Kook's Tour
ID | 13196587 |
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Movie Name | Kook's Tour |
Release Name | Kooks Tour (1970) [WEBRip] [YTS.MX] |
Year | 1970 |
Kind | movie |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 211468 |
Format | srt |
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Ow!
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Light 'er up!
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Okay, oh boy!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Pick up the wire.
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Come on!
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Hiya.
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Remember us?
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That's how we made our living
for 50 consecutive years.
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Yeah, and we got
the scars to prove it.
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And I still got a few
of the aches and pains.
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Yep, for a half a
century, we've been stars.
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And suddenly we realized,
that although our work
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took us around the world,
we never got to see anything
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but the inside of
our dressing rooms.
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And what do you
think we finally did?
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We quit.
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{\an8}Moose!
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{\an8}Here, Moose.
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Whew!
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Sure saved a lot of driving
on those crowded highways.
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See this?
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This is a straw, a short one.
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And I drew it.
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So, lucky Larry is in Palm
Springs, relaxing at a pool.
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Curly Joe is in sunny
Miami, visiting relatives.
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And I'm here in the noisy
city to tell you a story
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about our first adventure
in the great outdoors.
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After we disembarked from
our campground in the sky,
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we headed right for the
fabulous Lewis and Clark
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country in southern Idaho.
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And it all started with
this walkie-talkie.
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When I press the button
and said, "Curly Joe,
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it's Moe, do you read me?"
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This is Curly Joe, I read
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you loud and clear.
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Over.
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Pardon me.
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I gotta be careful
with those old habits.
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Well, the fun really started
when I said to Curly Joe,
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"Curly Joe, how am I doin'?
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"How am I doin', Curly Joe?"
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Okay Moe, back slowly, atta boy.
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You're doin' fine, Moe, fine.
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Keep it coming.
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You know me, I'm
the navigator boy.
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Just leave it to me, I
know what it's all about.
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That's it, come on back,
come on back there.
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Okay Admiral Blimp.
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Leave it to me boy,
I know what I'm doin'.
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Atta boy, just
come straight back.
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Atta Boy, come on, come on
slowly, leave it up to me.
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That's it, come on, come
on, hey, hey, oop...
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He lost his hat,
go get it, Moose.
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He's liable to drown.
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Are you kiddin'?
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With all that
blubber he'll float.
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I heard that remark
Moe, it wasn't my fault,
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somebody pushed me
right over there.
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Just launch the ship.
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Launch the ship.
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Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, launch the ship.
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That's a good idea.
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You read the
instructions, I'll do it.
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Instructions, yeah.
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All righty, all righty.
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It says, be sure and
secure the bowline prior
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to releasing the winch cable.
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Get the bow line.
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The bow line.
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You're gonna do the work, eh?
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Come on, the bow line.
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Here's the bow line.
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That's it.
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Once the bow line is
secure, release the wench,
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and the boat will
slide into the water.
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Release the wench
and the boat will slide
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into the water.
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Right.
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That's it.
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That a boy.
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Okay,
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And we'll move there,
slide into the water there.
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Watch that there.
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We've got to get that plank up.
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I'll flip the lever.
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Ow!
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Imbeciles, for 50 years
I've been surrounded
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with imbeciles!
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And I'm still surrounded
with imbeciles.
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Where's that fatso with
the instruction book?
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Hey Fatso!
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Fatso?
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Alright, I heard that,
I heard that Moe.
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I used to get paid a lot of
money for taking your insults,
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but no more buddy
boy, no more, no more.
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He's right.
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We're ex-stooges, we oughta
start acting like ex-stooges.
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Yeah.
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Well, sometimes
I.. I, I, I, I!
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Dummy you tied the boat loose!
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Hey Moose, go get the boat.
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Bring it Moose.
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He's got it.
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Hey, we've got
80 pounds of retriever
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retrieving a 3,000 pound boat.
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That's it Moose.
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- Come on.
- Help me.
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Come on, give him a hand.
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Come on Moosey boy,
we're going for a ride.
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Okay fellas,
everybody in their place.
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Everyone be seated, okay.
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Alright Moe, I'll check the...
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Captain Moe please?
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Okay, Captain Moe Please.
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Okay, first, blower on.
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Blower on.
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Okay, lower your prop.
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Start your motor.
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That's a beautiful job, Captain.
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Thank you, Lieutenant.
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- Okay now, back slowly.
- Slowly Captain Please.
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Backing up slowly.
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Well, there we
were, finally afloat
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and following a trail made
famous by Lewis and Clark
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on that magnificent
river called Snake.
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It was our first real taste
of blue water and fresh air.
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And believe me,
it was delicious.
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Here we passed directly
under Massacre Rocks,
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just a stone's throw from
the famous Oregon Trail.
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Appropriately named
because of a series
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of Shoshone massacres
during the early 1860s.
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This was a dangerous
part of the Oregon Trail
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for more reasons than one.
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The famous Hunt
party traveling west
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and trailblazing the
Oregon Trail itself,
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met with a disaster fording
rapids just a few miles
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from this very spot.
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And that was few miles further
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than these three ex-stooges
intended to explore.
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So, away we went, our
noses aimed straight
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toward the fantastic Jackson
Hole country of Western Wyoming
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Discovered by John Cover,
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who spurred the Lewis
and Clark expedition,
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and preserved by
a wise government.
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Grand Teton National Park
remains a primitive masterpiece
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of nature for
future generations.
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We had heard many stories about
the famous cutthroat trout
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in huge Jackson Lake.
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We were anxious to get started
on our first fishing trip.
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Remembering vividly our
recent launching experience
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at the Snake River,
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we approached the
ramp at Colter Bay
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with slow deliberation
and extreme caution.
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That's what I call a
slight improvement.
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Moose really wanted to
retrieve that boat again,
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but national parks
have strict regulations
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prohibiting dogs in boats.
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Give us a push Joe.
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Push away.
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Boy, look at
the size of those mountains.
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It's like the Swiss Alps.
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You don't know
your Alps from your Tetons.
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Now don't get nasty.
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This may get on television.
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Very funny.
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Maybe my luck will
be better in the back.
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Oh!
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Oh, my aching head.
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Hey, I got a bite.
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- You got a bite!
- Where is it? Where is it?
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- Pull it in.
- Where is it at?
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- Come on Willy. Come on boy.
- Get that thing up here.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yay!
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Good boy, good boy Joe.
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Hey, watch the
hooks, watch the hooks.
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I did it, I did it, I did it.
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I'm the champion!
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It was just a short
drive from Jackson Lake,
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and we were at
fabulous Yellowstone.
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Our first stop was
Old Faithful Inn
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where we would headquarter
during our visit to the park.
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Alright. Get
down boy, get down.
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This is just
beautiful. Look at that.
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The crowds at
the inn were marvelous.
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It took a full hour
of autograph signing
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and reminiscing with old fans
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before we finally
made our getaway
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and crossed the Firehole River
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to visit the unbelievable
spectacle of Upper Geyser Basin.
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The sights here at
Yellowstone are mind-boggling.
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Miles of eerie landscape
dotted with steaming vents,
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bubbling mud volcanoes,
scalding cauldrons
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and boiling mounds.
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It was like exploring the
surface of an alien planet.
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I'd hate to walk
around here at night.
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You could get hard-boiled
in 30 seconds.
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Here, get us
in a few right over here.
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It sounds like my stomach.
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Your stomach
never sounded that good.
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That's a crazy
way to make coffee ain't it?
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How do you like him?
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Always thinking of
something to eat.
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Ah, there, there's
making all the bubbles.
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You never saw nothing like that.
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Wait a minute, get the edge now.
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Get the edge, get the edge.
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It's like a witch's brew.
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The only place in the world
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where it's got something
like that, you know that?
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You don't know that.
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I know that, I know that.
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That's a geezer.
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You must of read it somewhere.
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I don't know, geezer,
geyser, it's fantastic.
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We crossed the
famous fishing bridge
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on Yellowstone Lake
and were on our way
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to the one of the
wonders of the world,
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the Grand Canyon of
the Yellowstone River.
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Here nature puts on a display
that defies description.
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The park itself is named for
the canyon's fantastic coloring
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caused by the forces of the
river which gorged sheer cliffs
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out of volcanic rock to
reveal a spectacle of hues
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from pale yellow to brilliant
orange and flaming red.
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Wow, this is very gorgeous.
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Let me get a picture of that.
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Get it, get it a good one.
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The lower falls plunges 308 feet
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between 1,000 foot cliffs.
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It's mist and the
late afternoon sun,
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combining to make
the river below
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look like a silvery glacier.
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This is beautiful.
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If it's so beautiful, tell
me, what are we doing up here?
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- Hey, come on, come on.
- Trying to be funny, huh?
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Come on Moose,
take a look at it.
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Look. See that, see
that. Let him see it.
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Atta boy. Come one, get up boy.
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I'm getting a beautiful shot.
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Aw, ain't that pretty?
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Poor Moose.
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Somehow the whole miracle
of nature bored him.
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But the day was still young
and ahead was an adventure
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that he would never forget.
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That looks like a nice spot.
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Come on, come on.
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Sorry old buddy, but we'll
only be gone a short while.
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You know the rules sweetheart.
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No dogs allowed in
boats in national parks.
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So take a nap and enjoy the
scenery, we'll be right back.
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Yeah, don't go away.
255
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:58,678
Stay there. Good
boy. Atta boy.
256
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,585
It's okay Moose. We
just want to see the lake.
257
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,387
Be still, I'll
bring you back a fish.
258
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,823
Relax.
259
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,467
Hey, we've been
out quite awhile.
260
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,003
How's the gasoline, Captain?
261
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,038
Oh I don't know.
262
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,272
The arrow is pointing halfway.
263
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:48,507
I don't know if it's
half empty or half full.
264
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,075
Aw, come on.
265
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,912
What are you doing them old
jokes for? Forget the jokes.
266
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:54,915
Back to the marina
and we'll drive.
267
00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:47,360
I know what I'm
doing, don't worry.
268
00:23:48,128 --> 00:23:51,464
Oh boy, oh boy. You look
like a dirty lawn in the fall.
269
00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:55,901
Very funny. You guys all
laugh when I get first prize
270
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,982
for taking a picture of a deer.
271
00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:00,439
The only way to get a
picture of an animal,
272
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,175
is to camouflage yourself
and sneak up on them.
273
00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,710
Yeah well, watch
out for the bears.
274
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,146
They're liable to think
you're a berry bush
275
00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:09,181
and chew your arm
off, so watch it.
276
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:10,851
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
277
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:12,952
What?
278
00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:15,321
Come on!
279
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:21,895
He's gone.
280
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,865
And there's wild bear here.
281
00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,133
Moose, we gotta find Moose.
282
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:27,934
Yeah.
283
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:28,934
Moose.
284
00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:30,269
Hey, you go that way.
285
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,437
You go that way.
286
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,438
I'll go this way.
287
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:35,708
Moose.
288
00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:37,309
Here Moose, here Moose.
289
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,212
Here Moose, here Moose.
290
00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:43,517
Moose, here Moose, Moose.
291
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,071
He must be blind as a bat.
292
00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,244
Moose.
293
00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:14,680
I gotta find that dog.
294
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,315
Moose.
295
00:25:16,316 --> 00:25:17,383
Moose.
296
00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:18,717
(branches rustling.
297
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:19,953
Moose, moose.
298
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,302
Hi, any luck?
299
00:25:36,303 --> 00:25:37,970
Nothing, not a sign.
300
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,472
Have you seen Larry?
301
00:25:39,473 --> 00:25:41,874
Come to think of it, I
haven't seen him in hours.
302
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,075
That's all we need.
303
00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:44,310
Now we've got to look
for Moose and for Larry.
304
00:25:44,311 --> 00:25:45,978
Well, that's the way it is.
305
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,880
Here Moose, here
Larry, here Larry.
306
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,048
What is it Moe?
307
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:50,749
You know, I give
up with that idiot.
308
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,986
Every time things go
wrong, he makes it worse.
309
00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:55,488
I wouldn't be surprised
if he's out there now
310
00:25:55,489 --> 00:25:57,323
with a stick of dynamite,
trying to catch a fish.
311
00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:58,591
Yeah well, we better catch him.
312
00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:00,893
- Hey Larry.
- Alright, find somebody here.
313
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,374
- Hey Larry.
- Here Moose, here Moose.
314
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:17,843
Moose, I knew I'd find you.
315
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:20,312
I'll show those guys
who's the idiot.
316
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:21,313
Moose, come here boy.
317
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:24,850
Hold up, wait a minute.
318
00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:25,851
It's Larry.
319
00:26:41,902 --> 00:26:43,302
Hey Curly Joe.
320
00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:44,137
Hi Moe.
321
00:26:44,138 --> 00:26:45,138
I quit, I'm pooped.
322
00:26:45,139 --> 00:26:46,605
Yeah, this is terrible.
323
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,408
There's no sign
of them anyplace.
324
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:55,214
I found him, I found him.
325
00:26:55,215 --> 00:26:57,317
I found him, I found him.
326
00:27:00,187 --> 00:27:01,821
Easy now, easy now.
327
00:27:01,822 --> 00:27:03,656
You found him, yes.
328
00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:04,657
He found Moose.
329
00:27:04,658 --> 00:27:06,560
- Good boy Moose.
- Alright Moose.
330
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,494
- Come here boy.
- Come here boy.
331
00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:11,096
Your really a super
duper Moose finder,
332
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,165
you really are.
333
00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:22,141
Poor Larry.
334
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,978
For 50 years the scripts never
let him do anything right.
335
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,446
I guess it's become a habit.
336
00:27:27,447 --> 00:27:30,149
Moose finally
recognized an old friend
337
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,684
beneath all that camouflage
338
00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:34,053
and we headed back
to the geyser fields
339
00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:36,374
for a gag we just
couldn't resist playing.
340
00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:48,635
Hey Mom, look!
341
00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:49,469
It's the stooges.
342
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,603
Hey look at that there.
343
00:27:50,604 --> 00:27:51,538
It looks like some kind of...
344
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,473
They must be crazy.
345
00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:58,538
Better get out of here,
the rangers are coming.
346
00:28:59,339 --> 00:29:02,142
What kind of a prank was that?
347
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,217
Just 14 miles after a hasty exit
348
00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:12,985
from the west gate
of Yellowstone,
349
00:29:12,986 --> 00:29:15,621
we stopped to try out
luck at Timber Creek.
350
00:29:15,622 --> 00:29:18,023
A small stream that
flows into Henry's Lake
351
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:20,660
and teams with
native brook trout.
352
00:29:25,499 --> 00:29:28,234
Whoa there, easy now boy, easy.
353
00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,970
Aha, now that's
what I call luck.
354
00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:33,005
Push, cast, and pow.
355
00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,240
Boy is he lucky.
356
00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:35,508
Play him easy Moe, easy does it.
357
00:29:35,509 --> 00:29:37,176
Hold this for me,
I'll get a picture.
358
00:29:37,177 --> 00:29:38,345
Easy fella, easy now.
359
00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:42,448
- Okay boy, come in here.
- Okay Moe, I'll get it.
360
00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:43,916
Oh Larry!
361
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,117
- What, what?
- I've got something.
362
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,318
That's mine!
363
00:29:46,319 --> 00:29:47,586
I caught it!
364
00:29:47,587 --> 00:29:48,522
Don't tell me, I
just set it down.
365
00:29:48,523 --> 00:29:49,855
Here, have this one.
366
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:50,724
You're supposed
to have this one.
367
00:29:50,724 --> 00:29:51,558
Here take that.
368
00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:52,858
I don't want that one.
369
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:55,060
He caught the fish,
its only your pole.
370
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:58,097
- I, I, I, come on.
- Out of my way.
371
00:29:58,098 --> 00:29:58,932
Get away from it,
372
00:29:58,932 --> 00:29:59,866
I don't get it.
373
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:01,133
What are you doing?
374
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,803
Get away, would ya?
375
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,070
That's my fish.
376
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:06,572
I know what I'm doing.
377
00:30:06,573 --> 00:30:09,909
Watch it, watch
it, watch it, watch it.
378
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:12,111
- Whoa!
- Oh, I got a dandy.
379
00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:12,979
Put my name on it.
380
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,313
That's mine.
381
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:17,583
That's mine.
382
00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:18,851
He belongs to, you're mine.
383
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:20,753
Yes you are.
384
00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:21,788
He's mine.
385
00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:23,456
No, he is not.
386
00:30:23,456 --> 00:30:24,456
He's mine.
387
00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:26,545
There. I finally got a fish.
388
00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,228
You haven't caught
a fish to kiss.
389
00:30:29,229 --> 00:30:30,462
Get out of here.
390
00:30:30,463 --> 00:30:31,764
Go over here and help
me get this one off.
391
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:34,400
I'll get this one off.
392
00:30:34,401 --> 00:30:37,236
I finally caught a
fish and he took it away.
393
00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:38,704
Hold the pole.
394
00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:40,406
Moose was fascinated
by the string of fish
395
00:30:40,407 --> 00:30:42,141
that Joe and I had caught.
396
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:44,510
And Larry, skunked as usual,
397
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,879
had reached a peak
of frustration.
398
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,148
I still say they're my fish.
399
00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,317
Aw, stop beefing, you
haven't caught anything
400
00:30:51,318 --> 00:30:52,585
since we've been out.
401
00:30:52,586 --> 00:30:53,853
For two weeks I've
been telling you,
402
00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:55,754
if you don't hook them,
you don't eat them.
403
00:30:55,755 --> 00:30:56,623
Yeah.
404
00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:57,591
It' that simple.
405
00:30:57,591 --> 00:30:58,492
That's a prank.
406
00:30:58,493 --> 00:31:00,092
Poor Larry.
407
00:31:00,093 --> 00:31:03,128
It's as if the entire
trout population of Idaho
408
00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:06,866
was deliberately conspiring
to drive him crazy.
409
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:08,634
Feeling sorry for him,
410
00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:10,569
we headed for a
famous fishing spot
411
00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,472
where he could at
least look at trout.
412
00:31:14,608 --> 00:31:16,275
Big Springs, Idaho,
413
00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:18,611
and the unbelievable
sight of the Henry's Fork
414
00:31:18,612 --> 00:31:20,146
of the Snake River
415
00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:22,515
bubbling up from underground,
and within yards,
416
00:31:22,516 --> 00:31:24,684
becoming a full-fledged river.
417
00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:32,892
Fishing is prohibited in
this natural aquarium.
418
00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:35,761
In addition to its year
round trout population,
419
00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:38,497
millions of Kokanee
salmon come each fall
420
00:31:38,498 --> 00:31:40,658
to spawn in its crystal waters.
421
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:43,502
Look down there.
422
00:31:43,503 --> 00:31:44,437
Yeah, here.
423
00:31:44,438 --> 00:31:45,905
Look at all those fish.
424
00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,139
Oh boy.
425
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:48,574
Did you ever
see anything like that?
426
00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,442
No wonder they
don't allow fishing.
427
00:31:50,443 --> 00:31:52,344
Look at that one over there.
428
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,079
He must weigh eight pounds.
429
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,515
Hey, let's feed them some bread.
430
00:31:56,516 --> 00:31:58,284
Look at that folks.
431
00:31:58,285 --> 00:31:59,486
Hey, look at them grab it.
432
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,191
Holy mackerel, look at them go.
433
00:32:05,192 --> 00:32:06,692
They must be starving.
434
00:32:06,693 --> 00:32:08,961
I'd hate to
put my finger in there.
435
00:32:08,962 --> 00:32:11,463
Yeah, they're like piranahs.
436
00:32:11,464 --> 00:32:14,300
I bet every
fishing rod ever invented
437
00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:15,534
would work here.
438
00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:17,303
Those red ones
are Kokanee salmon.
439
00:32:17,304 --> 00:32:18,771
Look at them go.
440
00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,407
Hey Larry, get a picture.
441
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:23,910
Ain't that something, Moe?
442
00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:26,930
Boy, in a place like this,
even Larry could catch a fish.
443
00:32:27,547 --> 00:32:29,049
You wanna bet?
444
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,486
Remembering Larry's
skill with rod and reel,
445
00:32:33,487 --> 00:32:36,589
Joe backed out of his offer
and we traveled downstream
446
00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:38,710
for a little
diversionary boating.
447
00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:52,538
Help, help, I'm out of control.
448
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:53,539
I'm going under the bridge.
449
00:32:53,540 --> 00:32:54,807
Help!
450
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,543
Hold on Moe, I'm coming.
451
00:32:57,544 --> 00:32:59,044
Help, help!
452
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:00,279
Easy does it, easy does it.
453
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,214
I'll get you.
454
00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:02,414
Help, hurry!
455
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,984
Whew, for a minute
there I thought...
456
00:33:09,456 --> 00:33:11,590
Look out you numbskull.
457
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:15,195
I'm coming Moe, I'm coming.
458
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,934
Look out, you fat idiot.
459
00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:23,170
Sorry.
460
00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:37,983
By now, Larry was
determined to catch his first fish
461
00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:41,520
and he couldn't have
picked a better spot.
462
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,422
Henry's Lake is
unquestionably one of the best
463
00:33:43,423 --> 00:33:45,759
cutthroat and rainbow
lakes in America.
464
00:33:46,293 --> 00:33:49,563
Limits of fish up to 15
pounds are not uncommon.
465
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:52,503
Larry couldn't wait
to wet his line
466
00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:56,136
and 155 horses were speeding
us to Staley's Springs.
467
00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:58,904
The hottest spot on the
lake where good fishing
468
00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:01,407
and good accommodations
lure sportsmen
469
00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:03,008
from all over the country.
470
00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:04,878
Toss the anchor, Joe.
471
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:06,246
Yes sir, Captain Moe.
472
00:34:10,851 --> 00:34:12,184
Get your rods ready fellas,
473
00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:13,887
while I maneuver
us into position.
474
00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:17,857
This is it Larry.
475
00:34:17,858 --> 00:34:19,625
You're on the best
lake in Idaho.
476
00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:20,860
So pay attention to your rod
477
00:34:20,861 --> 00:34:23,363
and let's see if you can
finally break the ice.
478
00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:36,167
You, two weeks you've
been going without a bite.
479
00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:37,520
Why don't you get some action?
480
00:34:37,544 --> 00:34:39,879
Yeah well, this is very boring.
481
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,747
Yeah, why don't you
fish with your hat then?
482
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,650
Oh shut up, I think
I'll go take a nap.
483
00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:45,652
Alright, go take a nap, relax.
484
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:47,787
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
485
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,457
Thought I had it but
it got away if it was.
486
00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:53,425
And Moose, you haven't got
a bite, you got skeeters.
487
00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:54,426
Whoa.
488
00:34:56,363 --> 00:34:57,363
What is that?
489
00:34:58,198 --> 00:34:59,166
Easy, I got this.
490
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,000
Larry, get the net.
491
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
I got the net.
492
00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:02,835
Hey boy.
493
00:35:02,836 --> 00:35:03,836
Bring him over here.
494
00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:05,204
Wait a minute,
get that net there.
495
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,739
Keep him so he don't jump off.
496
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,240
Oh, I hope I don't lose him.
497
00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:09,575
Come on there buddy.
498
00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:10,943
Oh boy, look at him go.
499
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,011
Atta boy Moe.
500
00:35:12,012 --> 00:35:13,078
- I got him.
- Oh boy.
501
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:14,079
Easy now. Here, here.
502
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:17,284
Put him down here,
I'll get him out.
503
00:35:17,918 --> 00:35:18,951
Easy now.
504
00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,252
He is fighting.
505
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,589
That's a fighting
fish boy, big fella.
506
00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,857
Whoa, wait a minute.
507
00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:27,093
Hey, whoa, I got one, I got one.
508
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:29,596
I need some help.
509
00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:31,665
You got one? Okay.
510
00:35:32,432 --> 00:35:34,100
Larry, I need some help.
511
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:36,670
What was that?
512
00:35:36,671 --> 00:35:38,137
Well, watch him.
513
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:39,205
There you go, watch him, watch
him, watch him, watch him.
514
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,406
Get him, get him, get him!
515
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:41,308
I got him, I got him.
516
00:35:41,309 --> 00:35:43,042
I got ahold of him.
517
00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:44,743
He's fighter boy, I'll tell ya.
518
00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:47,413
It ain't yours, it ain't yours.
519
00:35:47,414 --> 00:35:48,715
It's mine.
520
00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:56,889
Hey Larry help!
521
00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:58,157
I've got another one.
522
00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,626
Okay, get him out of there.
523
00:36:00,494 --> 00:36:01,594
I got the hook up.
524
00:36:01,595 --> 00:36:02,895
Larry, bring the net.
525
00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:03,697
Come here.
526
00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:04,930
Oh, I got a fish!
527
00:36:04,931 --> 00:36:06,198
That's on mine isn't it.
528
00:36:06,199 --> 00:36:07,134
Take it easy now Larry.
529
00:36:07,134 --> 00:36:08,068
I'm taking it easy.
530
00:36:08,068 --> 00:36:08,902
Oh, now Larry.
531
00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:10,136
It's mine.
532
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:10,937
You know how many times I...
533
00:36:10,938 --> 00:36:12,104
Get him over here.
534
00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:12,906
How many times
I've told you before.
535
00:36:12,906 --> 00:36:13,874
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
536
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,040
I got a fish.
537
00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:15,842
Now wait a minute,
you have to...
538
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,109
I've got a fish.
539
00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,844
Please, please pay
attention, will you?
540
00:36:18,845 --> 00:36:19,845
I told you, I got a fish.
541
00:36:19,846 --> 00:36:21,914
Look, I caught the fish, Larry.
542
00:36:21,915 --> 00:36:23,215
But that's my rod!
543
00:36:23,216 --> 00:36:24,483
Alright, now take it easy.
544
00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:26,352
It's your rod, I caught it.
545
00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:28,587
I told you so many times,
if you don't hook them,
546
00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:29,588
you don't eat them.
547
00:36:29,589 --> 00:36:31,357
I caught the fish.
548
00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:33,159
I gotta give up,
I gotta give up.
549
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,463
Don't call me no more,
I'm gonna go to sleep.
550
00:36:43,303 --> 00:36:44,870
As we left Henry's Lake,
551
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,640
Larry's incomparable
record was still intact.
552
00:36:47,641 --> 00:36:49,009
A big, fat zero.
553
00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:52,077
Our next stop was Redfish Lake.
554
00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:53,746
One of Idaho's alpine jewels.
555
00:36:53,747 --> 00:36:56,415
Nestled in the
magnificent setting
556
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:58,184
of the Sawtooth Mountains.
557
00:36:58,185 --> 00:37:01,053
Just north of Sun
Valley in central Idaho,
558
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:03,489
Redfish Lake and Stanley Basin
559
00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:06,525
are one of the state's
top recreational areas.
560
00:37:06,526 --> 00:37:09,128
Cruising on these
high, mountain lakes
561
00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:10,830
is a boatman's dream.
562
00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:12,965
Miles of scenic,
uncrowded waters
563
00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:16,937
so crystal clear you can see
the bottom 30 or 40 feet below.
564
00:37:24,744 --> 00:37:27,146
This was relaxation
at its zenith.
565
00:37:27,147 --> 00:37:31,550
A far cry from the noise and
grit of the city we call home.
566
00:37:31,551 --> 00:37:33,853
We could see fish below
in the clear water
567
00:37:33,854 --> 00:37:36,155
but were content just
to sit and soak up
568
00:37:36,156 --> 00:37:37,876
the fantastic scenery.
569
00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:46,332
Some of the Sawtooth Mountains
tower over 12,000 feet
570
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,734
and the entire area,
571
00:37:48,735 --> 00:37:51,504
dotted with snow-capped
peaks and alpine lakes,
572
00:37:51,505 --> 00:37:54,173
is known to many as
the American Alps.
573
00:37:54,174 --> 00:37:57,276
Unquestionably, one of
the choicest camping
574
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,517
and boating areas
in the country.
575
00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:01,814
And we were heading
back to the marina
576
00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:03,950
for our first experience
at outdoor camping.
577
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,361
Oh what a beautiful day.
578
00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:16,329
Good morning Curly Joe.
579
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:16,830
Good morning Moe.
580
00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:17,430
Good morning Larry.
581
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,131
Good morning.
582
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:20,299
Hey, I didn't sleep
a wink last night.
583
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,534
What was the matter?
584
00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:23,402
I snored so loud
I kept myself awake.
585
00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:24,703
Aw, come on.
586
00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:26,384
Come on, we've got
work to do gentleman.
587
00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:30,910
Curly Joe, please
take care of the wood.
588
00:38:30,911 --> 00:38:32,244
Larry, please take
care of the fire.
589
00:38:32,245 --> 00:38:33,612
What are you gonna do?
590
00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:34,447
Nothing.
591
00:38:34,448 --> 00:38:35,548
Don't strain yourself.
592
00:38:35,549 --> 00:38:37,249
Oh, come on.
593
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,518
Here Larry, hold that.
594
00:38:40,086 --> 00:38:43,223
And so began a
typical, ordinary day in camp.
595
00:38:46,126 --> 00:38:47,693
Shaving in the
fresh, mountain air
596
00:38:47,694 --> 00:38:49,963
is something I had
never experienced.
597
00:38:50,730 --> 00:38:51,890
It was a great feeling.
598
00:38:54,901 --> 00:38:57,369
Poor Joe, he was used
to getting clubbed
599
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:58,604
with those kind of instruments.
600
00:38:58,605 --> 00:39:00,540
Not using them.
601
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:04,243
Sometimes a simple thing
like combing your hair
602
00:39:04,244 --> 00:39:05,811
can get to be a habit.
603
00:39:05,812 --> 00:39:06,812
A bad habit.
604
00:39:14,855 --> 00:39:16,388
Joe wasn't much of a woodsman
605
00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:18,924
but he did have
one phobia: litter.
606
00:39:18,925 --> 00:39:22,462
And old Fatso was constantly
cleaning up the campground.
607
00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:32,439
A job appreciated by all.
608
00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:38,612
Well, almost everybody.
609
00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,516
Hey those boys are
lazy, aren't they Moose?
610
00:39:44,017 --> 00:39:45,097
Little western music?
611
00:39:45,852 --> 00:39:46,753
No?
612
00:39:46,753 --> 00:39:47,753
Rock and roll?
613
00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:49,356
No?
614
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:50,597
How about a little classical.
615
00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:54,694
That's what I
like, a dog with taste.
616
00:39:56,463 --> 00:39:57,397
Come up here, Moose.
617
00:39:57,398 --> 00:39:59,866
Come on listen and relax.
618
00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:03,169
Before long, Joe had
become a litter fanatic.
619
00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:05,504
I know you wouldn't believe
this if you weren't seeing it,
620
00:40:05,505 --> 00:40:09,074
but he actually rigged up
a motorized, campground,
621
00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:11,010
high-speed, vacuuming
contraption,
622
00:40:11,011 --> 00:40:13,171
for lack of a better name.
623
00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:17,050
And away he went, doing his
duty for forest and country.
624
00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:20,920
Outdoors and indoors, he was
determined that the wilderness
625
00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,521
would be immaculate.
626
00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:27,761
His was truly an
immaculate contraption.
627
00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:36,169
What are you trying to do?
628
00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:37,870
Run somebody over?
629
00:40:37,871 --> 00:40:40,773
You're a fine one to
talk, do you know...
630
00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:43,242
Do you know your tent rope
was in my litter line?
631
00:40:43,243 --> 00:40:45,110
You're the guys
I've been watching.
632
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:46,879
You've been littering
up the campground.
633
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,714
That's why I've been
vacuuming the place
634
00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:50,449
and you're going to get
in trouble, buddy boy,
635
00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:51,584
I'll tell you that right now.
636
00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:53,319
Have you been littering?
637
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,587
Yeah, both of you.
638
00:40:54,588 --> 00:40:56,155
You're the worst
kind of litterers.
639
00:40:56,156 --> 00:40:57,890
The ranger's gonna
get you fella.
640
00:40:57,891 --> 00:40:59,859
You'll see.
641
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,628
Look what you did
to my contraption.
642
00:41:01,995 --> 00:41:04,463
I was doing so good,
vacuuming the whole place,
643
00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:08,033
and you with that
tent, your stakes.
644
00:41:08,034 --> 00:41:10,636
You're gonna hurt somebody.
645
00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,004
Think I did it on purpose?
646
00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:13,572
Your tent pole was right there.
647
00:41:13,573 --> 00:41:14,573
That's what.
648
00:41:46,273 --> 00:41:47,474
Watch it, watch it Moe.
649
00:41:49,242 --> 00:41:50,210
What's the matter, what is it?
650
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,343
That's my new trap.
651
00:41:51,344 --> 00:41:53,045
You've gotta be kidding.
652
00:41:53,046 --> 00:41:54,747
Wait a minute, I'll
show you how it works.
653
00:41:54,748 --> 00:41:58,585
See, the animal eats the
fruit which pulls this string,
654
00:41:59,052 --> 00:42:02,154
which shuts that door
and that string goes down
655
00:42:02,155 --> 00:42:03,689
and sets that trap.
656
00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:06,559
When that trap goes off,
it pulls this string
657
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,494
and drops the rock down.
658
00:42:08,495 --> 00:42:11,897
When the rock drops down,
the bucket of water goes up.
659
00:42:11,898 --> 00:42:14,867
When the water gets to
the top, it tilts down
660
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,235
and it fill this cup.
661
00:42:16,236 --> 00:42:17,770
It starts a see-saw.
662
00:42:17,771 --> 00:42:20,706
The candle goes up and
it burns that string,
663
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:23,776
which drops that hammer,
which release the shutter,
664
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:27,546
and when the shutter goes
down, the flashbulbs go up.
665
00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:29,248
Then you got the
picture of the year.
666
00:42:29,249 --> 00:42:30,449
What's that?
667
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:32,685
A picture of a deer,
a real, live deer.
668
00:42:32,686 --> 00:42:34,720
Now just relax
Larry, just relax.
669
00:42:34,721 --> 00:42:35,155
Yeah.
670
00:42:35,355 --> 00:42:36,223
Now we'll go get Moose.
671
00:42:36,224 --> 00:42:37,690
And we'll all go to lunch.
672
00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:38,091
Yeah.
673
00:42:38,658 --> 00:42:39,892
Before the man in
the white coat comes.
674
00:42:39,893 --> 00:42:41,126
Is he coming to lunch too?
675
00:42:41,127 --> 00:42:42,995
Not to lunch, he's
coming to grab you.
676
00:42:42,996 --> 00:42:43,996
Now let's go.
677
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,169
Well, well, look at that.
678
00:42:50,103 --> 00:42:52,171
The 21 club of the woods.
679
00:42:52,172 --> 00:42:52,939
Who's the caterer?
680
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,106
The master chef.
681
00:42:54,107 --> 00:42:55,708
Gentlemen, be seated.
682
00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:56,543
I'll sit down.
683
00:42:56,543 --> 00:42:57,543
Thank you.
684
00:42:58,478 --> 00:42:59,446
There we are.
685
00:42:59,447 --> 00:43:00,746
Now Moose, you can join us too.
686
00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:01,747
Right there boy.
687
00:43:06,853 --> 00:43:08,554
Uh oh, uh oh.
688
00:43:08,555 --> 00:43:09,256
Quick, before we drop.
689
00:43:09,489 --> 00:43:11,209
Hurry, let's get this
stuff in the camper.
690
00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:15,614
Larry, out of my way, look out.
691
00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:28,274
How's dinner coming Captain Moe?
692
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:30,276
Chef Moe, if you please.
693
00:43:30,277 --> 00:43:32,878
Okay, Chef Moe If You Please.
694
00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:33,880
Boy, am I hungry.
695
00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:42,322
Hey Larry, let's you
and I set the table.
696
00:43:42,989 --> 00:43:44,456
Yeah, it's safer there.
697
00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:45,892
Oh boy, I can hardly wait.
698
00:43:54,201 --> 00:43:56,369
Hey boy, hey there.
699
00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,272
Hidey ho, rainbow
trout coming up.
700
00:44:00,273 --> 00:44:01,842
Ready for it boys?
701
00:44:02,909 --> 00:44:03,844
Here you go, help yourself.
702
00:44:03,845 --> 00:44:04,845
Ooh, delicious boy.
703
00:44:04,846 --> 00:44:05,911
Trout for me.
704
00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:07,346
Put some on my plate please?
705
00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:08,380
Oh sure, Moe.
706
00:44:08,381 --> 00:44:10,217
There's two little ones for you.
707
00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:12,285
Tonight we'll eat trout.
708
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,088
That's for Moose.
709
00:44:18,358 --> 00:44:19,192
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
710
00:44:19,192 --> 00:44:19,993
No littering.
711
00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:20,927
I'll take that.
712
00:44:20,928 --> 00:44:22,328
You're right.
713
00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:23,462
Here you are Moose.
714
00:44:23,463 --> 00:44:25,231
Some nice fresh, boned trout.
715
00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:26,398
Atta baby.
716
00:44:26,399 --> 00:44:28,868
Hey Moe, where's my fish?
717
00:44:28,869 --> 00:44:31,071
If you don't hook
them, you don't eat them.
718
00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:35,008
Moose, have some.
719
00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:37,543
Have some Moose, atta boy.
720
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:38,777
Atta boy.
721
00:44:38,778 --> 00:44:40,279
Moose likes it, Moose likes it.
722
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,115
He knows a good
vintage when he tastes it.
723
00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:45,551
There's nothing I like
better than a tall glass
724
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,621
of cool, red vintage.
725
00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,660
I wish I was a dog.
726
00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:56,595
Okay fellas, come on.
727
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,330
- Beddy bye time.
- Come on Moose.
728
00:44:58,331 --> 00:44:59,266
Get up there.
729
00:44:59,267 --> 00:45:01,066
Come on, time to go to bed.
730
00:45:01,067 --> 00:45:02,235
Atta boy.
731
00:45:05,906 --> 00:45:08,307
Beddy bye time.
732
00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:09,788
I get to sleep in the upper.
733
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:11,410
I'm gonna have to put
some goose grease on ya
734
00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:12,846
and slide ya.
735
00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:16,683
Wait a minute, wait, wait.
736
00:45:17,517 --> 00:45:19,185
This doesn't fit my personality.
737
00:45:19,186 --> 00:45:20,886
It doesn't fit
your belly either.
738
00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,755
Yeah, it's not my fault.
739
00:45:22,756 --> 00:45:23,856
You were in my way.
740
00:45:23,857 --> 00:45:24,724
I was in your way.
741
00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:25,659
Yes sir.
742
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:26,660
Oh, I'm beg your pardon.
743
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:27,527
Well, that's better.
744
00:45:27,527 --> 00:45:28,328
How, how?
745
00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:29,762
Get to the tent.
746
00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:31,197
Oh, not back to the, I
slept in the tent last night!
747
00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:32,364
Well, you're gonna
sleep there again tonight.
748
00:45:32,365 --> 00:45:33,200
Belly and all.
749
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,034
Oh no.
750
00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,035
Out. Out. Out.
751
00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:37,002
Out, out, out.
752
00:45:37,003 --> 00:45:38,971
Larry, finish up
the dishes will ya?
753
00:45:38,972 --> 00:45:40,073
You slowpoke.
754
00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,477
Out, out, out.
755
00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:45,212
Shut that door.
756
00:45:46,179 --> 00:45:48,014
Shut the door.
757
00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:50,884
Okay, the tent.
758
00:46:24,718 --> 00:46:26,253
What was that?
759
00:46:27,387 --> 00:46:28,855
I did it. I did it.
760
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:30,056
Fellas, what was that flash?
761
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,257
I was sleeping all alone.
762
00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:32,391
No, no.
763
00:46:32,392 --> 00:46:33,859
I got a picture of a deer.
764
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:34,860
Who's deer? What deer?
765
00:46:34,861 --> 00:46:36,296
Come on fellas.
766
00:46:51,444 --> 00:46:53,012
By morning, we
were well on our way
767
00:46:53,013 --> 00:46:56,115
to Northern Idaho and
passing Arrow Rock Dam.
768
00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:59,819
This huge reclamation
project on the Boise River,
769
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,188
cascades an awesome
torrent of water
770
00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:05,691
that covers the entire
area in a perpetual mist
771
00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:08,527
and creates a mighty
turbulence below the dam
772
00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:10,162
that transforms the placid river
773
00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:12,803
into a facsimile
of a stormy ocean.
774
00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:19,205
We drove by the beautiful
state capital of Boise
775
00:47:19,206 --> 00:47:21,907
and headed due north
to Idaho's panhandle
776
00:47:21,908 --> 00:47:25,479
to the fabulous fishing of
Pend Oreille and Priest Lakes.
777
00:47:26,379 --> 00:47:27,746
Okay Larry, this is it.
778
00:47:27,747 --> 00:47:28,881
Lake Pend Oreille.
779
00:47:28,882 --> 00:47:30,649
Your big chance.
780
00:47:30,650 --> 00:47:32,418
Yeah, Joe's right.
781
00:47:32,419 --> 00:47:35,121
If you can't catch them here,
you'll never catch them.
782
00:47:40,861 --> 00:47:42,195
Good cast.
783
00:47:45,332 --> 00:47:47,134
Will you look
at that crazy retriever.
784
00:47:48,335 --> 00:47:49,815
He thinks your
playing ball Larry.
785
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,005
Hey, you caught
yourself a Moose.
786
00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:55,141
Let go, will you Moose.
787
00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:57,343
Here Moose, bring it back.
788
00:47:57,344 --> 00:47:58,544
That's it Moose.
789
00:47:58,545 --> 00:47:59,578
Come on here Moose.
790
00:47:59,579 --> 00:48:00,813
Come on baby.
791
00:48:00,814 --> 00:48:02,314
That's the last
ride for you Moose.
792
00:48:02,315 --> 00:48:03,816
Come right up.
793
00:48:03,817 --> 00:48:05,050
I'm never taking you
with me anymore, that's it.
794
00:48:05,051 --> 00:48:07,320
Come on, get up, come on.
795
00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:10,690
Hey, watch it Moose.
796
00:48:11,591 --> 00:48:14,461
Good, get them
all wet, that's it.
797
00:48:14,694 --> 00:48:15,562
They deserve it.
798
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:17,429
Two wet guys.
799
00:48:17,430 --> 00:48:18,731
He's got me crazy.
800
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:19,899
Why don't you just keep trying,
801
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,433
he's bound to get tired.
802
00:48:21,434 --> 00:48:22,434
Fisherman.
803
00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:30,409
Poor Larry,
he was really jinxed.
804
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:33,345
Moose was literally driving
him out of his mind.
805
00:48:33,346 --> 00:48:36,115
The bright float acted on
his retriever instincts
806
00:48:36,116 --> 00:48:39,318
and nothing could stop him
from doing his in-born duty.
807
00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:41,153
It was really funny in the end.
808
00:48:41,154 --> 00:48:42,422
It was sad.
809
00:48:45,258 --> 00:48:46,092
Aw, you stay Moose.
810
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,561
This is the last time.
811
00:48:50,730 --> 00:48:51,898
Come here, come here.
812
00:48:52,899 --> 00:48:54,099
No Moose, no.
813
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,468
How many times do
I have to tell you?
814
00:48:55,469 --> 00:48:56,769
Now this is the fourth time.
815
00:48:56,770 --> 00:48:57,771
Cut it out.
816
00:49:05,979 --> 00:49:07,947
Hey Moose, come
here, please play.
817
00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:08,948
Come on.
818
00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:09,816
What's happening.
819
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:10,617
Moose has got a fish.
820
00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,451
Atta boy Moose.
821
00:49:11,452 --> 00:49:13,018
Play him easy now.
822
00:49:13,019 --> 00:49:15,088
That's it boy, hold on to it.
823
00:49:15,922 --> 00:49:16,857
Don't hurt them.
824
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:18,390
What a fishing dog.
825
00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:19,992
Bring him in, you
can do it Moose.
826
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,460
Yeah, you can do it.
827
00:49:21,461 --> 00:49:23,029
Just play him easy.
828
00:49:25,999 --> 00:49:29,002
Please play Moose,
that's my fish.
829
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:31,704
Nevermind him Moose.
830
00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,840
Nevermind, take care
of your fish kid.
831
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,182
Nevermind him, you
do what you want.
832
00:49:47,554 --> 00:49:47,988
Come on.
833
00:49:48,421 --> 00:49:49,941
He's a better
fisherman than you are.
834
00:49:53,226 --> 00:49:54,060
That's my fish.
835
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:55,861
Mine. My fish.
836
00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:56,862
Mine.
837
00:49:59,232 --> 00:50:01,267
Moose had added insult to injury
838
00:50:01,268 --> 00:50:04,737
while Larry's frustration
reached past the boiling point.
839
00:50:04,738 --> 00:50:07,673
The experience left a
bad taste in his mouth
840
00:50:07,674 --> 00:50:09,208
and he urged us to
leave Pend Oreille
841
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,210
and move north to
the virgin wilderness
842
00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,478
of Upper Priest Lake.
843
00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:14,880
Feeling sorry for him,
844
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:16,582
we transported our boat
north to Priest Lake
845
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:19,618
and crossed this large,
scenic body of water
846
00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:22,188
on our way to the
narrow passageway,
847
00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:23,522
known as the thoroughfare,
848
00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:25,458
that connected Upper
and Lower Priest.
849
00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,893
We sped to the very
top of the lake
850
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:30,529
and began searching
for the narrow channel.
851
00:50:30,530 --> 00:50:33,199
The opening was well marked
and we slowed to a crawl
852
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,040
as we entered.
853
00:50:38,638 --> 00:50:41,841
The thoroughfare has a
serene beauty all its own
854
00:50:41,842 --> 00:50:43,909
that tempts you to take
your eyes off the water
855
00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:45,811
as you try to keep
a steady course
856
00:50:45,812 --> 00:50:47,646
over the narrow, deep channel.
857
00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:50,316
One mistake and you're
locked on a sandbar
858
00:50:50,317 --> 00:50:52,317
in this lonely,
remote wilderness.
859
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:55,789
The bottom is covered with
large, submerged trees
860
00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:58,391
that can wreak
havoc with a boat.
861
00:51:00,594 --> 00:51:02,495
Moose was appointed First Mate
862
00:51:02,496 --> 00:51:04,296
and became my
second set of eyes,
863
00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:07,701
barking every time he saw a
strange object underwater.
864
00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:11,537
This is really a
virgin wilderness.
865
00:51:11,538 --> 00:51:13,506
Rubbing elbows with
the Canadian border,
866
00:51:13,507 --> 00:51:16,642
the entire area is
untouched by civilization
867
00:51:16,643 --> 00:51:19,646
as much as it was
thousands of years ago.
868
00:51:21,548 --> 00:51:23,315
With each mile, the scenery
became more beautiful
869
00:51:23,316 --> 00:51:25,885
and the area more lonely.
870
00:51:25,886 --> 00:51:28,988
This was the last stretch
just before the channel widens
871
00:51:28,989 --> 00:51:30,189
and enters Upper Priest.
872
00:51:30,190 --> 00:51:32,292
A truly magnificent
wilderness lake.
873
00:51:33,693 --> 00:51:37,163
We were the only boat in the
entire area and this time,
874
00:51:37,164 --> 00:51:41,167
Larry was positive that he
had finally reached his spot.
875
00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:43,036
This was to be his day.
876
00:51:44,938 --> 00:51:47,106
It was also his last chance
877
00:51:47,107 --> 00:51:49,408
as we would be
heading home tomorrow.
878
00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:51,911
With this in mind, we
all fished diligently
879
00:51:51,912 --> 00:51:53,579
for three solid hours.
880
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,614
And then...
881
00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,784
Well Moe, it looks
like we got our limits.
882
00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:00,420
What a day with rod and reel.
883
00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:02,855
Have a little patience my lad.
884
00:52:02,856 --> 00:52:04,590
One of these days you'll
stay awake long enough
885
00:52:04,591 --> 00:52:05,835
to catch a fish.
886
00:52:05,859 --> 00:52:07,193
Yeah, and all you need is
a little skill, perseverance,
887
00:52:07,194 --> 00:52:12,231
finesse, know-how,
craftsmanship, and technique.
888
00:52:12,232 --> 00:52:13,400
Again.
889
00:52:15,602 --> 00:52:16,436
Oh. I quit.
890
00:52:16,436 --> 00:52:17,436
He's disgusted.
891
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,547
How about that.
892
00:52:28,548 --> 00:52:29,883
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
893
00:52:30,183 --> 00:52:34,454
One for Moe, one for
me, and one for Moose.
894
00:52:36,389 --> 00:52:37,590
His hat.
895
00:52:37,591 --> 00:52:39,959
Well, your hat's a
good, good fisherman.
896
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:40,994
Better than you are.
897
00:52:42,896 --> 00:52:43,896
Poor Larry.
898
00:52:43,997 --> 00:52:46,766
Five weeks on the greatest
fishing waters in America,
899
00:52:47,234 --> 00:52:51,337
and even his hat did three
times as good as he did.
900
00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,105
Well, maybe his
luck will improve
901
00:52:53,106 --> 00:52:55,609
after we board our
campground in the sky
902
00:52:56,143 --> 00:52:59,012
and head our rig for the
inland waters of Japan.
903
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,114
Sayonara.
903
00:53:02,305 --> 00:54:02,727
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