"Big City Greens" Spinned Off/Broken Karted

1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:04,630 [♪ opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,473 <i>♪ One, two... One, two three, four ♪</i> 4 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:19,061 <i>♪ La, la , la , la la, la, la , la ♪</i> 5 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,980 <i>♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪</i> 6 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,609 <i>♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i> 7 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,242 Ooh, how exciting! 8 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:36,994 The new Big Tech Big Product Launch. 9 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,454 Just think, Vasquez, 10 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,789 we're gonna be the first people 11 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,958 to see the latest greatest inventions. 12 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,626 What do you think the big announcement will be? 13 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,503 It will probably be a new phone. 14 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,255 It's always a new phone. 15 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:48,881 Then I definitely won't be needing 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,508 this piece of trash anymore. 17 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,884 [announcer on PA] <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i> 18 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,638 <i>Big Tech CEO and billionaire extraordinaire,</i> 19 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,556 <i>Gwendolyn Zapp.</i> 20 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,351 Television. We love it. We crave it. 21 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,728 But it boxes us in. 22 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,897 And we need to break out! 23 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,274 [screaming] 24 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:09,485 TV shows today are made by hardworking creatives. 25 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,861 And if they can do it, 26 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,947 imagine what somebody smart could do. 27 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:14,198 Behold! 28 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,410 Big Tech Video! 29 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,078 - Huh? I don't-- Hmm? - Big Tech Video? 30 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,581 Now, you're probably wondering how this works. 31 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,709 Well, with our patented biometric scan technology, 32 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,669 we can take anyone's likeness, 33 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,921 personality, and private thoughts, 34 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,173 feed it into our Big Tech TV algorithm, 35 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,884 and use it to churn out new AI-generated content 36 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,720 for you to mindlessly consume. 37 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,138 Allow me to demonstrate. 38 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,307 I need a volunteer. You there, 39 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,183 the man trying to hide behind his hands. 40 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,352 [gasps] Huh? 41 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,687 And... poof. 42 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,814 Using all your private data, 43 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,525 I'm able to create an AI version of this man 44 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,194 and use it for our collective entertainment. 45 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,654 Hey! That's not me. 46 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,114 I would never slap my butt. 47 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,449 Now let's take this data 48 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,784 and use it to create a new TV series. 49 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,953 How about a heartwarming family sitcom? 50 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:01,997 Boop. 51 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,832 [announcer] <i>It's</i> Three Many Remys, 52 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,335 <i>filmed before a simulated virtual audience.</i> 53 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,878 [canned applause] 54 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,172 Master Remy, ever since you were cloned, 55 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,008 it's been much harder to protect three Remys. 56 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,968 [giggling] 57 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,054 In fact, I don't think it's a good idea 58 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,555 for you to go surfing in a hurricane. 59 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:22,058 - [traffic sounds] - [cow mooing] 60 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,685 That's why you've got to come and keep me safe. 61 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:28,230 - Yes, but-- - Look, Vasquez, I got a new friend for Snakey. 62 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,274 - Master Other Remy, be careful. - [canned laughter] 63 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,651 - Oh. - [roaring] 64 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:35,196 Hey! I thought you were sworn to protect me, Remy. 65 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:38,366 But now I find you protecting Remy? 66 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,409 [simulated audience] Ooh! 67 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,036 I can protect two Remys. 68 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,622 [Remy 3] How about three Remys? 69 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,207 I've taken up knife juggling. 70 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,001 - Remys! - [simulated audience applauding] 71 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,336 Neat, right? 72 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,755 This machine has stolen my face 73 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,840 and dishonored my profession. 74 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,425 That's not all it can do. 75 00:02:56,426 --> 00:03:01,180 Finally, we can end humanity's long nightmare of creating art. 76 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,058 You wanna see a new hit series starring... 77 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,893 oh, I don't know, you! 78 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,063 Me? There's gonna be a TV show about me? 79 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,689 Ow, my cornea. 80 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,733 Yep, a frothy reality special 81 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,860 based on the very real realities 82 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,863 of young fun-loving 20-something singles. 83 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,699 Boopity boop! 84 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,659 [Gloria] <i>Ever since I moved to this city,</i> 85 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,245 <i>my life has been a wild thrill ride.</i> 86 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,330 <i>This city never sleeps.</i> 87 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,833 And neither do I. 88 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,043 [man on video] <i>And our focus today</i> 89 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,754 <i>- is men who have had unsuccessful plastic surgery.</i> - [munching] 90 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,382 <i>You know, plastic surgery is very expensive today...</i> 91 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,427 Hmm. That's strange. This should be more exciting. 92 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:40,887 I'll just fast-forward a bit. 93 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,226 Okay, I think this program's faulty, 94 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,937 'cause my life is way more exciting than that. [chuckles] 95 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,564 Uh, you've got a little something on your-- 96 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,023 I'm saving it for later. 97 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,943 My technology's perfect, and your life is boring. 98 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:59,029 I just have to scan some more interesting people. 99 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,699 Have at it, boys. [laughs] 100 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,617 [gasps and murmurs] 101 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,952 What in Sam Hill? 102 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,036 [all groaning] 103 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,371 My corneas! 104 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,040 While you all finish screaming in awe, 105 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,042 how about we watch some more new content? 106 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,170 Sha-doop. 107 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,590 Wow. 108 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,841 I don't even know what to say 109 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,509 after an adventure like today. 110 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,052 Spin it up, spin it out! 111 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,138 You can say that again, Weezie. 112 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,223 [Weezie] <i>We never did find Benny's baseball,</i> 113 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,475 <i>but that day, we found something</i> 114 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,226 <i>even better, a friendship...</i> 115 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,270 [Kiki] <i>Years later, we would think back on this moment.</i> 116 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,773 <i>We didn't know that this time of endless summer would soon end.</i> 117 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,233 [Benny] <i>No one said anything, but they didn't have to.</i> 118 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,361 <i>I knew I was actually a ghost the whole time.</i> 119 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,489 [Gregly] <i>Those dorks just sat in silence</i> 120 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,866 <i>with their arms around each other for hours.</i> 121 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,284 <i>Losers.</i> 122 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,328 [Frog] <i>Man was that kid angry.</i> 123 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:51,207 <i>Anyway, back to the story of when I was just a little tadpole.</i> 124 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,791 <i>Mayfly season had just begun...</i> 125 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,752 [Gwendolyn] <i>How about a comedy?</i> 126 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,629 [announcer] <i>Live from Big City,</i> 127 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,589 <i>you know him, you love him,</i> 128 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,466 <i>some of you live next door to him,</i> 129 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,593 <i>it's the Joke King himself,</i> 130 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,887 <i>Doug Perkins!</i> 131 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,222 [applause] 132 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,640 Hey, everybody, thanks for coming. 133 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,476 I'm Doug Perkins and this is my stand-up. 134 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,394 And this is my sit-down. 135 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:15,564 - [laughter] - [crowd chanting] Joke King! Joke King! Joke-- 136 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,067 Hey! Excuse me? Where are you going? 137 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,693 Oh, uh... I-- 138 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,986 I just don't think this is for me. 139 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,154 Oh, but it is. 140 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,739 The algorithm says so. 141 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,450 These shows are soulless and unethical. 142 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,078 I mean, what reason would anyone have to watch this stuff? 143 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,371 Security. 144 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,747 Like, it's comforting? Or-- 145 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,375 Oh. Yep, no, I-- I get it now. 146 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,919 Maria Media here and I have a question. 147 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,295 Can I go next? 148 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,463 Sure ya can! 149 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,090 Bonk. 150 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,760 [announcer] Maria Media, Important Journalist. 151 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,137 [Maria] <i>Let's go, people, we've got a story to cover.</i> 152 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,390 There's a duck in the park and it's rollerblading. 153 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,934 Paul, I need pun options we can use for headlines. 154 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,060 On it, Maria. 155 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,728 Carrie, get me background on this duck. 156 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,021 Helmet or no helmet? 157 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,189 Mallard or marbled? 158 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,691 Flat butt or fluffy butt? 159 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,817 Yes, ma'am. 160 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,443 And where is the Danish I ordered? 161 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,153 I need it yesterday! 162 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,781 Maria, a pair of lions just escaped from Big City Zoo and are-- 163 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,659 Not if I don't say they did. 164 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,828 I am the news. 165 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,454 All right, now where's the elevator? 166 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,832 I feel like I'm going in circles. 167 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,877 [announcer] <i>It's time for the Murgle-Purr & Andromeda Mysteries.</i> 168 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,797 With me, Murgle-Purr. 169 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,425 <i>♪ Justice has a new name and that name is Murgle-Purr ♪</i> 170 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,552 <i>♪ Together with Andromeda conspiracies occur ♪</i> 171 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,597 <i>♪ Unmasking every criminal before they cause a stir ♪</i> 172 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,889 <i>♪ When there's trouble... ♪</i> 173 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,685 A long theme song? We ain't got time for that. 174 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,855 Excellent work, Murgle-Purr. 175 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:38,939 Thank-meow. 176 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,317 These nya-ots should hold him tight. 177 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,443 What do you think you're doing? 178 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,111 That's Mayor Hansock. 179 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,696 Is that right? 180 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:51,952 Well, let's just see who this "Mayor Hansock" really is. 181 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,621 [♪ dramatic music playing] 182 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,206 [both gasp] A Martian spiderling? 183 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,750 And I would have gotten away with it 184 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,544 if it weren't for Andromeda's homeopathic supplements 185 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,421 and haunted compass. 186 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,672 [chuckles] 187 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,174 But how did you know? 188 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:08,178 The same way I know you're actually... 189 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,679 Bigfoot! 190 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,267 You think you're so smart, but I know your secret... 191 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,894 Andromeda. 192 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,270 Ah, rats. 193 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:22,274 But, wait, surely there can't be two Andromedas? 194 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,652 The Martian spiderling is right. 195 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,863 For this Andromeda is actually... 196 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,448 [gasps] 197 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:33,077 [Martian spiderling] The Big City Philharmonic Orchestra? 198 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,703 Enough. 199 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,789 This show makes no sense. 200 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:41,418 Everyone knows Martians and Bigfeet are enemies. Hello? 201 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:42,878 You know what your problem is? 202 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,422 You're all too close to the source material. 203 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:48,926 How about a show based on someone from outside of Big City... 204 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,012 the "common" man. 205 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,017 Gosh, Frank, you're a hot dog vendor too? 206 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,354 What can I say, Nance? I work a lot of jobs. 207 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,981 Ow. My cornea. 208 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,110 [announcer] <i>Postmaster Frank, Medical Doctor,</i> 209 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,903 <i>Private Investigator,</i> 210 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,863 <i>Doctor of Dental Surgery, D Class License Commercial Driver,</i> 211 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,949 <i>Tenured Professor of Science, Battery Store Clerk,</i> 212 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,826 <i>Esquire.</i> 213 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,161 You fractured three vertebrae, dislocated an arm, 214 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,496 and broke both your legs. 215 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,040 You took a real knock, but you're gonna be okay. 216 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,167 Heh. You should see the other guy. 217 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,752 You mean the roof you fell off of? 218 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,337 Uh. Yeah. 219 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,716 Well, well, well... if it isn't Nick Mulligan. 220 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,300 Eh... what's up, Doc? 221 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,345 The doctor's gone. You're talking to the Sheriff now, boy. 222 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,513 What? 223 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,681 And as Sheriff, 224 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,850 I heard someone fell off the roof 225 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,102 breaking into the Feed 'n' Seed. 226 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:44,189 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 227 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,566 Uh... Yeah... 228 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,692 What's all this then? 229 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,360 Oh, hey, Doctor. 230 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,904 I'm just asking this suspect a few questions. 231 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,157 This man is seriously injured, Sheriff. 232 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,159 This man is a criminal. 233 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,870 Objection. Speculation. 234 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,580 Ooh. 235 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,624 - Hello, I'm Attorney Frank, and I'll be representing you. - Ow. 236 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,751 Yes. 237 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,920 - And I'll be prosecuting you. - No. 238 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:09,673 - And I'll be executing you. - Whoa. 239 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:14,428 I heard there's a very hurt little boy in here in need of some cheering up. 240 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,180 You're a clown now, too? 241 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,642 Sir, I'm a doctor. And there's nothing funny about that. 242 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,935 - [crowd booing] - This is the worst. 243 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,228 Horrible. 244 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,772 You can't hate everything. 245 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,649 We've got a lot of content, like <i>Jade of Honor,</i> 246 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,235 <i>Gabriella's Dark Twisted Fantasy,</i> 247 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,113 <i>Homemakers with Alexander and Terry.</i> 248 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,573 Oh, oh. I know. 249 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,326 <i>Commusical Sue.</i> Oh, you'll love this one. 250 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,119 So that's the rub. 251 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,914 If we don't raise $50,000, 252 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,875 we'll have to close the Community Center. 253 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:47,419 But we're just a ragtag group of performers 254 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,881 and Broadway legend, Idina Menzel. 255 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,217 How can we get that kind of money? 256 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,844 [gasps] We'll put on a show. 257 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,222 - Juan Pablo, you can dance. - [gasps] 258 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,474 Brett, you can play drums. 259 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,602 And Broadway legend Idina Menzel... 260 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,063 you can watch me sing. 261 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:09,316 <i>♪ I'm Community Sue ♪</i> 262 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,611 <i>♪ And I know just what to community do... ♪</i> 263 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,488 <i>♪ Cha ♪</i> 264 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,073 [Sue] Enough of this schlock. 265 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,741 These shows are terrible. 266 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,576 [crowd booing] 267 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,580 What? I don't understand. The data said you'd love this. 268 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,458 Tell me what you want and the AI can make it. 269 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,460 We want a show that's funny. 270 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,879 I want it to tug at my heart strings. 271 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,674 With self-contained stories to keep the show accessible. 272 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,175 But also serialized arcs 273 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,844 that stretch over the whole season. 274 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,721 I want to know exactly what to expect each episode. 275 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:43,684 But sometimes it should get weird and experimental. 276 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,768 All right. 277 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,019 Without further ado, 278 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,231 here is exactly what you asked for. 279 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,984 [♪ opening theme music playing] 280 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,493 That looks terrible. 281 00:11:01,305 --> 00:12:01,229