"The Big Bang Theory" The D & D Vortex

1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,079 All right, Professor Proton fans, 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:08,074 get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,200 a pair of real life scientists who may win the Nobel Prize. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:16,879 That's like the Kids' Choice Award, but with more science and less slime. 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,560 Hi. Thanks for having us. 6 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,514 Kids' Choice... Why would they let kids choose anything? 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,000 They're basically human larva. 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,872 Well, they are kind of our target audience. 9 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,155 Greetings, children. 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,838 Toys, am I right? 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,359 He is. He has hundreds of them! 12 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,360 So, you two have discovered something 13 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,320 that a lot of people are really excited about. 14 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,630 We have. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,514 Now, before you explain it, 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,354 keep in mind that our average viewer is this many. 17 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,999 Okay. Imagine you're looking in a mirror. 18 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:59,240 The image you see looks just like you. That's called symmetrical. 19 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,030 Now, imagine you have a billion mirrors 20 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,192 and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly 21 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,590 and a billion things about you incorrectly, 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,956 and imagine the set of incorrect things 23 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,192 are floating in an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace. 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,758 Now, imagine there was never a mirror to begin with. 25 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,715 - Oh, was that a doorbell? - I didn't hear anything. 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,356 Huh, there it is again. Sheldon, why don't you answer it? 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:31,915 But I don't know who it is. 28 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,432 Maybe it's a special guest who I invited just to surprise you. 29 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,352 Why don't you open it up and find out? 30 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,752 This is a terrible message to send to children. 31 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,232 Children, you never open the door if you don't know who's on the other side. 32 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,312 You always make your mommy or daddy do it 33 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,632 while you hide under the bed and try to imagine what your superhero name will be 34 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,040 when you avenge their deaths. 35 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,120 I'll get it. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,518 But it can't be the Silver Shadow. That's mine. 37 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 Hello. 38 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,271 Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge! 39 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,676 You're William Shatner. 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,840 You can call me Bill. 41 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,480 - Ooh, can I call you Captain? - No. 42 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,636 - Please? - No. 43 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,600 Please? 44 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,080 Sure. 45 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,796 Will you call me Science Officer Cooper? 46 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,960 This has gotta stop. 47 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,394 I think you know how to make it stop. 48 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,997 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper! 49 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,231 <i>Put her there, Science Officer Cooper!</i> 50 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,880 Oh, poor Shatner. 51 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,477 Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now. 52 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,554 Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed, so when he gets here we should... 53 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,400 - Make fun of him? - A lot. 54 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,560 Guys, don't you think that's a little mean? 55 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,677 Yeah. 56 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,360 Okay, just so we're all on the same page. 57 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,554 - Hello. - Hey. 58 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,712 So, Sheldon, did you get William Shatner's autograph, 59 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,678 or maybe his dry cleaning bill? 60 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,993 Very funny. Get it all out. 61 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,597 Like you did on William Shatner? 62 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,280 Raj, do you have something to add? 63 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,071 You brought shame upon yourself and your family. 64 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,799 It's not funny, but it's true. 65 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,635 I will admit the meeting did not go the way I wanted. 66 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,751 Because you barfed 67 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,256 where no man has barfed before. 68 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,796 Well, the next time I meet him, it will go better. 69 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,160 Next time? What makes you think there's gonna be a next time? 70 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,035 Oh, Wil will give me another chance. He thinks the world of me. 71 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,156 Aw. One of the reasons I love you is you actually believe that. 72 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,200 Thank you. 73 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,032 <i>Our whole universe was in a hot dense state</i> 74 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,392 <i>Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started...</i> 75 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,311 <i>Wait!</i> 76 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,516 <i>The earth began to cool</i> 77 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,829 <i>The autotrophs began to drool</i> 78 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,400 <i>Neanderthals developed tools</i> 79 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,358 <i>We built a wall We built the pyramids</i> 80 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,194 <i>Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery</i> 81 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,033 <i>It all started with the Big Bang!</i> 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,120 <i>Bang!</i> 83 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:07,074 84 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,040 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. 85 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,837 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton. 86 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,120 Now is not a good time, Sheldon. 87 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,200 - For what? - You. 88 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,553 No. I need to apologize. 89 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,956 Apology accepted. 90 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,776 Wil, come on! I cast fireball. 91 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,359 You need to roll your dexterity save. 92 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,635 I'll be right there! 93 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,750 - Are you playing <i>Dungeons & Dragons?</i> - No. 94 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,456 Would you hurry up, man? 95 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,836 The map says this dungeon's full of dragons! 96 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Still no. 97 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,800 Who are you playing with? 98 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,356 It's just some friends. You don't know them. 99 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,080 Wheaton, get back here! 100 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,120 Hobgoblins are at the gate and you're at the door buying Girl Scout cookies. 101 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,674 - Is that William... - Nope! 102 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,790 Hey, you guys wanna read my fan fiction mashup, 103 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,594 <i>Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?</i> 104 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,880 - No. Nope. - Absolutely not. 105 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,640 You don't even know what it's about. 106 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,674 Is it about a superhero who finds her voice by doing stand-up? 107 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,277 That's so much better than what I had! 108 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,032 Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies. 109 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,280 I'd read that. 110 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:37,434 Guys! Guys! Wil Wheaton hosts a secret celebrity <i>D&D</i> game. 111 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,936 - How do you know? - Who was there? 112 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Why are you damp? 113 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,280 I was trying to peek in Wil's window and he turned the sprinklers on. 114 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,676 Oh, that means they must be really famous. 115 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,878 I'm almost positive I heard William Shatner. 116 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,917 I wonder who else is playing. 117 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:56,074 I bet we can use graph theory to determine who Wil knows 118 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,674 and who's likely to play <i>D&D.</i> 119 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,114 - Yes. - Okay. 120 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,190 Obviously, he's connected to the whole <i>Next Gen</i> cast. 121 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,520 So this is the rest of our night, huh? 122 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,029 Oh, no. This is the rest of our lives. 123 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,271 And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger. 124 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,520 Kevin Smith's in this article about celebrities who play <i>D&D!</i> 125 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,038 Oh! And he was on Wil's podcast, so they know each other. 126 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,430 Go on his Instagram, see if you can find anything. 127 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,838 Yep. He posted something an hour ago. "Hashtag game night." 128 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,159 That looks like Wil's house. 129 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:36,312 William Shatner? Kevin Smith! Who else could be there? 130 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,877 Do you see what I see over his shoulder? 131 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,160 Is that a ghost? 132 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,680 I think it's Stuart. 133 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,191 That is Stuart! What's he doing there? 134 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,429 Maybe he died in Wil's house 135 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,480 and he can't leave until he solves his own murder. 136 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,755 Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us? 137 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,440 - I know the answer. - Eh, we all know the answer. 138 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,874 - Hey, guys. - You're home late. 139 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,915 Uh, yeah. I had a crazy night. I went to the pharmacy. 140 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,991 I like to be there when the new decongestants drop. 141 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,200 Cut the crap. We know where you were. We know what you were doing. 142 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,995 Yeah, I just told you. I was at CVS breathing my ass off. 143 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,320 Oh, you were breathing all right. 144 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,756 You were breathing the rarefied air of celebrities. 145 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,911 I don't know what you're talking about. 146 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,150 Then why are you trembling? 147 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,440 I'm always trembling. 148 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,999 We know you were at Wil's <i>D&D</i> game. We saw you on Instagram. 149 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,800 We just wanna know how you got invited. 150 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,480 I can't talk about it or they won't invite me back next week. 151 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,640 So, there's another game next week! 152 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,920 No! I didn't mean to say that. 153 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,352 - Who's in it? - I can't tell you. 154 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,397 - How do we get invited? - I don't know! 155 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,439 How many hit dice are they playing the wereboar as having? 156 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,236 Twelve D-eight plus 24! I mean, I don't know! 157 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,960 Hey, Stuart. 158 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 I don't wanna play anymore. It's too much pressure. 159 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,870 - Why, what happened? - I've said too much. 160 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,640 You haven't said anything. 161 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,836 - Not to you, to them. - Who's them? 162 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,793 Ahh! Now I have said too much! 163 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,040 Wait. You blocked your number, right? 164 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,920 Relax. This is not my first creepy phone call. 165 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,917 It's like riding a bike, slowly past a girl's house. 166 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,511 <i>Hello?</i> 167 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,557 Wil, Bill Shatner here. 168 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 <i>Is this Howard?</i> 169 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,275 Of course not. It's... Shatner. 170 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,432 If you don't believe me, ask my good friend, Christopher Walken. 171 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:03,751 Hello. 172 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,355 Bill and I are just hanging out... 173 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,793 at the Polo Lounge. 174 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,833 Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken, 175 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,434 here are your martinis. 176 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,496 - What are you doing? - I'm filling out the world. 177 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,096 - You're ruining it! <i>- No, he's not.</i> 178 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,120 Thanks, Wil! 179 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,241 Sheldon, why are you walking everywhere? Just get a horse. 180 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,033 I had a horse. It got hit by a train. 181 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,637 Get another one. 182 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,559 I can't just replace Chauncey. I'm still in the grieving process. 183 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:43,957 Hey. 184 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,475 Hey, Leonard. I have an opening in my <i>D&D</i> game next week, 185 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,680 and I was wondering if you were interested in playing. 186 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,474 Yes! Thank you. 187 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:51,630 <i>Okay, great.</i> 188 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,031 Now, here's the thing. You can't tell anyone. 189 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,398 I'm serious. Not Howard, not Raj and certainly not Sheldon. 190 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 Okay. 191 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,296 I'm really sorry to put you in a position where you have lie... 192 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 See you there! 193 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,751 You come face-to-face with a massive monster with a gaping maw full of teeth, 194 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,318 three huge legs and flailing tentacles. 195 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,440 What do you do? 196 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,880 Fellas, it looks like we're facing an otyugh. 197 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,838 - Here's the plan... - Hold on there, Bill. 198 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,640 Now what, Kareem? 199 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,593 How do we know it's not a neo-otyugh? 200 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,794 Same way I know the difference between an owlbear and a bugbear. 201 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,754 Does that answer your question? 202 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,080 Nope. 203 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,358 Look, there's only one way to settle this. 204 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,240 We chop it up and look at the pieces. 205 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,080 Oh, come on. Why do you always gotta attack everything? 206 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,600 Why can't we just try talking to it? 207 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,872 Big surprise. "Podcast" here wants to talk. 208 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:56,760 What do you think, Leonard? 209 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,400 I think this is the greatest day of my entire life. 210 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,951 It's all right, buddy. One day, you'll meet a girl. 211 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,715 Hey, how was your lecture? 212 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,798 Oh. It was so good! 213 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,400 It started great, 214 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,631 and then the middle was great, 215 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,880 and the ending was like so great. 216 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,754 Leonard, if you went to House of Pies again, just say it. 217 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,434 No, wait. If you think I'm lying, why do you think I'm eating pies? 218 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,239 Why don't you think I'm having an affair? 219 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,355 Listen. It's fine. Just next time, bring me a slice. 220 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:48,190 Okay. Well, if you really wanna know, I'll tell you where I was. 221 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,114 I was at Wil's <i>D&D</i> game, but that's all I can say. 222 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,590 Oh, fun. Were there famous people there? 223 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,235 Ah! Sorry. I can't tell you that. 224 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:03,352 Okay. Well, yes, but I can't tell you who. 225 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,519 Well, no. I can tell you Shatner, 226 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,637 but that's only because you already knew that one. 227 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,280 Well, I'm glad you had fun. 228 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,592 Yeah. Oh, I wish I could tell you who else was there! 229 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,233 Can't. I promised. 230 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,000 You know, if it makes you feel better, I couldn't care less. 231 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,512 That's true. You don't care, so there's no harm in telling you. 232 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,478 Okay. You really don't have to. 233 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,119 All right, I'll tell you. 234 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:32,392 Kevin Smith was there and this really tall guy named Kareem. 235 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,510 Wait, wait. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? 236 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,316 I don't know. It was Kareem something Jabbar. 237 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,480 - Well, how do you know him? - How do you not know him? 238 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,792 Well, I know him now 'cause he was there. 239 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,880 Wow! 240 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,714 That is so cool! 241 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah. Oh, and that... 242 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,273 The guy that played the werewolf on <i>True Blood,</i> he was there. 243 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,199 What? Joe Manganiello? 244 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,752 - Yeah. - From <i>Magic Mike?</i> 245 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:03,760 What's that? 246 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,917 Okay. Okay. Did he look... 247 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,753 like this? 248 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,160 He had his clothes on, but yeah. 249 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,631 Oh! 250 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,110 Can't believe you met Joe Manganiello! Was he nice? 251 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,236 Oh, he's so nice. 252 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:22,519 I rolled my dice underneath the couch, and he just lifted it up, one hand. 253 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,840 Oh, I bet he did. 254 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,317 Hi. Okay, can you guys keep a secret? 255 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,437 - Yeah. - Good, 'cause I can't. 256 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,757 Leonard played <i>Dungeons & Dragons</i> with the hot guy from <i>Magic Mike.</i> 257 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,079 I never got to see that movie. 258 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:42,760 Seriously? 259 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,680 Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic. 260 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:52,478 Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times and, trust me, it is magic. 261 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,918 - Which guy? - That one. 262 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,559 Abracadabra. 263 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,072 Hey, you know what was fun? 264 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,829 That time we played <i>Dungeons & Dragons.</i> 265 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,399 That was fun. We should play that more. 266 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,720 Sorry, what now? 267 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,936 Hey. What are you guys doing here? 268 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,236 Oh, I think Sheldon might have left something. 269 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,595 You mean, besides his lunch? 270 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,000 You are so funny, Wil. 271 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,471 We were just talking about how funny you are. 272 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,456 Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he? 273 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,480 - Yeah. - Mmm-hmm. 274 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,597 Manganiello? 275 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,830 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 276 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,437 Feel good about yourselves? 277 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,397 - Nope. - No. 278 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,480 Yeah. 279 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,913 Oh, we're going with "no"? No. 280 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,756 Hey, guys. 281 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,069 What are you smiling about? 282 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,079 What? This is my regular face. 283 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,919 No. It's not. Your regular face is more like this. 284 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,960 No. No. It's more in the eyebrows, like this. 285 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,160 Okay, make your jokes. I'm still in a great mood. 286 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,280 Hey. 287 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,199 Wait, what? Why? 288 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,720 Oh, come on! But... 289 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,560 Okay, fine. 290 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,717 Ah, Raj was right. It is more in the eyebrows. 291 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,995 What was that all about? 292 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,958 Wil kicked me out of his <i>D&D</i> game. 293 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,234 - You were in Wil's <i>D&D</i> game? - With William Shatner? 294 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,390 And you didn't tell us? 295 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,075 I'm sorry! Wil made me promise not to. 296 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,469 I thought we were friends. 297 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,798 Oh, come on. You guys would do the same thing. 298 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,116 No, we wouldn't. 299 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,456 I told you when I was in spin class with Scarlett Johansson! 300 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,400 It didn't even turn out to be Scarlett Johansson! 301 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,113 Well, that's her fault, not mine! 302 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,838 It doesn't matter because Penny blabbed about it, and now I'm out. 303 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,235 So, there's an open seat. 304 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,550 - Wil! - Wil Wheaton! 305 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,756 - Wil? Open! Open! - Wil! 306 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,479 No. No. No. Hell no. 307 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,391 Look, we know Leonard is out. You need to fill a seat. 308 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,155 It should be one of us. 309 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,720 Or give me another chance. 310 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,269 I think me and Joe Manganiello were really hitting it off. 311 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,354 Joe Manganiello was there? 312 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,669 From <i>Magic Mike?</i> 313 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,589 You guys suck. 314 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,110 Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil. 315 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,838 No. All of you. 316 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,639 You're just trying to use me to get close to my famous friends. 317 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,680 Do you know how that makes me feel? 318 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,276 Flattered? 319 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880 Used. 320 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,160 I was gonna guess that. 321 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,192 One of the worst things about being a celebrity 322 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,159 is you never know if people like you for you. 323 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,832 Well, thanks for letting me know. 324 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,071 You're right. That was really crappy of us. 325 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,674 Yeah, I guess we just got caught up in the excitement. 326 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,874 We're sorry, Wil. We do like you for you. 327 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,913 Yeah. And if it makes you feel any better, 328 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,760 I don't even really consider you a celebrity. 329 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,560 Should we go or do you wanna wait for the sprinklers? 330 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,317 Guys, I still feel a little bad about Wil. 331 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480 Me, too. 332 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,674 Yeah. We should invite him to come play with us. 333 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,790 Ask him to bring some chips because we're all out. 334 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,399 Hey, Wil. This is Leonard. 335 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,155 Make it Bugles. No, no, no, no, no, pretzel sticks. 336 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,310 No! No, no, no, Bugles. 337 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,999 We're gonna play some <i>D&D</i> and thought you might wanna join us. 338 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,680 Thank you, Leonard, but actually, I can't do it tonight. 339 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,791 How about another time? Okay, great. Thanks. Bye. 340 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,590 Okay, where were we? 341 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,990 I was about to go all <i>Wrath of Khan</i> on the ogres. 342 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,557 Oh, man, that's it. Put another dollar in the <i>Star Trek</i> jar, Bill. 343 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:22,960 Worth it! 344 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,272 Speaking of putting dollars in things... 345 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,309 I loved you in <i>Magic Mike.</i> 346 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,320 Thanks. 347 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,960 Switch places with me. 348 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,634 Are we playing musical chairs or <i>Dungeons & Dragons?</i> 349 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,474 Yeah, let's teach that ogre what my broadsword tastes like. 350 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,196 I like your moxie. 351 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,237 Aw. And I like your grandpa words. 352 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,839 My dad and I watched you win back-to-back championships. 353 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,159 And I watched you sniff Joe's hair when he wasn't looking. 354 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,840 Thanks again for inviting us. And don't worry. We won't tell the guys. 355 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,279 You know what? Why don't you tell the guys? 356 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,433 In fact, let's all take a picture and send it to them right now. 357 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,556 That's weird. 358 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080 We deserve that. 358 00:19:36,305 --> 00:20:36,925 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm