"And Just Like That..." Happily Ever After

1 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,756 Wow! Oh, man. Quite a workout! 2 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,885 -Ooh! This is a nice surprise. -Yeah! 3 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:13,430 Wow, you finally... 4 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:15,723 got a rug. Why purple? 5 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,600 Why not purple? Whoa! 6 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,186 No reason at all. I like it. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,108 You keep talking like that and we're gonna get along just fine. 8 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,068 Man, can you believe I'm actually gonna be here 9 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,571 for more than two days? 10 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,366 Judging by the amount of luggage we're carrying, yes, I can. 11 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,326 What's in all this? 12 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:39,496 I've only ever seen you wear the same three blue shirts. 13 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,041 These are my guns and furs. 14 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,292 Okay. 15 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,419 How do you wanna handle this? 16 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,173 Should we just, you know, move your stuff to one side? 17 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,927 Oh, I'm kidding! Ah, ha, ha! 18 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,971 You should see your face right now. 19 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,891 Well, I don't like horror movies. 20 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,560 Your stuff can live in here. 21 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:07,066 House this big, I never thought I'd be in a second-class closet situation. 22 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,109 Then you haven't been paying attention. 23 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,694 This is the cat's room. 24 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,156 Oh. You're gonna love each other. 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:21,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 26 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,419 I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day. 27 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,797 Or... 28 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,510 week, or life. 29 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,972 I'm all yours till 7:30. 30 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:41,518 Then Duncan's giving me notes on my latest chapter. 31 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,770 Why do you need notes? You're perfect. 32 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:45,814 Again. 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,859 You keep talking like that... 34 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,782 Honey, how are you feeling? 35 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,327 Pretty good, considering my balls are as big as two bean bag chairs. 36 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:03,872 Well, they said it would take a while for the swelling to go down after the surgery. 37 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:07,000 Yeah, but five days I'm sittin' here with a bouncy house in my lap. 38 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:10,087 Hey, sweetheart, sweetheart, could you just take a quick look 39 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,672 and see if they're any smaller than yesterday? 40 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:12,965 Not right now. 41 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,134 Lisa's outside. She stopped by before work. 42 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,470 She wanted to say hello, if you're feeling up to it. 43 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,763 Sure. 44 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,433 Maybe don't mention the balls. 45 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,018 Easier said than done. 46 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,104 Mm. 47 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,605 -Oh, boy! -Okay! 48 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:30,859 The patient will see you now! 49 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,360 -Hey, you. How you doin'? -Hey! 50 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,611 Good. Good. 51 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,865 My oncologist, who has zero bedside manner, 52 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,825 -is very pleased. -Oh! 53 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,869 -He actually almost smiled. -Aw! 54 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,037 He said the surgery couldn't have gone better. 55 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:49,042 Thank God. Well, here. I brought you some macadamias from Hawaii. 56 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,837 The jumbo ones I love. 57 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,423 You brought me some big nuts? 58 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,092 -That seems appropriate. -Why's that? 59 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,928 Because he likes nuts. 60 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,180 -That's why. -Oh! Good. 61 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,015 Good to see ya. Feel better! 62 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,100 You! 63 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,685 I'm going to the gallery, I'll walk with you! 64 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,812 So, how are things going with the series? 65 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:11,441 Really well. I mean, maybe too well. 66 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,734 I had a sex dream about my editor last night. 67 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,236 It was very explicit, and I woke up very turned on. 68 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,614 Wow! What was the dream? 69 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,075 We were on a farm, and he was working for me. 70 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,494 -Like a farmhand? -It's unclear. 71 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,787 There were vegetables. 72 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:28,290 But why is this happening? 73 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:32,086 I have a really great sex life with my very sexy husband. 74 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:36,381 So, why is Marion ripping my bodice off on a farm? 75 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,258 Well, it's just a dream 76 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:40,677 and you're on a farm and you're wearing a bodice. 77 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:43,639 So, I don't really think you need to feel guilty about a dream. 78 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,390 Do you have sex dreams about other men? 79 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,642 -Yeah, occasionally. -Yeah? 80 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,018 Like ex-boyfriends, you know? 81 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,605 But it has nothing to do with reality because sometimes in those dreams, 82 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,940 I have short hair. 83 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,567 Well, full disclosure: 84 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:58,238 Sometimes I flirt with him while we're working. 85 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,117 I mean, it's nothing overtly sexual, but there's an unspoken energy between us, 86 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,494 and I feel it. 87 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,204 -Mm. -And I think he does too. 88 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,790 Well, isn't that what you want 89 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,500 when you're working with someone creatively? 90 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,002 Like, a connection? 91 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,046 Yes! 92 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,172 Thank you for saying that. 93 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,758 -You're right. -Right? 94 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,009 We're flirting while working. 95 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,303 -Yeah. -Yeah. We're "flirking." 96 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,640 Oh, that is so cute! "Flirking!" 97 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,184 Yeah. Do you flirk with anyone at the gallery? 98 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,728 Oh yeah, the cute young guys who hang the art. 99 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:35,857 All of us do. Oh, that reminds me. Tomorrow, the retrospective opens. 100 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,776 -Are you coming? -Yeah. I'm definitely coming. 101 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,737 This dude is coming a lot. 102 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:45,575 Well, the artist says exactly 3.4 centimeters of ejaculate. 103 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:47,703 I guess they came more in the '80s? 104 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,955 That looks good. That looks like the template. 105 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,707 Kai, are you ready? 106 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,000 Yes. 107 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,002 Good thing I have a master's in art history. 108 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,462 Ah. Why was this work so important? 109 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,965 Agreed. "Emperor's New Condom"? 110 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,049 Context, ladies. 111 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:03,802 This was created by a woman artist in the '80s, 112 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:07,055 a time pre-Lena Dunham when women were not celebrated 113 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,348 for being this messy. 114 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,850 Okay, done. 115 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,852 I hope someone took a photo of me holding the jizz bag 116 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,603 to send to my surgeon parents. 117 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,856 Ooh. The template says six inches 118 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,399 from where the naked model will be, 119 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,526 but I feel like that looks more like four. 120 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,154 Girl, you are singing my song. 121 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,864 Oh! Oh, God. 122 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,992 -Kai, can I have your hand? -Are you okay? 123 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:31,455 I feel... I think... I think my vertigo is back. Oh, no. 124 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,334 I didn't think vertigo was real. You know, like Epstein-Barr. 125 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,418 Oh, it's a real thing. 126 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,921 I had it last year. I had to take to my bed. 127 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,340 I'm okay. It's subsiding. 128 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,799 Are you sure? 129 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:47,262 Because if you need to lie down, there's room next to the used condom. 130 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,432 I would sooner die. 131 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,143 Hi! 132 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,228 I didn't expect to see you today. 133 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:58,065 -And you brought a suitcase. -It's my emotional baggage. 134 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,983 Come on in. 135 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:02,027 I was in the car on the way back from the airport, 136 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,488 and I thought, "Why not stop and see 137 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,741 that amazing Miranda person for a kiss and a quick drink?" 138 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,826 Oh! 139 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,248 There's the kiss. Now, for the drink. 140 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,125 How was Montreal? 141 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,002 A little bit chilly, but lovely. 142 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:23,090 Now, this is Ungava gin, 143 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,592 a personal favorite of mine and impossible to find 144 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,303 without crossing the Canadian border. 145 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,222 -And I would like to leave it here. -Ah! 146 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,640 I should point out, that's a big step. 147 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,600 I've never left gin at a girlfriend's place before. 148 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:36,436 -Sure. -Do you have tonic? 149 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,314 No. No, I don't. 150 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,943 Oh, my God, you don't drink. I forgot. Oh, forgive me. 151 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,362 No, no, no. Don't be silly. 152 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:51,076 Of course, you can leave your gin here. I'm flattered I'm your first. 153 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,245 Are you sure? 154 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,246 So sure. 155 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,582 It's not a big deal. I'm just not drinking now. 156 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,626 Anyway, always hated gin. 157 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,129 Okay, good. All the more for me. 158 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,423 Funny how life works out sometimes. 159 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,298 You want some ice? 160 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,801 -Yes, please. -Okay! 161 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,354 Oh, my gosh. 162 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,857 It's 7:20. 163 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,151 7:20, morning or evening? 164 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,361 Evening. 165 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,947 Oh, that was a good nap. 166 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:37,581 I got ten minutes to get myself together and go downstairs. 167 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,249 For what? 168 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,252 Our writing session. 169 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,006 -Oh, right. -Mm. 170 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,549 How long you gonna be gone? An hour? 171 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,052 Oh, gosh. Longer. 172 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,180 How much longer? 173 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,515 Mm... 174 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:58,268 Hours? I don't know. 175 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,897 -Takes time. -Okay, got it. 176 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,941 Hey, what do ya got to eat? 177 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,902 Not a lot. I was gonna go to the market earlier 178 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,488 but we spent the afternoon doing other things! 179 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,782 -Worth it! -Hey, you know what? 180 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,453 Why don't you go to that place down the block that we love? 181 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,414 -Oh, man. -What's wrong? 182 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:20,708 Oh. 183 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:22,960 Nothing from Wyatt. 184 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,214 Not even a reply to the five texts I sent him. 185 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,592 No surprise there, I just... 186 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:32,803 I thought he, you know... 187 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,055 I don't know what I thought. 188 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,641 Okay, what's going on? 189 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,560 Just he... Go. We can talk about it later. 190 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:42,104 Talk about what later? 191 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:48,777 When he came back from Outward Bound, 192 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,572 he announced that from now on, he wanted to live with Kathy. 193 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,699 Yeah. 194 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,201 The fuck did I do? 195 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,497 Well, what does that mean, "From now on"? 196 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,583 It means from now on, he's there. 197 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,128 I mean, Homer, he's at his cousins' for a month, 198 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:10,216 and I'm sittin' down there alone. 199 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,552 And I thought, 200 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:17,514 "Fuck, I don't have to be here. I got a life in New York." 201 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:20,809 So, I threw my shit into bags and I left. 202 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,688 So, that's why you can be here for more than two days. 203 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:29,944 Why did he decide to move into Kathy's, do you think? 204 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,029 Oh, he loves her more. 205 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,948 Don't say that. 206 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,367 Then, I... 207 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,452 I don't know. I don't fucking know. 208 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,871 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 209 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,416 It would ruin our afternoon. 210 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,710 How'd I wind up the bad guy? 211 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,963 Alright, I'm gonna cancel with Duncan, and then we go to dinner. 212 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,048 No... 213 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,427 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 214 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,637 I'll text him now. 215 00:09:58,848 --> 00:09:59,849 Okay. 216 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,152 I'm close. Are... 217 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,362 -Go on. -Are you? 218 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:15,071 Go. 219 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,117 Go, baby. Go. 220 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,875 Oh, my God! 221 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:39,930 Wow. 222 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,856 What is happening here? 223 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,777 -We're laughing. -Wha... 224 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,821 I've never laughed after sex. Have you? 225 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,407 Only when I'm alone. 226 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,040 Who are you? 227 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,709 -Oh, I'm Adam, nice to meet you. -Mm-hmm. Mm. 228 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,253 Did you come? 229 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,922 Not yet. 230 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,507 But... 231 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,967 I have all night. 232 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,182 Oh! 233 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,395 Ah, yes! 234 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,271 -Oh! Oh! -Ooh! 235 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,648 Mm. 236 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,734 -Oh, that was good. -Mm. 237 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,431 What the... 238 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,725 Good morning. 239 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,563 You're just so damn sexy. 240 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,106 I am? 241 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,191 Mm. 242 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,153 I want you inside me. 243 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,448 -Mm. -Before coffee? 244 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,159 Oh. 245 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,539 You're so hot. 246 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,623 Is it my birthday? 247 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,041 Put it in me. 248 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:35,253 Okay, babe... baby, baby. Baby. 249 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,756 -Hmm? -I kinda gotta pee. 250 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,675 Can I go pee? I'll be right back. 251 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,302 -Okay. -It's just... it's early, you know? 252 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,846 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 253 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,890 Okay, look... 254 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,602 I'm hot, right? 255 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,896 Mm. 256 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,272 -Hold that thought. -Holding. 257 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,649 I'll be right back. 258 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,569 Be right back. 259 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,657 Ooh. 260 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,251 Hey, baby, can we add toilet paper to the shopping list? 261 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:20,131 And we gotta get Gabby's favorite seltzer thing. 262 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,009 She won't stop talking about it. 263 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,345 I'll go after work. 264 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,276 Mm. 265 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,534 Mm. I love papaya. 266 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:51,247 And the hardest thing is to try to find one that's ripe. But this... 267 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,124 This one's perfect. 268 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,670 Would you like some? 269 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,673 I'm fine. I'm fine with my usual everyday kale salad, 270 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,551 no croutons, dressing on the side. 271 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,971 Yeah, I just couldn't bring myself to order another boring salad. 272 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,682 Not that your salad's boring, I just... 273 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,226 wanted something different. 274 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,353 -You ever just want something different? -Nope. 275 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,688 -Never? -No. 276 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,983 -Okay. -I'm fine with what I have. 277 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,201 You know, I was thinking about you last night. 278 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,489 -You were? -About you and me. 279 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,411 What were you thinking about you and me? 280 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,914 Just how we're always in here together. 281 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,499 -Yeah. -Talking about how we're gonna get 282 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,334 Michelle Obama to do your series. 283 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,796 Yeah. Oh yeah, we are always in here talking. 284 00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,215 -Uh-huh. -Just talking. 285 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,593 And I think that you should come with me to a screening 286 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,428 of Naima Ramos' new doc. 287 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,472 No, definitely not. I'm busy. 288 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,933 Okay, but I never told you when it was, so... 289 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,185 Oh, right, sure, sorry. It's just that most nights, 290 00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,064 I'm really busy, or with my children. 291 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,942 -Yeah. -But when is it? 292 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,485 Tonight, at 7:00. 293 00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,989 Oh, well then, definitely not. 294 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,075 'Cause I have my friend's gallery opening. 295 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,036 And it wouldn't be right if I went to a movie with you. 296 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,412 Hey, hey, hey, you know. 297 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:19,334 Meaning, I made a promise to her. I made a promise. 298 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,755 I get that. It's just that her new project's being produced by the Obamas 299 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,715 and they're gonna have one of their development executives there. 300 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:30,888 And I know her, and I would love to introduce you two. 301 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,973 Wow. 302 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,437 -Hi. -Mommy! 303 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,814 Don't hate me. I have to go right back out. 304 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,982 I have a work thing. 305 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,233 Weren't we supposed to go to dinner, 306 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,818 and then go to Charlotte's gallery opening? 307 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,320 Yes, but now I have a work thing. 308 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,656 Wow. Choosing work over... 309 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,283 You? I am not choosing work over you. 310 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,036 -Why would you even say that? -I wouldn't. 311 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,497 I was talking about Charlotte. 312 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,582 Oh... 313 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,126 Yeah. I already feel bad, don't make me feel worse. 314 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,586 Did you get my pink seltzer? 315 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,590 No, baby. I didn't have time. 316 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,300 I have a work thing. 317 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,678 A movie that Mommy has to see. 318 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,472 -Why? -That's a good question, Gabby. 319 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,890 Yeah, why? 320 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,976 What does that even mean? 321 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,603 I'm just asking a question. 322 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:23,064 To trap someone from the Obamas' production company 323 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,733 into talking to Michelle about being in my series. 324 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,151 And that's an answer. 325 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,737 It's a work thing. I'm not even changing clothes. 326 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,365 That's how much I don't even care about looking good tonight. 327 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,909 -Any more questions? -What about my pink seltzer? 328 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,285 I'll get some tomorrow, because tonight... 329 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,413 -You have a work thing. -Yeah. 330 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,957 -Mm, I love you. -Love you. 331 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,960 -Ooh, and I love you, too! -Enjoy your work thing. 332 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:48,298 Hey. What's better for tonight? Number one or two? 333 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,803 I think blue shirt number one is perfect for dinner and an art opening. 334 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,846 Blue shirt number one it is. 335 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,307 Seriously, what's in all the bags? 336 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,809 Oh, tube socks. 337 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,019 And? 338 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,479 More tube socks. 339 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,567 -Permission to cross the border? -Mm-mm. 340 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,403 Permission denied. 341 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,866 Hey, why don't we invite Dunkin' Donuts 342 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,410 -to dinner with us tonight? -And why would we do that? 343 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,871 -Be neighborly. -Mm-mm. I don't think so. 344 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,372 It's not that kind of neighborhood. 345 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,958 Well, we're living in the same house, and I don't even know him. 346 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,794 Yeah, I don't even know him. 347 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,048 Really. I know nothing about him. It's just... 348 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,508 it's just all about our books. 349 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,718 You know nothin' about him? 350 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,804 That's right. We just talk about work. 351 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,514 Hmm. I find that hard to believe. 352 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,850 -Well, believe it. -So, what? 353 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,560 You two just sit there and look at each other 354 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,228 and say, what, "Page 22 sucks"? 355 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:48,024 That's exactly right. "Page 22 sucks." That is our... 356 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,026 That is our relationship in a nutshell. 357 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,195 And I would prefer to keep it that way, so please, 358 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:56,157 please, no... no "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" needed, really. 359 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,368 Alright? So, put on blue shirt number two and let's get a move on. 360 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,662 You just said blue shirt number one. 361 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,207 I changed my mind. 362 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,625 How we doin' on time? 363 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,026 -Oh, the gallery's just around the corner. -Thank you, sir. 364 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,800 Oh, my God! 365 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,889 Did that just happen? 366 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,017 I thought I'd seen everything. <i>Now,</i> I've seen everything. 367 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,353 I've seen people clip their toenails on the subway. 368 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,939 I've even seen a woman squat to pee on 6th Avenue, but that... 369 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,774 at least those are basic necessities. 370 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,901 So is deodorant, you could argue. 371 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,611 Well, you could. 372 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,531 But I wouldn't, 'cause I never touch the stuff. 373 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,283 Hmm? You don't use deodorant? 374 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,954 Nope. I don't believe in it. Yeah, I use a rock crystal. 375 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,957 Mm-hmm. Baking soda free. 376 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,416 Not tested on animals, it's unscented, 377 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,210 -all natural ingredients. -Oh, God. 378 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,671 I can't be with someone who says stuff like that. 379 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,840 You should've told me about this crystal shit 380 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,258 before we even got involved. 381 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,970 Okay, well, you tell me. How do I smell? 382 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,055 Yeah, good, right? 383 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,641 And, you know, last night, 384 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,185 when I was all up in your armpit business... 385 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,022 -Oh, my God. -Look, I loved it. 386 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,515 But I was tasting you with a side of aluminum zirconium. 387 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,070 But that... which is cool, if that's your thing. 388 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:19,949 It's definitely my thing. I would die without it. 389 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,535 Wow, sounds like you have a complicated relationship with your roll-on. 390 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:24,787 It's not complicated at all. We love each other. 391 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:28,749 I actually have a little travel size in my purse right now. 392 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,334 And I'm not traveling. 393 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,629 -Here you go, Mr. Karma. -Mm. 394 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,590 Thank you. 395 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,216 -Your last name is Karma? -Mm-hmm. 396 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,552 Yeah, my mother legally changed our name in seventh grade. 397 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,888 She wanted my sister and me to always remember 398 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,599 what's most important. 399 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,685 -Your name is Adam Karma? -Mm-hmm. 400 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,105 You should have told me about that earlier as well. 401 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,942 See this? 402 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,613 {\an8}This would be my life if I stopped wearing deodorant. 403 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,449 {\an8}And this would be a bad thing? 404 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,534 {\an8}Aidan? You wear deodorant, right? 405 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,038 {\an8}Oh yeah. I rock a classic Speed Stick. 406 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,875 Yep, I knew I smelled my seventh-grade J.V. coach. 407 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,419 See, here's the thing. I'm not digging in a garden all day. 408 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,588 You're supposed to smell a little funky. 409 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,424 -I do bring the funk. Yeah. -I'm from the business world. 410 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,968 I'm supposed to smell a little... 411 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,470 Not human? 412 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,846 -Exactly. -Yeah. 413 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,140 Hey, bro, when you're digging around that garden, 414 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:29,061 you must have met the cat who lives under Carrie. 415 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,812 What's he like? 416 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,942 He's a meanie. 417 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,362 And what do <i>you</i> know about him? 418 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,239 Total meanie. 419 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,574 Hm. 420 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,661 "I've spent my entire adult life 421 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,122 "haunted by the illusive concept of Happiness. 422 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:54,293 "Is Happiness a myth? A gift? A skill to master? 423 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,507 "Welcome to my version of Happily Ever After." Hmm. 424 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:03,719 So, happiness is an iPad and a cleaning lady? 425 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,055 I totally concur. 426 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,849 I think it's interesting. You know, the different versions 427 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,726 -of us as we evolve. -Mm-hmm. 428 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:15,147 I mean, just look at us now, compared to, say, the '80s. 429 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:19,026 {\an8}I mean, think about the things we let go of, 430 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,569 {\an8}and the things we hold on to. 431 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,823 Oh, my gosh, case in point: this belt. 432 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,866 Got it in 1989 at Charivari... 433 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,869 -Aw. Aw. -...on 72nd Street. 434 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,454 Forget the '80s. 435 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,458 Look at me now versus me last year. I'm in totally different head space. 436 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,253 -That's true. -Like, Joy asked 437 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,839 if she could leave a bottle of gin at my house. 438 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,882 And it got me thinking maybe... 439 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,551 and bear with me, don't go off the deep end. 440 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,719 -Mm-hmm? -Okay? 441 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:50,142 Maybe I'm not an alcoholic. Maybe I'm just alcohol-ish? 442 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,061 I am not familiar with that term. 443 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,440 Well, looking back, and you guys have known me forever, 444 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,317 I haven't always been an alcoholic. 445 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,693 -True. -Okay. 446 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:04,238 And I think the main reason I started drinking so much 447 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:08,159 was that I was unhappy in my marriage, my career. 448 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,370 I was questioning my sexuality. 449 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:14,874 Yeah, well, I understand questioning your sexuality 450 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:19,379 but questioning your alcoholism...? 451 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,298 Well, I'm just thinking that maybe I over corrected. 452 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,719 Maybe I'm the kind of person who occasionally enjoys a cocktail 453 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,555 with her girlfriend at the end of the day. 454 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,433 Well, hey, listen. 455 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:36,188 You know way more about this topic than either of us, but... 456 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,066 So, are you saying that you've never discussed 457 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,109 any of this with Joy? 458 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:46,238 I mean, she knows I don't drink, obviously. 459 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,867 But right now, things with us are so 460 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,119 easy and fun. 461 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,122 Sitting her down to say... 462 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:59,502 "Joy, I have an announcement. I'm an alcoholic..." 463 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,837 ...just seems like it would be such a buzz kill. 464 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:05,341 Well, you know, maybe don't use that voice. 465 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,426 I'm having fun. 466 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,971 Do I have to be defined by my darkest chapter? 467 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:15,518 But you've worked so hard to get here. Maybe Joy could handle knowing that. 468 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,730 Yeah. But it's so not sexy. 469 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:21,607 Oh, my God. 470 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,651 -Oh, my God, here it comes again. -Oh, whoa. 471 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:25,986 Oh, the whole... oh, the whole room's spinning, 472 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,029 it's definitely... 473 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,989 -Oh, my God. -Oh. Yep. 474 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,826 -My vertigo is definitely back. -Oh. 475 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,036 -I'm just gonna go over here, and... -Okay. 476 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,080 And sit down and do that Epley maneuver thing. 477 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,456 -Yeah, yeah. -Oh, oh, oh. 478 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:39,166 -Let's just go slow. Go slow. -I got you. You're okay. 479 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:43,254 This show's primary goal is to raise my gallery's presence on TikTok. 480 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,256 Sadly, that's where the art business is. 481 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:51,680 Ugh! Do you have any of the queer masters? A Haring? A Basquiat? 482 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,390 Yes, I do. 483 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,308 Something large-scale, for my son? 484 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,643 I have large-scale. 485 00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:01,063 Mama, my bedroom is small. I don't have room for large-scale. 486 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,606 I also have medium-scale. 487 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,484 Yesterday, I looked at a few lofts for you. 488 00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,153 I also have Warhol and Hockney. 489 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,822 I don't need a loft. My apartment is fine. 490 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,323 Besides, I'm never there. 491 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,409 I sleep most nights at Anthony's apartment. 492 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,661 Yes. Small and old. 493 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,121 You've never been there. 494 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,124 I wasn't talking about the apartment. 495 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,922 I speak a little Italian, and I did catch, "you love him." 496 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:28,924 Love who? Warhol or Hockney? 497 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:31,093 Anthony. I love Anthony. 498 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:35,515 Well, that brings the total number of naked women I've seen in bed to one. 499 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:40,436 Oh, Mark, take me away from all this nonsense. 500 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:43,481 Show me something substantial that will last. 501 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,816 I hear you, Gianna. 502 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,485 I swear, she wants me dead. 503 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:51,447 I was followed by a car last night. I had to duck into a bodega. 504 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:53,157 I'm pretty sure it was a failed mob hit. 505 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,700 She's not trying to have you killed. 506 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:58,913 Well, maybe not me, but she is definitely trying to kill our relationship. 507 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,665 What does that woman have against me? She doesn't even know me. 508 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:05,294 So, stop imagining you're a marked man, and let her meet you. 509 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,880 Invite her to your home. Cook for her. 510 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,592 Cook for her? Yes! 511 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,843 I'm undeniable in the kitchen! 512 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,095 Just the two of you. 513 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,850 Just the two of us. 514 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,809 {\an8}What are you thinking? 515 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:24,522 {\an8}I'm thinking, what is that woman lying face down thinking? 516 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,441 "Beats working in Starbucks." 517 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,318 I'm gonna go to the loo. Hold this. 518 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,403 Okay. 519 00:25:34,866 --> 00:25:35,824 What did I say? 520 00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,035 -Hello there. -Hello! 521 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,914 No, Miranda, no, no. Oh no. 522 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:45,125 Miranda! Don't! 523 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,253 Oh. 524 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,255 Oh! 525 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,006 -What the fuck? -Oh, my God! 526 00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:54,134 Oh! Oh, I am so sorry. I have vertigo. 527 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,470 Is that even a real thing? 528 00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,556 -Yes, it's a real thing! -Here, hon. 529 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,765 Up, up, up, up. 530 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:00,975 -You okay? -Oh, God, yeah. 531 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,142 Oh, my God. 532 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,728 -Oh! Oh, sweetie. -Ugh. 533 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,982 Yeah, definitely too much cum. 534 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,902 Ugh! Oh, yuck! 535 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:16,116 <i>When we played together, it was electric.</i> 536 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,952 <i>She and her piano.</i> 537 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,870 <i>Me and my horn.</i> 538 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,956 Hmm. 539 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,500 <i>The vibe between us was magnetic.</i> 540 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,544 -I have to leave. -Wait, what? 541 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,255 Oh no, but what... what about Michelle Obama? 542 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,425 I have kids, they need seltzer. 543 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,968 What? 544 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,012 Okay, okay. Yeah. 545 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,473 <i>It's like I knew what she was doing right before she did it.</i> 546 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,517 <i>We were undeniable together.</i> 547 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,686 -Oh, I... yeah. Excuse me. -Mm-hmm. 548 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,771 Ow! That's my foot. 549 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,357 So sorry. 550 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,483 <i>Is everything okay?</i> 551 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,320 It's gone past "flirking," Charlotte. 552 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,529 It's now flirting! 553 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,198 What does that mean? 554 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:02,661 Did, did he... oh. Did he make a pass at you? 555 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:06,541 His leg touched my leg, and not at work. 556 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,086 <i>I played with fire! I feel like the worst wife and mother.</i> 557 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,755 Hold on. 558 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,164 Oh, my God, it's him. He's calling me. What should I do? 559 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,387 I don't know. Answer it. 560 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:22,723 <i>You didn't do anything wrong.</i> 561 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,559 I love you, and good luck. 562 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,479 Okay, bye. 563 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,816 Hi, Marion. It's not a good time. 564 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:35,569 Lisa, I'm with Terry Kirk right now from Higher Ground. 565 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:39,324 <i>She's disappointed you had to leave, but I'm gonna hand the phone to her now.</i> 566 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,661 Lisa, hello. Terry Kirk. 567 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,164 <i>Marion has been talking my ear off about your new project.</i> 568 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,416 Tell me about it. 569 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,878 Hi, Terry. Yes, it's a ten-part docuseries about 570 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:57,174 <i>Black women trailblazers who made historic firsts, like...</i> 571 00:27:57,175 --> 00:28:00,594 <i>I can't believe I came on "Bi-Bingo" and got stuck with a dud!</i> 572 00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:02,972 <i>And she knew exactly what she was giving me.</i> 573 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,351 <i>Jodi, if you're fucking watching this, you're a dumb bitch.</i> 574 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,939 <i>I don't care. And you look bad in yellow. I'm sorry.</i> 575 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,192 <i>-Obviously, it was very steamy and sexual. -Mm. Me too.</i> 576 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,486 <i>I just, like, don't know what Jodi could be bringing</i> 577 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,489 <i>that I'm not giving, 'cause I feel like I'm...</i> 578 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:23,242 como se dice, <i>"the full package," you know?</i> 579 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,704 <i>Jodi brings flexibility.</i> 580 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,542 <i>Okay. So, maybe...</i> 581 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,795 <i>I will be playing Bingo with someone else tonight,</i> 582 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,632 <i>just because, like, you know, like, I want you to be able to experience</i> 583 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,719 <i>whatever the hell you're telling me.</i> 584 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,804 <i>And I, like, really don't want any personal, so...</i> 585 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:48,183 <i>There's no need to... I mean, I still want to Bingo with you.</i> 586 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:51,229 <i>Right. Like, I'm, like... not in the options.</i> 587 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,191 <i>I'm definitely in love with Emily.</i> 588 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:59,696 <i>We have gone through so much together.</i> 589 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,240 <i>It's really intense.</i> 590 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:08,079 <i>But the sex with Jodi is insane, like, all of it.</i> 591 00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:11,499 <i>Wow, what do you like about Jodi?</i> 592 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,961 <i>Jodi just brings this energy where you don't know</i> 593 00:29:15,962 --> 00:29:20,550 <i>if you're gonna get your hair pulled or your hamstring pulled. It's like...</i> 594 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:25,804 <i>So, she does this thing where she likes to take some bling,</i> 595 00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:30,934 <i>and I, honestly, I'm not here for it. You know what I mean?</i> 596 00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:36,940 <i>Like, we can get it on, or you can go. That's it, so it's one of the two, Amber.</i> 597 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,193 <i>It's not both. I wasn't ready...</i> 598 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,069 <i>You know what, you know what, you know what?</i> 599 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:43,572 <i>It's okay. I...</i> 600 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,200 <i>like, so what that we weren't each other's first choice.</i> 601 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:51,497 <i>I think that, in the end, we picked each other.</i> 602 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,749 <i>And I mean, that's what happens in life, right?</i> 603 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,876 <i>You move through it.</i> 604 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:58,420 <i>-I mean... -But who the fuck was your first?</i> 605 00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:00,964 <i>It was Jodi. It was Jodi.</i> 606 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,801 <i>I have to be honest.</i> 607 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,511 <i>It just...</i> 608 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,598 <i>I mean, it's hard. Like, being in this house...</i> 609 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:24,279 <i>After what seemed like forever,</i> 610 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,783 <i>the woman felt happiness had arrived at her doorstep.</i> 611 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,994 <i>Remarkably and quite unexpected,</i> 612 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:35,666 <i>like a magnificent red bird which suddenly appears in the garden.</i> 613 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:39,587 <i>You hold your breath and remain very still.</i> 614 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,341 <i>Not wanting it to fly away again.</i> 614 00:30:44,305 --> 00:31:44,594 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm