"De bedste ar" Episode #1.7

1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,800 Help yourself to cookies if you'd like. 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:11,240 We need to talk about Svend today. He's such a lovely, fun boy. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,760 - Yes, but? - But... 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:19,240 There have been situations where Svend has gotten into fights. 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,560 Isn't that pretty normal? 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:26,120 Well, we're assessing whether Svend is ready for school - 7 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:31,360 - and we use this system. Green is "completely ready". 8 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,560 Yellow is "possibly ready" - 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,360 - and then red, which is "not ready at all". 10 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:42,560 - Svend is orange. - Yes, a whole new color, apparently. 11 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,320 Seems weird to invent a new color. 12 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,680 He's red, but he's one point away from yellow. 13 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,120 Yes, yes. So he's orange then. 14 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,880 You might need to practice some of these things at home. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,080 - The alphabet, days of the week. - We actually already do that. 16 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,240 - Some homes use iPads. - We actually don't have one. 17 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,560 It's extremely important that you tell Svend - 18 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,120 - he needs to use his words instead of his hands. 19 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,680 - But that's not a problem. - No. 20 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,800 Yes! But... 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:24,074 22 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,840 - Mathias, got a moment? - Yes. 23 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,920 Mathias, listen up... I see you. 24 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,680 I can see you're a bit bored. 25 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,040 - Oh, is it that obvious? - Yes, and that's fine. 26 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,160 You have huge potential - 27 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:11,040 - and you're capable of much more than what you're doing right now. 28 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,400 - You're craving new challenges. - Yes. 29 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,880 That's why I'd like to offer you a sort of promotion. 30 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,280 Holy shit! 31 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:25,200 How would you like to become our new Sustainability Officer? 32 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,240 What? 33 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:32,760 Someone who ensures we comply with sustainability regulations - 34 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:37,160 - and that we use less paper and use metal straws. 35 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:41,440 Listen, I'll make sure you get more bonuses - 36 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:46,800 - but the important thing is, I know I have a key man in my corner. 37 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,760 You don't hype someone up so much - 38 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,920 - only to say: "Maybe you could sort trash?" 39 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,840 - Maybe he'll think it's a big deal. - Then I shouldn't be there. 40 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:08,600 I have much greater potential than handling energy drink sales. 41 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,320 - I need something more romantic. - Then you should say no? 42 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,560 It's not just that. I'm in a company - 43 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,360 - where that was the last career move! 44 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,840 - It's fucking pathetic! - Watch the volume. 45 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,480 Why? We heard this morning that I've already ruined them. 46 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,640 - It didn't work with them. Boo hoo. - Honey... I mean. 47 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:35,080 Should you maybe talk to someone? What about body SDS? 48 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:40,440 Then someone presses: "Your father's sitting here in tears - 49 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,880 - and your mother's in your gut giving you diarrhea." 50 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,520 I don't believe in that. Can we agree - 51 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,960 - if we're teaching him the alphabet, we hang it up properly? 52 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,000 - That might help. - What do you mean? 53 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,160 - H, I... - J, K, N, L... 54 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,960 L, M, N. 55 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,320 - L, M... - L, M, N. 56 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,280 - Hey! - Yes, yes. 57 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,080 - Mom, I want the iPad. - Ow, damn it! 58 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,920 Svend, you fucking stop with that iPad right now! 59 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,960 - Dad needs some fresh air. - I think so too. Sorry. 60 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,120 - I can just leave. - Then take Finn for a walk. 61 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,160 No thanks. 62 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,520 Any more takers? 63 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:10,360 - We've had two. - Same here. Also two. 64 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,800 - It's a bit intense, right? - Yeah, you can feel it. 65 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,760 I had no idea you could manage - 66 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,880 - on three hours of sleep and drive at the same time. 67 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,640 No, that's true. I wasn't prepared for - 68 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,000 - spending 10,000 on packed lunches and daycare every month. 69 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,960 They don't tell you that in those courses. 70 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:36,720 - Kasper. - Mathias. 71 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,880 - Do you live here or what? - Yeah or... 72 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,520 I've been walking for the last 40 minutes. 73 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,680 It's just really nice to be allowed to... walk. 74 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,920 Those little highlights, right? Bathroom breaks and work. 75 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,840 When I sit down at the computer at 9:30 - 76 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:00,120 - with a whole workday ahead of you... 77 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,960 - It's like a spa retreat. - Sounds like a cool job. 78 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:08,240 No, no, but just getting away from the kids. 79 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,720 So true. 80 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:15,440 I actually think... Could I have one after all? 81 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,880 If they can only offer me to be the guy - 82 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,840 - who orders metal straws, should I even be there? 83 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,560 Personally, I thought I was going to run a bakery. 84 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,680 - Okay? Well. - Yeah. 85 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,000 Not some Guldbager bakery, but a real bakery. 86 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:45,600 - With stone ovens and sourdough. - Exactly. 87 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:50,600 - That would be nice. - Like, seriously. Really. 88 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,400 But somewhere... What's stopping...? 89 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,560 I think it's getting late here. I better head home. 90 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:03,400 - That was really nice. - It was nice. Or... 91 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,680 - We can give a hug. - That's where we are now. 92 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,560 - Comfy, honey? - Yes. 93 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,200 Honey, we need to talk. 94 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,000 Have you been getting into fights at daycare? 95 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,280 I'll take this one, honey. We need to talk about it. 96 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,280 Have you been getting into fights at daycare? 97 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,560 Vitus teases me because I don't know all the days. 98 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,160 That wasn't very nice of Vitus. 99 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:41,520 Vitus's mom says you have to know all the days. Otherwise you're stupid. 100 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,520 - Fuck, she's way out there! - Yeah. 101 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,400 Honey, if anyone teases you - 102 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:52,640 - you shouldn't fight. Tell an adult. 103 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,160 I don't want to be stupid. 104 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:59,400 You really aren't, honey. You're not. 105 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:04,920 You're the sweetest, right? But you're a little fart. 106 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,600 But you're not a stupid fart. You're my fart, right? 107 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,720 - What is this? - Stone ovens. 108 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:27,160 For baking bread properly. For a real bakery. 109 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:30,280 - What if it's us? - What do you mean? 110 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:34,160 What if he inherited it from us? What if we're stupid? 111 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,200 Then are we orange? 112 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,520 Oh, you know what? I can't handle that kind of energy right now. 113 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,680 We're green, and if we believe it - 114 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,920 - maybe he'll be green too. We're green. 115 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:54,520 - The Green family. Hi, Green. Right? - Hi, Green. 116 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,360 - I know the alphabet too. - Yeah, you just swapped two letters... 117 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,120 - Two letters. - Yeah, yeah. M, N, L. 118 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,600 You know that, right? Oops, sorry! Fucking shit branch, man! 119 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,840 - Dad, you can't say "fucking". - That's right, Svend. 120 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:19,920 But I used my words instead of smashing the branch. 121 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,480 So we'll survive an occasional "fuck". 122 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:30,560 - S, V, E, N, D. What does that say? - I don't know. 123 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:36,000 Same as before. What was it? Remember? 124 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,160 - Can you say Svend? Svend. - Svend. 125 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:43,760 S, V, E, N, D says Svend. That's your name. 126 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,800 That's fine too, honey. Yes. 127 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,400 You have to be careful what you expect from a five-year-old, right? 128 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,360 It's escalating at daycare. 129 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:57,960 Vitus teases Svend about not knowing days and seasons. 130 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:02,400 It's just because his own mom pushes him like crazy. That Maja. 131 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:07,200 - She's such a gross smatso! - What's "smatso"? 132 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,560 Nothing. Shouldn't you play in the living room? 133 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,840 - iPad? - Nope, no. 134 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:15,960 - Fuck! - Hey, Svend! We don't say that! 135 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,800 I was two when I could write my name. 136 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,240 - Oh, no you weren't. - Yes I was. 137 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:25,000 No you couldn't. So you could write your name at two? 138 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:29,400 - Mom and Dad have a picture. - Oh? I've just never seen it. 139 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,200 Want to come look at fabric samples for bridesmaid dresses? 140 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,400 - Yes! - I can't really decide. 141 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,360 I'm leaning towards a salmon shade. Orange salmon. 142 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,040 - I'd love to. - I'll just put him down for a nap. 143 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,680 - Now? - I need some air again. 144 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,400 I'll end up throwing up in a trash can. 145 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,520 - No? No, no, no. - Yes. It's so fucked. 146 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,400 What happened to the days when you could spend six days at Skanderborg? 147 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,400 Then you'd only have one day of hangover - 148 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,000 - and feel sorry for yourself all day. 149 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:11,080 I'd give anything for one day alone with depression-hangover right now. 150 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,480 - Give me that life back. - Yes. 151 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:21,360 - Or a life as a baker. - Yeah, damn, that bakery. 152 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:25,120 - Oh my... - I'd fucking love that. 153 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,920 - I'm a huge foodie. - Seriously? 154 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:31,480 Yeah, I wanted to run a restaurant. I was working on it. 155 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,880 - I studied horticulture. - Oh? 156 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,760 So I've sat there geeking out over grain types - 157 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,520 - and I know spelt pretty well. 158 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,480 Oh, okay. Total nerd stuff? So cool! 159 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,840 I'll just say something, and it might sound a bit... 160 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,920 You most likely only have one life. 161 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,400 It's much shorter than you thought - 162 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,440 - and with all the shit happening in the world, I just feel... 163 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,880 You need to make the most of each day. 164 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,240 Should you spend it selling energy drinks - 165 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,960 - or being an insurance consultant? 166 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,800 I've really thought a lot about that. 167 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:19,040 My wife and I have a relatively large savings. 168 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:24,400 I've thought about taking that money - 169 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:29,000 - breaking out of the rat race and just living the dream. 170 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,600 But I mean why not? 171 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,480 If there could be a down payment for a bakery, you could... 172 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,440 ... live the dream. Why don't people just do that? 173 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:47,240 This is super inspiring. It really gets things moving. 174 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,600 Funny you found these. 175 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,040 That was us at the circus, and you met Bubber. 176 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:11,240 I was also wondering if I was good enough? 177 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,800 - Of course. - Yes. 178 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:19,040 Laura always needed extra help and more time. 179 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,920 - Was I like that too? - Well Laura was razor sharp. 180 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:26,160 Oh, she wasn't... 181 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:30,320 She was sweet and nice, but you can't accuse her of being sharp. 182 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:35,120 - She wasn't stupid, honey. - Definitely not. 183 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,560 Laura could write her name when she was one year old. 184 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,080 - That's right. - She says she was two. 185 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,640 What's your point with all this? 186 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,560 I'm just worried about the genes I've passed on to the kids. 187 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,760 Don't be. We only have good genes. 188 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:58,360 There's no illness or anything at all. Nothing. 189 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:03,600 You come from a family of strong, smart workhorses. 190 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,880 You were both wonderful. There it is! 191 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,240 Here she is. There's Laura writing her name. 192 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,800 But... That dress was my dress. 193 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,560 That's my hair too. That's me. 194 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,280 - What? - That's me. 195 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,520 - '91. - Yeah, so it can only be me. 196 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,800 So I could write Laura's name when I was two years old. 197 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,080 It doesn't matter, because I want to say... 198 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,080 On my side of the family there's never been anything. 199 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,080 - We come with zero bad baggage. - What...? 200 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,200 We're leaving now! Will you empty the washing machine? 201 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,080 - Okay. Bye, bye! - Come on, Svend! 202 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:14,440 Want a dog? Then you have to know the whole alphabet. Even the last part. 203 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,680 - Should I take the jacket? - Oh. 204 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,760 - Can you say "hi"? - Hi. 205 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,640 We've practiced so much the last few days. 206 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,160 - I really think it's going well. - Good to hear. 207 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,280 He might be shy here. 208 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,280 He's just a sensitive and sweet boy, right? 209 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:38,600 - Hi, Vitus. Hi, Maja. - Hi, Svend. 210 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,800 My mom says you're a stupid, gross smatso. 211 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,520 - Okay? - Oh, that's not true! 212 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,280 - That was someone else. - No! 213 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,560 Well... there's someone at work named Maja too - 214 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,960 - so he must have mixed it up. She's the one who's... 215 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,920 Oh, okay. Crazy misunderstanding. 216 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,800 That's just not language to use in front of children. 217 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:05,840 I'm 100% in agreement. You don't say things like that in front of kids. 218 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,960 It's only because that other Maja is racist. 219 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:16,640 Or well... she's... not well, so I sometimes might... 220 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,160 But... it's also because Svend... Hi, Vitus! 221 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,760 Svend is learning to use his words. 222 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,480 The alphabet and days are coming along - 223 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,080 - so we're really practicing hard. 224 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,760 I never said that, Svend! 225 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,560 - Yes you did. - That's not what I said. 226 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:11,120 Are you looking at shop spaces? You're not leaving, are you? 227 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,880 Mathias, have you considered my offer, Mr. Green? 228 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,840 - Green? - Green transition. 229 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,040 - Sustainability Officer. - Oh! Yes, yes. Yes. 230 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,240 Yes... 231 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,000 You know what? I'll have to say "no thanks". 232 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,920 - Okay? - Yes. 233 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,760 Actually, it's going to be a "thanks for now". 234 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,760 So "thanks for now" to the sustainability thing? 235 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,080 It's going to be "thanks for now" from me to Potam Group entirely. 236 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,520 You're not quitting, are you? 237 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,320 I fucking am. Yes. 238 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,240 I don't know what an engagement party is? 239 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,200 We don't want to get married in winter - 240 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,760 - but we also don't want to wait until next year to celebrate. 241 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:20,280 That you're getting married? Okay, so you celebrate the engagement now - 242 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,800 - and then celebrate the wedding next year? Okay. 243 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:29,400 Can you imagine the bridesmaids wearing this? 244 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,200 Bells ringing, organ playing, everyone turns, doors open - 245 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,600 - in come three beautiful bridesmaids in gorgeous salmon dresses. 246 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,760 And then comes me. 247 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:48,080 Oh, sorry. I still think all that stuff is a bit old-fashioned. 248 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,720 Sorry! That's me. I'm just not a wedding person myself. 249 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,240 My opinion doesn't matter at all. I think it sounds fine. 250 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,760 - It does. - I think we'll go with that one. 251 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,880 - The orange one? - With salmon. 252 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,920 Yes. Seriously, can't you imagine...? 253 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,800 - Come on... What? - Yes, yes. 254 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,480 Yes, big things to discuss today. 255 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:32,760 So exciting to do this. Mind if I take a look? 256 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,040 I need to introduce you to lots now - 257 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,960 - because I've made big changes and thought... 258 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,320 Mind if I say: Thanks for last time. It was inspiring. 259 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,160 Some things have clicked in my head. 260 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,960 - I feel exactly the same way. - Isn't it crazy? 261 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,840 I couldn't shake the thought of your capital and savings. 262 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,800 - I talked with... - I know it's your money, but... 263 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,160 I talked to Anne about it when I got home, right? 264 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,880 - Like the whole savings, right? - Yes. 265 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,360 And listen to this, we've fucking decided to make a move. 266 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:14,280 - No way? - Yes, damn right! 267 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:19,080 We've bought a farm in South Funen, the whole family is moving. 268 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,880 - What! Like... - What? 269 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,880 - How wild! Yeah. - It's so wild. Yes. 270 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,920 We want to move before the oldest starts school. 271 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,120 Long-term, we'll turn it into a sustainable farm. 272 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,640 I'm not lying when I say it's fucking thanks to you. 273 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:45,240 It's damn well you who made it happen. Thank you so much. 274 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,280 - Have a drink. And congratulations. - Cheers! 275 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,200 - Yes please! There we go! - Yes! 276 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:58,720 - You've baked bread, I see. - No, no. I just bought some. 277 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,840 I was asked to bring a loaf of bread home. 278 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,080 - So I bought it. - Yes. That's what it takes. 279 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,880 Well that's what I've got anyway. 280 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,960 - All his school stuff? - Yes, he got everything available. 281 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,560 - Must be. - But how was he in school? 282 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:27,480 - In the younger grades. - Mathias? He was a star. 283 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,960 Yes, but well... 284 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:35,280 Okay, I helped him through his entire schooling - 285 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,520 - and did ink math, or whatever it's called. 286 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,960 So cozy! We had homework café every Sunday. 287 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:49,320 He wasn't like other kids who slacked off to Eddie Murphy. 288 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,320 I thought you just had homework check on Sundays? 289 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,840 God no! I just sit... Shut up! Speaking of homework. 290 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,040 More to show, honey? I need to go. 291 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,800 - Huge property in Virum. - Thanks for that, Marianne. 292 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,200 I fucking have to, but say hi to the others. 293 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:10,400 - I will. - Kiss. Bye! 294 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:15,320 - See you, Marianne! 1st grade. - Yes! 295 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,240 - My pacifier! - My pacifier! 296 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,760 - My pacifier! - My pacifier! 297 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,480 - My pacifier! - Stop it, Svend! 298 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,560 Svend, stop it! Boys, behave yourselves, damn it! 299 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:35,040 Svend, give him his pacifier! Start acting fucking decently! 300 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,360 Svend, give him his pacifier now! 301 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,760 Everything's fine, boys. Dad's okay. 302 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,800 - Ow! - Ow. 303 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,640 - Hi. - Hi. 304 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,880 - Hi. - Hi, honey! 305 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,200 That's what it looks like to crash into a tree. 306 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,760 We just need to talk with the boys. 307 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,800 - Can I watch the skater kids? - Where? Over there? 308 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,000 - Yes. - Go play, honey. 309 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,240 Does it hurt a lot? 310 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,600 - Does it hurt that much? - Yes, it does. 311 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:28,400 - Hey, I want to show you something. - What? 312 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,320 - Remember this? - Okay. 313 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,960 - Isn't it funny? - How crazy! Where'd you get this? 314 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,880 Your mom had it stored away. We were little geniuses. 315 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,840 You made this in first grade. It's impressive. 316 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,920 - I'll gladly pass on those genes. - No, no, no. 317 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:52,360 - Yes, it's 1st grade. - Because I write fucking ugly. 318 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,280 "Mathias, 7th grade". It's a 7 (grade). 319 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,240 That's my project assignment from 7th grade. 320 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,440 - Are you absolutely sure? - 100%. 321 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,600 I was stupid. I'm beyond orange. 322 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,480 I needed extra help for everything. 323 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:12,680 I never did homework. I watched "Hardcore 2" - 324 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,240 - over and over. Constantly. I'm dark red. 325 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:22,560 You're green. I'm dragging Svend down to orange with a heavy burgundy tint. 326 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:27,440 - Because I'm a fucking loser! - Oh stop it. Stop with that. 327 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,480 And I thought I could open a bakery. 328 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:35,000 I really think you could. I mean it. 329 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:41,680 Just maybe not right now, with lunch boxes and diapers everywhere. 330 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,120 - Then I'll die on a bike first. - Then it gets a bit difficult. 331 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,280 Exactly. It's not going to happen for me. 332 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,320 I believe in you so much, that even if you were dead - 333 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,080 - you could open a bakery. 334 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,200 - You do? - Yes, I do. 335 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,040 I also think Svend will turn out just fine. 336 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,280 Just look at you. You've become the world's best dad. 337 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,160 - That's sweet of you. - You really are. 338 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:20,080 Maybe I should talk to someone and do some body SDS. 339 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,040 That's probably a very good idea. 340 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,520 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Svend! 341 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:29,560 - Svend! No, no, no! - Yes! 342 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,800 - Svend! - That was fun! 343 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,680 - Was it fun? Are you okay? - Yes, it was really fun! 344 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,520 - You're wild! - What are you doing? 345 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:45,640 - You can't do that! - No, but it was pretty cool! 346 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,480 - Have you tried it before? - Way cooler than ballet. 347 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,080 It's a great pleasure to present - 348 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,440 - the company's new Sustainability Officer: Mathias. 349 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:07,280 - Yes, yes. Thanks! - Mathias, save the planet! 350 00:26:08,305 --> 00:27:08,599 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm