"The Big Bang Theory" The Imitation Perturbation

1 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:03,258 Hey, did you guys know 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:05,855 this year's the fortieth anniversary of <i>Halloween?</i> 3 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:07,090 See... Oh, nonsense. 4 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:10,571 Halloween traditions date back to the Celtic festival of Samhain. 5 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:12,652 Although, our current Halloween customs 6 00:00:12,740 --> 00:00:14,732 come from the evening before All Hallows Day, 7 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:17,779 All Hallows Eve, thus Halloween. 8 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:19,499 I meant the movie <i>Halloween.</i> 9 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:21,658 Oh. 10 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,492 Well, that's not interesting at all. 11 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,316 Did you know that Michael Myers' mask from the film 12 00:00:25,340 --> 00:00:27,730 was actually a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out? 13 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:29,812 Okay, now it's interesting! 14 00:00:31,340 --> 00:00:33,411 Are you guys all dressing up for work? 15 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,413 Of course. I mean, how often do you get to wear costumes to work? 16 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,334 Says the man with a giant belt buckle and a dickie. 17 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:43,252 Hey, this is not a costume. It's a choice, it's a style. 18 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:44,340 It's a tragedy. 19 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:47,476 Bernadette, why don't we get to dress up at work? 20 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,413 We used to, but a couple of guys in the infectious disease lab 21 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,731 went as zombies and it triggered a quarantine. 22 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:56,139 The CDC was so mad. 23 00:00:57,620 --> 00:01:00,340 Hey, if you really wanna dress up, we could throw a party. 24 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:02,173 Oh, that would be fun. 25 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,156 You know, I used to throw Halloween parties all the time 26 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,316 when I moved into the building. 27 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,809 All the time? I only remember being invited to one. 28 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,693 Please don't make this awkward for me. 29 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,690 Okay, so Friday night, Halloween party here. 30 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:17,539 - Okay. - Great. Can't wait. 31 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,900 What are you going as? 32 00:01:18,901 --> 00:01:21,291 I don't wanna ruin the surprise. You'll see it at work. 33 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,292 Just a warning, it's pretty scary. 34 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,133 - Oh, is it a bird? - No. 35 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,779 - Is it a dog? - No. 36 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,060 Oh, I think I'll be fine then. 37 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,700 Hello. 38 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,179 Oh, hello. 39 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:42,258 I see you are dressed as Doc Brown from <i>Back to the Future.</i> 40 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,836 May I assume that Amy is going as his wife, 41 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:45,780 Clara Clayton from <i>Back to the Future Part Three?</i> 42 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,500 She is. 43 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:49,580 Hmm. 44 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:57,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 45 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,652 Did you do something different to your hair? 46 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,660 Yes. 47 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:11,176 Looking good. 48 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,577 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 49 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,738 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 50 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:24,820 <i>Wait!</i> 51 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,010 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 52 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,295 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 53 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,700 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 54 00:02:28,780 --> 00:02:30,851 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 55 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:33,614 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 56 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,771 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 57 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:36,896 <i>Bang!</i> 58 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,060 Oh! 59 00:02:51,061 --> 00:02:54,053 Inspector Gadget! And I wanna say 60 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,939 Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. 61 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,139 So close. Kooth Bader Ginsburg. 62 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:02,579 The notorious KBG. 63 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,256 That's very clever. 64 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:06,300 Sustained. 65 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,780 Are you gonna dress in drag in front of your fiancée? 66 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:12,056 Yeah, we have no secrets from each other. 67 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,609 Well, except for the fact that I crocheted this myself. 68 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:23,338 Hey, Sheldon. 69 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,490 - Hello. - Hello. 70 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,259 Oh, my God, you look amazing. 71 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:35,856 I find you guilty of murder because you are killing it. 72 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:39,476 Well, technically, the Supreme Court wouldn't determine 73 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,516 a defendant's guilt or innocence in a criminal matter. 74 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,620 They could only reverse or remand a jury's conviction 75 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,692 based on a constitutional or statutory issue. 76 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,980 Why are you laughing? 77 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,773 His statement was factually correct. 78 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,934 You're sitting in my spot. 79 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,295 You don't have a spot. 80 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:01,575 What is wrong with you today? 81 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,653 Maybe he's cranky because he's off his bathroom schedule. 82 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,980 Oh, I can understand how that would make someone irritable. 83 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:14,052 Interesting fact, "irritable" comes from the Latin "susceptible to anger." 84 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,934 Just because I used a word doesn't mean I want its etymology. 85 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:20,330 Interesting fact, "etymology" comes from the Greek word... 86 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,855 You are being so annoying. Stop it! 87 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,619 And why are you two laughing? 88 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,776 Sheldon, he's being you. He's dressed as you for Halloween. 89 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:43,940 Oh. 90 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,180 Well, so you're not laughing at him, 91 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,214 you're laughing at me. 92 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:51,020 But we're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. 93 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,055 But I'm not laughing. 94 00:04:54,940 --> 00:04:56,010 Then the first one. 95 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,050 Ready to go? 96 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,012 Hey, why aren't you in your costume? 97 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,820 I just didn't feel like it. 98 00:05:06,900 --> 00:05:08,796 You get that I'm wearing a corset because of you, 99 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,539 not because I'm tired of breathing? 100 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,975 Amy, do you think I'm always correcting other people? 101 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:18,697 No, not all the time. I mean, just last week, 102 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,276 Penny ended a sentence with a preposition, 103 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:21,450 you didn't even mention it. 104 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,370 True. 105 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:26,020 I just waited until I got home and screamed into a pillow. 106 00:05:28,580 --> 00:05:30,014 Is something bothering you? 107 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:34,651 Howard dressed up as me and imitated me and everyone laughed. 108 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,258 Oh. 109 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,979 Well, that must've felt terrible. 110 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,289 It did. 111 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:42,373 I never realized my friends viewed me as an object of ridicule. 112 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,380 Oh, I don't think that's true. 113 00:05:44,460 --> 00:05:47,897 They laughed, Amy, in a derisive way. 114 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:48,996 Not in the instructive way 115 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,773 I laugh at them when they're being stupid. 116 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,813 Hey. Happy Halloween. 117 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:58,774 Oh, trick or treat. 118 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,216 No, sorry, you're not wearing a costume. 119 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,454 Yeah, I am. I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep. 120 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:06,900 I'm gonna need more. 121 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:10,129 Okay, failed actress who traded constant rejection 122 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,371 for a Christmas bonus and a dental plan. 123 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,620 - Go nuts. - Ah. 124 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:17,780 I will. 125 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,218 So, what are you wearing to the party? 126 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,054 Sexy cat? Sexy nurse? Sexy zombie? 127 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,412 Why do girls' costumes have to be sexy but guys' costumes don't? 128 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:29,379 Say that again with this helicopter on my head. 129 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,620 Very cute. 130 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,332 Hey, do you remember what happened 131 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,855 at that first Halloween party that you invited me to? 132 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,420 When I threw up in the pumpkin? 133 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:43,660 More memorable than that. 134 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,493 Really? That was pretty impressive. 135 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,699 We had our first kiss, on this very couch. 136 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:53,340 No, no, our first kiss was at your birthday. Remember? 137 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:56,219 I threw you a party, you didn't make it, and I felt bad for you. 138 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:01,091 No, no, it was on Halloween and you felt bad for me. 139 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:04,756 If we're gonna go through every party where I felt bad for you, 140 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,896 we're gonna be here awhile. 141 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:09,374 - Never mind. - What? 142 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:11,356 - You're not mad at me, are you? - No, of course not. 143 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:13,276 No, we just remember different things from that party. 144 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,498 I remember falling in love and you remember vomiting in a pumpkin. 145 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,774 I was, like, four feet away. People cheered! 146 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,731 - Here you go. - Thanks. 147 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,656 So, did you see Howard's costume? 148 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:30,096 See it? I made it. It was hilarious. 149 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:34,419 Well, Sheldon didn't think so, and neither did I. 150 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:36,412 Oh, come on, it was all in good fun. 151 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,811 Well, I'm sure it was, but Sheldon's feelings got hurt. 152 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,812 Maybe Howard could apologize? 153 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,415 You're kidding, right? 154 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:47,497 Sheldon didn't apologize when he said my baby looked like Winston Churchill. 155 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:49,660 He loves Churchill. 156 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,612 Your son should take that as a compliment. 157 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,380 He said it about my daughter. 158 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:59,697 Well, this isn't about Sheldon. This is about Howard. 159 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,658 I think it is about Sheldon. 160 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,539 How many times has he made fun of Howard 161 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:06,772 for being an engineer, going to MIT, his magic? 162 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,136 Sheldon doesn't make fun of his magic. 163 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,380 Well, he should. It's stupid. 164 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:15,619 Anyway, the point is Sheldon shouldn't dish it out 165 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,620 if he can't take it. 166 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,613 I think the point is that Howard owes him an apology. 167 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,454 No, I think the point is if Sheldon has a problem with Howard, 168 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:23,940 Sheldon should take it up with him. 169 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:26,100 <i>Mama.</i> 170 00:08:26,101 --> 00:08:27,375 Now, if you'll excuse me, 171 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:30,294 the Prime Minister of England needs her diaper changed. 172 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:35,780 Hey. 173 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,693 Oh, that's great. 174 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:41,852 He's a Supreme Court Justice and you're the US Constitution. 175 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,171 Yup, he interprets me. 176 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,299 And guess what's underneath this, 177 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,450 the Bill of Tights. 178 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:53,652 Smart, funny, gorgeous. Are we a match or what? 179 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,212 Hey, Bert, what are you dressed as? 180 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:58,780 I'll give you a hint. 181 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,131 My work in seismic refraction measurements and... 182 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,859 Hey, Stuart, what are you dressed as? 183 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,329 I'm a butterfly. 184 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,015 Did you steal those from Halley's "Let's Pretend" box? 185 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,170 I'm gonna put 'em back. 186 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,457 All right, I'll tell you. I'm Maurice "Doc" Ewing, 187 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,890 winner of the 1960 Vetlesen Prize. 188 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,859 Generally regarded as the Nobel Prize of Geology. 189 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,499 Oh, yeah, now I see it. 190 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,374 Ask me how I died. 191 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,292 Spoiler alert, brain hemorrhage. 192 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,530 Well, cor blimey, you look like a thousand tuppence. 193 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,179 Don't he, Mary Poppins? 194 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,420 Are you gonna talk like that all night? 195 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:37,814 Jiff Willikers, I am. 196 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,937 Isn't he cute? He's gonna get a spoonful of sugar later. 197 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:45,535 And I'm gonna sweep Ms. Poppins' chimney. 198 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,338 So, here we are. On Halloween. 199 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:54,496 On this couch. Does it ring any bells? 200 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,020 Really? We're still doing this. 201 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,660 I'm just surprised you don't remember our first kiss. 202 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,130 Fine, it was on Halloween. 203 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:03,060 Are you agreeing just to shut me up? 204 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:04,654 You got another way, I'm all ears. 205 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:10,336 - Really? An arranged marriage? - Yeah, I know how it sounds. 206 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:11,820 It sounds awesome. 207 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,619 Is that just an Indian thing or can I get a piece of that? 208 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,455 You know the woman has a choice, right? 209 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,133 There's always a catch. 210 00:10:26,740 --> 00:10:28,015 Happy Halloween! 211 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,618 Who wants to see a magic trick? 212 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,259 Oh, that's right, no one. 213 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,658 Ha! 214 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:42,776 They're you. 215 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,100 What do you think you're doing? 216 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,256 I thought it was clear. 217 00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:57,101 I'm being unnecessarily hurtful but with a sweet voice. 218 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:02,332 And I don't understand what's going on because I went to MIT. 219 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:06,214 Okay, guys, I think that's enough. 220 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:10,260 Hold on. I'm the judge here and I'm going to allow it. 221 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:12,576 Raj, take a break. 222 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:15,175 Hey, free speech, right back there somewhere. 223 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:18,698 You know what, guys? 224 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,180 You got us. Congratulations. 225 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,276 Now, why don't you go back to your apartment 226 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,540 and put on your other costumes? 227 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,093 But it's so far away, and I have such teeny tiny legs. 228 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,100 Really? Our bodies? Is that where we're going, Amy? 229 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:31,580 What's wrong with my body? 230 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:34,334 Well, for starters, you have a quarter in your nose. 231 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,049 Not now, Sheldon. 232 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:45,211 I don't get invited to a lot of parties. Is this a good one? 233 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,140 Oh, yeah. 234 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,611 Did that guacamole taste weird to you? 235 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,015 Tasted weird to me. 236 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,014 Can't believe Amy did that. 237 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,013 Oh, come on, you thought it was funny when I dressed up as Sheldon. 238 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,171 - That was totally different. - How? 239 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,814 That didn't hurt my feelings. 240 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,378 Well, for what it's worth, 241 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,611 I didn't think it was a very good impression of you. 242 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,534 Really? You don't think I have an annoying high-pitched voice? 243 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:28,456 No, not at all. In fact, I find your voice quite melodious. 244 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,700 Mmm-hmm. 245 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,375 And you don't think I'm unnecessarily hurtful? 246 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:38,532 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the question, I just heard the music. 247 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:47,090 Well, people came, they ate, they vowed to never speak to each other again. 248 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,819 I think it was a successful party. 249 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,851 It was. And I'm sorry about earlier. I know it doesn't matter. 250 00:12:55,340 --> 00:13:00,210 No, it does matter, okay? You were right, it was Halloween. 251 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,257 I was dressed as a cat, you were a hobbit. 252 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,650 It was right there on that couch. 253 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,260 Why didn't you just say that? 254 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,090 Because I always hated that was our first kiss. 255 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,978 I was drunk and I was still with Kurt, 256 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,531 and I was using you to make myself feel better. 257 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,236 I just wanted our first kiss to mean something. 258 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,220 That's why I said it was the one on your birthday. 259 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,010 I like that. 260 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,612 We'll make that our official first kiss. 261 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,616 Thank you. Aww. 262 00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:31,535 That was beautiful. 263 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,858 What are you still doing here? 264 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,414 I was in the bathroom. Guacamole didn't agree with me. 265 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,676 Well, since you're here, you can help us clean up. 266 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,453 - Will you take this out, please? - Sure. 267 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,736 - Thank you. - It's late. 268 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,498 Would you mind if I crashed here tonight? 269 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,140 - You are always welcome here. - Thank you. 270 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,060 Where were we? 271 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,892 I think Howard hurting my feelings 272 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,131 has, in some ways, made me a better person. 273 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,258 Hmm, look at you improving on perfection. How so? 274 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,054 As you were eating that Danish, I wanted to point out 275 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,929 that the Danish isn't Danish at all. It was imported by Austrian bakers 276 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:24,570 during a labor dispute in the 1800s. But I chose not to 277 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,492 because I didn't wanna be the kind of fellow 278 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,060 who foists unwanted facts 279 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,336 about European pastries on the unwilling. 280 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,539 Huh, that's actually interesting. 281 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,260 Sorry, now you'll never know. 282 00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,134 Hey, guys, I need your help. 283 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:41,577 Bernadette's still pretty upset about your costumes. 284 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:45,250 She's upset? Those pants I wore to make fun of you were so tight, 285 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,013 I risked a testicular hernia. 286 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:53,094 Anyway, if you guys could apologize, it'd be a big help. 287 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,818 We'd be happy to apologize to her as soon as she apologizes to me 288 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,857 for not making you apologize to Sheldon. 289 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,694 I didn't follow that, but then, between my wife and that guacamole, 290 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,340 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 291 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,020 Don't you think it's unreasonable 292 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,700 for her to ask us to do something she refused to do? 293 00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,373 Yes. So, when can you stop by? 294 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,333 I don't understand. If it's unreasonable, 295 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,420 why should we do it? 296 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,556 Okay, how about this? You know 297 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,698 in <i>Star Wars,</i> when R2 and Chewbacca were playing holochess... 298 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:22,177 - Really? <i>Star Wars?</i> - Amy, let the man speak. 299 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,813 Chewbacca was losing, and getting angry and... 300 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,459 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, 301 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:31,140 are you saying we should let the Wookiee win? 302 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,979 Hey... Hey, that's my wife you're talking about. 303 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,099 But, yes, let the Wookiee win. 304 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,976 Hello, Bernadette. 305 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,697 Wait, did you just walk into my house? 306 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,700 - No, Howard let me in. - Where is he? 307 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,619 Oh, he got in his car and drove away. 308 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,979 - Oh, is that watermelon for anybody? - It's for Halley. 309 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,650 Is she gonna eat all of it? 310 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,380 God, no wonder she looks like Churchill. 311 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,580 What do you want, Sheldon? 312 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,858 Howard said your feelings were hurt. 313 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,580 Well, Howard's wrong. I don't care if someone makes fun of me. 314 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,018 All right. Apparently, I came all this way for nothing. 315 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,136 Unless Halley wants to share that watermelon? 316 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,420 You think Amy's the first person 317 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,457 to make fun of me for having a squeaky voice? 318 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,900 Do you? 319 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,894 I feel like my chance at watermelon is dangling by a thread. 320 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,210 'Cause she's not. It's been happening my whole life. 321 00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:40,370 And she called me out for being mean? Well, I've had to be mean. 322 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,575 It's hard to be taken seriously 323 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:46,731 when you're always the smallest person in the room. 324 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:50,177 I know that. Well, I was in high school when I was nine years old. 325 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:54,017 I tried to tell the other kids that although my physical stature was small, 326 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,217 my intellectual stature towered over them. 327 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,813 That only seemed to make things worse. 328 00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:03,580 Well, kids called me Bernadette the Marionette. 329 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,500 Because you're small. That's funny. 330 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,260 No, it's not. 331 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,816 Well, people used to call me Egghead, 'cause there were eggs on my head. 332 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,740 'Cause they threw them at me. 333 00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:17,940 That's terrible. 334 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,971 One time, my brothers made me breathe helium. 335 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,490 I tried to call for help, 336 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:24,492 but the only one who could hear me was the dog. 337 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,894 That's also terrible. 338 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,417 My goodness, you had to live in a house with a dog. 339 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,539 I guess we both had to put up with a lot of crap from people. 340 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,615 I suppose we have. 341 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:40,940 Huh. 342 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,211 Maybe you and I are more alike than we thought. 343 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,100 Maybe we are. 344 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,836 Although, I'm exceptionally tall and you're exceptionally... 345 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,216 - Sheldon! - But you didn't let me finish! 346 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,529 Fine. Sorry. 347 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,620 Short. 348 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,379 Sheldon, you sure you're ready for this? This movie's pretty scary. 349 00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,294 I... Please, I'm an adult. I think I can handle it. 350 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,179 That's what you said about the butterfly pavilion at the zoo. 351 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:11,976 That was my fault. 352 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,529 After I pet that goat, I felt like a gladiator. 353 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,020 Okay, lights on or lights off? 354 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,251 Lights off! I'm gonna do this, I'm wanna do it right. 355 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,380 What do you guys think you're doing? 356 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,860 We're showing Sheldon <i>Halloween.</i> 357 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,977 Absolutely not. Sheldon, come home. 358 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,060 You... 359 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,820 But I really wanna watch it. 360 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,540 I know you do, but I am forbidding it. 361 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,577 Oh, man. Sorry, guys. 362 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,098 What took you so long? 363 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,380 I'm sorry. I just got your text! 363 00:18:48,305 --> 00:19:48,610