Erotica

1 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:09,584 Bites, 2 00:00:10,623 --> 00:00:11,864 camera, 3 00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:13,594 action ! 4 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:20,570 Starting with a mere idea, 5 00:00:20,594 --> 00:00:23,564 a motion picture grows slowly. 6 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,688 When craftsmen of the industry 7 00:00:25,712 --> 00:00:29,204 think and talk it into something more tangible, 8 00:00:29,356 --> 00:00:32,471 a synopsis or outline. 9 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,160 One screenwriter or many then rework this 10 00:00:36,184 --> 00:00:40,289 into a treatment and finally a shooting script. 11 00:00:40,903 --> 00:00:44,033 As each day shooting is added to this reel, 12 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:46,715 the idea becomes reality. 13 00:00:49,229 --> 00:00:53,082 This sealed container guard 6500 feet 14 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:56,399 of exposed color motion picture film, 15 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:58,436 completely scored, 16 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:01,699 edited and with a compening soundtrack. 17 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:04,658 This long thin ribbon of celluloid 18 00:01:04,682 --> 00:01:06,682 will move through a projector 19 00:01:06,707 --> 00:01:09,004 24 frames a second, 20 00:01:09,178 --> 00:01:10,687 90 feet a minute 21 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,729 and it will run exactly 60 minutes, 22 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:17,828 one hour, a very small segment of a day. 23 00:01:18,648 --> 00:01:22,722 That into the cellulose base of this tightly wound roll 24 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:25,439 have gone months of preparation, 25 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:27,000 weeks of work 26 00:01:27,142 --> 00:01:30,025 and the creative talents of many, 27 00:01:30,144 --> 00:01:33,075 producer, director, 28 00:01:33,297 --> 00:01:35,720 writer, actor, 29 00:01:35,745 --> 00:01:38,565 cameraman and editor. 30 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:42,506 These and merius more have all contributed 31 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,530 to its shiny surface. 32 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:48,634 So then this cylinder holds more really 33 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:51,653 than the photographic emulsions and chemicals 34 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,935 of a positive 35 millimeter print. 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,181 It carries the dreams of its creators. 36 00:01:58,324 --> 00:02:01,632 Its real test comes when placed in the dark 37 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:03,498 intricate projectors 38 00:02:03,522 --> 00:02:05,564 that explode their magic 39 00:02:05,589 --> 00:02:08,233 across the screens of America. 40 00:02:08,382 --> 00:02:13,096 And really the hopes of months ago come alive. 41 00:02:15,378 --> 00:02:18,737 The following 60 minutes contain 42 00:02:18,762 --> 00:02:22,310 intimate moving portraits of women. 43 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:27,165 This film was made by adults. 44 00:02:27,483 --> 00:02:28,811 For adults. 45 00:02:28,929 --> 00:02:32,012 It is truly erotica. 46 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 47 00:04:46,566 --> 00:04:49,562 It was a day unusual for autumn, 48 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:52,414 warm but not wet with heat. 49 00:04:53,841 --> 00:04:55,466 As though summer were giving way 50 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,785 ever so grudgingly to fall. 51 00:04:59,915 --> 00:05:02,243 A day that sent me searching from the city 52 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:05,258 to a small piece of woodsy-dale 53 00:05:05,634 --> 00:05:09,395 where I'd played and dreamed when younger, 54 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,673 with a boy 55 00:05:12,307 --> 00:05:13,714 who had taken 56 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:15,975 and then moved on. 57 00:05:16,362 --> 00:05:19,131 The remembering had made it a day of wanting, 58 00:05:19,156 --> 00:05:21,156 of craving fulfillment, 59 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,125 of yearning for an intimacy so close 60 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:26,149 and somehow frightening 61 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,444 that I felt only safe with it here. 62 00:05:30,527 --> 00:05:31,586 Alone 63 00:05:32,602 --> 00:05:34,602 with no eyes pawing me, 64 00:05:35,228 --> 00:05:36,979 no hands taking advantage 65 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,976 of the sensations crowding 66 00:05:39,001 --> 00:05:41,956 to the very surface of my skin. 67 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:45,692 Even the air against my skin 68 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:47,869 had a very personal touch. 69 00:05:49,237 --> 00:05:52,868 The soft breeze like millions of tiny fingers 70 00:05:52,963 --> 00:05:54,963 caressing my body 71 00:05:55,762 --> 00:05:59,121 as it whispered seductively through the trees. 72 00:06:12,888 --> 00:06:15,044 It may have only been minutes 73 00:06:15,599 --> 00:06:17,338 or perhaps hours 74 00:06:17,639 --> 00:06:19,639 that I lay there exposed. 75 00:06:20,366 --> 00:06:22,090 The searing shafts of sun 76 00:06:22,114 --> 00:06:24,114 playing havoc with my body. 77 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:29,008 Separating me finally from my last garment, 78 00:06:30,753 --> 00:06:32,654 letting even closer its hot 79 00:06:32,679 --> 00:06:35,513 burning eye to probe my bareness. 80 00:06:36,755 --> 00:06:39,855 My pores opening under its warmth, 81 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,164 breathing, 82 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:44,791 almost speaking love. 83 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,495 So hot. 84 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,491 How could it be so hot? 85 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,124 Or is my body simply a mirror 86 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,719 of my mind pushing me on? 87 00:06:58,462 --> 00:07:00,136 I hadn't come here for this, 88 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,160 but I had to have it. 89 00:07:03,069 --> 00:07:05,426 A cooling of the past. 90 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:08,089 A washing of body. 91 00:07:09,148 --> 00:07:13,100 A cleansing that would perhaps satisfy its appetite. 92 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,930 Dull its feeling. 93 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:20,539 Quiet a little, it's wanton screaming. 94 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,227 Water against skin is like many hands 95 00:07:25,251 --> 00:07:27,409 moving quickly against you. 96 00:07:28,245 --> 00:07:31,254 Cold, yet warming you. 97 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,642 Making you aware 98 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:36,705 as it seeks out the contours of the body. 99 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,608 And then finally the stream and I were one. 100 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:47,677 Its cleanness and supple strength calming my thoughts. 101 00:07:48,648 --> 00:07:50,474 Putting me at rest. 102 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:54,718 And I knew then I had to move on 103 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,742 and back to my city. 104 00:07:57,595 --> 00:08:00,438 And the endless streets of men's eyes. 105 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:04,681 Each one, a bolder invitation. 106 00:08:07,255 --> 00:08:09,438 But I felt stronger now. 107 00:08:09,918 --> 00:08:13,000 And perhaps I could survive through another week. 108 00:08:13,714 --> 00:08:16,454 The chase that men pursued with me. 109 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,840 And even perhaps 110 00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:22,826 return again to the past 111 00:08:22,912 --> 00:08:27,259 and my love of tree and sun and water. 112 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,011 Then as I left the water 113 00:08:31,035 --> 00:08:33,424 and clasped the towel around me, 114 00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:36,482 I knew I was wasting myself here. 115 00:08:36,507 --> 00:08:39,322 I knew then surrender was close, 116 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,000 inevitable. 117 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:43,134 And I was ready. 118 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,515 Now don't get nervous, folks. 119 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,913 I mean like this ain't all that happens. 120 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:13,119 They are not quite a cast of thousands 121 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:15,143 but kind of arty though, huh? 122 00:09:16,352 --> 00:09:20,000 Oh, incidentally my name is Sam Stilson Snark. 123 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,580 The middle name Stilson that was Pop's idea, 124 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,415 he was a plumber, you know. 125 00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,481 That was his favorite ranch. 126 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,301 The old man was real proud of his tools. 127 00:09:29,326 --> 00:09:30,277 That's all he had really. 128 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,388 I mean he didn't have much of a home life. 129 00:09:32,475 --> 00:09:34,904 You see mom was a plumber too. 130 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:38,000 Boy what conversations they used to have it didn't. 131 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,929 I mean like I was a sensitive type kid 132 00:09:39,953 --> 00:09:41,835 and well I didn't gain no weight 133 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,975 until I began eating alone. 134 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,711 I think that's when it began. 135 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:47,373 I mean me wanting something better 136 00:09:47,397 --> 00:09:49,128 than crawling under houses. 137 00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:51,000 Pulling chains all day. 138 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,274 Getting muscle bound with a plunger bit. 139 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,311 I mean you can walk into a bathroom 140 00:09:55,335 --> 00:09:57,975 just so many times and it finally gets done. 141 00:09:58,542 --> 00:10:00,180 Anyway I'm a white collar man 142 00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:03,391 now I'm public relations director for Toppa. 143 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:07,000 T-O-P-O-A, that ain't no soft drink, folks, neither. 144 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,555 It's the amalgamated plumbers association of America. 145 00:10:10,658 --> 00:10:12,589 Oh yeah I'm still in the business but 146 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:15,632 I moved out into the parlour now. 147 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:17,000 Pretty cute, huh ? 148 00:10:17,352 --> 00:10:19,082 You see what we got going here 149 00:10:19,106 --> 00:10:20,741 is a little goodwill movement 150 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:22,765 sponsored by the association. 151 00:10:22,936 --> 00:10:25,045 This ain't no training film, it's more like 152 00:10:25,069 --> 00:10:28,275 a kind of exploitation picture on bed. 153 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,130 Well to really level with you 154 00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:33,511 people just ain't washing as much. 155 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:36,298 So they don't wash they cut down in the plumbing fixtures 156 00:10:36,323 --> 00:10:38,071 no more to and tree bathroom ?? 157 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,904 and if they don't use the fixtures they got as much, 158 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,975 they don't wear them out. 159 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,991 So there goes your repair maintenance and replacement 160 00:10:46,441 --> 00:10:48,483 right down the drain so to speak. 161 00:10:48,602 --> 00:10:50,630 I mean things isn't such a bad way 162 00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:53,407 in this industry you might even say it stinks ! 163 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:56,960 And some of the customers sent in to healthy neither. 164 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,796 Let me give you an example. 165 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,220 I'm holding a little forum 166 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:02,863 kind of a help clinic down in a Greenwich Village. 167 00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:05,748 So in the question and answer part one 168 00:11:05,772 --> 00:11:07,751 clown who I am glad incidentally 169 00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:09,433 was ?? says 170 00:11:09,632 --> 00:11:11,281 "what's with the ??", 171 00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:14,847 without the washing bit, you got more time for other things. 172 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,684 Okay so he's got a point. 173 00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:17,495 But 174 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:19,273 if he ain't bathing, 175 00:11:19,503 --> 00:11:21,933 who's going to want to do any other things with him. 176 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:25,694 Of course, this decrease in bathing is nothing new. 177 00:11:25,848 --> 00:11:27,331 We were fighting this thing in England 178 00:11:27,356 --> 00:11:28,571 after the Middle Ages. 179 00:11:28,596 --> 00:11:30,754 For instance, Queen Elisabeth was considered 180 00:11:30,778 --> 00:11:32,975 to be one of the cleanest chicks around. 181 00:11:33,289 --> 00:11:36,000 I mean let's face it she was the queen right. 182 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:38,246 So listen to this from the Encyclopedia 183 00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:39,922 under facts on the bad. 184 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,435 I quote. 185 00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:45,849 Queen Elizabeth bade wants the month when she needed her or not. 186 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:49,520 Now this ain't nothing personal against her, 187 00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:52,308 but if she's only going to once a month shot, 188 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,540 what do you think the peasants are doing ? 189 00:11:57,378 --> 00:12:00,540 Here's another quote, a proverb from the same period. 190 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,288 "Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, 191 00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:05,767 your head never." 192 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,507 This explains the wigs, huh ? 193 00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:10,835 Everybody went bald, 194 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,388 no rubbing, no circulation, no hair. 195 00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:22,214 Now look at this kid hair. 196 00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:24,097 I'll admit she's over doing it a bit 197 00:12:24,121 --> 00:12:25,478 but she works outside, 198 00:12:25,502 --> 00:12:27,250 she's a car hop and the exhaust 199 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:29,589 films in the smart, well you know... 200 00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:38,212 Here's a kind of an interesting sideline on bathing types. 201 00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:41,000 The one day she's a scrubber. 202 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,338 The other two are more the rinses and the dunka types. 203 00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:05,823 This can here is the dainty type 204 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,460 in a trade she's what we call a kneeler, 205 00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,345 but the main thing we're pushing folks is 206 00:13:11,369 --> 00:13:13,427 it don't matter whether you're a scrubber, 207 00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,761 a soaker or kind of dainty dripper, 208 00:13:16,452 --> 00:13:18,081 get the habit. 209 00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:36,171 Now this is a kitty wading pool, 210 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,615 but this ain't exactly a kid, 211 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,785 and if she stood up to wait in it, 212 00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:43,605 the house lights come on and we're out of business, but 213 00:13:43,635 --> 00:13:45,776 again we're trying to prove a point. 214 00:13:46,022 --> 00:13:48,022 Even when out the proper facilities, 215 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,897 a body can keep clean and enjoy it. 216 00:13:51,012 --> 00:13:53,060 You're right, it's a garbage can, 217 00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:55,244 and that ain't no leftover drumstick. 218 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,137 You may think we're getting way out 219 00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:59,161 with these offbeat type bathtubs, 220 00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:01,981 but if you studied the history of bathing, 221 00:14:02,116 --> 00:14:04,755 what these girls are in now is luxurious 222 00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,779 compared to what they used to have. 223 00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:10,746 For instance, right after the industrial revolution, 224 00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:13,684 some cooke invented a bathtub with gas pointers 225 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:14,813 underneath it to 226 00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,125 heat the water which was great. 227 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,675 He just overlooked the fact 228 00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:21,002 that it wasn't safe to sit down. 229 00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:23,124 This of course started a trend 230 00:14:23,148 --> 00:14:24,682 to an astounding sponge bath 231 00:14:24,706 --> 00:14:26,832 or the slosh and sprinkle method, 232 00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,439 which is alright but just don't provide 233 00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,949 the luxurious feeling the complete dunk. 234 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,073 I mean, think about it folks, 235 00:14:34,097 --> 00:14:36,820 the bath is the last I post the privacy 236 00:14:37,012 --> 00:14:37,813 comfort. 237 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,333 Sure you're gonna wash to get clean but 238 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:41,682 the relaxing, 239 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:44,057 I mean who likes to read on a feet ? 240 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:06,082 You can't blame the kid. 241 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,409 Even new garbage cans would make me nervous. 242 00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:11,682 We had a lot more footage on this girl 243 00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:13,969 but her skin began to fade. 244 00:15:14,469 --> 00:15:16,329 Didn't photograph well at all. 245 00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:19,604 We're not asking you folks to rub yourself raw 246 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,017 or drown, 247 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,369 but you know how it is 248 00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,275 in the advertising to make a point 249 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,815 you're gonna want, you gotta have... 250 00:15:27,114 --> 00:15:29,510 Well, let's face it, you gotta lie 251 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,716 and people notice and they enjoy it, 252 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,166 I mean it sells. 253 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:36,041 You tell people use this kind of soap. 254 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,472 You don't harm your skin 255 00:15:37,496 --> 00:15:40,815 it washes your clean and one bar lasts six years. 256 00:15:41,222 --> 00:15:42,865 So what did the people do? 257 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,656 They laugh and say that guy's nuts, 258 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,751 what a liar, 259 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:48,180 and they go out and buy this soap to prove it. 260 00:15:49,468 --> 00:15:50,468 Now how's this? 261 00:15:50,706 --> 00:15:51,706 Cute, huh? 262 00:15:51,898 --> 00:15:53,924 Of course you understand we don't want you 263 00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,410 folks doing these things. 264 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,558 I mean like more shtubs is for laundry, 265 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,877 but if you don't want to take your clothes off 266 00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,206 to wash them, 267 00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:03,920 sure it's cookie but 268 00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:06,976 we believe anything that's clean is good. 269 00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,634 Weird, huh? 270 00:16:09,659 --> 00:16:11,856 As like the Chinese torture bit, 271 00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:14,065 but here again folks another ??, 272 00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:17,330 oh I mean facet, of thinking clean. 273 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,665 The kids got tender skin. 274 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 She loves showers but the spray bugs her. 275 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,505 We don't want you buying eyedrocks. 276 00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:28,452 We want you should get help to the water softeners. 277 00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:29,058 Dig? 278 00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,943 Crazy, huh? 279 00:16:35,177 --> 00:16:37,454 I used mine for everything, but this... 280 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,710 I even wore it sometimes. 281 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,127 You know another thing that hiked the industry 282 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:44,439 was the big deodorant campaigns. 283 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,258 It was like so who needs a bath? 284 00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:50,277 A few squites and you're good for an auditory sets of tennis. 285 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,496 If you want to play alone that is. 286 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,384 Sweet, huh? 287 00:17:01,017 --> 00:17:02,387 A baby bath. 288 00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:07,000 Again, folks, a little common sense. 289 00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:10,567 We don't want you throwing the kids out of their tubs. 290 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:15,306 Let's be honest, kids is about the dideous people are is, 291 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,911 and in fact should be using the big tubs. 292 00:17:18,647 --> 00:17:21,027 These things will make them around shoulder. 293 00:17:46,626 --> 00:17:49,071 Here's a happy little frolic 294 00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:51,078 and folks these kids ain't active. 295 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,510 They like to be clean. 296 00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:55,216 We just didn't grab these kids off the streets. 297 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,060 They had to fill out question is 298 00:17:57,084 --> 00:17:58,746 you got to be careful these days. 299 00:17:59,048 --> 00:18:00,779 They got organizations now. 300 00:18:01,351 --> 00:18:03,377 You wouldn't believe it like we got one girl 301 00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:05,569 of a sweet and nice type. 302 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,881 So we got a question : 303 00:18:06,905 --> 00:18:09,320 what associations do you belong to? 304 00:18:09,391 --> 00:18:12,075 She writes in MPOA. 305 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 "Mud packers of America." 306 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:18,629 Then it was this YASWA. 307 00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:22,505 "Youth against Stagnan Water Association." 308 00:18:23,382 --> 00:18:25,693 And here is man's best friend. 309 00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,656 We got a film so clean 310 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,951 that strong hot came out of retirement. 311 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,162 Seriously, 312 00:18:31,289 --> 00:18:34,543 this dog's a former grad of the canine corpse. 313 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,333 A very high type dog, you notice the pelt 314 00:18:37,444 --> 00:18:39,287 twice a week shower and pedicule. 315 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:40,504 You see folks, 316 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,893 this is the way we want people thinking. 317 00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:46,174 Of course another thing we're fighting is price. 318 00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,217 People are conditioned. 319 00:18:48,447 --> 00:18:49,873 Cartoons jokes, 320 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:52,587 they're convinced plumbers are so expensive that... 321 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,916 Let me give you an example. 322 00:18:55,075 --> 00:18:56,664 A wife calls her husband at work, 323 00:18:56,688 --> 00:18:58,688 says hot water heater don't wipe. 324 00:18:58,849 --> 00:19:00,342 Should she call the plumber? 325 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:02,520 The guy says something like 326 00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:05,975 "We'll have to sell a kid to afford the service call." 327 00:19:06,222 --> 00:19:08,588 And why don't she fool around with it until he gets home. 328 00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:09,705 Got the picture? 329 00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:11,648 Okay, she lights a match, 330 00:19:11,673 --> 00:19:13,936 looks on an eight and folds with it, and boom ! 331 00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:15,588 A broken home. 332 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,408 The kids got no more and no hot water heater later. 333 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:21,333 The last problem is the business of plumbers 334 00:19:21,357 --> 00:19:22,976 being lewd characters. 335 00:19:23,661 --> 00:19:26,000 I remember my vice service call. 336 00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:27,950 A gal calls and she says 337 00:19:27,974 --> 00:19:30,397 "Something's not wakin' in the tub." 338 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,631 So I grab my tools 339 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,655 and a clean shirt and all the way over 340 00:19:34,679 --> 00:19:37,477 I gotta admit I kinda get like a vision. 341 00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:40,081 I mean I'm human too, you know, a kid. 342 00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:42,158 So I get there and a little anxious 343 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,880 pull back to Clayton and 344 00:19:44,134 --> 00:19:46,064 she's right, there's something not working. 345 00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:47,000 Two things. 346 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,528 The drain and her husband pal ! 347 00:19:49,848 --> 00:19:50,769 But look folks, 348 00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:53,975 forgetting the commercial aspect of this whole thing, 349 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,728 Bathe and his hair to stay, 350 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:58,029 I mean even if you're like him, orbit, 351 00:19:58,053 --> 00:20:00,182 you know way out of this world, 352 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,000 where did they drop ya? 353 00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:03,672 You're right, buddy. 354 00:20:03,697 --> 00:20:06,000 Right in the old H2O. 355 00:20:23,746 --> 00:20:26,468 Folks, we've got a problem. 356 00:20:26,714 --> 00:20:28,269 What you're looking at 357 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,519 is the latest family type advertising effort. 358 00:20:31,544 --> 00:20:34,654 our company is going to market our merchandise with. 359 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000 You see, we own a bear ranch. 360 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,464 And that's one there. 361 00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:41,234 No, I mean there. 362 00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:45,439 Bear skins ain't expensive like me, 363 00:20:45,463 --> 00:20:48,632 but they can take a lot of handling and 364 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:50,126 still wear good 365 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,279 and hold up well against the pressures 366 00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:53,303 of the elements. 367 00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:55,891 The Sannessy and... 368 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,993 well, the elements. 369 00:20:58,018 --> 00:21:01,065 Of course most people buy and bear 370 00:21:01,089 --> 00:21:04,290 use them for rather formal type fun. 371 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,239 Balls, banquets, 372 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:07,136 premieres 373 00:21:07,302 --> 00:21:09,971 you know them, fancy type Hollywood openings. 374 00:21:11,783 --> 00:21:13,952 Actually we don't push their use 375 00:21:13,976 --> 00:21:16,327 for beeching and weenie bakes. 376 00:21:16,674 --> 00:21:18,674 But they are versatile. 377 00:21:19,268 --> 00:21:21,739 Sand and chiggers just kind of brush 378 00:21:21,763 --> 00:21:24,327 loose easy if you do find yourself 379 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,663 entertaining informal like. 380 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,008 And of course, they're great for dens and 381 00:21:30,471 --> 00:21:31,804 denning parties. 382 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:36,405 Bear beside being a durable piece of skin 383 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,975 has the soft luxurious feel of skunk. 384 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:43,666 I mentioned at the beginning we had a problem. 385 00:21:44,518 --> 00:21:48,526 You see, our company simply ain't selling much. 386 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,849 And bear ranch ain't no hobby with us. 387 00:21:52,152 --> 00:21:56,172 By trapping them skinning them and churning them 388 00:21:56,362 --> 00:21:58,975 adds up to mighty costly overhead. 389 00:21:59,524 --> 00:22:02,503 And as the saying in the trade goes, 390 00:22:02,728 --> 00:22:05,204 it's not the skins you got hanging. 391 00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:08,437 It's what's being bird that counts. 392 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:12,046 It ain't that we haven't been advertising either. 393 00:22:12,071 --> 00:22:14,419 We even made a TV commercial. 394 00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:17,058 One of them modern types with 395 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,187 beat nicks and coffee drinking. 396 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:23,469 Everybody actin' carefree and silly. 397 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:26,551 It didn't sell a skin. 398 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,986 Of course you can't really appreciate 399 00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:32,551 a fur behind a bunch of beard. 400 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,579 Them gold tees them fellas wear 401 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:38,771 just ain't a good background for bear selling. 402 00:22:39,789 --> 00:22:44,418 Let's face it there's nothing bear about her. 403 00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:51,070 Anyway the association of bear breeding 404 00:22:51,094 --> 00:22:53,365 has come to our aid and is helping us 405 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,546 with our latest advertising effort, 406 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:59,516 and we kind of expect a big return. 407 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,711 Another selling point for bear 408 00:23:02,735 --> 00:23:05,665 is this skin covering the lady. 409 00:23:06,278 --> 00:23:07,651 It ain't skimpy. 410 00:23:08,272 --> 00:23:10,606 It couldn't be and do the job. 411 00:23:11,663 --> 00:23:15,104 This particular number is our after five models, 412 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,424 so popular in the Porter region. 413 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:20,473 In fact, that's one of our slogans. 414 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:25,431 "The sun never section of bear skin." 415 00:23:25,651 --> 00:23:27,615 It wouldn't dare. 416 00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,077 I hope this has given you all a kind 417 00:23:32,101 --> 00:23:35,744 of feeling and yearning for bear. 418 00:23:36,269 --> 00:23:39,003 We've tried mighty hard to provide you 419 00:23:39,027 --> 00:23:41,139 with an educational approach to this 420 00:23:41,164 --> 00:23:43,408 very underrated fur, 421 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,987 and of course at the same time 422 00:23:46,011 --> 00:23:48,011 reduce what you might call an 423 00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:51,276 unhealthy inventory of bear. 424 00:23:51,975 --> 00:23:53,975 ?? the saying gold folks. 425 00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:57,206 We're loaded for bear. 426 00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:20,841 My name is Captain Bagget Hype. 427 00:24:20,879 --> 00:24:23,975 I am a sailor, a man of the sea. 428 00:24:24,404 --> 00:24:27,000 For the sea I love it, don't you know. 429 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,633 As one of its most prolific chroniclers 430 00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:31,754 its history has etched in my mind 431 00:24:31,787 --> 00:24:35,456 as deeply as the charts of the shows off the behaviors. 432 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:39,214 Its glorious past is filled with heroic figures. 433 00:24:39,325 --> 00:24:42,774 Nelson, Tharraga Jones, Sir Thomas Lipton, 434 00:24:44,052 --> 00:24:45,636 a brisk one he. 435 00:24:46,072 --> 00:24:48,305 But today I wish to add another name 436 00:24:48,329 --> 00:24:50,037 and introduce to you as well 437 00:24:50,061 --> 00:24:52,308 his newest innovation in sailing. 438 00:24:52,498 --> 00:24:56,000 I speak of the man who has tread on tradition's toes. 439 00:24:56,209 --> 00:24:58,442 Commander Tukesbury on the Clyde 440 00:24:58,592 --> 00:25:01,815 and his 20th century concept of sports sailing. 441 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,796 The all feminine crew 442 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,732 or as he calls them, 443 00:25:07,017 --> 00:25:09,017 damsel deck hands. 444 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,453 It's a day for it what? 445 00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:16,415 Enough wind to fill the sails, 446 00:25:16,439 --> 00:25:17,941 enough sun to cut its chill 447 00:25:17,965 --> 00:25:20,933 and a trim yaw craft to carry us. 448 00:25:21,382 --> 00:25:24,471 But let me not digress and move on instead 449 00:25:24,534 --> 00:25:26,534 to the meat of our story. 450 00:25:29,677 --> 00:25:33,000 The sea and tradition are words much alike. 451 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:37,000 Both ringing with the sound of authority and greatness. 452 00:25:37,824 --> 00:25:41,154 The staunch and unmoving as a watertight bulkhead. 453 00:25:41,217 --> 00:25:43,673 Yet Commander Tukesbury has split the main cell 454 00:25:43,697 --> 00:25:46,494 so to speak by providing the distaff side 455 00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:47,601 a seat, 456 00:25:47,823 --> 00:25:50,323 a share of sailing in a man's world 457 00:25:50,656 --> 00:25:52,656 and on a man's vessel. 458 00:25:53,709 --> 00:25:56,314 Our newest pioneer has a long list 459 00:25:56,338 --> 00:25:58,697 of seagulling thirsts and achievements 460 00:25:58,722 --> 00:26:01,856 that would stretch certainly from tiller to poop deck. 461 00:26:02,385 --> 00:26:05,662 A true vision arranged yet not without critics. 462 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,463 Or his latest achievement is stirring 463 00:26:08,487 --> 00:26:11,082 the backwash in Davy Jones locker, 464 00:26:11,107 --> 00:26:14,975 moving somewhat the hallowed mounds of past seagulling masters. 465 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,655 For these men who have since dropped their last anchor 466 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,896 and cried their last "passed off" 467 00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:26,000 were men who steered a narrow course on land and sea. 468 00:26:26,649 --> 00:26:29,206 They trod the decks when a woman's presence on board, 469 00:26:29,230 --> 00:26:30,976 even the smallest fregate, 470 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,631 was an omen of doom, 471 00:26:32,829 --> 00:26:34,829 a harbinger of disaster. 472 00:26:35,088 --> 00:26:37,493 For even as women were accepted at the poles 473 00:26:37,517 --> 00:26:39,765 and slowly exerted their influence and 474 00:26:39,891 --> 00:26:43,404 fought their battles of equality and acceptance in other activities, 475 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:45,239 they had always been refused 476 00:26:45,263 --> 00:26:47,819 an equal seat below the mast. 477 00:26:48,562 --> 00:26:52,000 A woman's share of the five o'clock martini, yes. 478 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 The right to work, naturally. 479 00:26:54,556 --> 00:26:57,531 That nicotine should touch their lips, but of course ! 480 00:26:57,841 --> 00:27:01,200 But that their sterns should fit a ship's ? 481 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,347 Never ! 482 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,350 Incidentally, 483 00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:06,837 Commodore Tuke's berry is on board today but 484 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:09,775 being a completely modest individual has asked gallantly 485 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,366 that the lion's share of our pictorial coverage 486 00:27:12,391 --> 00:27:13,975 be devoted to his crew. 487 00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:17,043 I do think it only fair, however, to cover at least 488 00:27:17,174 --> 00:27:20,895 a bit of his past if only in capsule form. 489 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,774 Tuke's berry, so to speak, was born to the sea. 490 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:42,415 In fact, at the age of 11 months, 491 00:27:42,439 --> 00:27:44,719 was nearly lost to us in a bathing accident 492 00:27:44,744 --> 00:27:46,595 while trying to hoist his diabos 493 00:27:46,619 --> 00:27:48,619 over the side of a bassinet. 494 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,357 Yes, even at that age, 495 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:56,095 the adventurer was showing through in his briny character. 496 00:27:57,916 --> 00:27:58,966 At the age of 10, 497 00:27:58,990 --> 00:28:01,498 when others were at cricket and crayon, 498 00:28:01,522 --> 00:28:03,833 he was sailing his first ship. 499 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,163 A miniature home craft model, of course, 500 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:08,975 but the sea where they floating four minutes, 501 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,582 at 12 seconds till his mother pulled the chain, 502 00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:14,153 flushing his dream temporarily. 503 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,666 But here was a sailor, 504 00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:29,920 a man with salt and spray and foam in his soul. 505 00:28:30,494 --> 00:28:32,901 A buoyancy to his make-up that floated him 506 00:28:32,925 --> 00:28:36,718 at the age of 17 across the channel on a raft ! 507 00:28:37,374 --> 00:28:39,773 He was, unfortunately, taken into custody 508 00:28:39,797 --> 00:28:41,331 on the other side for his cargo, 509 00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,514 is found to be not quite 90 proof 510 00:28:43,538 --> 00:28:46,032 and unsafe for human consumption. But ! 511 00:28:46,453 --> 00:28:48,473 you can see, even in those early, 512 00:28:48,497 --> 00:28:51,370 though perhaps not fully successful deeds, 513 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,722 the dairy, 514 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,084 the great heart that pushed him beyond small failures, 515 00:28:57,195 --> 00:29:00,269 that swallowed setbacks without looking back, 516 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:03,567 that thought always progressively. 517 00:29:11,676 --> 00:29:13,094 There is simply not the time 518 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,586 for a complete biographical sketch, however, 519 00:29:15,785 --> 00:29:18,028 a listing of just a few of his awards 520 00:29:18,052 --> 00:29:20,742 would I think somehow give you an added dimension 521 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:23,198 of this man's versatility and stature. 522 00:29:23,937 --> 00:29:26,488 At 27, awarded the seaweed medal 523 00:29:26,512 --> 00:29:29,561 with Brian Cluster for his invention of the push button anchor, 524 00:29:29,787 --> 00:29:33,000 a boon to anchor droppers who forgot to let go. 525 00:29:33,702 --> 00:29:38,120 At 31, the tune of fish associations highest accolade, 526 00:29:38,414 --> 00:29:40,876 a 30 by 60 foot tuner net, 527 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,157 filled naturally, 528 00:29:42,307 --> 00:29:44,547 this for his prodigious efforts 529 00:29:44,571 --> 00:29:48,025 in attempting to invent the first seagoing cannery, 530 00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:50,793 and for his rescue of seven of the crew members 531 00:29:50,817 --> 00:29:53,158 that sank with her unamined launching. 532 00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:12,475 We could go on, of course, 533 00:30:12,499 --> 00:30:14,721 but let us move to the present 534 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,745 to his newest of triumphs, 535 00:30:17,091 --> 00:30:19,067 the damsel deckhands, 536 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:21,300 a decorative trio certainly. 537 00:30:21,325 --> 00:30:24,019 Perhaps in their enthusiasm a mite daring 538 00:30:24,043 --> 00:30:26,815 for we cannot cross and put behind us too many 539 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,500 barriers too quickly, but 540 00:30:28,524 --> 00:30:30,889 you can see that even at sea, 541 00:30:31,237 --> 00:30:33,479 women seek a place forward, 542 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,547 abreasting the waves, 543 00:30:35,642 --> 00:30:37,541 fitting cunningly into the symmetry 544 00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:39,423 and design of the ship. 545 00:30:39,731 --> 00:30:41,538 The pilgrims at Plymouth Rock 546 00:30:41,562 --> 00:30:44,462 in their search for freedom might not perhaps endorse 547 00:30:44,487 --> 00:30:47,010 this much freedom on the high seas, but 548 00:30:47,184 --> 00:30:49,695 certainly would have admired the stern set 549 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,557 of this girl's character, 550 00:30:51,954 --> 00:30:54,091 a truly stirring sight 551 00:30:54,115 --> 00:30:56,975 bringing the great quotations out of the past. 552 00:30:57,975 --> 00:31:01,000 Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! 553 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,417 I have not yet begun to fight. 554 00:31:05,285 --> 00:31:09,454 Never have so many old so much to so few. 555 00:31:10,684 --> 00:31:12,263 And the old captains at their post 556 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,462 shouting their commands into the wind. 557 00:31:14,716 --> 00:31:18,000 Hit the bilge, pump sellers, we're listing off ! 558 00:31:18,216 --> 00:31:20,091 Sure up the bulkheads men, 559 00:31:20,115 --> 00:31:22,877 the enemies at point like rage ! 560 00:32:00,187 --> 00:32:03,230 Here you see the complete cultural transferral 561 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,254 of woman to shipboard, 562 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:07,387 a true mating of movements 563 00:32:07,412 --> 00:32:09,086 and in fact a new dance step 564 00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:10,802 in the making which the Commodore 565 00:32:10,826 --> 00:32:13,643 has named "the dinghy drag". 566 00:32:14,353 --> 00:32:16,180 The bilge bounce was considered briefly 567 00:32:16,204 --> 00:32:18,158 but lacked the dignity associated 568 00:32:18,183 --> 00:32:20,597 with Commodore Tuke spray's activities. 569 00:32:41,609 --> 00:32:45,060 Of course with progress must come some physical changes 570 00:32:45,084 --> 00:32:46,655 to ship design, 571 00:32:46,824 --> 00:32:49,136 and they are on Commodore Tuke spray's drawing board 572 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,511 at this very moment. 573 00:32:50,771 --> 00:32:52,000 Oh Commodore, 574 00:32:53,492 --> 00:32:56,260 a truly modest man as I mentioned previously. 575 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:06,042 The most recent craze of the modern sea-faring world 576 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:07,780 is a skin diving, 577 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:10,743 but is it really skin diving, 578 00:33:10,966 --> 00:33:13,423 encumbered by tank, rubber suit, 579 00:33:13,455 --> 00:33:15,455 goggles held at gloves. 580 00:33:15,809 --> 00:33:18,381 Here though we shall again the Commodore's 581 00:33:18,405 --> 00:33:20,405 great passion for detail, 582 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,464 improving and improvising on a bare idea. 583 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:31,392 This then is skin diving in its very essence. 584 00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:33,674 As it was meant to be before the safety 585 00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,698 measures of a commercial world 586 00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:39,098 forced it into its uncomfortable state. 587 00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:47,300 This cruise could not be completely tied out 588 00:33:47,324 --> 00:33:51,256 without at least a reference to the Commodore's next trip. 589 00:33:51,574 --> 00:33:54,839 A voyage I might add that would be fought with peril. 590 00:33:55,719 --> 00:33:58,026 His next expedition by boat 591 00:33:58,097 --> 00:34:00,582 will take him across the Sahara Desert. 592 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,802 Details and plans for... 593 00:34:03,143 --> 00:34:06,836 sailing the Sahara are most secret at this time. 594 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,539 However, he has decided to use a mixed crew of four, 595 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:15,498 making bridge, backgammon and cribbage possible. 596 00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:20,057 And so we close the curtain of our day at sea. 597 00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:22,000 A look ahead for us all. 598 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,744 A preview of our sailing future. 599 00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:26,120 But now, 600 00:34:26,144 --> 00:34:29,319 now my friends be their wing in the sails, 601 00:34:29,343 --> 00:34:32,621 petrol in the tanks, who cares with the proper crew ! 602 00:34:32,726 --> 00:34:35,462 Now really, who cares? 603 00:34:35,683 --> 00:34:37,642 She'll be out. 604 00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:53,934 Before we begin our tour of the botanical gardens, 605 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,213 we think you should meet our guides 606 00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:58,248 who will act as your host today. 607 00:34:58,273 --> 00:35:00,752 That is Mr. Poindexter Gombody 608 00:35:00,776 --> 00:35:03,850 on the left and Mr. Rebenswood-Kartkart, 609 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:06,828 with the Red Vest, just to the right there. 610 00:35:07,332 --> 00:35:10,047 Immediately after viewing these film clips, 611 00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:13,032 you will meet them personally as well as a tea 612 00:35:13,057 --> 00:35:14,940 where they will assist me in answering 613 00:35:14,964 --> 00:35:17,456 any questions about what you have seen. 614 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,582 They are also going to discuss rebuilding the lawn, 615 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:24,735 what times of the year are best for planting, 616 00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:27,224 how to seed of the new lawn, 617 00:35:27,248 --> 00:35:30,424 selection of proper fertilizer and so on. 618 00:35:30,449 --> 00:35:32,811 Both of them have a broad background 619 00:35:32,835 --> 00:35:34,763 in botanical research 620 00:35:34,788 --> 00:35:39,307 with AS, SS and a BS degrees to match. 621 00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:41,484 Coupled of course with a great amount 622 00:35:41,508 --> 00:35:43,975 of modern landscape experience. 623 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:46,823 They have also created a great deal 624 00:35:46,847 --> 00:35:49,753 of excitement, with the publication of their new book 625 00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:52,812 on the advantages of hot house planting. 626 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,253 What they are showing us 627 00:35:55,277 --> 00:35:57,423 is the result of their research 628 00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,282 on the cross-pollinization 629 00:35:59,306 --> 00:36:02,522 of the sweet pea with the wild pansay. 630 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:04,897 A stunning result, don't you think? 631 00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:06,672 You will notice this bloom, 632 00:36:06,696 --> 00:36:09,465 called incidentally the pan-apee, 633 00:36:09,571 --> 00:36:11,770 has a rather new look yet retains 634 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,074 the best features of both flowers. 635 00:36:14,336 --> 00:36:17,484 The stem is a true hunter's green, 636 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,550 while the bulb formation is so delicately formed, 637 00:36:20,644 --> 00:36:22,957 incorporates both of the pastel shadings 638 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:24,213 of the sweet pea 639 00:36:24,237 --> 00:36:26,555 and the darker hues of the pansay. 640 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:31,151 The only slight irregularity is in the length of the flower. 641 00:36:31,421 --> 00:36:34,026 Eleven feet is really not a suitable size 642 00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:35,862 for table decoration, but 643 00:36:35,887 --> 00:36:38,190 this is an experimental program 644 00:36:38,214 --> 00:36:40,033 and who knows how big will be 645 00:36:40,057 --> 00:36:41,976 building tables in the future. 646 00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:43,625 Now to the bone. 647 00:36:43,650 --> 00:36:46,141 Hey Charlie, you got the wrong soundtrack on ! 648 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:47,598 Alright, already. 649 00:36:54,925 --> 00:36:58,712 The sex life of the amoeba is much more complicated 650 00:36:58,736 --> 00:37:01,691 than its single cell construction would indicate. 651 00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:05,760 The same might be said of the minute protozoa, 652 00:37:05,784 --> 00:37:08,651 although it is not quite as fickle 653 00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:12,558 as the amoeba possibly because of its physical characteristics, 654 00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:15,578 it suggests a trifle more maturity. 655 00:37:15,674 --> 00:37:17,749 Charlie, what's the matter? You a wise guy? 656 00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:20,075 Somebody labeled all these soundtracks, Ronjo. 657 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,444 Get another one on ! 658 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,354 To continue our pictorial illustration 659 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,039 of the advantages of Boyle's book 660 00:37:28,064 --> 00:37:29,999 on proper card playing etiquette, 661 00:37:30,024 --> 00:37:31,975 we give you an example of what can happen 662 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,967 without this excellent reference book in your home. 663 00:37:36,191 --> 00:37:38,406 Here you see the typical good fellowship 664 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,076 of the ones who we get together, 665 00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,880 the Saturday night poker game, 666 00:37:41,904 --> 00:37:44,715 the casual attire, the easy comradeship, 667 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,000 all suggesting friends of long standing. 668 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:50,386 So I said to this, Ron, I said listen baby. 669 00:37:50,411 --> 00:37:52,835 Oh come on Pete, just deal the cards, huh? 670 00:37:52,890 --> 00:37:54,583 What, you can't wait to lose your doll? 671 00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:55,608 Okay. 672 00:37:55,694 --> 00:37:57,776 There's nine cards, but in the ocean, 673 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,707 six or seven, trays, fours, ten, 674 00:37:59,732 --> 00:38:01,462 and three-eyed queens a while. 675 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:02,368 Three-eyed? 676 00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:04,854 There aren't three-eyed queens. 677 00:38:04,879 --> 00:38:07,000 Oh no, then just check the deck. 678 00:38:07,174 --> 00:38:08,572 Pete, you've marked the deck? 679 00:38:08,659 --> 00:38:10,551 Or just the queen's eyes? 680 00:38:10,607 --> 00:38:11,713 Oh my word. 681 00:38:13,605 --> 00:38:15,975 So you see this type of friction can be avoided. 682 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,649 In Boyle's handy little 900 page volume 683 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:22,239 are also rules for 364 different card games, 684 00:38:22,264 --> 00:38:24,980 including of course, proper etiquette for seating, 685 00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:26,178 what to serve, etc. 686 00:38:26,342 --> 00:38:28,100 Then, too, there's the special section 687 00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,532 devoted to new games. 688 00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:31,953 Just to mention a few, there is mayhem. 689 00:38:32,194 --> 00:38:34,109 A two-handed game, very popular 690 00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:36,421 with the young married set, and another is Octopus, 691 00:38:36,446 --> 00:38:39,058 a 44-handed game requiring 22 players 692 00:38:39,082 --> 00:38:40,331 in a rather large table. 693 00:38:40,442 --> 00:38:42,270 Then, of course, there's the special chapter 694 00:38:42,294 --> 00:38:43,515 devoted to party games. 695 00:38:43,539 --> 00:38:44,954 There are many of the old standard, 696 00:38:44,978 --> 00:38:46,589 but they have been modernized to tribal. 697 00:38:46,707 --> 00:38:47,862 "Spin the bottle", for example, 698 00:38:47,886 --> 00:38:49,886 has been changed to "spin your wife". 699 00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:51,969 This is now played on a large high slippery table 700 00:38:51,993 --> 00:38:53,993 on which the person being spun is blindfolded. 701 00:38:54,106 --> 00:38:55,117 All survivors of the game 702 00:38:55,141 --> 00:38:56,976 are given door prizes in first aid. 703 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,024 Pinning the tail on the donkey remains substantially 704 00:38:59,048 --> 00:39:01,470 the same, except of course the host is used as the donkey, 705 00:39:01,495 --> 00:39:03,115 and anyone finding the mark receives 706 00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:05,236 a door prize plus the gratitude of the hostess 707 00:39:05,261 --> 00:39:07,103 who thinks the hostess rather than asks to begin. 708 00:39:07,128 --> 00:39:08,692 Troy, this is ridiculous ! 709 00:39:08,770 --> 00:39:10,235 You see what's on the screen? 710 00:39:10,362 --> 00:39:11,919 What do you think my problem is? 711 00:39:12,275 --> 00:39:12,864 Look, relax. 712 00:39:12,889 --> 00:39:14,191 I only got two more tracks. 713 00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:20,356 Now, kiddies, in unpacking your do-it-yourself magic kit, 714 00:39:20,443 --> 00:39:22,254 you must be a little careful. 715 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:25,161 In fact, before you uncrate the very first board, 716 00:39:25,185 --> 00:39:28,220 we suggest that you read the simple 12-page instructions 717 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:31,311 on uncrating, which is enclosed in the box. 718 00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:36,086 That's not quite going to work, is it, kids? 719 00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:39,383 All that shandoo is a tricky one. 720 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,671 I guess the next best thing to do 721 00:39:41,695 --> 00:39:43,650 is just rip it right open. 722 00:39:43,936 --> 00:39:45,127 Yeah, there. 723 00:39:45,152 --> 00:39:46,995 Now, once inside, you notice 724 00:39:47,019 --> 00:39:49,894 a can of kerosene and some large matches. 725 00:39:50,044 --> 00:39:52,610 Yeah, now, this is the very first trick. 726 00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:54,296 Now you must be a little careful 727 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,877 with this one as it's a tribal 728 00:39:55,901 --> 00:39:57,775 hard to get the hang of, but once you get it 729 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,627 to work right, well, it's worth 730 00:39:59,651 --> 00:40:01,622 the final illusion and the admiring 731 00:40:01,647 --> 00:40:03,472 glances of your chums as they see 732 00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:05,435 mommy and dad go up and smoke. 733 00:40:06,373 --> 00:40:08,724 Oh boy, as shandoo suggests, 734 00:40:08,748 --> 00:40:10,748 you should really try this on brother or sister 735 00:40:10,773 --> 00:40:12,773 first before moving on to mommy and dad. 736 00:40:13,032 --> 00:40:13,667 Yeah. 737 00:40:14,421 --> 00:40:16,000 So fun, isn't it, kids? 738 00:40:16,344 --> 00:40:19,473 Now, the second trick is comparatively simple. 739 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,595 A word of caution first though. 740 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,485 Don't pull the firing pin on the grenade now. 741 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:26,346 No, you'll just have to send for another kid. 742 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:32,536 Few sailing craft have received as much praise 743 00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:35,720 are being so often condemned as the catamaran. 744 00:40:36,095 --> 00:40:38,582 The reasons for such a violent extremes of opinion 745 00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:40,715 can be traced in some instances 746 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,307 to the extent of one's basic sailing knowledge. 747 00:40:43,332 --> 00:40:46,183 One's familiarity with the catamaran sailing technique 748 00:40:46,607 --> 00:40:48,853 are even the feeling that tradition 749 00:40:48,878 --> 00:40:51,562 has been violated with the addition of another hull. 750 00:40:51,864 --> 00:40:54,224 There are, of course, many other reasons, but 751 00:40:54,526 --> 00:40:57,044 commonly one hears and prays such words as 752 00:40:57,282 --> 00:40:59,715 high speed, shore draft, 753 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:01,549 small angle of heel, 754 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:02,855 broad decks, 755 00:41:02,879 --> 00:41:06,276 great stability, and in condemnation such phrases as 756 00:41:06,403 --> 00:41:08,097 can't go to windward, 757 00:41:08,319 --> 00:41:09,567 will not tack, 758 00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:11,190 no good in light air, 759 00:41:11,593 --> 00:41:12,563 a freak, 760 00:41:12,698 --> 00:41:14,975 or just another advertising hoax. 761 00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:17,670 Whatever the pros and cons, 762 00:41:17,694 --> 00:41:20,363 it is apparent that the need for a general discussion 763 00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:23,509 of the catamaran in all its facets exists, 764 00:41:23,826 --> 00:41:26,734 providing, of course, it is borne by sound principles 765 00:41:26,759 --> 00:41:30,149 of naval architecture and natural laws of science. 766 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:34,363 The word catamaran comes from the Tamar word kyetu, 767 00:41:34,761 --> 00:41:38,531 meaning to tai, and maram meaning to a lad. 768 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,656 By popular usage, 769 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,513 it is come to mean a twin-hulled vessel. 770 00:41:43,664 --> 00:41:45,318 Although, by derivation, 771 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:47,975 it could include any multi-hulled craft. 772 00:41:48,496 --> 00:41:51,110 With our respects to the many fine existing 773 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,541 multi-hulled sailing craft, 774 00:41:52,566 --> 00:41:54,733 and for those who have designed and built them, 775 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:58,839 this film is concerned only with twin-hulled sailing vessels. 776 00:41:59,431 --> 00:42:03,000 There are many factors affecting catamaran performances. 777 00:42:03,219 --> 00:42:05,943 The very presence of two hulls side by side 778 00:42:06,062 --> 00:42:07,358 suggests some of them at once. 779 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:09,763 Okay, Joe, I know, try another one. 780 00:42:11,746 --> 00:42:14,136 And now we see two typical starlets 781 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,731 beginning their day off from the rigors of movie making. 782 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:20,262 Here we see them arising from bed 783 00:42:20,286 --> 00:42:22,857 refreshed after a healthy night's rest, 784 00:42:22,961 --> 00:42:26,197 and of course, what better way to start a new day 785 00:42:26,228 --> 00:42:28,760 than the refreshing tang of a brisk 786 00:42:28,865 --> 00:42:30,190 shower and bath? 787 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,407 Hey, Joe, I got it ! 788 00:42:31,455 --> 00:42:33,109 The right soundtrack. Joe, it's on ! 789 00:42:33,181 --> 00:42:34,561 Yeah, I know, Charlie. 790 00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:37,150 So take it off and put on one of the others. 791 00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:39,000 This one's from hunger. 792 00:42:40,676 --> 00:42:44,356 And so we move on to the tuborous begonias. 793 00:42:44,586 --> 00:42:48,328 This, of course, is a must for the true horticulturist. 794 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,301 Or for that matter, 795 00:42:50,325 --> 00:42:52,000 even the weekend gardener will find 796 00:42:52,024 --> 00:42:53,939 our real stimulating challenge 797 00:42:53,964 --> 00:42:57,964 in the planting and tending of these most unusual species. 798 00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:00,510 From its rather milky stem 799 00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:02,756 to its flame-tinged birds, 800 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:05,295 it is in addition to anyone's back yard, 801 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,819 or perhaps even surrounding at the pool. 802 00:43:26,388 --> 00:43:28,666 This is a bathing suit. 803 00:43:30,428 --> 00:43:32,626 And this is a girl. 804 00:43:32,849 --> 00:43:35,241 Separately these two are both, in a sense, 805 00:43:35,392 --> 00:43:37,458 aesthetic, appealing. 806 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:39,462 But together, 807 00:43:39,589 --> 00:43:41,589 a certain chemistry takes place 808 00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:44,393 and the living complements the inanimate, 809 00:43:44,626 --> 00:43:47,979 bringing its fibrous strands of last text to life, 810 00:43:48,518 --> 00:43:50,518 infusing them with warmth, 811 00:43:50,873 --> 00:43:54,381 shape, testing strength and design, 812 00:43:54,817 --> 00:43:57,319 stresses, balances, 813 00:43:57,787 --> 00:43:59,831 exploring the engineering soundness 814 00:43:59,856 --> 00:44:03,215 of its black magic effect on the male population. 815 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,582 This then 816 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:06,976 is our story. 817 00:44:07,774 --> 00:44:09,000 An evolution. 818 00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:13,000 The revolution that brought these two finally together. 819 00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:14,596 The girl 820 00:44:14,809 --> 00:44:16,366 and the engineering miracle 821 00:44:16,390 --> 00:44:18,818 that enhances nature's gifts. 822 00:44:27,408 --> 00:44:28,196 Folks, 823 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,436 the beginning of our story 824 00:44:30,475 --> 00:44:32,126 was really the beginning. 825 00:44:33,178 --> 00:44:35,590 Since our aim is to tell you all about this here 826 00:44:35,614 --> 00:44:37,900 bathing suit stuff and how it began, 827 00:44:38,556 --> 00:44:41,706 the simply got to start off with a little Eve here. 828 00:44:44,158 --> 00:44:45,930 Yep, that's her in the garden, 829 00:44:46,168 --> 00:44:48,168 unashamed and unadorned 830 00:44:48,714 --> 00:44:50,187 and as natural as you and me 831 00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:51,680 is struggling on the boulevard 832 00:44:51,704 --> 00:44:53,704 in the latest Ivy League model. 833 00:45:09,575 --> 00:45:11,242 Everything was simple then. 834 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000 Why bathing was a snap. 835 00:45:14,401 --> 00:45:16,641 No dressing or undressing. 836 00:45:16,865 --> 00:45:18,865 No unzipping or unsnapping. 837 00:45:19,557 --> 00:45:22,641 Just a strode to nearby stream and 838 00:45:23,148 --> 00:45:24,681 dally a while. 839 00:46:13,147 --> 00:46:15,817 I don't reckon that's her girlfriend. 840 00:46:33,237 --> 00:46:34,975 I wouldn't have believed it. 841 00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:37,394 But there it was, the beginning. 842 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,118 Forcing that poor little snip 843 00:46:39,142 --> 00:46:41,316 of a girl to disguise herself. 844 00:46:41,713 --> 00:46:43,163 The start of it all right there 845 00:46:43,187 --> 00:46:45,417 and the whole business of living and fun 846 00:46:45,441 --> 00:46:47,475 and just got complicated. 847 00:46:52,082 --> 00:46:53,824 From the time of Adam and Eve, 848 00:46:53,848 --> 00:46:56,653 it was only a short hike to the cave man era 849 00:46:56,904 --> 00:46:58,170 and just look what happened. 850 00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:00,688 Why that fig leaf came a tree. 851 00:47:00,975 --> 00:47:02,563 Brance is an all. 852 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,917 Poor girl almost looks to form. 853 00:47:09,763 --> 00:47:13,249 This here young lady though did achieve a certain degree of fame. 854 00:47:13,653 --> 00:47:15,396 The men's custom tailor association 855 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:18,753 credited her with the swing to single breasted fashions. 856 00:47:21,113 --> 00:47:23,584 Very particular about her personal habit, ain't you? 857 00:47:23,616 --> 00:47:26,428 You might have good character traits in such a young. 858 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,129 You see what happens? 859 00:47:28,343 --> 00:47:31,133 Cover them up and you got the world's first beeping tom, 860 00:47:31,158 --> 00:47:34,413 Barney Hardstone, and life-size too. 861 00:47:35,408 --> 00:47:39,000 You'll notice he's wearing a single breasted model as well. 862 00:47:39,175 --> 00:47:41,821 I didn't hear no dinner bellering. 863 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,522 And so it went. 864 00:47:48,698 --> 00:47:52,111 Down through the years with more and more clothes being added 865 00:47:52,324 --> 00:47:54,176 until the women got to looking so much like 866 00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:56,423 the men and men stopped looking. 867 00:47:59,215 --> 00:48:01,485 And happily we began to move backwards 868 00:48:01,509 --> 00:48:03,509 in the bathing suit fashion. 869 00:48:04,139 --> 00:48:07,000 The late 50s style really began the whistle era. 870 00:48:07,848 --> 00:48:09,668 And instead of 23s could do it 871 00:48:09,692 --> 00:48:11,946 was 38C you will do. 872 00:48:40,674 --> 00:48:43,169 That there suit is called a convertible. 873 00:48:43,558 --> 00:48:46,116 It's equipped with dual controls. 874 00:48:47,324 --> 00:48:48,646 Kinda chilched up, don't it? 875 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:17,000 Now this sequence tends to show. 876 00:49:17,625 --> 00:49:19,675 Well it means to prove 877 00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:22,367 well actually it represents a kind of 878 00:49:22,391 --> 00:49:23,976 booming new industry. 879 00:49:24,219 --> 00:49:27,538 Sorta reminds you of a traveling salesman's expensive house. 880 00:49:53,355 --> 00:49:55,355 This could be the future, 881 00:49:55,895 --> 00:49:59,668 which probably explain ?? 882 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,031 Now this part little feminine 883 00:50:02,055 --> 00:50:05,865 sorta reminds me of the American astronauts comment 884 00:50:05,890 --> 00:50:07,890 at the height of his ride. 885 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:10,510 Man, what a view ! 886 00:50:12,471 --> 00:50:14,965 Now as for our little lady of the past 887 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,877 her suit weighs 6.5 pounds. 888 00:50:18,793 --> 00:50:21,152 And was condemned by the bureau standards 889 00:50:21,176 --> 00:50:23,178 as unsafe when wet. 890 00:50:23,693 --> 00:50:25,533 And by the department a recreation is 891 00:50:25,557 --> 00:50:27,557 not even fun when dry. 892 00:51:18,851 --> 00:51:19,968 Now this little gal 893 00:51:19,992 --> 00:51:22,492 ain't what you call a professional model. 894 00:51:22,889 --> 00:51:26,170 In fact, some folks doubt she's for real. 895 00:51:27,063 --> 00:51:28,642 She does have problems 896 00:51:28,666 --> 00:51:31,684 or to put it as she puts it kind of folksy like. 897 00:51:31,936 --> 00:51:35,488 Everything that happens to me seems to come in pairs. 898 00:51:36,278 --> 00:51:37,090 Example : 899 00:51:37,606 --> 00:51:39,622 the come quad growers of America 900 00:51:39,646 --> 00:51:41,282 are having her investigated. 901 00:51:41,487 --> 00:51:43,937 And there's talk about the Berry Pickers Association 902 00:51:43,961 --> 00:51:46,683 planning some sort of legal chastisement. 903 00:51:47,433 --> 00:51:48,958 The Texas melon shippers 904 00:51:48,982 --> 00:51:51,387 are also giving her a great deal of thought. 905 00:51:52,469 --> 00:51:54,375 Could be more skilled ugry probably 906 00:51:54,399 --> 00:51:56,399 just pure research. 907 00:51:57,029 --> 00:51:58,870 By folks this poor little gal 908 00:51:58,894 --> 00:52:00,894 ain't loud on street cars or buses 909 00:52:00,918 --> 00:52:02,521 during peak rush hours ! 910 00:52:22,059 --> 00:52:24,439 One of the most familiar sound and names 911 00:52:24,463 --> 00:52:26,463 in history learning is bikini. 912 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:27,912 In fact 913 00:52:28,110 --> 00:52:31,785 folks still fuss about which one causes the biggest sensation. 914 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,029 The mushroom above that mirror snip 915 00:52:34,053 --> 00:52:35,347 of the barren island 916 00:52:35,609 --> 00:52:37,609 or the belly viewed barren. 917 00:52:45,622 --> 00:52:47,527 This suit first made its appearance 918 00:52:47,551 --> 00:52:49,939 in Italian France called Nice. 919 00:52:50,423 --> 00:52:52,548 ?? 920 00:53:31,878 --> 00:53:33,375 And to think that in poker 921 00:53:33,485 --> 00:53:35,485 a full house beats two pair... 922 00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:42,000 Well now looky here. 923 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:45,174 If he wasn't dead for well now thirty years 924 00:53:45,198 --> 00:53:46,373 and buried deep, 925 00:53:46,539 --> 00:53:49,597 I'd think Uncle Rodney was triumpin to land again. 926 00:53:49,891 --> 00:53:52,378 Now this little darling has something up her sleeve. 927 00:53:53,223 --> 00:53:54,532 That's ridiculous, ain't it? 928 00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:56,929 Well she's a schemin something up. 929 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,990 Yep and I'm thinking this might be the answer 930 00:53:59,014 --> 00:54:00,976 to the critics of the bikini who claim it's 931 00:54:01,212 --> 00:54:03,000 "too much too soon". 932 00:54:03,765 --> 00:54:06,465 Kind of like the painter winds up in the corner. 933 00:54:06,703 --> 00:54:08,142 Where do you go from here? 934 00:54:09,142 --> 00:54:11,453 I don't think this young in smokes. 935 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,190 She had been sheltered all her life from city ways. 936 00:54:26,373 --> 00:54:28,000 How about that? 937 00:54:30,095 --> 00:54:34,000 Now for you folks who think this here is a little too risky, 938 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,776 They have a double lace model as well. 939 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,841 And the kit includes of course 940 00:54:38,975 --> 00:54:40,975 king size safety matches. 941 00:54:41,113 --> 00:54:43,091 All turned out by ace 942 00:54:43,297 --> 00:54:45,297 a really hot company. 943 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:48,597 This here should be real interesting 944 00:54:48,621 --> 00:54:50,859 to all you fashion conscious folks. 945 00:54:51,306 --> 00:54:53,624 The world's most brief bikini. 946 00:54:53,814 --> 00:54:56,431 Two little bandages and a ribbon. 947 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:14,236 Funny, she doesn't look like she's got a scratch on her. 948 00:55:24,962 --> 00:55:26,735 Well you got to admit she is a 949 00:55:26,798 --> 00:55:28,798 safety conscious little tack. 950 00:55:35,404 --> 00:55:38,309 For those who might feel this is a little on the mighty side, 951 00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:41,890 they have a bunion kit that they're bringing out next spring. 952 00:55:45,728 --> 00:55:48,000 These here gals are kind of health addicts. 953 00:55:48,253 --> 00:55:51,263 Of course, women does develop lung power. 954 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,570 This site in California is not a might unusual 955 00:55:54,594 --> 00:55:56,904 but where I come from back in the hills. 956 00:55:57,146 --> 00:56:00,539 So dang it that word just keeps it popping out. 957 00:56:07,150 --> 00:56:10,746 These here underwater shots were done by Chester P. Floodback, 958 00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:12,771 the famous underwater cameraman. 959 00:56:13,293 --> 00:56:16,000 Certainly nothing flat about his photography. 960 00:56:16,646 --> 00:56:18,158 However there is evidence 961 00:56:18,182 --> 00:56:19,682 that he did crackle lins 962 00:56:19,706 --> 00:56:21,857 by zooming in a little too close. 963 00:56:28,581 --> 00:56:30,000 Kind of a beat neck type. 964 00:56:30,424 --> 00:56:33,141 That's not her lid she's a flippant lather. 965 00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:57,420 I wonder who won the daily double today. 966 00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:06,000 This here contraption is for the shy swimmer. 967 00:57:06,267 --> 00:57:08,024 You see the board is glued to her 968 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:11,963 ??body which makes for a kind of a clumsy exit from the pool. 969 00:57:12,481 --> 00:57:13,529 But modest. 970 00:57:15,835 --> 00:57:17,815 The quorum is preserved at the cost 971 00:57:17,839 --> 00:57:19,839 of a few splinters here and there. 972 00:57:42,098 --> 00:57:43,672 Well brethren. 973 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:46,715 I think if we've proved anything at all 974 00:57:46,953 --> 00:57:48,662 it's that the water displacement 975 00:57:48,687 --> 00:57:51,281 in the modern swimming pool is amazing. 976 00:57:51,896 --> 00:57:53,986 And certainly was built for activities 977 00:57:54,010 --> 00:57:56,422 beyond and above the call of duty. 978 00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:59,134 As for the bathing suit itself, 979 00:57:59,396 --> 00:58:01,912 well I think that bathing is helpful. 980 00:58:02,676 --> 00:58:04,331 Whether you wear a suit or not 981 00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:05,839 and that most of all 982 00:58:06,029 --> 00:58:08,831 it's a might bit safer if you can swim. 983 00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:12,353 Which of course depends on your equipment. 984 00:58:13,305 --> 00:59:13,931 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-