"De bedste ar" Shotfall

1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,080 - Wow! Has Mom seen them? - Yes, she was very impressed. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,160 If the stone got bigger, it would be too hard to carry around. 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,560 I mean, it would be too heavy because it's so wild. 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,520 - What about you? Will you never get married? - No. 5 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,080 We've talked about how the greatest thing you can experience is having children. 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:27,520 That's how we feel too. That's why we want to get married now - 7 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,680 - so you can fully enjoy it and have children afterwards. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,400 Yeah... I guess I just have trouble seeing myself in that. 9 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:37,320 There's something a bit too formal or... 10 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,520 That thing about the woman being given away feels a bit old-fashioned. 11 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:47,800 - Isn't it what you make of it? - Sorry. That came out wrong. 12 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:54,040 I'm really happy for you guys. I have no opinions about it. 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,760 But you did want to get married when you were little, right? 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:05,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 15 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,160 - Here's something cold for the palate. - How delicious! 16 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,400 - This place is awesome now. - Thanks. 17 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,920 It's also my best advice for you regarding your renovation. 18 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,320 - What is it? - Get away. 19 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:47,000 Get out of the country. I know some great places in the Emirates. 20 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,720 You don't want to wake up to a wrecked kitchen every single day. 21 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,520 But the Emirates and I aren't exactly best friends, but sure. 22 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:01,080 Dubai isn't a bad place. Their view of women has gotten much better too. 23 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:04,560 - Wow! This looks great too. - Yeah, right? 24 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:09,640 - It's the world's best coffee machine. - Isn't that the one we want too? 25 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,760 - We're also getting our kitchen done. - Seriously, get a faucet like this. 26 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:17,000 It's boiling water and sparkling water combined in one. 27 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:23,280 - Check this out. It's my new book. - What? You wrote a book? 28 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:28,560 I didn't feel I could just sit around looking at seashells. 29 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:33,000 Tone it down, boys! They're never usually like this. 30 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,040 "The Big Orgasm Book". 31 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:39,400 I've collected lots of stories about women who don't orgasm. 32 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,480 So you wrote a book with stories from Instagram? 33 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,640 Yes, to highlight this, which is a really important issue. 34 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,760 - On par with climate importance. - Babe, it's fucking important. 35 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaking of important, Mathias. I need to show you my new investment. 36 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,840 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah, you'll love it. 37 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:04,600 - Okay. That's amazing. - Feel that. 38 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,800 - Yeah, it's 15 degrees. - Yeah, it's fucking legendary. 39 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,160 - It's actually my best advice. - Okay? 40 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,160 Wine fridge, wine fridge, wine fridge. 41 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,720 People who spend money on wine won't get the right temperature. 42 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,840 You get so surprised sometimes. 43 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,800 There's a book reception for the book. It would be so cool if you came. 44 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:31,440 - We'd love to. - And you're all coming or...? 45 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,040 - Yeah, right? - The kids too? Are they coming? 46 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,280 - Can't we? - Yeah, yeah. It's totally cool. 47 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,400 - But? - No, there's no but. 48 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,560 It was just... What do you think they should wear? 49 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,520 I'm trying to make a nice event - 50 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,880 - so maybe it's about them not wearing Hulk-like clothes. 51 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,600 It's more that I want the aesthetic to match. 52 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:03,400 I know the woman who owns BenneBambini. 53 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,480 But... that's not... 54 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,480 That's not Svend's own clothes. Wait, did you think it was? 55 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,160 No, it's just something they put on him at daycare - 56 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,160 - because he wet himself... or jumped in puddles. 57 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:21,120 I would never take him to a book reception in that. 58 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,240 Hey! That's a crazy expensive vase. You can't just kick it! 59 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,400 - No, but you didn't know, honey. - Hey, you drew on the book. 60 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:35,200 60 seconds is the highest second in the world. 61 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,200 - I wouldn't trade. - No. 62 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:50,960 I actually wouldn't. We're also in the process of getting our kitchen done. 63 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,400 It's also nice to see what you *can* get done - 64 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,120 - and what you *don't* feel like getting done. 65 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,240 - That wasn't my style either. - It got a bit cold-looking. 66 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:05,440 - Where was the home? - It's like being in a hotel. 67 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,680 - It's not even cozy. - You don't need all that space. 68 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,000 - No, but it's just so... - No. 69 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,240 - I don't think we're missing anything. - Nah... 70 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:48,040 There. This is also the last time I'm your tech support. 71 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,240 - Can I call from it now? - Just press there. 72 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,560 It could also help if you bothered to update it a bit sooner. 73 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,440 Honestly, it's because I can't deal with that stuff. 74 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,600 Every time Apple updates their system, a new mountain appears. 75 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,400 - And you fucking hate mountains? - No, no. 76 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,120 But it becomes a reminder that I'll never get to experience one. 77 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,840 I don't experience shit. 78 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,320 You need to practice that. I got drunk the day before yesterday - 79 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:20,040 - and yesterday Cecilie took the kids, and I snuck off to the movies. 80 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,720 I can't handle that, but I will say - 81 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,680 - that it's more than just a movie trip. That's the thing. Experiencing real stuff. 82 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:34,280 - You sound sexually frustrated. - I am 100%. What is it? 83 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,080 Then you start craving all sorts of adventures... on a mountain. 84 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,840 - You want to fuck. You just need to fuck. - Yes please. 85 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,760 That's not exactly within reach, but great! 86 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:54,280 Then maybe I have something else for you. OnlyFans. Live chat with porn stars. 87 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:59,960 - That seems very adultery-like. - It's not adultery at all. 88 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,400 - I'm not doing that. - You can just check it out. Okay. 89 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,920 It's faded and washed out. 90 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,200 Can you turn this crap off? I can't turn it off or turn it down. 91 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,960 It's broken. You have to like... 92 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,320 - You need to get your nail under it. - Okay. Shit, man! 93 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,640 I had a meeting with the Kitchen Carpenter today. 94 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,840 He was so cool to talk to. Our kitchen has so many possibilities. 95 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,680 I just think we need to check - 96 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,960 - what's in our savings and figure out our budget. 97 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:46,520 But it's about getting started. Imagine having an espresso machine. 98 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,520 We also need to dream a little. That's part of it too. 99 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,600 But we should dream. We totally should dream. 100 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,680 I also think maybe we should relax a bit. 101 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,760 - Not now, right? - Yeah, yeah. 102 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:05,840 I really need to sort out the boys' clothes. 103 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,720 I think I need to go to a BenneBambini warehouse sale - 104 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,160 - to find some clothes for Svend tomorrow before the reception. 105 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:18,000 - I've also got so much work. - I'm busy too. 106 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,400 I'll sit and work for a bit. 107 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,400 - Who buys this crap? - Your mom does. 108 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:27,320 I have to go to that warehouse sale. 109 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:39,000 Mr. Mathias? Are you still there? 110 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:44,320 Babe, I want to show you something. Just for you. 111 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:02,040 - Hi, Svend! And Svend's mom. - Hi. 112 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:06,560 Svend's group isn't here today. They're on a trip to Trollemosen. 113 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:09,840 - It's actually on Aula. - Love Aula! 114 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,800 Can't he just go to another group instead? 115 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,920 He can go to the morning group, but there's so much pinworm there. 116 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,960 I don't know if you want to bring that home. 117 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,560 - No... - No. 118 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,000 Svend, we're going shopping, okay? We'll have a cozy day. 119 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:31,280 Mathias will do most of the talking because he's been handling the numbers. 120 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,800 - Why don't you just do it from here? - Yeah, I will. Like this. Great! 121 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:40,000 It works. We just need to get the Aarhus department on. 122 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,960 There's pretty good feedback in the provinces. 123 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:47,680 A gas station says they sold more Kapow than gas in Q1 and Q2. 124 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:51,680 There we go! We just need to... Hello! 125 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,720 My name is Sabina. I'm calling from Nordea regarding your bank accounts. 126 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,400 Oh, okay. Sorry! I'm right in the middle of a meeting. 127 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:03,960 It will just take a moment. There are several withdrawals from two of your accounts. 128 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,240 I need to confirm that you made them. 129 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,360 Yes, but can it wait? 130 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,080 900 dollars were withdrawn from a store called OnlyFans. 131 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:18,720 Sorry. OnlyFans. That's how you pronounce it. Does that ring a bell? 132 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,160 - Sorry, hello? - What the hell is happening? 133 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,280 - It's some kind of porn service. - Mathias? 134 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:31,040 There's confidentiality here, so you can safely... 135 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:37,680 Our system flags it because the amounts are withdrawn in the US, and often many... 136 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,880 Good. 137 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,680 Yeah, sorry. Oh, how annoying! 138 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:54,280 Wow, so many nice things! Svend, look at these. Isn't that cool? 139 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:58,000 I'd rather have clothes with colors and superheroes. 140 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,800 That's what superheroes wear on their days off. Let's try this, honey. Come on. 141 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,720 - But 7000? Is it really that much? - Yes, it's 7000. 142 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:11,600 I just need to confirm it's you, so we can get the accounts sorted. 143 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,200 What if it's not me? What then? 144 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,320 Then it's a different matter. Then it's fraud. 145 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:22,320 Then we need to file a dispute and try to get the money back. 146 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,960 - But it's not that. - Sorry, what? 147 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,480 - It's not me. - It's not you? 148 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,640 My wallet must have been stolen. 149 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,520 Okay. Well. Then I'll need to block all your cards. 150 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,040 You have to do that. No more should be withdrawn. 151 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,360 No, it shouldn't. 152 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,360 I had a hard time choosing because there was so much nice stuff. 153 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,920 Thank you so much. You look really smart too. 154 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,120 - Whoa, it says declined. - Oh? 155 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:58,680 Well, that's strange. You guys can just come over meanwhile. 156 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,800 Hey, honey. I'm just about to pay for something. 157 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,280 Honey, our card's been blocked. 158 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,800 - What? I don't understand. - My wallet was stolen. 159 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,120 Someone tried to use our card abroad. 160 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,400 - Are all cards blocked? - Yes. 161 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:19,360 For fuck's sake! I'm at BenneBambini about to pay. 162 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:26,720 - When was your wallet stolen? - I'll run, honey. Bye, bye. 163 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,720 - Is it a small christening? - Yes. 164 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:35,960 I'll just hang it back. We'll come back again. 165 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,720 Come on, honey. 166 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,520 - When are you having it? - On Saturday. 167 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,960 Can you buckle up? 168 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,640 Can't you remember when you last had it? 169 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:14,480 No, because you mostly use your phone to pay. 170 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:19,920 - That seems weird. - Well... yeah. It got nicked. 171 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,200 Then you need a new driver's license and health card and all that. 172 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,960 Yes. 173 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:30,120 - How much was withdrawn? - 950. 174 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,120 - That's nothing. - No, but it's dollars. 175 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,520 - Dollars? - Yes, it was withdrawn abroad. 176 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,960 - Where was it withdrawn from? - Don't know. Can't see it. 177 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,520 - You can see it on the account. - It just says gibberish. 178 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,120 - You can always see... - No. Aren't we busy? 179 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,880 We're kind of busy right now. 180 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,480 Wow, he got cool clothes. You look great, honey. 181 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:59,960 - I'll find a shirt for Finn. - I'll transfer from savings. 182 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,360 - Do you have the Sparekassen card? - From our savings? 183 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:07,680 Just until we get them back. If we do. It's become a case now. 184 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,440 I can just do it. I have the account number. 185 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,320 - It's *my* wallet that was stolen. - Weird argument. Let me. 186 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:19,080 - I have the account number. - Yeah, but I'm logged in. 187 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,320 - Whoa. - Oh no. Is it hacked too? 188 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,680 - What is it? - At Christmas it was over 100,000. 189 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:36,200 Now it's 26,400. What the hell happened? What's been withdrawn? 190 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:41,760 "Louise, loan: 4000. Louise, loan: 1200. Louise, loan: 1600." 191 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:47,240 - "Louise, loan, Louise, loan..." - I just borrowed a bit from myself. 192 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,480 - Borrowed from yourself? - I'll pay all that back. 193 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,240 - Okay. How? - Aren't holiday pay coming soon too? 194 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,440 It's 75,000! 195 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,240 I haven't just spent it on myself. I don't think. 196 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,120 I spent it on things we needed. 197 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,640 Do you realize what their flight suits cost? 198 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,720 - I need to be able to pay for it. - You better believe it. 199 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,840 I'm doing the best I can. What was I supposed to do? 200 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,080 You should have talked to me before you did it. 201 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,520 We should have talked about it. Then I could have stolen it. 202 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,960 We have to now. Now we have to steal clothes and food. 203 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:29,760 We could have used that on a kitchen! 204 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:43,160 Honey, can you stop licking so much? Just take a bite. 205 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,080 Then you can eat it. 206 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,920 - Isn't that porn? - I don't fucking know. 207 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,520 Yeah, it sounds kind of porny. Svend, can you be quiet please? 208 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,560 - So 7000 kr. was spent on porn? - Sick! 209 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,080 Can't you help find a parking spot instead of that? 210 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,280 I want more superhero chill-out clothes. 211 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:10,600 I get that. You look cool too. Watch out with that smoothie! 212 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,000 It'll probably be four years before we need new clothes. 213 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:18,840 - Hey, there's a spot right there. Fuck! Fuck it. We drove the wrong way. 214 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,200 Is that the police coming? Fuck, that's cool. 215 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,680 - Hi. - You were driving the wrong way. 216 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:40,840 I saw it just as I turned. I saw the sign when it was too late. 217 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,320 Car full of kids, and everything went a bit fast. 218 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,760 That's what can happen. I just need to see your driver's license. 219 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:59,400 I don't have my license. My wallet was stolen. 220 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,200 - Do you have a license? - Yes, but not on me. 221 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,520 - Have you reported it? - Not yet. 222 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,320 That's even worse. I have to write you a fine for that. 223 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,360 - How much is the fine? - It costs 1000 kr. 224 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:17,080 You know what? Maybe I have it after all. 225 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,440 - I'll just go out to Dad. Stay here. - Two seconds. 226 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,880 - What? - He just needs to see a license. 227 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,760 - Here. It was here. - Beautiful. 228 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,920 But... you have your wallet? 229 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,560 If you've had it all along, how could your account be hacked? 230 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:41,440 - That doesn't make any sense. - It's because it's me, Louise. 231 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,760 Who's been on OnlyFans and blown 1000 dollars. 232 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,800 I was sexually frustrated. 233 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,800 - What? - Yeah, sexually frustrated. 234 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:56,240 But now I really want to go to the book reception and hear about - 235 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,520 - how to make women come. Svend, be quiet! 236 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,760 - It's nice. - Thanks! 237 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,960 Can I see you guys? 238 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,480 - Does he need a pacifier? - Yes. 239 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,520 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 240 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,160 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 241 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,480 I'm speechless! It's fantastic. Dad couldn't make it. 242 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,240 - He has a wine tasting. - It's so nice. 243 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:46,200 I thought I'd film a bit and take some videos of the event. 244 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,040 I couldn't bring grandma either. 245 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,000 I could have picked her up, but I couldn't handle it. 246 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,560 - Grandma shouldn't be here. - No, that would have been totally off. 247 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:02,320 Where can I film? It needs to be a place where I don't ruin anything. 248 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:08,880 Did you invite me out of duty? No one wants their mother at something like this. 249 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,360 - No. - Stop it. I don't want this. 250 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:18,840 I'll slip away quietly, and you can enjoy yourselves. Bye, bye. 251 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:26,520 - Grandma's out. Bye, bye! - See you. 252 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,800 Well... yeah. 253 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,880 Hey! You look absolutely lovely! 254 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,120 Oh, they're gorgeous! You look so nice in those clothes. 255 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,240 Hey, come over here and meet some people. 256 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,720 Shall we go say hi? 257 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,640 Hi. 258 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,920 Oh, it's you from earlier? Hey, okay. How funny. 259 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,000 Well... I think you forgot to pay. 260 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,400 No, no. I put it back. 261 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,240 Yes, but maybe not what your son was wearing. 262 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,480 - It was a bit rushed. - Oh god! Yes. 263 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,800 It's probably because he runs around in your clothes all the time - 264 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,400 - so I didn't even think about it. How dumb! 265 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,000 If you could just MobilePay 1400 kr. 266 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:43,480 Yes, of course. I just need to find my phone. 267 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,400 - I'll find you later then. - Okay, yes. 268 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,800 - What? - I'm putting Finn down. 269 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,680 - You have the baby monitor. - Speak a bit louder. 270 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:01,640 - You have the baby monitor! - Mathias, relax. 271 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,880 Well. Pleasure... is a strange entity. 272 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:17,520 This book is my first step on a journey to create a... 273 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,440 Honestly, honey. Stop it. I'm not the only guilty one. 274 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:27,480 - I don't get why you're so mad. - 75,000. That's a lot of money. 275 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,640 All that stuff about: "Now it's our turn. We need a new kitchen." 276 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,640 Forget it! We've been living beyond our means. 277 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,960 We're not getting a new kitchen or takeaway. 278 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,240 It's over, which is super cool, because you've removed our kitchen! 279 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:44,120 That's how it is. Money comes and goes. I'll pay it back. 280 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,440 Where is the money coming from? Where is it walking from? 281 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,960 - Will you stop? - Where is the money coming from? 282 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,360 Not from the food budget, because you blew that online on PornoFans. 283 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,960 - PornoFans? - Yeah. 284 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,840 Well, I've been on OnlyFans. Say it properly. 285 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,120 - Oh, that's ridiculous. - You know what? 286 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,640 You know why I have it? 287 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,560 I have it because I also need an orgasm. 288 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:17,160 It's a bit hard to keep a sex life going with two kids in between. 289 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,800 We don't have sex, we don't have money. 290 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,600 Our life is like a camping trip that never ends. 291 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,560 Louise? How do you turn this off? I'm right in the middle of my speech. 292 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:33,960 - You can hear everything. - You need to get your nail under it. 293 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,960 - Shouldn't we leave now? - Yeah, should we? 294 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,640 Sorry? I sense you're moving on. 295 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,040 - Yeah? - It's just... That outfit? 296 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,920 - What did I owe? - 1400 kr. 297 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,320 What? What now? 298 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,280 Shouldn't I take it? I'll take it. It's no problem. 299 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,280 - It's totally cool. - Claes will take it. 300 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,840 1400. 301 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,600 Honey, can you stop licking so much? Just take a bite. 302 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,080 Then you can eat it. 303 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,480 I definitely want some cream. 304 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:48,680 - Do you want some of it? - Oh, come on... you... 305 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,320 Are they asleep? 306 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,400 Then Svend would know what an orgasm was. 307 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,960 - And what did you tell him? - That it was cake. 308 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,360 Perfect. That'll be super fun - 309 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:20,320 - when he's at daycare asking for a Wednesday orgasm. 310 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,520 Shouldn't we get one of those vagina cakes? 311 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,000 - That's what you need now. - Yeah. 312 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:32,720 I also got the offer from the Kitchen Carpenter. It's great. 313 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,840 - How much is it? - Only 217,000. 314 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:40,640 That probably also includes a wine fridge. That was important. 315 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,720 Sparkling water and boiling water in the faucet was important too. 316 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,720 Those were good tips. I can live with most things - 317 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,280 - as long as there's a place where I can sit and be on OnlyFans. 318 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:56,480 That's the most important thing. Gross! 319 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,920 - Sorry. - A little sorry too. 320 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,640 I think we have something much more valuable than big kitchen islands. 321 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,520 You won't get me to say the kids. Definitely not today. 322 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,800 - Do you think we're missing anything? - No. 323 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:51,120 Subtitles: Rasmus Holst Dansk Video Tekst 324 00:26:52,305 --> 00:27:52,794 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm