"Mandy" It's Not You, It's Mandy

1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,719 ♪ And I need you today 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,439 ♪ Oh, Mandy. ♪ 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,879 Hey, Lola, want to come round mine this evening and binge watch 4 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,879 Storage Wars Season 94? 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:14,079 Not tonight, Mandy. I have plans. Big plans. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,359 Plans?! What sort of plans? 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,399 What you doing planning things without me? 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,039 If you must know, Mandy, I have a date. 9 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,279 A date? You? Who with? 10 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,399 Don't be so surprised, Mandy. 11 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,119 I knew if I waited out my 30s and 40s single 12 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,919 I would have my pick of the most eligible suitable divorcees. 13 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,359 Get them in their prime and then clean up with their 14 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,399 -Winter Fuel Payments. -Where did you find him, on an app? 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,559 No, Mandy! 16 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,799 Dating apps are for teenagers, perverts and married people. 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,159 I went to a respectable dating agency. 18 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,839 They make sure they actually look like their photo 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,599 and they check their criminal record 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:53,279 and they give them a proper test of the down below area - 21 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,759 to check if the seed is withered or poisoned. 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,479 Saves a lot of time for a busy local businesswoman like myself. 23 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,039 You should try it, Mandy. 24 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,959 You're not getting any younger. 25 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,919 You need a man to share your life and funeral expenses with. 26 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,140 MANDY SCOFFS 27 00:01:09,141 --> 00:01:10,359 Men, who needs 'em? 28 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,879 They're always up to no good. 29 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,479 All of the misery in the world is caused by men. 30 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,199 The News at Ten should be renamed The News of Men. 31 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,879 "What have men been up to today?" 32 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,919 Without men the news would just be, 33 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,759 "Good evening" and "the weather where you are." 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,959 Besides, the only man I've ever fancied is Paddy McGuinness 35 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,079 and he's never going to look twice at little Mandy Carter. 36 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,039 He could have any woman he wants. 37 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,399 Ah, he's here. Purrr! In his ports car. 38 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,519 -His sports car? -No, his ports car. 39 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,079 He works at the harbour. 40 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,460 DOORBELL DINGS 41 00:01:40,461 --> 00:01:41,839 -Ready, Lol-err? -Coming! 42 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,519 Oh, Mandy, can you lock up for me, please? 43 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,119 Have a lovely time on your own. 44 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,559 See you! 45 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,480 DOORBELL DINGS 46 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,479 Oh, cheeky! 47 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,880 Bye. 48 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,080 MUSIC: Mr Lonely by Bobby Vinton 49 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,999 ♪ Lonely 51 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,519 ♪ I'm Mr Lonely 52 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:23,599 ♪ I have nobody 53 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,239 ♪ For my own 54 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,479 ♪ I'm so lonely 55 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,399 ♪ I'm Mr Lonely 56 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,399 ♪ Wish I had someone 57 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,919 ♪ To call on the phone 58 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,439 ♪ Now I'm a soldier 59 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,879 ♪ A lonely soldier 60 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,120 ♪ Away from home... ♪ 61 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,359 Oh, sorry. You must be Mandy. Do take a seat. 62 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,159 I'm June. 63 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,359 So, what's brought you to Full Moon Introductions? 64 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,879 What do you think? 65 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,679 I don't want me gas meter reading. I'm on the shelf, aren't I?! 66 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,839 Well, you've come to the right place. 67 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,079 We have a lot of experience in finding matches 68 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,719 for the unappealing older spinster. 69 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,999 Right, let's get started, shall we? 70 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,119 If you'd like to fill in this form with your likes and your dislikes. 71 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,240 JUNE TYPES SPEEDILY 72 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,719 -There, finished. -Oh, that was quick! 73 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,679 Yeah, well, I don't really like anything. 74 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,559 I especially don't like filling out forms 75 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,959 and there wasn't a question about whether I like Magic Eye pictures 76 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,199 -so I just stuck that in at the bottom. -Lovely. OK. 77 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:43,439 Well, let me just feed this form into the dating computer. 78 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,360 WHIRRING 79 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,359 Right, just a few more questions. 80 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,159 Do you have any idea about age range? 81 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,839 I haven't really thought about it. 82 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,799 Hmm, well, I think it's best to keep it as wide as possible. 83 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,559 I tell you what, I'll put 9-99, like the playing age of Jenga. 84 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,639 Nine?! I'm not a paedo! 85 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,919 Oh! Oh, no! 86 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,039 No, you're right, not nine. 87 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,959 No. Not nine. 88 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,799 Erm, 19? 89 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,799 Hmm? That feels better, doesn't it? 90 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,119 And have you had any thoughts about the type of man you'd like to meet? 91 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,999 No, I've got very low standards. 92 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,359 Oh, well, I think that's right, at your age. 93 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,359 I mean, we don't want to get your hopes up too high. 94 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,359 There's not much left at the bottom of the barrel. 95 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,759 Right! 96 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,079 Shall we see who the computer has matched you up with? 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,240 OK! Here we go. 98 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,399 Oh, I've got good news, Mandy. 99 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,599 A match has been found. 100 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,519 Oh, his name's Gavin. 101 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,960 And I think you two are going to get on famously. 102 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,399 What you drinking? 103 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,280 ♪ Carling Black Label. ♪ 104 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,399 You don't say much, do you? 105 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,600 You know what they say, "It's good to talk." 106 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,639 Have you ever seen a ghost? 107 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,439 My friend had a ghost. 108 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,999 It terrorised her in her small back bedroom. 109 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,879 Not a euphemism! 110 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,879 Sorry. Sorry, how old are you?! 111 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,639 -You should never ask a lady her age! -You are so old. 112 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,079 You fucking pig! 113 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,159 So, Mandy, how did it go with Gavin? 114 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,199 -It were a fucking nightmare. -Aw. 115 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,039 He didn't get any of me references! 116 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,399 It's not like I were going on about Clements Attlee or Frankie Vaughan! 117 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,999 He'd never heard of The Flumps! 118 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,079 I mean, come on! Educate yourself. 119 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,359 Well, let's move on. Maybe he was a little bit too young for you. 120 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,439 A bit?! I've got bras older than him! 121 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,879 Anyway, another match has been found 122 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,679 and this one's a bit more your age, 123 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,119 whatever that is, 124 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,879 and his name is Robert. 125 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,960 Which I think is a lovely name, isn't it? 126 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,359 -Mandy? -Robert? 127 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,599 -Yeah. -You're in a wheelchair. 128 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,439 Noticed that, did ya? You're eagle-eyed. 129 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,799 Well, it's just they didn't mention it at the dating agency. 130 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,759 -It shouldn't matter, should it? -No. 131 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,519 Would you have agreed to go on a date with me 132 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,199 -if you knew I was in a wheelchair? -Yeah, absolutely. 133 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,959 Cos if they'd told me you dressed like an Eastern European prostitute 134 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,319 I might not've turned up. 135 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,439 That's a bit fucking rich. At least my legs work, mate. 136 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,639 I'd rather be in a wheelchair than have a walk like yours. 137 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,479 -What's wrong with me walk?! -You look like a fucking limbo dancer! 138 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,559 You fucking... 139 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,879 Look, let's start again, shall we? 140 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,039 It's like we've got off on the wrong... 141 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,559 -Sorry. -Let's just get this over with. 142 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,999 MANDY SIGHS 143 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,199 So, er, what do you think of this dating lark? 144 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,159 -Awful. -Tell me about it. 145 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,759 My last date was so young he didn't know who The Flumps were. 146 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,519 -Didn't know who The Flumps were?! -Mm. 147 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,839 -I remember The Flumps. I used to love them. -Yeah. 148 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,239 ♪ Duh-duh 149 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,399 ♪ Do-do 150 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,679 ♪ Ta-dah-dah-dah. ♪ 151 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,999 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do. ♪ 152 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,719 MUSIC: Scoobidoo Love, Choir and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann 153 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,159 ♪ It is such a good night to dance 154 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,879 ♪ It is such a good night to scoobidoo doobidoo 155 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,239 ♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo 156 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,079 ♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo love. ♪ 157 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,239 Oh, my God. That's so funny! 158 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,959 Do you want to maybe go and watch a film 159 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,679 and have something to eat? 160 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,439 I thought you'd never ask. 161 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,680 -All right, I'll call us a taxi. -Great. 162 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,719 -Bit higher. -Right, here we go. -Not too hard. 163 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,079 BANGS 164 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,519 Hang on, a bit higher. 165 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,759 SHE GRUNTS 166 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,040 Right, this time. 167 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,279 Hang on, one more go. 168 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,120 Hang on. 169 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,879 Hang on. 170 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,239 SHE GRUNTS 171 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,479 And we're in. 172 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,759 Oh, you've got a bit of a nosebleed. 173 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,999 Hang on, let me get a tissue. 174 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,159 I don't get nosebleeds but I've got a friend who 175 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,719 suffers from them constantly. 176 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,159 There we are. 177 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,839 Right, we're on our way. 178 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,159 MUSIC: Scoobidoo Love, Choir and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann 179 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,559 ♪ It is such a good night to kiss 180 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,719 ♪ It is such a good night to dance 181 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,479 ♪ It is such a good night to scoobidoo doobidoo 182 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,439 ♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo 183 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,280 ♪ Scoobidoo doobidoo love. ♪ 184 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,759 Eh, it's lovely in here, in't it? 185 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,639 It's a bit dark, though. I can barely see the menu. 186 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,599 Christ. Oh! 187 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,359 Oh, shit! Oh, Christ! 188 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,519 Oh! 189 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,999 GUESTS GASP 190 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,920 Oh, my God! 191 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,999 Shit, I'm sorry about that. 192 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,039 Don't worry, madam. It happens all the time. 193 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,319 We have another table for you just over here. 194 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,559 Right. 195 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:42,719 Oh... 196 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,239 Ooh, that's really shaken me up, that. 197 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,759 It didn't seem to bother you. 198 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,719 You're cool as a cucumber, aren't you? 199 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,599 Have you decided what you'd like to eat yet? 200 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,319 Yeah, I think we're ready to order, aren't we? 201 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,519 Yeah, can I have the risotto, please? 202 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,839 No starter? 203 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,519 No, I don't believe in starters. 204 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,879 I think it's just a way of getting more money out of you. 205 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,320 And for you, sir? 206 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,639 Are you not hungry? 207 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,840 Bring two forks - he might buck up. 208 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,559 'Ey, there's meant to be a cluster of shooting stars tonight. 209 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,999 You don't fancy going up Benders Hill with me, do you, 210 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,120 and watching the night sky? 211 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:27,360 Never seen a shooting star before. Have you? 212 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,840 I had such a lovely time this evening, Robert. 213 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,399 For the first time, I feel seen. 214 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,679 And you're such a good listener. 215 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,479 When I set that table on fire, 216 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,279 you were so calm, didn't make a fuss. 217 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:44,840 Oh, look, a shooting star! 218 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,120 Oh! Robert, it's a sign. 219 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,960 I've never been so sure of anything before in my entire life. 220 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,199 Robert... 221 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,840 Robert, will you marry...? 222 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,759 Robert? 223 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,519 Robert?! 224 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,119 Robert...! 225 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,359 MANDY SOBS 226 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,279 He must've just run off. 227 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,319 I thought you said he was in a wheelchair. 228 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,399 Wheeled off, then! Whatever, he's gone. 229 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,719 There's no-one, Lola. 230 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,840 No-one. 231 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,239 I'm gonna die alone. 232 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,119 PHONE RINGS 233 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,799 CHEERILY: 'Ello? 234 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,679 Hello, Mandy. It's June. 235 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:30,919 SING-SONG VOICE: - I've got good news! A match has been found for you! 236 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:34,199 Oh, no. No, thanks. I've given up on all that now. 237 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,159 My heart's not strong enough. 238 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,919 Oh, I really think this is someone you should meet. 239 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,519 What? Who? Who is it? 240 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,359 Well, it's not information I can divulge on the telephone, 241 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,799 I'm afraid, but if you come to the office 242 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,359 I think it'll be worth your while. 243 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,239 Paddy fucking McGuinness?! 244 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,199 According to the computer, you are the perfect match for each other. 245 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,759 And when I showed him your photo he sounded very positive. 246 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,879 -And this is a man who knows about dating. -I don't believe it. 247 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,039 I've made a reservation for you both tonight for a drink 248 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,439 at Hotel du Maisonmal at 8pm. 249 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,439 I do hope you can make it. 250 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,040 DOORBELL DINGS 251 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,599 Oh, my God, Mandy! 252 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,319 Are you OK? What has happened? 253 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,999 I'm going to go on a date with Paddy McGuinness. 254 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,439 Amazing! "No lighty, no likey!" 255 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,759 -Will you help me get ready, Lola? -Of course, Mandy! 256 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,479 You need to pull out all the stops this time. 257 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,759 You don't want another disaster like Robert. 258 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,159 -Who? -Robert. 259 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,519 The man in the wheelchair you were about to propose to 260 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,199 -and he ran away. -Oh, that cunt. 261 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,039 I can't even remember what I saw in him. 262 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,159 Hey, how's your romance with Captain Birdseye going? 263 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,279 I caught him cheating on our pre-nup, 264 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,799 trying to hide an ISA from me. 265 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,359 It's all over. 266 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:50,079 Anyway, Mandy, you want to look approachable but not a pushover, 267 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,519 smart but not a snob, 268 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,200 sophisticated but relaxed. 269 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,719 I am thinking... 270 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,559 MUSIC: She's A Lady by Tom Jones 271 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,199 ♪ Well, she's all you'd ever want 272 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,520 ♪ She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner 273 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,999 ♪ Well, she always knows her place 274 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,959 ♪ She's got style, she's got grace 275 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,760 ♪ She's a winner 276 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,479 ♪ She's a lady 277 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,399 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady 278 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,080 ♪ Talking about that little lady. ♪ 279 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,680 MUSIC STOPS 280 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,239 -Good evening, madam. -Hiya. 281 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,839 -What would you like to drink? -Um... 282 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,959 What does Jon Hamm drink in Mad Men? 283 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,079 That would be an old-fashioned, madam. 284 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,440 -Can I have one of them? -Excellent choice. 285 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,360 -Enjoy. -Ta. 286 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,480 -Here you are, madam. -Ta. 287 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,680 Ta. 288 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,079 Good evening, sir. What would you like to drink? 289 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,479 Oh, er, what does Jon Hamm drink in Mad Men? 290 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,639 That would be an old-fashioned, sir. 291 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,320 -I'll have one of them. -Coming right up. 292 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,080 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 293 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,239 MANDY SNORES 294 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,120 MUSIC: Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer 295 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,119 ♪ The lights are on 296 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,759 ♪ But you're not home 297 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,199 ♪ You're mind is not your own 298 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,799 ♪ Your heart sweats 299 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,879 ♪ Your body shakes 300 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,799 ♪ Another kiss is what it takes 301 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,399 ♪ You can't sleep 302 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,000 ♪ Ooohh... ♪ 303 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,520 No likey. 304 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,279 Hello, June. Yeah, it's Paddy. 305 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,399 McGuinness. 306 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,559 Another no-show, I'm afraid. 307 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,399 I can't believe it either. 308 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,879 I used to be a catch. 309 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,439 They'd be queuing up round the block. 310 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,879 No, no, balls to it. I'm going home. 311 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,999 See if I can catch the last 20 minutes of whatever 312 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,520 Ant and fucking Dec are doing. 313 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,359 MANDY SNORES 314 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,560 LOUD BANG 315 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,040 Paddy McGuinness! 316 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,439 Who was I kidding? 317 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,360 He was never going turn up for little Mandy Carter. 318 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,079 -Cheer up, love! -Fuck off! 319 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,039 ♪ You're going to have to face it you're addicted to love 320 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:01,119 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love 321 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:05,479 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love 322 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,599 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love 323 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:14,159 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love 324 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,800 ♪ Might as well face it you're addicted to love! ♪ 324 00:16:18,305 --> 00:17:18,521 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm