"The Big Bang Theory" The VCR Illumination

1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,576 <i>Previously on</i> The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,798 Actually, I need to talk to both of you about your paper. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,678 Oh, right, how are the citations coming? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:08,760 Um... 5 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:14,320 We came across a Russian paper that seems to disprove super-asymmetry. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 7 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,231 Okay, Sheldon and Amy are still pretty upset 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,913 about their theory being disproved. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,755 So we have made a list of subjects for everyone to avoid. 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,593 - Symmetry. - Asymmetry. 11 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:33,836 Oh, <i>SimCity.</i> 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,320 Sounds too much like symmetry. 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,198 That also applies 14 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,237 to <i>The Simpsons,</i> Simba from <i>The Lion King,</i> 15 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,436 and cymbals. 16 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,560 Mmm-hmm. 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,473 Russia or Russian in any context. 18 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,552 The country, the dressing, the roulette. 19 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,429 Uh, also no talk of <i>Rocky IV.</i> 20 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,159 Why <i>Rocky IV?</i> 21 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,919 Because he fights a Russian. 22 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,673 I'm sorry about her. 23 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,256 We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think 24 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,192 of their project or science 25 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,114 or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures. 26 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:05,276 Hi! 27 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,794 Hey, guys. 28 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,354 What are you guys doing? 29 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,678 Nothing. 30 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680 Nothing? 31 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,320 Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot. 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,629 Nice going. 33 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,917 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 34 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,198 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 35 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,198 <i>Wait!</i> 36 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,118 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 37 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,474 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 38 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,835 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 39 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,832 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 40 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,754 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 41 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,832 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 42 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 <i>Bang!</i> 43 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,633 What are you doing? 44 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 Eating, reading, 45 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,456 watching television, listening to the radio. 46 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:07,800 What does it look like I'm doing? 47 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,434 Is that asparagus? I thought you hate asparagus. 48 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,637 I thought so, too, but I also thought super-asymmetry 49 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,712 was a good idea, so what else am I wrong about? 50 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:21,596 Oh, so now you're reevaluating every opinion you've ever had? 51 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,952 Yes. I am following the example 52 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,197 of 17th century philosopher René Descartes. 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,714 He subjected all his beliefs 54 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,315 to radical doubt so that he could build a bedrock belief 55 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,552 and build his cognitive life back up on firm principles. 56 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,038 Oh! Still yucky. 57 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,035 Sheldon, I know you're upset about the paper, okay? 58 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,236 I'm upset, too. 59 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,152 I mean, I was so sure we were right. 60 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,391 Every fiber of my being felt like this was it. 61 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,479 This was the one. How can I trust my instincts anymore? 62 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,279 Well, just because our theory was wrong, 63 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,551 that doesn't mean you're wrong about everything. 64 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,678 Doesn't it? I've always thought I hated jazz, maybe I was wrong. 65 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,638 Maybe it's great to hear all the notes at once. 66 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,836 I'm trying, I'm really trying! 67 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,072 - What you eating? - Chicken fried steak. 68 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,279 What? You can't have chicken fried steak first thing in the morning. 69 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,159 Hey, you knew I was a bad boy when you married me. 70 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,880 Come on, you want a piece of this? 71 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,235 You or the steak? 72 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,920 Me. I'm not sharing the steak. 73 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,516 Hey, you guys busy? 74 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,795 No, what's goin' on? 75 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,520 I'm really worried about Sheldon. 76 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,432 I've never seen him this down. 77 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,398 Have you tried making him a cup of tea? 78 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,878 He's reevaluated tea. 79 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,673 Now he thinks it's nothing but leaf soup. 80 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:47,758 That's a good point. 81 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,479 - No, it's not. - No, it's not. 82 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,389 He's rethinking everything. 83 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,678 How long is it gonna be before he gets to me? 84 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Oh. 85 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,280 It's that bad, huh? 86 00:03:56,281 --> 00:03:58,875 I'm afraid so. I just... I don't know what to do. 87 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,591 I have something that might help. 88 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:07,871 It's a recording of the only person whose opinion Sheldon actually respects. 89 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,318 Hawking? 90 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,549 Feynman? 91 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,120 No, himself. 92 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,276 It's a pep talk he made when he was a kid. 93 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,915 He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it 94 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,514 for a real emergency. 95 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,360 What? You didn't break it out 96 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,397 when he declared his room a sovereign nation 97 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,676 and waged a trade war against us? 98 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,352 His major export is talking. I didn't want that anyway. 99 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,630 Is that a VCR? 100 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,951 Yeah, Amy asked if we had one she could borrow, 101 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,111 and I just wanna make sure it still works. 102 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,874 What's on the tape? 103 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,634 Not sure. I used to record a lot of <i>Jeopardy!</i> for my mom, 104 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,696 but if I push play and you see some naked people... 105 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,394 Got it. What is porn? 106 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,989 Ooh, we were looking for "vintage '80s erotica," 107 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,480 but I'll accept it. 108 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,830 <i>Hello, everybody.</i> 109 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,440 <i>I am The Great Howdini.</i> 110 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,120 Put it back on. You look adorable. 111 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,759 It's just a practice tape 112 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,992 from when I was trying to become a member of the Magic Castle. 113 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,912 I didn't know you auditioned there. 114 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,559 Oh, I never went through with it. 115 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,314 I watched the tape and realized I wasn't good enough. 116 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,518 You know that trick where you saw a mannequin in half? 117 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,354 - Don't you mean a lady? - Thank God it was not a lady. 118 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,238 I'd just be getting out of jail. 119 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:33,079 Come on, you're a good magician. 120 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,438 Really? You always called magic dumb. 121 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,239 You can be good at something dumb. 122 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,076 - You know what, you should audition now. - It's fine. 123 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,676 I don't need to be a member of the most elite magical society 124 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,989 on the face of the earth. 125 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,719 Sounds like you still want it. 126 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,118 And I don't want our kids 127 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,680 to see this tape one day and think their dad is a quitter. 128 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,037 Oh, we don't have to show it to them. 129 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,998 Oh, I'm definitely showing it to them. 130 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,600 Hey. 131 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,110 Hello. 132 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,912 "Fine with flags"? 133 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,117 Yes, flags... 134 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,677 Up there flapping around on poles. 135 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,296 If you think about it, they're just the strippers 136 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,720 of the emblem world. 137 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:25,196 Well, I got something that I think might cheer you up. 138 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,597 It is the emergency pep talk you made when you were a kid. 139 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,240 Oh, that. 140 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,836 I was saving it for the day they stop making <i>Star Wars</i> movies. 141 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,392 But I don't think that's ever gonna happen. 142 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,510 How long has it been since you've seen it? 143 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,398 Not since the day I recorded it. 144 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,676 No, I had just watched <i>Back to the Future Il,</i> 145 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,315 where Marty McFly gets a glimpse of his future self, 146 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,834 and that got me thinking, 147 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,310 the day may come where I needed my help, 148 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,437 like they did with that movie. That was not great. 149 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,911 Okay, all hooked up. 150 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:01,480 Here we go. 151 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,916 Oh, look how cute you were. 152 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,240 Amy, please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out. 153 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,153 <i>Hello, Sheldon.</i> 154 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,754 Hello, Sheldon. 155 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,160 <i>If you're watching this,</i> 156 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,870 <i>I assume something bad has happened.</i> 157 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,600 <i>Something unfortunate and unforeseen.</i> 158 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,673 <i>Something that's making you question everything.</i> 159 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,078 I'm so smart. 160 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,869 <i>Now just to make sure it's really you watching this</i> 161 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,510 <i>and not an imposter, what am I thinking of?</i> 162 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,994 <i>On the count of three.</i> 163 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,749 <i>One, two, three.</i> 164 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,718 - Robot monkey butler. <i>- Robot monkey butler.</i> 165 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,789 <i>Okay, good.</i> 166 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,554 Should I leave you two alone? 167 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,072 No, this is gonna be inspiring. You should watch. 168 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,800 <i>Sheldon, never forget,</i> 169 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,031 <i>no matter how bad things seem,</i> 170 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,480 <i>you can...</i> 171 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,754 What? What... No. 172 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,235 My dad taped over it 173 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,835 with one of his stupid high school football games. 174 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,036 Sorry. 175 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,634 It doesn't matter, nothing matters. 176 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,632 Is there anything I can do? 177 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,991 Yes. You can build me a time machine 178 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,197 so I can go back and tell my younger self to give up, 179 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,240 because nothing's gonna work out the way he wants. 180 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,672 I was thinkin' a nice cup of leaf soup. 181 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,355 What's all this? 182 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,432 Your magic tricks from the garage. 183 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,150 Your wands, your top hat with the stuffed mouse inside. 184 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,879 I never had a stuffed mouse. 185 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,480 Okay, do not wear this hat. 186 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,550 Why is it all in the living room? 187 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,438 Because I think The Great Howdini 188 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,876 deserves to be a member of the Magic Castle. 189 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,192 That's sweet, but I'm not that guy anymore. 190 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,272 I've outgrown it. 191 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,150 Have you? 192 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,599 Look, I know you still want this, and I can help you. 193 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,512 All those pageants I did as a kid... 194 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,512 I could teach you how to present yourself, 195 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,717 connect with the judges, sabotage the competition. 196 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,951 Whoa, whoa, no one's sabotaging anybody. 197 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,315 Of course not. 198 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,676 Little girls in ball gowns trip, it happens. 199 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,914 Trust me, I'm gonna be the pageant mom to you 200 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,360 that my mom was to me. 201 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,591 I thought you hated your mom for making you do that. 202 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,800 More talk like that and you're not getting any dinner. 203 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,032 Amazing how it all comes back. 204 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,790 <i>Yes?</i> 205 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,236 - Hello, Mother. - Hey, Beverly. 206 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,118 <i>Hello, Leonard. Hello, Penny.</i> 207 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,157 <i>To what do I owe this call?</i> 208 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,720 I need your professional advice. 209 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:53,191 <i>Well, I'd love to help you out, dear, but I'm very busy at the moment.</i> 210 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,516 <i>Perhaps we can schedule a time next week.</i> 211 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 It's about Sheldon. 212 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,957 <i>Oh, well, I suppose I can spare a minute or two.</i> 213 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,714 Why did you just say you're too busy, but... 214 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:06,077 <i>Leonard, please, not everything is about you.</i> 215 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,396 <i>Penny, go on.</i> 216 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,075 Well, ever since his paper got disproven, 217 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,160 he's been a wreck. 218 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,991 He's been sad and angry. 219 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,037 He just seems kind of broken. 220 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,237 <i>Well, it sounds like he may be grieving.</i> 221 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,238 Really? 222 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,416 - Over a theory? <i>- Of course.</i> 223 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,716 <i>You can grieve over any emotional loss.</i> 224 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,510 <i>The more you care about something, the greater the trauma of losing it.</i> 225 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,512 Oh, boy. He cared about this a lot. 226 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,671 Yeah. What can we do to help him? 227 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,877 <i>Well, grieving is a process.</i> 228 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,873 <i>Every culture has its own rituals and traditions</i> 229 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,872 <i>to facilitate mourning.</i> 230 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,873 <i>The ancient Egyptians had their mummification,</i> 231 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,395 <i>the Tibetans had their sky funerals...</i> 232 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,120 And when I was little and my dog died, my mom sat me down 233 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,237 and very gently told me that she wished the truck 234 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,959 had hit my dad instead. 235 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,239 <i>I was trying to lighten the mood.</i> 236 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,913 <i>Your dog had just died.</i> 237 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,800 Howard and I have been working really hard on his audition, 238 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,031 so it'll be helpful to get another set of eyes on it. 239 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,998 Well, as someone who has watched every episode 240 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,150 of <i>America's Got Talent,</i> 241 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,551 I'm getting pretty good at telling when some American's got talent. 242 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,200 Seriously, 243 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,630 Heidi and I agree, like, 90% of the time. 244 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,440 All right. 245 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,916 Don't be afraid to be brutally honest. 246 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,196 Like my mom used to say when I was doing pageants, 247 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,239 "Tears only make your eyes sparkle brighter." 248 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,596 That is both sad and true. 249 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,036 Half my Instagram is after a good cry. 250 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,434 Howie, you ready? 251 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,036 Yeah. 252 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,517 I now present The Great Howdini. 253 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:52,353 <i>I've got magic to do, just for you</i> 254 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:56,235 <i>I've got miracle plays to play</i> 255 00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:01,071 <i>I've got parts to perform, hearts to warm</i> 256 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,232 <i>Kings and things to take by storm</i> 257 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:11,438 <i>As we go along our way</i> 258 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,393 Hello. I'm The Great Howdini from Altadena, California. 259 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,312 I have no brothers or sisters, 260 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,156 and my favorite thing to eat is grilled cheese. 261 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,560 When does the magic start? 262 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,040 It already started. 263 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,478 Hey. 264 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,358 Hi. How are you guys doing? 265 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,238 A little better, if you can believe it. 266 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,878 Sheldon? 267 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,996 Go away. 268 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,152 Buddy, come on, let us help you. 269 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,152 The only person who could help me was erased 270 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,152 by the Medford High Wolves. 271 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,960 Oh, that's funny. My high school was also The Wolves. 272 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,236 No? Not now? Okay. 273 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,074 Look, this might seem strange, 274 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,576 but we thought it might help you get some closure if you had a chance 275 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,398 to properly say goodbye to your paper. 276 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,914 Yeah, we could say a few words, 277 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,576 you could talk about what it meant to you, 278 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,592 and we could bury it somewhere. 279 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,036 You mean, have a funeral for our theory? 280 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,120 Yeah. 281 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160 That's ridiculous. 282 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,954 I thought so, too, but my mom thought it might work. 283 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,271 Beverly thought it would help? We should try it. 284 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,216 How come when you thought it was my idea... 285 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,630 Leonard, please, this is not about you. 286 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,759 I guess we could bury it in the park. 287 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,674 Where dogs do their business and other dogs sniff that business? 288 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,760 I don't think so. 289 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,080 What would you like to do, Sheldon? 290 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,120 The only fitting send-off: 291 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,429 a Viking funeral. 292 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,957 You mean, like, push it out into a lake and shoot it with a flaming arrow? 293 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,235 This guy gets it. 294 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,839 How about a bathtub and a match? 295 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,151 How about a bathtub and a flaming arrow? 296 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,992 How about a bathtub, a match and an ice-cold Yoo-hoo after? 297 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,080 Sold. 298 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,190 Would you like to say something? 299 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,795 Yes, thank you. 300 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,154 I know this is just a scientific theory, 301 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,118 but to me, it was more than that. 302 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,671 It described the universe in a new and beautiful way. 303 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,160 I want that to be the universe we live in, 304 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,875 but I guess it's not. 305 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:32,234 Amy, would you like to shoot the arrow? 306 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,557 It's kind of beautiful, isn't it? 307 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,073 Yeah, it is. 308 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,232 It's getting kind of close to the curtain. 309 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,436 It's in water, it's fine. 310 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,556 Oh. 311 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,189 Looks like we both had theories that were wrong. 312 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,440 Are you getting sick? 313 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,830 No, I have glitter in my nose. 314 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:16,720 Just your nose? 315 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,319 Consider yourself lucky. 316 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,792 Hey, I'm gonna take tomorrow off 317 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,837 so we can spend the whole day running the act. 318 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,429 You know what, it has been so much fun working on this 319 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,715 - with you, but... - But what? 320 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,234 It hasn't. 321 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080 I'm not gonna audition. 322 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,318 Hey, I didn't raise a quitter. 323 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,914 You didn't raise me at all. 324 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,999 Look, I get that you're scared, but we just have to push past that. 325 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,231 I'm not scared. I don't like the act. 326 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,595 It's over-the-top 327 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:50,560 and weird and has more jazz hands than magic. 328 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,576 Why didn't you say something earlier? 329 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,990 You seemed like you were so happy, 330 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,313 and then when I tried to say something, you seemed like you were so mad. 331 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,274 Hey, this isn't about me. 332 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,558 I just wanted you to have your dream, and I wanted to control everything 333 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,599 about how you looked and acted so that your victory was mine. 334 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,720 Well, that's honest. 335 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,552 But if I'm gonna go through with this, I have to do it my own way. 336 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,509 I respect that, 337 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,576 and I'm glad that I helped lead you to this moment. 338 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,159 Stop trying to make this your victory! 339 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,715 Why are you watching that? 340 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,793 I'm just looking to see if there's anything left of your speech. 341 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,551 It's not important. I remember everything I said. 342 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600 And? 343 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,231 It was good, it just would've meant more coming from me. 344 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,717 <i>All right, bring it in.</i> 345 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,870 Is that your dad? 346 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,235 It is. 347 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,991 I've only seen pictures of him. 348 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,954 <i>I know we're down, by a lot.</i> 349 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,313 <i>But if I'm bein' honest with you, we're probably not gonna win this one.</i> 350 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,150 <i>In fact, we're definitely not gonna win this one.</i> 351 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,715 Do you want me to turn it off? 352 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,056 <i>But we're not gonna quit, either.</i> 353 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,400 <i>And if we do lose,</i> 354 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,439 <i>you need to know that doesn't make you losers.</i> 355 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,516 <i>You learn as much about who you are and what you're made of</i> 356 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,035 <i>from failin' as you do from success.</i> 357 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,834 <i>Maybe more.</i> 358 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,592 <i>So you can spend the next half feelin' sorry for yourselves,</i> 359 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,240 <i>or you can get out there and give 'em hell.</i> 360 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,993 <i>Yeah! Let's give them hell!</i> 361 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,319 <i>Watch your mouth, your mom might...</i> 362 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,470 I remember that game. 363 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240 Did they win? 364 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,910 Oh, no. 365 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,480 No, they lost so bad, the other team 366 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,995 let one of their cheerleaders try to kick a field goal. 367 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,111 Well, that was a nice speech. Too bad it didn't work. 368 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,390 Maybe it did. 369 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 What do you mean? 370 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,360 I've been acting like the game is over, but it's only half-time. 371 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,077 And there's a lot more physics left to play. 372 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,520 Wow! Was that your first ever sports metaphor? 373 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,354 It was. 374 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,597 And I think it was a home run. 375 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080 That's two. 376 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,673 It's interesting. 377 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,079 I've always thought that my father's journey and my own 378 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,440 were so different, but he also faced failure and setbacks. 379 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,639 Maybe our lives mirrored each other more than I thought. 380 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,394 So, from one viewpoint, 381 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,880 you and your father's lives are asymmetrical, 382 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,514 but from another vantage point, they're symmetrical. 383 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,715 Sheldon, 384 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:02,155 what if symmetry and asymmetry are observer-relative? 385 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,358 That would mean that the Russian paper was right... 386 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,636 But only from one perspective. 387 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,233 If we look at it from a deeper view in more dimensions, 388 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,152 our theory still stands. 389 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,631 Not only stands, it might be an even bigger idea 390 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,871 than the one we were originally proposing. 391 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,997 Go get your laptop. We have a paper to fix. 392 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,596 Okay. 393 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,320 Thanks, Dad. 394 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,120 We're gonna give them hell. 395 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,272 Hi, I'm The Great Howdini, 396 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,591 and it's an honor to be auditioning at the Magic Castle. 397 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,070 Could I borrow your watch, sir? 398 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,038 - Sure. - Thank you. 399 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,557 Ooh. Rolex, fancy. I'll get it right back to you. 400 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,953 Observe. One very expensive watch, 401 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,794 one wooden mallet. 402 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,836 Do I dare? I do. 403 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:12,915 Would you be amazed if your watch survived that pounding? 404 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,912 I think you would... Behold! 405 00:20:15,305 --> 00:21:15,345 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm