"Bob's Burgers" Don't Worry, Be Hoopy

1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:05,110 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:13,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:00:20,642 --> 00:00:22,579 [Tina frantically panting] 4 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:27,989 [sighs] 5 00:00:28,089 --> 00:00:30,695 [screams] 6 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:32,599 [Bob] Hey, kids. 7 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:34,402 -[Linda] How was school? -[Louise] Titillating. 8 00:00:34,503 --> 00:00:35,672 Whoa. Language. 9 00:00:35,772 --> 00:00:36,974 I pooped a marble. Or there was 10 00:00:37,074 --> 00:00:38,477 already a marble in the toilet when I pooped. 11 00:00:38,578 --> 00:00:40,648 Either way, wanna check out my new marble? 12 00:00:40,715 --> 00:00:41,984 Eh, no thanks. 13 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:42,652 Tina's had a big day. 14 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:44,188 Yeah, I won a sports thing. 15 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:45,457 -Oh, yeah? -Really? 16 00:00:45,525 --> 00:00:47,061 I got a certificate and everything. 17 00:00:47,128 --> 00:00:48,998 And by "everything," I mean I got a certificate. 18 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,668 You're looking at Wagstaff's eighth grade 19 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:53,073 "American Association for Youth and Fitness" 20 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,543 Free Throw Champion. 21 00:00:54,577 --> 00:00:55,945 That's great, hon. 22 00:00:55,979 --> 00:00:57,114 Yeah. Uh, wow. 23 00:00:57,214 --> 00:00:58,417 We're as shocked as you are. 24 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,253 You know, I won a free throw thing, too, 25 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:01,523 when I was in fourth grade. 26 00:01:01,623 --> 00:01:03,227 The apple didn't fall far from my bush. 27 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,263 Uh it's the tree, not bush. 28 00:01:05,363 --> 00:01:07,034 -No, it's bush. -N-no. 29 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,369 How many shots did you make, Tina? 30 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,542 17. You shoot 25 free throws 31 00:01:10,642 --> 00:01:12,813 and whoever makes the most wins. Which was me. 32 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:13,982 -All right. -Wow. 33 00:01:14,082 --> 00:01:15,552 -Way to go. -That's great, Tina. 34 00:01:15,652 --> 00:01:17,020 I didn't know you knew how to shoot free throws. 35 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,991 I didn't, but turns out it's pretty easy. 36 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:20,595 You just take the ball and do this. 37 00:01:20,695 --> 00:01:21,630 [grunts] 38 00:01:21,697 --> 00:01:23,266 -Huh. -I believe that's referred to 39 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:24,536 as the "granny throw." 40 00:01:24,636 --> 00:01:25,972 You know it's a cool way to do something 41 00:01:26,005 --> 00:01:27,509 when the word "granny" is involved. 42 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:29,513 Aw, my cute little granny thrower. 43 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:31,315 I threw it the normal, not-weird way, 44 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:32,585 but that way is great, too. 45 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:34,389 Yeah, so I advance to the next round. 46 00:01:34,455 --> 00:01:36,025 County finals are a week from Saturday. 47 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:38,029 And if I win that, I go on to regionals. 48 00:01:38,129 --> 00:01:39,533 And if I win that, I go on to state, 49 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,168 and if I win that, I go on to nationals. 50 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,041 And then you take on the wacky aliens from Space Jam? 51 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:44,910 -Maybe. -Wow. 52 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:46,547 I want to go to the county finals. 53 00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:48,282 I want to be in the crowd, cheering you on. 54 00:01:48,382 --> 00:01:50,655 And, hey, I've got one of those foam fingers at home. 55 00:01:50,688 --> 00:01:52,626 I've been using it as a not so great oven mitt. 56 00:01:52,726 --> 00:01:54,428 Right, the... crowd. 57 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,801 That'll be watching me. Heh. Love it. 58 00:01:56,901 --> 00:01:58,637 Tina, you want to do it, right? 59 00:01:58,737 --> 00:02:00,474 No, yeah, I-I-I want to. 60 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:02,912 It's fun being good at something sportsy. 61 00:02:03,012 --> 00:02:04,348 And Jimmy Jr.'s coaching me. 62 00:02:04,448 --> 00:02:06,587 He didn't make as many as me-- like not even close-- 63 00:02:06,687 --> 00:02:08,691 but he does technically play basketball. 64 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:10,762 And I find it helpful to stand behind him when he shoots, 65 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:12,799 and watch his, um, form. 66 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:13,801 -Mm. -Butt form. 67 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,204 Uh-huh, I-I got it. 68 00:02:15,304 --> 00:02:16,773 Contracting and relaxing. 69 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:18,777 No need for more. 70 00:02:20,781 --> 00:02:23,153 [crowd chatter] 71 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:25,457 You guys like sitting up in the nosebleeds, huh? 72 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:26,927 I'm getting a little vertigo up here. 73 00:02:27,028 --> 00:02:28,463 Well, the kids wanted to sit up high. 74 00:02:28,564 --> 00:02:29,900 We don't take them out much, 75 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,670 so they think this is exciting. 76 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:32,939 I'm king of the world! 77 00:02:33,039 --> 00:02:33,975 Whee! 78 00:02:34,108 --> 00:02:35,811 [shouts] No, no, no, G-Gene! You're shaking 'em! 79 00:02:35,911 --> 00:02:37,648 Gene, stop. Kids, sit down. 80 00:02:37,715 --> 00:02:38,717 -Fine. -Boo. 81 00:02:38,751 --> 00:02:39,820 These bleachers are a little steep. 82 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,122 A little steep? 83 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:42,391 I had to crawl on all fours to get up here. 84 00:02:42,491 --> 00:02:43,761 I mean, you didn't have to, 85 00:02:43,861 --> 00:02:46,600 but you definitely did. People were staring. 86 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,303 Ah, my foam finger. Gotta get it. 87 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,644 [shouts] Feels like I'm falling! Am I falling? 88 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,647 -[Teddy moaning] -Well, if the sports get boring, 89 00:02:53,747 --> 00:02:55,350 at least Teddy will be fun to watch. 90 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,887 We do need snacks, though, parents. 91 00:02:56,987 --> 00:02:59,626 I feel like this is traditionally a snack situation. 92 00:02:59,727 --> 00:03:01,229 Let me see what I have in my purse. 93 00:03:01,329 --> 00:03:03,601 Please say taco platter. And tableside guac. 94 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:05,203 -[announcer] Welcome to-- -[feedback whines] 95 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:08,110 Whoopsie-daisy. Uh, we do encourage feedback, 96 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:11,382 but not that kind. [chuckles] 97 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,921 Anyway, welcome to the American Association 98 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:16,694 for Youth and Fitness Free Throw County Finals. 99 00:03:16,794 --> 00:03:18,530 -[applause] -It's time to bring our middle 100 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:19,966 and high school county finalists 101 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,937 onto the court for warm-ups. 102 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,240 -[applause] -[Linda] Go, Tina. 103 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:26,212 -[Louise] Wait, where is Tina? -[Bob] Huh. 104 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:28,751 I assume she's gonna zip-line in from the rafters? 105 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:30,621 Eh, is it possible Tina grew her hair out 106 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:32,425 and got shorter and she's that kid? 107 00:03:32,526 --> 00:03:34,228 -Maybe. -Why isn't she out there? 108 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:36,032 She probably just had a little pre-shoot poop. 109 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:39,506 See, I would have gone during, but that's why she's the champ. 110 00:03:39,539 --> 00:03:40,975 There she is. Go, Tina! 111 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:43,380 Oh, dear Lord! Why is anyone allowed to be up here? 112 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:44,683 Yeah, that's not Tina. 113 00:03:44,783 --> 00:03:46,988 Not everyone with glasses is Tina. 114 00:03:47,021 --> 00:03:48,155 Sometimes it's Mom. 115 00:03:48,256 --> 00:03:50,060 Yep, we're a couple of glassy broads. 116 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,197 Hmm. Hopefully she comes out soon. 117 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:54,570 She will. Well, kids, all I have in here 118 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,038 is that gross sugar-free candy 119 00:03:56,071 --> 00:03:58,243 from when I thought we should eat sugar-free candy. 120 00:03:58,276 --> 00:03:59,178 That was a dark chapter. 121 00:03:59,245 --> 00:04:00,982 All right, I'm gonna go see what they have 122 00:04:01,049 --> 00:04:02,417 at the little snack bar we saw. 123 00:04:02,518 --> 00:04:04,154 Something fried and/or dyed. 124 00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,392 And with some sugar for our thighs. 125 00:04:06,426 --> 00:04:08,163 -I know, I know. -[Bob] Hmm. 126 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:09,900 She should be out there by now. 127 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,435 She said she wanted to do this. 128 00:04:11,536 --> 00:04:12,972 Did something happen? 129 00:04:13,073 --> 00:04:16,680 Oh. Maybe I didn't give her the best pep talk last night. 130 00:04:16,713 --> 00:04:18,183 [Louise] That sounds like you. 131 00:04:18,283 --> 00:04:18,984 Oh, boy. 132 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:22,826 Hey, Tina. So, uh, big day tomorrow. 133 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:24,729 Or not a big day, just a normal day. 134 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:28,905 Or not a normal day, a-a special day, sort of. 135 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:30,608 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, okay. 136 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,712 Great start. Uh, I don't know about 137 00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:34,950 free throw stuff or sports in general. 138 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,154 I actually thought it was called "three throws" 139 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:39,458 for a long time. Like you got three throws, 140 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:42,030 but, you know, it turns out that's incorrect. 141 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:45,170 And your mom meanly made fun of me when she found that out. 142 00:04:45,203 --> 00:04:47,341 But "free throws" sounds weird, too. 143 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:49,812 I mean, "throws?" Why not shots? 144 00:04:49,913 --> 00:04:51,448 It's weird, right? 145 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:53,353 Anyway, that's not the point. 146 00:04:53,453 --> 00:04:54,923 What I do want to say is, 147 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:58,196 I hope you can have fun out there tomorrow. Okay? 148 00:04:58,262 --> 00:04:59,231 Mm-hmm. 149 00:04:59,331 --> 00:05:01,202 'Cause sometimes the fun can get lost 150 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:02,939 if it becomes all about winning, 151 00:05:03,039 --> 00:05:04,208 and I want you to know 152 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:06,747 that no one is expecting you to win. 153 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:08,918 [muffled] Wait, you don't think I can win? 154 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,320 Oh. Of-of course you can. 155 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,458 I didn't mean no one is expecting you to win, 156 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:16,098 I mean, no one is expecting you to win. 157 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:17,033 Uh-huh. 158 00:05:17,134 --> 00:05:19,104 Uh, all I'm saying is that I don't want you 159 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:20,474 to put all this pressure on yourself, 160 00:05:20,508 --> 00:05:22,144 'cause it doesn't matter. 161 00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:23,614 You know, none of this matters. 162 00:05:23,681 --> 00:05:25,350 I mean, not none of this matters, 163 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,087 but, you know, it doesn't really, 164 00:05:27,121 --> 00:05:28,389 in the grand scheme of things. 165 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:30,226 It's just a little free throw competition. 166 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,431 I mean, a very cool free throw co-- 167 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,870 Uh, so... okay? 168 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:36,005 -Uh-huh. -All right. 169 00:05:36,105 --> 00:05:37,875 I'm exhausted, I'm gonna go. 170 00:05:37,975 --> 00:05:39,812 Um, door open or closed? 171 00:05:39,913 --> 00:05:41,416 I'll-I'll just leave it and you can-- 172 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:42,552 Okay. Goodbye. 173 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:44,088 Or goo-- or good night. 174 00:05:44,155 --> 00:05:46,527 I-I love you. Uh... yeah. 175 00:05:46,627 --> 00:05:48,898 Oh, my God. What have I done? 176 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,537 [announcer] Next up, Tina Belcher. 177 00:05:51,637 --> 00:05:54,375 -None of this matters. -Okay. 178 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,179 None of this matters! 179 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:57,682 None of this matters! 180 00:05:57,782 --> 00:05:59,385 Here. None of this matters. 181 00:05:59,418 --> 00:06:00,755 None of this... matters! 182 00:06:00,855 --> 00:06:02,057 No, no, no, no. 183 00:06:02,157 --> 00:06:05,030 None... of... this... matters! 184 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:07,267 Happy 26th birthday, 185 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,771 "never moved out of the house" Tina. 186 00:06:08,837 --> 00:06:11,442 -We saved up and got you a laptop. -Uh-huh. 187 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,714 You haven't written your erotic fiction in a long time 188 00:06:13,814 --> 00:06:15,150 but you used to love doing that, right? 189 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,385 Maybe you could start again. 190 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,822 -Yeah. -Oh, wow, that's so nice of you, 191 00:06:17,922 --> 00:06:19,760 but I mean, none of this matters. 192 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:20,828 [grunts] 193 00:06:20,928 --> 00:06:22,565 -Oh. Okay. -[laptop clatters on ground] 194 00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:25,203 Uh, hey, 42-year-old Tina, 195 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:27,007 we want to show you something outside. 196 00:06:27,074 --> 00:06:28,476 It's really cool. 197 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:29,679 Okay. Probably doesn't matter. 198 00:06:29,712 --> 00:06:32,317 What? Wh-- What's going on? 199 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,088 Tina, honey, you can't just sit around 200 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:36,459 not caring about anything for the rest of your life. 201 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,031 You need to go out and make your way in the world. 202 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:40,701 So, we got you an apartment. 203 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,404 I'm sliding the keys under the door. 204 00:06:42,471 --> 00:06:44,543 But none of this matters. You told me that. 205 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:45,712 You said that thing about how you thought 206 00:06:45,812 --> 00:06:47,147 they were called "three throws." 207 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,551 Oh, God, not that again. 208 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:49,686 And then you said nothing matters. 209 00:06:49,752 --> 00:06:51,557 I-I know I said that, but-- 210 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:52,826 -[Tina grunts] -Are you-- 211 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:54,228 -Please don't kick the keys. -Yeah, Tina, 212 00:06:54,328 --> 00:06:55,296 -don't kick the keys. -[Tina grunting] 213 00:06:55,363 --> 00:06:56,834 -Tina, stop. -Tina, no. 214 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,469 -Do not kick-- Tina. -No, Tina. No kicking. No. 215 00:06:58,571 --> 00:07:00,206 Stop it. Stop trying to kick the keys. 216 00:07:00,306 --> 00:07:01,610 It's very hard to kick keys. 217 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:03,747 Oh, she finally did it. So, that's something. 218 00:07:03,847 --> 00:07:06,352 -Oh, God. -[announcer] Okay, warm-ups are over 219 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:09,125 and it's time to get this party started. 220 00:07:09,225 --> 00:07:10,727 [imitates air horn] 221 00:07:10,761 --> 00:07:14,234 Doing my best, folks. Forgot my sound effects thing. 222 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:15,505 [imitates sad trombone] 223 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:17,307 Tina better hurry up. She's gonna miss it. 224 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,444 [sighs] I think I ruined Tina's life. 225 00:07:19,512 --> 00:07:22,350 No... you didn't. I feel like that's something 226 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:24,589 you're supposed to say in this situation. 227 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:30,267 All right, I'm gonna go see what they have 228 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,071 at the little snack bar we saw. 229 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:33,339 Something fried and/or dyed. 230 00:07:33,373 --> 00:07:35,010 And with some sugar for our thighs. 231 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:37,014 I know, I know. 232 00:07:37,114 --> 00:07:38,617 It's not that steep. Whoa! 233 00:07:38,651 --> 00:07:39,953 Oh... oh, God. 234 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,090 ♪ Maybe it is. ♪ 235 00:07:42,124 --> 00:07:43,628 Mm. Good popcorn. 236 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:45,430 Wait. Eh. Okay popcorn. 237 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,535 [groans] Tina's still not out there? 238 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,871 Where the heck is she? 239 00:07:48,971 --> 00:07:50,139 Is something wrong? 240 00:07:50,239 --> 00:07:51,643 She seemed a little nervous 241 00:07:51,743 --> 00:07:52,879 at bedtime last night, 242 00:07:52,946 --> 00:07:56,352 but I thought I said some good things? 243 00:07:56,385 --> 00:07:58,624 Good night, my little shooty patootie. 244 00:07:58,691 --> 00:08:00,093 -You excited? -Uh-huh. 245 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,395 I'm so proud of you, 246 00:08:01,495 --> 00:08:03,066 -being so good at this. -Uh-huh. 247 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,771 You know what, you're gonna do great tomorrow. 248 00:08:05,804 --> 00:08:07,073 You're gonna do better than great. 249 00:08:07,173 --> 00:08:09,779 Hey, I think you're gonna make all 25 baskets. 250 00:08:09,812 --> 00:08:11,082 You're gonna make so many baskets, 251 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,952 you're gonna have to open up an Etsy account 252 00:08:13,053 --> 00:08:15,256 to sell all the baskets you make. Ha. 253 00:08:15,289 --> 00:08:16,559 You're Mama's little winner. 254 00:08:16,659 --> 00:08:19,699 And I'll be cheering you on to win, win, win! 255 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,603 [cheering] T-I-N-A, 256 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:23,139 all the balls go in, hurray! 257 00:08:23,239 --> 00:08:24,408 That's Tina, yeah, yeah! 258 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:26,379 -That's Tina, yeah, yeah! -Thank you. 259 00:08:26,412 --> 00:08:27,782 She's making all the baskets 260 00:08:27,816 --> 00:08:29,686 and she's Mama's little winner! Oh, yeah! 261 00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:32,257 Oh, God. Too far. I went too far. 262 00:08:32,324 --> 00:08:33,660 [announcer] Our next finalist 263 00:08:33,727 --> 00:08:35,998 is Wagstaff eighth grader, Tina Belcher. 264 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:37,400 Yeah! Come on! 265 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,873 Let's do this. Ball me, Stripes. 266 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:42,077 [Tina grunting] 267 00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:43,446 Yeah! 268 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,083 Show me the money! 269 00:08:45,183 --> 00:08:46,152 E.T. phone home! 270 00:08:46,185 --> 00:08:47,555 I'll have what she's having! 271 00:08:47,589 --> 00:08:49,860 It puts the lotion in the basket! 272 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,899 25 out of 25. She won! Tina won! 273 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,836 And that's how it's done, son. 274 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:56,573 Please don't call me son. Or Stripes. 275 00:08:56,673 --> 00:08:57,942 Too late, Sonny-stripes. 276 00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,079 This is for you, Mom! I won because of you! 277 00:09:00,146 --> 00:09:02,417 I'll never, ever stop being Mama's little winner! 278 00:09:02,484 --> 00:09:05,190 That's right! I'm Mama! That's me. 279 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,027 Tina, time for Christmas. 280 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:09,632 Not until I make 3,000 free throws in a row. 281 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:11,002 Santa can friggin' wait. 282 00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,372 Yeah! Dropped that one right down the chimney. 283 00:09:13,406 --> 00:09:15,511 [announcer] And the gold medal for Best Free Throwing 284 00:09:15,611 --> 00:09:18,349 goes to Tina Belcher of the United States. 285 00:09:18,449 --> 00:09:19,986 Eat it, rest of the world. 286 00:09:20,086 --> 00:09:22,926 [Tina grunting] 287 00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,596 So, yeah, I wouldn't be where I am today 288 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:26,733 if it wasn't for my Mom. This is her. 289 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:27,635 Hi! 290 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,872 Tina, you were once asked what you would do 291 00:09:29,973 --> 00:09:31,910 if you ever lost, and you said, quote, 292 00:09:32,011 --> 00:09:34,081 "Losing is disgusting. It makes me sick 293 00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:35,249 "to miss even one shot. 294 00:09:35,316 --> 00:09:37,588 "If I do miss a shot, I don't let my family 295 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:40,728 hug me for a month because I'm not worthy of love." 296 00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:41,896 -Uh... -Uh-huh, yeah. 297 00:09:41,996 --> 00:09:43,332 Was there a question, or... 298 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:44,736 Have you made winning too important? 299 00:09:44,803 --> 00:09:47,374 No. What else is there? Winning is everything, 300 00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:48,810 and anything less makes me throw up. 301 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,648 Like, actually throw up. 302 00:09:50,748 --> 00:09:51,950 But when I do throw up, 303 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,419 you know I get it all in the bowl. 304 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,323 Tina, sweetie. Winning's not everything. 305 00:09:55,423 --> 00:09:57,929 That's not what you said when you were saying good night to me 306 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,632 that one time a long time ago. 307 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,202 You said I was gonna make all the shots. 308 00:10:01,302 --> 00:10:03,339 You wanted me to make all the shots, right? 309 00:10:03,406 --> 00:10:05,376 -Um... uh-- -You were very clear. 310 00:10:05,476 --> 00:10:06,780 You said I was your little winner. 311 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,285 I was trying to be supportive, be your cheerleader. 312 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,389 Mama's little winner! That's what you said, right? 313 00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:12,692 -Tina! -You did this to me! 314 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:14,529 You did this to me! [shouting] 315 00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:16,499 Tina, no! 316 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,835 -Oh, boy. -[announcer] Okay, 317 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,371 warm-ups are over and it's time 318 00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:21,375 to get this party started. 319 00:10:21,442 --> 00:10:22,545 [imitating air horn] 320 00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:24,114 Oh, God. The thing's about to start 321 00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:26,720 and she's not out here. I ruined Tina's life. 322 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,524 Oh, God. I spilled the soda on the popcorn! 323 00:10:28,591 --> 00:10:31,261 I ruined the popcorn's life, too. Why? 324 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,307 [Tina] Mmm, contracting and relaxing. 325 00:10:37,407 --> 00:10:40,380 Contracting and relaxing. 326 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:42,651 Okay, last free throw, Jimmy Jr. 327 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:45,658 Your swish is my command. 328 00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:46,659 So close. 329 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:48,162 You made eight out of 25. 330 00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:49,832 Huh. Felt like more. 331 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,737 Not to me. Okay, Tina. 332 00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:53,172 Come on up. You're the last one. 333 00:10:53,272 --> 00:10:54,575 Oh. Okay. 334 00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:56,747 -What do I do again? -Shoot free throws. 335 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,349 For the free throw competition. 336 00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,086 Remember when I said, "this is what we're doing 337 00:11:00,186 --> 00:11:01,221 for P.E. today?" 338 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:03,593 Also, you literally just watched everyone do this. 339 00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:06,031 Right. Okay. 340 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,167 [grunts] 341 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,937 Um, I-- Maybe, uh-- 342 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:11,543 Uh, can I throw it more like this? 343 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:13,412 You can, if you don't care how you look. 344 00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:14,682 [grunts] 345 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,285 Oh. Okay. 346 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:17,622 Granny's got game. 347 00:11:17,722 --> 00:11:18,924 Last one, Tina. 348 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:20,060 [grunts] 349 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:20,861 Wow. Nice work. 350 00:11:20,961 --> 00:11:23,333 You made 17 out of 25 shots, 351 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,502 throwing like that. 352 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:25,871 You just won the American Association 353 00:11:25,971 --> 00:11:28,209 for Youth and Fitness Free Throw competition. 354 00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:29,311 It was a competition? 355 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:31,381 [sighs] Yeah, I told you-- 356 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,119 Never mind. Congratulations. 357 00:11:33,153 --> 00:11:35,122 Now you move on to the county finals. 358 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,160 County finals? S-So I do this again? 359 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,331 With a basketball or something else this time? 360 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:40,601 With a basketball. 361 00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:42,739 Here, it's all in the information sheet. 362 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:45,310 Jonathan, stop messing with the scoreboard! 363 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:46,980 It's not 69-69. 364 00:11:47,013 --> 00:11:49,986 Hey, Tina, congrats on the free throw competition win. 365 00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:52,959 County finals are coming up. You... you want me to coach you? 366 00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:54,795 And swish. 367 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:56,733 So, what do you say? 368 00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:59,071 It's just that I made a lot more shots than you. 369 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:00,875 Tina, I'm on the basketball team 370 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:03,379 and I'm really good. It's just my shots don't go in. 371 00:12:03,479 --> 00:12:04,816 Oh. I get it. Kind of. 372 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,553 But basketball is a mental game. 373 00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,957 I know the mindset you need to perform physically 374 00:12:09,057 --> 00:12:10,527 in front of a big crowd. 375 00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,765 I-I've done that really well before. 376 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,969 It's gonna be in front of a crowd? 377 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,271 Oh, yeah. 378 00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:19,378 There's gonna be bleachers full of parents, grandparents, 379 00:12:19,478 --> 00:12:21,182 family friends, well-wishers, 380 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,620 passersby who want to see what all the fuss is about, 381 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:26,258 all watching you on that foul line. 382 00:12:26,358 --> 00:12:28,964 Uh... a bunch of people... 383 00:12:29,064 --> 00:12:31,068 watching me... do a thing? 384 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,772 Yeah, you don't just need golden hands. 385 00:12:32,838 --> 00:12:36,145 You need a mind of steel. Golden steel. 386 00:12:36,245 --> 00:12:38,282 What the-- 387 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,286 Huzzah! 388 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:41,857 Ha! I almost made it! 389 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:43,326 Coach Blevins, were you looking? 390 00:12:43,359 --> 00:12:45,129 He wasn't looking. I'll tell him later. 391 00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:47,134 -[school bell rings] -Okay, I can start coaching you today. 392 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,971 Meet me here at lunch. I mean, eat lunch 393 00:12:49,071 --> 00:12:52,177 because we need nutrition, our bodies need fuel. 394 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,682 Gotta gas up the old basketball engine. 395 00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:55,784 Huh? 396 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,954 Uh, oh, sure. Hey, um, 397 00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:58,824 does Wagstaff have ballet now? 398 00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:00,226 Uh, they better not. 399 00:13:00,326 --> 00:13:02,865 I've been petitioning for a modern street jazz dance class 400 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:06,005 for months and it's gotten, like, no traction. 401 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:08,343 [Jimmy Jr.] Tina, in stressful physical 402 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:10,714 situations, it's important to center yourself. 403 00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,483 The key is to find your happy place, 404 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:16,124 your Zen zone, your imagination vacation station. 405 00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:17,595 -Uh-huh. -I'm talking about 406 00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:19,231 the most special place you can think of. 407 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,101 You picture it, and then you go there 408 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,638 when you need to calm yourself. 409 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,544 And then, you can take the shot in a state of total peace. 410 00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:28,817 My Zen zone is Dirty Dancing Two: Havana Nights. 411 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,153 What's yours? 412 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,223 [laughing] 413 00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:33,827 Whee! 414 00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:36,700 [screams] 415 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,369 -[shouts] -Are you okay? 416 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:39,973 You want to try Dirty Dancing Two: Havana Nights? 417 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:43,045 You don't have to have seen the first one, you know. 418 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:44,982 [Tina] So, I think 419 00:13:45,015 --> 00:13:46,519 practicing with Jimmy Jr. these past few days 420 00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:49,191 has really paid off. I made 19 baskets today. 421 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,061 -That's great, Tina. -Good job, sweetie. 422 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:53,132 -Well, I guess Tina's a jock now. -Look at her. 423 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,871 She just can't wait to snap our bottoms with a towel. 424 00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:57,107 It's sad, really. 425 00:13:57,174 --> 00:13:58,142 She only hurts people because 426 00:13:58,242 --> 00:13:59,477 she never learned how to read. 427 00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:00,781 Guys, stop, I'm not a jock. 428 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,885 I'm the same as you, just more athletic 429 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:03,887 and good at something cool. 430 00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:05,289 It is kinda nuts. 431 00:14:05,389 --> 00:14:07,327 I mean, a Belcher, competing in the finals of a thing 432 00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,532 that involves a commonly known sports ball? 433 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:12,571 A big crowd of people chanting her name, doing the wave, 434 00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:16,245 a halftime show starring Rihanna, featuring Pitbull. 435 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,815 Yep, big crowd. 436 00:14:17,915 --> 00:14:19,284 Dinner good. Bedtime. 437 00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:20,319 Oh. Uh, okay. 438 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,423 Are you all right? It's pretty early. 439 00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:23,694 Yeah. Just, uh... [stammers] 440 00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,096 I want to rest up for tomorrow. 441 00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,167 Okay. Uh, well, don't forget to brush your teeth. 442 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,772 I bet Michael Jordan brushed his teeth before every game. 443 00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:31,676 That's probably how he got his nickname. 444 00:14:31,776 --> 00:14:32,544 Uh, what? 445 00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:34,314 Yeah, they called him "Air Jordan" 446 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:35,785 'cause of his breath. It smelled like fresh air. 447 00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:36,720 Okay, bye-bye. 448 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,390 [Bob] Big day tomorrow. Or not a big day, 449 00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:40,528 just a normal day. 450 00:14:40,628 --> 00:14:42,063 Or not a normal day, 451 00:14:42,163 --> 00:14:43,165 a-a special day, sort of. 452 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,635 [Linda cheering] T-I-N-A, 453 00:14:44,668 --> 00:14:46,038 all the balls go in, hurray! 454 00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,742 That's Tina! Yeah, yeah! 455 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,080 [Tina thinking] Tomorrow's gonna be fine. This kinda thing 456 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,482 probably happens all the time, 457 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,686 people watching other people do sports. 458 00:14:53,786 --> 00:14:55,123 I feel like I've heard of that. 459 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,827 Now I'm just gonna fall asleep 460 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,932 because I'm so calm about all of this. 461 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:04,542 Ah! What the hell? 462 00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,949 Balloons. Just... balloons. 463 00:15:08,049 --> 00:15:10,621 Okay. One good night's sleep coming up. 464 00:15:10,721 --> 00:15:14,294 Closing my eyes. And they're... not listening. 465 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:15,798 Using my hands. 466 00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:17,668 Probably should have washed my hands. 467 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:19,070 Now my eye's kind of stinging. 468 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:22,711 What is that, soy sauce? Sleep through it. 469 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,216 When you hear your name, step to the line 470 00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:26,351 and I'll hand you the ball. 471 00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:27,889 It's nice if you say "Thank you," 472 00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,424 but you don't have to say "Thank you" 25 times. 473 00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:31,395 [announcer] Okay, it's time to welcome 474 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,132 our middle and high school county finalists 475 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:34,836 onto the court for warm-ups. 476 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:36,338 [referee] All right, that's our cue. 477 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,875 You're all gonna do great, and please remember 478 00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:39,512 to leave immediately after the contest is over. 479 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:41,950 We have a square dance in here this afternoon, 480 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,956 which I'm also refereeing. Here we go. 481 00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:47,059 [Tina panting] 482 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,234 Just gonna go in here. 483 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:53,071 [Tina frantically panting] 484 00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,445 [basketball dribbling distantly] 485 00:15:56,512 --> 00:15:57,981 [sighs] 486 00:15:58,048 --> 00:15:59,317 [screams] 487 00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:01,590 Hello, Tina. 488 00:16:01,657 --> 00:16:04,127 Uh... hi... Tina. 489 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,506 [Louise] Look at that freak, 490 00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,141 -throwing it overhand. -How embarrassing. 491 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,878 At least he gets to be on the floor. 492 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:14,715 So stable, so safe. 493 00:16:14,749 --> 00:16:16,485 Bob, we need to go find Tina. 494 00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:17,554 Yeah. Uh-huh. I-I agree. 495 00:16:17,654 --> 00:16:19,024 Uh, I'm pretty sure this is all my fault 496 00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,128 because I gave her the worst pep talk ever. 497 00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,999 No, I did. It's my fault. 498 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,504 I screwed up our kid with my pep talk. 499 00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:26,773 Parenting sounds fun. 500 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:29,779 It's hard. But sort of rewarding. 501 00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:31,481 Sometimes. Not... not now. 502 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:33,887 Would it help if I took those snacks off your hands? 503 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:34,789 Okay, here. 504 00:16:34,889 --> 00:16:36,491 The top layer of this is moist. 505 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,528 It's soda. 506 00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:38,630 -Smart. -Gross. 507 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:40,166 Let me try it. Gross. 508 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,703 Maybe it needs more soda? 509 00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:43,138 -Yeah, baby. -Gene, no. 510 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,174 Let me try it. 511 00:16:44,274 --> 00:16:45,176 It's getting there. 512 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:46,445 Why is this happening? 513 00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,783 Why are you haunting me... younger me? 514 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,053 Haunting you? I'm not haunting you. 515 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:51,656 If I were haunting you I'd say, "boo." 516 00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:52,925 -Ahh! -I'm here to save us. 517 00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:54,829 Do you not remember the ballet recital? 518 00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:57,333 Oh, God. The ballet recital. 519 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,904 [young Tina] We loved ballet. 520 00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:00,974 Twirling, leaping, the buns, the tutus. 521 00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:03,713 Getting to turn to your friend and say, "You wear a tutu, too?" 522 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:05,082 [Tina] Oh, yeah. -[young Tina] Then we had 523 00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:06,485 our big recital. 524 00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,355 Ms. Marion picked me to do the pirouette. 525 00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,493 And as the recital got closer, I got more and more nervous, 526 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,363 and then, on the day of the performance, 527 00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:14,735 I started to "pirou-sweat." What if I messed up? 528 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,973 What if I fell? What if I farted in the middle 529 00:17:17,007 --> 00:17:19,778 and the spinning sent the smell around the whole room? 530 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,181 So I pretended to fall down, 531 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,319 and I told Ms. Marion I sprained my ankle, 532 00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:25,356 and my stomach and my face. 533 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:27,093 And then we didn't have to go out there. 534 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,699 Okay, but what does that have to do with right now? 535 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,867 You win some free throw thing 536 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:32,805 and now we're in the same situation all over again. 537 00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,108 Yep, yep. Right, right. 538 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,011 So, let's just come up with another injury. 539 00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:37,748 Like your hands got stuck to your butt? 540 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,752 Your fingers got the flu? Your elbows popped off? 541 00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:43,359 No, no, no. I can't do some ridiculous fake injury. 542 00:17:43,392 --> 00:17:45,564 -It has to look real. -Yay. 543 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,337 [Linda] Tina? Tina it's Mom. Are you in here? 544 00:17:49,371 --> 00:17:51,008 -She in there? -No, but I'm kinda glad. 545 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:53,111 I forgot how gross high school bathrooms are. 546 00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:55,450 I hope Sasha T. never goes in there. 547 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:56,553 Who's Sasha T.? 548 00:17:56,619 --> 00:17:57,688 According to the wall, 549 00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,592 "a skanky skank who lies about everything." 550 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:00,894 Well, what do we do? 551 00:18:00,994 --> 00:18:02,732 Should we split up to cover more ground? 552 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,400 We could, or we stick together, 553 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,037 and when we find her, we say dumb things 554 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,975 -at the same time? -Yes. Good. 555 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,181 A united dumb front. I like it. 556 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:13,754 Hmm, how can we hurt you? 557 00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:15,190 Oh, you could swallow a cone. 558 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,525 -Mmm. -Or what if you 559 00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:18,530 break your arm off in the ball rack? 560 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:19,865 Oh, yeah. Maybe? 561 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,301 Great. Let's get your arm in there 562 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,303 and break it off on three. 563 00:18:22,403 --> 00:18:23,740 -Ahh! -One, two-- 564 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,276 -Wait. -Yeah? 565 00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:26,746 Are we sure about this? 566 00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:29,117 Oh, yeah. Definitely. Good plan. 567 00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:30,420 Ow. Wait, but... 568 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,390 -What? -I have another idea, 569 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,427 um, that I think you're gonna hate. 570 00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:36,533 -What is it? -It's just, 571 00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:39,070 sitting here, about to break my own arm off 572 00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:41,008 so I don't have to do the scary thing, 573 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,545 it just kinda makes me think 574 00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:45,016 I should go out there and do the scary thing. 575 00:18:45,049 --> 00:18:47,020 What? What the "H" are you talking about? 576 00:18:47,053 --> 00:18:48,489 All right, maybe we don't break it off. 577 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,092 We just weave it through the bars 578 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:51,929 and wait for it to die and fall off on its own. 579 00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,599 Look, I know you're trying to help, 580 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,637 but I don't want to run away this time. 581 00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:57,908 Hello? It works. We didn't have to do the recital 582 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,177 and we still got ice cream after. 583 00:18:59,277 --> 00:19:01,549 I mean, when I was six, faking an injury 584 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,951 because I was scared was a solid plan. 585 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,557 I was so little, I was just out of nighttime diapers. 586 00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,026 Almost out of nighttime diapers. 587 00:19:07,093 --> 00:19:08,428 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were-- 588 00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:09,698 -We were ten. -Ten? 589 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,603 -Yeah. -Okay, fine. 590 00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,339 But I'm not little anymore. I'm a big girl now. 591 00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:16,211 But what if we go out in front of everyone and miss every shot? 592 00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:17,782 And what about the spinning farting thing? 593 00:19:17,882 --> 00:19:20,353 Well, there's no spinning, so that's good. 594 00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:21,790 And, yeah, we might go out there 595 00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:23,325 and do terrible and lose. 596 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,462 Or we'll do great and we'll win. 597 00:19:25,496 --> 00:19:26,932 Or something in between, I guess. 598 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,772 But I think what really matters is we just go out there 599 00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:32,310 and have fun doing something we're good at, damn it. 600 00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:33,579 You said a bad word. 601 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,447 -Yeah. -Damn it. 602 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,984 Uh, well, don't you say it. 603 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:38,055 [announcer] And our last contestant is Tina Belcher. 604 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,825 -Oh. -Tina, please come to the floor. 605 00:19:39,925 --> 00:19:41,962 It's time to hoop, there it is. 606 00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:45,370 [laughs] Where are my Gen-Xers at? 607 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,541 Crap, I gotta go now or I'll never get to do it. 608 00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:49,712 [moans] 609 00:19:49,812 --> 00:19:51,214 It'll be okay. 610 00:19:51,247 --> 00:19:53,085 Okay. 611 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,253 Wait. Tina? 612 00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:55,524 -What? -Damn it. 613 00:19:55,624 --> 00:19:57,862 Okay, but that was the last time. 614 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,569 [announcer] Tina Belcher. One more time. 615 00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,005 Tina Belcher. 616 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:04,408 Looking for you on the court. 617 00:20:04,509 --> 00:20:06,979 There she is. Tina Belcher. 618 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:08,984 Tina Belcher is here. 619 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,654 -Oh, Tina. She's there. -Oh, good. 620 00:20:10,754 --> 00:20:11,889 -Let's get back to our seats. -Yeah. 621 00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:13,159 -Come, come on. -Ow! 622 00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:14,529 [announcer] Totally fine 623 00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,098 that it took you this long. 624 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,168 Gave us a moment to pause and reflect. 625 00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:19,237 Let's go, T! 626 00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:20,674 Yay, Tina! Oh, God. 627 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:23,111 Did you find her and give her a new good pep talk? 628 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,113 Against all odds? 629 00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,752 No, but she's out there, so... 630 00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:28,289 good job, Mom and Dad? 631 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:29,525 Yup, it counts. 632 00:20:29,592 --> 00:20:31,830 Okay, time for this finger to fly. 633 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:35,169 Whoa! I'm doing it. I'm doing it. [shouts] 634 00:20:35,269 --> 00:20:37,875 Okay, I'm gonna sit down. She saw that, right? 635 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,243 Oh, yeah. She loved it. 636 00:20:39,310 --> 00:20:40,580 Thank you. 637 00:20:42,585 --> 00:20:44,320 [exhales] 638 00:20:45,122 --> 00:20:45,858 [grunts] 639 00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:47,160 ♪ Granny throw ♪ 640 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,996 ♪ You know we granny throw ♪ 641 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,734 -♪ Wuh-oh! Granny throw ♪ 642 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,905 ♪ We roll with the granny throw ♪ 643 00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:55,009 ♪ Step to the line ♪ 644 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,445 ♪ I'm looking fine ♪ 645 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,182 ♪ Ball between my legs ♪ 646 00:20:58,282 --> 00:21:00,486 ♪ Yeah, that's what I said ♪ 647 00:21:00,587 --> 00:21:01,922 ♪ But don't you fret ♪ 648 00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:04,060 ♪ 'Cause it's nothing but net ♪ 649 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,198 ♪ The crowd says hot damn ♪ 650 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,834 ♪ Check out that gram-gram ♪ 651 00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,605 ♪ Granny throw ♪ 652 00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,475 -♪ You know we granny throw ♪ -♪ Break it down now ♪ 653 00:21:11,576 --> 00:21:13,412 ♪ I'm a teenager but I throw like a granny ♪ 654 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:14,749 ♪ Gonna think that you're looking at a pro ♪ 655 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,884 ♪ It's uncanny ♪ 656 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:16,953 ♪ I'm just that good ♪ 657 00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,422 ♪ Don't need no luck ♪ 658 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:19,992 ♪ 'Cause overhand is just for suckers! ♪ 659 00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:21,195 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 660 00:21:21,295 --> 00:21:21,328 and TOYOTA. 661 00:21:22,305 --> 00:22:22,309 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm