"Smoke" Size Matters

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,640 Telephone 3 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,270 Calling me 4 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:36,410 Who put all that shit in your head? 5 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:43,000 Saying things 6 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:47,080 Telling things 7 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:51,050 Till you break 8 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:56,430 Filthy water 9 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,720 Bubbles up 10 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:09,730 Who put all that shit in your head? 11 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,310 Hey... Gudsen. 12 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,230 Hey, wake up. 13 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,520 Yo, Gudsen. 14 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,899 Investigator Gudsen? 15 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,569 Captain Steven Burke, 16 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:58,950 Columbia Metro. 17 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:01,370 Long night, huh? 18 00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,450 Just been burning the oil. 19 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,789 Can I help you with something? 20 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:15,210 Yeah. I have a meeting with Commander Englehart this morning. 21 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:19,720 Who has a guy gotta blow to get a cup of coffee around here, huh? 22 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,230 - On it, Captain. - All right. Thank you so much. 23 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,520 I... 24 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:33,150 Okay. 25 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:34,860 Yeah. 26 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:40,660 Just appreciate the wake up by the way. I got a long drive ahead of me. 27 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,410 Drive, huh? 28 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,580 Yep. 29 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:48,829 I got this Arson Investigator Conference out in Leighton. 30 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:50,830 A little escape from the everyday. 31 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:52,630 Escape? 32 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:56,760 From two arsonists burning your jurisdiction to the fucking ground? 33 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,050 And how about Calderone? 34 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,890 She'd be joining you? 35 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,730 - No. - No. 36 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:14,519 Great. 37 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,569 Well, I mean, at least someone's working. 38 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:17,650 Yeah. 39 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,780 Captain Burke? 40 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,779 We have a meeting in the books? 41 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:24,200 No. I... 42 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,660 I was in the neighborhood. So... 43 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,460 - Come on down to my office. - All right. 44 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,630 You wanna... 45 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:37,839 Wanna take this coffee to go, Captain? 46 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,210 I never touch the stuff. 47 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,019 - So you and Gudsen go back a ways, huh? - We do. 48 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:51,100 Oh, yeah? That's... 49 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:53,270 Wow. 50 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,400 That's nice. 51 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,110 Beautiful. 52 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,360 And, so... 53 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:03,030 If he's not getting results, 54 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,200 how far are you willing to back him? 55 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:08,949 Well, your girl Calderone is right in there with him, so... 56 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:12,160 She is, yeah. Except Calderone is a fucking hero. 57 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,789 So... yeah. 58 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,290 I will back her all day. 59 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,050 This is nice, Harvey. 60 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:21,879 It's beautiful. 61 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,219 How long did it take you to build all this? 62 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,930 A lifetime, I would imagine. 63 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:32,100 Well, it could all be taken away in seconds if you back the wrong filly. 64 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,900 You're Kerrigan's attack dog, right? 65 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,150 - No. - Among other things? 66 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,190 Nah, no. I'm just a... 67 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:46,950 a loyal soldier to the Department. 68 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,040 That what they call bagmen these days? 69 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,380 - You know what I heard about you, Harvey? - Couldn't give less of a fuck. 70 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,380 You have a good day. 71 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:03,800 - Jane? - Okay. 72 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:06,839 Why don't you go ahead and give me those acquisition reports 73 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,600 on House seven, please? 74 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:12,270 Yeah. 75 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,230 Thank you. 76 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,989 I call it the triangle of customer service, 77 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:31,909 because we all need to try a little harder to make our customers feel like family. 78 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:35,579 That's why I'll stress cleanliness, politeness, appearance. 79 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,710 Those things matter most. 80 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:42,340 You must be Mr. Fasano. 81 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,089 Can I call you Freddy? 82 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:47,379 I'm Dev, Freddy. Your new manager. 83 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,850 I didn't get the job? 84 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:55,350 I was just talking to these folks about the importance of appearance. 85 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:00,979 How do you feel about a hat? 86 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:03,690 Nah. It itches. 87 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:09,410 Well, let's give it a day and see how we feel tomorrow. 88 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,330 - Hey. - You got a pen? 89 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,539 Yeah, why? 90 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:26,839 Gudsen's old partner Ezra Esposito's annuity checks are sent to 91 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:31,469 1175 North Garnet, Slot 65, in Corrales. 92 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,550 "Slot"? 93 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,600 That's what it says. 94 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,480 Thanks, Captain. 95 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,520 Yesterday it was "Steven." 96 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,820 I wouldn't read too much into it. 97 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:46,610 I gotta run. 98 00:06:46,611 --> 00:06:48,070 Don't shoot anyone in the dick. 99 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:06,049 Hey. Kid. 100 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,170 You good? 101 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,339 - What's up? - Is Dave in there? 102 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,180 No. Why would Dave be in there? 103 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,220 Because you're fucking him. 104 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,429 You're in his book. 105 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:20,310 Okay. How do you know it's me? 106 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,940 You're graphically described. 107 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,770 Fuck no. 108 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:27,609 What? So, you're not sleeping with him? 109 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:28,689 No! 110 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:30,860 Abso-fucking-lutely not! 111 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,030 It's just... I hate this place. 112 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:41,209 Look, you wanna talk to me about not fitting in or anything, 113 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,330 hit me up. 114 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,830 You'll be okay. 115 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:47,090 Yo, how do I get a copy of Dave's book? 116 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:50,840 I can Airdrop it to you. 117 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:56,470 Ken Maddox of the Reddington County Fire Department was the Arson Unit. 118 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:03,179 Widely regarded as the preeminent arson investigator in the Western United States, 119 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,179 if not the whole country, 120 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,559 Ken Maddox had an effortless command 121 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:12,150 that made him such an asset to the county that they had to put up with his attitude. 122 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:17,740 Because Ken Maddox did not suffer fools any more than he suffered arsonists. 123 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,410 His intellect was matched only by his natural good looks. 124 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,370 His jaw was chiseled and hewn from rock. 125 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,709 His hair was thick and plentiful. 126 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:34,510 It was after midnight when the call came in. 127 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,670 Ken Maddox left the beautiful woman asleep in his bed 128 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,509 and got ready to hunt down the man 129 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:44,010 responsible for burning half the grocery stores in town. 130 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:48,730 Armed with his glock and his Reddington FD badge, 131 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:53,320 Maddox arrived at the scene ready to take command. 132 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:56,779 The police looked to him for guidance. 133 00:10:56,780 --> 00:11:00,610 They knew that only he could unlock the twisted mind of the arsonist. 134 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,029 Ken Maddox's supposed superiors 135 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:07,789 decided he needed a partner to solve the Potato Chip Fires. 136 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:12,329 He resented this until he heard a knock at his office door. 137 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:14,339 In walked his new partner, 138 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:19,259 a drop-dead bombshell whose hair shone the blue black of a raven 139 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:22,589 with eyes the color of imperial jade. 140 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,510 This was a woman he could mentor... 141 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:42,489 wing until she blossomed, 142 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:48,250 both as a fire investigator and as a sexual being, who simply... 143 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,190 Hello, Ezra. 144 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:36,540 What are you looking at? 145 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,139 Motherfucker... 146 00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,270 - There you go. - Thank you. 147 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,599 - From the Division? - Yeah. Okay. 148 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,729 Yeah. If you know how beer league is, it's always tough. 149 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:38,479 It's always hectic. 150 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,360 But he hit a home run. 151 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,069 - No he didn't. Jim? - Well, yeah. He's really good. 152 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:45,740 Wow, he's a big deal. He's... 153 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,330 - Thanks a lot. Got 'em. - Got 'em? 154 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,670 Come on, let's go, Jag! Let's go! 155 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,089 - Teach! - Professor. 156 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,179 What are we celebrating? 157 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:11,600 I just got engaged! 158 00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,140 Hey, what are we celebrating? 159 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,809 That's great. Congratulations, Jag! Very happy for you. 160 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,570 Thank you, Dave. Thank you. 161 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,110 Wow. 162 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:27,279 What's up with Cybulski and his crew, huh? 163 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,909 Posse. Not a crew. He has a posse. 164 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:31,740 And that group's like one of three. 165 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,699 They're gonna patrol the whole town, make sure we don't have a repeat of last year. 166 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,499 All those fires when we had the convention in... 167 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,919 Yeah. I remember. But we're not in Francona. 168 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,840 But what if it was one of us? 169 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,209 You don't really believe that, do ya? 170 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:47,509 I don't know. What if he was? 171 00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,090 Then he was laughing at us. 172 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,760 So they're gonna catch him in the act? 173 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:56,020 Cybulski and his IQ of 95? 174 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,809 Yeah. That's the plan. 175 00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,110 No one wants to be fucking humiliated again. 176 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,920 This open? 177 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:28,880 You've got a magnetic smile. 178 00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:30,590 You're drunk. 179 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,220 Who isn't? 180 00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,520 So what are you? 181 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,310 Firefighter? 182 00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,440 Police officer? 183 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,150 Off-duty bartender? 184 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,030 Arson investigator. 185 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,369 And you? 186 00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,830 Insurance adjuster. 187 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080 So... 188 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,999 So, how long are we going to keep doing this? 189 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,090 Doing what? 190 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:10,090 Going back and forth until you mention your wife... 191 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,679 or I mention my husband. 192 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,970 I was thinking another 30 seconds... 193 00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:18,180 Buy you a drink? 194 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,390 Why? 195 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:25,770 Because this could be the start of a long friendship built on mutual respect. 196 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,240 I got enough friends. 197 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,950 How about we're just two strangers 198 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,870 who happened to sit next to each other at a shitty karaoke bar? 199 00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,330 And what do these strangers talk about? 200 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,170 Anything. 201 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Okay. 202 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,090 Yeah. 203 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,720 Then they go back to their separate lives. 204 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,890 Zero repercussions. 205 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,930 We're closing out. You coming? 206 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,020 Yeah. 207 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,269 - I gotta go. - Okay. 208 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,440 - Okay. - All right. 209 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,860 I'm Reba. 210 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,320 I'm Dave. 211 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160 Okay. 212 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,999 When Maddox kissed her for the first time on the side of her neck, 213 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,590 she was instantly wet. 214 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:32,510 Fuck off. 215 00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:34,090 Maddox didn't need a... 216 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,680 Prick. 217 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,230 Hey. 218 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,689 Don't be ashamed. 219 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:54,400 People blow tails all the time. 220 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,570 What? You private? 221 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,450 Fuck. Shit. 222 00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,669 This have anything to do with a motherfucker named Dave Gudsen 223 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,000 by any chance? 224 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,040 Why would you say that? 225 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,430 You're me. 226 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,679 I mean, you're not fucking me. I mean, you're definitely not fucking me. 227 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,059 I mean, but things could change, you never know, right? 228 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,930 Hope springs eternal. 229 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,570 But you're the metro cop assigned to the Umberland arson investigator, right? 230 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,280 Shit. That used to be my job. 231 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,739 They got open container laws around here, I presume. 232 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:40,619 Yeah. They got all kinds of laws around here. 233 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,740 Hey, why don't you just hop on over here? 234 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:50,380 I got a bag of vodka nips when I was dating this hot little flight attendant. 235 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,089 But don't worry, we weren't exclusive or anything. 236 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,340 Mr. Esposito. 237 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,670 Ezra. 238 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,889 Or Espo. Or sometimes, under the right circumstances, 239 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,889 - Ez. - I came to ask you about your partner. 240 00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,099 I might stay to deal with your goddamn criminal activity. 241 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:12,769 Okay. Whoa, whoa. One thing at a time, honey, okay? 242 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:15,780 All right? So what do you want to know about Dave? 243 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,950 What's your opinion of him? 244 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,409 Well, you know I usually pride myself 245 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:28,039 on refraining from profanity around the ladies. 246 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:33,080 But not with this aunt-fucking, anal abscess of a human being 247 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:36,669 who should have his eyes plucked out and his balls cut off 248 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,340 and tossed in a punch bowl full of chlamydia. 249 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:42,800 Okay. 250 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:48,470 - That's a lot to process. - And if he's talking smack about me, 251 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,269 I'm telling you, he's gonna get got. 252 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:51,480 Turn your car off. 253 00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,019 I have visual evidence of you participating in a revenge porn scheme. 254 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,779 Turn your goddamn car off. 255 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,650 You're confusing an artist here with a pervert, okay? 256 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,869 Not an uncommon mistake made by the small-minded though. 257 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,369 I assure you I'm not. 258 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,910 But what's this? 259 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,079 - "Lovegod Studios Inc."? - That's right. 260 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,959 If you want exquisite, high-quality digital video 261 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,379 of yourself having carnal relations, 262 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:21,010 with superior lighting and precise, yet tasteful angles 263 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,179 Ezra Esposito's your guy. 264 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,469 Am I expensive? You bet your ass. 265 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,309 Am I worth it? Damn straight. But no checks please. 266 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:30,809 You do realize that 267 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:36,609 the revenge porn and voyeurism laws are getting pretty intense nowadays. 268 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,399 First off, you don't have a warrant. 269 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,899 Secondly, this ain't your jurisdiction. 270 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,279 And, lastly, it wasn't revenge porn, okay? 271 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,779 The man's giving it to his wife for Christmas. 272 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:48,869 Okay. All right. 273 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:52,330 And have you shopped for your special someone this year already? 274 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,590 Tell me why you hate this man so much. 275 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,510 'Cause he got me fired, that's why. 276 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,339 For no goddamn reason except spite. 277 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:05,549 And I liked my job. 278 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:10,020 - You literally shot yourself in the foot. - No. I was literally set up. 279 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,890 Why would he set you up? 280 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:15,940 'Cause I know he's an arsonist, that's why. 281 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,780 And you know it too. 282 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,329 - Sorry about the wait. - It went as... 283 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,040 Chicken plus combo. Enjoy. 284 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,470 What can I get you? 285 00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,470 How you doing? 286 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:50,639 Good. What can I get you? 287 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,430 French toast sticks and... 288 00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,519 some Cajun tots. 289 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,689 Anything else? 290 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,189 And a cup of coffee. 291 00:21:59,190 --> 00:22:00,270 Coffee. 292 00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:03,529 All right. That'll be 16.95. Cash or card? 293 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,279 Okay. Card, honey. 294 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,660 You can swipe when you're ready. 295 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,369 Do you need a receipt? 296 00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,910 No, baby. I don't need no receipt. 297 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,130 What do you like most about the job, Freddy? 298 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:23,260 Why do you wanna be a manager? 299 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,020 I'm telling you, he changed the trigger. 300 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,940 He changed out my trigger because the pull was always six pounds. 301 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,410 The way I like it. And then when I measured it after, 302 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,660 it was less than three. 303 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,119 Yeah, but you never place your finger on the trigger 304 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,619 until you've acquired the target. 305 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,869 Man, that's the most basic fucking rule, like... 306 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:02,040 Somebody once tell you that scolding was an attractive quality? 307 00:23:03,210 --> 00:23:04,549 - 'Cause it's... - All right. Why... 308 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,300 Why do you think he's an arsonist? 309 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,930 Let's start there. 310 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:13,300 Right place, right time. 311 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,640 Too many times. 312 00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,770 A call comes in. Guess who's already in the neighborhood? 313 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,939 Scene's burnt to a mother-loving crisp. 314 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:25,570 Guess who sniffs out the point of origin? 315 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:27,650 So... 316 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,110 Good at his job. 317 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,239 Good at his job? 318 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:38,289 I witnessed that douchebag find an inch-long incendiary device 319 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:41,709 that started a brush fire not once, not twice, 320 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,959 but 17 motherfucking times. 321 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,290 - Okay, but... - That's not a guy 322 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,799 - who's good at finding shit. - Yes. 323 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,170 That's a guy who put the shit there in the first fucking place. 324 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,549 But you are not proving it, Ezra. 325 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,469 All right. Have you got better? Do tell. 326 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:56,060 I'm all ears. Come on. 327 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,980 This motherfucker's writing a book. 328 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,859 Fucking scuse me? 329 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:08,899 It's about an arson investigator hunting down an arsonist. 330 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,900 Clearly based on fires that Dave has worked. 331 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,780 - Or set. - That part. 332 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,739 But then, of course, he can always claim it's "just fiction." 333 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,830 Yep. 334 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:23,000 So, as of now, all we got is supposition. 335 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:24,920 Yeah. 336 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,130 You know how much judges love that shit. 337 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,089 Point is, you plan. You organize. 338 00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:36,260 You try to control your environment. 339 00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:39,980 That says there is no control. 340 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:46,939 You cannot contain that with a schedule or a PowerPoint presentation. 341 00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:50,819 That says, "Your order, meet my chaos. 342 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:53,150 And my chaos wins." 343 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,949 Unless your plan is better than chaos. 344 00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:59,950 Please look under your seats. 345 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,130 It is essential 346 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,710 to always have 347 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:11,510 a plan. 348 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,800 And yet, no plan beats chaos. 349 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,399 Saw you drop a device in there when you thought no one was looking. 350 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,359 Did you turn off the overheads before your little stunt? 351 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,230 Those fires were under control. 352 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,190 I thought there was no control. 353 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,450 I thought chaos wins. 354 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:42,370 What I am trying to do, as preamble, is define fire. 355 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:48,500 Fire is the release of heat and light due to oxidation during combustion. 356 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,259 There, it's defined. 357 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,220 Now do you have any data or practical techniques to discuss? 358 00:25:57,340 --> 00:26:00,759 Because you're not so much telling us things, as conflating fire, 359 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:05,019 which is an impersonal elemental force, with the monster in a child's closet. 360 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:06,600 Yeah, that's your opinion. 361 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,569 Maybe if you'd use science, not forensic-files-psycho-babble, 362 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:15,320 you'd have some leads on the guys torching your jurisdiction over the past two years. 363 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,619 I... Well, I... 364 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:23,500 Personally, peer-to-peer review and... 365 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:31,380 communication are two of the main reasons why I offer this presentation. 366 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,510 Or maybe because you like the sound of your own voice. 367 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,060 Dave still charming? 368 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:53,150 Not sure I'd go that far, but he's likable somehow. 369 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,110 Likable? 370 00:26:55,820 --> 00:26:58,490 That phony prick gave me hives. 371 00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:02,620 Careful, don't let him in your head. 372 00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:05,370 Oh, please. 373 00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:07,409 World's full of Daves. 374 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:11,419 These mediocre nothings who feel they're owed the spoils 375 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:13,630 'cause they're born male and pale. 376 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,630 And once things don't work out for baby, 377 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,010 baby tries to burn the whole goddamn world down. 378 00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:23,390 That's not the kinda guy that gets in my head. 379 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:27,350 Well, you're taking him too lightly. 380 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:29,060 Not at all. 381 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:34,570 His goddamn tantrums hurt people. 382 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,069 Those aren't tantrums. 383 00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:39,320 You know what I mean. 384 00:27:41,570 --> 00:27:42,870 You don't know Dave. 385 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:53,790 Hey, can I get three shots of Cuervo, my sister? Back to back. 386 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,840 She's driving. 387 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:01,470 Hey. By the way, you got blow on ya? 388 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:03,679 Come on, man. I'm a cop. 389 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,390 Yeah, so was I. It's a job not a moral rebirth. Relax. 390 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,890 Whole town's bone dry. 391 00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,360 God, I miss having access to an evidence room. 392 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,320 You missed my presentation. 393 00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:24,370 Burn patterns went long. 394 00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:27,830 And I had to take a call. 395 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,420 Work or personal? 396 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,540 What do you think? 397 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,420 Does he make you happy? 398 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,140 I love him. 399 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,180 It works. 400 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,100 We work. 401 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,190 But you're not happy. 402 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,780 Is anyone? 403 00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:00,860 Sure. 404 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:04,110 Kids. 405 00:29:05,570 --> 00:29:06,580 Dogs. 406 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,080 I could go on. 407 00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:12,870 Can't be happy all the time. 408 00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:21,720 Maybe the best you can be is content. 409 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,180 What does that even mean? 410 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,770 Just fine all of the time. 411 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:35,770 Do you believe that? 412 00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:37,980 Some people do. 413 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,490 And these people... 414 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:48,119 they wake up in the morning, they brush their teeth, 415 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,200 take a shower with subpar water pressure and they feel... 416 00:29:53,370 --> 00:29:55,790 - fine. - Uh-huh. 417 00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:02,459 Around noon, they eat a soggy turkey wrap and talk to their co-worker 418 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:06,259 about all-inclusive vacations they'll never go on, 419 00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,179 and they feel fine about that too? 420 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,350 That's right. 421 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,770 Then they go home. 422 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:18,440 I bet that's where it starts to get really interesting. 423 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,320 Clearance rack loungewear. 424 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:27,410 Low-calorie meal in the microwave. 425 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:33,250 - And then they look in the mirror... - Yeah. 426 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:37,370 They think to themselves, "This is fine." 427 00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:41,170 "I'm just fine." 428 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:48,429 And it goes on like that all day, every day. 429 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:53,850 Just one long dial-tone till the day they die. 430 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:02,520 So, if it's all fine... 431 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:11,660 what is the difference between being alive and being dead? 432 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,120 Nothing. 433 00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:24,800 Nothing. 434 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:30,890 Some people, they like consistency. 435 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:41,940 You are not some people. 436 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:15,640 Where's your current one? 437 00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:21,849 No more. No more dogs for me. 438 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:23,110 No? 439 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,730 So you think you know your partner, huh? 440 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:32,150 Well, let me show you something. 441 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,619 This was after working together for a year. 442 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,660 Told me it was an initiation. 443 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,170 I can't watch that shit again. 444 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:43,579 Empty, for sure? 445 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:47,710 Yeah, for sure. Come on. Live the dream. Watch the world burn. 446 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:54,010 Fuck, yeah. Watch that world burn. 447 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,060 Oh, shit. 448 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,440 The fuck? 449 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,110 Hey, you said it was empty. 450 00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,820 Goddamn it. 451 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,620 Goddamn. Fuck. 452 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:20,620 Oh, shit. 453 00:33:24,330 --> 00:33:25,330 Shit. 454 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,129 Fuck. 455 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,550 What the fuck? 456 00:33:32,470 --> 00:33:33,839 Hey. 457 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,589 You sick fuck. 458 00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:37,510 What the fuck did you do, man? 459 00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,560 What the fuck is wrong with you? 460 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:46,480 Dave told me the place was a bank repo that had been abandoned for months. 461 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,610 But he knew. 462 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,320 Oh, yeah. 463 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,360 He knew. 464 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:56,110 He knew all along. 465 00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:46,310 - This isn't happening. - Just keep going. Come on. 466 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,770 Let's go into the bed. 467 00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:56,990 Why? 468 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:06,500 You know, I got a pill down in my room. 469 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:09,580 Five years of marriage, Dave. 470 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,750 You never needed a pill for me. 471 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,919 It's not you. 472 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,549 Role-play, maybe. But never... Never a pill. 473 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,090 I just got distracted. 474 00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:22,510 By what? 475 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,390 My presentation. 476 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:34,360 Some bitch interrupted it. 477 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,330 She embarrassed you. 478 00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:52,330 - Thought you weren't there. - I lied. 479 00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:55,630 I didn't want to ruin our night. 480 00:36:58,340 --> 00:36:59,590 I wasn't embarrassed. 481 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:08,430 Why don't you just admit that she got under your skin? 482 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,229 She didn't. 483 00:37:14,230 --> 00:37:18,230 You're just an old-school guy with zero insecurities. 484 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,900 How the hell is this my fault? 485 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,360 Because your ego, it is so fragile that your dick, 486 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:29,750 it goes soft from the memory of a disagreement with a woman. 487 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,960 There she is. 488 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,540 There's my ex-wife. 489 00:37:38,250 --> 00:37:39,710 Why don't you play the hits, huh? 490 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:44,510 Next up from Reba Daniels is "Raging Narcissist." 491 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,639 This isn't fun for me anymore. 492 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,809 - No? - No. 493 00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:53,979 You should try chasing around a middle-aged woman 494 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,440 and pretending she still looks 25. 495 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,860 You're so small. 496 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,710 Don't be here when I get out. 497 00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:23,940 No, no, no. 498 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,130 Thank you. Here's your bag. 499 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,380 You have a good night. 500 00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:50,050 Hi. How are you? 501 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,510 Thank you. 502 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:00,870 Motherf... 503 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:02,870 Fuck. 504 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,130 You did not die. 505 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,240 God damn. 506 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:57,300 You stayed. 507 00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:02,260 Oh, shit. I got you now. 508 00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:04,679 I know you, girlfriend. 509 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,559 I fucking know you. 510 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,980 You know me? 511 00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:09,980 You're a knight. 512 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,649 You're lit. 513 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:17,109 Well, that may be, but you're still a knight. 514 00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:22,319 'Cause you got the helmet, the armor and the stick up your ass, 515 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:28,330 but you don't leave people in the shit. 516 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,290 No, you don't. 517 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:35,000 What'd you think? I was gonna aspirate or something? 518 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,920 - Yeah. - Yeah. 519 00:44:40,430 --> 00:44:42,890 Well, I didn't. 520 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:46,310 All right, buddy. 521 00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:50,689 Well, just make sure you get on that liver transplant list, okay? 522 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:52,850 - I'll see you later. - Hey, where are you going? 523 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,059 It's daytime. 524 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:58,189 Oh, come on. Oh, shit. Wait. Hold up. 525 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:00,190 No, wait. Wait. 526 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,699 - I'm coming with you. - Go inside. 527 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,869 You're fucking green, man. Like, just stay inside. 528 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:07,080 Oh, fuck. Fuck. Shit. 529 00:45:08,910 --> 00:45:11,290 Sh... Fucking shit. 530 00:45:14,590 --> 00:45:19,260 Look, I got kids. And they hate me. 531 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:23,130 I got ex-wives. It's pretty much the same. 532 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:25,680 Can't remember the last friend I made either. 533 00:45:26,310 --> 00:45:28,180 You know why I lost all that shit? 534 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:30,810 The job. 535 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:31,940 Yeah, the job. 536 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,600 The job. 537 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,610 And he fucking took that from me. 538 00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,110 I'll balance the ledger. 539 00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:48,950 Listen, if he sees you as a threat, he already found your weakness. 540 00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:18,649 Yeah, Harv. 541 00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:20,859 Your asshole charbroiled a husband and wife. 542 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:22,490 Used six milk jugs. 543 00:46:22,990 --> 00:46:25,199 And these weren't Trolley Town kills either, Dave. 544 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,489 It's a white couple in Crawford. 545 00:46:27,490 --> 00:46:29,080 The wife was a doctor. 546 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,619 Crawford's not our jurisdiction. 547 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:32,910 Well, I'm aware of that. 548 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,249 Could be our arsonist grew so tired of your inability to catch him 549 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:40,050 that he traveled to find a more worthy adversary. 550 00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:41,550 Six milk jugs? 551 00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:45,220 This fucking couple was on date night. The kids were with Grandma, so... 552 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,889 Fuckwad didn't kill two kids just by sheer luck. 553 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:52,770 It's led the seven o'clock, all three channels, okay? 554 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,189 Crawford arson investigators wanna pick your brain 555 00:46:56,190 --> 00:46:58,190 when you can get there, so get there. 556 00:46:58,770 --> 00:47:00,860 And fill your partner in. 557 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:02,990 Sure. 558 00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:05,359 I'll shut him down, Harv. 559 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,530 Fuck else would you say, Dave? 560 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,740 Our top story this morning. 561 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:17,169 A devastating house fire in Crawford has left two dead. 562 00:47:17,170 --> 00:47:20,129 Authorities are still investigating the cause of the blaze. 563 00:47:20,130 --> 00:47:21,790 The fire, which broke out last night, 564 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,509 has drawn a heavy response from local fire departments 565 00:47:24,510 --> 00:47:27,009 and raised concerns for nearby residents. 566 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,510 Catherine Smith is on the scene. 567 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,599 - Thank you, Robert... - Six fucking jugs. 568 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,519 In the outskirts of Crawford, where this home behind me... 569 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,480 And you left your territory to do it. 570 00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:41,019 To the scene after receiving reports of a blaze, and firefighters... 571 00:47:41,020 --> 00:47:42,439 It's personal, my man. 572 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,230 Prevent the blaze from spreading. 573 00:48:26,990 --> 00:48:28,239 Just never know. 574 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:31,569 The Sandersons didn't know when they took their grandson 575 00:48:31,570 --> 00:48:36,329 into a hardware store after buying him a "stipachio" ice cream 576 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:41,790 that the boy and Mrs. Sanderson would never walk back out alive. 577 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:48,590 I'm gonna feel The sweet light of heaven 578 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,049 Shining down its light on me 579 00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:58,730 One sweet day One sweet day I will feel it 580 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,980 And before anyone could ever question the cause of the fire, 581 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:08,320 he would, as part of his job, declare it an accident. 582 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:10,820 A fault in the electrical. 583 00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:24,080 He would, as part of his job, declare it an accident. 584 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,590 A fault in the electrical. 585 00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:32,300 When I'm back on my feet again 586 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,850 When I'm back on my feet again 587 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:45,230 I'll walk proud down that street again 588 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:51,530 And they'll all look at me again 589 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:56,780 And they'll know that I'm strong 590 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:58,540 Oh 591 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:03,120 And I'm not gonna crawl 592 00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:18,640 Oh, my God. Someone call 911. 593 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,900 Did you see what happened? 594 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,490 Oh, my God. 594 00:50:36,305 --> 00:51:36,744 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-