Harsh Times

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,821 [VOICES CHATTERING ON RADIO] 3 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,799 [VOICES CHATTERING ON RADIO] 4 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,576 MAN ON RADIO: 4-7-3-5-O, roger. 5 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,816 [SIGHS] 6 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:49,810 [GROANING] 7 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:50,878 [SPLUTTERING] 8 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,759 FIRST OFFICER: Cease fire! Cease fire! Man down! 9 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,761 Man down! Cease fire! 10 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,167 Shoot, you dumb fuck! 11 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,238 [GASPING] 12 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,172 [PANTING] 13 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,612 [COUGHING] 14 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,948 [PANTING] 15 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,389 [DOG BARKING] 16 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,102 [RADIO PLAYING MUSIC] 17 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,747 [MAN SINGING IN SPANISH ON RADIO] 18 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,816 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 19 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,757 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 20 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,564 Mmm-mmm. 21 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,773 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 22 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:09,783 Si. 23 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,153 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 24 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,929 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 25 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:24,632 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 26 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:34,941 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 27 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:39,313 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 28 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,451 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 29 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,854 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 30 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,862 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 31 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,499 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 32 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,902 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 33 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,915 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 34 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,252 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 35 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,364 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 36 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,518 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 37 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,894 [GOAT BLEATING] 38 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,975 [DISTANT SIRENS WAILING] 39 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,001 What's up, Sylvia? 40 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:47,775 JIM: Cute little outfit. 41 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,477 Man, you look nice. 42 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,111 Mike's in the bedroom. 43 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,145 Yeah? 44 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,685 [SIGHING] Man. I said you look nice. 45 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,121 I have a court appearance, Jim. 46 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,757 Well, you just give 'em hell. 47 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,327 Hey. 48 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:09,863 Hey. 49 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,432 Spiffy duds, huh? 50 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,335 You look like a gift-wrapped turd. 51 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,437 Now, please, leave me alone. I have to concentrate. 52 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,306 I have two filings and a deposition today. 53 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:21,509 MIKE: Play nice, kids. 54 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:24,011 What up, dawg? 55 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,245 Nothin'. Just got back. 56 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,947 Cool, cool. How was Mexico, dawg? 57 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,817 Ah, it was a dream, man! 58 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:32,586 Been lovin' my woman. 59 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,854 Right. JIM: Mmm-hmm. 60 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,355 That's it. I'm out of here. 61 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,324 Those are copies of your resume. 62 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,692 Pass 'em out like candy 'cause I can always print out more. 63 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,195 Okay. And just call me if anything happens, okay? 64 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,498 Okay. And no drinking. 65 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,601 Come on, baby, be cool, now. 66 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,537 Honey, I'm serious. No drinking. 67 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,805 Okay? I love you. I love you, too. 68 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,376 Good luck. 69 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,180 Your suit's fine, okay? 70 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,888 Dude, she called me a gift-wrapped turd. 71 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,189 [LAUGHS] 72 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,791 Don't be fucking with her, dude. 73 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,892 She's pissed. 74 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,493 Why is she on the warpath? 75 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:14,995 Dawg... 76 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,230 I didn't look for work yesterday, dude, 77 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,900 sold some of her CDs, bought a couple of 40s 78 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,869 and a pack of GPCs, 79 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,805 caught a buzz and watched my Chicago-versus-Lakers tapes. 80 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,506 [LAUGHING] 81 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,041 That's on you, homie. 82 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,878 We didn't even hang yesterday. I was out of the country. 83 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:34,815 So, my old lady still thinks it's your fault, huh? Huh? Hmm? 84 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,717 Come on, dude. Let's get the fuck out of here 85 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,917 and find my ass some employment. 86 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:38,951 It's cool you driving me around? 87 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,054 Yeah, dude. It's cool, it's no trouble. 88 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,956 [MUSIC ON RADIO] 89 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,426 Here, asshole. Breakfast. 90 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,296 Oh, ho, ho! Dawg! 91 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:51,932 No pisto for me, dude. 92 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,434 Today's a no-pounding day. You heard the woman. 93 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,904 Good... More for me. 94 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,208 Fuck it. 95 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,077 Salud. Salud. 96 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,882 Man, I hope they put me in the next class, or I'm fucked. 97 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,018 I can't pay my rent. 98 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,453 Landlady's about to pull a gauge on my ass. 99 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,289 What happened to all the money you saved in the Army, dude? 100 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,725 Tax-free shit. Mmm. 101 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,762 Damn, bro, this fuckin' ride cleaned me out. 102 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,530 I guess we drank up the rest. 103 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,798 [LAUGHING] Dumb ass! 104 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,533 [BOTH LAUGHING] 105 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,368 Cops better start paying you, dude. 106 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,203 You spend enough fuckin' time with them. 107 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,472 They better start kicking me down some paychecks, man. 108 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,775 They got me hoppin' through hoops, you know? 109 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,810 Come in for a test. Come back in two weeks. 110 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,646 Another test, another two weeks. 111 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,913 Fuck! 112 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,750 Yeah. Shit gets real, you be hatin' life. 113 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,685 Party time will be over! 114 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:49,456 Dude, you don't know how much I'm looking forward to this shit. 115 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,892 You know, I'll be super recruit. 116 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,394 I was jumpin' out of choppers in the mountains, 117 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,965 taking down hard motherfuckers, you know? Yeah, yeah, right, right. 118 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:02,102 I'll be laughing my way through LAPD's reindeer games. Shit! 119 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,004 They're gonna love me. Yeah, yeah. 120 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,773 And you're gonna fuckin' love them, dude. 121 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,675 Ah-ah-ah, fuck you. 122 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,310 I'm gonna love my old lady. 123 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,780 I'm gonna marry homegirl. 124 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,583 Import her ass. [LAUGHING] Come on, man! 125 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,719 Dude, what happened to all the honeys we were gonna pimp with your badge, dawg? 126 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,821 You're fuckin' up the plan. 127 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,890 No, I've been thinking, you know... 128 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,158 Love's about sacrifice. 129 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,327 Only true measure of it. 130 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,898 What would you do for Sylvia? 131 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,634 Get a job. Mmm-hmm. 132 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,870 Nine to fuckin' five... Yeah. 133 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,806 That's love. 134 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,219 Hey. 135 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,092 Good morning. WOMAN: Good morning. 136 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,660 [TELEPHONES RINGING] 137 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,495 [FAX MACHINES BEEPING] 138 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:06,399 MIKE: So when do you officially hand your ass over to the man? 139 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,602 "Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inf..." 140 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,873 MIKE: What? Man, uh... 141 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,508 I had two beers, right? Yeah. 142 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,712 Goin' fuckin' blind or somethin', 'cause this letter says, 143 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,313 quoting, 144 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:24,818 "No longer eligible as a police officer candidate." 145 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,187 What the fuck does that mean? 146 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,588 Come on, dude. 147 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,759 "No longer eligible"? I mean, what does that sound like? 148 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,193 They pulled the plug, dude. 149 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:38,766 No, no... Why? 150 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,502 Oh, man, I bet you it's 'cause... 151 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,738 I'll bet you it's 'cause I'm white. 152 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,039 I bet it's 'cause you're a dick. 153 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,041 No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand. 154 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,243 I am fucked. 155 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,445 I gotta get married, okay? Right. 156 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,182 INS won't let me bring Marta across 157 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,917 Right. unless I got employment. 158 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,887 I promised her. This fucks up my plan! 159 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,289 This is fuckin' bullshit, okay? 160 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,292 This... These fuckin' assholes! This fuck... 161 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,028 [SHOUTING] These fuckin' assholes! 162 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,297 What the fuck is their problem, man? 163 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,632 This is fuckin' typical 164 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,701 cop hate-game bullshit! 165 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,370 Yo, yo, fuckin' chill, Magilla Gorilla. 166 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,772 I mean, you're trippin', dude. 167 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,308 Hey, what the fuck are you lookin' at, asshole? 168 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,376 That fuckin' dick, man! 169 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,913 Yo, yo! Jim! Jim! 170 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,883 I'll fuckin' kick your teeth down your puke hole! 171 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,886 You fuckin' want some? Yo, yo! Jim! Jim! 172 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,222 Damn, dude... Kick back, dude! 173 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,925 The fuckin' light is green! Man, get the fuck in the car! 174 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,492 Man... Fuck! 175 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,427 Dude, you're gonna catch a case doin' that shit, man. 176 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,528 What the fuck were you doin'? 177 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,231 Yo, fuck the LAPD, man! 178 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,633 What's up with Pasadena, Pomona, Santa Ana, and all that? 179 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,786 Oh, no, man! Fuck the sticks! 180 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,769 L.A. city's the shit! 181 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,805 Hey, Sheriff's Department. 182 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,607 It's good enough for the INS. It's still basically L.A., right? 183 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,378 Oh, sh... Yeah. The Sheriff's Department. Yeah. 184 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,682 Don't they make you work the jails the first two years or somethin'? 185 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,886 I could be crackin' heads up at the Honor Ranch. 186 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,322 I'll give 'em a call, start testin'. 187 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,692 Yeah, that's right. 188 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,030 Yo, it's just a minor set back, right? 189 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,166 Quit trippin', dude. 190 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,799 Shit. 191 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,671 Hey, you know what I wanna do? What? 192 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,774 I wanna get fucked up. 193 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,643 Oh, me, too, man. Yeah. 194 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,880 But I gotta find a job and placate my baby, you know? 195 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,883 Sylvia's gonna kick your ass? Come on, big man. 196 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,050 She'll be cool. 197 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,718 [CHUCKLES] Come on. 198 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,688 [KOREAN POP MUSIC PLAYING] 199 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,256 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 200 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,063 Bye, Nicole. Bye. 201 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,702 Lemme get, uh, 202 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,071 a couple of singles, too, please. 203 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,407 Sorry. You buy whole pack. 204 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,075 Be cool, dude. 205 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,844 If I buy a whole pack, I'm gonna want to smoke it. 206 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,746 I just want a couple of smokes with my beer. 207 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,182 City give me $1,500 ticket. 208 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,217 No more! 209 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,085 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 210 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,705 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 211 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,574 Asshole. 212 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,212 [SPEAKING KOREAN] 213 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,248 THUG: You better pay me! 214 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,552 [GUN FIRING] Where's my money? 215 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,420 Where's my money? 216 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,090 [HOLLERING] 217 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,762 [RAP MUSIC ON RADIO] [LAUGHING] 218 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,930 BOTH: Thank you, sir. 219 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,431 Oh, yes! 220 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,133 That fuckin' gangster, man! 221 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,936 Homeboy just ran a six-second four-forty. 222 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,805 Damn, dude! That chino looked fuckin' pissed, man! 223 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,907 You think we'll be able to go back there? 224 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,609 I hate that shit. 225 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,845 Fuckin' chino lookin' at us like we were gonna bust him. 226 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,448 Come on, dude. We're wearing suits, man. 227 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,816 We totally look like cops. 228 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,151 Said he got fined for that shit. He was just being cautious. 229 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:23,323 Yeah, well, we got pisto, we got frajos... 230 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,458 Only one thing missing. 231 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,793 Biatches. 232 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,661 Oh, yeah. 233 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,197 Besides bitches, hmm? 234 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,465 Yesca? Mmm-hmm! 235 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,800 Bingo! Uh-oh. 236 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,004 I need to feel some reefer madness. Ha-ha. 237 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,837 You sure you wanna score some bud, dude? Oh... 238 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,107 You haven't smoked that since, like, forever, man. Oh, shit! 239 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,111 I wanna get fucked up, man! 240 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,779 Fuck this purity bullshit! 241 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,650 Yeah... Fuck purity. 242 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,088 MIKE: Oh, man. Look at this zero-head, dawg. 243 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,990 Stupid-ass cholo. Look at him, look at him. 244 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,459 [MIKE IMITATING STUPID VOICE] 245 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,862 MIKE: That fool's slangin', dawg. 246 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,764 Wanna get a dime? 247 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,798 JIM: No. 248 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,335 I want it all. 249 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,309 MIKE: Do up his stash, homie. 250 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,387 JIM AND MIKE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! DEALER: Hey, hey, hey, yo! 251 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,822 Hey, homie! That's my shit! 252 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:30,990 Punk. 253 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,559 [LAUGHING] 254 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,661 Outstanding work! Whoo, yeah, man! 255 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,864 Out-fuckin'-standing! That shit was slick! 256 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,467 Hell, yeah! That motherfucker just got schooled. Yeah. 257 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,503 [LAUGHING] Bitch-ass fool. Check this shit out, huh? 258 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,239 Yeah. Nice motherfuckin' haul. You see that shit? Huh? 259 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,807 Mmm. 260 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,909 It's not laced, either. Smell that shit. 261 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,811 Smell that motherfuckin' shit, yeah! 262 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,048 He was doin' my car. We go back there, we're gonna get shot. 263 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,016 Yeah, no shit, man. Bust that light. 264 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,352 Roll that shit up! Yeah... 265 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,853 Yeah, cool. Yo... 266 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,889 Let's drop off some resumes first. 267 00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,825 Then we'll smoke out, dude. Yeah... Drop off some resumes... Do that. 268 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,361 [SNIFFS] Oh, man. Fresh air, look... 269 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,431 Oh! They're dropped off, man! 270 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,999 You fuckin' asshole! Oh! 271 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,367 I gotta get a fuckin' job, man! 272 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,268 What the fuck are you doin', dickhead? What's the problem man? 273 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:20,440 Yo, Mike, first day looking. Nobody ever gets a job on their first day looking. 274 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,909 Come on, don't sweat it, man. 275 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,011 [CHUCKLING] 276 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,248 Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow. I gotta get a job for sure. 277 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,562 This is your job, man. So act like a fuckin' professional. 278 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,586 Spark up the goods because we got a lot of work to put in. 279 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,659 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING] 280 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,964 It's harsh. It's good, though. 281 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,112 You okay? How are those lungs, baby? 282 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,847 There it is. 283 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,583 That magic feeling. 284 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,785 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 285 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,903 MIKE: Yeah... 286 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,904 Hmm? 287 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,306 Look at that bitch. 288 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,308 Oh, yeah... 289 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,147 Fuck, yeah... 290 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,649 She's fuckin' good. 291 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,652 And I bet she's got skills. Oh, I wanna get laid. 292 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,088 You just saw your woman. 293 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,857 I only hit her once. Man, we can't go nowhere alone. 294 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,793 They got me sleepin' in the car. 295 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,827 [CHUCKLING] 296 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,364 Family's got that ass under guard, huh? 297 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,865 Lock and key. 298 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,368 Fuck! I wanna get laid, yo. 299 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,104 Pay a visit to my harem, huh? 300 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,139 On-line, pornmeister. Uh-uh. 301 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,508 Let's go to Letty's pad, man. 302 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,276 How much you wanna bet I hit it? 303 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,344 She won't, dawg... 304 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,512 How much you wanna bet? 305 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,705 She won't give you shit, dawg. 306 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,515 You big-time fucked her over. 307 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,684 Oh, man. I popped that punani, huh? 308 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,755 [CHUCKLING] I got that mind control, man. 309 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,791 How much you wanna bet I get back up in it? 310 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,127 Huh? 20 bucks? You ain't got 20 bucks. 311 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,564 So? Neither do you, man. Come on, shake on that shit. 312 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,367 Come on... 313 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,869 Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, yeah. 314 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,003 [KNOCKING] 315 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,639 PATTY: I got it. 316 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,407 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 317 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,008 What's up, Patty? 318 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,977 Y tu hermana? She ain't here. 319 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,479 Y sabes que? 320 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,248 You're not welcome in this house. 321 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,882 Hmm? Oh! 322 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,518 Sure, Patty. 323 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,119 I'd love to come in. 324 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,256 Thank you. 325 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,459 LETTY: Are they here? 326 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,061 [EXCLAIMS] 327 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,731 Oh, you are looking fine as fuck, chula, huh? 328 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,869 Don't touch me. Please. 329 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,772 Hey... Hey... 330 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,741 You gotta get out of here. 331 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:10,977 Hey. 332 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,780 Just wanted to see you again. 333 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,119 Hey, Patty, you wanna grab me a pisto or something? 334 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,922 I ain't grabbin' you shit. Oh, you still got a mouth, though. 335 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,425 Maybe one day you'll learn how to keep it shut. 336 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,295 Laters. I'm going to my room. 337 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,529 Yeah. 338 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,098 You know you have to run his ass out of here. 339 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,636 Hey, baby... 340 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,008 Let's sit down. 341 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,411 Hmm? 342 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,484 No, no, no. 343 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,988 So, um... 344 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,224 You a cop, yet? 345 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,926 I'm working on it. 346 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,928 Y tu? 347 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,930 Que andas haciendo? 348 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,634 Well, you know, I'm going to LA Trade Tech. 349 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,769 That's good. You're doing positive shit. 350 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,884 What, after everything, I don't get a kiss? 351 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,254 It's because of everything you can't get a kiss. 352 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,022 Oh, come on. Come here. 353 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,560 Yeah... 354 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,531 Don't. 355 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,400 Jim... 356 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,602 I got a boyfriend. 357 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,703 Who? 358 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,639 Flaco. 359 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,541 You're back with that piece of shit 360 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,577 after what he did, Letty? 361 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,879 You're not fuckin' him, are you? 362 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:55,548 Please, tell me no. 363 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,317 Yes, so... Just go. 364 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,520 'Cause there's nothing here for you, Jim. 365 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,022 See? 366 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,224 Okay? 367 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,993 I don't believe this shit, Letty. 368 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,529 You're too good for that. 369 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,865 [LOUD RAP MUSIC] 370 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,502 [CAR HONKING LA CUCARACHA] 371 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,269 Shit. Flaco's here. You gotta go. 372 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,372 Go, please! 373 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,873 Well, let me talk to that fool. 374 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:22,875 No, Jim, don't be stupid, please. 375 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,845 Okay? Just... Largate. Just go. Oh, I'm leaving... 376 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,881 [EXHALES] 377 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,352 I guess it's later days. 378 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,865 Largate. Just go! Oh, shit... 379 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,768 Flaco! The pinche guero's here! 380 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,670 Apurate, Jim! Hurry up! 381 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:51,671 Fuck him up! 382 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,706 I got him! Don't trip. 383 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,494 Fuckin' white boy! 384 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,732 Well, what's up, faggot? 385 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,834 [ALL CLAMORING] 386 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:24,704 I'm gonna bust you up just like I did your fuckin' bitch! 387 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,938 I'll kick your ass! 388 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,542 All right! Yo, pop the trunk so I can handle this shit! 389 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,678 Fuck you, puto! I'll bust you... 390 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,747 Leave him alone! 391 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,850 LETTY: Stop! JIM: Fuck! Pop the fuckin' trunk! 392 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:40,787 [GROANS] 393 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:43,923 [SHOUTS IN PAIN] 394 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,193 Come, come on! Get the fuck out of my way! 395 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:56,669 Jim! 396 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,038 [SHOT FIRED] 397 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,574 Oh, you fucked up! 398 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,410 You're fuckin' knees on the curb now! Get the fuck over there, man! 399 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,079 Fuckin' move, unless you want your brains hangin' out! 400 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:10,717 Huh? What's you're problem, Flaco? Motherfucker! 401 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,820 Fuckin' knees on the curb, man! 402 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,889 JIM: Yeah, that's right! 403 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:21,928 Interlock your fingers behind your heads. Flaco! 404 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,830 JIM: You deaf fuck! Fuck! 405 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,665 [MIKE LAUGHING] 406 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,735 Yo, Mike. Yeah. 407 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,270 Do up their ride. 408 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,872 Oh, freeze, bitch! 409 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,043 I might take that big ass of yours home. 410 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,478 Fuck you! JIM: Hit it for a minute, you know? 411 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,880 RITA: Fuck off! 412 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,582 Now you got it. 413 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,152 Yo, relax, homie. 414 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:51,891 You break Letty's heart, I'm coming for your mom. 415 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:53,826 Fuck! 416 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,797 Hey, hina... 417 00:24:57,830 --> 00:24:58,898 [EXCLAIMS] 418 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,032 Fuck off! 419 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,801 Oh yeah, what you got down here? 420 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,770 [WHISTLES] Ooh! 421 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:06,038 Likin' that. 422 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,277 Damn! 423 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,680 These are bad-ass kicks, dawg! 424 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,382 Lucky you got little bitch feet, 425 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,449 or else I'd be stompin' around in them motherfuckers. 426 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,552 Fuck you, puto. 427 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:20,720 Huh? Yeah, fuck you, I said. 428 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:21,921 Yes? [GROANS] 429 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,059 JIM: Fuckin' stay still! 430 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,227 Bitches! 431 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,628 FLACO: If you didn't have that fuckin' gun, ese, 432 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,530 it wouldn't be about shit, homie! 433 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:33,132 Not fuckin' shit! 434 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,235 Hey, later, Patty! 435 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:39,105 I hope you're not pregnant, but you know you wanted me to blow in you. 436 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,206 Fuck you! 437 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,307 Hi, Letty! 438 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,448 [MOTOWN SONG PLAYING] 439 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,651 Salud. Salud. 440 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:58,925 Divvy up the bounty, dude. I know you got some cash. 441 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,192 Yeah... 442 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,227 [JINGLING] 443 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,765 Oh! 444 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:08,467 Oh, fuck! 445 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,403 I know I got more than that. 446 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,907 Yeah, here we go. 447 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:19,478 Shit! That's my pussy she's giving away there. 448 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,982 Boy uses extra-large. 449 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,416 Man, that's it? 450 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:25,885 Next time jack someone with a job. 451 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,287 Well, fuck you. What'd you get, their lunch? 452 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,023 Check it out. 453 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,261 Holy shit, you're kidding me. 454 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,835 [WHISTLES] It's a fuckin' Ruger P-94, 455 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:46,138 9 millimeter, 14 plus one in the chamber. 456 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:49,141 [GUN CHAMBER CLICKS SHUT] It's a good fuckin' gun. 457 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,110 It's brand new. 458 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,648 It's a fuckin' BB gun, man. Cool. 459 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,249 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 460 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,163 There you go, dawg. 'Bout time you got a cohete. 461 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,920 No, I don't want it. Why the fuck not? 462 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,689 I'll use it. 463 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:05,057 That's a good reason. Sell it. 464 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,992 How much you think we can get for the gun? 465 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:10,429 Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new. 466 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,264 Sell it and split the greenery. 467 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,700 You sure? 468 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,235 It's cool, dude. Fifty-fifty. 469 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,839 [SIGHS] I'm keeping the BB gun, though. 470 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:21,741 Shoot some birds and shit. 471 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,411 Hey, put that shit away. Looks real as hell. 472 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,514 Not a bad day's work. 473 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,692 Hmm! 474 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,360 [JIM CHUCKLES] 475 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:43,162 Gettin' down to business, though. 476 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,699 I know you didn't get any. So pay up, motherfucker. 477 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,338 [SIGHS] You dick. 478 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,907 [KIDS LAUGHING] 479 00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:59,678 Hello. This is a message for, um, Michael Alonzo. 480 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:04,350 This is Bob Luell at the, uh, Palm Glen Group. 481 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:07,686 We have reviewed your resume and would like to, uh, 482 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,222 make an appointment for later in the week. 483 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,726 Please call me at your earliest convenience. 484 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,361 Thank you. 485 00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:16,863 Huh? It's good. 486 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,430 Sounded... Just fine. 487 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:19,799 A little gay, but good. 488 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,368 [BOTH LAUGHING] 489 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,771 No, no, no, no. That's it, dude. That's it, man. 490 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,805 If I get too many callbacks, Sylvia's gonna get suspicious. 491 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,775 No, Sylvia's gonna be kissin' your ass. 492 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,409 Not if she recognizes your voice. 493 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,111 Well, she won't. Here, sir. 494 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,046 No. No, no, no. Huh? 495 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,347 Come on. No, I'm cool. 496 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,861 Come on. I wanna get home before the little woman and sober up. 497 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:40,119 Aw, come on, bro. One brew. 498 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,288 All right. But, hey! 499 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:44,590 I gotta look for a job tomorrow, for sure. Yeah. 500 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,324 Okay, I can't be getting fucked up behind Sylvia's back 501 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:48,093 when I'm supposed to be lookin' for work, man. 502 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,762 Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure. 503 00:28:49,796 --> 00:28:52,264 You know, I mean, I gotta find a job, too. 504 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,667 [PHONE RINGING] 505 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,104 Hello? 506 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:02,908 Yes, sir! 507 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,813 Yes, sir, that is correct. 508 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,016 Six years. Honorably discharged. 509 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,284 Yes, sir. 510 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:13,853 I would love to. 511 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,689 Believe me, I would welcome the opportunity. 512 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,128 Tomorrow is not a problem. 513 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,131 Thank you, sir. 514 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,433 You have a good day, too. Goodbye, sir. 515 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:32,972 The Man, huh? You were all, "Sir, sir, sir." Yes, yes, yes! 516 00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:37,910 [MIKE LAUGHING] Yes! Yes! Fuckin' yes! Thank God! Thank God! 517 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,678 Thank God, yeah! That's so... That is so... Who the fuck was it, dude? 518 00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:43,349 It was the Man! It was the Federal Man! 519 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,584 I'm goin' Federal, man! 520 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,786 [CHUCKLES] The Department of Homeland Security wants me 521 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:51,057 to come in tomorrow to start testing! Oh, shit! 522 00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:54,793 Fuckin'-A, my brother! That shit is righteous, my brother! 523 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,662 It's on, homie! Tomorrow! Wow, man. 524 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,697 Whoo! So what the fuck you gonna do now, dude? 525 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,366 I gotta take a piss test. 526 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,134 If I'm cool, I'm in the house. 527 00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:04,536 [BOTH LAUGHING] 528 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,206 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] Yeah! 529 00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:10,209 Oh! Shit, dude. 530 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:12,211 Do they piss-test for weed? 531 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,713 [COUGHING] Oh, shit! 532 00:30:16,883 --> 00:30:18,851 You fucked up, man. 533 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,686 Oh, fuck! 534 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,255 I fucked up. 535 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,691 Oh, fuck! I fucked up. 536 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,493 Fuck! 537 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,028 Oh. 538 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:32,598 One dope molecule, and I'm done. 539 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:37,403 And they will burn me with every law enforcement outfit in the country. 540 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,738 Shit! Shit! 541 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,408 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 542 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:45,477 There's a way out of every fucking situation. Yeah. 543 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,712 All right? Yeah. 544 00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:48,714 Fucking relax, dude. Yeah. 545 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:51,182 I'm gonna do what I gotta do, you know? It's cool. Fuck, yeah. 546 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,818 I'll pass that shit. Hell, yeah. 547 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,020 Yeah. 548 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,955 [LAUGHS] Of course, you will, dude. 549 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,457 Later, loco. 550 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,927 Don't fuckin' trip, dude. All right. 551 00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,695 [EXHALES] Shit. 552 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,271 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] Eat. 553 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,705 Come in, dumb-ass! 554 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:19,678 What's up, dawg? 555 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,113 What's up, dawg? 556 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,350 Hey, Jim. Want some coffee? Sure. 557 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,884 Want some eggs? There's extra. 558 00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,387 Yes, ma'am. Please. 559 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,924 I, uh, heard about the LAPD. 560 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,792 Mmm. Sorry about that. 561 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,461 Thought they guaranteed you a job. 562 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:36,762 Yeah. Me, too. 563 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:41,400 Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be. 564 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,002 You know, you being a cop. 565 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,906 Tell her what's up, dude. 566 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:51,477 I applied to all the Federal law enforcement agencies, 567 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:55,114 you know, ATF, Border Patrol, ICE, Homeland Security, all of them. 568 00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,016 Homeland Security's interested in me. 569 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,651 Want me to come in today and start testing. 570 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:02,754 Wow. That's great. How sure is this? 571 00:32:02,788 --> 00:32:06,892 I've got a urinalysis today. If I pass that, I'll be a Special Agent candidate. 572 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,894 And then I could be out of here next month. 573 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,128 You haven't been smoking out, have you? 574 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:12,864 No. Chilled on that shit a while back. 575 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:14,633 Good. 576 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,969 Well, thanks for driving Mike around yesterday. 577 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,972 Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro. Three call-backs. 578 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,007 Damn! 579 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,911 Good. We dropped off enough resumes, whoo! 580 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,813 Got more. Yeah! 581 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:28,947 Yeah. 582 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,583 Well, you have to keep trying until something happens. 583 00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,752 Finding a job is a job, right? MIKE: Yeah. 584 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,487 Lunch money. Thank you. 585 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,389 Good luck today. Thank you. 586 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,526 I love you. I love you, too. 587 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,793 Good luck. 588 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:45,564 And Jim, good luck on your pee test. I hope you studied. 589 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,501 I'm going to cram for it. 590 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,703 [SIGHS] 591 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:53,839 Man, that's freaky. 592 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:57,043 She was in a good mood. Breakfast and beer money? 593 00:32:57,076 --> 00:33:01,847 Yeah, dude. She heard the messages last night, got me a sixer. 594 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,815 I slammed two last night. 595 00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:07,553 Out-fucking-standing. Now we know beer's just a phone call away. 596 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,820 Yeah. Yeah. 597 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,191 We talked shit out last night, though. You know? 598 00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:15,561 All she wants is for me to get a job. 599 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,429 I shouldn't be playing her like that. 600 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:23,001 Dude, you had a good job with that web design shit. 601 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,870 Had, dude. Had. 602 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:28,006 All right? All that shit's in India now. You want a cold one? 603 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,342 No, later. You got any vinegar? 604 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:31,910 Vinegar? What for? 605 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,220 [MIKE EXCLAIMS] 606 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,688 Damn, dude! 607 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:43,722 Ah... 608 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,160 That is fucking sick! What did you do that for? 609 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:51,597 Shuts down the old kidneys. Come on, let's roll. 610 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,274 Grab me that bag, dude. 611 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,382 This is a little trick I learned in the Service. 612 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:19,491 That's sick, dude. You're going to stick a turkey baster in your dick? 613 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,427 Quit looking, faggot. 614 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,461 You wish. 615 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,702 [GROANING] 616 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,271 Oh, man. 617 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,672 [SCREAMS IN PAIN] 618 00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:35,241 Shit, dude. 619 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:37,776 Fuckin' shit. 620 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,280 Oh, motherfucker. 621 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,193 That was 622 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:56,828 unpleasant. 623 00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,636 [GRUNTS] 624 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:09,708 I want to get this shit over with, you know. My teeth are floating. 625 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,615 You get those in the military, dawg? 626 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:17,883 I was a Ranger. 627 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,752 Your mom still suck a mean dick? 628 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,788 Got you. Shouldn't ignore people. 629 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,656 Why don't you go fuck yourself! 630 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,825 Hey! Let's play nice, boys. 631 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:32,531 I have everyone's consent to urinalysis form signed and dated, am I right? 632 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,333 ALL: Yes, sir. Good. 633 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,702 I'm Agent Richards. Jackets off. 634 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:39,371 I will now administer the easiest test 635 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:42,808 Homeland Security will ever give you, the whiz quiz. 636 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,511 Roll up both sleeves past the elbow. 637 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:51,082 Remove all gloves, rings, watches, bracelets 638 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:54,753 jewelry, band-aids and bandages. 639 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,824 I want to see nothing but bare hands and forearms. 640 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,827 Wiggle your fingers. 641 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,196 Let me see both sides. 642 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,997 Beautifully done. 643 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:08,800 Again, gentlemen, no talking. 644 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,836 Detweiler, is it? You're with me. 645 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,517 [WHISPERING] Fucker. 646 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,525 RICHARDS: Next! 647 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,965 Name? Davis, Jim. 648 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,768 Ah, the Ranger. 649 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,903 Yes, sir. You serve? 650 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,105 Hundred and first. 651 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,007 High speed. 652 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,242 All right. 653 00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:52,244 Think you can fill that, son? 654 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:54,045 I can fill a goddamn trashcan, sir! 655 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,783 Full of piss and vinegar, aren't you, Jim? 656 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:58,817 Yes, sir. 657 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:00,952 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 658 00:37:04,089 --> 00:37:06,725 Hey, unload that shit before you clown with it, okay? 659 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:10,296 I don't want my head blown off just when I'm getting it straight. 660 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,163 Pop! 661 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,634 What's it like to just straight up whack a motherfucker? 662 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,803 What's it like? What the fuck, you know... 663 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,806 It's like nothing. What's it supposed to be like? 664 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,940 You tell me. 665 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,109 You were busting heads for the military. 666 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,612 Can't talk about this shit, Mike. 667 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,952 But I will tell you one thing. You point and shoot, pop-pop, 668 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,121 move on, fuck 'em, they shouldn't have been there. 669 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,889 You move the fuck on. 670 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:41,593 You do not stop and think about it. 671 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:42,928 It's not a big deal. 672 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,931 So if it's nothing, what are you getting all mad for, dawg? 673 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,667 I'm not getting mad. I just hate stupid questions, Mike. 674 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,020 Think you killed a lot of commies? 675 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,338 They weren't commies, dumb-ass. Then what were they? 676 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:57,108 You know what they were. They were fuckin' Hajis, terrorists, the bad guys! 677 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,311 Did you like it? 678 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,847 Did you dig it? 679 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,149 Bust a nut? 680 00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:08,487 Not fucking now, man. Seriously. 681 00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:11,923 I mean, you're killing my buzz, dude. 682 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,992 Ah, kick back, stress case. 683 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,796 Are we on a mission to sell this piece or what? Hell, yeah. 684 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,598 Let's sell this fuckin' piece. 685 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,967 Gotta get some scratch. You know what I'm saying? 686 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,234 [IMITATES GUN FIRE] 687 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:36,881 Yo, Darrel! 688 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,451 Yo, yo, yo, Darrel! 689 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,819 Wake the fuck up, Darrel! 690 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:46,425 Wake up! Rise and fuckin' shine! 691 00:38:52,598 --> 00:38:54,733 Y'all need to knock this shit off right now. 692 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,570 Yeah. What's up, bro? 693 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:00,872 What's up, man? 694 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,874 Come on in, motherfuckers. 695 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,777 Yeah, yeah. Get your little ass up in here. Shit. 696 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,014 Man. 697 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:12,117 Y'all scared the fuck out of me, man. 698 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,587 Motherfuckers got ties on. 699 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:20,759 I saw that city-looking car pull up, thought y'all were some rollers and shit. 700 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,429 I just got out of County. 701 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,465 Ninety-six hundred. No shit. When? 702 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,266 Yesterday. 703 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,068 MIKE: Damn. What'd they put on you? 704 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,537 Some bullshit. 705 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,005 I saw some wrong-ass shit up in there, dude. 706 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,442 I ain't never going back to that motherfucker. 707 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,877 JIM: Scared you straight, huh? Mmm-hmm. 708 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,579 Hey, you get booty-played? 709 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:42,814 [JIM AND MIKE LAUGHING] 710 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,215 Hell, no. 711 00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:46,918 Yeah, were they tickling your brown eye, dawg? 712 00:39:46,952 --> 00:39:49,888 They put some jelly on there? Some syrup? Toss the salad? 713 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:54,059 Nigger, I kept my ass to the wall and my mouth shut. 714 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,896 Shoot. Almost lost my job over that shit. 715 00:39:58,430 --> 00:39:59,731 Fuckin' around in there. 716 00:40:04,936 --> 00:40:08,440 DARREL: You a cop? Nope. Rejected his ass. 717 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:11,242 Fuck you. I'm getting in the Feds' car. 718 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:16,515 [LAUGHING] Damn, that's what I'm talking about! 719 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,384 Ah, you hear that? 720 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,453 This motherfucker gonna be a Fed! 721 00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:22,488 Yeah. 722 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:25,123 You been wanting that shit, too. 723 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,125 It's my dream, dude. 724 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,995 So you gonna do that shit right? 725 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,632 Or, you know, you gonna do a little shit on the side? 726 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,133 I'm gonna get my own thing going. 727 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,436 You know, I'll be flipping shit, make a little money. You know? 728 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:42,541 This motherfucker gonna have shit wired. 729 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,376 It's scary, huh? 730 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:49,314 [CLEARS THROAT] Check this shit out. 731 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,050 [CHUCKLING] Oh, hello! 732 00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:54,986 This is sweet. 733 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,490 We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun too. 734 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:01,727 A BB gun? Goddamn! [CHUCKLING] Yo. 735 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,463 This is a nice little machine. 736 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,499 Three bills, it's yours. 737 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:10,702 I ain't got three bills, dawg. My lawyer cleaned me out. 738 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,509 I ain't got no ways or means, homie. 739 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:21,146 I need this shit, too. 740 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:25,316 Bring the heat to these motherfuckers tripping around here. 741 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,386 We need ends, dawg. 742 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,222 Who'll give us three bills for it? 743 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:33,692 Hey, I know a cat. 744 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:37,663 Hangs out at, uh, La Licha, on Santa Fe. 745 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,698 Yeah, I know that place. He cool? 746 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:43,334 Oh, man, he's old school. Real cool. Veterano named Eddy. 747 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:45,737 He there today? 748 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:48,874 It's just like his living room, dawg. 749 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,242 Yeah. Yeah. I'll hook you up. Don't worry about it. 750 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:54,412 Cool. Cool, yo! Uh... 751 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:59,217 I need to come up, dawg. Can you do me a favor? 752 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:00,852 Sure. 753 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:03,788 You mind calling my pad and leaving a fake message, 754 00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:07,258 so my old lady thinks I'm out there looking for a job? 755 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,696 Instead you're out getting fucked up. 756 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,363 [ALL CHUCKLING] 757 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:15,667 Can you hook me up or what, dawg? Huh? Yeah? 758 00:42:15,701 --> 00:42:17,869 All right. Check this out. 759 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,607 Just call, right? 760 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,675 And say you're from that place right there, 761 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:26,778 and that you want to schedule an interview with me. 762 00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:29,748 Man, ya'll are some devious motherfuckers, man! 763 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:35,754 Hey. Make sure she can't star-69 my shit. 764 00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:38,624 Nah, she's not like that. That's straight. I'm serious, man. 765 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,627 I ain't trying to break up no shit on this. 766 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:44,696 All right, it's ringing. Here you go. And be serious, dude. 767 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:47,265 Don't sound like a fag, either. That's how he sounded. 768 00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,900 [CLEARS THROAT] 769 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:53,438 Mr. Alonzo? I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties, 770 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,373 uh, to schedule an interview. 771 00:42:55,406 --> 00:43:00,511 Please call me back at 213-555-15-15. 772 00:43:02,614 --> 00:43:06,251 Damn, dawg! That shit was good, dude! 773 00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:09,354 Damn! They should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit! 774 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:10,989 That's shit's cold, man. 775 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:12,958 Playing your woman like that. 776 00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:14,092 Ah, come on, man. 777 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:17,262 I did three yesterday, she bought him a six-pack. Yeah. 778 00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:20,966 What's one call get you? A fucking 40 of St. Ides? 779 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,501 I'll be like this, look. 780 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:27,005 You know you would. 781 00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:28,940 Bitch-ass motherfucker. 782 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:35,613 MIKE: It's good shit, right? I told you this was good shit, dawg. 783 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:37,482 Hey, we gotta bounce. 784 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:41,619 Aw, no, no, no. No, no, no. Y'all just got here, dawg. 785 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:42,954 Can't happen. Come on. 786 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:45,691 Yo, know that guy, Eddy? 787 00:43:46,491 --> 00:43:49,627 Now, we're gonna cruise through there a little later. Okay? 788 00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:53,298 Later, man. I wish I had the money. 789 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,934 That's a sweet-ass piece, though. Yeah. 790 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,836 That shit would keep the porch clean. 791 00:43:57,869 --> 00:44:00,571 Motherfuckers like y'all won't be banging on my shit. 792 00:44:11,216 --> 00:44:12,217 Hey, Jim. 793 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:15,887 We should lose the monkey-suits, dude. 794 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,892 [MAN SINGING SPANISH] 795 00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:42,213 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 796 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:57,028 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 797 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:00,966 Damn. 798 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:02,901 [JIM WHISTLES] 799 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:06,838 Hey, dawg, I don't think they like us here. 800 00:45:06,872 --> 00:45:10,909 Fuck them. I got my shit. If they make a move, I'm blasting. 801 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:16,081 Which one of these fools is Eddy? 802 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:20,685 Yeah. I don't know. They're all paisas here. 803 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:21,719 Yeah. 804 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,725 Hey. Why don't you ask that homegirl right there? 805 00:45:39,604 --> 00:45:41,472 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 806 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,845 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 807 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:49,514 [JIM SPEAKING SPANISH] 808 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:52,417 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 809 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:00,959 What's up? 810 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,328 Do I know you? 811 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,330 Our homeboy Darrel said to talk to you. 812 00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:07,765 Darrel? Yeah. 813 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:11,702 I'm Jim, homie. 814 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,174 What's up, man? Mike, dawg. 815 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,209 All right. So what's up? 816 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,345 Need a cohete? 817 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:23,214 Maybe. 818 00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:29,354 What kind? 819 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,622 Ruger P94. Brand new. 820 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:32,991 A Ruger, huh? Yep. 821 00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:34,259 How many mags? 822 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,494 One hi-cap. I'll throw in the hollow points. 823 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:39,865 Strictly Black Talons, homes. 824 00:46:39,898 --> 00:46:43,668 Homies be wearing vests these days. Know what I'm saying? 825 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:45,736 Is it new? Yeah, it's brand new. 826 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:47,939 Well, where's it at? 827 00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:49,540 I can get it. 828 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:53,979 How much? Three bills. 829 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:58,149 I'll give you 250 if it's new. If not, I'll give you two. 830 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:05,656 Cool. 831 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,393 You got the feria, homie? 832 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:09,861 I can get it. 833 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,930 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 834 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:17,002 Let's kick back, have a couple of pistos before we handle business, eh? 835 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,239 Hey guero, you like her? 836 00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:23,808 I do need to get laid. 837 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,376 MIKE: There it is right there, brother. 838 00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:26,811 Okay, give me that cohete... 839 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,014 [ALL CLAMORING] 840 00:47:30,715 --> 00:47:31,749 [CHOKING] 841 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,521 [WOMEN SCREAMING] 842 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,729 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 843 00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:54,072 Fucking bullshit! Open the fucking door! 844 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,451 Holy shit, dude! 845 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,786 [JIM LAUGHING] You think he's going to fucking die? 846 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:09,988 Sure. 847 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:13,724 Got his carotid. Fucker was garden-hosing. He'll bleed out. 848 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:15,760 Oh, shit, dude! I've seen dudes get shot, man! 849 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:17,661 But I've never seen no motherfuckin' shit like that before! 850 00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:20,798 Yeah. Fucked his shit up. You know? 851 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:21,866 Quick as shit, too! 852 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,201 [IMITATES CUTTING] 853 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,736 Turned that vato into a fountain of blood. 854 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,004 Why the fuck did he do that, man? 855 00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,672 That shit could've been over anything, you know? 856 00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,708 Money, drugs, bitches, respect, whatever. 857 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:32,877 That homie was a straight up pimp, you know? 858 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,545 Maybe he turned out that dude's daughter. 859 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:37,415 Looney tunes and shit, glass all stuck in his fucking neck. 860 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:39,183 You see all that fucking blood over there? Yeah. 861 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:42,787 Human body's got a gallon in it. Damn! 862 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,457 I could have boned Gracie! 863 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:50,261 She had that proper thickness. 864 00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:52,097 Look at me, dawg. 865 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:55,933 Look at me, I'm fucking traumatized and shit. [LAUGHING] Look at you, man. 866 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,671 Yo, homie, that shit don't fuckin' phase you at all? 867 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:04,042 Oh, man, I've seen way worse. Trashcanistan. 868 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,577 My battle buddy. 869 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:10,648 He got his legs and arms blown off by a booby-trapped motorcycle. 870 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,818 Medic saved his ass, and he lived. 871 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:17,688 He didn't want to, but he did. 872 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:18,990 I gotta face my woman. 873 00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:21,259 How the fuck am I supposed to play this shit off, huh? 874 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,628 Oh, man. You'll do it, player. 875 00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:27,232 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 876 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,871 Hey, baby girl. You cooking? 877 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,473 Yeah. Where have you been? 878 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:36,807 Jim's pad. 879 00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:38,276 You been drinking? 880 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,944 I might have had a few brews. 881 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,679 A few? Yeah. 882 00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:43,014 You look wasted. 883 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,516 [EXCLAIMS] 884 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,784 Don't trip, girl. 885 00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,321 I've been working all day. I've been looking for work all day. 886 00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:56,061 Wish I could hang out and get wasted like the old days. 887 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:59,730 You know what? When I'm working, you can lounge. 888 00:50:00,431 --> 00:50:03,134 I'll fix this place up, get you some nice clothes and stuff... 889 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:04,835 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike... 890 00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:08,573 It doesn't have anything to do with money. Come here. 891 00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:10,708 Sit down. Let me talk to you. 892 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:12,710 It's not about stuff. 893 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:16,314 It's about you, and me needing an equal partner. 894 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:17,548 Right. 895 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,850 I know that you supported me through college, 896 00:50:19,884 --> 00:50:22,887 and I'm gonna always owe you for that. Right. 897 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,591 But now everything's flipped and I feel like I'm doing everything alone. 898 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,760 You know, sometimes I feel like you're my kid. 899 00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:31,696 I mean, you sneak around like one. 900 00:50:31,729 --> 00:50:32,730 [EXCLAIMS] 901 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:37,902 Wow, dude. I'm sorry. 902 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,172 Be cool, baby girl. I'm on a mission to get my shit together. 903 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:44,008 I applied at this commercial realty company in Studio City, 904 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,709 and this black guy, he was the office manager, 905 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,145 and he's fuckin' hell'a cool. 906 00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:50,748 You know, we're talking and all that shit? You know, we're just kicking it. 907 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,418 And all that. Did you check the messages? 908 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:57,955 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Four messages. 909 00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:01,459 DARRELL: Mr. Alonzo? I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties, 910 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:02,927 uh, to schedule an interview. 911 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,230 Honey, that's great! Please call me back at... 912 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:09,534 You better call him first thing in the morning. 913 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,735 Yeah, yeah. 914 00:51:11,836 --> 00:51:14,772 MIKE: Damn, dawg! That shit was good, dude! 915 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:17,942 Damn! They should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit! 916 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:23,080 Fuck. Fuck. 917 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,588 You just stood there 918 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:34,492 and you fed me a line of bullshit like it was nothing. 919 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,528 You should be the lawyer. 920 00:51:38,296 --> 00:51:40,064 How could you just do that? 921 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,768 How could you look me in the eye and lie to me like that? 922 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,037 I'm sorry. I'd rather you hit me! 923 00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,310 I'm your clown. I'm your fucking clown. 924 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:56,681 And you and Jim are laughing at me? 925 00:51:56,714 --> 00:52:01,652 No, it's not like that... You are so utterly, irrevocably busted! 926 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:09,360 Why don't you just go play with your little butt buddy? 927 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:11,095 Go cook up more lies. 928 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,130 You know, I'll bet you're doing lines again. 929 00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:14,165 Dude... 930 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:15,800 How can you say that shit? 931 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,269 I'm not fucking doing lines again! Yeah, right. Right. 932 00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:19,770 I'm not fucking doing lines again. 933 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,573 Right now, your word is less than shit! 934 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,811 Maybe you should go. Just fucking go. 935 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:32,049 That's fucking shit. Just go? Right? 936 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:34,452 Fuck it! I'll fucking go! 937 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,820 Please, go. Go! 938 00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:37,688 Fuck it, I'll fucking go! 939 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:39,156 Then go, Mike! 940 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,359 I'll fucking go, except I won't fucking come back! 941 00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:43,661 You want me to fucking go? Fucking go, Mike! 942 00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:47,031 I'll fucking go, then! I'll fucking go! 943 00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:48,699 Get the fuck out of here. 944 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,002 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 945 00:52:56,241 --> 00:52:57,342 Hello? 946 00:52:58,376 --> 00:52:59,710 Speaking. 947 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:03,714 Of course, sir. 948 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,683 Absolutely. 949 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:09,354 Thank you very much, Agent Richards. 950 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,290 Thank you, sir. 951 00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:17,528 Who was that? 952 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:19,830 That was the Feds, my friend. 953 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:23,100 I've been informed that I passed my urinalysis, 954 00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:27,872 and they would like me to go in this morning to start formal testing. 955 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,541 Fuck, yeah, dude. 956 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:34,879 I'll be there all day, so take my ride, get your ass a job. 957 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:36,647 Let's go. 958 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,984 Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear. Shit. 959 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,652 [GROANS] 960 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:47,958 Had some twisted-ass dreams about that dude being killed. 961 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,728 I slept like a baby. 962 00:53:51,161 --> 00:53:52,797 I heard you screaming. 963 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,500 What kind of tests? 964 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,468 Psychological tests. 965 00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:01,306 Jesus, you're a freaking psycho, dude. 966 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,841 Don't answer that shit honestly. 967 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,476 Hell, no. 968 00:54:06,511 --> 00:54:09,046 They use the Minnesota Multiphasic Inventory. 969 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:12,817 It's like 600 questions 970 00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:14,919 cross-referenced to detect deception 971 00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:17,388 and all they ask is the same shit six different ways. 972 00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:18,756 It's lame. 973 00:54:19,156 --> 00:54:20,658 You'll ace it. 974 00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:22,960 Dude, I'm going to pull it off. 975 00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,130 All I needed was a shot. 976 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,735 Got to play the system. 977 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,102 Like a piano. 978 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,414 You done with that crap, son? 979 00:54:43,448 --> 00:54:44,682 Yes, sir. 980 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:47,718 Let's grab some coffee while these guys finish up. 981 00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:49,887 Bring that with you. 982 00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:52,890 I see dumb people. 983 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,862 We reviewed your LAPD package. 984 00:54:57,895 --> 00:55:00,465 Since they ran your background, physical and psych, 985 00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:02,467 we're going with their paper. 986 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,535 Navy sucks! MAN: Army swallows! 987 00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:07,472 Took a little work to pry your jacket loose from their people. 988 00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,475 They don't much like us poaching from their applicant pool. 989 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,042 Move it, dirt bag! 990 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,914 Why did they drop me? Someone here make a call? 991 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:18,849 Nope. 992 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,619 They dropped you on psych, Jim. 993 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,187 You blew their profiles. 994 00:55:25,055 --> 00:55:28,693 We're all a little goofy here. You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you? 995 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:31,095 Absolutely, sir. 996 00:55:31,496 --> 00:55:32,730 Good answer. 997 00:55:33,230 --> 00:55:34,732 Have a seat. 998 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:40,405 Said you were bilingual on your app. They want to test your Spanish. 999 00:55:40,438 --> 00:55:41,871 We can get that going if you got time. 1000 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:44,775 Yes. Sure. Who's "they"? 1001 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,478 Your fans upstairs. 1002 00:55:47,512 --> 00:55:49,880 Fans upstairs? Who? 1003 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,349 This is some shit above my pay grade, 1004 00:55:52,383 --> 00:55:55,720 but some very important people have an eye on you, Jim. 1005 00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:09,233 Okay, Mike Alonzo? 1006 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:13,103 Oh, shit, Joe! Oh, damn! What's up, dawg? 1007 00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,039 Little Mikey! Look at you. What you doing here? 1008 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,707 Little Mikey, man! Check you out! 1009 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:19,410 What the fuck you doing here? You fuckin' grew up. I work here! 1010 00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:21,245 Get outta here! Yeah! 1011 00:56:21,278 --> 00:56:22,847 Dude, you gotta come on up. 1012 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,416 Yeah, I'll show you the office. Fuck, you're gonna trip, man. 1013 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:26,884 I can see the ocean and everything. 1014 00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:27,785 Check you out. 1015 00:56:27,818 --> 00:56:29,219 Fuckin' ocean view and all that. 1016 00:56:29,253 --> 00:56:31,756 You're wearing a suit now, got your hair cut. 1017 00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,090 Hey, watch out, baby. 1018 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:35,426 Yeah. Thug no more, huh? No, man. 1019 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:36,793 Dude, what's up with your brother, Pedro? 1020 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,796 Aw, man, he's in Iraq. He's in a forward unit. 1021 00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:41,566 Get the fuck outta here. Yeah, he's a butterball. 1022 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,600 Fucking Mexicans. 1023 00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:45,836 Bye, sweetie. 1024 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:51,709 JIM: Thank you, sir. I need me some of this. 1025 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,911 Man, I've been taking tests all day. 1026 00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:55,446 Dude. What? 1027 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,680 You're not gonna fuckin' believe this, man. 1028 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,382 What? I had an interview today. 1029 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,284 Yeah? Remember Crazy Joe? 1030 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:03,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude stomped that guy's face in a Taco Land 1031 00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:04,489 for grabbing his chick's ass. 1032 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,757 Homeboy got his shit together, man. Went to UCLA. 1033 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:09,827 Yeah. Works at this office up in Century City. 1034 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:13,063 Whoa! I got the hookup, dawg. 12 an hour. 1035 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:14,965 That's a lot of lettuce. That's right. 1036 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:17,167 And in three months I get benefits. Damn! 1037 00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:20,738 Benefits? Shit! Yeah! Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep. 1038 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:24,475 It's not for sure yet, though, dude. I still gotta meet the owner, right? 1039 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:26,644 But he says I'm straight. It's all good, you know? 1040 00:57:26,677 --> 00:57:30,314 Dude, you're in. Dude, I'm in. 1041 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:31,782 Oh, shit! What happened? 1042 00:57:31,816 --> 00:57:34,336 They want my ass, man. Going back tomorrow for a polygraph test. 1043 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:36,787 If I pass that, they send me to Georgia next week. 1044 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:40,525 Damn! Just like that? What's up, lawman? 1045 00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:41,559 [WHOOPING] 1046 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,528 How you gonna pass the lie detector test, you lying motherfucker? 1047 00:57:44,529 --> 00:57:48,032 Easy, man. After every question, you just fuckin' squeeze 1048 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:49,834 like you're taking a dump, you know, man? 1049 00:57:49,867 --> 00:57:51,869 It throws the machine off. 1050 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:54,839 You gonna shit your pants like that, bro'. Fuck. I think I just did. 1051 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,509 All right, Jim, I'm gonna ask you some control questions 1052 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,878 before we get to the good stuff. 1053 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:03,581 They can be answered just "yes" or "no." 1054 00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:06,016 Just relax and respond naturally. 1055 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,854 Are you ready? Yes, sir. 1056 00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:12,189 You can just answer "yes" or "no." 1057 00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,094 Is your name Jim Luther Davis? 1058 00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:18,896 Yes. 1059 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:22,567 Do you live in Los Angeles? 1060 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,601 Yes. 1061 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:27,071 Are you 26 years old? 1062 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:28,839 Yes. 1063 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,809 Are you married? 1064 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,043 No. 1065 00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:39,550 Are you wearing shoes? 1066 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:41,786 Yes. 1067 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,955 Have you ever smoked marijuana? 1068 00:58:45,756 --> 00:58:46,757 Yes. 1069 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:53,564 Aside from the occasion you mentioned in your application? 1070 00:58:53,598 --> 00:58:54,699 No. 1071 00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,470 Jim, knock it off. 1072 00:59:02,607 --> 00:59:03,741 What, sir? 1073 00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:06,376 Son, I've been doing polygraph examinations 1074 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:09,580 since you were swimming in your daddy's balls. 1075 00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:11,481 So I know all the tricks. 1076 00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:15,419 You've either got a tack in your shoe or you're clenching your butt. 1077 00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:17,788 I've got spikes all over this thing. 1078 00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:20,625 If you do it again, 1079 00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:25,596 I'm gonna void this test and report that you were uncooperative. 1080 00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:27,131 Do you understand? 1081 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:28,165 Yes, sir. 1082 00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,437 Walk with me. 1083 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,608 We've got a problem, Jim. 1084 00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:38,809 With what? 1085 00:59:38,843 --> 00:59:39,877 With your candor. 1086 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:40,945 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1087 00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:42,179 Come in. 1088 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:44,749 He's here, sir. 1089 00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:45,983 Bring him in. 1090 00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:50,087 Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck, our regional director. 1091 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,555 Pleased to meet you, sir. 1092 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:52,790 Have a seat. 1093 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,324 And Mr. Gillespie. 1094 00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:55,760 Pleased to meet you, sir. 1095 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:00,264 Jim, 1096 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:05,135 you are an exemplary candidate with valuable operational experience. 1097 01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,805 You cleared the psych and physical hurdles. 1098 01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:11,575 Your credit's good, you've kept your nose clean, 1099 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:13,010 you've got the Spanish. 1100 01:00:13,043 --> 01:00:14,611 Your clearance is still valid. 1101 01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:17,685 Everybody we talked to for background had only great things to say about you. 1102 01:00:18,883 --> 01:00:21,952 And then you scored a negative five on the polygraph. 1103 01:00:21,986 --> 01:00:24,021 That's indicative of deception. 1104 01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:29,626 We were wondering why, until we got the results of your urinalysis. 1105 01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:33,864 We detected THC metabolites in the urine, Jim. 1106 01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:38,102 The levels were just below the positive threshold, 1107 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,870 but there was a presence. 1108 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,873 Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis? 1109 01:00:42,907 --> 01:00:45,142 I don't have a drug problem, sir. 1110 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:48,679 I made a very stupid mistake. 1111 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:51,782 Care to tell us the circumstances of your "stupid mistake"? 1112 01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:54,819 I was at a party and someone offered me a joint. 1113 01:00:56,821 --> 01:01:01,191 I was pretty angry about not getting into the LAPD. 1114 01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:04,528 So I was feeling rebellious and... 1115 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:08,733 I inhaled. 1116 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,737 Someone considering a career in law enforcement 1117 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:15,372 would be well advised to exercise a little more discipline. 1118 01:01:15,405 --> 01:01:16,774 Yes, sir. 1119 01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:20,911 I'm on the fence, Dunn. 1120 01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:23,380 It's your call. 1121 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:27,117 Mr. Davis, I'm in charge of several programs. 1122 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:28,618 Yes, sir. 1123 01:01:28,652 --> 01:01:30,788 I had a nice chat with your old commanding officer. 1124 01:01:34,925 --> 01:01:37,327 [SPEAKING ARABIC] 1125 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,229 [SPEAKING ARABIC] 1126 01:01:39,596 --> 01:01:40,765 Good. 1127 01:01:41,866 --> 01:01:43,600 Recognize these guys? 1128 01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:50,674 Yeah, your buddies. Your old Haji buddies. 1129 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,943 You should work in a deli, how you sliced these guys up. 1130 01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:54,278 Jesus Christ. 1131 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:56,814 I'm sorry. Did I ruin your lunch? 1132 01:01:58,615 --> 01:02:01,952 You went through those sons of bitches like butter. 1133 01:02:01,986 --> 01:02:04,955 I took my objective and did what was necessary 1134 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:08,092 to obtain information vital to national security 1135 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,327 that saved American lives. 1136 01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:12,429 You whacked them all, huh, Jim? 1137 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:14,531 My C.O. told me not to leave anything breathing. 1138 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,733 I do what I'm told. Relax, son. 1139 01:02:16,767 --> 01:02:19,169 You were getting paid to fuck people up. 1140 01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:21,771 You know, we're beefing up our anti-narcotics programs 1141 01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:23,107 in Latin America. 1142 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:27,912 Yes, sir. I heard some things on the grapevine. 1143 01:02:28,612 --> 01:02:29,947 I want you on my team. 1144 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,983 I need someone who can get things done on my taskforce in Columbia. 1145 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:35,085 Sir, 1146 01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:38,823 I listed Los Angeles and San Diego on my dream sheet. 1147 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:41,525 No slots in southern California? No, Jim. 1148 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:45,195 I got Columbia. That's what I have for you. 1149 01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:47,364 If it's not what you want, 1150 01:02:47,798 --> 01:02:50,334 thank you for your time. You can hit the door. 1151 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:54,538 What exactly would I be doing? 1152 01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,307 Running and gunning in the jungle? 1153 01:02:57,341 --> 01:03:00,144 Mr. Davis, this is the deal. 1154 01:03:00,177 --> 01:03:03,147 You'll be riding shotgun with the locals as interpreter advisor 1155 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:06,016 on sharp-end operations. You'll be in some very hot areas. 1156 01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:07,117 How hot? 1157 01:03:07,852 --> 01:03:09,186 We talkin' trigger time? 1158 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,787 Sure, if you want. 1159 01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:13,790 Who exactly would I be working for? 1160 01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,559 The U.S. Government, Jim. 1161 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,662 I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week. 1162 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:20,164 You make it through in one piece, 1163 01:03:20,197 --> 01:03:23,033 you'll be working with Columbia's finest by the summer. 1164 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:28,672 It's just that I'm supposed to get married, sir. 1165 01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:31,008 Maybe now's not the time to start a family. 1166 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:34,811 We've been together a long time. I'm serious about marrying her. 1167 01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:40,150 A foreign bride could jeopardize your security clearance. 1168 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:44,388 Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican. 1169 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:48,325 Columbian broads are smoking hot and knee deep. 1170 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,227 You'll get a per diem and a driver. 1171 01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,895 You'll live like a fucking king down there. 1172 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:53,497 Yes, sir, I understand. 1173 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,866 You take some time and think about what you want to do. 1174 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,902 This is a serious commitment. 1175 01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:03,407 I want the opportunity, sir. 1176 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,743 I want onboard. 1177 01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:14,818 Welcome aboard. I'm taking a big chance on you. 1178 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,587 Thank you, sir. This is the career I've dreamed of. 1179 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:20,690 These are your orders, orientation material and travel money. 1180 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:24,728 Report to FLETC before the end of working hours, Wednesday. 1181 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,030 Thank you, sir. 1182 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,697 Go. 1183 01:04:45,749 --> 01:04:47,251 Sorry, dawg. 1184 01:04:49,053 --> 01:04:50,654 No. 1185 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,825 I got the job. 1186 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,429 Oh, shit. Yeah? 1187 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,899 Me, too. 1188 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:08,605 When do you start? Monday. 1189 01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:11,241 When do you start? Wednesday. 1190 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:14,111 Big Jim is back on the Man's payroll. 1191 01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:19,683 I got the W-2 and the employee handbook as proof of employment. 1192 01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:23,653 I will be back in the arms of my woman tonight. 1193 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:24,788 Good. 1194 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:29,793 Hey, we've got to celebrate this shit. 1195 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,761 Salud. 1196 01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:36,766 Oh, shit. 1197 01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:42,306 Fuzz. 1198 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:46,510 They're on my ass, dawg. And my license is suspended. 1199 01:05:47,211 --> 01:05:49,479 Maybe he's after someone else. 1200 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:54,818 Shit! Fucking shit! Man, he pointed right at me. 1201 01:05:55,819 --> 01:05:57,754 We got the open beers. 1202 01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:59,856 Fuck the beers. The guns. 1203 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:02,526 Shoot the fucker. 1204 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,961 The car's in my name. We're fucked. 1205 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:10,600 Fuckin' shit. Shit! Right when things were starting to go good, 1206 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:13,237 I'm going to jail. Damn it, I'm going to jail. 1207 01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:15,172 [SIRENS SOUNDING] 1208 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,807 I can dump these guys. 1209 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:20,644 Rip the video from their trunk. 1210 01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:29,986 Let's see some hands! Let's see your hands on the fucking dash! 1211 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,223 Grab the sky or I'll blow your fucking heads off! 1212 01:06:33,257 --> 01:06:35,659 Blink and die, scumbags! 1213 01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,467 MIKE: Man, look who it is, dude. 1214 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:45,169 It's all right. I know these guys. 1215 01:06:45,202 --> 01:06:46,403 You fuckin' asshole! 1216 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,439 You're such a prick! You scared the fuck out of me! 1217 01:06:50,274 --> 01:06:51,875 What's up, homie? 1218 01:06:53,577 --> 01:06:54,844 What's up, fool? What's up, man? 1219 01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:56,680 I would have shot you, jerk! 1220 01:06:57,381 --> 01:06:59,383 That shit wasn't fuckin' funny, Leo. 1221 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,118 Yeah, it was hilarious. 1222 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,920 You guys getting fucked up? 1223 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,690 Of course, dawg. It's Friday. 1224 01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,659 Well, boot, you in the Academy yet? 1225 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:12,028 Fuck. No. Fuck the LAPD. 1226 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:14,564 It's local small-time bullshit. 1227 01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:16,699 I'm going with the Feds. How'd you get that hookup, dawg? 1228 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:20,104 You know me. Got my connection. Going to FLETC on Wednesday. 1229 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:23,840 Hey, see if you can get me in there. Yeah. I'll look into that. 1230 01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,475 How's Sylvia? 1231 01:07:25,742 --> 01:07:27,811 None of your concern, ass-wipe. 1232 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,280 Say hi to her for me, no? 1233 01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:31,415 No. 1234 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:35,018 This vato's all protective of his female. 1235 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:37,387 Hey, check this out. 1236 01:07:38,922 --> 01:07:41,091 Nice, huh? That's a nine? 1237 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:42,726 Mmm-hmm. 1238 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:43,992 Sorry, dawg. I've got a lot of nines. 1239 01:07:43,993 --> 01:07:45,695 Come on dude. This is a badass Ruger. 1240 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,964 Talk to Toussant. He'll buy that shit. 1241 01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:49,799 Ah, Toussant, he's in Florida. 1242 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:52,169 He's back. He called me today. 1243 01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,108 Page me tonight, bro. 1244 01:07:58,142 --> 01:08:01,345 We'll hit the clubs and tear up some fine hinas. 1245 01:08:02,846 --> 01:08:04,148 Later. Sure, dawg. 1246 01:08:04,181 --> 01:08:06,082 I'm on the city's time. 1247 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,918 You guys be cool. Okay? 1248 01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:16,926 Fuck, he put a scare in me. Yeah, me, too. 1249 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,596 He's a dick. You want to party with him? 1250 01:08:19,629 --> 01:08:20,697 Fuck, no. 1251 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,968 [HIP HOP PLAYING LOUDLY] 1252 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:27,471 Let's see if this motherfucker's home, dude. 1253 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,512 Toussant! 1254 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,616 Toussant! Yo, Toussant! 1255 01:08:39,649 --> 01:08:43,320 Hah! Come on, man! Can't go far in that little fuckin' place of yours! 1256 01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:48,158 Goddamn it, I'm comin'! Chill out! 1257 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:52,296 [SHOUTING] You're washin' that dirty ass. 1258 01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:54,198 [ALL LAUGHING] 1259 01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:02,406 Group love. Come on! Group love, boys. 1260 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:05,209 Come on inside, you two! Welcome back, hometown. 1261 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:08,878 Shit. I missed you crazy fuckers, man. 1262 01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,648 Leo told us you were back. Thanks for calling, asshole! 1263 01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,150 Fuck! Open that fuckin' door! 1264 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,690 You a cop? 1265 01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:22,859 Uh-uh. I'm going Federal. 1266 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,628 [WHISTLES] 1267 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:28,698 Man! Craziest head I know is going to be a Fed. 1268 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,900 Yes, sir! Sir. 1269 01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:34,571 Still sponging off your woman? 1270 01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,374 Fuck you, dawg. I've got a job. Motherfucker. 1271 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,710 Look, dude... 1272 01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:43,247 This is bad. 1273 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,082 It's yours for three big ones, dawg. 1274 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,219 Fuck, yeah, I want it! 1275 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:52,856 What's up? What's up? 1276 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:54,724 Huh? 1277 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:58,928 What the fuck you say now, huh? Hey! Huh? 1278 01:09:59,729 --> 01:10:03,733 Bam! Bam! Bam! Motherfucker, I'm strapped! 1279 01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:07,637 What the fuck is up now, huh? 1280 01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:11,641 Your kneecap Whoa, whoa! and shit! 1281 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:15,312 Step up and get blasted! 1282 01:10:16,112 --> 01:10:19,716 Shit, man. What the fuck is up now? 1283 01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:24,354 Kick back, gunslinger. It's loaded. Shit goes through walls. 1284 01:10:24,388 --> 01:10:27,090 You'll pop the neighbors' little kids. Loaded? 1285 01:10:27,123 --> 01:10:28,792 Uh-oh. Whoo! 1286 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,731 Fuck dude. I'm straight, bro. 1287 01:10:35,965 --> 01:10:39,669 Yo. Guys. We gotta party tonight. 1288 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,806 You know? Go clubbin' or somethin'. 1289 01:10:42,839 --> 01:10:45,609 No, I got a better idea. What? Here, sir. 1290 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:51,681 Let's go to Mexico. Mexico? 1291 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:53,350 Yeah. I'm in. 1292 01:10:58,187 --> 01:10:59,289 [ALL CLAMORING] 1293 01:10:59,323 --> 01:11:01,425 Fuck you, you little faggot. 1294 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,826 We gotta go up those fucking hills. 1295 01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:04,561 Right, right. Jim, Jim! 1296 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,297 Yo! Dude, dude, stay back, boy. Stay back. 1297 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,899 Aw. Motherfucker's gotta ask permission. 1298 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,301 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1299 01:11:11,668 --> 01:11:13,803 MIKE: Fuck you! Let me tell you something. 1300 01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:16,840 I am a grown motherfuckin' man. All right? 1301 01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:20,910 I'm going to tell her the good news, make up, grab my shit, and we are out. 1302 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:23,012 MAN ON TV: Lines, lines, and more lines. 1303 01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:25,649 For many passengers traveling through LAX, 1304 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,853 the waiting has become unbearable. It's hit or miss. You can't predict it. 1305 01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:31,688 Excuse me. You're not made out of glass. 1306 01:11:31,721 --> 01:11:33,690 I'm made out of me. 1307 01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:36,826 You're drunk. I'm celebrating, baby. 1308 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,062 What? Another wasted day? 1309 01:11:40,697 --> 01:11:41,865 Here! 1310 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:56,546 This is a good company. They make all the new condos downtown. 1311 01:11:56,580 --> 01:11:57,714 How much? 1312 01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:58,815 Twelve an hour. 1313 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:00,884 Plus, their MIS guy is leaving in three months. 1314 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:04,354 I'm gonna update my certifications and take his job over. 1315 01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:05,822 Then I'll make bank. 1316 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:11,194 You're such an asshole! 1317 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:14,731 Why? This shit is real! This is a great job, 1318 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,732 the pay is outstanding and it's a great opportunity 1319 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:19,035 for me to do what I want to do. I know. 1320 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:22,372 It's so... So Mike. 1321 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:26,676 You can't just go out and get a shitty job. You've got to get a... 1322 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:29,045 A dream job? Yeah. A dream job. 1323 01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:32,048 Why shouldn't your dream guy have a dream job? 1324 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,259 [BOTH MOANING] 1325 01:12:43,793 --> 01:12:47,030 Come here. I have a job for you. 1326 01:12:51,267 --> 01:12:53,570 [SINGING] 1327 01:12:57,941 --> 01:13:00,777 What the fuck is taking so long? 1328 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:02,846 Knew this shit would happen. She hates my ass. 1329 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:04,414 She's not going to let him go. 1330 01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,417 Go knock. 1331 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,488 Dude, go knock. 1332 01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:15,459 Bro! Drag his fucking ass out of there! 1333 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,000 Yo, Miguel! 1334 01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:27,837 Hey. 1335 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,141 Whoo! Mike, hurry up! 1336 01:13:35,512 --> 01:13:38,448 What the fuck are you doin'? Come on, dude! 1337 01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:43,453 I'm tearing it up. I'm hitting it, bro. It's been a few days. 1338 01:13:43,787 --> 01:13:46,790 You guys just go ahead, man. I'm gonna chill. What? 1339 01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:50,794 I'm just going to kick it here with the woman. 1340 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:52,696 You said you'd go, man. 1341 01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:56,833 Your woman's in your head. That's wrong. That's your nuts, bro. 1342 01:13:56,866 --> 01:14:00,770 Dawg. Sylvia's all happy because I got a job. 1343 01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:03,006 All right, dude? She wants us to fucking chill together. 1344 01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:04,708 Man. 1345 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:09,112 Homegirl put the zap on your head. This is our last chance to hang. 1346 01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:12,649 You're like my brother. You're all I've got. 1347 01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:14,584 You're going to dawg me like that? 1348 01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:16,686 I can fuckin' d... Hey. Hi, baby. 1349 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,789 Hey, Sylvia. He's going to Mexico. 1350 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,259 No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is. 1351 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:26,029 I'm joining the Feds. I'm gone. I'm out of here next week. 1352 01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:30,567 Least you can do is let my best friend see me off. 1353 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,637 Baby, it's not safe. All you're going to do is drink. 1354 01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:35,839 Oh, fuck, man. 1355 01:14:35,872 --> 01:14:37,741 Hey, Mike, come on. 1356 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:42,411 Come on. Fuck, man! Come on. You promised. You promised, man. 1357 01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:47,350 Yo, I promised, Sylvia. Okay? 1358 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:50,319 Mike, you're not going to Mexico! 1359 01:14:51,054 --> 01:14:53,389 What? You're not going! 1360 01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,324 I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia. 1361 01:14:56,693 --> 01:15:00,296 Mike, you know what? Do what you want. But I'm not gonna be here when you get back. 1362 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,899 That's fucked up! 1363 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,301 Why you gotta lay that bullshit on him? 1364 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:08,572 Because I don't want him going with you, Jim. You're fucking nuts! 1365 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,139 You're crazy and you're dangerous! 1366 01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:12,742 And my biggest nightmare is you with a fucking badge! 1367 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:14,276 You're the last person who should have one! 1368 01:15:14,277 --> 01:15:15,411 Yeah? Yeah! 1369 01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:17,179 That's not bullshit! That's the truth. Fuck this! 1370 01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,214 Whoa, hey. 1371 01:15:18,247 --> 01:15:21,751 Whatever man. Fucking thanks, homie! 1372 01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:24,888 Yeah, laters. Bye! 1373 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:28,925 Yo, yo, Bro! I'm goin'. 1374 01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:33,697 I've gotta go. Get the fuck out of here, go! 1375 01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:37,333 Go! Fuck this shit. 1376 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:39,202 Good night, Sylvia. Kiss my ass, Jim! 1377 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:40,770 Any time, sellout. 1378 01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:43,907 Are you going to be happy once he's dead? Huh? 1379 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:56,319 Hey, Toussant! I heard the battle, man. 1380 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,755 Yo, your lady didn't want you going, huh? No. 1381 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:01,157 But I'm going. Yeah, shit. 1382 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,060 I'm a motherfucking man. That's right. 1383 01:16:04,093 --> 01:16:06,029 I walk the earth at will. 1384 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:10,767 I do whatever the fuck I want. We're men, right? That's what we do. 1385 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,702 Right? Amen! And don't worry. 1386 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,402 Homegirl will be waiting when you get back. 1387 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:17,240 You're right. She wouldn't play that shit like that. 1388 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,142 Shit, I got a fucking job for real! You did. 1389 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:22,812 Plus, you're my homie, dawg. You're going to go fucking do your thing, 1390 01:16:22,846 --> 01:16:24,447 and this is it. No shit, dude. 1391 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,983 We're all dawgs! I got you guys' backs. 1392 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:29,118 No doubt. This is gonna be fuckin' cool, yo. 1393 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:33,823 I got a job, you got a job and shit! I got some bud! We got some smokes! 1394 01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:35,992 We got some motherfuckin' money. We are on a mission! 1395 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,662 Let's get our heads together so we can achieve our objective 1396 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:39,829 in a timely manner! 1397 01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:42,065 Let's get deployed, people! 1398 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,900 [ALL YELLING] 1399 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:47,837 TOUSSANT: Hey-ya, hey-ya, hey-ya! 1400 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:11,728 Wake up, wake up! Rise and fucking shine! 1401 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:14,731 Come on, ladies! Chow time. Chow's getting cold! 1402 01:17:14,998 --> 01:17:17,466 What the fuck, Jim? Chill, dude. 1403 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:36,853 Dude, where are we? Her family, man. 1404 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:40,189 Damn! It's a shizzack! 1405 01:17:40,223 --> 01:17:44,560 Hey, hey, hey. It's a home, all right? Respect, bro. 1406 01:17:46,095 --> 01:17:47,997 Straighten up, fellas. 1407 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:55,939 My old lady, Marta. Mike. Toussant. Hola, mucho gusto. Hola. 1408 01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:02,011 Marisa. Marta's mom. Buenos dias. 1409 01:18:02,045 --> 01:18:03,512 Buenos dias. 1410 01:18:03,947 --> 01:18:07,250 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1411 01:18:07,550 --> 01:18:09,018 Mucho gusto. Mucho gusto. Mike. 1412 01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:10,887 Vicki. Toussant. 1413 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:12,688 Vicki. 1414 01:18:13,957 --> 01:18:16,225 Hey, grab yourselves a rock. [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1415 01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:23,967 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1416 01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:25,769 Thank you, baby. 1417 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,671 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1418 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,439 [JIM LAUGHING] 1419 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:33,409 Yo, what's she saying, dude? 1420 01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:35,812 They think you're cool. Sweet. 1421 01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:39,715 [ALL SPEAKING SPANISH] 1422 01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:49,926 Dude... Marta's fine as fuck, bro. 1423 01:18:50,293 --> 01:18:54,630 I'm just saying, dude. You need to marry her, bro. If you don't, you're a fool. 1424 01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:56,800 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1425 01:18:59,969 --> 01:19:02,238 JIM: That shit's good, man. 1426 01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:05,141 MIKE: I dig this fuckin' weed from here. That's what I want. 1427 01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:08,677 You know where some fields are, dude? 1428 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,349 I want to see where they grow it. 1429 01:19:13,682 --> 01:19:18,021 And maybe they'll let us go out and pick some of that really good weed. 1430 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,665 [JIM GROANING] Oh, shit. 1431 01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:36,873 MIKE: Toussant. 1432 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:42,979 This is nice. 1433 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,314 This is beautiful, man. 1434 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,383 Dawg, you see this? 1435 01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:52,355 Beautiful. 1436 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:57,193 Mmm... When the hell did you get all the pistos, dawg? 1437 01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:59,728 Mexico, man. It's magic. 1438 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:06,802 TOUSSANT: He bleed? JIM: Like a stuck pig. 1439 01:20:06,836 --> 01:20:09,538 How did Letty know you were tearing up her sister? 1440 01:20:09,572 --> 01:20:13,242 That fuckin' bitch, Patty, right? I took her to dinner. 1441 01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:18,347 Took her for a cruise up to Malibu. Got up all in it in the back of my ride. 1442 01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:21,617 Pounded that fish. Good fuckin' fish. 1443 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,152 I figure the crazy broad 1444 01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:26,322 pulled out some hairs and pubes and stashed it in the seat. 1445 01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:30,159 Oh, dude, you gotta watch that shit, man. Chicks get treacherous. 1446 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:31,494 No shit. 1447 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,829 Sibling rivalry, Jim. 1448 01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:37,733 Next day, I'm driving around with Letty, all kicked back and shit, and she radars in 1449 01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:42,205 on this rat's nest and pulls out these long-ass hairs. 1450 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:45,274 She's like, "What are these? Whose are these?" 1451 01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:49,045 She sees all the pubes mixed in... Fucking busted! 1452 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:50,846 Busted! Busted! 1453 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:54,683 Dude, how'd she know they were her sister's? 1454 01:20:54,717 --> 01:20:58,421 Come on, dude. Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike? 1455 01:20:58,454 --> 01:20:59,722 You know? Live and learn. Yep. 1456 01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:02,391 Next time you'll be all up in your ride with a SuperVac, dude. 1457 01:21:02,691 --> 01:21:04,961 Treachery. Yeah, treachery. 1458 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:16,372 Um... Shouldn't we be helping them? 1459 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:18,874 You know how to handwash? No. 1460 01:21:18,908 --> 01:21:21,277 Then don't sweat it. Yeah, we're men. 1461 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:24,914 They know we don't do that shit. That's right. We're men. 1462 01:21:26,482 --> 01:21:27,883 Oh, yeah. 1463 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,356 TOUSSANT: This is paradise, huh? 1464 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,757 Mmm-hmm. 1465 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,894 Yo, Mike? Yeah? 1466 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:41,064 They're sending me to Columbia. 1467 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:47,303 Columbia. 1468 01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,773 Who, the Man? 1469 01:21:51,174 --> 01:21:52,341 Yep. 1470 01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:55,244 Tearing shit up down there and need my help. 1471 01:21:55,278 --> 01:21:56,812 Doing what? 1472 01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,281 Busting up drug labs and drug lords and all that shit? 1473 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:02,885 You've got it. Gonna be an advisor. You know, "Shoot him, him and him." 1474 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:06,622 Then it's back to the barracks for bitches and beer. I'm set. 1475 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:09,592 Why do you want to do that shit, dude? 1476 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:16,099 What about Marta? You know? Ain't going to happen. 1477 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:19,902 They told me not to get married. 1478 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,804 That's messed. They really told you that? 1479 01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:23,506 JIM: Not straight up, but I heard them. 1480 01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:26,909 Yo, if the Feds won't let you hook up with your old lady you need to tell them 1481 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,144 to fuck off. 1482 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:32,215 Yeah. You love her, she loves you. Right? 1483 01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,818 Dude, you need to move down here, marry Marta. 1484 01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:39,288 You'll get a goodass job working with fucking tourists or something. 1485 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:41,124 Fuck that. 1486 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:44,827 Taking bucket baths in cold-ass water? Wading around in ankle-deep mud? 1487 01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:47,696 Outhouses, man! Fucking outhouses! 1488 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,965 You told Marta yet? 1489 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:58,507 You love this place. It's in your eyes, man. 1490 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:02,111 Dude, this is what it's all about. 1491 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:05,814 You've got a woman that loves you and a place to stay. 1492 01:23:06,015 --> 01:23:08,417 You'd be happy here. You know it. 1493 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:11,320 Shacking up with Marta, 1494 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:15,691 squeezing out some puppies, has its appeal, but... 1495 01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:21,864 This is my career. I've got one shot. 1496 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,333 TOUSSANT: You're making a mistake. 1497 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:28,504 You should stay right here with your lady. 1498 01:23:28,537 --> 01:23:31,274 What the fuck you going to do in Columbia? 1499 01:23:34,777 --> 01:23:39,848 Whack people. Program shit. You ain't down, fuck you. 1500 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:44,520 Bring in the gunships and smoke your little jungle hideaway. You know? 1501 01:23:45,254 --> 01:23:46,694 I'm a soldier of the Apocalypse, man. 1502 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:50,359 I'll be in a chopper, doorgunning villagers and shit. 1503 01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:51,760 Fuck them. 1504 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,463 Kill their chickens and dogs, too, man. 1505 01:23:57,133 --> 01:23:58,867 I don't give a fuck. 1506 01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:17,153 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1507 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:23,426 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1508 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:27,463 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1509 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:31,300 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1510 01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:37,773 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1511 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:41,844 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1512 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,747 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1513 01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:58,694 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 1514 01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:03,766 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1515 01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:09,338 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1516 01:25:16,179 --> 01:25:18,981 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1517 01:25:20,816 --> 01:25:22,050 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1518 01:25:25,388 --> 01:25:28,624 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1519 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,330 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1520 01:25:37,866 --> 01:25:39,468 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1521 01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:42,305 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1522 01:25:43,872 --> 01:25:45,541 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1523 01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:49,578 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1524 01:25:52,848 --> 01:25:53,848 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1525 01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:56,185 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1526 01:25:56,752 --> 01:26:00,323 [MEXICAN BAND PLAYING] 1527 01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:06,895 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1528 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,831 We've been together that long. 1529 01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:12,167 You're bringing sand to the beach, dumbass. Cover that shit up. 1530 01:26:12,201 --> 01:26:16,772 Dude! How do you say "You're beautiful," in Spanish? 1531 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,174 Bonita. Bonita. 1532 01:26:21,344 --> 01:26:24,213 Don't you know that shit, Toussant? 1533 01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:28,083 Hey, baby, can you get me a new one? 1534 01:26:28,116 --> 01:26:29,718 Was that all right? Did I get it? Huh? 1535 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:32,588 You think I got it? Yeah, she got the point. 1536 01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:39,762 Yo, Mike, that chick digs you. 1537 01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:41,730 What chick? 1538 01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:48,671 Oh. She's good, dawg. Yeah. Her name's Lina. She's a freak. 1539 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:52,875 She'll fuck you, dude. She's a freak, huh? 1540 01:26:53,309 --> 01:26:54,576 How do you know? Did you fuck her? 1541 01:26:54,577 --> 01:26:56,812 No. Out of respect for Marta. 1542 01:26:57,546 --> 01:27:02,117 Not that I don't want to. Hey, baby. Ask her to dance. 1543 01:27:04,487 --> 01:27:06,489 Nah, I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude. 1544 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:12,895 There's a big gap between dancing and fucking, man. Go explore it. 1545 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,632 No, shit. 1546 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,074 [JIM CHEERING] 1547 01:28:50,759 --> 01:28:52,528 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1548 01:28:56,665 --> 01:28:58,501 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1549 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:02,237 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1550 01:29:04,072 --> 01:29:05,608 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1551 01:29:06,775 --> 01:29:07,776 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1552 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:23,792 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1553 01:29:29,231 --> 01:29:30,232 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1554 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:40,242 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1555 01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:45,280 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1556 01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:48,451 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1557 01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:00,996 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1558 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:06,168 No. 1559 01:30:07,903 --> 01:30:10,305 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1560 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,815 You're fucking nuts. 1561 01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:23,752 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1562 01:30:27,355 --> 01:30:30,125 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1563 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:35,163 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1564 01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:36,932 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1565 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:38,801 Huh? 1566 01:30:39,034 --> 01:30:40,102 Yeah? 1567 01:30:40,135 --> 01:30:42,605 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1568 01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:48,844 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1569 01:30:52,815 --> 01:30:54,016 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1570 01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:01,189 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1571 01:31:03,726 --> 01:31:06,695 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1572 01:31:08,831 --> 01:31:10,533 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1573 01:31:12,735 --> 01:31:15,237 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1574 01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:27,750 You fucked up woman. 1575 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,317 [GASPING] 1576 01:31:30,653 --> 01:31:32,320 I'll do it. 1577 01:31:32,688 --> 01:31:34,723 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1578 01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:38,861 It's easy. 1579 01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:41,697 [GASPING] 1580 01:31:55,544 --> 01:31:56,745 Jim! 1581 01:31:58,547 --> 01:31:59,748 Jim! 1582 01:32:02,885 --> 01:32:03,886 [PANTING] 1583 01:32:24,306 --> 01:32:27,309 What's up? Where's Toussant? 1584 01:32:27,776 --> 01:32:28,777 Dancing. 1585 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,714 Yeah? You gonna get back to the party? Yeah. 1586 01:32:32,615 --> 01:32:35,417 Let's get back to the party, man. 1587 01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:37,586 Yeah. 1588 01:32:38,386 --> 01:32:40,689 Go tell Toussant that we're gonna get the fuck outta here. 1589 01:32:40,723 --> 01:32:42,891 Go into the party and tell him. Huh? We're leaving? 1590 01:32:43,425 --> 01:32:44,993 Yeah, we're gonna leave. 1591 01:32:47,129 --> 01:32:49,464 Yeah, let's go. Go ahead, go get Toussant, man. 1592 01:32:49,497 --> 01:32:50,733 Go get him. 1593 01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:01,043 Hey, we're going. Fuck you, dude. 1594 01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:02,945 I'm having a great time, bro. 1595 01:33:04,747 --> 01:33:07,816 Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker. You in the car or not? 1596 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,421 He's fuckin' crazy, man. 1597 01:33:13,455 --> 01:33:14,723 What the fuck? 1598 01:33:14,757 --> 01:33:16,825 All right, let's move it, man. 1599 01:33:18,761 --> 01:33:20,963 What the fuck is your problem, psycho? 1600 01:33:20,996 --> 01:33:24,967 Hey, homeboy's losing it. Shut the fuck up and just get in the car. 1601 01:33:26,501 --> 01:33:27,803 Bullshit! 1602 01:33:29,838 --> 01:33:31,006 This is fucked up! 1603 01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:37,880 [SOBBING] 1604 01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:41,049 [ENGINE ROARING] 1605 01:33:59,968 --> 01:34:03,005 Dude, slow down. 1606 01:34:06,541 --> 01:34:08,010 Fuck me. 1607 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:09,912 Oh, yeah. 1608 01:34:11,747 --> 01:34:14,449 Slow down, you crazy motherfucker! 1609 01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:16,685 I want a cop to pull me over. 1610 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:21,724 Treachery. Fucking treachery. 1611 01:34:22,758 --> 01:34:25,093 Jim, slow down! Shut up! 1612 01:34:26,594 --> 01:34:27,830 Fuck, dude. 1613 01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:30,833 Only female I trust. 1614 01:34:32,735 --> 01:34:34,837 Fuck you, God! 1615 01:34:35,237 --> 01:34:38,774 You don't have the fucking balls to take my ass. 1616 01:34:40,776 --> 01:34:42,778 Jim, don't say that shit, dude. 1617 01:34:58,727 --> 01:34:59,862 Jim. 1618 01:35:03,565 --> 01:35:08,971 Dude, you are getting out of control. Okay? You need psychiatric help, man. 1619 01:35:09,772 --> 01:35:14,309 You're seriously fucked up, dude. You need to sue the military. 1620 01:35:15,811 --> 01:35:17,479 Or something. 1621 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,315 You used to be mellow. 1622 01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,219 Later, homie. 1623 01:35:24,252 --> 01:35:25,754 Night, dawg. 1624 01:35:26,755 --> 01:35:27,756 Laters. 1625 01:35:29,091 --> 01:35:32,060 I ain't hangin' around you anymore until you get some fuckin' help. 1626 01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:33,728 You can 12-step off, bitch. 1627 01:35:35,263 --> 01:35:36,965 You're dismissed. 1628 01:35:50,612 --> 01:35:52,781 He's right, dude. Yeah. 1629 01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:57,820 Georgia will get me squared away. 1630 01:35:58,686 --> 01:35:59,687 Hope so. 1631 01:36:01,323 --> 01:36:03,691 What was that shit with Marta, dude? 1632 01:36:05,928 --> 01:36:08,330 I don't know why that happened. 1633 01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:15,103 But I'm cool. I'm cool, now. Okay? 1634 01:36:16,704 --> 01:36:17,840 Yeah. 1635 01:36:17,873 --> 01:36:19,307 I'm cool. 1636 01:36:30,718 --> 01:36:32,955 Look, dude, she told me she was pregnant. 1637 01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:36,024 I had a panic attack, you know. I pulled my gun. 1638 01:36:36,058 --> 01:36:39,194 C'mon, dawg, I thought you loved her, dude. 1639 01:36:40,395 --> 01:36:41,763 I do. 1640 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:43,731 Aw, fuck. 1641 01:36:44,232 --> 01:36:46,835 C'mon, man, let's go drop off that bud. 1642 01:36:49,972 --> 01:36:52,340 What bud? There's 20 kilos in the trunk. 1643 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:55,277 Say that again. 1644 01:36:55,310 --> 01:36:58,246 [LAUGHING] There're 20 kilos in the trunk, man. 1645 01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:00,182 Of weed? Yeah. 1646 01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:02,217 Get the fuck outta here. 1647 01:37:02,250 --> 01:37:05,520 I picked it up at the party. I'm droppin' it at Casper's. 1648 01:37:05,553 --> 01:37:06,621 Casper? 1649 01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:09,724 [LAUGHING] I get three G's. 1650 01:37:10,158 --> 01:37:11,493 We get three G's. 1651 01:37:11,826 --> 01:37:14,829 You drove it across the border? 1652 01:37:14,863 --> 01:37:15,964 [LAUGHING] Yeah. 1653 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:17,732 What if they would've caught us, man? 1654 01:37:17,765 --> 01:37:19,401 Couldn't happen, man. 1655 01:37:19,701 --> 01:37:22,971 My shit is on fire right now. 1656 01:37:23,005 --> 01:37:25,807 My shit is wired right now, man. 1657 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:27,542 You risked my ass without telling me? 1658 01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:29,878 That's not cool, man! For three fuckin' G's? 1659 01:37:29,912 --> 01:37:33,815 Three G's? Man, that's a good rate for transportin'. 1660 01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:35,483 Shit, if I'd have told you, 1661 01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:38,820 you would've gotten all fuckin' hinkey at the border, man, and gotten us nabbed. 1662 01:37:38,853 --> 01:37:41,189 I wouldn't have been in the fuckin' car, dude! 1663 01:37:41,223 --> 01:37:43,558 I would have been on a motherfuckin' Greyhound. 1664 01:37:43,591 --> 01:37:45,493 That's a serious breach of the homie code, man, 1665 01:37:45,527 --> 01:37:47,862 not fuckin' telling me! Yeah... Yeah, okay. 1666 01:37:47,896 --> 01:37:49,197 I'm sorry, man. 1667 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,699 I'm sorry. You know, I should've... 1668 01:37:51,733 --> 01:37:53,767 I should've got you guys, you know, walk across the border. 1669 01:37:53,768 --> 01:37:55,570 I could've met you somewhere. 1670 01:37:55,603 --> 01:37:57,405 But you know, I got bills, I got shit. 1671 01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:58,740 I gotta put my shit in storage, 1672 01:37:58,773 --> 01:38:00,842 I gotta get gas out to Georgia... 1673 01:38:00,875 --> 01:38:02,844 Oh, fuck your money woes, dawg. 1674 01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:05,080 I am not catchin' a fuckin' case for you. 1675 01:38:05,113 --> 01:38:07,282 Let me out of the car right now. Oh, fuck, man. 1676 01:38:07,315 --> 01:38:08,917 C'mon, man. Let's drop this shit off, 1677 01:38:08,951 --> 01:38:10,352 let's get paid! Huh? 1678 01:38:10,385 --> 01:38:12,754 Let me out here! [STAMMERING] No! Mike, listen, listen! 1679 01:38:12,787 --> 01:38:15,389 No, fuck that shit! Let me out right here, right now, motherfucker! 1680 01:38:15,390 --> 01:38:18,260 You will feel so much better with a fistful of 20s! Huh? 1681 01:38:18,293 --> 01:38:19,427 Dude... 1682 01:38:20,328 --> 01:38:23,098 We're drunk and we got a trunk full of fuckin' weed, dude. 1683 01:38:23,131 --> 01:38:24,866 I am not... 1684 01:38:24,899 --> 01:38:26,634 Fuckin' Mike, don't bitch out on me! 1685 01:38:26,668 --> 01:38:28,502 Dawg, we are fuckin' drunk... Don't bitch out on me! 1686 01:38:28,503 --> 01:38:29,770 We got a trunk full of fuckin' weed! 1687 01:38:29,771 --> 01:38:31,273 I am still on probation, dickhead. 1688 01:38:31,306 --> 01:38:34,809 Let me out right now! Let me out right here, right fuckin' now, dude! 1689 01:38:34,842 --> 01:38:35,910 Let me get paid, man. 1690 01:38:35,944 --> 01:38:37,645 Will you fuckin' let me get paid? 1691 01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,114 Oh, no! Go get paid, man! 1692 01:38:39,147 --> 01:38:40,448 Fuckin' go for it, all right! 1693 01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:43,185 Just let me the fuck out! I don't give a fuck, dude. 1694 01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:48,923 What the fuck, dude! What the fuck you doing, man? 1695 01:38:49,324 --> 01:38:50,492 [JIM SCREAMS] 1696 01:38:50,525 --> 01:38:52,760 What the fuck are you doing, Jim? 1697 01:38:52,794 --> 01:38:54,662 What the fuck! What the fuck! 1698 01:38:54,696 --> 01:38:56,298 [DISTORTED] Fuck you! 1699 01:39:01,369 --> 01:39:02,937 [PANTING] Shit, man. 1700 01:39:03,138 --> 01:39:06,108 Oh fuck, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude. 1701 01:39:06,841 --> 01:39:08,343 Okay, I'm sorry. 1702 01:39:09,711 --> 01:39:12,014 Why the fuck would you put a gun to my neck, huh? 1703 01:39:12,847 --> 01:39:13,948 Hmm? 1704 01:39:13,982 --> 01:39:15,950 Huh? You gonna shoot me? No, man. 1705 01:39:15,984 --> 01:39:17,719 I'm sorry! I was trippin'! 1706 01:39:18,987 --> 01:39:20,455 I'd never... 1707 01:39:22,690 --> 01:39:25,627 I'd never, ever put a fuckin' gun to your head, dude. 1708 01:39:25,660 --> 01:39:26,728 I know. 1709 01:39:27,029 --> 01:39:29,331 I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry. 1710 01:39:29,364 --> 01:39:32,067 First your lady, now me, man? What the fuck is up? 1711 01:39:32,567 --> 01:39:33,968 I'm not thinking. 1712 01:39:34,002 --> 01:39:35,770 I got too much shit going on. 1713 01:39:35,803 --> 01:39:37,805 [SOBBING] 1714 01:39:38,406 --> 01:39:40,975 I'm... Oh fuck, I'm just faded, man. 1715 01:39:41,009 --> 01:39:43,478 That's all. I'm just fuckin' faded right now. 1716 01:39:43,511 --> 01:39:44,612 Okay? 1717 01:39:44,646 --> 01:39:46,881 I'll cruise you by your pad. I'll drop you off, man. 1718 01:39:46,914 --> 01:39:48,316 I'm sorry. 1719 01:39:48,350 --> 01:39:50,152 I'm sorry. Yeah... 1720 01:39:50,485 --> 01:39:52,020 You're a fuckup. 1721 01:39:53,721 --> 01:39:57,059 I'm going with you so you don't fuck this shit up, too. 1722 01:39:58,426 --> 01:40:00,228 We'll go to Casper's... 1723 01:40:01,729 --> 01:40:03,698 Get the money... Yeah... 1724 01:40:03,731 --> 01:40:05,800 Then you can drop me home and you can go to Georgia, 1725 01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:07,335 Fed out, and be the fuckin' Man. 1726 01:40:07,369 --> 01:40:09,804 Yeah... I'm gonna be the fuckin' Man. 1727 01:40:09,837 --> 01:40:11,873 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1728 01:40:11,906 --> 01:40:12,707 But I can drop you off, you know. 1729 01:40:12,740 --> 01:40:14,209 Take you up the hill. No... 1730 01:40:14,242 --> 01:40:15,943 [RAPIDLY] No, no, no. 1731 01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:17,545 No. 1732 01:40:19,914 --> 01:40:21,283 Keep on goin'. 1733 01:40:29,891 --> 01:40:31,226 MIKE: Looks sketchy. 1734 01:40:31,893 --> 01:40:33,061 JIM: I know. 1735 01:40:36,931 --> 01:40:39,434 Yo. What, you gonna shoot their pigeons? 1736 01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:41,469 Yeah. Just hurry up. 1737 01:40:54,582 --> 01:40:55,883 Yo, Casper. 1738 01:40:57,885 --> 01:41:00,054 [TELEVISION BLARING] 1739 01:41:00,422 --> 01:41:02,390 JIM: Buenas noches, senor. 1740 01:41:02,924 --> 01:41:05,059 Tiene los costales? 1741 01:41:05,093 --> 01:41:06,828 Go pop the trunk, dude. 1742 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,905 Con permiso. 1743 01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,417 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 1744 01:41:33,455 --> 01:41:34,756 [SNIFFING HEAVILY] 1745 01:41:39,694 --> 01:41:40,928 What's up, Casper? 1746 01:41:40,962 --> 01:41:42,130 What up, Jim? 1747 01:41:42,164 --> 01:41:43,931 What's crackin', man. 1748 01:41:45,367 --> 01:41:46,834 Is that you, Mike? 1749 01:41:46,868 --> 01:41:48,170 Yo, Casper. What up, dawg? 1750 01:41:48,203 --> 01:41:50,037 All right, homie. How you been? 1751 01:41:50,338 --> 01:41:51,673 You still with Sylvia? 1752 01:41:51,706 --> 01:41:52,974 I hope so. 1753 01:41:53,007 --> 01:41:54,742 Gonna find out tonight. 1754 01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:56,744 So, what's with your brother, dawg? 1755 01:41:56,778 --> 01:41:59,781 Fernie? He got blasted by the hulas a while back, ese. 1756 01:42:00,215 --> 01:42:02,817 Damn. Sorry to hear that, dawg. 1757 01:42:03,785 --> 01:42:06,854 You play, you pay. He knew what time it was. Right. 1758 01:42:06,888 --> 01:42:09,191 Hey, we gotta bounce. 1759 01:42:09,224 --> 01:42:10,625 You got the money? 1760 01:42:10,658 --> 01:42:12,960 Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay. 1761 01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:17,232 Yo, bring my feria, homie. 1762 01:42:18,366 --> 01:42:19,767 How's your old lady? 1763 01:42:19,801 --> 01:42:22,337 Well, bitch finally graduated, y'know. 1764 01:42:22,370 --> 01:42:23,771 JIM: Oh, fuck yeah! 1765 01:42:23,805 --> 01:42:25,807 Yeah, now she can support my ass, uh? 1766 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,341 MAN: I got all the feria right here, dawg. 1767 01:42:27,342 --> 01:42:28,710 And it's all rolled up and shit. 1768 01:42:28,743 --> 01:42:29,843 You know what I mean? All right. 1769 01:42:29,844 --> 01:42:31,345 Ready to go, dawg. Check this out, homie. 1770 01:42:31,346 --> 01:42:32,447 Aw, hell no! 1771 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:33,680 CASPER: Now, hold up, dawg? Don't trip. 1772 01:42:33,681 --> 01:42:35,817 I know these fools. They're with me, ese. 1773 01:42:35,850 --> 01:42:37,050 These are the fools that jacked me, man! 1774 01:42:37,051 --> 01:42:38,486 Fuck these motherfuckers! 1775 01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:39,654 I'm shootin' both of them. 1776 01:42:39,687 --> 01:42:41,388 At least give the homeboy a pass right here, dawg. 1777 01:42:41,389 --> 01:42:43,190 Yeah, yeah, let him bounce. I don't give a fuck. 1778 01:42:43,191 --> 01:42:45,493 I want this white boy in a box, though. 1779 01:42:45,527 --> 01:42:48,062 Hey, you in the ride... I ever see you again, ese, 1780 01:42:48,095 --> 01:42:50,632 you best be getting your last supper, 'cause you're a dead man. 1781 01:42:50,665 --> 01:42:52,098 Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike. 1782 01:42:52,099 --> 01:42:54,068 Take off, homie. 1783 01:42:54,101 --> 01:42:55,670 I'll be cool. 1784 01:43:02,744 --> 01:43:04,812 What the fuck! 1785 01:43:04,846 --> 01:43:06,514 Don't trip, ese. 1786 01:43:06,748 --> 01:43:07,882 All cool. 1787 01:43:09,351 --> 01:43:11,753 Chill, dawg! Chill, dawg! I got three kids. 1788 01:43:12,387 --> 01:43:13,988 Oh, no, please, sir. Please! 1789 01:43:14,021 --> 01:43:15,323 No, no, no... 1790 01:43:15,357 --> 01:43:16,491 Jim, no! 1791 01:43:16,524 --> 01:43:17,892 Please, please. 1792 01:43:24,566 --> 01:43:26,368 [GUN FIRES] 1793 01:43:26,901 --> 01:43:28,069 [DOG BARKING] 1794 01:43:28,102 --> 01:43:29,904 [GASPING] 1795 01:43:33,908 --> 01:43:35,543 [STARTING ENGINE] 1796 01:43:37,379 --> 01:43:41,549 Why the fuck did you do that? Why the fuck did you do that! Drive! Drive! 1797 01:43:42,317 --> 01:43:43,785 Puto! 1798 01:44:26,694 --> 01:44:28,229 Oh, my God, Jim! 1799 01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:29,497 I'm hit, man! 1800 01:44:29,531 --> 01:44:31,466 Oh, my God! I can't move my arm! 1801 01:44:31,866 --> 01:44:33,901 I can't feel my legs! 1802 01:44:33,935 --> 01:44:35,870 [WHIMPERING] I can't move shit. 1803 01:44:36,804 --> 01:44:38,473 I'm fucked up! I'm fucked up! 1804 01:44:38,506 --> 01:44:39,707 I am fucked up! 1805 01:44:40,875 --> 01:44:43,445 [GASPING] 1806 01:44:51,653 --> 01:44:55,490 [MOANING] Don't trip. Don't trip, dawg. 1807 01:44:55,823 --> 01:44:56,890 County Hospital's right there. 1808 01:44:56,891 --> 01:44:57,892 JIM: No! 1809 01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,827 County Hospital... No! No! Don't you dare take me there. 1810 01:45:00,828 --> 01:45:02,830 Don't you dare! 1811 01:45:02,864 --> 01:45:04,866 I'm not going out like that. No, we're going... 1812 01:45:04,899 --> 01:45:06,801 No. No! No, no, no, no, we're going. 1813 01:45:06,834 --> 01:45:09,370 [WHIMPERING] No medical treatment. No medical treatment, man, no. 1814 01:45:09,371 --> 01:45:11,138 Fuck... Fuck... 1815 01:45:11,172 --> 01:45:15,176 Mike... You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me. 1816 01:45:15,743 --> 01:45:17,379 You gotta kill me. 1817 01:45:17,712 --> 01:45:18,913 [MOANING] 1818 01:45:20,515 --> 01:45:22,216 I fucked up. 1819 01:45:23,385 --> 01:45:24,986 Everything's shitty. 1820 01:45:25,319 --> 01:45:26,320 [WHIMPERING] 1821 01:45:26,754 --> 01:45:28,523 You mercy kill me. 1822 01:45:29,524 --> 01:45:31,158 Oh, please, I want you to kill me. 1823 01:45:31,726 --> 01:45:33,561 [STAMMERING] Oh, no, dude. 1824 01:45:34,328 --> 01:45:38,299 No, no, no. No, everything's gonna be fine. 1825 01:45:38,332 --> 01:45:41,803 Jim, shh! Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine. 1826 01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:44,906 [SOBBING] Take a look at me, you dumb fuck. 1827 01:45:45,407 --> 01:45:47,174 Everything's gonna be fine? 1828 01:45:47,409 --> 01:45:49,411 [SOBBING] 1829 01:45:49,711 --> 01:45:53,848 You take my piece, you put it to my fuckin' head. 1830 01:45:55,383 --> 01:45:57,351 And you pull the trigger. 1831 01:45:57,385 --> 01:45:58,686 You step up... 1832 01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,854 No. 1833 01:45:59,887 --> 01:46:00,888 ...and you do it. 1834 01:46:01,355 --> 01:46:02,524 No... 1835 01:46:02,557 --> 01:46:04,426 Because I can't. 1836 01:46:04,792 --> 01:46:05,792 [EXCLAIMS IN PAIN] 1837 01:46:09,964 --> 01:46:12,099 Don't be a fuckin' pussy. 1838 01:46:12,133 --> 01:46:14,602 Oh my God... Don't think about it. 1839 01:46:15,202 --> 01:46:16,270 Huh? 1840 01:46:17,138 --> 01:46:19,407 Do it. Please... 1841 01:46:20,107 --> 01:46:22,209 Just kill you and bail? Yeah. 1842 01:46:23,244 --> 01:46:26,380 Just take off and don't look back. 1843 01:46:27,549 --> 01:46:31,753 Or you'll... Or you'll turn into a pillar of salt. 1844 01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:37,459 Hey. Hey, you wanted to know what it's like to kill someone. 1845 01:46:39,427 --> 01:46:40,762 What's up? 1846 01:46:42,730 --> 01:46:44,165 No one's gonna know. 1847 01:46:45,733 --> 01:46:47,234 Just you... 1848 01:46:47,268 --> 01:46:48,670 Just me... 1849 01:46:49,571 --> 01:46:50,905 And God. 1850 01:46:52,406 --> 01:46:54,576 No fuckin' way. No fuckin' way. Huh? 1851 01:46:54,609 --> 01:46:57,679 You're crazy, I'm not shooting you. Please... It's mercy, dawg. 1852 01:46:58,012 --> 01:46:59,447 It's mercy. 1853 01:46:59,947 --> 01:47:01,583 I deserve that. 1854 01:47:02,950 --> 01:47:06,921 I'd do it for you. I'd do it for you. 1855 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:11,659 Yeah... Yeah. 1856 01:47:11,693 --> 01:47:13,260 Take it. 1857 01:47:13,695 --> 01:47:14,996 Oh, yeah. 1858 01:47:19,601 --> 01:47:21,703 [JIM GASPING] Yeah. Yeah... 1859 01:47:22,169 --> 01:47:23,871 [PANTING] 1860 01:47:28,610 --> 01:47:32,446 You don't think about it. Don't think about it. 1861 01:47:35,517 --> 01:47:38,219 [PANTING] Yeah... 1862 01:47:44,058 --> 01:47:46,994 You did this to yourself, you stupid fuck. 1863 01:47:47,028 --> 01:47:49,864 You always doin' stupid shit, I gotta fuckin' fix it! Okay... 1864 01:47:49,897 --> 01:47:51,699 Is that you fucking want? Yeah. 1865 01:47:51,733 --> 01:47:54,602 Huh? You want me to fuckin' fix your head once and for all? 1866 01:47:54,636 --> 01:47:56,704 C'mon, it's easy... It's easy... Bullshit! 1867 01:47:56,738 --> 01:47:58,806 Bullshit! Not for me! 1868 01:48:02,043 --> 01:48:04,411 I love you, you fuckin' shit bag. 1869 01:48:05,580 --> 01:48:07,515 I love you, too. 1870 01:48:09,684 --> 01:48:12,386 I'm gonna miss you, brother. 1871 01:48:13,821 --> 01:48:15,422 I'm sorry. 1872 01:48:17,058 --> 01:48:18,893 I'm sorry. 1873 01:48:18,926 --> 01:48:20,862 Everything's gonna be okay. 1874 01:48:21,763 --> 01:48:23,197 Yeah. 1875 01:48:23,931 --> 01:48:25,266 I know. 1876 01:48:29,170 --> 01:48:30,171 [GUN FIRES] 1877 01:48:48,556 --> 01:48:50,424 [CROSSING BELL RINGING] 1878 01:49:02,469 --> 01:49:04,471 [PANTING] 1879 01:49:27,461 --> 01:49:28,963 Oh! 1880 01:52:24,738 --> 01:52:26,573 [AIN'T NO FUTURE IN YO' FRONTIN' PLAYING] 1881 01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:34,816 ♪ This sound hard 1882 01:52:34,849 --> 01:52:36,750 ♪ Somethin' funky people gon' dance to 1883 01:52:36,784 --> 01:52:39,220 ♪ Give the record a second and a chance to 1884 01:52:39,253 --> 01:52:41,255 ♪ Hittin' people like a scene of amazement 1885 01:52:41,288 --> 01:52:42,423 ♪ While they slippin' back 1886 01:52:42,456 --> 01:52:43,936 ♪ My feet is planted in the pavement 1887 01:52:44,091 --> 01:52:47,328 ♪ Crumble I can never do So now I'm lookin dead at you 1888 01:52:47,361 --> 01:52:48,762 ♪ What are you gonna do? 1889 01:52:48,796 --> 01:52:50,731 ♪ You listen to the knowledge of a scholar 1890 01:52:50,764 --> 01:52:52,666 ♪ You say, "Hi, Breed" Tell 'em how I holler 1891 01:52:52,699 --> 01:52:55,069 ♪ I'm the E Double and I proclaim my name 1892 01:52:55,102 --> 01:52:57,471 ♪ Straight up good game Peeps all game 1893 01:52:57,504 --> 01:52:59,673 ♪ I'm like a rhino runnin' through the roughest pack 1894 01:52:59,706 --> 01:53:01,475 ♪ They figure I'm a trigga-happy nigga 1895 01:53:01,508 --> 01:53:02,676 ♪ So they step back 1896 01:53:02,709 --> 01:53:05,813 ♪ Breed, the microphonist Boot last the longest 1897 01:53:05,847 --> 01:53:07,448 ♪ The noose's the strongest 1898 01:53:07,481 --> 01:53:09,183 ♪ It ain't a game That's plain to see 1899 01:53:09,216 --> 01:53:11,318 ♪ You listen to the sounds of Breed 1900 01:53:11,352 --> 01:53:12,353 ♪ And the DFC 1901 01:53:15,222 --> 01:53:17,491 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1902 01:53:21,062 --> 01:53:22,864 ♪ I never got caught with a kilo 1903 01:53:22,897 --> 01:53:25,432 ♪ And if you ever do, yo It will never be with me, yo 1904 01:53:25,466 --> 01:53:27,835 ♪ Servin' in a Cherokee Or maybe it's a GTO 1905 01:53:27,869 --> 01:53:30,104 ♪ Black-on-black Benzo I get it out for me, yo 1906 01:53:30,137 --> 01:53:32,473 ♪ Never have to worry 'bout my posse gettin' jumped 1907 01:53:32,506 --> 01:53:34,708 ♪ 'Cause if we ever do Yo, TB, pop the trunk 1908 01:53:34,741 --> 01:53:35,842 ♪ 'Cause we don't go for playin' 1909 01:53:35,843 --> 01:53:36,977 ♪ When I play go grab a ball 1910 01:53:36,978 --> 01:53:39,213 ♪ When I'm on the mic I ain't for playin', not at all 1911 01:53:39,246 --> 01:53:42,016 ♪ 'Cause I clock 10 G's a week Boomin' at my peak 1912 01:53:42,049 --> 01:53:44,518 ♪ Always seek E sober But I do get geeked 1913 01:53:44,551 --> 01:53:46,854 ♪ I can give you a job A place to eat hearty 1914 01:53:46,888 --> 01:53:49,190 ♪ Meet your homeboy Marty at a b.o.b. party 1915 01:53:49,223 --> 01:53:50,324 ♪ Takin' over 1916 01:53:50,357 --> 01:53:51,692 ♪ Barkin' like a dog named Rover 1917 01:53:51,725 --> 01:53:53,995 ♪ I'm pickin' suckers like a four-leaf clover 1918 01:53:54,028 --> 01:53:55,261 ♪ They're bitin' lyrics on the mic 1919 01:53:55,262 --> 01:53:56,630 ♪ I diss these cobras 1920 01:53:56,663 --> 01:53:58,900 ♪ So now they're sayin' "Eric Breed is gettin' over" 1921 01:54:00,201 --> 01:54:01,903 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1922 01:54:04,771 --> 01:54:06,573 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1923 01:54:07,774 --> 01:54:10,377 ♪ I'm the B, the R to the double E-D and 1924 01:54:10,411 --> 01:54:12,813 ♪ Down with my homie G-A-S and O-E and 1925 01:54:12,846 --> 01:54:13,915 ♪ Suckers causin' static 1926 01:54:13,948 --> 01:54:15,416 ♪ 'Cause they still be disagreein' 1927 01:54:15,449 --> 01:54:17,418 ♪ I don't give a 'Cause I'm from F-L-I-N-T 1928 01:54:17,451 --> 01:54:19,353 ♪ In a city where pity runs low 1929 01:54:19,386 --> 01:54:21,722 ♪ If you ever shoot through My city now you know 1930 01:54:21,755 --> 01:54:22,855 ♪ 'Cause we are strictly business 1931 01:54:22,856 --> 01:54:24,025 ♪ And we also got our pride 1932 01:54:24,058 --> 01:54:26,427 ♪ And if you don't like it I suggest you break wide 1933 01:54:26,460 --> 01:54:28,695 ♪ Suckers steady lookin' for the m-o-n-e-y and 1934 01:54:28,729 --> 01:54:31,165 ♪ Thinkin' that illegal is the best way so they dyin' 1935 01:54:31,198 --> 01:54:33,500 ♪ I ain't got time to see a fiend fiend out 1936 01:54:33,534 --> 01:54:35,702 ♪ To give up all his money And he givin' what he got 1937 01:54:35,736 --> 01:54:38,172 ♪ That's the way I am MC Breed cannot be different 1938 01:54:38,205 --> 01:54:40,674 ♪ Never change my ways for the world or the government 1939 01:54:40,707 --> 01:54:42,707 ♪ If I was the president Then I would state facts 1940 01:54:42,709 --> 01:54:45,079 ♪ You leave it up to me I paint the white house black 1941 01:54:45,112 --> 01:54:46,752 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1942 01:54:49,550 --> 01:54:51,190 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1943 01:54:54,488 --> 01:54:56,857 ♪ I got dollars in my pocket Not from rollin' 1944 01:54:56,890 --> 01:54:59,293 ♪ If I was a fiend then my gold would be stolen 1945 01:54:59,326 --> 01:55:01,728 ♪ Put my name Breed on everything I own 1946 01:55:01,762 --> 01:55:04,097 ♪ And when I get my Jeep I'm puttin' 'Breed' on the chrome 1947 01:55:04,098 --> 01:55:05,232 ♪ Shine it up good 1948 01:55:05,266 --> 01:55:06,566 ♪ Kickin' through my neighborhood 1949 01:55:06,567 --> 01:55:08,769 ♪ Motorola phone Fat rims and a Kenwood 1950 01:55:08,802 --> 01:55:11,205 ♪ Quick to get around it And then I'll have it drop 1951 01:55:11,238 --> 01:55:13,073 ♪ Simply 'cause I'm ridin' People think I'm sellin' rocks 1952 01:55:13,074 --> 01:55:14,634 ♪ But ain't no future in your frontin' 1953 01:55:17,744 --> 01:55:19,384 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1954 01:55:20,914 --> 01:55:23,750 ♪ Yo, Flash, man, drop that, man. Why don't you drop that? 1955 01:55:31,792 --> 01:55:33,432 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' 1956 01:55:36,297 --> 01:55:38,017 ♪ There ain't no future in your frontin' ♪ 1957 01:55:39,833 --> 01:55:42,303 ♪ Hey, man, let's start this party, all right? 1958 01:55:43,305 --> 01:56:43,486 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org