"The Big Bang Theory" The Propagation Proposition

1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,080 <i>Previously on</i> The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,237 So I told my mom she just needed to back off. 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:06,320 This is our wedding, 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:08,336 and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, 5 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,272 it's going to be my man. 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,119 Thank you. 7 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,396 I mean, I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,915 but this is my special day. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,718 Everything okay? 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,359 Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. 11 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,556 I helped her install it. 12 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,359 You can't look at it. That's spying. 13 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,755 Who the hell is this guy? 14 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,956 Ooh! Let me see. 15 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,718 So you're still talking to your ex-boyfriend? 16 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,996 Yes, and I'm not gonna apologize for that. 17 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,356 And you need to delete that app from your phone. 18 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,616 Because you're hiding something from me? 19 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,120 No, because you should trust me! 20 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,238 How can I trust you? I barely even know you! 21 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,990 Then what are we doing? 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 I don't know. 23 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,552 Ah! Sad man! 24 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:56,916 This is so great. 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,229 Why don't we do it more often? 26 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,073 Because you have two kids, 27 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,435 I have Sheldon, 28 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,398 and Penny's apparently in the gym all the time, 29 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,153 'cause, damn, look at her! 30 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:10,434 Yeah, so impressive how you manage to bounce back after having no babies. 31 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,195 Ah! Another reason why we don't do this more often. 32 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,950 You've come to a giant metal door. 33 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,999 I check the door for traps. 34 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,269 There are no traps. 35 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,476 I use my wizard eye 36 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,791 to see what's on the other side of the door. 37 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:27,996 Hey, that's sort of like 38 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,278 how you used a doorbell camera to spy on your fiancée. 39 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,159 No, it's nothing like that. 40 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,232 Your wizard eye reveals a monster. 41 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,789 - Is it alone and unloved? - I guess. 42 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,714 I open the door and say, "Hey, Raj." 43 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,039 I have a bottle of champagne for you. 44 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,600 Oh, we didn't order this. 45 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,472 It's from the gentleman at the end of the bar. 46 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:50,920 Oh! 47 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,280 If we drink it, does that mean we're making a promise? 48 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,199 'Cause I am happily married, although I will watch. 49 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,672 We're not gonna do anything. 50 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,480 Really? So, all that work's for Leonard? 51 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,678 Why don't you just call her? I'm sure you guys can work this out. 52 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,176 I don't want to talk about it. Let's just play. 53 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,715 Okay, the cyclops tells you that the enchantress you seek 54 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,235 is staying at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords. 55 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,357 Really? An inn? 56 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,193 Anu is a concierge at a hotel. 57 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,715 That's a little insensitive, don't you think? 58 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,110 I hadn't noticed that before you mentioned it. 59 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,016 Well, now, that I've mentioned it, how do you feel? 60 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,713 - Bad. - Shame on you. 61 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,354 - Hey, ladies. - Zack! 62 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,999 Hi. You guys know Zack. 63 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,336 - Yeah. - Of course. 64 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,555 Did you send this over? 65 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,200 I did. I asked for the most expensive one they have. 66 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,990 They said it was $200, and I said I want a more expensive one. 67 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,515 And then, they said it was $300. 68 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,672 - But it was the same... - Don't. 69 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,311 Thank you, but you shouldn't have spent so much. 70 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,950 Nah. It's cool. I sold my company for a boatload of money. 71 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,440 And then I bought a boat. 72 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,355 Then I got married. Guess where. 73 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,080 On your boat? 74 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,155 No, but that would've been awesome! 75 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,752 Well, congratulations. 76 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,718 Hey, you and Leonard 77 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,031 should come over and have dinner with us on our boat. 78 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,597 Yeah, that would be so nice. 79 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,559 Leonard was just saying how he was hoping to have dinner 80 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,394 with one of your ex-boyfriends on his expensive boat. 81 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,269 - Well, then this worked out perfect! - Oh, yeah. 82 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,872 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 83 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,112 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 84 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,118 <i>Wait!</i> 85 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,120 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 86 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,355 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 87 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,033 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 88 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,918 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 89 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,640 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 90 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,831 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 91 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:47,920 <i>Bang!</i> 92 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:55,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 93 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Hey. How was game night? 94 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,873 Oh. Off the charts. 95 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,679 Literally. Sheldon rolled a number so high, 96 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,433 it wasn't on any of these charts. 97 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,911 That's funny. Wow, I should not have driven home. 98 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,515 How was ladies' night? 99 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,240 It was fun. Amy got drunk and kept telling us 100 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,040 that Sheldon's chest is smooth like a porpoise. 101 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,473 Well, it does squeak when you touch it. 102 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,356 And we ran into Zack. 103 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,318 Oh. Yeah? How's he doing? 104 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,517 - He got married. - Oh, well, that's nice. 105 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,798 Yeah, and he sold his company for a fortune and retired. 106 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Huh. 107 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,036 And you ended up with me, so, everybody wins. 108 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,917 Wait. You're not jealous of Zack, are you? 109 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,440 What? Oh, absolutely not. 110 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,830 In fact, he should be jealous of me because I have you. 111 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,960 And a dungeon with over 30 rooms left unexplored 112 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,316 because no one thought to search for secret doors 113 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,153 under the wizard's throne. 114 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,349 Oh. You know, I'd like to go exploring. 115 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,234 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 116 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,440 Well, I'll get the dice back out. 117 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,610 Go away, Raj! 118 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,817 What are you doing? 119 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,694 <i>I'm winning you back</i> Love Actually <i>style.</i> 120 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,929 I don't know what that means. 121 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,577 Really? You've never seen <i>Love Actually?</i> 122 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:31,129 If you want to watch it right now, I'll just wait. 123 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,894 I have nothing to say to you. 124 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:37,051 Look, we both made mistakes. 125 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:39,974 I am so sorry that I spied on you. 126 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,700 I didn't mean to, but I know it was not okay. 127 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:47,016 Now, do you want to apologize to me? 128 00:05:48,060 --> 00:05:51,098 You also said you don't trust me and that you barely know me. 129 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:54,369 I really thought this would be more of a back-and-forth thing. 130 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,180 Honestly, Raj, why do you even want to marry me? 131 00:05:58,260 --> 00:06:00,934 You know, family and India and stuff. 132 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,580 Here's what I think. 133 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,421 All of your friends are married, and you don't want to be left behind. 134 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,051 And honestly, that's not a good enough reason. 135 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:15,780 Okay, well, how is that different than what you're doing? Hmm? 136 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,336 Worried that you wasted 137 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:19,776 so many years dating the wrong people, and now, 138 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:23,615 you're just looking for a shortcut. 139 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,498 You're right. It's not different. 140 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:26,850 Okay, so, we agree. 141 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:28,738 - Yeah. - Great. 142 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:30,459 Wait. What did we just agree on? 143 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:34,290 That we shouldn't see each other anymore. 144 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:39,059 You know what? Why don't you shut the door, and I'll just do the cards? 145 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,732 Do you remember Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack? 146 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:54,255 Leonard, I remember all of Penny's ex-boyfriends. 147 00:06:54,340 --> 00:06:56,491 If you'd like, I could list them alphabetically. 148 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,700 No, thank you. 149 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:01,659 Uh, fun fact. You would think Zack would be the last one on the list, 150 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:04,892 but she also dated two Zekes. 151 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:09,329 Well, apparently, Zack sold his company for a ton of money and retired. 152 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:10,940 And that bothers you? 153 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:15,460 I don't know. I mean... I guess so. Yeah. 154 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:19,500 It doesn't seem fair. I work hard. 155 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,692 I'm really smart. 156 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:29,134 I've made substantial contributions to my field. 157 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:36,334 But Zack gets to be rich, while I'm still working for a paycheck? 158 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,538 A lot of people you don't know are rich. 159 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,050 That doesn't seem to bother you. Mark Zuckerberg, 160 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,780 - Sultan of Brunei, Gordon Letwin. - Who's that? 161 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:46,651 He's one of the first 11 employees of Microsoft. 162 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,778 Yeah, I don't have to hang out with Gordon Letwin. 163 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,778 Well, that's too bad. 164 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:54,535 He helped create the HPFS file system. Oh, the stories he could tell. 165 00:07:56,380 --> 00:08:00,260 Penny told him we'd go have dinner with him and his wife on their stupid boat. 166 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,093 Hmm, just tell her you don't want to go. 167 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:04,900 Then she'll think I'm being jealous and petty. 168 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,576 So, you want to seem mature and confident. 169 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,578 I make one mistake, and she says she doesn't want to marry me. 170 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,931 - Like she never screwed up. - Did she? 171 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,940 She agreed to marry me. 172 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:26,930 Honestly, I think you dodged a bullet. I don't think she was right for you. 173 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,215 Howie... Shh. 174 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,300 What? 175 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,252 You can't bad-mouth Anu. 176 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,996 They're gonna get back together, and you're gonna look like a jerk. 177 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,773 I mean, remember when we broke up, 178 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,700 and Penny said all those mean things about you? 179 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,456 What did she say? 180 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,769 I don't want to get into it. 181 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:46,613 Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true. 182 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,596 So, I'm just supposed to lie to my friend? 183 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,452 I don't want you to lie to me. 184 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:54,974 No one's gonna lie to you. 185 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:56,815 Lie. 186 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,316 She says the only reason I'm marrying her 187 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,333 is because all my friends are married, and I don't want to feel left out. 188 00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,979 Oh, that's nonsense. 189 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,733 No. She's right. 190 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,180 Now, what do I say? 191 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:15,858 So, Marissa, how did you guys meet? 192 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,977 Oh, it's a pretty funny story. 193 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:20,211 We met in a bookstore. 194 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:25,299 That is funny. 195 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,497 Yeah, I was just there using the bathroom, 196 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:31,334 but this one had a stack of books, like, this tall. 197 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,173 Oh, so, you really like to read? 198 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,092 Oh, no. I work there. 199 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:39,089 Yeah, she is super smart. 200 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:42,252 Seriously, you name, like, any book, she'll tell you if she's heard of it. 201 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,089 Go on, try her. 202 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,330 Oh, uh... 203 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,420 <i>Catcher in the Rye.</i> 204 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:47,421 Nope. 205 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:51,660 Look at that, Penny. I guess we both like nerds. 206 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:56,457 So, we gonna take this thing out? 207 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,896 Nah. It's a little choppy tonight. 208 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,415 Yeah, that's okay, this is nice, sitting under the stars. 209 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,253 It's actually kind of peaceful. 210 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:05,457 Well, it's a beautiful boat. 211 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:08,100 Thanks, man. We love it. 212 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,137 Although, he's so tall, he bangs his head 213 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,779 almost every time he goes downstairs. 214 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,330 After the first couple, you don't even feel it. 215 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,940 Where are our manners? 216 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,636 Zack, let's get our guests something to drink. 217 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,060 You got it, babe. 218 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:22,334 I can't believe that guy's rich. 219 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:24,940 - Ooh! Watch your head. - That was a close one. 220 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,736 Are you jealous? 221 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,020 I know. I know I shouldn't be. 222 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:31,177 He's super sweet. I should be happy for them. 223 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,933 It's driving me crazy, too. 224 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,977 - Really? - Yes. I was trying to pretend 225 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:37,495 like it wasn't, so, you wouldn't think I was petty. 226 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,173 Turns out we're both petty. 227 00:10:40,620 --> 00:10:42,293 - I love you so much. - Aww. 228 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,818 Cheers, guys. 229 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:46,334 - Thank you. - Oh, thanks. 230 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,778 So, listen, I got to be honest. 231 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:55,092 Uh, we sort of have another reason for asking you here. 232 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,214 We want to have a baby, but we can't do it on our own. 233 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,020 It could be because of the game me and my frat brothers used to play 234 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,410 where we kicked each other in the balls over and over. 235 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,019 But the doc says there's no telling. 236 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,089 We just don't know. 237 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,300 Huh. 238 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:16,775 You went to college. 239 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,613 And Zack's always admired you 240 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,090 because you're the smartest person he knows. 241 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,098 Okay. 242 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,329 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 243 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,418 This has been such a nice evening. 244 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,140 Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things. 245 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,796 Leonard, would you be the father of our baby? 246 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,732 Oh, you said a thing. 247 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,257 Wow. This is really flattering. 248 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,732 And also, really weird, right? 249 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:52,176 Oh, just to be clear, you don't get to... You know. 250 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,540 No, I... 251 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,180 I got it. 252 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:59,260 Just because I slept with your wife, doesn't mean you get to sleep with mine. 253 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:05,258 We get it, but thank you for saying it out loud. 254 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,860 You're welcome. 255 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,412 I know it's a big ask, but it would mean so much to us. 256 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,614 Yeah, and we really don't want a stranger's, you know... 257 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,850 - I know. - ...sperm. 258 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,932 And Zack's always talked about what a great guy Leonard is. 259 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:26,337 I really don't know what to say. 260 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,974 Really? You don't know what to say? 261 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,451 I think we should talk about this. 262 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:34,291 Oh, yeah. Definitely, you guys should talk, yeah. 263 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,531 Take your time. 264 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,574 He means privately. 265 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,776 - Right. Sorry. - Sure. Yep. 266 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,453 - Come on, Zack. - Okay. Yeah. 267 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,420 You really think those two should be parents? 268 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,099 There's nothing wrong with them. 269 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,800 Ow! 270 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,049 Hello, Daddy. 271 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:05,053 <i>Did you install a camera to spy on your fiancée?</i> 272 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,019 What? No! 273 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,174 <i>That's what her parents told me</i> 274 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,956 <i>when they said they were calling off the wedding.</i> 275 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,973 <i>But I told them you would never do such a thing.</i> 276 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,260 Thank you. 277 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,579 I mean, I did install a camera, 278 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:22,017 and I did spy on her, but I did not install it to spy on her. 279 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,690 <i>That's not going to be our story.</i> 280 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:29,251 <i>Our story is that she's a liar. And, old.</i> 281 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:30,694 <i>An old, dirty liar.</i> 282 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:35,411 Oh, no. She's actually great. I'm the one who screwed up. 283 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,339 <i>Well, don't say that to them.</i> 284 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,053 <i>She's bad. You're good.</i> 285 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,610 <i>They have to pay me back for my wedding deposits.</i> 286 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,137 This is all my fault. I should have just trusted her. 287 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,020 <i>So, you're saying you still want to get married?</i> 288 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,740 <i>Fine. Then I'll call her parents</i> 289 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,573 <i>and we'll straighten this whole thing out.</i> 290 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,540 I don't think she wants to marry me. 291 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,338 And honestly, she deserves someone better. 292 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,375 <i>Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself.</i> 293 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,894 <i>You're a good man.</i> 294 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,054 Wow. 295 00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,779 You've never told me that. 296 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,374 <i>You're also a dope.</i> 297 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,330 That you've said. 298 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,498 <i>But your heart's in the right place, and you deserve happiness.</i> 299 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:19,460 <i>So, you just need to figure out what you want,</i> 300 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:22,738 <i>and if that means canceling the wedding, we cancel the wedding.</i> 301 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,218 Thank you. 302 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:26,257 <i>But figure it out quickly, or I'll be celebrating</i> 303 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,252 <i>my next birthday with a lot more elephants</i> 304 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:30,093 <i>and marigolds than I expected.</i> 305 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,414 And Leonard just stood there with a big, dumb smile on his face, 306 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,413 like he was watching a puppy and a monkey make friends. 307 00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,570 I can see how he'd be flattered to be asked. 308 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,014 It's not flattering. It's creepy. 309 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:48,180 Well, something can be both flattering and creepy. 310 00:14:48,580 --> 00:14:50,811 Just the other night, Sheldon said that my feet 311 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,812 looked like Richard Feynman's hands. 312 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,698 Really? 313 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,540 So, you'd be okay if someone wanted to use Sheldon as their sperm donor? 314 00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,579 Oh, absolutely not. I am the only handmaid in this tale. 315 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,613 So, Leonard's really considering this? 316 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,180 Yes. We got in a huge fight about it. 317 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,796 He said, well, if I don't want to have his baby, 318 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,436 then why shouldn't someone else be able to? 319 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,460 Do you believe that? 320 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,298 What? 321 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:20,931 Well, there is a deep-seated biological drive to pass on your genes. 322 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,295 It's only natural. 323 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,894 So, you're on his side? 324 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:28,130 Well, viewing Leonard as a mammal, it's perfectly understandable. 325 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,212 But viewing him as your husband, he stinks. 326 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,495 And we hate him. 327 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,858 Really? 328 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:41,980 Zack wanted you to donate your genetic material for his baby? 329 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,292 Yeah. So, I'd be helping out a couple who really want a baby, 330 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,299 and they were gonna pay us, and Penny freaked out about it. 331 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,836 - That doesn't make any sense. - I know. 332 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,294 They wanted you? 333 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,732 Yes, Sheldon, they wanted me. 334 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,494 - I'm smart. I'm nice. - I'm smart. I'm nice. 335 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:00,890 And I can eat cheese without clearing out a room. 336 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,452 Are you upset he didn't ask you? 337 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:06,611 Of course, not. I just think it's interesting 338 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,977 that of all the people he knows, he thinks you're the best choice. 339 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,972 Well, he does. 340 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,655 I don't see why Penny is so against this. 341 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,857 Perhaps, Penny's worried that you haven't considered 342 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,375 the emotional toll of knowing there's a child out there 343 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,532 who is biologically yours, but not actually yours. 344 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,579 Well, that's really insightful. 345 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,731 Yeah, I'm taller than you and I don't have asthma. 346 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,970 Those people are crazy. 347 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:40,092 <i>Come on, I know you're there, and I know you know it's me.</i> 348 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:42,940 Ugh. 349 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,772 - You're just making this harder. - Look, 350 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,937 you were right. I was doing this for the wrong reasons. 351 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,969 You deserve to marry someone who knows how amazing you are 352 00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:01,134 and who proposes because he doesn't want to spend a single day without you. 353 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,056 Not because he wants to catch up to his friends. 354 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,210 Thank you. 355 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:11,690 And I want you to know, I think I could be that man. 356 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,412 Raj, I'm not gonna marry you. 357 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,015 - I'm not asking you to. - Then why are you here? 358 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:20,411 Because I like you. Okay? I like you. 359 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,015 I like you enough to start this relationship 360 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,217 at the beginning, not in the middle. 361 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,010 So, will you go out on a date with me? 362 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,580 I don't know. 363 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,376 Okay. 364 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,655 But I warn you, 365 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:45,333 I just got out of a weird relationship, and I might complain about my ex a lot. 366 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,529 Maybe he's being weird because 367 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,452 he doesn't know how to ask for his ring back. 368 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,818 - Hey. - Hi. 369 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:05,095 - Where you been? - Just out. 370 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:09,211 All right, look, I'm sorry that we fought before. 371 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,179 I know this is a really unusual situation, 372 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,377 and if you don't want me to do it, I won't. 373 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:18,339 - Really? - Yeah. 374 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,093 We're a team. We're in this together. 375 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,020 I'll be right back. 376 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,220 What is that? 377 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,212 It's a sample cup. 378 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:45,778 Really? 'Cause it looks like the top off the NyQuil bottle. 379 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,100 It's the closest thing I could find. 380 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,570 - It's a gesture. Shut up. - All right, sorry. 381 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:57,731 So, are you saying you're okay with this? 382 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,698 I don't know, 383 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,116 but when I told you I didn't want to have kids, 384 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,019 you didn't have a say in that, so... 385 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,376 Maybe I don't need to have a say in this. 386 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,180 Thank you. 387 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,220 They couldn't have picked a better person. 388 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,536 Are you calling Zack? 389 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:20,260 No, Sheldon. Would you say that last part one more time? 390 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,020 Come on. 391 00:19:24,305 --> 00:20:24,391