"De bedste ar" Episode #1.5

1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:07,080 If I don’t work out, I feel like I can’t be there for my kids. 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,320 - Sorry I’m late. - Good to see you. 3 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,080 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 4 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,560 - Hi, shall I take your order? - Have you ordered? 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:20,320 Okay, I’ll be quick. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:25,200 I’m taking the whole damn piano. A brunch organ, basically. 7 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:30,440 Well, now we’re all here. So you can open it. 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,280 I’m excited to see what you’ve come up with. 9 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,920 Oh guys! Are we going to a spa? Oh, that’s amazing. Thank you! 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,400 - I love Amazing Avenue. - Can I see? 11 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:46,360 - Weren’t we going out to eat? - It turned into a spa. We’ll eat now. 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:51,920 So here’s hot water with lemon, a green juice and a soft-boiled egg. 13 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:57,760 - You bounced back so well after giving birth. - Because I got right back into it. 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,000 They talk about how important it is to get those abs back together. 15 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,720 Especially after the second kid. Stretch marks and loose skin. 16 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,800 - It’s just… you just do it. - It’s hard work. 17 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,640 - There you go. - Totally. 18 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,400 - The full brunch organ. - Shall we make a bit of space? 19 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,560 - Is this everything I ordered? - And bacon. 20 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,840 - Oh guys. Cheers to the spa! - Yay! 21 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:28,200 - Bikini trip! - Spa! 22 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:36,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 23 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,960 I just feel like if you’re already bad at using the Aula app— 24 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,160 —why even have it? 25 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,440 You only need it if you actually care about your kids’ lives. 26 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,760 - Like if they’re going on a trip… - Yeah, but Cecilie handles that. 27 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,560 So I deleted it. It’s liberating. 28 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,920 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah, what? 29 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,960 Does Cecilie have any sex toys? 30 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,400 - I bought a vibrating egg. - That’s something you bought? 31 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,240 We don’t use it. We just have it. 32 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:39,440 It’s just, the other day I found a dildo in her bedside drawer. 33 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,760 - Yeah? - I didn’t know about it. 34 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,960 She bought it without telling me, and it was hidden away. 35 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,840 I mean… nothing’s happening in our sex life. It’s totally dead. 36 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:57,400 Maybe you’ve gone too “Aula”. Yep, that’s it. 100 %. 37 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,920 Women say they want a man who’s modern and a bit “mum”— 38 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:08,120 —but deep down they want a man who refuses to open Aula. 39 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:14,600 Who kicks the door in and says: "Come here, babe, and sit on my…" 40 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,440 - Get a grip. - "Sit on my dick." 41 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,280 That’s what they really want. 42 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,680 - You think so? - Yeah. 43 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,960 - Hi. - Hi. 44 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,880 - We’re having a great time. - Hi, darlings! 45 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,600 - Come in and get some delicious food today. - We’re not going to bed hungry. 46 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:53,280 - That’s for sure. - Are we ever getting vegetables? 47 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,680 I just needed to make something I know they’ll actually eat. 48 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,040 - Doesn’t Mum want the food? - She does, Svend. 49 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,680 - What are you doing? - Nothing… 50 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:07,040 If Mum doesn’t want it, I don’t either. 51 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:11,360 Svend, it’s potato gratin. It’s your favorite. 52 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:16,800 - Can I have an Oreo if I eat? - No, Svend. You can’t. 53 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,280 - Then I want a hamster. - Stop with the hamster! 54 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,360 - Please. - Babe… 55 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,560 - Can’t I get a hamster, Moussey? - No. 56 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,640 What kind of family is this? 57 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:33,320 Unlike you, who loved giving us pets all the time. 58 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,560 - You did have a hamster, sweetie. - That’s a lie. 59 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,400 You absolutely did. N… Nimse. 60 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,200 Yeah. Nimse, that was its name, or something. 61 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:49,320 You had one, but you forgot, because I had to take care of it— 62 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,440 —change the sand and all that grit. 63 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,680 - Sand and grit? - Yeah. 64 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,720 - Mum, cats use grit. - Hamsters do too, damn it. 65 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,200 Well, I actually just came by to run something past you. 66 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,880 I’m going to see Tobias Rahim at Royal Arena. 67 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:27,200 Danske Bank invited me. VIP. So cool. Anyway, just to say… 68 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,320 I might not make it to your birthday. 69 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:36,080 Oh, okay. That’s totally fine. 70 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,720 Louise is also busy organising all sorts. 71 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:43,720 - Oh… Kids’ party? - You’ve just left again, haven’t you? 72 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:51,120 - Kiss, kiss. - Bye, bye. 73 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,480 Is it okay if I go for a run after bedtime? 74 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,480 Come on, boys. Time for pajamas. 75 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,960 "She was the most beautiful princess in the whole kingdom— 76 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,360 —and everyone knew it." 77 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,600 "And even though her stepmother said— 78 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,440 —that she would never be more beautiful than her…" 79 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,400 Are they asleep now or what? 80 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,640 The day is just brutally over. It’s so annoying. 81 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,520 There’s still some evening left, right? 82 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,520 - I did want to go for a run. - Okay, yeah. 83 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:46,040 Don’t take screenshots. It syncs with my iPhone— 84 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:50,320 —so I’ll get the photos too. Just in case you’re keeping secrets. 85 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:54,720 Secrets? I’m lying here wasting my life on Aula. 86 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:03,000 It’s actually been a while since I’ve been on Aula. 87 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,800 I haven’t been on it recently. 88 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:13,120 - It’s really annoying me. - Yeah, but… 89 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:17,600 I don’t want to be the only one keeping track of their everyday life. 90 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,360 No, no. Totally. 91 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,920 All right. 92 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,920 Yeah, yeah! Just a sec… Where’s my pajama? 93 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:52,560 - There. - Hey, hey! Mathias? 94 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,480 Don’t forget to reply on Aula about the workday. 95 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,760 Ah yes! We’re definitely not coming. Sorry. 96 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,880 I’d love to, but it’s my birthday. 97 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:08,760 That is a bit of a shame. Parents are supposed to pitch in. 98 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,920 I can just tell they’ve planned something big. 99 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:20,120 - It’s our shared daycare. - We’ll come next year. Promise. 100 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,960 What are you saying, Finn? That’s nonsense. 101 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,720 - Excuse me? Are you Finn’s dad? - Yes. 102 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,920 - Hi. Maria. - Hi. 103 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:38,080 - I’ve started as a helper. - Okay. Wow, cool! Hi. 104 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,880 I’m crazy about Finn. He’s just so sweet. 105 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,520 - Little Finn-mouse. - I just wanted to ask… 106 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:51,040 We’ve got a workday coming up, and I’m the one organising it— 107 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,920 —and we could really use some parents to lend a hand. 108 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,600 - Yeah? I mean… - Right, Finn? 109 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,200 Finn, won’t you tell your dad he should sign up? 110 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:07,960 We need his strong muscles to move some tables. 111 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:13,280 - No, no, no… When is it? - The 17th. 112 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,000 That’s my birthday. Funny. Well, that’s fine. 113 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,880 I can just leave work a bit early. I’d be happy to. 114 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,480 - Seriously? - Yeah, I’d lo— 115 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,280 It’s our shared daycare, after all. 116 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,400 - That would be amazing. - I think it’s important. 117 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:36,200 Then we’ll see you there, and we’ll see you soon, Finn-mouse. 118 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,400 - Hi. I’m Mathias. No… - Hi. 119 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:50,400 What are you actually doing for your birthday? 120 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,920 - Workday at the nursery. - Shit, that sucks. 121 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,720 I was thinking shawarma with the kids, like usual— 122 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:01,360 —but that workday… I think I’ve got something fucked up going on. 123 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,640 What now? 124 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,040 I think I accidentally said yes— 125 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:10,400 —because the assistant teacher was kind of… cute. 126 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,840 - Am I fucked? Is that over the line? - Nah. Totally normal. 127 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,640 Your brain’s messing with you. You’re not in love. 128 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,240 - When you see… what’s her name? - Maria. 129 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,200 Maria standing there with little Finn in her arms, looking kinda… 130 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,240 You can’t help imagining your life like that. 131 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,840 She could’ve been the mother of your children. 132 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,480 That’s a pretty good life too. 133 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,040 - Can I see a picture of her? - Maria? 134 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,360 I think she’s on Facebook, but I can’t work that app. 135 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:56,760 I can’t really find… It’s like they’ve redesigned Facebook. 136 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,120 - What’s her name? - I can find her on Aula. 137 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,920 It’s an app I’m actually good at. 138 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:06,400 Her name is Maria Møller Martinez. 139 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:10,520 - That one. Her. - Yeah, okay. 140 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,320 Oh no. Close it. We can’t stand here looking at that. 141 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,680 No, come on. Close it. That’s sick. We’re sick in the head. 142 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,640 - Sleep well. - You’re tired. Yeah. 143 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,360 - All right. Sleep well. - Sleep well, okay? 144 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:44,320 - I love you. - I love you. 145 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:02,120 Mathias. 146 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:51,840 Come on! Let’s go! Oh, Finn. Not again. 147 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,360 - Mum, I’m hungry. - Hip, hip, hooray! 148 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,400 Happy birthday, you little shit! 149 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:04,200 - Can you put your shoes on? Mathias! - I don’t want to, Mum! 150 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,280 What the hell are you doing? It’s crazy late. 151 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,840 Oh, okay. Sorry. 152 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,160 - But what? - Is there breakfast? 153 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,520 No, I fed the boys, and I’m trying not to— 154 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,760 —so if you want some, you’ll have to make it yourself. 155 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,680 Oh, okay. Cool. 156 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:32,120 But will I see you later? Do I need to be somewhere at a certain time? 157 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:37,400 I don’t know. I’m going to work out today. 158 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:42,080 Yeah, okay. But… you’re picking up Svend? 159 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,720 - No, aren’t you? - I’ve got the workday. 160 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,000 Why the hell are you doing that? 161 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,800 For Finn’s sake. It’s our shared daycare. 162 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,600 - Can’t your mum help? - No, she’s at the doctor with Momme. 163 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,480 Ugh, that’s annoying! Then he’ll just have to come with me. 164 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:06,160 - Sorry. - I’ll bring your iPad for him. 165 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,680 Svend, put your shoes on! How many times do I have to say it? 166 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:28,200 - Excuse me, is Finn awake? - No, he’s still sleeping. 167 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:40,520 Today is Mathias’s birthday, hip, hip, hooray! 168 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,080 He probably will receive a gift 169 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:54,480 that he’s wished for this year with lovely chocolate and cake! 170 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,720 What’s happening? 171 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,880 It’s your birthday, so we chipped in for a cake. 172 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,880 - Damn, that’s sweet of you! Thanks! - Happy birthday. 173 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,800 Wow, okay. Thank you so much. That means more than you know. 174 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,480 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 175 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:19,000 Have you…? I’m just going to come right out and ask. 176 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,280 Have you been looking me up on Facebook? 177 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,640 - No. - It’s just… 178 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:31,160 You posted something where you tagged my name twice in a row. 179 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:35,000 - Yeah? So? - On your feed. 180 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:42,760 Was there something you wanted? I don’t know if it’s inappropriate. 181 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,000 - Did you want something? - No. 182 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,800 I’m thinking we start with the pink paint. 183 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,080 Look. We can sit over here. 184 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,320 Mum’s on one of the machines. Then you can see me the whole time. 185 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:23,320 - You can keep an eye on me. - I don’t want to be here. 186 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,080 This is where you train to get as big as the Hulk. 187 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,240 If you watch, you might spot one of your superheroes. 188 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,120 - Then I want a picture of Hulk. - Here’s Dad’s iPad. 189 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,040 I guess Louise will have to do pick-ups from now on. 190 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,320 I can’t show my face down there anymore. God, that’s so stupid… 191 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,160 - Grandma’s here! - Sigurd, I’ll just run. 192 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,440 - Happy birthday, sweetie! - Thanks. 193 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,440 Can you come help me? I’m dragging myself around here. 194 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,880 - What’s this? Oh. - It’s a surprise. 195 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,400 We’ll need a glass too. Where’s Louise? 196 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,880 - She’s at the gym. - On your birthday? 197 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,040 Svend, no! Go sit— no! Svend! 198 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,640 Svend! Svend! 199 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,560 Svend, you can’t go in there. Come out! 200 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,640 - Open it now. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 201 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,520 - No! - Oh yes. 202 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,880 - What is it? - A hamster, for crying out loud. 203 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,200 - A hamster? What? - Yeah! 204 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:18,960 - A fucking hamster, man! - Straw! Straw, damn it! 205 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:24,120 I swapped it for straw. It wasn’t grit— that’s for cats. 206 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,600 I’m sure you had a hamster. Or maybe it was your brother. 207 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:35,760 Doesn’t matter. I made damn sure— 208 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:42,000 —that you had everything you needed. I can tell you that. 209 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,440 Svend, get out here now! You! 210 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,560 He’s walking around taking pictures in the men’s changing room. 211 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,920 - That’s not okay. - Oh, sorry. Really. 212 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,720 Hey, you’re not allowed to take pictures! 213 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,720 - Hi! - Hi! 214 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:20,040 - Hi, Grandma! - Come take a look in the living room! 215 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:28,640 - Look, Mum. I got a hamster! - Is it cute? 216 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,080 Everyone should have one when they’re little. That’s just how it is. 217 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,200 - Apparently. - Right? 218 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,200 - We’ve got a hamster. - I don’t know what to say. 219 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,960 But it’s nice that your mum came. 220 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,720 I managed to squeeze it in before I have to slip into stilettos at “Mucki Bar”. 221 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,800 - It’ll be fun. - Yeah. 222 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,640 Hey, babe? Grab yourself a glass. 223 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:57,720 I feel like shit sitting here celebrating your birthday alone. 224 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,080 What did Louise give you? 225 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:05,280 We haven’t got anything yet. I’ve been at the workday and… 226 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,000 Surprise! 227 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:13,840 - What? What? - Well? 228 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,320 Babe, you’re so silly! 229 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:22,960 It’s a surprise. Did you think I’d forgotten your birthday? 230 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:26,120 - Yeah… a little. - No… 231 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,280 - You’re way too easy. - So what are we doing? 232 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:33,400 - We’re going out, just the two of us. - Seriously? 233 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:39,800 Not just shawarma with the kids? I’m really happy. This is awesome. 234 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,840 Marianne’s watching the kids, but I won’t say more. 235 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:49,880 We need to get dressed up, and we need to leave now! 236 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,880 - Hello! - What? 237 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,280 - You didn’t mention it? - You probably forgot. 238 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:01,640 - Did you forget his birthday? - You’re the one going to Royal Arena. 239 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,280 You complain you never see the kids— 240 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,680 —now you can enjoy yourselves with the hamster. 241 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:18,480 I can’t remember the last time we went out like this. 242 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,800 - What are we doing? - Well… 243 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,280 - First… we’re staying right here. - Okay. 244 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,840 - Here? - Yeah. 245 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,760 - Please sit. - Thanks. This is funny. 246 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,200 - First stop, right? - Okay. 247 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:39,000 - Can we get a pitcher like that? - No way, that’s awesome. 248 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,840 I just thought this was where… 249 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,040 - You do like beer. - Oh, yeah. I love beer. 250 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,640 First stop. What’s next? 251 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,000 - There’s a pitcher for you. - Okay, chill. 252 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,720 So next stop… Shall we…? 253 00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:00,040 Are we going out to eat? We’re going out to eat. 254 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:06,280 Okay. Where to? No way! Are we going to Osteria Amalfitano? 255 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:13,840 - Are we? Seriously? No! - Yes. I really did. 256 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,560 Have you noticed how much I’ve raved about that place? 257 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,680 You booked it, got the kids watched, and we’re going? 258 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,280 I didn’t think you knew I… 259 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,720 No more talking. Let’s toast. Happy birthday! 260 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:37,480 - I can’t believe this is happening. - They’re really busy. 261 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:42,040 - I can’t find it. - It’s actually a birthday gift. 262 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,000 - I hope you can fix it. - Okay. I’ll see what I can do. 263 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,880 - Can you wait here? - Yes, thanks. 264 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,840 - This is wild. - I’m sure they’ll sort it. 265 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:56,320 I really hope so. Otherwise it’s just not good enough. 266 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,400 - Did you see the menu when you booked? - Yeah. 267 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,360 - Looks amazing, right? - Totally amazing. 268 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,680 What looked best to you? What are you having? 269 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,880 Everything, I think. Yeah. 270 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,680 Babe, you can’t lie to me. 271 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,200 I’m sorry, but we’re completely full tonight. 272 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:40,240 She forgot my birthday, and now she’s lying about it. 273 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:44,160 - Babe, can you wait? Sorry. - What? 274 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,760 I have to go home and relieve my mum, who’s watching the kids half-drunk. 275 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,000 - Mathias… - Yeah, Louise? 276 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,600 - Hi. - Hi. 277 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440 Want shawarma? 278 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,280 It’s Mathias’s birthday today. I’m sorry, babe. 279 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:48,600 - I forgot your birthday. - It’s okay. 280 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,000 I’m the worst girlfriend ever. I really am. 281 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:57,720 The birthday doesn’t matter. It’s okay to forget, but… 282 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,960 I just feel like you forget me a lot— and I really feel like 283 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,680 you’re not into me anymore. 284 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:11,440 No matter what I do, and I found a dildo that… 285 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,640 - What do you use it for? - It’s got nothing to do with you… 286 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,200 Laura gave it to me because of that… 287 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:22,280 And when you have my iPad, there are pictures of naked men. 288 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,480 - What the hell is that about? - Do you think it’s me? 289 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,080 Svend walked into the men’s changing room. 290 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,120 - Svend? - Yeah, whatever. 291 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,000 - It’s got nothing to do with you. - Okay. 292 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:42,080 Will you please tell me what this is about? 293 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,960 It’s just my stomach. It’s very much the belly of someone who’s had two kids— 294 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:55,040 —and I never did what I was supposed to to fix it— 295 00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:00,800 —so it’s tight and flat, and I… I’m the one I’m not turned on by. 296 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,960 Where is this coming from? 297 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:09,480 It’s also because I’m going to the spa with the girls, and they’ve… 298 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:14,320 They’ve done everything they were supposed to, fixed their bodies. 299 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,840 They oiled themselves so they wouldn’t get stretch marks— 300 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:23,160 —and because they exercise, they have energy for their kids. 301 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,160 Don’t compare yourself to them. 302 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:32,920 You’re so, so beautiful and sexy. Really. 303 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,400 - I love you and your belly. - Thank you. 304 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,800 - Don’t you? - Yes. 305 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,000 Who is Maria Møller Martinez? 306 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:50,400 - I saw on Facebook you’ve… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 307 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,200 - Who is she? - It’s just… 308 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:58,520 She’s Finn’s teacher. Ugh… 309 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,960 Ugh, I can’t deal with this. There’s nothing. Honestly. 310 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,000 I’ll tell you tomorrow. You forgot my birthday. 311 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:14,520 What a screw-up, I’m telling you! Ugh! Tomorrow. 312 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,200 I actually think I might have a gift for you after all. 313 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,680 Really? 314 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:26,200 - Okay, here it is. - Okay. Exciting. 315 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,200 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 316 00:27:43,305 --> 00:28:43,672