Hobgoblins 2

WEBVTT WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.617 (silence) 00:00:00.701 --> 00:00:04.000 (screaming) 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:15.734 (ominous music) 00:01:49.067 --> 00:01:52.549 position:20% -Guys. we're gonna be late. 00:01:52.633 --> 00:01:54.016 -Keep your shirt on. we're on time. 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:56.349 -No. Kevin is right. 00:01:56.433 --> 00:01:58.083 Our professor told us to be here exactly at two P.M. 00:01:58.167 --> 00:02:01.482 -I've never seen the inside of a mental hospital. 00:02:01.566 --> 00:02:03.549 -Oh. it's everything you imagined and more. 00:02:03.633 --> 00:02:06.317 position:20% -Oh really. and what makes you such an expert? 00:02:06.401 --> 00:02:08.967 -Just a wild guess. 00:02:14.433 --> 00:02:17.683 -You're late. 00:02:17.767 --> 00:02:18.950 Follow me. 00:02:19.034 --> 00:02:19.983 I'll take you to the ward of the patients 00:02:20.067 --> 00:02:21.283 with the more complex disorders. 00:02:21.367 --> 00:02:23.000 -Let's go! 00:02:27.067 --> 00:02:30.850 -Now. the patients here are mostly harmless. 00:02:30.934 --> 00:02:32.749 Just don't make eye-contact. and whatever you do, 00:02:32.833 --> 00:02:36.116 don't provoke anyone. 00:02:36.200 --> 00:02:38.733 -Isn't there a security guard here? 00:02:39.934 --> 00:02:41.934 -If it'll make you feel much better. 00:02:43.234 --> 00:02:44.649 Elsie! 00:02:44.733 --> 00:02:45.800 -Hmm? 00:02:46.667 --> 00:02:47.482 position:20% -Could you get the guard? 00:02:47.566 --> 00:02:48.900 -We need a security guard. right now. 00:02:49.234 --> 00:02:51.667 Go tend to the stalls in the women's bathroom. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.466 -I got a question. 00:02:57.401 --> 00:02:58.733 Is any of this gonna show up on the final exam? 00:03:00.566 --> 00:03:01.733 (clears throat) 00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:05.200 -Horus. when's the last time we had a problem around here? 00:03:05.633 --> 00:03:08.250 -A problem with not getting paid overtime, 00:03:08.334 --> 00:03:10.116 for a late-night shift? 00:03:10.200 --> 00:03:11.867 -No. a problem with any of the patients. 00:03:12.334 --> 00:03:14.466 -Huh. well let's see. 00:03:14.833 --> 00:03:16.317 There was the jumper off the roof last week. 00:03:16.401 --> 00:03:18.816 And the one that fashioned a machete out of a juice box. 00:03:18.900 --> 00:03:21.916 -I think I'm gonna wait outside in the car. 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.616 -Maybe I'm asking the wrong person. 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:26.633 Rosie. could you come here please? 00:03:28.700 --> 00:03:31.749 position:20% Rosie's our new head-nurse. 00:03:31.833 --> 00:03:33.600 She got the promotion for two big reasons. 00:03:35.267 --> 00:03:38.200 -One is my work ethic. 00:03:38.600 --> 00:03:40.334 (laughing) 00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:42.900 And the other is-- 00:03:43.633 --> 00:03:45.034 -Your bedside manner? 00:03:45.433 --> 00:03:46.967 -Could you tell my students how we're able to manage 00:03:49.433 --> 00:03:51.416 so many patients. on a daily basis. 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:53.516 -We use Thorazine by the gallon around here. 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:56.317 - [Elsie] Code blue. we have a code blue. 00:03:56.401 --> 00:03:59.334 Or is it code red? 00:03:59.533 --> 00:04:00.850 I don't remember. 00:04:00.934 --> 00:04:01.850 (patient screaming) 00:04:01.934 --> 00:04:04.716 -Sounds like we've got a live one. 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:06.516 (frantic screaming) 00:04:06.600 --> 00:04:08.449 -I'll be right back. 00:04:08.533 --> 00:04:09.633 -Attention. all medical personnel. 00:04:11.100 --> 00:04:13.349 We have an emergency. 00:04:13.433 --> 00:04:15.301 position:20% -Who wants to play a game? 00:04:15.667 --> 00:04:17.401 -I love games. 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:19.883 What is it? 00:04:19.967 --> 00:04:21.367 -How many fingers am I holding up? 00:04:22.267 --> 00:04:25.000 -Three. 00:04:29.667 --> 00:04:32.916 -How many now? 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:34.401 -Kevin. do something. 00:04:34.900 --> 00:04:37.016 -You heard the professor. don't provoke them. 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:40.217 -Go on Kevin. be a man. 00:04:40.301 --> 00:04:42.867 -Somehow. I think he's beyond provoked. 00:04:43.633 --> 00:04:46.034 -That was a good one. got any others? 00:04:47.034 --> 00:04:49.067 -Never mind him. 00:04:50.367 --> 00:04:52.283 Come along. now. 00:04:52.367 --> 00:04:54.200 position:20% -You need to keep a tighter leash on that one. 00:04:57.134 --> 00:05:00.916 -What did I tell you about the patients here? 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:02.833 -He asked if we wanted to play a game. 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.100 -How did any of you get into college in the first place? 00:05:08.367 --> 00:05:10.700 -Army tuition. 00:05:11.267 --> 00:05:12.317 -Rich parents. 00:05:12.401 --> 00:05:13.449 -Cheated on my SAT's. 00:05:13.533 --> 00:05:14.683 -Slept with the admissions director. 00:05:14.767 --> 00:05:16.600 -My fault for asking. 00:05:20.566 --> 00:05:24.183 -Who would like to share something 00:05:24.267 --> 00:05:25.549 position:20% with the rest of us today? 00:05:25.633 --> 00:05:27.466 (giggling) 00:05:27.934 --> 00:05:30.067 -I would. 00:05:30.967 --> 00:05:32.134 position:20% While I was out of my room. 00:05:33.267 --> 00:05:37.250 someone put on my clothes so they would look like me, and went in and rearranged all my furniture. 00:05:37.334 --> 00:05:39.349 (giggling) 00:05:39.433 --> 00:05:41.217 position:20% -I told you before. Enid. 00:05:41.301 --> 00:05:42.983 No one dresses like you and does that. 00:05:43.067 --> 00:05:45.649 -And last night. someone went in my room 00:05:45.733 --> 00:05:48.116 and soiled my mattress. 00:05:48.200 --> 00:05:49.482 (laughing) 00:05:49.566 --> 00:05:51.234 -Oh yeah. it's always someone else. 00:05:59.800 --> 00:06:03.250 position:20% -I played Monopoly today. 00:06:03.334 --> 00:06:05.733 Satan was helping me decide which properties to buy. 00:06:06.167 --> 00:06:09.566 -Joan of Arc always tells me how to win. 00:06:10.301 --> 00:06:12.934 -They're crazy. 00:06:13.633 --> 00:06:15.134 -Satan. 00:06:15.700 --> 00:06:16.816 -Joan of Arc! 00:06:16.900 --> 00:06:17.950 - [LePage] Satan! 00:06:18.034 --> 00:06:19.200 - [Enid] Joan of Arc. 00:06:19.667 --> 00:06:20.833 - [LePage] Satan! 00:06:21.334 --> 00:06:22.150 -Joan of Arc. 00:06:22.234 --> 00:06:23.401 - [LePage] Satan! 00:06:23.767 --> 00:06:24.967 - [Enid] Joan of Arc. 00:06:25.566 --> 00:06:26.749 -Alright. that's enough. 00:06:26.833 --> 00:06:29.250 One more word and I'm throwing that game in the trash. 00:06:29.334 --> 00:06:30.566 -Ow. doesn't matter. 00:06:33.433 --> 00:06:35.167 position:20% Satan can make it reappear. 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:39.000 (clears throat) 00:06:41.334 --> 00:06:42.533 position:20% -Excuse me. miss Danvers. 00:06:43.733 --> 00:06:45.516 Some of my students would like to observe your group. 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.733 -Be my guest. 00:06:48.200 --> 00:06:49.433 Okay. let's here from someone 00:06:50.167 --> 00:06:51.482 who rarely has anything to share. 00:06:51.566 --> 00:06:53.850 Mr. McCreedy. how are you today? 00:06:53.934 --> 00:06:56.267 -Brace yourself for one of the most dangerous 00:06:57.200 --> 00:06:58.916 patients in here. 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:00.433 -Let's see. 00:07:01.466 --> 00:07:02.466 A patient told me 00:07:02.900 --> 00:07:04.382 that if I put a jar of raisins in the sun, 00:07:04.466 --> 00:07:06.867 it will turn into wine. 00:07:07.566 --> 00:07:09.100 Then he stole the dessert from my lunch tray. 00:07:09.900 --> 00:07:13.116 (rock music from headphones) 00:07:13.200 --> 00:07:16.449 -What. did I miss something? 00:07:16.533 --> 00:07:17.749 -Pay attention. 00:07:17.833 --> 00:07:19.050 -Sorry. 00:07:19.134 --> 00:07:20.200 -Mr. McCreedy? 00:07:22.034 --> 00:07:23.334 I have some students here. who'd like to meet you. 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:26.234 -Hello. 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:29.867 -Hello. 00:07:30.733 --> 00:07:31.816 I'm Kevin. nice to meet you. 00:07:31.900 --> 00:07:33.500 -Before you get too friendly. 00:07:34.134 --> 00:07:35.683 let me tell you why he's in here. 00:07:35.767 --> 00:07:37.667 position:20% He used dynamite to blow up an entire movie studio. 00:07:41.167 --> 00:07:44.317 -Have you seen the new doctor? 00:07:44.401 --> 00:07:46.317 -He is a dream. 00:07:46.401 --> 00:07:47.683 -I got dibs. 00:07:47.767 --> 00:07:48.883 -Yeah right. 00:07:48.967 --> 00:07:49.850 (laughing) 00:07:49.934 --> 00:07:51.301 position:20% -There's a machine here. that I've been working on. 00:07:51.900 --> 00:07:53.934 (laughing) 00:07:54.334 --> 00:07:55.934 -You two. would you get out of my office! 00:08:03.967 --> 00:08:07.349 Have a seat. McCreedy. 00:08:07.433 --> 00:08:08.649 position:20% The rest of you can watch. 00:08:08.733 --> 00:08:10.566 (dramatic music) 00:08:11.566 --> 00:08:14.800 This device can show. what we refer to as 00:08:15.433 --> 00:08:17.583 post traumatic stress syndrome. 00:08:17.667 --> 00:08:19.683 What the patients aren't able to tell us, 00:08:19.767 --> 00:08:21.500 we can sometimes learn from their own memories. 00:08:26.200 --> 00:08:30.083 position:20% -I've never heard of a machine like this before. 00:08:30.167 --> 00:08:32.016 Is it safe? 00:08:32.100 --> 00:08:33.433 -It's only in the testing phase right now. 00:08:34.034 --> 00:08:35.916 Is it safe? 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:37.200 Well you wouldn't see me hooked up to it. 00:08:38.466 --> 00:08:39.301 Now take a look at the monitor. 00:08:42.500 --> 00:08:43.667 (electricity zapping) 00:09:01.134 --> 00:09:04.616 position:20% -So what are we looking at? 00:09:04.700 --> 00:09:06.967 -Just keep watching. 00:09:07.367 --> 00:09:08.500 You'll see everything you need to know. 00:09:13.800 --> 00:09:17.401 -I still can't tell what it is. 00:09:24.234 --> 00:09:27.416 (roaring) 00:09:27.500 --> 00:09:29.200 -What are they? 00:09:29.667 --> 00:09:31.000 -Hobgoblins! 00:09:35.733 --> 00:09:39.466 -Why would anyone dynamite a place? 00:09:39.733 --> 00:09:41.301 -Kevin... 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.533 -You would have also. if you were in the same situation. I did it to destroy those creatures. 00:09:48.134 --> 00:09:50.083 I know they're still out there. 00:09:50.167 --> 00:09:51.900 -I think we should be going. 00:09:52.234 --> 00:09:53.900 position:20% -Remember that childhood ghost story, Bloody Mary? 00:09:54.433 --> 00:09:57.382 -Yes. she died in a violent auto accident. 00:09:57.466 --> 00:10:00.317 -But if you say her name three times, 00:10:00.401 --> 00:10:02.349 she'll come back and try to kill you. 00:10:02.433 --> 00:10:04.234 - [Abernathy] McCreedy! 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:06.600 What have I told you about repeating that stupid story? 00:10:08.167 --> 00:10:10.950 Nobody wants three Bloody Marys. 00:10:11.034 --> 00:10:12.767 position:20% -It's not the drink. it's the name of the creatures. 00:10:13.401 --> 00:10:16.616 position:20% Never say it three times. 00:10:16.700 --> 00:10:18.500 -Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 00:10:18.867 --> 00:10:20.850 -No. don't do that. 00:10:20.934 --> 00:10:22.633 -Yeah well. I don't see them anywhere. 00:10:23.733 --> 00:10:26.200 -Don't say I didn't warn you. 00:10:27.334 --> 00:10:29.633 -Come on guys. let's get out of here. 00:10:53.767 --> 00:10:57.334 position:20% -It's gonna be a long week. 00:10:59.700 --> 00:11:03.134 And this in only Monday. 00:11:05.034 --> 00:11:08.800 Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. 00:11:14.433 --> 00:11:17.516 Ahh. 00:11:17.600 --> 00:11:18.833 Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 00:11:37.700 --> 00:11:40.950 (dramatic music) 00:11:41.034 --> 00:11:42.950 (grunting) 00:11:43.034 --> 00:11:44.667 (screaming) 00:11:45.100 --> 00:11:47.633 (growling) 00:11:47.833 --> 00:11:51.050 (screaming) 00:11:51.134 --> 00:11:53.816 - [Elsie] Lunch time is over. 00:11:53.900 --> 00:11:55.983 Doctor Jenkins and Doctor Paul. 00:11:56.067 --> 00:11:58.883 please stop complaining about the food. 00:11:58.967 --> 00:12:01.950 If it's good enough for the patients, 00:12:02.034 --> 00:12:03.783 position:20% it's good enough for you. 00:12:03.867 --> 00:12:05.733 (action music) 00:12:13.067 --> 00:12:16.716 -Nick. what the hell are you doing? 00:12:16.800 --> 00:12:19.482 -I'm practicing for the Army. Babe. 00:12:19.566 --> 00:12:21.767 -Well how about practicing mowing the lawn? 00:12:23.700 --> 00:12:25.667 -I'm on it. 00:12:40.500 --> 00:12:43.767 -Hey Nick! 00:12:44.433 --> 00:12:45.167 Look at this! 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:53.382 (laughing) 00:12:53.466 --> 00:12:55.466 Serves you right! 00:12:58.334 --> 00:13:01.600 (laughing) 00:13:03.633 --> 00:13:07.482 -Kevin. pay attention if Nick wants to talk 00:13:07.566 --> 00:13:09.616 about being a war hero. 00:13:09.700 --> 00:13:11.116 -Anything. as long as he doesn't 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:12.250 wanna fight with garden tools. 00:13:12.334 --> 00:13:13.833 -Ha! 00:13:15.867 --> 00:13:17.700 Yo Kev. wanna practice some maneuvers with me? 00:13:19.767 --> 00:13:20.466 (action music) 00:13:25.167 --> 00:13:26.034 -Not really. 00:13:32.733 --> 00:13:36.000 (laughing) 00:13:44.334 --> 00:13:47.850 -Who's ready for movie night? 00:13:47.934 --> 00:13:50.250 -Movie night. I thought we were going to Club Scum. 00:13:50.334 --> 00:13:53.100 -Club Scum. that place burned down months ago. 00:13:55.067 --> 00:13:56.301 position:20% -Then movie night. it is. 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:00.167 -Now. nothing R-rated. 00:14:00.833 --> 00:14:02.317 You know how I feel about adult themes. 00:14:02.401 --> 00:14:04.950 -Yes. we all know how you feel. 00:14:05.034 --> 00:14:07.067 -Hey. how about a scary movie. 00:14:08.167 --> 00:14:11.134 -Here's on about puppets that turn women into sluts. 00:14:12.466 --> 00:14:15.500 -No. not that one. 00:14:15.867 --> 00:14:17.200 position:20% -What. are you afraid of being turned into a slut? 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:20.667 -No. I just don't like scary movies. 00:14:21.533 --> 00:14:24.100 -Really? 00:14:25.767 --> 00:14:27.016 I've seen just about every horror film ever made. 00:14:27.100 --> 00:14:29.967 There's nothing left that could scare me. 00:14:30.934 --> 00:14:33.301 -I see. 00:14:33.867 --> 00:14:35.000 Well. here's what I picked out. 00:14:35.533 --> 00:14:37.183 It's about a guy and two chicks. (laughing) 00:14:37.267 --> 00:14:40.267 -Yeah. I don't think Amy would like that one very much. 00:14:41.034 --> 00:14:44.234 position:20% -Are you sure. it's one of my all-time favorites. 00:14:47.334 --> 00:14:47.733 (laughing) 00:14:55.433 --> 00:14:58.883 position:20% -Hey. how about this one? 00:14:58.967 --> 00:15:00.183 It's a remake of an old monster movie. 00:15:00.267 --> 00:15:02.466 It may have a few surprises. 00:15:03.100 --> 00:15:04.800 but you know it'll be a safe bet. 00:15:05.433 --> 00:15:06.500 position:20% -That works for everyone. 00:15:11.234 --> 00:15:14.449 (rock music) 00:15:14.533 --> 00:15:17.533 (popcorn popping) 00:15:26.466 --> 00:15:29.850 -Careful. don't burn it. 00:15:29.934 --> 00:15:31.667 -Honestly. I know how to make popcorn. 00:15:32.134 --> 00:15:33.716 You just need to shake it just right. 00:15:33.800 --> 00:15:36.067 -Daphne. it's popcorn. not Nick. 00:15:37.433 --> 00:15:40.349 I think it can get hot on its own. 00:15:40.433 --> 00:15:42.833 position:20% -Yeah. like you would know. 00:15:48.134 --> 00:15:51.950 -Let's see who's really afraid of scary movies. 00:15:52.034 --> 00:15:54.449 (laughing) 00:15:54.533 --> 00:15:56.000 (whispering inaudibly) 00:15:56.466 --> 00:15:59.733 (giggling) 00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:02.733 (phone ringing) 00:16:06.900 --> 00:16:10.549 -Are you sure you wanna answer it? 00:16:10.633 --> 00:16:12.616 It's like in that movie. 00:16:12.700 --> 00:16:14.349 -Just shut up. 00:16:14.433 --> 00:16:15.800 Watch the popcorn and don't let the smoke detectors go off. 00:16:17.034 --> 00:16:19.301 Hello? 00:16:20.234 --> 00:16:21.234 -What's your favorite scary movie? 00:16:23.034 --> 00:16:24.967 -The one where I put my foot so far up your ass, 00:16:26.934 --> 00:16:29.466 it never sees the daylight again. 00:16:29.700 --> 00:16:31.500 (laughing) 00:16:35.100 --> 00:16:36.566 -Wow Daphne. nothing scares you. 00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:41.433 position:20% -Damn straight. I'd like to see something that could. 00:16:47.034 --> 00:16:50.283 Come on. Amy. 00:16:50.367 --> 00:16:51.700 (laughing) 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:54.700 -Real original. Nick. 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:58.100 -Ow. the hair. 00:16:58.466 --> 00:16:59.967 -Start the movie. 00:17:01.800 --> 00:17:04.934 - [Voiceover] Rev 'em up. cuz they're ready to go. 00:17:05.367 --> 00:17:07.800 (screaming) 00:17:08.667 --> 00:17:09.850 Chainsaw Chicks. 00:17:09.934 --> 00:17:11.833 13 common accidents that can an occur between you... 00:17:13.334 --> 00:17:15.334 and your chainsaw. 00:17:21.134 --> 00:17:24.533 (movie screaming) 00:17:26.733 --> 00:17:30.250 -Kevin. love bites leave marks. 00:17:30.334 --> 00:17:33.234 - [Voiceover] Chainsaw Chicks 00:17:33.633 --> 00:17:35.500 features the most dramatic chainsaw dual ever. 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:39.267 (grinding) 00:17:42.500 --> 00:17:45.716 (screaming) 00:17:45.800 --> 00:17:47.667 Due to the intensity of this motion picture, 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:51.649 before each scene of graphic violence, 00:17:51.733 --> 00:17:54.100 position:20% you will hear this sound. 00:17:56.667 --> 00:17:59.934 -Nice girls don't go to second base. 00:18:03.667 --> 00:18:06.983 Careful. it's hot. 00:18:07.067 --> 00:18:08.600 -I hadn't noticed. 00:18:13.533 --> 00:18:17.382 position:20% -You know. we could really go for some drinks. 00:18:17.466 --> 00:18:20.183 position:20% -Well. if you're gonna get some, get me one too. 00:18:20.267 --> 00:18:22.816 position:20% -I meant you go get them. 00:18:22.900 --> 00:18:24.867 -Oh. well you should've said so. 00:18:34.167 --> 00:18:37.482 (movie screaming) 00:18:37.566 --> 00:18:39.616 - [Voiceover] Listen to the reviews. 00:18:39.700 --> 00:18:41.616 -God. that film really cut me up. 00:18:41.700 --> 00:18:44.200 -I laughed so hard. I almost choked. 00:18:44.566 --> 00:18:46.583 - [Voiceover] Chainsaw Chicks. 00:18:46.667 --> 00:18:48.700 They'll massacre you. 00:18:50.100 --> 00:18:52.200 -Kevin. 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:54.283 (laughing) 00:18:54.367 --> 00:18:55.967 Wait till Daphne gets a load of this. 00:18:57.000 --> 00:18:59.234 It's a glove I left in the freezer, 00:19:00.100 --> 00:19:01.783 filled with ice water. 00:19:01.867 --> 00:19:03.217 We'll sneak up on her during the movie, 00:19:03.301 --> 00:19:04.850 and give it to her good. 00:19:04.934 --> 00:19:06.500 (laughing) 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:08.000 -Tell me when the scary part is over. 00:19:10.967 --> 00:19:12.566 position:20% -That stupid girl's about to start screaming. 00:19:12.967 --> 00:19:14.867 Pay attention. 00:19:20.967 --> 00:19:25.000 position:20% -(screaming) An icy hand. it's got me, it's got me! 00:19:25.334 --> 00:19:28.600 (laughing) 00:19:33.301 --> 00:19:36.983 -I thought nothing scared you. Daphne. 00:19:37.067 --> 00:19:39.733 -You people are all crazy. you know that? 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:42.000 (growling) 00:19:46.134 --> 00:19:47.234 -Guys look. 00:19:51.566 --> 00:19:55.083 -You aren't gonna get me twice. 00:19:55.167 --> 00:19:57.401 -No. I'm serious. look. 00:19:59.466 --> 00:20:02.816 -What. I don't see anything. 00:20:02.900 --> 00:20:04.816 -Nice try. Kevin. 00:20:04.900 --> 00:20:06.301 position:20% -I'm serious. it's the same creature from the monitor. 00:20:06.800 --> 00:20:08.883 -Kev. you gotta be quicker on the uptake. 00:20:08.967 --> 00:20:11.183 That's why my glove trick worked 00:20:11.267 --> 00:20:12.950 and your "hey look out the window" didn't. 00:20:13.034 --> 00:20:15.466 -But. there was something there. 00:20:17.401 --> 00:20:18.334 -Yeah right. 00:20:20.700 --> 00:20:22.382 (knocking at door) 00:20:22.466 --> 00:20:24.134 -Who the hell is that? 00:20:24.600 --> 00:20:26.050 (knocking harder) 00:20:26.134 --> 00:20:27.916 -Wait. maybe we shouldn't answer it. 00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:30.516 -Kev. give it a rest. 00:20:30.600 --> 00:20:31.916 (knocking) 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:32.916 -Yeah. yeah. keep your shirt on. 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:35.367 (dramatic music) 00:20:37.034 --> 00:20:39.000 I told that neighbor bitch to stop calling the police. 00:20:41.100 --> 00:20:44.116 Listen officer. it's not lewd conduct, 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:46.250 if it's in the privacy of our own home. 00:20:46.334 --> 00:20:48.900 -That's not why I'm here. ma'am. 00:20:49.500 --> 00:20:51.433 There's been an incident 00:20:51.900 --> 00:20:53.401 at the hospital. with professor Abernathy. 00:20:55.600 --> 00:20:56.000 -What happened? 00:20:58.934 --> 00:21:00.067 position:20% -I'm not at liberty to say. 00:21:00.466 --> 00:21:02.000 Be at the hospital tomorrow at nine A.M. 00:21:02.401 --> 00:21:04.616 He's in room 237. 00:21:04.700 --> 00:21:06.301 -237? 00:21:07.900 --> 00:21:09.301 position:20% That sounds like where they keep the mental patients. 00:21:10.800 --> 00:21:12.800 -It is. 00:21:21.034 --> 00:21:24.367 (dramatic music) 00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:41.633 (patient screaming) 00:21:43.334 --> 00:21:45.267 -I'm glad all of you are here. 00:21:46.934 --> 00:21:48.816 Walk this way. 00:21:48.900 --> 00:21:50.733 - [Elsie] Attention candy stripers. 00:21:51.800 --> 00:21:54.301 No smoking please. in the intensive care unit. 00:22:00.867 --> 00:22:04.134 -This way. 00:22:06.867 --> 00:22:10.433 position:20% I want you all to see this. 00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:12.234 Alright everybody out. out. out. 00:22:14.500 --> 00:22:16.767 - [Candy Striper] I'm sorry. 00:22:17.200 --> 00:22:18.533 - [Candy Striper] I'm sorry. 00:22:19.800 --> 00:22:20.716 - [Doctor] Excuse me. 00:22:20.800 --> 00:22:21.800 -You all were among the last to see 00:22:23.267 --> 00:22:24.816 position:20% your professor yesterday. 00:22:24.900 --> 00:22:26.667 Maybe you can shed some light on this. 00:22:27.067 --> 00:22:28.816 (whimpering) 00:22:28.900 --> 00:22:29.883 Oh. for crying out loud. 00:22:29.967 --> 00:22:31.649 (screaming) 00:22:31.733 --> 00:22:33.200 -Don't let them get me. don't let them get me! 00:22:33.667 --> 00:22:36.482 -What happened to him? 00:22:36.566 --> 00:22:38.200 -He was found in his office this morning, 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:41.716 hiding behind his desk. in terror. 00:22:41.800 --> 00:22:44.433 What do you think he saw last night? 00:22:45.401 --> 00:22:47.533 -Well. it wasn't Daphne naked, cuz she was with me. 00:22:48.934 --> 00:22:51.716 (laughing) 00:22:51.800 --> 00:22:53.367 -Well. I know he was right about one thing. 00:22:55.301 --> 00:22:57.183 You five could drive anyone crazy. 00:22:57.267 --> 00:22:59.500 position:20% -What could've caused this? 00:23:00.167 --> 00:23:01.633 -The electroshock machine was set on full power. 00:23:02.500 --> 00:23:05.466 It looked like someone used it on him. 00:23:10.700 --> 00:23:13.950 -I warned him. 00:23:14.034 --> 00:23:15.367 -What is it now. Mr. McCreedy? 00:23:15.767 --> 00:23:17.900 -Never say their name three times. 00:23:18.301 --> 00:23:20.183 -You're at the top of my list. 00:23:20.267 --> 00:23:21.916 Where were you last night. when this was happening? 00:23:22.000 --> 00:23:24.134 -I was in my room. 00:23:24.867 --> 00:23:26.500 -Really? 00:23:27.234 --> 00:23:31.267 When I was on my rounds. I went past your room.The door was open and your room was empty. 00:23:31.401 --> 00:23:34.334 The rest of you can go home. 00:23:34.967 --> 00:23:36.200 I think your professor will be fine in a couple of days. 00:23:36.633 --> 00:23:39.267 -Don't let them get me. don't let them get me! 00:23:40.533 --> 00:23:43.600 -I said I warned him. 00:23:48.633 --> 00:23:52.416 -For the last time. come inside the building. 00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:55.633 -No. a UFO is about to land. 00:23:55.967 --> 00:23:58.566 I want father to meet his alien baby. 00:24:00.367 --> 00:24:03.200 No. no. 00:24:03.566 --> 00:24:05.401 -So Daphne. this isn't the same hotel 00:24:06.633 --> 00:24:09.449 position:20% that your mother's always staying at, is it? 00:24:09.533 --> 00:24:11.549 -No Nick. I told you she's in prison. 00:24:11.633 --> 00:24:14.934 -Does anyone wanna come to the library with me? 00:24:15.533 --> 00:24:17.183 -No. Nick and I are banned from the library. 00:24:17.267 --> 00:24:19.649 position:20% -It was a simple question. 00:24:19.733 --> 00:24:21.349 They've got a young adult section, 00:24:21.433 --> 00:24:22.749 so I asked if they have an adult section. 00:24:22.833 --> 00:24:25.034 I thought there might be some triple-X movies or something. 00:24:28.034 --> 00:24:31.367 (dramatic music) 00:24:31.934 --> 00:24:34.767 -Don't hurt me. 00:24:35.267 --> 00:24:36.349 -Please listen to me. 00:24:36.433 --> 00:24:37.649 -I'll call security. 00:24:37.733 --> 00:24:39.200 position:20% -I'm not telling you again. come inside the building. 00:24:39.367 --> 00:24:42.401 - [McCreedy] I'm not going to harm you. 00:24:42.800 --> 00:24:44.533 -Beam me up! 00:24:45.067 --> 00:24:46.449 position:20% -You must understand that you and your friends 00:24:46.533 --> 00:24:48.916 are in grave danger. 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:50.533 -Danger. danger of what? 00:24:50.934 --> 00:24:52.533 -Hobgoblins. have you seen them yet? 00:24:53.034 --> 00:24:55.716 -No. why would you think I've seen them? 00:24:55.800 --> 00:24:57.549 -Because. they're loose again. 00:24:57.633 --> 00:24:59.050 - [Amy] Hey wait a minute guys. 00:24:59.134 --> 00:25:00.283 Have you seen Kevin? 00:25:00.367 --> 00:25:01.783 - [Daphne] Not really. 00:25:01.867 --> 00:25:03.050 -And they're waiting for the right moment to strike. 00:25:03.134 --> 00:25:05.083 -Well. I haven't seen anything. 00:25:05.167 --> 00:25:06.667 -They can sense your most repressed fears. 00:25:07.600 --> 00:25:10.050 position:20% They know what scares you. 00:25:10.134 --> 00:25:11.767 -I've gotta go. 00:25:16.234 --> 00:25:20.116 position:20% -Come on Kevin. hurry up before the library closes. 00:25:20.200 --> 00:25:22.783 -Coming. 00:25:22.867 --> 00:25:24.034 -They'll find you. 00:25:25.566 --> 00:25:27.034 -Beam me up. 00:25:31.034 --> 00:25:34.116 No. 00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:35.234 -Mark my words. they'll find you. 00:25:38.934 --> 00:25:42.283 -Alright. McCreedy. 00:25:42.367 --> 00:25:43.883 What'd I tell you about yelling at the neighbors, huh? 00:25:43.967 --> 00:25:46.449 - [Kyle] Hey. you think they have 00:25:46.533 --> 00:25:47.616 internet access at the library? 00:25:47.700 --> 00:25:49.267 position:20% - [Nick] How would I know? 00:25:55.301 --> 00:25:58.416 -Amy? 00:25:58.500 --> 00:25:59.667 -Not now. this is really interesting. 00:26:00.367 --> 00:26:02.100 -Amy. I need to ask you something. 00:26:04.067 --> 00:26:05.600 It's important. 00:26:09.767 --> 00:26:12.850 Amy. 00:26:12.934 --> 00:26:14.200 (puppet laughs) 00:26:14.800 --> 00:26:16.967 What. what is it? 00:26:17.934 --> 00:26:19.334 -Just don't ever do that again? 00:26:20.433 --> 00:26:21.950 -Do what? 00:26:22.034 --> 00:26:23.301 -I thought it was something else. 00:26:23.633 --> 00:26:25.183 -It's just a stuffed animal. 00:26:25.267 --> 00:26:27.416 position:20% -It's not a stuffed animal. 00:26:27.500 --> 00:26:29.100 It's a puppet. 00:26:29.633 --> 00:26:31.000 When I was a child. I was terrified of them. 00:26:31.733 --> 00:26:34.334 I used to hide under the bed. in fear. 00:26:34.733 --> 00:26:36.783 -Why don't you get rid of them? 00:26:36.867 --> 00:26:38.667 -Because they were gifts from my relatives. 00:26:39.034 --> 00:26:41.334 position:20% I'd pretend I liked them. 00:26:42.234 --> 00:26:43.816 but they'd put them on my bedroom shelf. 00:26:43.900 --> 00:26:45.767 Chatty Cathy. Betsy Wetsy. Chloe Blowy. 00:26:47.700 --> 00:26:51.416 (puppet laughing) -They're just dolls. 00:26:51.500 --> 00:26:53.850 -I couldn't sleep. knowing they were watching me. 00:26:53.934 --> 00:26:56.816 Not unless they were facing the other direction, 00:26:56.900 --> 00:26:59.349 and not touching me. 00:26:59.433 --> 00:27:00.867 -Certainly explains where your attitude 00:27:01.334 --> 00:27:02.700 towards sex comes from. 00:27:05.367 --> 00:27:08.683 -What did you say? 00:27:08.767 --> 00:27:09.983 -Nothing. 00:27:10.067 --> 00:27:11.200 -Just don't ever tease me like that again. 00:27:11.867 --> 00:27:13.900 -Okay. I'm sorry. 00:27:14.533 --> 00:27:15.900 -What was it you wanted to tell me? 00:27:17.100 --> 00:27:19.167 -Nothing. it wasn't important. 00:27:20.500 --> 00:27:22.134 -Now. come on. 00:27:22.700 --> 00:27:24.150 We're supposed to be working on a paper 00:27:24.234 --> 00:27:25.633 about treatment for a person with a severe mental disorder. 00:27:29.800 --> 00:27:33.050 (ominous music) 00:27:33.134 --> 00:27:36.401 (patients screaming) 00:27:40.800 --> 00:27:44.934 - [Nurse] Did you forget your way back to your room again? 00:27:45.800 --> 00:27:48.566 (people murmuring) 00:28:08.533 --> 00:28:12.250 -What happened to professor Abernathy? 00:28:12.334 --> 00:28:14.334 -Oh. I'm sorry. there's no one here. 00:28:16.234 --> 00:28:18.034 Are you sure you're in the right room? 00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:21.934 -Yeah. I was just here yesterday. 00:28:22.934 --> 00:28:24.349 -Okay. well could you tell me the name 00:28:24.433 --> 00:28:26.716 of the patient you're looking for? 00:28:26.800 --> 00:28:28.500 -I just told you. 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:30.500 Professor Abernathy. 00:28:32.433 --> 00:28:32.867 -Duh. Miggie. 00:28:35.767 --> 00:28:36.934 Aren't you paying attention? 00:28:37.800 --> 00:28:38.816 -You shut up! 00:28:38.900 --> 00:28:40.134 -What she meant to say is that your professor is gone. 00:28:40.833 --> 00:28:44.050 -Gone? 00:28:44.134 --> 00:28:45.234 -You know like in. left the building? 00:28:46.900 --> 00:28:48.566 -What she meant to say. 00:28:50.367 --> 00:28:52.466 is that your professor is outside with the other doctors. 00:28:55.800 --> 00:28:59.134 (candy striper laughing) 00:29:00.234 --> 00:29:01.667 -Oh. I can't believe you said that! 00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:05.549 -Well. you were thinking it. 00:29:05.633 --> 00:29:07.633 -Ow! 00:29:08.334 --> 00:29:09.301 -I swear to god. I'm away for one day, 00:29:10.401 --> 00:29:11.749 and this entire place is in shambles. 00:29:11.833 --> 00:29:13.867 -Professor. I came to see how you are. 00:29:14.867 --> 00:29:16.916 -I'm doing better. 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:18.116 I found the source of the problem. 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:19.583 position:20% It was McCreedy. as usual. 00:29:19.667 --> 00:29:20.916 I had the guards lock him away in solitary confinement. 00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:23.466 -Why'd you do that? 00:29:25.100 --> 00:29:27.683 -Because I know he's the one that's behind all this. -What'd he do? 00:29:27.767 --> 00:29:28.916 -I can't put my finger on it. 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:30.649 Every time he talks about those hobgoblins, 00:29:30.733 --> 00:29:32.516 something bad happens. 00:29:32.600 --> 00:29:33.983 position:20% It's like a trigger he uses 00:29:34.067 --> 00:29:35.083 when he wants to strike out at the world. 00:29:35.167 --> 00:29:36.983 -Sir. you don't think that maybe 00:29:37.067 --> 00:29:38.482 position:20% there's some truth behind his story, do you? 00:29:38.566 --> 00:29:40.217 position:20% -Kevin. you don't think I'd keep him locked away here, 00:29:40.301 --> 00:29:42.250 if he wasn't dangerous. stay away from him. 00:29:42.334 --> 00:29:44.716 -Can I speak to him just for a minute? 00:29:44.800 --> 00:29:45.816 There's something I really need to ask him. 00:29:45.900 --> 00:29:47.083 -Kevin. I just told you, the man's trouble. 00:29:47.167 --> 00:29:48.833 Leave it alone. 00:29:49.267 --> 00:29:50.000 - [Kevin] Professor? 00:29:52.700 --> 00:29:54.167 I still need someone to do my term paper on. 00:29:54.301 --> 00:29:55.816 -Oh. that. 00:29:55.900 --> 00:29:57.250 Kevin. let me make a suggestion to you, okay? 00:29:57.334 --> 00:30:00.016 position:20% If you're gonna get a passing grade in my class, 00:30:00.100 --> 00:30:01.983 I suggest you do your paper on someone 00:30:02.067 --> 00:30:03.516 position:20% who didn't try to kill me. 00:30:03.600 --> 00:30:05.267 -Sorry. I forgot. 00:30:05.667 --> 00:30:06.833 position:20% Here. I got these for you. 00:30:07.334 --> 00:30:08.867 -Oh. thanks. 00:30:09.633 --> 00:30:10.733 - [Elsie] Paging doctor Jay Paul. 00:30:11.533 --> 00:30:14.482 You have been fired. 00:30:14.566 --> 00:30:16.683 You will be replaced by one of our patients, 00:30:16.767 --> 00:30:19.283 who is slightly less delusional. 00:30:19.367 --> 00:30:21.767 position:20% -Did you hear about Miggie? 00:30:22.301 --> 00:30:23.749 She asked for some time off. 00:30:23.833 --> 00:30:25.250 -Yeah. I hear her ankles are swollen. 00:30:25.334 --> 00:30:27.267 (laughing) 00:30:28.633 --> 00:30:29.466 (growling) 00:30:31.900 --> 00:30:34.716 (Kevin grunting) 00:30:34.800 --> 00:30:37.667 (growling) 00:30:40.167 --> 00:30:41.034 (growling) 00:30:44.466 --> 00:30:45.267 (Kevin grunting) 00:30:49.566 --> 00:30:50.500 -We need a security guard right now. 00:30:53.301 --> 00:30:56.067 Someone flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet. 00:30:59.800 --> 00:31:03.749 -Can you please tell me where I can find Mr. McCreedy? 00:31:03.833 --> 00:31:05.967 -If you want old man McCreedy... 00:31:06.867 --> 00:31:08.700 (laughing) 00:31:09.034 --> 00:31:10.883 He is right here. 00:31:10.967 --> 00:31:13.200 (dramatic music) 00:31:19.667 --> 00:31:23.516 position:20% - [Elsie] Attention. bring the bedpan and mop. 00:31:23.600 --> 00:31:26.317 position:20% There's been an accident. 00:31:26.401 --> 00:31:28.349 -Well. that was a quick one. 00:31:28.433 --> 00:31:30.349 position:20% -Well at least we didn't leave the scalpel in this time. 00:31:30.433 --> 00:31:33.167 -Well fellas. drinks are on me. 00:31:39.334 --> 00:31:43.083 -Hey kid. look at me. I'm all fixed up. 00:31:43.167 --> 00:31:45.633 -Did they sew your finger back on? 00:31:46.100 --> 00:31:47.583 -No. 00:31:47.667 --> 00:31:48.667 Frontal lobotomy. 00:31:50.700 --> 00:31:52.301 -Jeez. sorry about that. man. 00:31:53.000 --> 00:31:55.416 -Don't be. 00:31:55.500 --> 00:31:56.600 I've never felt better. in my life. 00:31:57.566 --> 00:31:58.633 position:20% You looking for McCreedy? 00:32:01.100 --> 00:32:02.516 -Yeah. how'd you know? 00:32:02.600 --> 00:32:04.382 -Whenever there's an accident around here, 00:32:04.466 --> 00:32:06.416 someone always comes looking for him. 00:32:06.500 --> 00:32:08.867 -Hey. do you think he had something to do with 00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:11.749 what happened to the professor? 00:32:11.833 --> 00:32:13.616 -McCreedy has a bad habit of always being 00:32:13.700 --> 00:32:15.482 in the wrong place at the wrong time. 00:32:15.566 --> 00:32:17.850 Hey. wanna hear something funny? 00:32:17.934 --> 00:32:19.616 -Not really. 00:32:19.700 --> 00:32:20.934 -What if the craziest man in the mental hospital, 00:32:21.301 --> 00:32:24.083 were completely sane? 00:32:24.167 --> 00:32:26.067 What if his stories were all true? 00:32:26.867 --> 00:32:29.267 If a man tells you. 00:32:30.301 --> 00:32:32.267 "don't go driving out in the rain", 00:32:32.833 --> 00:32:34.816 position:20% and you get in an accident. 00:32:34.900 --> 00:32:36.900 do you blame him? 00:32:37.401 --> 00:32:39.134 -It's just that I've been seeing these creatures, lately. 00:32:40.301 --> 00:32:42.016 And I don't know whether or not they're real. 00:32:42.100 --> 00:32:43.833 None of my friends believe me. 00:32:44.466 --> 00:32:46.134 -(laughing) You sound surprised. 00:32:47.134 --> 00:32:49.367 McCreedy's locked up in solitary, he can't help you. 00:32:54.833 --> 00:32:58.716 position:20% -I've been talking to this girl on the internet. 00:32:58.800 --> 00:33:01.234 I think she loves me. 00:33:01.934 --> 00:33:03.283 -When are we gonna meet this mystery girl? 00:33:03.367 --> 00:33:06.367 -I don't know. she's kinda shy. 00:33:11.533 --> 00:33:14.934 -This is for you. 00:33:17.067 --> 00:33:20.183 -Kevin! 00:33:20.267 --> 00:33:21.301 Why are you talking to that man? 00:33:22.367 --> 00:33:24.100 -Yeah. move it Rain Man. 00:33:25.833 --> 00:33:27.167 (laughing) 00:33:27.334 --> 00:33:29.067 position:20% -I saw another hobgoblin. 00:33:30.867 --> 00:33:32.367 -You know what your problem is. Kevin? 00:33:32.800 --> 00:33:34.250 You're gullible. 00:33:34.334 --> 00:33:35.482 position:20% Somebody tells you a scary story and you believe it? 00:33:35.566 --> 00:33:38.466 What. were you afraid of the Boogeyman when you were a kid? 00:33:38.833 --> 00:33:41.016 -The Boogeyman? 00:33:41.100 --> 00:33:42.616 I still check under my bed. every night. 00:33:42.700 --> 00:33:44.950 -Bad example. 00:33:45.034 --> 00:33:46.549 Take Daphne. 00:33:46.633 --> 00:33:48.183 position:20% But then again. who hasn't? 00:33:48.267 --> 00:33:50.116 A guy asked if she'd like to pose for some art photos. 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.250 -They were art photos. 00:33:53.334 --> 00:33:55.016 -Sure they were. 00:33:55.100 --> 00:33:56.116 Are they hanging in the gallery? 00:33:56.200 --> 00:33:58.267 position:20% The point being. is that-- 00:33:58.867 --> 00:34:00.116 -Enough of this story! 00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:01.867 Kevin. this isn't funny anymore. 00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:05.733 position:20% Now let's get out of here. 00:34:11.600 --> 00:34:14.867 -Hey kid! 00:34:18.034 --> 00:34:21.600 Don't say I didn't warn you. 00:34:34.700 --> 00:34:38.050 -See you guys later. 00:34:38.134 --> 00:34:39.533 -See you. bye. 00:34:41.700 --> 00:34:44.934 -Kevin? 00:34:45.267 --> 00:34:46.167 Are you listening to me? 00:34:48.733 --> 00:34:50.367 -Fine. I'm fine. 00:34:50.733 --> 00:34:52.466 position:20% -You sure you're alright? 00:34:53.401 --> 00:34:54.833 -Yeah. I went by the hospital today 00:34:55.234 --> 00:34:57.083 and saw professor Abernathy. 00:34:57.167 --> 00:34:58.867 He was out of bed and back to work. 00:34:59.334 --> 00:35:01.482 -That's good to hear. 00:35:01.566 --> 00:35:02.916 -I also saw Mr. McCreedy. while I was there. 00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:04.816 And he was locked in a straight-jacket. 00:35:04.900 --> 00:35:06.883 -Maybe he's better off that way. 00:35:06.967 --> 00:35:08.733 -Why do you always think the worst of him? 00:35:09.067 --> 00:35:11.134 -I looked up his case file yesterday. 00:35:11.667 --> 00:35:13.916 That man in dangerous. 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:16.083 Every time someone at the hospital dies, 00:35:16.167 --> 00:35:17.616 he's always right there and placing the blame 00:35:17.700 --> 00:35:19.549 on those imaginary creatures. 00:35:19.633 --> 00:35:21.401 -But it's true. I wrestled one of them on the ground today. 00:35:21.700 --> 00:35:23.916 And then it was gone. 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:26.566 -Kevin. this final semester has been tough on all of us. 00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:29.867 Maybe you should think about repeating this class again. 00:35:30.234 --> 00:35:33.250 You know. take some time off to get away. 00:35:33.334 --> 00:35:36.116 To get far away. 00:35:36.200 --> 00:35:37.633 -You mean. you and I could take a trip together somewhere? 00:35:38.067 --> 00:35:40.983 -No. Kevin. 00:35:41.067 --> 00:35:42.583 I plan to graduate. and with honors. 00:35:42.667 --> 00:35:45.466 position:20% At the rate you're going. 00:35:46.134 --> 00:35:47.250 you may not even get a passing grade in this class. 00:35:47.334 --> 00:35:49.767 -You think all this studying is making me crazy? 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:52.916 -Well. something is. 00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:54.616 First the professor loses it. 00:35:54.700 --> 00:35:56.034 position:20% and then you think you're seeing hobgoblins. 00:35:57.134 --> 00:35:58.733 Is that one. there? 00:36:00.566 --> 00:36:02.100 Right behind you? 00:36:03.833 --> 00:36:05.466 - [Kyle] Hey! 00:36:07.234 --> 00:36:08.050 (laughing) 00:36:08.134 --> 00:36:10.816 -It serves you right. 00:36:10.900 --> 00:36:12.466 making fun of me for being afraid of puppets. 00:36:22.100 --> 00:36:25.401 (rock music) 00:36:28.234 --> 00:36:28.800 -Hi. it's me. Fantazia. 00:36:31.700 --> 00:36:34.334 Enter your credit card number now. 00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:43.482 Oh. hi Kyle. it's you again. 00:36:43.566 --> 00:36:46.367 My number one cyber-boyfriend. 00:36:46.733 --> 00:36:48.700 -That's me. 00:36:50.034 --> 00:36:52.301 -You caught me just as I was having a snack. 00:36:52.934 --> 00:36:54.667 position:20% Hey. I didn't order this. 00:36:56.833 --> 00:36:59.466 (chuckles) 00:37:00.100 --> 00:37:01.167 -Yeah. 00:37:01.867 --> 00:37:03.100 position:20% -That stupid waitress brought me the wrong food. 00:37:05.267 --> 00:37:07.934 position:20% What am I gonna do with this side of green Jello? 00:37:09.234 --> 00:37:11.600 -Oh man. 00:37:12.301 --> 00:37:13.533 -You wanna see me get messy with it? 00:37:15.167 --> 00:37:17.000 -Yes. yes. yes. 00:37:19.667 --> 00:37:20.700 -You got it baby. 00:37:24.167 --> 00:37:24.600 -Splish splash. 00:37:41.600 --> 00:37:45.050 position:20% - [Fantazia] Hey waitress. 00:37:45.134 --> 00:37:45.983 come over here and get a taste of this. 00:37:46.067 --> 00:37:47.867 (knocking at door) 00:37:48.633 --> 00:37:50.401 -What? 00:37:53.833 --> 00:37:57.583 -Do you always answer your door like that? 00:37:57.667 --> 00:37:59.883 -Yeah. why? 00:37:59.967 --> 00:38:01.433 -Do you have company? 00:38:02.466 --> 00:38:03.800 I could have sworn I heard a woman's voice. 00:38:04.833 --> 00:38:05.833 -No one here but me. 00:38:08.267 --> 00:38:09.967 -I need to talk to you. 00:38:10.500 --> 00:38:11.733 -I'm listening. 00:38:12.667 --> 00:38:13.733 -Free pie. on the house. 00:38:21.067 --> 00:38:24.516 position:20% -Hey. I was watching that! 00:38:24.600 --> 00:38:26.217 position:20% -Well. this is important. 00:38:26.301 --> 00:38:27.833 -This better be good. 00:38:28.301 --> 00:38:29.566 -Today. when I was at the hospital, 00:38:30.100 --> 00:38:31.833 one of those hobgoblins attacked me. 00:38:33.267 --> 00:38:35.200 -What were you doing at the hospital? 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:37.367 -Visiting the professor. 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:39.267 -Class was canceled. and you went anyway? 00:38:41.234 --> 00:38:42.633 position:20% You are losing your mind. 00:38:44.767 --> 00:38:46.334 No wonder you're seeing things. 00:38:47.167 --> 00:38:48.600 -Why does everyone keep saying that? 00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:50.482 I'm not losing my mind. 00:38:50.566 --> 00:38:52.349 -Kevin. those of us who are still sane, 00:38:52.433 --> 00:38:54.482 like myself. have work to do. 00:38:54.566 --> 00:38:56.317 Those of us who are crazy. like you, 00:38:56.401 --> 00:38:58.416 need to find someone who cares. 00:38:58.500 --> 00:39:00.183 -Would you stop patronizing me? 00:39:00.267 --> 00:39:02.083 I was the only one who was there for you, 00:39:02.167 --> 00:39:03.382 position:20% when you had identity theft on your credit card. 00:39:03.466 --> 00:39:05.700 -I had forgotten about that. 00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:08.401 position:20% -Yeah. you needed a reference to verify that you didn't 00:39:09.401 --> 00:39:11.633 spend 2.000 dollars on computer sex websites. 00:39:12.700 --> 00:39:14.800 position:20% -And you were the only one 00:39:16.234 --> 00:39:17.217 stupid enough to believe my story. 00:39:17.301 --> 00:39:19.217 Kevin. I'm sorry I called you crazy. 00:39:19.301 --> 00:39:21.250 position:20% Gullible is a better word. 00:39:21.334 --> 00:39:23.183 -You know what. just forget it. 00:39:23.267 --> 00:39:24.250 I obviously came to the wrong person for help. 00:39:24.334 --> 00:39:26.301 -Wait. wait a minute. 00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:28.900 position:20% Maybe I do need to hear your story from the beginning. 00:39:29.433 --> 00:39:31.716 -Are you serious? 00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:34.749 Do you really wanna hear what happened to me today?-Of course I do. 00:39:34.833 --> 00:39:36.050 I need to find a mentally deranged person 00:39:36.134 --> 00:39:37.482 to write my term paper on. this is totally perfect timing. 00:39:37.566 --> 00:39:40.583 position:20% -You know what. forget it. 00:39:40.667 --> 00:39:41.749 When those creatures come looking for you, 00:39:41.833 --> 00:39:43.433 don't come crying to me for help. 00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:52.667 -It's always the ones you least suspect. 00:39:56.533 --> 00:40:00.100 position:20% -Maybe I am losing my mind. 00:40:02.867 --> 00:40:06.083 (rock music) 00:40:06.167 --> 00:40:08.783 There's only one way to find out. 00:40:08.867 --> 00:40:10.700 Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 00:40:13.633 --> 00:40:16.783 They are a figment of my imagination. 00:40:16.867 --> 00:40:18.800 (dramatic music) 00:40:19.301 --> 00:40:21.083 (growling) 00:40:21.167 --> 00:40:23.067 (Kevin grunting) 00:40:27.867 --> 00:40:31.267 (Kevin screaming) 00:40:42.767 --> 00:40:45.967 (sirens) 00:40:51.633 --> 00:40:55.317 -So. what do you think happened to him? 00:40:55.401 --> 00:40:56.967 -I don't know. 00:40:57.334 --> 00:40:58.334 Did you see the game last night? 00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:07.583 - [Elsie] Attention. all medical personnel. 00:41:07.667 --> 00:41:10.116 Code blue. we have a code blue. 00:41:10.200 --> 00:41:13.983 -What's your relationship to the patient? 00:41:14.067 --> 00:41:15.867 -We're his friends. 00:41:17.134 --> 00:41:18.600 -I see. 00:41:19.301 --> 00:41:20.433 Who was the last one to see him before his accident? 00:41:21.466 --> 00:41:24.301 -Well. it wasn't Daphne and me. 00:41:25.067 --> 00:41:26.950 We were occupied last night. 00:41:27.034 --> 00:41:28.716 (laughing) 00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:30.667 -He was at my place. 00:41:32.466 --> 00:41:35.916 He keeps thinking he's seeing those creatures. 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:39.150 -Creatures? 00:41:39.234 --> 00:41:40.334 He wasn't drinking by any chance? 00:41:42.034 --> 00:41:43.833 -No he wasn't. 00:41:44.466 --> 00:41:45.833 I don't keep alcohol in my house. 00:41:46.533 --> 00:41:48.749 -We can vouch for that. 00:41:48.833 --> 00:41:50.533 -After that. he came by my house. 00:41:51.967 --> 00:41:54.600 I think I was the last one to see him. 00:41:55.733 --> 00:41:57.566 -Your place? 00:41:58.200 --> 00:41:59.416 Anything go on there? 00:41:59.500 --> 00:42:00.816 Smoke. toke. dope? 00:42:00.900 --> 00:42:02.867 -No officer. 00:42:03.667 --> 00:42:04.767 But. if you know where I can find some... 00:42:10.433 --> 00:42:13.916 position:20% -Okay. you can see him now. 00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:16.067 He may not be conscious though. 00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:29.816 -Do any of you believe insanity is contagious? 00:42:29.900 --> 00:42:32.100 -That depends. 00:42:32.600 --> 00:42:34.549 position:20% Who are we talking about? 00:42:34.633 --> 00:42:36.034 -Take a guess. 00:42:36.466 --> 00:42:38.134 position:20% -I didn't realize he was taking this so seriously. 00:42:38.566 --> 00:42:41.334 -Maybe we should have listened to his story. 00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:50.334 (dramatic music) 00:43:11.767 --> 00:43:15.649 - [Elsie] Girls. would you watch what you're doing. 00:43:15.733 --> 00:43:18.583 -And I will need to get a statement from him. 00:43:18.667 --> 00:43:21.167 -I don't suppose you wanna get a phone number from me? 00:43:21.433 --> 00:43:24.466 - [Elsie] Careful. 00:43:24.833 --> 00:43:26.050 Now quickly. get him up off the floor. 00:43:26.134 --> 00:43:28.616 -You can have my phone number. 00:43:28.700 --> 00:43:30.500 position:20% - [Elsie Careful. careful. 00:43:31.134 --> 00:43:33.200 Careful. careful. 00:43:34.067 --> 00:43:36.549 position:20% You'll be the death of me. 00:43:36.633 --> 00:43:38.317 (patient screaming) 00:43:38.401 --> 00:43:39.466 Careful. 00:43:47.533 --> 00:43:51.349 - [Candy Striper] Did you hear about Miggie? 00:43:51.433 --> 00:43:52.867 -Kevin. you're awake. 00:43:54.367 --> 00:43:55.716 -Mr. McCreedy. you were right about everything. 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:58.382 The hobgoblins caused my accident. 00:43:58.466 --> 00:43:59.950 -I knew the minute I saw you here. 00:44:00.034 --> 00:44:02.301 -It was all my fault. 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:03.850 I said their name three times. 00:44:03.934 --> 00:44:05.667 -Why would you do that? 00:44:06.000 --> 00:44:07.700 -I had to know if they were real. 00:44:08.134 --> 00:44:09.900 -Kevin. listen to me. 00:44:10.334 --> 00:44:11.150 Are you the only one who's seen them? 00:44:11.234 --> 00:44:13.301 -I don't think so. 00:44:13.967 --> 00:44:15.134 Mr. McCreedy. 00:44:16.667 --> 00:44:17.934 what happened to the professor that night? 00:44:18.500 --> 00:44:20.533 It was the hobgoblins wasn't it. 00:44:21.667 --> 00:44:23.583 -That's exactly what happened. 00:44:23.667 --> 00:44:25.533 He was lucky. 00:44:26.034 --> 00:44:27.401 Not everyone lives to tell about it. 00:44:28.234 --> 00:44:30.334 position:20% -Why didn't they kill him? 00:44:30.700 --> 00:44:32.067 -Because I was there in time to unplug the machine. 00:44:33.934 --> 00:44:35.533 That's why he remembered seeing me in the room. 00:44:37.833 --> 00:44:40.067 -Why didn't you tell them what really happened? 00:44:41.466 --> 00:44:43.067 -Kevin. this is a mental hospital. 00:44:44.167 --> 00:44:46.401 When you told your friends that you saw the hobgoblins, 00:44:47.633 --> 00:44:50.034 did they believe you? 00:44:51.100 --> 00:44:52.633 -No. they didn't. 00:44:53.767 --> 00:44:55.500 -And you expect me to do any better? 00:44:56.767 --> 00:44:59.367 The important thing is that you 00:45:00.367 --> 00:45:03.100 protect yourself and your friends. 00:45:03.234 --> 00:45:05.566 -But how? 00:45:06.500 --> 00:45:07.667 -Listen to me. 00:45:09.700 --> 00:45:10.800 All you have to do is don't show your fear. 00:45:12.633 --> 00:45:14.667 -How do they know where to find me? 00:45:16.367 --> 00:45:17.934 -They know who's afraid and they target them first. 00:45:18.767 --> 00:45:21.267 Where else have you seen them? 00:45:22.267 --> 00:45:23.667 -I saw one staring through the window, 00:45:26.034 --> 00:45:27.482 at my friend's house. 00:45:27.566 --> 00:45:28.867 -Then they know where you live. 00:45:30.367 --> 00:45:32.034 All they need is a way to get inside the house. 00:45:34.934 --> 00:45:35.967 They will attack when you least expect them. 00:45:38.833 --> 00:45:41.234 -Who will they go after first? 00:45:41.600 --> 00:45:43.234 -They go after the weak-minded. 00:45:44.367 --> 00:45:45.566 (laughing) 00:45:47.633 --> 00:45:49.000 (screaming from TV) 00:45:51.433 --> 00:45:55.334 -They find those that are easily frightened. 00:45:58.566 --> 00:46:01.967 (puppet laughing) 00:46:05.034 --> 00:46:08.733 And those who are mislead down the wrong path. 00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:11.767 -Hi. it's me. Fantazia. 00:46:14.267 --> 00:46:17.267 One more visit. and you enter my mile-high club. 00:46:19.200 --> 00:46:20.967 Ooh. (giggles) 00:46:22.533 --> 00:46:24.067 -Hurry. there isn't much time. go! 00:46:25.967 --> 00:46:28.301 Hurry! 00:46:39.100 --> 00:46:42.401 (rock music) 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.217 -Come on Daph. 00:46:49.301 --> 00:46:50.533 all I'm seeing is freak. 00:46:51.334 --> 00:46:53.200 I wanna see super freak. 00:46:53.700 --> 00:46:55.200 (doorbell) 00:46:56.967 --> 00:46:58.200 -Who the hell is that? 00:46:59.067 --> 00:47:00.900 I was just getting my groove on. 00:47:01.367 --> 00:47:04.100 (knocking) 00:47:04.267 --> 00:47:05.800 Yeah. what is it? 00:47:07.134 --> 00:47:08.833 -Hi. would you like to buy some Sunshine Girl cookies? 00:47:10.100 --> 00:47:13.200 -Aren't you a little young to be out at this hour? 00:47:14.067 --> 00:47:17.100 -Aren't you a little skanky to be dressed like that? 00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:20.967 -You little prosti-tot. 00:47:22.466 --> 00:47:25.083 I don't want any of your stinking cookies. 00:47:25.167 --> 00:47:27.667 Get your ass off my property. 00:47:28.134 --> 00:47:30.466 -I'm working on my service badge, missy. 00:47:31.067 --> 00:47:33.934 And I'm not leaving till you buy a box 00:47:34.833 --> 00:47:36.549 of these overpriced cookies. 00:47:36.633 --> 00:47:38.533 - I said no. you little hell-spawn. 00:47:39.900 --> 00:47:42.800 -And I won't take no for an answer. 00:47:43.633 --> 00:47:46.134 -What's it gonna take to make you leave? 00:47:47.134 --> 00:47:50.367 -One box. and no less. 00:47:50.600 --> 00:47:52.700 -Alright. how much are they? 00:47:54.200 --> 00:47:56.367 -Five dollars. 00:47:57.234 --> 00:47:58.833 -Five dollars? 00:47:59.900 --> 00:48:01.600 -And the only kind I have left. 00:48:01.967 --> 00:48:03.583 are peanut butter and fig sticks. 00:48:03.667 --> 00:48:05.767 -Listen. I'm gonna go get my purse. 00:48:06.401 --> 00:48:09.833 One box of your lousy cookies and I want you 00:48:10.301 --> 00:48:13.016 to leave and never come back. 00:48:13.100 --> 00:48:15.367 -Like I'd want to. 00:48:18.334 --> 00:48:22.267 You better not be sneaking out the back door. 00:48:23.200 --> 00:48:25.000 -Alright. here's your stinking money. 00:48:28.900 --> 00:48:29.800 -Oh my god. 00:48:32.200 --> 00:48:34.583 (growling) 00:48:34.667 --> 00:48:36.301 -What. do you want your money or not? 00:48:37.100 --> 00:48:39.000 (screaming) 00:48:41.600 --> 00:48:42.466 -Thanks for the free snack. (giggling) 00:48:45.401 --> 00:48:47.900 (screaming) 00:48:51.367 --> 00:48:55.150 Look. some brat left these on our doorstep. 00:48:55.234 --> 00:48:58.700 -(laughing) Hey. free food. alright! 00:49:04.067 --> 00:49:07.516 position:20% -(mumbling) You want some? 00:49:07.600 --> 00:49:08.934 -Not really. 00:49:09.367 --> 00:49:10.683 Last time someone left free cookies, 00:49:10.767 --> 00:49:12.283 they were tainted with laxatives. 00:49:12.367 --> 00:49:14.349 (Nick laughing) 00:49:14.433 --> 00:49:16.116 What's so funny? 00:49:16.200 --> 00:49:17.416 -Nothing. 00:49:17.500 --> 00:49:18.600 (dramatic music) (growling) 00:49:20.867 --> 00:49:23.200 -Nick. your hands. 00:49:24.267 --> 00:49:26.234 position:20% -They're right here. Babe. 00:49:26.667 --> 00:49:27.683 (growling) 00:49:27.767 --> 00:49:28.967 -There's something on the floor. 00:49:37.867 --> 00:49:41.301 Do you see anything? 00:49:42.334 --> 00:49:42.934 -Oh. I see plenty. 00:49:47.934 --> 00:49:51.367 -Did you find them? 00:49:51.700 --> 00:49:52.767 -No. 00:49:54.867 --> 00:49:55.783 I think we have mice. 00:49:55.867 --> 00:49:57.633 I'll be right back. 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:06.116 -What's that for? 00:50:06.200 --> 00:50:07.349 -Preventative medicine. 00:50:07.433 --> 00:50:09.600 Get off your butt and get me a drink. 00:50:10.900 --> 00:50:13.533 -Diet soda? 00:50:14.067 --> 00:50:14.816 -Hell no. something with sugar. 00:50:14.900 --> 00:50:16.983 -Sugar never cured anything. 00:50:17.067 --> 00:50:19.034 -Yeah. it cured me of whispering. 00:50:31.533 --> 00:50:34.716 (laughing) 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:36.466 position:20% What is taking you so long! 00:50:39.934 --> 00:50:41.301 -Nothing. Babe. 00:50:45.367 --> 00:50:48.716 (screaming from TV) 00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:50.016 -What movie are you watching? 00:50:50.100 --> 00:50:52.067 -I don't know. something part two. 00:50:53.466 --> 00:50:55.916 (growling) 00:50:56.000 --> 00:50:58.533 Nick. quit breathing all over me. 00:51:01.900 --> 00:51:05.134 Nick. I asked for the news, not the weather. 00:51:05.633 --> 00:51:07.733 (screaming) 00:51:08.934 --> 00:51:10.800 (growling) 00:51:12.167 --> 00:51:13.683 (screaming loudly) 00:51:13.767 --> 00:51:15.683 -I thought nothing scared you. Daph. 00:51:15.767 --> 00:51:17.883 (growling) 00:51:17.967 --> 00:51:18.833 position:20% -Help. help. it's got me! 00:51:19.433 --> 00:51:21.833 (growling) 00:51:25.500 --> 00:51:28.600 (screaming) 00:51:28.833 --> 00:51:31.466 (roaring) 00:51:32.100 --> 00:51:33.382 (Daphne crying) 00:51:33.466 --> 00:51:35.433 (growling) 00:51:36.867 --> 00:51:37.667 (Daphne groaning) 00:51:40.267 --> 00:51:41.416 -Were you checking to make sure the mousetraps worked? 00:51:41.500 --> 00:51:44.317 (Daphne groaning) 00:51:44.401 --> 00:51:46.583 Here's your drink. 00:51:46.667 --> 00:51:47.867 position:20% -Forget the damned drink. 00:51:48.667 --> 00:51:49.783 position:20% There's something wild and uncontrollable loose. 00:51:49.867 --> 00:51:52.633 -Whoa. that movie must've really turned you on! 00:51:53.433 --> 00:51:56.683 -Help me. quick! 00:51:56.767 --> 00:51:58.150 -You sure that wasn't a porno? 00:51:58.234 --> 00:51:59.549 -You aren't listening to me. 00:51:59.633 --> 00:52:00.983 position:20% Remember those creatures that we were warned about? 00:52:01.067 --> 00:52:03.883 One of them is loose in the house. 00:52:03.967 --> 00:52:06.433 -Wow. I guess insanity really is contagious. 00:52:07.334 --> 00:52:09.967 Okay. Daph. 00:52:10.633 --> 00:52:11.667 I didn't think this day would come so soon, 00:52:12.533 --> 00:52:14.250 but you've finally lost your mind. 00:52:14.334 --> 00:52:16.883 Now. let's turn off the scary movie so you can chill. 00:52:16.967 --> 00:52:19.983 And no more sugar drinks for you. 00:52:20.067 --> 00:52:21.549 -But it was here just a minute ago. 00:52:21.633 --> 00:52:23.649 -Sure it was. 00:52:23.733 --> 00:52:24.583 You're just as bad as Kevin. 00:52:24.667 --> 00:52:25.616 Now shut up. there's nobody here except me. 00:52:25.700 --> 00:52:27.349 -But. but-- 00:52:27.433 --> 00:52:32.100 -No buts. hey maybe those cookies were laced with acid. -That's a possibility except that I didn't have any. 00:52:32.733 --> 00:52:36.034 -Where are those tasty things anyway? 00:52:36.566 --> 00:52:38.034 -Forget the damned cookies. aren't you concerned about me? 00:52:41.200 --> 00:52:44.583 -You're just tripping. 00:52:44.667 --> 00:52:46.116 Take some deep breaths and relax. 00:52:46.200 --> 00:52:48.267 (growling) 00:52:52.100 --> 00:52:55.416 -There it is. now. 00:52:55.500 --> 00:52:56.867 -You're hallucinating again. 00:52:58.100 --> 00:52:59.633 -Why don't you turn around and see for yourself. 00:53:01.633 --> 00:53:03.767 (growling) 00:53:04.900 --> 00:53:06.816 -Okay. but you're gonna feel really stupid, 00:53:06.900 --> 00:53:09.800 when I turn and look and there's nothing there. 00:53:10.067 --> 00:53:12.433 (screaming) 00:53:15.433 --> 00:53:18.034 -Daphne. call 9-1-1. 00:53:18.867 --> 00:53:21.100 -I can't remember the number! 00:53:27.100 --> 00:53:30.583 position:20% -Daphne. it's not a goalie! 00:53:30.667 --> 00:53:32.800 Put it down! 00:53:33.733 --> 00:53:34.616 -Like hell I will. 00:53:34.700 --> 00:53:36.283 (growling) 00:53:36.367 --> 00:53:37.983 Hold still so that I can skewer it. 00:53:38.067 --> 00:53:40.349 -I said put it down! 00:53:40.433 --> 00:53:42.134 -I said no! 00:53:42.667 --> 00:53:43.800 -Daphne. I begging you. 00:53:44.267 --> 00:53:45.583 position:20% You could make a mistake. 00:53:45.667 --> 00:53:47.283 You might miss! 00:53:47.367 --> 00:53:48.150 And I don't think you'd hurt a fly. 00:53:48.234 --> 00:53:49.716 -Nick. if you would hold still. 00:53:49.800 --> 00:53:51.283 position:20% I could get it in one stab! 00:53:51.367 --> 00:53:53.500 -Daphne. I'm begging you. please stop! 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.267 position:20% -Be quiet and hold still! 00:53:56.967 --> 00:53:59.500 (Nick screaming) 00:54:00.301 --> 00:54:01.283 -Damn it. hold still! 00:54:01.367 --> 00:54:02.833 - [Nick] Look! 00:54:04.466 --> 00:54:05.217 (growling) 00:54:05.301 --> 00:54:06.083 I got it. 00:54:06.167 --> 00:54:07.566 (growling) 00:54:09.767 --> 00:54:10.900 Look Daph. I'm getting rid of it. 00:54:13.500 --> 00:54:15.733 (growling) 00:54:20.433 --> 00:54:23.616 All gone. 00:54:23.700 --> 00:54:24.733 (roaring) 00:54:27.466 --> 00:54:30.716 - [Driver] Hey! 00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:31.833 Hey. that's my car! 00:54:32.301 --> 00:54:33.600 Hey. hey. hey! 00:54:36.900 --> 00:54:40.783 position:20% - [Officer] What are you doing, get out of the car! 00:54:40.867 --> 00:54:42.816 - [Driver] Hey. that's my car! 00:54:42.900 --> 00:54:44.167 Hey. hey! 00:54:44.667 --> 00:54:45.566 (tires squealing) 00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:55.050 -Come on. Amy. 00:54:55.134 --> 00:54:56.317 Pick up! 00:54:56.401 --> 00:54:57.533 (phone ringing) 00:54:57.934 --> 00:54:59.950 -Who could be calling me at this hour? 00:55:00.034 --> 00:55:01.850 (phone ringing) 00:55:01.934 --> 00:55:03.401 Hello? 00:55:04.433 --> 00:55:05.449 -Amy. oh I'm so glad you're there. 00:55:05.533 --> 00:55:07.767 -Kevin? 00:55:08.533 --> 00:55:09.500 You have a serious head injury. 00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:12.000 Tell me you didn't leave the hospital. 00:55:12.466 --> 00:55:14.200 -I have to warn you. 00:55:14.633 --> 00:55:16.034 -It sounds like you're in a car. 00:55:17.167 --> 00:55:18.533 -Listen to me carefully. 00:55:19.367 --> 00:55:20.466 Get out of the house. 00:55:20.967 --> 00:55:22.566 -Kevin. I don't feel like getting out of the house tonight. 00:55:24.633 --> 00:55:26.533 It's getting late. 00:55:28.034 --> 00:55:29.283 It's almost 8:30. 00:55:29.367 --> 00:55:31.000 -Amy listen to me. 00:55:32.234 --> 00:55:33.382 position:20% It's something I heard at the mental hospital today. 00:55:33.466 --> 00:55:35.783 -Kevin. any conversation that starts with, 00:55:35.867 --> 00:55:38.749 something I heard at the mental hospital, 00:55:38.833 --> 00:55:40.583 is not a good sign. 00:55:40.667 --> 00:55:42.301 position:20% -It's about the hobgoblins. 00:55:42.533 --> 00:55:44.183 Just do these three things exactly as I tell you. 00:55:44.267 --> 00:55:46.466 When I'm done. hang up the phone. 00:55:49.200 --> 00:55:52.583 -Well. that was easy. 00:55:52.667 --> 00:55:54.167 Damn. that should have been second. 00:55:55.600 --> 00:55:57.733 (growling) 00:56:03.301 --> 00:56:06.649 -Amy. listen to me. 00:56:06.733 --> 00:56:08.100 Amy? 00:56:08.667 --> 00:56:09.633 -No Kevin. this is Kyle. 00:56:10.100 --> 00:56:12.367 -What? 00:56:13.301 --> 00:56:14.234 Damn. 00:56:17.301 --> 00:56:20.900 Gosh. I hope I'm not too late. 00:56:21.267 --> 00:56:22.800 (growling) 00:56:24.533 --> 00:56:27.167 -Amy. are you okay? 00:56:27.600 --> 00:56:29.301 Kevin. what was it that you were trying to tell me? 00:56:29.967 --> 00:56:33.583 -Whatever you do. don't show your fear. 00:56:33.667 --> 00:56:36.749 -It's too late. 00:56:36.833 --> 00:56:37.783 (growling) 00:56:37.867 --> 00:56:39.683 (roaring) 00:56:39.767 --> 00:56:40.883 (dramatic music) 00:56:40.967 --> 00:56:43.134 (roaring and growling) 00:56:43.367 --> 00:56:45.767 -Oh my god. 00:56:46.967 --> 00:56:47.767 Just go while you can. 00:56:50.433 --> 00:56:51.867 Go to Daphne and Nick's. 00:56:52.301 --> 00:56:53.667 -Kevin. be careful. 00:56:54.034 --> 00:56:56.067 -Just go. I'll be fine. 00:57:01.867 --> 00:57:05.050 (growling) 00:57:05.134 --> 00:57:08.100 (dramatic music) 00:57:08.466 --> 00:57:11.733 (growling) 00:57:13.600 --> 00:57:14.700 (growling) 00:57:16.867 --> 00:57:18.967 (glass breaking) 00:57:19.500 --> 00:57:20.833 (growling) 00:57:26.401 --> 00:57:29.667 (growling) 00:57:34.533 --> 00:57:37.916 - [Kyle] Oh. Fantazia. 00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:39.533 I'm your number one love-slave. 00:57:40.034 --> 00:57:42.167 What can I do for you today? 00:57:43.667 --> 00:57:45.401 -Are you ready for the kind of relationship that I want? 00:57:47.466 --> 00:57:49.733 -I've been waiting for you to ask me this 00:57:51.334 --> 00:57:53.034 for the longest time. 00:57:53.533 --> 00:57:54.533 -I'm looking for a new boyfriend. 00:57:57.234 --> 00:57:58.916 Someone to keep me in spandex 00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:01.733 and leopard print. 00:58:02.100 --> 00:58:03.733 -Oh Fantazia. 00:58:05.433 --> 00:58:06.934 You're my kind of woman. 00:58:07.900 --> 00:58:09.134 Why do we have to keep meeting this way? 00:58:11.733 --> 00:58:13.667 position:20% I could have bought a condo 00:58:14.067 --> 00:58:15.250 with the money I've spent on your website. 00:58:15.334 --> 00:58:17.301 Can't our relationship ever move to the next level? 00:58:25.533 --> 00:58:29.301 -Your credit card is maxed out. lover. 00:58:30.034 --> 00:58:32.301 And I still have a debt to collect. 00:58:34.134 --> 00:58:36.267 -What more do I have to offer you? 00:58:37.867 --> 00:58:39.816 -(laughing) Everything. 00:58:39.900 --> 00:58:41.716 (dramatic music) 00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:43.283 (roaring) 00:58:43.367 --> 00:58:44.449 -Help me! 00:58:44.533 --> 00:58:45.716 (growling) 00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:47.516 (laughing) 00:58:47.600 --> 00:58:49.449 (growling) 00:58:49.533 --> 00:58:51.034 (Kyle grunting) 00:58:51.566 --> 00:58:54.034 -Kyle! 00:58:54.767 --> 00:58:55.733 -Help. help. hurry! 00:58:56.200 --> 00:58:59.100 (Nick and Kyle grunting) 00:58:59.566 --> 00:59:02.283 (dramatic music) 00:59:02.367 --> 00:59:05.134 (growling) 00:59:20.600 --> 00:59:24.034 (Fantazia laughing) 00:59:30.833 --> 00:59:34.367 position:20% -Was it good for you. too? 00:59:38.600 --> 00:59:41.783 (thunder) 00:59:41.867 --> 00:59:43.934 (ominous music) 00:59:45.833 --> 00:59:47.767 (patient screaming) 00:59:49.267 --> 00:59:51.883 - [Elsie] Attention. 00:59:51.967 --> 00:59:53.234 Visiting hours are over. 00:59:53.900 --> 00:59:56.401 position:20% Lights out in 10 minutes. 00:59:57.433 --> 01:00:00.167 position:20% -Then he told her to put her feet in the stirrups. 01:00:01.234 --> 01:00:04.183 For the first time. 01:00:04.267 --> 01:00:05.349 she knew what it meant to be a 01:00:05.433 --> 01:00:07.867 wet nurse. 01:00:12.466 --> 01:00:16.250 Whoa. whoa. where do you think you're going? 01:00:16.334 --> 01:00:18.516 -It's an emergency. 01:00:18.600 --> 01:00:19.934 -Well. you get back in your room right now, 01:00:22.167 --> 01:00:23.649 or I'm calling security. 01:00:23.733 --> 01:00:25.234 position:20% -I'm not going back there. 01:00:26.000 --> 01:00:27.317 -Then you leave me no choice. 01:00:27.401 --> 01:00:29.533 Hold still. 01:00:30.633 --> 01:00:31.934 This will only take a second. 01:00:33.600 --> 01:00:34.500 -What are you doing? 01:00:38.134 --> 01:00:39.433 -Maybe a mandatory stay of 48 hours is what you really need. 01:00:40.100 --> 01:00:43.183 Huh! 01:00:43.267 --> 01:00:44.482 (dramatic music) 01:00:44.566 --> 01:00:46.934 (both grunting) 01:00:55.234 --> 01:00:59.134 There goes your chance to graduate with honors. 01:01:00.466 --> 01:01:02.533 (glass breaking) 01:01:03.800 --> 01:01:05.100 position:20% - [Elsie] Attention. lights out in 10 minutes. 01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:09.217 -Whoa. whoa. whoa. 01:01:09.301 --> 01:01:11.250 You need to slow down. 01:01:11.334 --> 01:01:12.816 Visiting hours are over. 01:01:12.900 --> 01:01:14.683 -This is really urgent. 01:01:14.767 --> 01:01:15.916 I need to see one of the patients here. 01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:17.816 -Then you're gonna have to come back tomorrow 01:01:17.900 --> 01:01:19.183 and make an appointment. 01:01:19.267 --> 01:01:20.700 -I can't. 01:01:21.301 --> 01:01:22.301 position:20% I need to see him tonight. 01:01:22.833 --> 01:01:24.533 -You're one of the professor's students, aren't you? 01:01:27.667 --> 01:01:29.100 Are you still working on that assignment 01:01:31.500 --> 01:01:32.900 where you need to interview one of the patients? 01:01:33.234 --> 01:01:35.900 -Yes. exactly. 01:01:36.566 --> 01:01:37.867 -If there's anything you need to know, 01:01:38.533 --> 01:01:41.016 you can ask me. 01:01:41.100 --> 01:01:42.466 position:20% No one here is able to keep any secrets from me. 01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:46.167 position:20% -Thank you. but I really need to see Mr. McCreedy. 01:01:46.733 --> 01:01:49.433 -It's always McCreedy. 01:01:49.833 --> 01:01:51.217 position:20% What is it with that man? 01:01:51.301 --> 01:01:53.100 The professor had me bring him up to the examination room, 01:01:53.633 --> 01:01:55.749 just a little while ago. 01:01:55.833 --> 01:01:57.283 -The exam room? 01:01:57.367 --> 01:01:58.833 You mean the one where they do lobotomies? 01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:00.867 -Who told you? 01:02:02.334 --> 01:02:03.833 -The professor. 01:02:04.267 --> 01:02:05.116 He told me to meet him up here tonight. 01:02:05.200 --> 01:02:06.482 He wanted me to see how the procedures went, 01:02:06.566 --> 01:02:09.183 watch it firsthand. 01:02:09.267 --> 01:02:10.516 Look. If you don't let me through, 01:02:10.600 --> 01:02:11.482 he's gonna give me a failing grade. 01:02:11.566 --> 01:02:13.200 -You know... 01:02:14.900 --> 01:02:16.217 I know a quiet place where just the two of us could go. 01:02:16.301 --> 01:02:19.000 -The two of us? 01:02:19.633 --> 01:02:21.067 -Play doctor and nurse? 01:02:21.334 --> 01:02:24.983 -You know. that's not a bad idea. 01:02:25.067 --> 01:02:27.382 position:20% Why don't you walk on ahead of me and get ready. 01:02:27.466 --> 01:02:29.150 position:20% I'll be right behind you. 01:02:29.234 --> 01:02:30.767 -I like your style. 01:02:31.700 --> 01:02:33.067 Don't keep me waiting. 01:02:41.566 --> 01:02:45.134 position:20% -(whispering) Focus. Kevin. 01:02:47.900 --> 01:02:51.150 -Full frontal. 01:02:51.234 --> 01:02:52.500 Makes mine look like a walk in the park. 01:02:52.900 --> 01:02:55.134 That poor slob. by the time they get finished with him, 01:02:55.566 --> 01:02:58.382 McCreedy won't even know his own name. 01:02:58.466 --> 01:03:00.549 position:20% -Oh my god. where are they? 01:03:00.633 --> 01:03:02.783 -Exam room. 01:03:02.867 --> 01:03:04.134 Let me think. 01:03:05.600 --> 01:03:06.733 I forget where that is. 01:03:08.700 --> 01:03:09.950 -What do you mean. you forget, you were just there. 01:03:10.034 --> 01:03:11.967 -Yeah. but I had a full brain when I went in. 01:03:17.000 --> 01:03:20.167 Now all I got is this... 01:03:25.167 --> 01:03:28.549 What was I just saying? 01:03:29.597 --> 01:03:30.964 -The exam room. where is it? 01:03:31.365 --> 01:03:33.114 -Right! 01:03:33.198 --> 01:03:34.098 First door on the left. conference room. 01:03:35.198 --> 01:03:37.464 Second door on the right. nurse's station. 01:03:38.031 --> 01:03:40.697 position:20% Third door on the left... 01:03:41.898 --> 01:03:42.998 -Go on. 01:03:45.098 --> 01:03:46.198 Is that it? 01:03:50.035 --> 01:03:51.200 -First door on the left. conference room. 01:03:53.300 --> 01:03:55.083 position:20% Second door on the right-- 01:03:55.167 --> 01:03:56.183 -Just forget it. I'll find it myself. 01:03:56.267 --> 01:03:58.534 -Hey kid! 01:03:59.434 --> 01:04:00.601 Kick some ass. 01:04:02.668 --> 01:04:04.300 (laughing) 01:04:05.342 --> 01:04:07.042 -Ah. McCreedy. 01:04:07.509 --> 01:04:09.042 McCreedy. McCreedy. McCreedy. 01:04:09.509 --> 01:04:11.476 All the fun we've had over the years. 01:04:12.109 --> 01:04:14.292 position:20% It's a shame to think that after this lobotomy, 01:04:14.376 --> 01:04:16.725 position:20% it's gonna wipe that smile right off your face. 01:04:16.809 --> 01:04:20.042 (drill buzzing) 01:04:21.875 --> 01:04:22.476 -Mr. McCreedy. 01:04:25.209 --> 01:04:26.209 -Oh Kevin. thank god you're here. 01:04:26.642 --> 01:04:29.042 -Mr. McCreedy. I can't stop the creatures. 01:04:29.376 --> 01:04:31.242 Every time we kill one. they just keep coming back. 01:04:32.076 --> 01:04:34.491 -Kevin what are you doing here? 01:04:34.575 --> 01:04:36.209 -Please sir. this will just take a second. 01:04:36.975 --> 01:04:38.725 position:20% It's about the hobgoblins. 01:04:38.809 --> 01:04:40.443 -That word. I never wanna hear that word again! 01:04:40.842 --> 01:04:43.459 position:20% -You don't understand. I need Mr. McCreedy's help. 01:04:43.543 --> 01:04:46.524 -Professor. it'll only take a minute. 01:04:46.608 --> 01:04:48.392 -That's enough out of you McCreedy! 01:04:48.476 --> 01:04:50.142 And Kevin. you don't need to be listening to some 01:04:50.642 --> 01:04:52.325 crazy old man's stories! 01:04:52.409 --> 01:04:54.042 -But I just-- 01:04:54.443 --> 01:04:55.325 -You know what? 01:04:55.409 --> 01:04:56.225 I've had nothing but trouble. 01:04:56.309 --> 01:04:59.524 ever since I introduced this man to your class. And I'm tired of hearing about those 01:04:59.608 --> 01:05:00.925 position:20% harmless little creatures. 01:05:01.009 --> 01:05:02.524 -They're not harmless. 01:05:02.608 --> 01:05:03.658 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 01:05:03.742 --> 01:05:05.025 -You know. this is the last straw. 01:05:05.109 --> 01:05:06.325 Why didn't somebody at the desk 01:05:06.409 --> 01:05:07.359 stop you from getting in here? 01:05:07.443 --> 01:05:08.691 -Because. there was no one there. 01:05:08.775 --> 01:05:10.491 Is this what you do every night? 01:05:10.575 --> 01:05:11.858 Strap innocent patients down in a chair 01:05:11.942 --> 01:05:13.292 so that you can torture them? 01:05:13.376 --> 01:05:14.491 -You know. you're about this close 01:05:14.575 --> 01:05:15.858 to failing my class. mister. 01:05:15.942 --> 01:05:17.225 Either you get out of here right now, 01:05:17.309 --> 01:05:18.758 or it's community college for you. 01:05:18.842 --> 01:05:20.491 position:20% -This is community college. 01:05:20.575 --> 01:05:22.209 position:20% Come on Mr. McCreedy. we're getting out of here. 01:05:23.042 --> 01:05:24.675 position:20% -He's not going anywhere. 01:05:26.575 --> 01:05:28.342 And Kevin. you of all people. 01:05:29.809 --> 01:05:31.292 you're the one person I could always count on 01:05:31.376 --> 01:05:33.176 to not stand up for anything. 01:05:35.476 --> 01:05:38.725 -We're leaving. 01:05:38.809 --> 01:05:40.109 And professor? 01:05:41.176 --> 01:05:44.092 What's the one thing in life that scares you the most?-Why do you ask? 01:05:44.176 --> 01:05:45.558 -Just curious. 01:05:45.642 --> 01:05:46.708 Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 01:05:48.842 --> 01:05:51.158 (growling) 01:05:51.242 --> 01:05:52.575 (screaming) 01:05:53.009 --> 01:05:55.875 (electricity zapping) 01:05:56.476 --> 01:05:59.009 (screaming) 01:06:07.042 --> 01:06:10.809 -Hurry Kevin. there isn't much time. 01:06:12.875 --> 01:06:15.925 Hurry. 01:06:16.009 --> 01:06:16.791 - [Elsie] All medical personnel. 01:06:16.875 --> 01:06:18.875 we have a code magenta. 01:06:19.142 --> 01:06:20.842 (thunder) 01:06:29.309 --> 01:06:32.825 -Come on. we have to get them. 01:06:32.909 --> 01:06:34.409 -Whoa. you two think you're going somewhere? 01:06:38.675 --> 01:06:42.009 -It's no use. 01:06:45.775 --> 01:06:49.292 -Kevin. I said face your fears. 01:06:49.376 --> 01:06:52.608 position:20% not get an assault record. 01:06:53.109 --> 01:06:54.409 (tires squealing) 01:06:56.509 --> 01:06:59.076 -The hobgoblins have surrounded the house 01:06:59.942 --> 01:07:01.258 position:20% where all my friends are. 01:07:01.342 --> 01:07:02.325 (police siren) 01:07:02.409 --> 01:07:03.725 -Kevin! 01:07:03.809 --> 01:07:04.842 position:20% Keep your eyes on the road. 01:07:06.975 --> 01:07:08.558 (tires squealing) 01:07:08.642 --> 01:07:10.591 Watch out! 01:07:10.675 --> 01:07:11.909 -Sorry. 01:07:13.376 --> 01:07:14.376 -I hope we got here in time. 01:07:16.708 --> 01:07:18.125 (screaming) 01:07:18.209 --> 01:07:19.809 (growling) 01:07:21.443 --> 01:07:23.009 (Amy crying) 01:07:30.608 --> 01:07:33.909 -Hold still. 01:07:43.775 --> 01:07:47.176 (growling outside) 01:07:50.376 --> 01:07:53.942 position:20% -Those are laced with acid. 01:07:57.775 --> 01:08:01.725 Tell us again Nick. how fearless did the Army make you? 01:08:01.809 --> 01:08:04.558 -Would you shut up. 01:08:04.642 --> 01:08:05.858 I'm trained in man to man combat. 01:08:05.942 --> 01:08:08.058 I'm not a puppet master. 01:08:08.142 --> 01:08:09.809 position:20% -So. I'm not the only one who's afraid of them? 01:08:10.276 --> 01:08:12.758 -To be honest Amy. 01:08:12.842 --> 01:08:14.092 I'm afraid of anything with a weapon. 01:08:14.176 --> 01:08:16.325 position:20% Now. you jump at the sight of a stuffed animal. 01:08:16.409 --> 01:08:18.925 It's not exactly the same thing. 01:08:19.009 --> 01:08:20.975 -Oh I see. 01:08:21.276 --> 01:08:22.842 -That's right. 01:08:23.342 --> 01:08:24.425 Nick didn't cry like a baby. 01:08:24.509 --> 01:08:25.875 till he was rolling around on the ground with one. 01:08:26.708 --> 01:08:28.642 -Yeah. 01:08:29.909 --> 01:08:30.975 -And what's the matter with you? 01:08:35.042 --> 01:08:38.543 -Fantazia wasn't the girl I thought she was. 01:08:41.209 --> 01:08:44.524 (knocking at door) 01:08:44.608 --> 01:08:46.242 -Do you think we should answer that? 01:08:46.708 --> 01:08:48.092 (knocking) 01:08:48.176 --> 01:08:49.192 -It's probably Kevin. 01:08:49.276 --> 01:08:50.942 -I don't know. 01:08:51.309 --> 01:08:52.409 position:20% Go answer the door. Nick. 01:08:53.276 --> 01:08:54.975 -Why me. Amy's the one who's expecting him. 01:08:56.209 --> 01:08:58.842 position:20% -Never mind. I'll get it! 01:09:03.543 --> 01:09:07.309 -Go on Daphne. say "I'll see you later". 01:09:07.476 --> 01:09:10.409 That's what characters always say, 01:09:11.209 --> 01:09:12.292 right before they die. 01:09:12.376 --> 01:09:13.425 (laughing) 01:09:13.509 --> 01:09:14.791 -Good one. Nick. 01:09:14.875 --> 01:09:16.575 (laughing) 01:09:17.176 --> 01:09:18.642 -Someone's touching me. 01:09:19.775 --> 01:09:21.325 -It's just me. 01:09:21.409 --> 01:09:22.675 -Oh. that's okay then. 01:09:25.309 --> 01:09:28.624 (knocking at door) 01:09:28.708 --> 01:09:30.476 -Who is it? 01:09:30.942 --> 01:09:32.276 -It's me. Kevin. open the door. 01:09:32.909 --> 01:09:34.543 -What's he doing here? 01:09:36.376 --> 01:09:38.142 -He's the only one that can help us. 01:09:39.543 --> 01:09:41.192 -By doing what? 01:09:41.276 --> 01:09:42.909 -By teaching you how to face your fears. 01:09:51.309 --> 01:09:54.425 -What? 01:09:54.509 --> 01:09:55.258 (giggling) 01:09:55.342 --> 01:09:56.891 -The hobgoblins will kill you. 01:09:56.975 --> 01:09:58.742 unless you do exactly like I tell you. 01:10:00.109 --> 01:10:01.875 Who wants to go first? 01:10:04.975 --> 01:10:08.025 -You go. Amy. 01:10:08.109 --> 01:10:09.058 You're the one with the lamest fear. 01:10:09.142 --> 01:10:10.875 -Take this seriously. 01:10:11.642 --> 01:10:12.775 If you drop your guard for a moment, 01:10:13.376 --> 01:10:15.142 you could be dead. 01:10:20.543 --> 01:10:23.658 -Okay. 01:10:23.742 --> 01:10:24.742 I will go first. 01:10:25.309 --> 01:10:26.708 My name is Amy. 01:10:28.509 --> 01:10:30.042 - [Everyone] Hi Amy! 01:10:33.009 --> 01:10:36.209 -And I'm afraid of... 01:10:36.376 --> 01:10:37.708 Oh. it's hard to say. 01:10:39.842 --> 01:10:41.342 - [Everyone] Say it. 01:10:42.342 --> 01:10:43.975 -My name is Amy. 01:10:45.675 --> 01:10:47.076 position:20% And I'm afraid of puppets. 01:10:47.708 --> 01:10:49.658 (snickering) 01:10:49.742 --> 01:10:51.092 -Go on. 01:10:51.176 --> 01:10:52.325 Don't stop. 01:10:52.409 --> 01:10:53.476 -It started with those holiday shows 01:10:54.309 --> 01:10:55.992 I saw as a child. 01:10:56.076 --> 01:10:57.509 Every year. some evil puppet would ruin Christmas. 01:10:58.775 --> 01:11:01.842 (laughing) 01:11:03.242 --> 01:11:06.725 position:20% My sister used to tease me. 01:11:06.809 --> 01:11:08.624 how puppets would attack me in my sleep. 01:11:08.708 --> 01:11:10.992 (laughing) 01:11:11.076 --> 01:11:12.909 Then. she'd turn the lights out and say, 01:11:13.842 --> 01:11:16.209 "puppets come." 01:11:17.176 --> 01:11:19.276 -That's your fear? 01:11:20.209 --> 01:11:21.742 (laughing) 01:11:22.209 --> 01:11:23.376 -Amy. that is so whack. 01:11:23.842 --> 01:11:25.575 -It's not funny. 01:11:27.176 --> 01:11:28.675 position:20% -We're not here to judge. 01:11:30.775 --> 01:11:32.342 -Sorry. 01:11:33.975 --> 01:11:35.009 position:20% -Amy. I think you're ready. 01:11:38.376 --> 01:11:40.575 -I don't know if I can. 01:11:41.842 --> 01:11:43.509 -Go on. Amy. don't stop. 01:11:45.276 --> 01:11:46.042 -Hobgoblins... 01:11:48.608 --> 01:11:50.209 Hobgoblins... 01:11:51.575 --> 01:11:53.176 Hobgoblins. 01:11:54.575 --> 01:11:55.476 (evil laugh) 01:11:58.675 --> 01:12:00.109 (Amy screaming) 01:12:03.242 --> 01:12:03.875 Get me out of here! 01:12:06.675 --> 01:12:08.276 (screaming) 01:12:09.276 --> 01:12:10.708 (puppets laughing) 01:12:12.675 --> 01:12:14.825 Make it stop! 01:12:14.909 --> 01:12:16.376 -Come on. Amy. 01:12:16.875 --> 01:12:17.958 Prove that you're not afraid. 01:12:18.042 --> 01:12:19.543 (puppets laughing) 01:12:20.309 --> 01:12:23.009 (clown laughing) 01:12:23.642 --> 01:12:26.176 -Mr. Clown. 01:12:26.742 --> 01:12:28.109 you're nothing but a thinly disguised Satan, for children. 01:12:29.209 --> 01:12:32.009 I'm not afraid of you. 01:12:34.209 --> 01:12:37.524 -That's good. now don't stop. 01:12:37.608 --> 01:12:39.476 (puppets laughing) 01:12:40.009 --> 01:12:42.109 position:20% -You're just a puppet. used to sell breakfast cereal. 01:12:43.042 --> 01:12:45.875 Rotting children's teeth out with sugar, 01:12:46.509 --> 01:12:48.325 you should be ashamed of yourself. 01:12:48.409 --> 01:12:50.176 (glass breaking) 01:12:51.209 --> 01:12:52.476 -You're doing great. 01:12:53.642 --> 01:12:54.842 -And you were a gift from a mean girl at school, 01:12:56.975 --> 01:12:58.691 who I never liked. 01:12:58.775 --> 01:13:00.409 She's probably a crack-ho by now. 01:13:00.909 --> 01:13:02.658 And you're no better off than she is. 01:13:02.742 --> 01:13:04.875 (glass breaking) 01:13:05.476 --> 01:13:06.443 -You go. Amy. 01:13:07.376 --> 01:13:09.142 -And the rest of you puppets... 01:13:10.076 --> 01:13:11.708 It's the Salvation Army for you! 01:13:15.209 --> 01:13:15.809 (glass breaking) 01:13:18.543 --> 01:13:19.708 I'm not afraid of them anymore. 01:13:20.809 --> 01:13:22.575 -We should've done this years ago. 01:13:23.775 --> 01:13:25.575 -It's time for me to start acting like a big girl now. 01:13:27.076 --> 01:13:29.276 (laughing) 01:13:31.376 --> 01:13:32.076 position:20% -It's your turn now. Kyle. 01:13:34.909 --> 01:13:37.109 -I don't want to. 01:13:42.342 --> 01:13:45.909 position:20% Kevin. where are you going? 01:13:49.309 --> 01:13:52.392 Hey! 01:13:52.476 --> 01:13:53.642 Hey. that's my computer. what are you doing? 01:13:54.942 --> 01:13:57.058 -We're gonna put a stop to this, right now. 01:13:57.142 --> 01:13:58.825 Now go on. 01:13:58.909 --> 01:14:00.192 Log into your favorite website. 01:14:00.276 --> 01:14:02.242 -I... 01:14:02.842 --> 01:14:04.309 I forgot the address. 01:14:06.942 --> 01:14:07.842 -Yeah right. 01:14:10.242 --> 01:14:11.476 I'll just click on your favorites. 01:14:11.875 --> 01:14:13.459 I'm sure it'll come up. 01:14:13.543 --> 01:14:14.809 There you go. 01:14:17.142 --> 01:14:20.409 -Hi Kyle. back again so soon? 01:14:21.842 --> 01:14:22.775 -Hi Fantazia. 01:14:25.176 --> 01:14:26.443 -I'm so sorry about what happened earlier. 01:14:26.875 --> 01:14:29.476 Just re-enter your credit card number 01:14:29.875 --> 01:14:31.658 position:20% and I'll make it up to you. 01:14:31.742 --> 01:14:33.309 -That's what you spend all your money on? 01:14:34.376 --> 01:14:36.708 -This is too much. 01:14:37.775 --> 01:14:39.142 (laughing) 01:14:39.708 --> 01:14:41.176 position:20% -You'll all have your turn. 01:14:43.276 --> 01:14:44.742 Now you go on. Kyle. 01:14:45.409 --> 01:14:46.942 -Come back and finish what we started. 01:14:48.509 --> 01:14:50.708 -I still love you Fantazia. Baby. 01:14:51.242 --> 01:14:53.309 -And I love you. 01:14:54.242 --> 01:14:56.142 -No. Kyle. 01:14:57.276 --> 01:14:58.376 Not this time. 01:15:04.975 --> 01:15:08.658 -Just once more. for old time's sake. 01:15:08.742 --> 01:15:11.025 -No. 01:15:11.109 --> 01:15:12.142 Now do what I told you. 01:15:14.675 --> 01:15:18.509 -What are you doing. don't listen to him. 01:15:20.109 --> 01:15:21.042 Stop right now! 01:15:24.443 --> 01:15:25.076 -Go on. cut it in half. 01:15:27.909 --> 01:15:29.742 If she really loves you. she'll still wanna be with you. 01:15:33.543 --> 01:15:34.009 -Don't do it! 01:15:36.875 --> 01:15:38.042 -Hey Daph. if I cut my credit card in half, 01:15:40.443 --> 01:15:42.691 position:20% would you still be with me? 01:15:42.775 --> 01:15:44.242 -Yeah. when hell freezes over. 01:15:51.642 --> 01:15:54.858 -I'm sorry. 01:15:54.942 --> 01:15:56.309 -Ain't no wrath like a woman with her credit line cut off. 01:16:01.842 --> 01:16:02.842 -Fantazia. do you still want me? 01:16:11.909 --> 01:16:15.092 (growling) 01:16:15.176 --> 01:16:16.875 (Kyle grunting) 01:16:17.742 --> 01:16:19.875 -Mr. McCreedy. what do we do? 01:16:21.342 --> 01:16:23.276 position:20% -Destroy the computer. before she takes his soul. 01:16:23.909 --> 01:16:26.209 (grunting and growling) 01:16:31.875 --> 01:16:35.658 -Now hold completely still so I don't miss. 01:16:35.742 --> 01:16:39.142 -Kevin. I just bought the newest model. 01:16:39.543 --> 01:16:41.708 Please don't smash it to pieces. 01:16:44.642 --> 01:16:47.942 -Just do it. 01:17:06.809 --> 01:17:10.409 -So much for buying a new one. 01:17:11.376 --> 01:17:12.476 (growling) 01:17:14.642 --> 01:17:17.076 -It's waiting to see who's afraid. 01:17:18.509 --> 01:17:19.209 -Hold me. Nick. 01:17:21.842 --> 01:17:23.009 -Are you afraid. Daph? 01:17:23.509 --> 01:17:24.791 -Terrified. 01:17:24.875 --> 01:17:25.858 The truth is. I close my eyes 01:17:25.942 --> 01:17:28.276 during the scary parts of horror movies. 01:17:29.342 --> 01:17:30.842 -What do we do now? 01:17:32.775 --> 01:17:34.092 -Do you wanna trapped in here forever? 01:17:34.176 --> 01:17:36.376 Or do you wanna face your fears right now? 01:17:37.476 --> 01:17:39.309 position:20% Trapped in here with Daph? 01:17:40.376 --> 01:17:41.742 position:20% I'll take the second one. 01:17:42.342 --> 01:17:43.742 -Good one. Nick. 01:17:44.376 --> 01:17:45.842 Now go out there and show them how tough the Army made you. 01:17:46.376 --> 01:17:49.691 -Oh. about that... 01:17:49.775 --> 01:17:51.342 position:20% There's something I've been meaning to tell you guys. 01:17:52.076 --> 01:17:53.276 -Well? 01:17:56.209 --> 01:17:59.342 -I've been dishonorably discharged from the Army.I'm terrified of combat. 01:18:00.543 --> 01:18:02.242 The Sergeant says I scream like a woman. 01:18:03.675 --> 01:18:05.209 -What the hell? 01:18:07.009 --> 01:18:08.809 You mean all those times that we did the wild-thing, 01:18:09.608 --> 01:18:11.725 while you had your uniform on, you were just play acting? 01:18:11.809 --> 01:18:15.025 -Yeah. like the time you wore 01:18:15.109 --> 01:18:16.491 position:20% the cheerleader uniform to bed wasn't the same thing? 01:18:16.575 --> 01:18:18.775 -Guys. too much information. 01:18:19.543 --> 01:18:21.642 -Now is really the time to tell us about your failure. 01:18:21.942 --> 01:18:25.242 -He's not a failure if he goes outside right now, 01:18:25.909 --> 01:18:28.076 position:20% and fights that creature. 01:18:28.543 --> 01:18:30.292 -You sure there's no other way out of this? 01:18:30.376 --> 01:18:32.076 -He's right. now go face your fears. 01:18:32.575 --> 01:18:35.443 -That's easy for you to say. 01:18:35.775 --> 01:18:37.142 position:20% I don't have any weapons. 01:18:37.942 --> 01:18:39.543 -If you need protection. use a garden tool. 01:18:40.209 --> 01:18:42.909 (laughing) 01:18:43.476 --> 01:18:45.359 position:20% -I love you too Sweetheart. 01:18:45.443 --> 01:18:46.875 -Oh. Nick. 01:18:47.409 --> 01:18:48.509 say "I'll see you guys later." 01:18:49.509 --> 01:18:51.791 (laughing) 01:18:51.875 --> 01:18:53.642 -Good one. Babe. 01:18:57.575 --> 01:19:01.309 Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 01:19:01.809 --> 01:19:04.642 (growling) 01:19:05.076 --> 01:19:06.575 (lawnmower revving) 01:19:07.708 --> 01:19:08.443 (growling) 01:19:10.975 --> 01:19:12.125 (Nick screaming like a woman) 01:19:12.209 --> 01:19:13.842 Daphne! 01:19:15.309 --> 01:19:16.775 Help me! 01:19:20.476 --> 01:19:23.742 (growling) 01:19:23.975 --> 01:19:25.509 -No. let him face his fears alone. 01:19:48.642 --> 01:19:51.975 -He's a goner. 01:19:53.575 --> 01:19:57.176 -Come and get it. you bastards. 01:19:57.809 --> 01:19:58.975 Rest in pieces. 01:20:01.142 --> 01:20:02.642 (chainsaw buzzing) 01:20:06.543 --> 01:20:10.009 (laughing and clapping) 01:20:10.775 --> 01:20:12.009 -Good one. Nick. 01:20:15.443 --> 01:20:18.575 (growling and snorting) 01:20:19.176 --> 01:20:22.009 -It's still here. 01:20:22.575 --> 01:20:23.942 -Mr. McCreedy. when will it stop? 01:20:25.509 --> 01:20:27.575 -It senses that someone here is still afraid. 01:20:28.708 --> 01:20:30.775 Daphne. it's your turn. 01:20:32.176 --> 01:20:34.543 -Well. you know what I always say. 01:20:35.209 --> 01:20:37.042 -Any guy can do it once? 01:20:37.476 --> 01:20:39.076 -No. there's no time like the present. 01:20:41.109 --> 01:20:43.809 So what do I have to do? 01:20:44.575 --> 01:20:45.524 Watch a horror movie with my eyes wide open? 01:20:45.608 --> 01:20:48.242 position:20% -No movie can scare you like your own worst fears. 01:20:52.042 --> 01:20:55.775 -Hobgoblins. hobgoblins. hobgoblins. 01:20:57.309 --> 01:20:59.909 (thunder) 01:21:00.575 --> 01:21:02.209 What's going on? 01:21:05.009 --> 01:21:08.543 position:20% -Hey Daph. you're a star! 01:21:09.076 --> 01:21:10.209 (growling) 01:21:12.342 --> 01:21:13.825 If you die in the movie. you won't come back for the sequel. 01:21:13.909 --> 01:21:16.675 -You're not helping! 01:21:17.376 --> 01:21:18.842 (roaring) 01:21:20.109 --> 01:21:21.809 If I take a shower. I'll be killed. 01:21:23.276 --> 01:21:25.476 If I turn my back. 01:21:26.675 --> 01:21:27.909 it'll go away. 01:21:29.409 --> 01:21:30.875 (roaring) 01:21:33.409 --> 01:21:34.342 There. that was easy. 01:21:36.875 --> 01:21:39.009 -Daphne. look out. 01:21:39.675 --> 01:21:40.891 -What'd you say? 01:21:40.975 --> 01:21:41.791 (screaming) 01:21:41.875 --> 01:21:44.975 -Just keep telling yourself it's only a movie. 01:21:45.476 --> 01:21:47.958 It's only a low-budget movie. 01:21:48.042 --> 01:21:50.176 -Oh. this isn't working. what am I doing wrong? 01:21:50.809 --> 01:21:53.958 (growling) 01:21:54.042 --> 01:21:55.158 -Think. if you were in a real movie, 01:21:55.242 --> 01:21:56.459 how would you get out of it? 01:21:56.543 --> 01:21:58.042 -I'd call my agent and fire him! 01:21:58.742 --> 01:22:01.342 (laughing) 01:22:03.342 --> 01:22:06.591 position:20% -You're doing great. Daph. 01:22:06.675 --> 01:22:08.176 -I'm ready to open up a can of whoop-ass. 01:22:10.476 --> 01:22:11.775 (growling) 01:22:14.209 --> 01:22:15.909 Burn in hell. you little bastard! 01:22:17.842 --> 01:22:19.742 (roaring) 01:22:20.708 --> 01:22:21.809 (laughing) 01:22:26.109 --> 01:22:29.425 -That was amazing. 01:22:29.509 --> 01:22:30.658 I've never seen anything like that before. 01:22:30.742 --> 01:22:32.725 -Yeah. real original. 01:22:32.809 --> 01:22:33.858 -It was? 01:22:33.942 --> 01:22:34.858 -Not really. 01:22:34.942 --> 01:22:36.142 (roaring) 01:22:36.608 --> 01:22:38.142 -If someone's fear is fire... 01:22:38.742 --> 01:22:40.842 (growling) 01:22:59.608 --> 01:23:03.359 -I thought that if we conquered our fears, 01:23:03.443 --> 01:23:04.725 position:20% everything would be okay. 01:23:04.809 --> 01:23:06.176 -Kevin. you did conquer your fears. 01:23:06.575 --> 01:23:08.192 -I did? 01:23:08.276 --> 01:23:09.443 -You stood up to your professor. 01:23:10.076 --> 01:23:12.125 position:20% and you kept all your friends from being killed. 01:23:12.209 --> 01:23:14.325 That's what's important. 01:23:14.409 --> 01:23:15.875 -Yeah. but our place is torched. 01:23:17.642 --> 01:23:18.276 position:20% -But you all got out alive. 01:23:21.209 --> 01:23:23.125 position:20% And the creatures are gone. 01:23:23.209 --> 01:23:24.809 -Did all of this really happen? 01:23:26.076 --> 01:23:27.342 Or are we just hallucinating? 01:23:29.009 --> 01:23:29.309 -Kevin? 01:23:32.209 --> 01:23:33.309 What are you staring at? 01:23:34.409 --> 01:23:35.543 -Amy. are you borrowing Daphne's clothes? 01:23:40.376 --> 01:23:41.076 -No. but I like it. 01:23:43.809 --> 01:23:46.176 -So do I. 01:23:46.975 --> 01:23:48.009 -Look Nick. you're covered in medals. 01:23:50.176 --> 01:23:51.975 -Hey. this one's for bravery in the line of duty. 01:23:54.142 --> 01:23:57.409 Just like the one the Cowardly Lion got. 01:23:58.076 --> 01:24:00.608 And Daphne. you look... 01:24:01.509 --> 01:24:02.725 -Yeah. how do I look? 01:24:02.809 --> 01:24:04.809 -Better you don't know. 01:24:05.409 --> 01:24:06.809 position:20% -Hey look. my credit card's back in one piece. 01:24:08.942 --> 01:24:10.176 Wait a minute. 01:24:12.276 --> 01:24:13.276 It only has a 50 dollar limit. 01:24:14.176 --> 01:24:15.376 -Mr. McCreedy. what's gonna happen to you? 01:24:18.042 --> 01:24:20.409 Are you going back to the hospital? 01:24:20.875 --> 01:24:22.558 -I've been waiting for years for somebody to break me out. 01:24:22.642 --> 01:24:25.491 I'm certainly not going back there now. 01:24:25.575 --> 01:24:27.608 -Well. I've been meaning to ask you something. 01:24:28.276 --> 01:24:30.025 position:20% How come the creatures were never able to get to you? 01:24:30.109 --> 01:24:32.276 position:20% -Mind control doesn't work on people who think. 01:24:33.242 --> 01:24:36.076 -Well. at least the hobgoblins are gone forever. 01:24:37.942 --> 01:24:40.575 -Are they? 01:24:41.209 --> 01:24:42.409 Remember. every one of us has a hobgoblin inside. 01:24:51.209 --> 01:24:55.342 Aren't you glad that you no longer have anything to fear? 01:24:56.109 --> 01:24:58.608 -Yeah. nothing to fear except for living outdoors. 01:25:02.742 --> 01:25:04.942 -So... 01:25:05.942 --> 01:25:07.142 position:20% How many meals a day does that mental hospital have? 01:25:11.543 --> 01:25:14.942 (fast paced music) 01:25:40.409 --> 01:25:43.858 position:20% - [Voiceover] Coming soon. 01:25:43.942 --> 01:25:45.524 They weren't in it for the money. 01:25:45.608 --> 01:25:47.624 But they charged an arm 01:25:47.708 --> 01:25:49.775 and a leg. 01:25:50.708 --> 01:25:52.076 Amputee Hookers. 01:26:08.042 --> 01:26:11.858 -Hey mister. you know where Main street is? 01:26:11.942 --> 01:26:15.092 We'll be good to you. 01:26:15.176 --> 01:26:16.742 - [Voiceover] And on the same theater program. 01:26:17.909 --> 01:26:19.642 (screaming) 01:27:08.842 --> 01:27:12.109 (growling) 01:27:52.675 --> 01:27:56.509 -Honey. do you know where Main street is? 01:27:56.875 --> 01:27:59.309 -[Voiceover] Amputee Hookers. 01:28:00.476 --> 01:28:01.691 They aim to please. 01:28:01.775 --> 01:28:03.575 Coming soon to a theater. dangerously near you. 01:28:33.608 --> 01:28:37.624 -And we need a really wide one of just him and the thing 01:28:37.708 --> 01:28:40.158 at the same time. going backwards. 01:28:40.242 --> 01:28:42.209 -That was beautiful. 01:28:42.775 --> 01:28:44.009 -No. the puppet was really cheap looking.