"Bob's Burgers" Don't Worry, Be Hoopy

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Movie Name"Bob's Burgers" Don't Worry, Be Hoopy
Release NameBobs.Burgers.S15E18.Dont.Worry.Be.Hoopy.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb
Year2025
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1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,148 [panting] 4 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,239 [screaming] 5 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,282 - [Bob] Hey, kids. - [Linda] How was school? 6 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,243 - [Louise] Titillating. - Whoa, language. 7 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,369 {\an8}I pooped a marble. 8 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,663 {\an8}Or there was already a marble in the toilet when I pooped. 9 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:40,623 {\an8}Either way, wanna check out my new marble? 10 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,875 {\an8}- Uh, no thanks. - Tina's had a big day. 11 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,961 {\an8}- Yeah, I won a sports thing. - Oh, yeah? 12 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,129 {\an8}- Really? - I got a certificate and everything. 13 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,090 {\an8}And by everything, I mean I got a certificate. 14 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:52,301 {\an8}You're looking at Wagstaff's Eighth Grade American Association 15 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,345 {\an8}for Youth and Fitness Free Throw Champion. 16 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,138 {\an8}- That's great, hon! - Yeah. 17 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,516 {\an8}- Uh, wow. - We're as shocked as you are. 18 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,560 {\an8}You know, I won a free throw thing, too, when I was in fourth grade. 19 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,312 {\an8}The apple didn't fall far from my bush. 20 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,982 {\an8}- It's the tree, not bush. - No, it's bush. 21 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,149 {\an8}No. 22 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,277 {\an8}- How many shots did you make, Tina? - 17. 23 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,280 {\an8}You shoot 25 free throws and whoever makes the most wins, which was me. 24 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,447 {\an8}- All right! - Wow! 25 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,491 {\an8}- Way to go! - That's great, Tina. 26 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,285 {\an8}I didn't know you knew how to shoot free throws. 27 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,078 {\an8}I didn't, but it turns out it's pretty easy. 28 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,454 {\an8}You just take the ball and do this. 29 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,164 {\an8}- [grunts] - Huh. 30 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,375 {\an8}I believe that's referred to as the granny throw. 31 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,587 {\an8}You know it's a cool way to do something when the word granny is involved. 32 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,589 {\an8}Oh, my cute little granny thrower. 33 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,507 {\an8}I threw it the normal, not weird way, 34 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,510 {\an8}- but that way is great, too. - Yeah, so I advanced to the next round. 35 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,178 {\an8}County finals are a week from Saturday. 36 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,014 {\an8}And if I win that, I go on to regionals. 37 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,515 {\an8}And if I win that, I go on to state. 38 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,267 {\an8}And if I win that, I go on to nationals. 39 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,020 {\an8}And then you take on the wacky aliens from <i>Space Jam?</i> 40 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,522 {\an8}- Maybe. - Wow, I want to go to the county finals. 41 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,482 {\an8}I want to be in the crowd cheering you on. 42 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,776 And hey, I've got one of those foam fingers at home. 43 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,778 I've been using it as a not-so-great oven mitt. 44 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:56,157 Right, the crowd that'll be watching me. [chuckles nervously] 45 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,534 - Love it. - Tina, you wanna do it, right? 46 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,786 No, yeah, I... I want to. 47 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,913 It's fun being good at something sportsy. 48 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,540 And Jimmy Jr.'s coaching me. 49 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,917 He didn't make as many as me, like not even close, 50 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,753 but he does technically play basketball. 51 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,921 And I find it helpful to stand behind him when he shoots 52 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,715 and watch his, um, form. 53 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:13,799 - [Bob] Mmm. - Butt form. 54 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,217 Uh-huh, I got it. 55 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,347 - Contracting and relaxing. - No need for more. 56 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,267 [indistinct chatter] 57 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,561 You guys like sitting up in the nosebleeds, huh? 58 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,063 I'm getting a little vertigo up here. 59 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,522 Well, the kids wanted to sit up high. 60 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,567 We don't take them out much, so they think this is exciting. 61 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,819 I'm king of the world! Whee! 62 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,821 [screams] No, no, Gene, you're shaking 'em! 63 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,365 Gene, stop. Kids, sit down. 64 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,449 - Fine. - Boo. 65 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,660 - These bleachers are a little steep. - A little steep? 66 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,578 I had to crawl on all fours to get up here. 67 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,790 I mean, you didn't have to, but you definitely did. 68 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,875 - People were staring. - Ah, my foam finger. 69 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,087 Gotta get it. [exclaims] It feels like I'm falling. 70 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,923 - Am I falling? Oh. - Well, if the sports get boring, 71 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,591 at least Teddy will be fun to watch. 72 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,259 We do need snacks, though, parents. 73 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,845 I feel like this is traditionally a snack situation. 74 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,430 Let me see what I have in my purse. 75 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,724 Please say taco platter and table-side guac. 76 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,477 - Welcome to... whoopsie-daisy. - [microphone feedback] 77 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,814 Uh, we do encourage feedback, but not that kind. 78 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,316 [chuckles] 79 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,276 Anyway, welcome to the American Association 80 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,987 for Youth and Fitness Free Throw County Finals. 81 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,949 It's time to bring our middle and high school county finalists 82 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:23,453 - onto the court for warm-ups. - [Linda] Go, Tina! 83 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,372 - [Louise] Wait, where is Tina? - [Bob] Huh. 84 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,874 I assume she's gonna zipline in from the rafters? 85 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,835 Is it possible Tina grew her hair out 86 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,170 - and got shorter and she's that kid? - Maybe. 87 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,547 Why isn't she out there? 88 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,632 She probably just had a little pre-shoot poop. 89 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,677 See, I would have gone during, but that's why she's the champ. 90 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,220 There she is. Go, Tina! 91 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,722 Oh, dear Lord, why is anyone allowed to be up here? 92 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:47,059 Yeah, that's not Tina. Not everyone with glasses is Tina. 93 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,312 - Sometimes it's Mom. - Yep, we're a couple of glassy broads. 94 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,440 Hmm, hopefully she comes out soon. 95 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:56,235 She will. Well, kids, all I have in here is that gross sugar-free candy 96 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,154 from when I thought we should eat sugar-free candy. 97 00:03:58,155 --> 00:03:59,613 That was a dark chapter. 98 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,658 All right, I'm gonna go see what they have at the little snack bar we saw. 99 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,326 Something fried and/or dyed. 100 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,328 And with some sugar for our thighs. 101 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,705 I know, I know. 102 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,040 Hmm, she should be out there by now. 103 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,709 She said she wanted to do this. 104 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,127 Did something happen? 105 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:16,881 Oh, maybe I didn't give her the best pep talk last night. 106 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,174 [Louise] That sounds like you. 107 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,259 Oh, boy. 108 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,093 Hey, Tina. 109 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,928 So, uh, big day tomorrow. 110 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,014 Or, not a big day, just a normal day. 111 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:28,809 Or, not a normal day, a special day, sort of. 112 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,395 - Mmm-hmm. - Uh, okay. Great start. 113 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:35,357 Uh, I don't know about free throw stuff or sports in general. 114 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,444 I actually thought it was called three throws for a long time. 115 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,071 Like you got three throws, but you know, 116 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,490 it turns out that's incorrect. 117 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:45,242 And your mom meanly made fun of me when she found that out. 118 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,411 But free throws sounds weird too. 119 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:51,332 I mean, throws, why not shots? It's weird, right? 120 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,501 Anyway, that's not the point. 121 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,211 What I do wanna say is, 122 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,797 I hope you can have fun out there tomorrow, okay? 123 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:58,964 [Tina] Mmm-hmm. 124 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,091 'Cause sometimes the fun can get lost 125 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,010 if it becomes all about winning, 126 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,678 and I want you to know that 127 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,014 no one is expecting you to win. 128 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,808 What? You don't think I can win? 129 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,309 Oh, of course you can. 130 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,603 I didn't mean no one is expecting <i>you</i> to win. 131 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,065 I mean no one is <i>expecting</i> you to win. 132 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,233 Uh-huh. 133 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,568 All I'm saying is that I don't want you to put 134 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,196 all this pressure on yourself 'cause it doesn't matter. 135 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,823 You know? None of this matters. 136 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,200 I mean, not none of this matters, but, you know, 137 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,327 it doesn't really in the grand scheme of things. 138 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,496 It's just a little free throw competition. 139 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,124 I mean, a very cool free throw-- Uh... 140 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,626 - So, okay? - Uh-huh. 141 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,962 All right, I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go. 142 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,005 Um, door open or closed? 143 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,549 I'll just leave it and you can... 144 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,677 Okay, goodbye or goodnight. I love you. 145 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,221 Uh, yeah. 146 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:49,431 Oh, my God, what have I done? 147 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,518 [announcer] Next up, Tina Belcher. 148 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,270 - None of this matters. - Okay. 149 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,772 None of this matters. 150 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,773 None of this matters. 151 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,233 Here, none of this matters. 152 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:02,027 - None of this matters. - No, no, no, no. 153 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,990 None... of... this... matters. 154 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,118 Happy 26th birthday, Never-Moved-Out-Of-the-House-Tina. 155 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,662 - We saved up and got you a laptop. - Uh-huh. 156 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,789 You haven't written your erotic fiction in a long time, 157 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,333 but you used to love doing that, right? Maybe you could start again. 158 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,627 - [Linda] Here. - Oh, wow. That's so nice of you, but, 159 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,754 I mean, none of this matters. [grunts] 160 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,465 - Oh. Okay. - [laptop clatters] 161 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:27,219 Uh, hey, 42-year-old Tina. We want to show you something outside. 162 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,681 - It's really cool. - Okay, probably doesn't matter. 163 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:34,310 - What? What's going on? - Tina, honey, you can't just sit around 164 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,520 not caring about anything for the rest of your life. 165 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,939 You need to go out and make your way in the world. 166 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,774 So, we got you an apartment. 167 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,610 I'm sliding the keys under the door. 168 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,612 But none of this matters. You told me that. 169 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:47,281 You said that thing about how you thought they were called three throws. 170 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,825 - Oh, God, not that again. - And then you said nothing matters. 171 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,662 I know I said that but are you-- please don't kick the keys. 172 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,206 - Yeah, Tina don't kick the keys. - Tina, stop. 173 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,791 - Tina, no. - Do not kick-- Tina. 174 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,252 - No, Tina. No kicking. - Stop trying to kick the keys. 175 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,088 It's very hard to kick keys. Oh, she finally did it. 176 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,257 So that's something. 177 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,467 - Oh, God. - [announcer] Okay, warm-ups are over 178 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,219 and it's time to get this party started. 179 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:12,556 [imitates air horn] Doing my best, folks. 180 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,643 Forgot my sound effects thing. Womp womp. 181 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,436 Tina better hurry up. She's gonna miss it. 182 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,688 [sighs] I think I ruined Tina's life. 183 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,940 No, you didn't. 184 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,944 I feel like that's something you're supposed to say in this situation. 185 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,784 All right, I'm gonna go see what they have at the little snack bar we saw. 186 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:35,496 - Something fried and/or dyed. - And with some sugar for our thighs. 187 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,789 I know, I know. 188 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,667 It's not that steep. Whoa! Oh. Oh, gosh. 189 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,628 Maybe it is. 190 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:43,712 Mmm, good popcorn. 191 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,508 Wait, eh, okay popcorn. Ugh, Tina's still not out there? 192 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,427 Where the heck is she? Is something wrong? 193 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,138 She seemed a little nervous at bedtime last night, 194 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,059 but I thought I said some good things. 195 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,560 Good night, my little shooty patootie. 196 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,978 - You excited? - Uh-huh. 197 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,189 I'm so proud of you, being so good at this. 198 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,274 Uh-huh. 199 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,984 You know what? You're gonna do great tomorrow. 200 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,444 You're gonna do better than great. 201 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,738 Hey, I think you're gonna make all 25 baskets. 202 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,365 You're gonna make so many baskets, 203 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:13,158 you're gonna have to open up an Etsy account 204 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,868 to sell all the baskets you make. 205 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,495 Ha! You're mama's little winner, 206 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,748 and I'll be cheering you on to win, win, win. 207 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,542 <i>♪ T-I-N-A ♪</i> 208 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,085 <i>♪ All the balls go in, hooray ♪</i> 209 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,838 <i>- ♪ That's Tina, yeah, yeah, that's Tina ♪</i> - Thank you. 210 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,881 <i>♪ Yeah, yeah She's making all the baskets ♪</i> 211 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,842 <i>♪ And she's mama's little winner Oh, yeah ♪</i> 212 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,302 Oh, God. Too far. I went too far. 213 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:36,432 [announcer] Our next finalist is Wagstaff eighth grader, Tina Belcher. 214 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,517 Yeah, come on. Let's do this. 215 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,437 Ball me, Stripes. [grunts] 216 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,897 [grunts] Yeah. 217 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,025 Show me the money. E.T. phone home. 218 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,651 I'll have what she's having. 219 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,945 It puts the lotion in the basket. 220 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,990 25 out of 25. She won. Tina won! 221 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,742 And that's how it's done, son. 222 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,618 Please don't call me son. Or Stripes. 223 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,996 Too late, Sonny Stripes. This is for you, Mom. 224 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,289 I won because of you. 225 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,499 I'll never, ever stop being Mama's little winner. 226 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,377 That's right. I'm Mama. That's me. 227 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,171 Tina, time for Christmas. 228 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,631 Not until I make 3,000 free throws in a row. 229 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,675 Santa can friggin' wait. Yeah. 230 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,510 Dropped that one right downthe chimney. 231 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,846 [man] And the gold medal for best free throwing 232 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,515 goes to Tina Belcher of the United States. 233 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,809 Eat it, rest of the world. 234 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,978 [grunting] 235 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,565 So, yeah, I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for my mom. This is her. 236 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,816 Hi! 237 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,235 Tina, you were once asked what you would do 238 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,405 if you ever lost, and you said, quote, "Losing is disgusting." 239 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,449 Makes me sick to miss even one shot. 240 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:38,285 If I do miss a shot, I don't let my family hug me 241 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,579 for a month because I'm not worthy of love. 242 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,332 - Uh... - Uh-huh, yeah, was there a question, or... 243 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,335 - Have you made winning too important? - No, what else is there? 244 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,962 Winning is everything. Anything less makes me throw up. 245 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,965 Like, actually throw up. But when I do throw up, 246 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,467 you know I get it all in the bowl. 247 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,511 Tina, sweetie, winning's not everything. 248 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,846 That's not what you said when you were saying goodnight 249 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,723 to me that one time a long time ago. 250 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,475 You said I was gonna make all the shots. 251 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,560 You wanted me to make all the shots, right? 252 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,604 - Um, uh... - You were very clear. 253 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,939 You said I was your little winner. 254 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,525 I was trying to be supportive and be a cheerleader. 255 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,527 Mama's little winner. That's what you said, right? 256 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,946 - Tina! - You did this to me. You did this to me! 257 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,157 - Ah! Aah! - Tina, no! 258 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,034 - Oh, boy. - [announcer] Okay, warm-ups are over, 259 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,453 and it's time to get this party started. 260 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,372 - [imitates air horn] - Oh, God, 261 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,457 the thing's about to start, and she's not out here. 262 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,834 I ruined Tina's life. 263 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,877 Oh, God, I spilled the soda on the popcorn. 264 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,714 I ruined the popcorn's life, too. Why? 265 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,303 [Tina] <i>Hmm. Contracting and relaxing.</i> 266 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,389 <i>Contracting and relaxing.</i> 267 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,558 Okay, last free throw, Jimmy Jr. 268 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:46,562 Your swish is my command. So close. 269 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,857 - You made eight out of 25. - Huh, felt like more. 270 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,317 Not to me. Okay, Tina, come on up. 271 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,653 - You're the last one. - Oh, okay. 272 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,697 - What do I do again? - Shoot free throws 273 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,490 for the free throw competition. 274 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,285 Remember when I said this is what we're doing for P.E. today? 275 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,912 Also, you literally just watched everyone do this. 276 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,372 Right, okay. 277 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,457 Huh. 278 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,959 Um, I, maybe, uh... 279 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,211 uh, can I... can I throw more like this? 280 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,380 You can, if you don't care how you look. 281 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,133 - [grunts] - Oh, okay. 282 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,218 Granny's got game. 283 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:18,886 Last one, Tina. 284 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,263 - [grunts] - Wow, nice work. 285 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,433 You made 17 out of 25 shots, throwing like that. 286 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,476 You just won the American Association for Youth 287 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,188 - and Fitness Free Throw Competition. - It was a competition? 288 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,232 [sighs] Yeah, I told you. Never mind. 289 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:35,235 Congratulations. Now you move on to the county finals. 290 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,404 County finals? So I do this again? 291 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,489 With a basketball or something else this time? 292 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,910 With a basketball. Here, it's all in the information sheet. 293 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,454 Jonathan, stop messing with the scoreboard. 294 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,290 - It's not 69-69. - Hey, Tina. 295 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,417 Congrats on the free throw competition win. 296 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,003 County finals are coming up. You want me to coach you? 297 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,172 And... swish. 298 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,506 So, what do you say? 299 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:59,176 It's just that I made a lot more shots than you. 300 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,803 Tina, I'm on the basketball team and I'm really good. 301 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,347 It's just, my shots don't go in. 302 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,765 Oh, I get it. Kind of. 303 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,934 But basketball is a mental game. 304 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,311 I know the mindset you need to perform physically 305 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,646 in front of a big crowd. 306 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,856 I've done that really well before. 307 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,109 - It's gonna be in front of a crowd? - Oh, yeah. 308 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,278 There's gonna be bleachers full of parents, 309 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,448 grandparents, family friends, well-wishers, 310 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,867 passersby who want to see what all the fuss is about, 311 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,119 all watching you on that foul line. 312 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,749 Uh, a bunch of people watching me do a thing? 313 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,960 Yeah. You don't just need golden hands. 314 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,921 You need a mind of steel. Golden steel. 315 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,131 What the-- 316 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,676 Huzzah! 317 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,470 Ha! I almost made it. Coach Blevins, were you looking? 318 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,597 - He wasn't looking. I'll tell him later. - [bell ringing] 319 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,391 Okay, I can start coaching you today. 320 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,393 Meet me here at lunch. I mean, eat lunch, 321 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,312 because we need nutrition. Our bodies need fuel. 322 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,815 Gotta gas up the old basketball engine. 323 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:58,860 Huh? Oh, sure. Hey, um, does Wagstaff have ballet now? 324 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,112 Uh, they better not. 325 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,615 I've been petitioning for a modern street jazz dance class for months 326 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,535 and it's gotten, like, no traction. 327 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,956 Tina, in stressful physical situations, it's important to center yourself. 328 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,749 The key is to find your happy place, 329 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,128 your zen zone, your imagination vacation station. 330 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,422 - Uh-huh. - I'm talking about the most special place 331 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,506 you can think of. 332 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,258 You picture it, and then you go there 333 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,759 when you need to calm yourself. 334 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,887 And then you can take the shot in a state of total peace. 335 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,849 My zen zone is <i>Dirty Dancing II: Havana Nights.</i> 336 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:29,934 What's yours? 337 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,811 [laughing] 338 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,271 Whee! 339 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,690 [screams] 340 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,025 - Aah! - Are you okay? 341 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,235 You want to try <i>Dirty Dancing II: Havana Nights?</i> 342 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,488 You don't have to have seen the first one, you know. 343 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,868 So I think practicing with Jimmy Jr. these past few days has really paid off. 344 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,203 - I made 19 baskets today. - That's great, Tina. 345 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,831 - Good job, sweetie. - Well, I guess Tina's a jock now. 346 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,084 Look at her. She just can't wait to snap our bottoms with a towel. 347 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,169 It's sad, really. 348 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,546 She only hurts people because she never learned how to read. 349 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,882 Guys, stop. I'm not a jock. I'm the same as you. 350 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,884 Just more athletic and good at something cool. 351 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,135 It is kind of nuts. 352 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,679 I mean, a Belcher competing in the finals of a thing 353 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,890 that involves a commonly known sports ball. 354 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,893 A big crowd of people chanting her name, doing the wave, 355 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,271 a halftime show starring Rihanna, featuring Pitbull. 356 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,940 Yep, big crowd. Dinner good, bedtime. 357 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,193 - Oh, uh, okay. - Are you all right? 358 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,487 - It's pretty early. - Yeah, just-- [stammers] 359 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,030 I wanna rest up for tomorrow. 360 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,532 Okay, uh, well, don't forget to brush your teeth. 361 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,118 I bet Michael Jordan brushed his teeth before every game. 362 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,370 - That's probably how he got his nickname. - Uh, what? 363 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,581 Yeah, they called him Air Jordan 'cause of his breath. 364 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,709 - It smelled like fresh air. - Okay, bye-bye. 365 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,462 [Bob] Big day tomorrow. Or, not a big day, just a normal day. 366 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,173 Or, not a normal day, a special day. 367 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,633 [Linda] <i>♪ T-I-N-A ♪</i> 368 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,384 <i>♪ All the balls go in, hooray ♪</i> 369 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,887 <i>♪ That's Tina, yeah, yeah ♪</i> 370 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,638 [Tina] <i>Tomorrow is gonna be fine.</i> 371 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,681 <i>This kind of thing probably happens all the time,</i> 372 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,767 <i>people watching other people do sports.</i> 373 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,143 <i>I feel like I've heard of that.</i> 374 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,895 <i>Now I'm just gonna fall asleep</i> 375 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,690 <i>because I'm so calm about all of this.</i> 376 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,195 Aah! What the hell? 377 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,323 <i>Balloons... just balloons.</i> 378 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,867 <i>Okay, one good night's sleep coming up.</i> 379 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,371 <i>Closing my eyes and they're not listening.</i> 380 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,872 <i>Using my hands.</i> 381 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,707 <i>Probably should have washed my hands.</i> 382 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,044 <i>Now my eye's kind of stinging. What is that, soy sauce?</i> 383 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,380 <i>Sleep through it.</i> 384 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,216 When you hear your name, step to the line and I'll hand you the ball. 385 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,717 It's nice if you say thank you 386 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,594 but you don't have to say thank you 25 times. 387 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,179 [announcer] <i>Okay, it's time to welcome</i> 388 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,306 <i>our middle and high school county finalists</i> 389 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:34,975 <i>onto the court for warm-up.</i> 390 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,185 [man] All right, that's our cue. You're all gonna do great, 391 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,980 and please remember to leave immediately after the contest is over. 392 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,315 We have a square dance in here this afternoon, 393 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,485 which I'm also refereeing. Here we go! 394 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,906 [panting] 395 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,283 Just gonna go in here. 396 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,120 [panting] 397 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,956 [ball bouncing] 398 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,375 [screaming] 399 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,543 Hello, Tina. 400 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,505 Uh... hi, Tina. 401 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,135 Look at that freak, throwing it overhand. 402 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,013 - How embarrassing. - At least he gets to be on the floor. 403 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,349 - So stable, so safe. - Bob, we need to go find Tina. 404 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,144 Yeah, I agree. I'm pretty sure this is all my fault 405 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,188 because I gave her the worst pep talk ever. 406 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,398 No, I did. It's my fault. 407 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,358 I screwed up our kid with my pep talk. 408 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,776 Parenting sounds fun. 409 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,821 Eh, it's hard, but sort of rewarding. 410 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,531 Sometimes. Not... not now. 411 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,867 Would it help if I took those snacks off your hands? 412 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,951 Okay, here. 413 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,537 - The top layer of this is moist. - It's soda! 414 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,705 - Smart. - Gross. 415 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,750 - Let me try it. Gross. - Maybe it needs more soda? 416 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,126 - Yeah, baby. - Gene, no! 417 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,212 Let me try it. It's getting there. 418 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,798 Why is this happening? Why are you haunting me, younger me? 419 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,258 Haunting you? I'm not haunting you. 420 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,093 - If I were haunting you, I'd say boo! - Aah! 421 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,345 I'm here to save us! 422 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,055 Do you not remember the ballet recital? 423 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,390 Oh, God. The ballet recital. 424 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,725 [little Tina] <i>We loved ballet.</i> 425 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,353 <i>Twirling, leaping. The buns, the tutus,</i> 426 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,980 <i>getting to turn to your friend and say, "You wear a tutu, too?"</i> 427 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,065 [Tina] <i>Oh, yeah.</i> 428 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,276 [little Tina] <i>Then we had our big recital. Miss Marion picked me to do the pirouette.</i> 429 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,737 <i>And as the recital got closer, I got more and more nervous.</i> 430 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,074 <i>And then, on the day of the performance, I started to pirou-sweat.</i> 431 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,909 <i>What if I messed up? What if I fell?</i> 432 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,369 <i>What if I farted in the middle</i> 433 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,579 <i>and the spinning sent the smell around the whole room?</i> 434 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,248 <i>So, I pretended to fall down</i> 435 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,375 <i>and I told Miss Marion I sprained my ankle</i> 436 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,418 <i>and my stomach and my face.</i> 437 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,255 <i>And then we didn't have to go out there.</i> 438 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,714 Okay, but what does that have to do with right now? 439 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,132 You win some free throw thing 440 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,051 and now we're in the same situation all over again. 441 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,302 Yep, yep, right, right. 442 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,179 So, let's just come up with another injury. 443 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,014 Like your hands got stuck to your butt? 444 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,141 Your fingers got the flu? Your elbows popped off? 445 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,020 No, no, no. I can't do some ridiculous fake injury. 446 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,730 - It has to look real. - Yay! 447 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,734 [Linda] Tina? Tina, it's Mom. Are you in here? 448 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,152 - She in there? - No, but I'm kinda glad. 449 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,446 I forgot how gross high school bathrooms are. 450 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,365 I hope Sasha T never goes in there. 451 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,368 - Who's Sasha T? - According to the wall, a skanky skank 452 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,745 - who lies about everything. - Well, what do we do? 453 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,622 Should we split up to cover more ground? 454 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,332 We could. Or we stick together, 455 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,252 and when we find her, we say dumb things at the same time. 456 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,132 Yes, good. A united dumb front. I like it. 457 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,093 Hmm, how can we hurt you? Oh, you could swallow a cone? 458 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,177 Mmm... 459 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,305 Or what if you break your arm off in the ball rack? 460 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,224 - Oh, yeah. Maybe? - Great, let's get your arm in there 461 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,726 - and break it off on three. - Aah! 462 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,227 - One, two-- - Wait! 463 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,312 Yeah? 464 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,939 - Are we sure about this? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 465 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,484 - Good plan. - Uh... Ow! Wait, but... 466 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,862 - What? - I have another idea, um, that I think 467 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,531 - you're gonna hate. - What is it? 468 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,284 It's just... sitting here, about to break my own arm off 469 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,036 so I don't have to do the scary thing, 470 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,538 it just kinda makes me think I should go out there 471 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,498 - and do the scary thing. - What? 472 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,000 What the H are you talking about? 473 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,918 All right, maybe we don't break it off. 474 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,211 We just weave it through the bars 475 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,963 and wait for it to die and fall off on its own. 476 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,049 Look, I know you're trying to help, 477 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,800 but I don't wanna run away this time. 478 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,011 Hello! It works! We didn't have to do the recital 479 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,387 and we still got ice cream after! 480 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,639 I mean, when I was six, 481 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,391 faking an injury because I was scared was a solid plan. 482 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,769 I was so little, I was just out of nighttime diapers. 483 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,270 Almost out of nighttime diapers. 484 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,022 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were-- - We were ten. 485 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,441 - Ten? - Yeah... 486 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,610 Okay, fine. But I'm not little anymore. I'm a big girl now. 487 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,528 But what if we go out in front of everyone 488 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,031 and miss every shot? And what about the spinning farting thing? 489 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,450 Well, there's no spinning, so that's good. 490 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,203 And yeah, we might go out there and do terrible and lose, 491 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,455 or we'll do great and we'll win. 492 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,207 Or something in between, I guess. 493 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,792 But I think what really matters 494 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,419 is we just go out there and have fun doing something 495 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,463 - we're good at, damn it. - You said a bad word. 496 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,631 - Yeah. - Damn it. 497 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,840 Well, don't you say it. 498 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,759 [announcer] And our last contestant is Tina Belcher. 499 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,843 Oh. 500 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,428 [announcer] Tina, please come to the floor. 501 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,390 It's time to... hoop, there it is. 502 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,558 [laughs] Where are my Gen Xers at? 503 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,394 Crap, I gotta go now or I'll never get to do it. 504 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,731 - Uh... - It'll be okay. 505 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,441 Okay. 506 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,026 - Wait, Tina? - What? 507 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,946 - Damn it. - Okay, but that was the last time. 508 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,490 [announcer] Tina Belcher. 509 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,076 One more time, Tina Belcher. 510 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,452 Looking for you on the court. 511 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,038 - There she is. Tina Belcher. - [panting] 512 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,998 <i>Tina Belcher is here.</i> 513 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,834 - Oh, Tina. She's there. - Oh, good. 514 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,294 - Let's get back to our seats. Come on. - Yeah. Ow! 515 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,797 [announcer] Totally fine that it took you this long. 516 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,049 Gave us a moment to pause and reflect. 517 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,593 - Let's go, T. - Yay, Tina. Oh, God. 518 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,012 Did you find her and give her a new good pep talk? 519 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,015 - Against all odds? - No, but she's out there, 520 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,394 - so good job, Mom and Dad? - Yep, it counts. 521 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,980 Okay, time for this finger to fly. 522 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,357 Whoa, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 523 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,985 Oh! Okay, I'm gonna sit down. 524 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,154 - She saw that, right? - Oh, yeah, she loved it. 525 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,322 Thank you. 526 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,492 [breathes deeply] 527 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:45,869 [grunts] 528 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,454 <i>♪ Granny throw ♪</i> 529 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,998 <i>♪ You know we granny throw Whoa-oh ♪</i> 530 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,207 <i>♪ Granny throw ♪</i> 531 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,084 <i>♪ We roll with the granny throw ♪</i> 532 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,003 <i>♪ Step to the line ♪</i> 533 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,671 <i>♪ I'm looking fine ♪</i> 534 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,298 <i>♪ Ball between my legs ♪</i> 535 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,967 <i>♪ Yeah, that's what I said ♪</i> 536 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,010 <i>♪ But don't you fret ♪</i> 537 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,971 <i>♪ 'Cause it's nothing but net ♪</i> 538 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,889 <i>- ♪ The crowd says ♪ - ♪ Hot damn ♪</i> 539 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,807 <i>♪ Check out that gram-gram ♪</i> 540 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,017 <i>♪ Granny throw ♪</i> 541 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,185 <i>♪ You know we granny throw ♪</i> 542 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,269 <i>♪ Break it down now ♪</i> 543 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,937 <i>♪ I'm a teenager but I throw like a granny ♪</i> 544 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,564 <i>♪ Gonna think that you're looking at a pro ♪</i> 545 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,899 <i>♪ It's uncanny I'm just that good ♪</i> 546 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,150 {\an8}<i>♪ Don't need no luck ♪</i> 547 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,903 {\an8}<i>♪ 'Cause overhand is just for suckers ♪</i> 548 00:21:19,305 --> 00:22:19,751 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm