The Last Boy Scout

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,770 Green 88! Green 88! 3 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,689 Set! Hut! 4 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:22,327 Ladies and gentlemen, that ends the first half of play... 5 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:26,957 ...with the score Cleveland, 17, Los Angeles, 10. 6 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,793 Let's go. Move, move! 7 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,008 Billy Cole. 8 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,720 - Billy Cole. - Your first half stunk! 9 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,515 Open the holes up. Get in there like hogs, like pigs! 10 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:47,644 - Billy Cole, you got a call on Line 3. - Come on, go out there in this half... 11 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,939 ...and kick some butt! Let's get out of this town as a winner. 12 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,357 I hate Cleveland. 13 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,407 - Hello. <i>- Hello, William. This is Milo.</i> 14 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,701 <i>There's a lot of money riding on this game.</i> 15 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,457 <i>You better start scoring some touchdowns, William.</i> 16 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,626 <i>Just do whatever it takes. Understood?</i> 17 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,003 <i>Or else you're history.</i> 18 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,968 Welcome back to the second half. We're in Cleveland... 19 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:24,181 ...site of tonight's confrontation between the L.A. Stallions and the Cleveland Cats. 20 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,850 I'm Vern Lundquist, along with Dick Butkus. 21 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:30,479 And yes, friends, it really is that wet. 22 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:34,191 Well, Vern, even though the Stallions trail 17 to 10... 23 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,984 ...there walks a happy man: 24 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,695 Sheldon Marcone, owner of the L.A. Stallions. 25 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,698 His team sits atop the Western Division at 6 and 2. 26 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:45,035 Sheldon is standing by with Lynn Swann. Let's go down to them. 27 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,370 Forty-nine thousand, two hundred and fifty-six. 28 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,041 That's pretty poor attendance even for a night like this, wouldn't you say? 29 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,542 I wouldn't say, Lynn. 30 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:56,046 Perhaps then you can explain the drop-off in attendance and TV ratings. 31 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,215 Is this the death of professional football? 32 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,384 No, I think that we're witnessing the death of good journalism. 33 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,740 Mr. Marcone, are there any heroes left in this game? 34 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,702 What game are you watching? Let's talk about heroes. 35 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,957 Billy Cole is having the game of his life out there tonight. 36 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,968 Set! Set! 37 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,428 Hut! Hut! 38 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,734 First and 10 at the Cleveland 47-yard line. 39 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,742 - Way to go. - Good job. Good job. 40 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,329 First and 10, less than two minutes remaining. 41 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,291 This is probably L.A.'s final possession. 42 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,960 The Stallions need 7. A field goal will not do. 43 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:21,798 And Dick, you've got to be thinking, "Get the ball to Billy Cole." 44 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,770 Hut! Hut! 45 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,990 The pass is complete to Billy Cole. 46 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,201 Go, go, go! 47 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,193 Ain't life a bitch? 48 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,558 - Dude's trashed. - Shit, man. 49 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,394 We should do something to him. 50 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:10,740 Do it. 51 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:32,804 Goddamn. This dude is really trashed. 52 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,100 Go on. Take his watch. 53 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,440 He's got a gun! 54 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,738 Ugh. 55 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,223 <i>This is Hallenbeck Investigations.</i> 56 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,850 <i>Leave your message at the beep.</i> 57 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:24,481 <i>Yo. Mike Matthews. I got a job for you.</i> 58 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,649 Hold on. Hold on a minute. 59 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:27,817 - Mike. - <i>Joe.</i> 60 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,404 I thought you were still in Las Vegas. I was gonna leave a message on your machine. 61 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,449 <i>You sound terrific. What'd you do last night?</i> 62 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,285 Think I fucked a squirrel to death and I don't even remember. 63 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,996 Listen, Joe. You still taking charity? 64 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,792 - What do you got? - <i>Stripper. Excuse me, exotic dancer.</i> 65 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,836 <i>She's got some weirdo hassling her and I'm booked solid.</i> 66 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,964 She's hot, Joe. She rates a three on my finger scale. 67 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:54,511 <i>That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her. Ha-ha.</i> 68 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:58,139 Make her a one on your nose scale. Improve your looks. 69 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:01,893 Yeah, yeah. Eat me. So, listen, I'm booked. You got plans? 70 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,270 I'm thinking about smoking some cigarettes. 71 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,898 <i>Could you postpone?</i> 72 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,901 - These are pretty good cigarettes. - It's 500 bucks, Joe. 73 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,281 I gotta run some errands. Meet you at your office in an hour. 74 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,617 <i>Terrific. Comb your hair. I'll lend you a nice jacket--</i> 75 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,683 Nobody likes you. 76 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,810 Everybody hates you. 77 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,021 You're gonna lose. 78 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,110 Smile, you fuck. 79 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,177 Goddamn. 80 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,688 - Jimmy? - Yeah. 81 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,773 You're still here? 82 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,692 I guess I am. 83 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,698 Help me! 84 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,206 Yo, Ray. What's with the girl, man? 85 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,790 - Bitch won't blow me. - Help me. 86 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,793 It's too early in the morning for that shit. Let her go. 87 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:54,088 She ain't coming up till she starts blowing. 88 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,424 Ray, she's gonna drown, man. 89 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,427 - Hey, fuck you, you loser! - Let her go, Ray. 90 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:03,932 What are you doing here? This is a league party. You got kicked out, remember? Huh? 91 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,475 Remember? 92 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,897 You bastard! 93 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,149 - Come on, get out of here. - Pig! 94 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,735 You fuckhead! 95 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,030 - Aah. - Best arm in the National League. 96 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,617 Remember that, you fat son of a bitch. 97 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,832 Hey, Joe. 98 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,841 Thought you were in Las Vegas. 99 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,760 I was. 100 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,348 - Where'd you sleep? - The office. 101 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,187 Hey, Furry Tom. 102 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,565 How much did you lose? 103 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,902 - I wasn't there to gamble. - How much? 104 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,321 I was doing a skip trace. 105 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,369 Fifty bucks. 106 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,083 What is this? 107 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,503 Darian's class drew holiday pictures. That was hers. 108 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,881 Obviously, her teacher wants to see us. 109 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,385 - Where is she? - She's up at a friend's. 110 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,015 Boys still giving her a hard time about the braces? 111 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,349 Are you kidding? 112 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,394 "Metal mouth," that's the latest. Little bastards. 113 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,732 She'll be screwing them by the time she's 14. 114 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,817 - Watch your goddamn mouth. - Christ, Sarah. 115 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,403 You let her wear enough makeup. She looks like... 116 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,530 ...a goddamn raccoon. 117 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,908 I come in the house, I think it's a burglar. I almost shot her twice. 118 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,246 You're not funny. And all the girls wear makeup. 119 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:54,375 I'm sure all the girls at that school don't put it on with a paint sprayer. 120 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,753 For your information... 121 00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,590 - ...a lot of people think I'm very funny. - Yeah? Well, go live with them. 122 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,633 Don't tempt me. 123 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,949 Who's the guy in the closet? 124 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,118 Excuse me? 125 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,789 That's right. Sometimes you forget I'm a detective. 126 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,293 All this steam in the shower, like somebody was just in there. 127 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:41,589 Only your hair is dry. So it must be somebody else we're talking about. 128 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,966 A male somebody because the toilet seat's up. 129 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,178 Not under the bed, must've stuck him in the closet... 130 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,473 ...when you heard my key hit the lock a day early. 131 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,602 So who's the guy in the closet? 132 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,189 Jesus Christ, nothing changes. 133 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,983 You're still a lunatic. 134 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,236 Gonna tell me who it is? 135 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,198 You want me to open the closet? 136 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,743 I'll do it, okay? And then we'll both know that you're a fucking psycho! 137 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,704 - Is that what you want, huh? - No. 138 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,373 Thank you. 139 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,458 That door stays shut. 140 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:23,005 What I'm gonna do is count to three. 141 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:26,342 - Then I'm gonna put a bullet in that door. - Oh, Jesus. 142 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,012 You can stop me any time by telling the truth. 143 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,641 - One. - Call your shrink, Joe. 144 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:38,312 - Call and tell him you're fucking losing it! - The truth is a beautiful thing. 145 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,566 - Two. - How dare you come into this house and-- 146 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,234 - Three. - No! 147 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,702 - Look, Joe-- - Keeping her warm for me, Mike? 148 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,037 Easy. Don't do nothing dumb. 149 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,206 How was she? 150 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,168 On your finger scale, how was my wife? 151 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:07,216 - It just happened, Joe. It-- - Sure, sure, I know. 152 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,469 It just happened. 153 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,346 It could happen to anybody. 154 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,641 It was an accident, right? You tripped... 155 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,687 ...slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. 156 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,025 "Oops. I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week." 157 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:32,408 - Joe, put the gun down, please. - Oh, yeah, the gun. 158 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,038 You know, Sarah, I think you're right. 159 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,751 I think I am losing it. 160 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,593 Get out of here. 161 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,514 Head or gut, Mike? 162 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,724 Joe, how long we been friends? 163 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,769 I'd say roughly till you started banging my wife. 164 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,270 Head or gut? 165 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,566 Gut. 166 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,948 - You got that address for me? - Huh? 167 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,616 The surveillance job. 168 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,744 You still want the job? 169 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,331 Five hundred bucks is 500 bucks, Mike. 170 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,628 Yeah. I guess you're right. 171 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,007 Cory, huh? Throw a shot into her too? 172 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:49,652 Get the fuck out of here. Go shit in your own yard. 173 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,093 Joe! 174 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,100 Over here. 175 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,526 Somebody wired the car. 176 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,258 Who the fuck did this, Joe? 177 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,552 Mr. Rogers. 178 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,263 How the hell should I know? 179 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,140 You told the cops-- 180 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,977 I told them Mike came by to farm out a surveillance job this morning. 181 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,729 That's all? 182 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,023 You didn't mention... 183 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,109 No. I didn't mention it. 184 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,239 You knew, didn't you? 185 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,409 - I suspected. - Goddamn it. 186 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,911 Why didn't you say something? 187 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,458 What do you want me to say, Sarah? "Fuck you, Sarah"? 188 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,544 Yes. Yeah. Or anything to get a rise out of you. 189 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,380 How about, "You're a lying bitch"? 190 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,424 How about, "if there weren't cops here, I'd spit in your face"? 191 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,886 - You want me to spit on you? - It would show you had some pride left. 192 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,596 Fresh out, honey. 193 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:44,684 You know what? Fuck you, Joe. You were never around. I was lonely! 194 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,769 Buy a dog. 195 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:51,399 I'm not the one who hates you, Joe. You're the one who hates you. 196 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,527 And I get to live with myself 24 hours a day. 197 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,447 <i>Gett off</i> 198 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,991 <i>23 positions in a one night stand</i> 199 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,993 <i>Gett off</i> 200 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,121 Alex, the astronaut. 201 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,623 Alex, the astronaut. 202 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:12,211 Hey, last time I saw you drink straight vodka was because you just cheated on Cory. 203 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:17,717 - Yeah, well, why don't you pour me another? - Oh, man. You didn't. 204 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,636 You gotta be crazy, partner, cheating on her. 205 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,638 I gotta be something, Harp. 206 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:27,643 Because nowadays all I do is lose friends, drink and nail anything with a heartbeat. 207 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,646 Yeah, well, just stay on that side of the bar, huh? 208 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,982 Oh, Harp. 209 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,233 <i>Gett off</i> 210 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,484 <i>Let a woman be a woman</i> 211 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,445 <i>And a man be a man</i> 212 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,988 <i>Gett off</i> 213 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,165 - Should I pay you now? - No, you should not. Put the money away. 214 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,541 Put it away. Sit down. 215 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,677 So you don't think the cops can help you? 216 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,847 Sure. After I'm dead, they'll perform the autopsy. 217 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,934 - I guess you don't wanna wait that long. - Guess not. 218 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,398 This the only kind of music they play in this joint? 219 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:17,359 - Mm-hm. - I hate this funk shit. 220 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,529 - I may have to charge you extra. - What'd you expect? 221 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,533 The Four Freshmen. Pat Boone. 222 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,745 - What are you, my father? - Yeah, I'm your father. 223 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,748 - Go put some clothes on. - You're hilarious. 224 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,335 Stick your head in that speaker. 225 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:38,380 You'll be screaming, "Play that funky music, white boy." 226 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,091 The screaming part, I believe. 227 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,596 Hello, handsome. 228 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,393 So who's that stiff over there? 229 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,689 - That's nobody. - Mm-hm. 230 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,069 It's my turn to dance. Shit. 231 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:11,413 All right, all right. Let's bring out a woman who's always in the mood. 232 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:16,585 Put your hands together for the lovely and talented Miss Cory! 233 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,935 <i>Riding on the range</i> 234 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:36,272 <i>I've got my hat On</i> 235 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:41,402 <i>I've got my boots Dusty</i> 236 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:43,946 <i>I've got my saddle</i> 237 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,156 Hi. You're nobody. 238 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,619 - Shh. Don't tell anyone. - That's what Cory says, you're nobody. 239 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:54,957 Take it easy, junior. Nobody's raining on your parade. I'm just keeping an eye on her. 240 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,960 What are you, some kind of bodyguard or something? 241 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,545 Yeah, something like that. 242 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,798 - You got a match on you? - No. 243 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,135 - Is Cory in some kind of trouble? - I don't know. You tell me. 244 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,095 She didn't mention anything to me. 245 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,223 What, does that piss you off? 246 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,977 - Maybe. - Don't sweat it. 247 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,312 Women have secrets. 248 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,902 Water's wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. 249 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,111 Who gives a fuck? 250 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,157 You want a beer? 251 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:33,579 So she just hired you, huh? What, you're in the book or something? 252 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,332 She hired my buddy Mike. I'm just filling in. 253 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,001 - And where's this Mike? - He died. 254 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,878 I'm sorry to hear that. 255 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,590 - He was an asshole. - Hey, look, man... 256 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:48,427 ...I don't know who the fuck you are or what's going on, but Cory's my girl. 257 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,805 If she's in some kind of trouble, I wanna know about it. 258 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,643 - Confidential, big boy. - Well, why don't you just tell me anyway? 259 00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,354 Nope. 260 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,609 Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss. 261 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,573 Why don't you just go ahead and hit me? 262 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,866 Excuse me? 263 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,036 Come on, chickenshit. Bust me in the chops. 264 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:17,331 You don't think an old guy like me could hurt you, do you, Jimmy? 265 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,458 Oh, so you know who I am? 266 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,796 James Alexander Dix, quarterback for the L.A. Stallions, '89, '90. 267 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,216 Banned from the league on gambling charges. 268 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,802 Allegations of drug abuse. 269 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,721 Another tragic tale of wasted youth. 270 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,724 - Now you're starting to piss me off. - It's about fucking time. 271 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,060 Joe Hallenbeck. 272 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,898 - I'm a private detective. - You're a fucking lowlife to me. 273 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,859 At least I didn't shit my talent away on coke. 274 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,583 I spilled my warm cup of piss. 275 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:05,212 - Cory, get your shit, let's go. Come on. - What's the matter with you? 276 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,048 - Jimmy, man! - Shut up! Keep your monkey ass in the cage. 277 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:11,093 It's cool. It's cool. 278 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,679 Uh... Let's hear it for Miss Cory. 279 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,098 Yeah. Let's hear it. 280 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:46,098 <b>Subtitle | www.movieddl.me</b> 281 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,947 Baynard. 282 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,623 I didn't vote for you, you son of a bitch. 283 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,462 So I'm a lowlife. 284 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,808 That's him. He was with her. 285 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,897 - Get him out of here and kill him. - There's no contract on him. 286 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,900 Then you'll do it for free, but just do it elsewhere. 287 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,951 Alex, the pediatrician. 288 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:02,329 Alex, the pediatrician. 289 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,505 If I were a cat, I'd purr. 290 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,134 Behave. 291 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,886 I want you to come back to my place with me. 292 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,888 I wanna give you your birthday present. 293 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,058 - Does it look like that? - Do you want it? 294 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:25,102 Yeah. What is it? Give me a hint. 295 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,312 A hint? Okay. 296 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,568 How would you like to get your old job back? 297 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:36,530 Go on. Get in there. 298 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,450 Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal. 299 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,787 That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife. 300 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,957 Oh, you did, huh? Well, how'd you know it was my wife? 301 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:50,711 She said her husband was a big pimp-looking motherfucker with a hat. 302 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:54,089 Oh, you real cool, for a guy about to take a bullet. 303 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,216 After fucking your wife, I'll take two. 304 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,721 So talk to me. 305 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,140 What's this about you getting me my old job back? 306 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,976 - Where the hell is he? - The detective? 307 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,437 Cory, what kind of trouble are you in? 308 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:12,274 Trouble? I'm not in any trouble. Just some creep threatening me. 309 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,651 Let's go back inside and wait for Hallenbeck. 310 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,946 Hey, what am I, chopped liver? Hallenbeck's a bum. 311 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,616 What's he gonna do, light a match and breathe on them? 312 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,118 If this creep shows up, I'll bitch-slap him. 313 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:27,331 Now, come on, I'll follow you home. Get in your car. 314 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,876 - You'll bitch-slap him? Ha-ha-ha. - Yeah. Bitch-slap him. 315 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,629 - Okay. - Ow! 316 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,589 Watch it. 317 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,310 So now where you want it? In the chest or in the head? 318 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:52,689 - Yeah, that's what your wife said. - Hey, would you stop with the wife shit? 319 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:55,484 - Ask me how fat she is. - Fuck you, man. 320 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,739 How fat is she? 321 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:04,826 She's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. 322 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:07,746 You wanna fuck her, you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. 323 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,040 - Ha-ha-ha. - I'm not saying she's fat... 324 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:12,584 ...but her high-school picture was an aerial photograph. 325 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,263 - Oh, you bastard. - And then some. 326 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,159 Fuck. 327 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,386 Cory, don't get out of your car. 328 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,264 Can't you fucking drive? 329 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:10,892 Cory! 330 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,445 Cory! Shit. 331 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,468 Let's get the fuck out of here. 332 00:31:06,448 --> 00:31:08,075 Shit. 333 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,956 Hey, back up. 334 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:16,833 Back up. 335 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,922 Leather pants? 336 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,300 Yeah. 337 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,846 What's something like that run? 338 00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:13,723 Six-fifty. 339 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,768 - Six hundred and fifty dollars? - Yeah. 340 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,604 - They're pants? - Yeah. 341 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,023 - You wear them? - Yes. 342 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:25,485 They don't have, like, a TV in them or something? 343 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,279 Nope. 344 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,365 I am very old. 345 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,083 Something stinks in here. 346 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,044 My God, it's his statement. 347 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,464 It's bullshit. Hallenbeck is hiding something. 348 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,383 - How do you know? - I know how the fuck his mind works. 349 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:51,678 Every lie has 80 percent truth to it. I mean, it's scary. 350 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,348 - We looking at the same guy? - Yeah, what is it you're looking at? 351 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,393 I see a guy, looks like he just slept in his clothes. 352 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,937 Ah. That's what everybody sees. 353 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,024 - There's more? - Oh, yeah. A lot more. 354 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:08,695 A long time ago, the same son of a bitch saved the president's life. 355 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:15,452 That stuff Cory fed you about some weirdo hassling her was bullshit, huh? 356 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,162 Yeah. 357 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:22,375 I don't know what she was into, but that was a professional hit out there tonight. 358 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:27,422 Gangland style. The way I figure, Mike was working for her, same as me. 359 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,800 He gets scared. Very scared. 360 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:34,429 - Bails out, dumps it in my lap. - I guess he bailed out too late, huh? 361 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,766 They're still scraping him off my stucco. 362 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,479 If Mike knew this was dangerous... 363 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:45,315 ...why did he just hand it to you, not say anything? 364 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:46,858 He was fucking my wife. 365 00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:51,321 I die, he gets the wife. 366 00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,163 Free to go. Pick up your gun at the property desk. 367 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,290 - About time. - You took all day. 368 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:06,044 And, Joe, I got a call from the Bel Air P.D. 369 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:10,966 It seems like Senator Baynard has been getting obscene phone calls. 370 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,969 I better not find out it's you. 371 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,555 - Anything else, lieutenant? - Yeah. 372 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,474 There's a new invention. It's called a razor. 373 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:24,187 Too risky. I might start thinking about you and slash my wrists. 374 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,815 He got a beef with Baynard? 375 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,234 Yeah, the senator got him fired from his old job. 376 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:30,860 What was he, a cop or something? 377 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:38,451 Secret Service, huh? 378 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:42,330 And Baynard had you fired? How come? 379 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:44,583 None of your business. 380 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,097 What the fuck are you doing here? 381 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,480 I knocked out four of his teeth. 382 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:16,406 Say, man, you ever played ball? You got a good build. 383 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:17,866 What, are you a fag? 384 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,909 No, I'm just trying to break the ice. 385 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,954 I like ice. Leave it the fuck alone. 386 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,166 - You're a lot of fun to be with. - Fuck you. 387 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,210 So what's the next move, ace? Where do we go from here? 388 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:33,340 I'm going home. It would seem my job is done. 389 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,967 Fuck you, your job is done. We saw Cory get murdered. 390 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,095 Listen, Flash, you wanna get your ass shot off, be my guest. 391 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,723 When you're dead, I'll take your $600 pants. 392 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,726 Six-fifty. 393 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:51,149 You look real familiar. Do I know you? 394 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,401 You might. People recognize me. 395 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:57,530 Got it. Cue Ball Morton. You used to sell hash in Boyle Heights. 396 00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,450 No, I played football. Jimmy Dix, L.A. Stallions. 397 00:36:00,617 --> 00:36:02,619 - What position? - Forget it. 398 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:06,247 Football. Free agents ruined the goddamn game! 399 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:10,085 You know, we may run into a few more fans. You wanna borrow my sunglasses? 400 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,545 - Fuck you. - Snappy comeback. 401 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,423 So where did Cory live? 402 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,176 Harper Apartments on Melrose. Why? 403 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,595 Thinking about going by there, take a look around. 404 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,015 - Oh, good. I'll come with you. - The fuck you are. 405 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,975 Have a nice night, junior. 406 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:29,854 - Hey, I know where she keeps the extra key. - I'm not gonna need a key. 407 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,691 Guess you're not worried about the security system either. 408 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,735 It's pretty high-tech. I put it in myself. 409 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:38,780 But you probably know how to circumvent, huh? 410 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,909 - Circumvent? - It's called a vocabulary. You read much? 411 00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:46,121 My subscription to <i>Jugs Magazine</i> just ran out. 412 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,877 Get in the car. 413 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,759 How did she afford a place like this? These joints must run a fortune. 414 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,680 - Tell me about it. I pay the rent. - Oh, isn't that charming? 415 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,474 She sounds like a real special girl. 416 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,227 What else you give her money for? Clothes, car payments? 417 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,395 Yo, it wasn't like that. 418 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,815 Cory could've had plenty of rich guys. Me, she loved. 419 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,151 Oh, love. Well, forget about it, then. 420 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:20,071 - You don't believe in love? - Yeah, I believe in love. I believe in cancer. 421 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,324 - What, they're both diseases? - Yeah, something like that. 422 00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:26,953 I wanna meet the bitch that fucked you up. 423 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:34,002 Your show, ace. 424 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,011 - Security system? - Yeah, I circumvented it. 425 00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:47,015 Don't touch anything. We don't wanna leave a mess for the cops. 426 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,769 Oh, my God. 427 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,898 - You vacuum, I'll dust. - Stay put. 428 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,109 Go, Tarzan. 429 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:40,401 Jimmy. Who's this guy with Cory? 430 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:44,697 Shelly Marcone. He owns the L.A. Stallions. 431 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:49,077 He used to date her for a while. He treated her like shit and she left. 432 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,412 - Where you going? - To the bathroom. 433 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,249 You wanna come? Doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy. 434 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,376 No, I'll pass. 435 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,584 Ten to one, this is what they were looking for. 436 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,591 - That's Marcone. - Yeah, I know who it is. 437 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:48,136 - I don't know who this is. - That's Calvin Baynard, the senator. 438 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,221 And these two assholes with them? 439 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,308 His bodyguards. He don't go anywhere without protection. 440 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:57,687 - Xeroxed copy of a phone bill. - What's this number they keep calling? 441 00:39:57,854 --> 00:40:01,816 - Calvin Baynard's home phone number. - You know the senator's home number? 442 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:05,153 Yeah, so I called him a couple times. Shut the fuck up. 443 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:12,785 - So, what's all this mean, Joe? - I don't know, junior. If we're lucky... 444 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:17,665 ...enough blackmail evidence to put the two most powerful men in California away. 445 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,668 Why would Cory wanna blackmail Marcone or Baynard? 446 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:24,172 - You said she was fucking Marcone. - I didn't say fucking, I said dating. 447 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:27,717 Whatever she was doing, she heard or saw something. The point is-- 448 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,011 - She tried to blackmail them. - She hires Mike-- 449 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,597 - To get evidence against them, right? - That's right. 450 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:33,932 Now we have the evidence. 451 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:37,393 What we got, junior, is Marcone and Baynard by the nuts. 452 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:41,022 And that is why I love America. 453 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,110 <i>- Hello?</i> <i>- Hey, Calvin. Shelly Marcone.</i> 454 00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,363 - That's Marcone. <i>- How you doing this evening?</i> 455 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:52,575 <i>- I'd prefer you didn't use my name.</i> <i>- Man's a trifle skittish.</i> 456 00:40:52,742 --> 00:40:57,121 <i>Calvin, if I didn't know you better, I'd think you were contemplating something shady.</i> 457 00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,416 <i>- No law against contemplation.</i> - Get to the good stuff. 458 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,127 <i>- Not unless you--</i> - I'll fast-forward. 459 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,547 No, don't! It eats the tape! Fast-forward eats the fucking tape! 460 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:10,385 I'm supposed to know that? Our only evidence and your shitty car ate the tape? 461 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,428 - Fucking car sucks. - Shut the fuck up! 462 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,723 - Shut your car up. - If this is ruined, I'm gonna crush your nuts. 463 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:19,644 Look at this. This is ruined, I swear to God. 464 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,358 Fast-forward eats the tape. 465 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:34,450 So this is my birthday present. 466 00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:37,704 What? 467 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,373 Cory was blackmailing Marcone... 468 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,419 ...but she wasn't trying to get cash. She was trying to get my old job back. 469 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,754 She's dead because of me. 470 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:51,259 - Where you going? - Home. I don't feel too hot. 471 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,344 Come on, I'll take you home. 472 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,139 - Come on, I'll give you a ride. - No. 473 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,516 I'm gonna take Cory's car. I got the key. 474 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,811 I thought that was Cory's car at the bar. 475 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,104 Jimmy? 476 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,992 Cory had two cars. 477 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,668 Get out of the car! Get out of the car! 478 00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:28,546 What's your trip, man? Yo! What's wrong with you? 479 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,807 - What is it? - C-4. 480 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,268 Plastic explosive. 481 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:46,481 They wired the ignition to Mike's car with this. Figures they'd do the same with hers. 482 00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,691 Good thing for you they wired the wrong car. 483 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:51,778 Leave this for the cops. Let them analyze it. 484 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,946 You're just gonna put that in the trunk? 485 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:57,158 No, we should just leave it for the neighborhood kids to play with. 486 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,118 Good evening, gentlemen. 487 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,588 Let's have the gun, Hallenbeck. 488 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:18,054 - A bit late for a stroll, you think? - You girls ought to get home. 489 00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:20,681 - Yeah, street lights are on. - Shut up, fuck face. 490 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:23,184 I'm fuck face, he's asshole. 491 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,602 Jake? 492 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:29,524 Apprise Rodney Dangerfield here of his situation. 493 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,694 Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes? 494 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:37,156 - You want the envelope, right? - The envelope. Very smart. 495 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,660 See, Jake. Here's a man who knows when a situation is untenable. 496 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,496 - Good word. - You like that word? 497 00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,375 And you do have that envelope, don't you? 498 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:51,462 We better give up, Jimmy. We're dealing with a couple geniuses here. 499 00:43:53,548 --> 00:43:55,675 All right, man, just leave him the fuck alone. 500 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,845 "Leave him alone"? Sure, whatever you say. 501 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:02,014 Jake attacks his job with a certain exuberance. 502 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,101 Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble. 503 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,063 - He's still in a good mood. Kick him again. - No, no, no. All right. 504 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,358 You want the envelope the hooker had? 505 00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,902 - She wasn't a hooker, Joe. - Shut the fuck up. 506 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:17,238 Where is it? 507 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,576 - It's in the trunk. - Give me the keys. 508 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,955 - Come on. Come on. - Slow and easy. 509 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,623 - Give them to Jake. - Come on. 510 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,543 Oops. 511 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,881 You dumb bastard, you're gonna pay for that. 512 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:37,466 Jake, open the trunk. 513 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:51,606 Son of a bitch! Go, go, go! 514 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,781 - Are you alive? - I don't know yet. 515 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,202 - Was that C-4? - Uh-huh. 516 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:08,664 - Either that or a hell of a factory recall. - Dead guys don't make bad jokes, do they? 517 00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:11,000 - No. - Shit, we're alive. 518 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,338 Yeah. Hooray. 519 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,677 Go on, get out of here. Go, go, come on. 520 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,639 - You sure? - I'll take the heat on this. 521 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:26,682 - You positive? Okay. - Yeah. 522 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,562 - Aah. Fuck. - This is a police matter... 523 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,147 ...you dumb son of a bitch. 524 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:38,152 And I'm sick and tired of sweeping up your dead bodies! 525 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:40,238 The next time I see your ugly mug... 526 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:43,199 ...I'm gonna put a bullet in it. You got it? 527 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:02,927 I just wanted to shake your hand. 528 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:04,720 What? 529 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:09,058 Ben told me about what you did for the president. I respect that. 530 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:12,979 Thanks. 531 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:26,701 Hey, ugly. 532 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,787 Looks like our evidence got blown up. 533 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,623 I think we might have to get some more. 534 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,545 You just won't let go, huh? 535 00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,380 You're like a dog with a Frisbee. 536 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,093 My girl's dead. The guys that did it are up at Spago's eating chicken marsala. 537 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,721 And reindeer goat-cheese pizza. 538 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,806 It ain't right. 539 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,477 No, it ain't right. 540 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:04,238 This ain't no game, Flash. 541 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,407 Real guns. 542 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,701 Real bullets. 543 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:10,786 It's dangerous. 544 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,247 Danger's my middle name. 545 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,542 Mine's Cornelius. 546 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,753 You tell anybody, I'll kill you. 547 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,964 - You ever watch <i>Soul Train?</i> - Shut the fuck up. 548 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,133 We start tomorrow. 549 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:28,179 In the meantime, I'd like to go home and see my family. 550 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,024 Your family, huh? 551 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,942 You got kids? 552 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,111 - A little girl. - Does she like you? 553 00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,114 No, not too much. 554 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:50,034 She likes Prince. Go figure. 555 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,619 I like Prince. 556 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:05,132 Wow. An actual house. 557 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:09,261 I was thinking a cave with skulls and shit. 558 00:48:12,598 --> 00:48:15,935 I feel like I've been rode hard and put away wet. 559 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,645 What the hell does that mean? 560 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,897 It's horse talk, man. 561 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,024 They got the brothers riding horses now? 562 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:24,735 Yeah, cars are getting too hard to steal. 563 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,695 You ever wear, like, a little cowboy hat? 564 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,907 Ha-ha-ha. I'm really good, man. 565 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,951 Maybe I could take your daughter out. 566 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:33,911 She's 13, and if you look at her funny... 567 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,205 ...I'll stick an umbrella up your ass and open it. 568 00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:46,173 - Why aren't you in bed? - Darian's watching TV. 569 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,804 - Yeah, I can see that. - She's also pissed at you big time. 570 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:59,103 - What happened to your face? - My God. It speaks. 571 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,857 Nothing happened to my face. It always looks like this. 572 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,400 What's wrong with his face? 573 00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:08,737 His nose is too pointy. His eyes are beady. His ears are too big. 574 00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:11,031 - He needs a shave. - Oh, oh, oh. 575 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:14,118 I am peeing my pants, you're so funny out here. 576 00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:16,579 That's my daughter, Darian. 577 00:49:17,705 --> 00:49:21,083 - My name is Jimmy. - That number on the back of your head... 578 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:24,628 ...is that, like, a license plate in case somebody tries to steal it? 579 00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:28,466 No, it's a football thing. It's my high-school number. 580 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,384 So when do you graduate? 581 00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:34,847 You wanna be left alone, don't you? 582 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,391 I'll be in the kitchen. 583 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,393 Over here. 584 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,651 Hey, Joe, she's got your winning personality. 585 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,862 You get used to it. 586 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,281 Darian, I got some ice cream. You want some? 587 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,867 Leave me alone! I hate you! 588 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,955 She's pissed because I wouldn't let her go out on a date with Tommy. 589 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,666 I only missed the best party of the year. 590 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,627 Why didn't you let her go? 591 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,255 Because she's 13 years old, jerk-off. 592 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:13,219 - You want some of this ice cream or not? - I'm not talking to you. 593 00:50:13,761 --> 00:50:15,095 Oh, that's a shame. 594 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:19,099 I'll miss all those pleasant things you always say to me. "Hey, Dad, I hate you." 595 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:23,896 - It's chocolate chip, your favorite. - I don't care. 596 00:50:24,063 --> 00:50:25,272 You're an asshole. 597 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:35,824 You know how I hate to waste food. 598 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:39,662 You wanna abuse me some more? Shock me. 599 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,623 - I hardly ever hear the word "asshole." - Oh, bullshit! 600 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:45,292 - Enough. That's enough. - Bet you get it all the time! 601 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:48,337 - What'll you do, ground me some more? - You want it, you got it. 602 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,130 Yes, sir, asshole. 603 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:52,967 - You're grounded for a week. Hey. - Just leave me alone! 604 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,885 He thinks he's fucking Ward Cleaver. 605 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:58,472 You wanna talk like a trash-mouth? Wanna sound like your mother? Go ahead. 606 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:02,518 It's bad enough I gotta hear this shit all day, I gotta get it from you too? 607 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,853 Joe, why don't you go easy on the girl, man? 608 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,855 Don't tell me how to talk to my kid. 609 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:10,442 Come on, let me hear it. Let me hear all the really juicy, dirty words. 610 00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:12,069 God, you're such a fuck up. 611 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:15,406 Damn it, Darian. 612 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:19,034 You are my daughter, you're in my house. You will respect me. You got that? 613 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,328 - Don't ever call me a fuck up. - Why shouldn't I? 614 00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:23,289 Mom calls you one all the time. 615 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,876 Your mother called me a fuck up? When? 616 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:31,255 - On the phone with Uncle Jay. - Uncle Jay? 617 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:37,094 Oh, Christ. I'm a fuck up, but Uncle Jay, now, there's a real stand-up guy. 618 00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:40,014 Cheats on his taxes. Surprised he's not doing time. 619 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,851 Go ask your mother why Mr. Wonderful is not in jail for tax evasion. 620 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:47,605 - Because he doesn't fuck up. - Darian. 621 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,523 Go to bed. 622 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:05,164 For 50 bucks, you could pay a guy to pull her fingernails out one by one. 623 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,250 Anything that much fun, I think I'd rather do it myself. 624 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,797 Hey, I don't know about you, but I could use a drink. 625 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,591 Yes. 626 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,220 Oh, shit. That's you? 627 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,097 You were fucking Ward Cleaver. 628 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,559 Yeah, I was a regular Boy Scout. 629 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,605 You and the president. 630 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:32,191 Damn, hanging with the man. 631 00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:36,195 That look like one of those cardboard cutout things you see in Venice Beach. 632 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,906 I once had my picture taken with Don Johnson like that. 633 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:42,159 - You still got the picture? - Nah, I threw it away. 634 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,622 So are you gonna get a divorce, man? 635 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,917 Shit, I don't know. 636 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,586 You don't like women much, do you, Joe? 637 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,756 At least I liked the guy she was fucking. 638 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,176 - He was my best friend. - Nah. 639 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,595 He was a scumbag private detective, man. 640 00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:05,307 Man, all private detectives are scumbags. 641 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,185 Yeah, but that scumbag tried to get you killed. 642 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:11,980 Well, friends can't be perfect. 643 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,777 I wish the sky wasn't blue... 644 00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:19,530 ...I wish water wasn't wet... 645 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:22,157 ...and I wish I didn't still love my wife. 646 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,167 Ah. Life sucks. 647 00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:37,256 - To Alex, the accountant. - Your accountant's name is Alex? 648 00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,883 No... 649 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,805 ...but he could have been. 650 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:47,808 Alex was my son. 651 00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:53,230 I used to be married. 652 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:59,528 One Sunday, I'm away in Miami. 653 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,657 She couldn't come because she was eight months' pregnant. 654 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:07,327 Walking down La Brea Boulevard... 655 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,830 ...out of nowhere a pickup truck jumped a curb. Pow. 656 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,792 Never knew what hit her. 657 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:17,129 She died. 658 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,139 But Alex lived for 17 minutes in an incubator. 659 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:30,934 He fell asleep... 660 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:34,354 ...had time for one dream... 661 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:36,774 ...and then he died. 662 00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:53,749 I think about him all the time, man. 663 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:59,671 You know, I threw for 300 yards that day. 664 00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:02,883 While my wife and kid were dying... 665 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,303 ...I had the game of my life. 666 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,060 Life sucks. 667 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:18,857 - Hey, could I use your shower? - Yeah. 668 00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:23,237 Bathroom, down the hall, first door on the right. 669 00:55:31,703 --> 00:55:34,331 Hey, Flash, I brought you a towel. 670 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:38,919 Hey. 671 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,763 This is what you were looking for in Cory's apartment? 672 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:51,598 Huh? 673 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:53,308 This what you were looking for? 674 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,352 - That's $1,000 worth of shit! - Shut the fuck up! 675 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,606 Get the fuck out of my house before I break your goddamn neck. 676 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,446 I use that shit to get by. 677 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:09,658 I don't use it. I get by. 678 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:14,705 - Get dressed and get out. - Oh, right. I forgot. 679 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,957 I'm talking to Dudley-fucking-Do-Right. 680 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:21,628 Well, the shit happens real easy, man. 681 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,922 It starts out... 682 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:30,387 ...painkillers. Using Demerol because your fucking knees are shot! 683 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:36,018 Before you know it, you're chewing codeine with your pancakes. 684 00:56:37,269 --> 00:56:39,313 And then a truck comes out of nowhere... 685 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,607 ...and you're talking to God, saying: 686 00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:44,526 "Hey, help me out, Big Guy. 687 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:48,906 I pay taxes. I go to church. What's with this dead-wife-and-kid shit?" 688 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,576 But he ain't answering. 689 00:56:52,743 --> 00:56:55,120 He ain't taking no calls that day. 690 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:58,540 Instead, I get a call from the fucking league. 691 00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:02,920 And they're saying, "Hey, kid, your career's over." 692 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:04,838 And I say, "Why?" 693 00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,341 Because I gambled. 694 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:11,053 Why is there a fucking injury report in pro football, huh? 695 00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:15,182 Nobody else has one. Pro football does. 696 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,351 You know why? 697 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:20,187 That's so the gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread! 698 00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:24,483 It's all business now. They push you until you blow your fucking brains out! 699 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:25,859 Just like Billy Cole did! 700 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,072 Can't you see those fucking hypocrites took away my fucking life? 701 00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:36,203 When you're done feeling sorry for yourself, the front door's that way. 702 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,837 You bastard. 703 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,801 And then some. 704 00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:58,767 Jimmy Dix. 705 00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,395 Will you sign my card? 706 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:07,901 - I'm sorry I was so bitchy before. - Sure. 707 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:11,488 - I guess your dad's pretty pissed, huh? - Yeah, but he'll get over it. 708 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:16,243 - You were only, like, his biggest hero. - Oh, yeah. Since when? 709 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:17,995 Since I was little. 710 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:22,249 You should've heard him. "Jimmy this. Jimmy that. Best quarterback in the game." 711 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,751 When you got busted, he quit watching football. 712 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,757 Does he punch all his heroes? 713 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:57,284 - Good morning, Jimmy. - Who are you? How do you know my name? 714 00:58:57,451 --> 00:59:00,662 - Now, this is the guy? Sure this is the guy? - This is him. 715 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:04,291 This is the kid with the million-dollar arm, huh? He don't look like much. 716 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:07,085 I can't figure which of you looks the most like my dick. 717 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:11,214 So if you got something to say, say it, otherwise get the fuck out of my way. 718 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,345 Grab him. Grab him. 719 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,195 It's okay. It's okay, folks. 720 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:34,613 - What happened? - Hey. 721 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,364 It's okay. It's okay. 722 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,575 Thank you. Thank you. 723 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,577 Danger is my middle name. 724 00:59:41,161 --> 00:59:44,039 Don't try this at home, folks. I'm a trained professional. 725 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:45,999 There's me... 726 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,459 ...and there's Super Dave. 727 00:59:53,256 --> 00:59:56,510 - I got bad news and bad news. - Give me the bad news first. 728 00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:59,471 Bad news is someone just bounced Jimmy Dix off a car. 729 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:01,223 Now give me the bad news. 730 01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:04,101 I just took a statement from Joe Hallenbeck's neighbor. 731 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:07,270 On the day he died, Mike Matthews came to Hallenbeck's house... 732 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:11,399 - ...early in the morning to discuss a case. - That's what Hallenbeck says. 733 01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:14,027 Okay. So how come Hallenbeck's neighbor claims... 734 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:17,864 ...Matthews' car was parked there all night in the same spot? 735 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,036 Why did he lie? 736 01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:30,627 Matthews is fucking his wife. 737 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,673 That's why the car was there. Matthews was fucking Hallenbeck's wife. 738 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,967 Hallenbeck just got back into town, right? 739 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:41,179 Christ. Joe wasted the bastard himself. 740 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:47,477 He waltzed right out of my office. 741 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,479 I let the son of a bitch go. 742 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,690 Give me a chance, Ben. I'll get him back. 743 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:27,893 Tommy. 744 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,022 Jesus. 745 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:40,071 You can go to a party when you're 17 years old, not before. 746 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,242 Good morning, Joseph. 747 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,390 Looks like we got trouble, Milo. 748 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:11,186 Pick up Hallenbeck's gun by the trigger guard. Give it to me. 749 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,401 Good morning. Is there a problem? 750 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,695 Yes, officer. As a matter of fact, there is. 751 01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:23,448 Apparently, there are too many bullets in this gun. 752 01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,870 Fingerprints. 753 01:02:31,331 --> 01:02:34,918 Naughty boy, Joseph. You just shot a policeman. 754 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,019 Down! 755 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,365 It's you, Daddy. 756 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,285 It's you, Daddy. 757 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,376 - I think he's awake. - Make sure. 758 01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:26,219 Shit! 759 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:28,054 I'm awake. 760 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,266 You nearly broke my wrist, man. 761 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:36,062 - Milo warned us to watch out for this guy. - Fuck that! 762 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:39,482 Fuck you. Fuck that. Look at him. He's nothing. Guy's a piece of shit. 763 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:41,901 You got a cigarette? 764 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:43,737 A cigarette? Yeah, sure. 765 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,656 I got a cigarette. 766 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:52,912 - You got a light? - Yeah. I got a light. 767 01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,132 Hey, baby. I thought you were tough. 768 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,385 See, Pablo? He's not so bad. 769 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,101 I seem to have dropped my cigarette. 770 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:19,731 May I have another? 771 01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,987 Sure. 772 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:28,365 Sure thing, buddy. 773 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,664 I'm gonna need a light. 774 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,793 If you touch me again, I'll kill you. 775 01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:49,094 Boom-ba! Baby! 776 01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:56,559 Oh, baby. Two for two. We got a two for two. 777 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:03,566 Told you. 778 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,486 Jesus Christ. 779 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:13,660 You killed him. You fucking-A killed him! He's dead! 780 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:16,871 Is there a problem? 781 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,541 He just killed Chet, Milo. He just killed him. 782 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,668 He put his fucking nose through his brain. 783 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,128 I needed a light. 784 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,716 Joseph, you don't disappoint me. 785 01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:33,346 You took an awful risk. Pablo here could've shot you dead. 786 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:36,516 If you wanted me dead, you'd have killed me already. 787 01:05:36,850 --> 01:05:38,685 That's true. 788 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:44,399 - Can we do a formal introduction? - Who gives a fuck? 789 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,777 - You're the bad guy, right? - I am the bad guy. 790 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:50,530 And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear? 791 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:54,159 - Something like that, yeah. - Fine. 792 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:58,538 I'll start trembling in a minute. In the meantime, think I could have a drink? 793 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,790 I don't see why not. Pablo. 794 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:04,085 Take Chet's corpse out of here and fix Mr. Hallenbeck a drink. 795 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,545 Make that two. 796 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:12,093 Well, if it isn't Shelly Marcone himself. 797 01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:15,555 Careful, son. Just my friends call me Shelly. 798 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,766 You got friends? When did this happen? 799 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:24,731 Boy, I'll give you this. You sure are feisty for a fella in your position. 800 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,609 Milo, teach him some manners, will you? 801 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,575 You touch me again, I'll kill you. 802 01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:44,292 What fucking conspiracy are you talking about? 803 01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:48,630 Hallenbeck is a fruit loop, okay? He's been after Senator Baynard for years. 804 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:52,008 Now, you want me to believe that the senator's mixed up in this? 805 01:06:52,675 --> 01:06:56,137 Look, I'm gonna say it again for the cheap seats, lieutenant. 806 01:06:56,638 --> 01:07:00,475 I don't know where Joe Hallenbeck is! That's my fucking statement. 807 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,977 Write it down and shove it up your ass. 808 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,230 I could nail you for obstruction. 809 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:09,901 You couldn't nail a $2 whore. Charge me with something or let me the fuck out of here! 810 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:12,111 My husband did not kill a cop. 811 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:16,449 And aside from that, I can't help you. May we go now? 812 01:07:16,991 --> 01:07:19,827 Can I have a minute with your mom in private, please? 813 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,746 - Pleasure. - Thank you. 814 01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,960 Do you deny being involved in a sexual relationship... 815 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,796 ...with Michael Matthews prior to his death? 816 01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:31,839 Why am I calling? 817 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,926 Because I had to hear your sweet voice. And I need a favor. 818 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:39,973 No, it ain't like that. No, it wasn't no liquor talking. 819 01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:42,934 You're not fat. You're just a whole lot of woman. 820 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,519 Now, do me a favor, big mama. 821 01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:47,897 Senator Calvin Baynard. He's a season ticket holder, right? 822 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:51,901 I need you to punch up his address and tell me where you send the tickets. 823 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,365 Great. 824 01:07:58,199 --> 01:07:59,826 Good girl. 825 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,496 - Yeah, bye. <i>- Bye.</i> 826 01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:06,165 Great. 827 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:10,086 - Don't worry. I'm gonna find your dad, okay? - How? 828 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:14,132 When in doubt, try the nearest bad guy. 829 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:20,513 Football is a dying beast, Joe. 830 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,977 No heroes left. Not anymore. 831 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:31,608 Since old Sonny Werblin paid $400,000 to Joe Namath in '66... 832 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:34,027 ...the son of a bitches have just gotten greedier. 833 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:37,238 God Almighty, when's it enough? 834 01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:41,576 Jesus, free agents. "Give me, give me, give me." 835 01:08:41,743 --> 01:08:45,955 Now you got guys on PCP wigging out and shooting themselves on the field. 836 01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:50,960 The American public is piss pot tired of it and they're changing the channel. 837 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,212 The ratings are down. 838 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,799 So you're gonna bribe some senators to legalize gambling. 839 01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,178 Legalize sports gambling. 840 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,972 You see, with all the heroes gone... 841 01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:07,060 ...legalized gambling is about the only thing that'll save the beast. 842 01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:08,728 You follow me, Joe? 843 01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:13,399 We're talking about some big bucks here. We're talking about billions. 844 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,652 That's nine zeroes, son. 845 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,320 I'm not your fucking son. 846 01:09:20,698 --> 01:09:24,160 Well, Joe, have you ever heard of the Senate's Commission... 847 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,871 ...to Investigate Gambling in Professional Sports? 848 01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:31,250 - Is that who you're paying off? - The commission's gonna vote next March. 849 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:35,588 I got every one in my hip pocket, except Senator Calvin Baynard. 850 01:09:35,755 --> 01:09:38,174 I tried to bribe that son of a bitch, Joe. 851 01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:40,843 He gave it back because it wasn't enough. 852 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,932 - What's he want? - Six million. 853 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:48,768 Or he'll go straight to the police. 854 01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:52,397 I think it's just gonna be cheaper to kill that son of a bitch. 855 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,485 Taking off a U.S. senator is ballsy, even for an asshole like you. 856 01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:59,612 You said it, Joe boy. 857 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:03,449 That's why we're gonna frame you for the senator's murder. 858 01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:09,622 As chairman of the commission on sports gambling, I'll simply say this: 859 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:15,837 I'm currently reviewing both sides of the issue with utmost care and scrutiny... 860 01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:20,133 ...and will adopt a position based on my firm belief in what's best for the sport. 861 01:10:21,259 --> 01:10:23,136 In the meantime... 862 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:27,473 ...I can't wait to get to the Coliseum to watch my favorite L.A. team... 863 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,561 - ...kick hell out of Tampa Bay. - Cut. 864 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:36,315 - Thank you, senator. - My pleasure. Thank you. Always a pleasure. 865 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,989 Okay. Come on, Jimmy, think, think, think. What would Joe do? 866 01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:47,410 He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes. I don't have a gun. I can't do that. 867 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:48,661 Whoa! 868 01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:53,958 - How'd you get here? - I hitched. 869 01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:58,379 That's not what I meant. I meant, how did you find me? 870 01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:02,717 My dad's a detective. What can I say? 871 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:07,096 You didn't cover your tracks. You're easy to trace. 872 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:10,767 - Just what I need. Nancy-fucking-Drew. - I brought you this. 873 01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:13,436 - I figured you might need it. - Where did you get that? 874 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,606 Stole it from my dad's closet. He'd kill me if he found out. 875 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:21,569 You'll kill yourself first, you jerk. Come on, take this ugly monkey and get out of here. 876 01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:23,321 - Go, get out. - Wait. 877 01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:25,782 - I wanna know what's going on. - Watch CNN. Go. 878 01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:31,037 Oh, shit. Those are the bodyguards from the picture. 879 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:33,456 - So? - They're leaving without the senator. 880 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:35,333 I have to follow them. Now go. 881 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,586 - I'm coming with you. - You can't come with me, Darian. Go home. 882 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,046 - Kiss my ass. - Darian. 883 01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:44,801 - Kiss my ass. Is that clear enough? - Fine. 884 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,719 You little brat. 885 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,806 We're just gonna follow them. How dangerous can that be, right? 886 01:11:50,473 --> 01:11:51,891 Right. 887 01:11:57,605 --> 01:11:58,815 We're in position. 888 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:03,236 The senator's men are en route. ETA, five minutes. 889 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:20,586 Damn, now where are they going? 890 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,505 Let's find out. Here. 891 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,967 I told you no guns, right? I hate guns. 892 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,970 Now, you stay here. I'm gonna go look around. Stay! 893 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,555 Woof. 894 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:47,113 - Six mil. - Excuse me. 895 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:52,493 Did any of you stupid shits bother to frisk this fuck? 896 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,580 He could be a goddamn cop. Will you frisk him, please? 897 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,587 Take it easy, huh? 898 01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:08,467 - It's okay. - Hand him the briefcase, Joseph. 899 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:24,025 Nice suit. 900 01:13:32,658 --> 01:13:35,536 That briefcase was loaded with explosives, wasn't it? 901 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:39,749 Ten pounds of <i>C</i>-4 is on the way to the Coliseum right now. 902 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,001 It's ironic, don't you think? 903 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:46,672 That this bomb's gonna be delivered to Baynard by his own personal bodyguards. 904 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,466 After his death... 905 01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:51,469 ...the police will receive a photograph of you, Joseph... 906 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:55,932 ...handing over the briefcase, and blame you for the crime. 907 01:13:56,682 --> 01:14:00,227 And they'll believe it too because they know what a fan of Baynard's you are. 908 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,104 Go fuck yourself. 909 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:05,399 Okay, now, that's not polite. 910 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,111 It's very abusive sounding. 911 01:14:10,029 --> 01:14:11,614 What would you do, Joseph... 912 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:15,117 ...if somebody told you to go fuck yourself? 913 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,957 Would you cut one of their eyes out? 914 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,376 - No. - No. 915 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:25,586 What would you do? 916 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:33,219 Oh. 917 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,472 You think you're so fucking cool, don't you? 918 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,392 You think you're so fucking cool. 919 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,144 Well, just once... 920 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,397 ...I would like to hear you scream... 921 01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,190 ...in pain. 922 01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:51,278 Play some rap music. 923 01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:58,160 Come on, move. 924 01:15:05,418 --> 01:15:08,004 Hey, Flash. Rescue attempt? 925 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:11,090 - Blow me. - You must be James. 926 01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,427 - James? - He does that with everybody. 927 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,971 - Calls me Joseph. - I trust you're alone. 928 01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,932 No, I got the fucking Vienna Boys Choir with me. 929 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:22,393 What, is everybody stupid around here? 930 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,811 Oh! Oh! 931 01:15:24,103 --> 01:15:26,522 - Just you, kid. - Shoot them and bury them. 932 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:32,403 - Scared? - Shitless. You? 933 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,114 - More or less. - Hey, Milo. 934 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:43,873 Hey, mister. Do you like my puppet? 935 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:45,666 Get this kid out of here. 936 01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:48,044 My name is Furry Tom. 937 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,796 - I said, get out of here, kid. - No. The kid stays. 938 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:55,718 Can you make him talk? Huh? 939 01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:59,930 Go on. Try. 940 01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:04,810 Go ahead. Take it. 941 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:12,234 Okay. It's riddle time. 942 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,279 Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? 943 01:16:15,446 --> 01:16:17,198 What the fuck? 944 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,533 I don't know. Why? 945 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:22,536 Because his dick was stuck in a chicken. 946 01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,004 Fur ball? 947 01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:33,339 Yeah. 948 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:37,676 Furry Tom thinks this is probably the first pussy a lot of you have seen in a long time. 949 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,929 Especially this fat fuck over here. 950 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:42,640 Where'd you get the suit, Grandpa? Gangsters "R" Us? 951 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,815 - Go, get out of here! - Come on! 952 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:12,545 - What the hell is she doing here? - I followed him. It's not his fault. 953 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:17,049 - Goddamn it, I'm gonna kill you both. - Well, you're gonna have to stand in line. 954 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,599 - Here, take this. - What am I gonna do with this? 955 01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:27,852 Point it at the bad guys and shoot! 956 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:33,607 Get your head down. Get down! 957 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,235 Dad! 958 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:42,533 - Got any more bright ideas? - Yeah, we're gonna go really fast. 959 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,243 Good idea. 960 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,963 Push this vile fuck off the road, man! 961 01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:00,342 Hang on. 962 01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:09,602 Put your seat belts on! 963 01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:11,103 Yo, yo, this is bad. 964 01:18:13,272 --> 01:18:16,025 - Hang on. - This is very, very bad! 965 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:32,458 Are you all right? Let's go. Come on. 966 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,462 Shit. 967 01:18:58,108 --> 01:18:59,485 Shit. 968 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:02,988 Is there any chance these guys are still alive in there? 969 01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,200 Not now. 970 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:07,701 Hey, call the cops. 971 01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:12,665 There's a bomb on the way to the Coliseum. Senator Baynard's in danger! You got it? 972 01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:19,004 Here. Happy birthday. Buy yourself a new pair of pants. 973 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,341 We gotta get that bomb before it gets to Baynard. Got a car here? 974 01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:24,677 - Hey. You got a car? - Yeah. 975 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:26,637 - Give me the keys. - No way. 976 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,515 - Give me the keys or I shoot the kid. - Daddy. 977 01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:30,975 Shh. 978 01:19:33,686 --> 01:19:34,687 Okay. All right. 979 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:36,897 Are you all right? Let's go. Come on. 980 01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:41,277 - You must be the dumbest guy in the world. - Why's that? 981 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:44,029 You're trying to save the guy that ruined your career... 982 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:47,157 ...and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife. 983 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:50,160 The little girl said her dad's name is Joe Hollenbrooker. 984 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:52,079 - What is it? Hallenbeck. - Hallenbeck. 985 01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:55,249 He stole my car and said he's going to the Coliseum. 986 01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:01,964 He stole my car. He set my pool on fire. The man is a lunatic. Ah! 987 01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:10,806 Give me 10 black-and-whites. Hallenbeck is on his way to the Coliseum. 988 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:22,359 Joe, if we go any faster, we're gonna travel back in time. 989 01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:27,990 There, middle lane. 990 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:31,618 - Okay. You pull up and I yell at them. - What? 991 01:20:31,785 --> 01:20:35,456 - Pull up next to them, I'll yell at them. - That's the lamest plan I ever heard! 992 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:39,752 - Can we try it? - Bulletproof glass. They won't hear you. 993 01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:44,465 - What are you doing? - Drawing them a picture. 994 01:20:44,631 --> 01:20:45,924 - What is that? - A bomb. 995 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:50,929 Looks like an apple with lines. They'll say, "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fruit." 996 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,598 You wanna draw the damn thing? 997 01:21:03,484 --> 01:21:04,485 Happy? 998 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,613 Are you kidding me? 999 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:13,452 Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right. 1000 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,829 Oh, shit. 1001 01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:19,708 I forgot to tell you. 1002 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:23,754 - "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish. - That's not funny, man. I almost bought it. 1003 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:26,590 Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell you. 1004 01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:29,843 - You're gonna lose them, man. - Buckle your fucking seat belt. 1005 01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,387 It's not working! 1006 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:39,645 Oh! Oh, shit. 1007 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:49,279 I swear to Christ, if I survive this fucking case, I'm gonna dance a jig. 1008 01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:50,489 What? 1009 01:21:50,656 --> 01:21:53,867 - I'm gonna dance a jig, I swear to Christ. - There! There! 1010 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,495 The <i>off</i>-ramp we just passed! 1011 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:01,500 Oh... 1012 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:07,506 Hey, where you going? Hey, man, what the hell are you doing? 1013 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,421 Jesus Christ. 1014 01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:48,881 Ain't I a bitch? 1015 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,426 - So now do we go to the cops? - I'll think about it. 1016 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,228 You expecting a call? 1017 01:23:06,356 --> 01:23:08,650 - Yeah. - Hey, motherfucker. 1018 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:11,820 Hey, Milo. Where you calling from, the bottom of the pool? 1019 01:23:11,987 --> 01:23:13,780 <i>I'm on my way to the ball game.</i> 1020 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:16,909 Hey, Joe, listen. Someone here wants to talk to you. 1021 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,328 Hi, Daddy. 1022 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:24,625 <i>I'm okay. I'm not hurt. Dad?</i> 1023 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,460 You back off, Joseph... 1024 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:29,338 ...or I'm gonna show your daughter what a hot date I am. 1025 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:36,053 - What happened? What's up? - He's taken Darian. 1026 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:38,889 What do we do? 1027 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:40,766 We take Marcone. 1028 01:23:41,225 --> 01:23:44,019 It's the only way. If we do nothing, they'll kill her anyway. 1029 01:23:44,561 --> 01:23:47,439 Careful with that case. It's the one that goes "bang." 1030 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:49,983 Look at all this. 1031 01:23:50,609 --> 01:23:51,902 Yeah. 1032 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:54,029 Shredders. 1033 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:58,450 The police and DEA use these to blow locks. Explode on impact. 1034 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,994 Kill everything within a 10-foot radius. 1035 01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:02,412 - Shredders, huh? - Yeah. 1036 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:05,624 Put this on. Get in. You in or you out? 1037 01:24:05,832 --> 01:24:08,335 - I guess I'm in. What have I got to lose? - Son... 1038 01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:10,087 ...we're going to a ball game. 1039 01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:29,398 Hey, that's Marcone's car. 1040 01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,066 Come on. 1041 01:24:31,483 --> 01:24:34,236 - I always wanted to do that. - You should've shit on it. 1042 01:24:46,999 --> 01:24:48,250 - Shit. - What? 1043 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:51,044 I forgot to tell you, you're wanted for murder. 1044 01:24:55,549 --> 01:24:57,551 Hey, Mr. Dix, long time no see. 1045 01:24:57,718 --> 01:24:59,386 Yeah, too long. 1046 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:02,723 - Listen, we're going to see Mr. Marcone. - Yeah, sure, go ahead. 1047 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:15,193 Jimmy Dix, you bastard. 1048 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,696 You broke my nose! What the fuck you doing here? 1049 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:20,449 You were banned! You were kicked off the fucking team! 1050 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:23,910 How'd you like to get kicked off the fucking planet? 1051 01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:26,121 Have a nice game. 1052 01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:47,392 Hi, Joe. 1053 01:25:47,934 --> 01:25:49,519 How you doing? 1054 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:52,981 You are one dumb son of a bitch. 1055 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:57,027 - Did you know that? - I guess we ain't gonna be dancing that jig. 1056 01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:03,116 - You okay, Darian? - Why, of course she's all right. 1057 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:06,244 - She's been with her Uncle Shelly. - Yeah, I'm okay, Dad. 1058 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:10,707 Come on, fellas, lose the guns. Take off your coats. Relax. 1059 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:15,087 Give it up. What do you think Baynard will do when he finds out you tried to kill him? 1060 01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:16,880 Son, he doesn't have a chance. 1061 01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:19,716 Very shortly, my old buddy Milo will have him... 1062 01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:22,594 ...between the crosshairs of a high-powered rifle. 1063 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,680 Where's old Milo shooting from? 1064 01:26:26,098 --> 01:26:29,142 You just don't ever run out of questions, do you? 1065 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:34,147 Well, let's just say that Milo's in a highly enlightened position. 1066 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:35,899 Why'd you kill Cory? 1067 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:40,612 She took to blackmail, Jim. I have no truck with that. 1068 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,949 Why, she's one of the sweetest little whores I ever tasted. 1069 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,327 There's 5 feet of marble between me and you. 1070 01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:49,788 Maybe I make it, maybe I don't. 1071 01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:52,833 You call her "whore" again, I'm gonna find out. 1072 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:57,546 Jimmy, Jimmy. Do what you gotta do. 1073 01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,631 Take it easy, Jimmy. 1074 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,591 He should know. 1075 01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:04,261 With a face like that, he's gotta be paying for it. 1076 01:27:04,428 --> 01:27:07,431 If you're fond of this little girl... 1077 01:27:07,723 --> 01:27:09,808 ...you'll keep your goddamn mouth shut. 1078 01:27:09,975 --> 01:27:11,643 Eat shit, you fucking redneck! 1079 01:27:12,352 --> 01:27:14,020 Come here, Darian. 1080 01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:18,191 Goddamn, I'm really glad to see you, Jimmy. 1081 01:27:18,358 --> 01:27:23,405 You know, I've still got that autographed ball you gave me for my collection. 1082 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:26,867 Yep. It's a shame about you. 1083 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:29,202 You had the million-dollar arm, kiddo. 1084 01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:31,663 Yeah, you got hooked on... 1085 01:27:31,830 --> 01:27:34,332 Was it Demerol? 1086 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:39,337 Because you couldn't stand the pain. You hated the pain. 1087 01:27:41,423 --> 01:27:43,842 Couldn't take the pain, Joe. 1088 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:47,888 - Life is pain, Jim. - Hey, what the--? Aah! 1089 01:27:48,054 --> 01:27:51,349 - Hey! - Oh, shit. Oh! 1090 01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:53,226 Walk it off, son. 1091 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:56,354 - Discipline. - Oh, God. 1092 01:27:56,938 --> 01:28:01,610 Kids nowadays just don't have no discipline. 1093 01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:04,154 Now, don't you cry, honey. 1094 01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:06,406 No, no, don't cry. 1095 01:28:06,573 --> 01:28:09,493 Come on, honey. Come sit in Uncle Shelly's chair. 1096 01:28:09,868 --> 01:28:12,037 - You're gonna be just fine. - Let the girl go. 1097 01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,337 Get them out of my misery. 1098 01:28:21,838 --> 01:28:24,382 There is the matter of the $6 million. Ahem. 1099 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:27,385 That is, unless you're not interested. 1100 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:29,054 Let's humor this asshole. 1101 01:28:29,554 --> 01:28:31,348 Tell me about it. 1102 01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,893 Just me and Flash here know where it is. 1103 01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:40,023 It's in the back of a white BMW. 1104 01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:42,692 We can take you to it. 1105 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,904 Milo told me the money was destroyed. 1106 01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,406 You're bluffing. 1107 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,659 You think I'm bluffing? 1108 01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:53,370 I also have in my possession a certain tape... 1109 01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,831 ...of you and Senator Baynard. 1110 01:28:55,997 --> 01:28:57,290 Very juicy stuff. 1111 01:28:57,457 --> 01:29:00,210 Well, now, just let me guess. 1112 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:03,046 If something happens to you... 1113 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,924 ...that damn thing's gonna be mailed to the cops, isn't it? 1114 01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:08,718 Close. Actually, it goes to the Mob. 1115 01:29:10,387 --> 01:29:13,849 I'm sure they'd be very interested in hearing what you're up to. 1116 01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:16,434 Legalized gambling. 1117 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,937 Hell, they stand to lose, what, two... 1118 01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:21,481 ...two and a half billion dollars? 1119 01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:26,945 I'm sure they won't be upset about that. It's just their entire bookmaking income. 1120 01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:30,574 So you go ahead and pull the trigger. Be my guest. 1121 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:35,620 Just don't be surprised if you wake up with a stallion head next to you, babe. 1122 01:29:42,252 --> 01:29:46,590 If you had that goddamn tape, you'd have already told me. 1123 01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:49,634 This ain't working, man. 1124 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:52,137 Try something else. Take your best shot. 1125 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:56,099 Fuck you, Joe, I ain't going out like that! Mr. Marcone, he's lying. 1126 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:59,394 - We have the money, but it's not in the car. - Shut the fuck up! 1127 01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:03,773 - It's in a locker! And I got the key. - Where is the key, Jim? 1128 01:30:04,816 --> 01:30:06,234 I got it stashed in my shorts. 1129 01:30:07,611 --> 01:30:09,446 Easy. Just easy. 1130 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:15,285 - Give him that key, he'll kill you. - He's gonna kill us anyway, asshole. 1131 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:22,626 - You gotta promise to let me go. - Bullshit. 1132 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:25,629 Give him the key or I'll have you kneecapped. 1133 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:28,214 Whoops. 1134 01:30:29,299 --> 01:30:32,677 Look like nobody gets the money. That's one of those new plastic keys. 1135 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,472 - Get the goddamned key! - The kind that shred. 1136 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,182 Darian, get down! 1137 01:30:43,021 --> 01:30:45,523 Get her out! Get her out! Go, go! 1138 01:30:46,191 --> 01:30:47,484 Go! 1139 01:30:58,495 --> 01:30:59,537 Now, now! 1140 01:31:05,835 --> 01:31:09,047 - I can't walk. - You all right? You gonna pass out? 1141 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:11,257 I'm gonna make it, man. 1142 01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:16,179 Wrap this around your hand. Plastic keys, the kind that shred? 1143 01:31:16,346 --> 01:31:18,181 It was short notice. Best I could do. 1144 01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:20,433 You did good, junior. Real good. 1145 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,227 Yeah, I learned it from a pro. 1146 01:31:26,189 --> 01:31:28,108 Shit, Joe. You wasn't bluffing. 1147 01:31:43,915 --> 01:31:47,419 - Where's the senator's box, Jimmy? - Section C. Come on, I'll show you. 1148 01:31:50,338 --> 01:31:52,799 - Where's the senator's box? - There. 1149 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:57,762 Where's Milo? 1150 01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:02,600 Shit. 1151 01:32:04,936 --> 01:32:07,397 A highly enlightened position. 1152 01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:10,817 He's gotta be up on those lights up there. Listen. 1153 01:32:10,984 --> 01:32:13,611 - Go find a cop and you stay put, all right? - No. 1154 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:16,906 You hear me? Listen to me. Listen to Daddy, all right? 1155 01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:20,910 I'm gonna be all right. Now, you do what I say. All right, give me a kiss. 1156 01:32:21,077 --> 01:32:23,038 Go, go. Run now. Go find a cop. 1157 01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:24,956 - What about me? - You find Baynard. 1158 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:28,001 - Then what do I do? - Get his attention. 1159 01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:29,169 Yeah. 1160 01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:32,756 Thirty-three! Hut! Hut! 1161 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:38,428 Come on, push it, you fat bastard. 1162 01:32:38,636 --> 01:32:39,637 Freeze, Hallenbeck. 1163 01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:42,307 - There's a sniper on that light! - You're under arrest. 1164 01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:44,893 - He's gonna shoot Baynard! - Come on. 1165 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,839 There he is. That's Jimmy Dix. 1166 01:33:15,006 --> 01:33:18,676 Come on, get this fuck. He pulled a fucking gun on me. You scum! 1167 01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:25,058 He's got a shotgun! You bastard! You fuck! 1168 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:41,074 Sit down, you fuck! 1169 01:33:44,410 --> 01:33:48,331 permitted on the playing field. Please remain in your seat. 1170 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:52,085 Again, I repeat. Please remain in your seat. 1171 01:33:52,252 --> 01:33:53,878 - Give me the ball. - Jimmy? 1172 01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:57,132 Give me the fucking ball! Thank you. 1173 01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:59,217 I'll find you, you son of a bitch. 1174 01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:06,099 No one is permitted on the playing field. 1175 01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:12,063 I said, sit down! 1176 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,449 - Fuck! - Aah! 1177 01:34:43,761 --> 01:34:46,681 - You fucking asshole. - No. 1178 01:34:59,444 --> 01:35:01,613 Put down your weapon. You're under arrest. 1179 01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:13,833 Fuck! 1180 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:17,795 Looking for this? 1181 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:22,759 You fucking asshole. 1182 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,014 Aah! 1183 01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:37,523 I told you... 1184 01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,360 ...if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you. 1185 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:45,907 Not me! Not me! 1186 01:36:15,687 --> 01:36:17,522 Hey, what the hell is he doing? 1187 01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:20,024 I don't know. Is he dancing? 1188 01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:24,779 It looks like-- It looks like he's dancing. 1189 01:36:28,533 --> 01:36:31,995 You know, for a dancer, he's one hell of a detective. 1190 01:36:42,046 --> 01:36:46,384 So, what's this I hear about Satan Claus? 1191 01:36:46,551 --> 01:36:47,969 Oh. 1192 01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:50,722 - You know about him too? - There, that's the man. 1193 01:36:50,888 --> 01:36:54,225 There's the bastard who's been making the phone calls and harassing me! 1194 01:36:54,392 --> 01:36:57,603 I bet he stage-managed the whole damn thing. 1195 01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:00,565 Arrest him! 1196 01:37:06,571 --> 01:37:07,780 Head or gut? 1197 01:37:08,698 --> 01:37:09,741 Excuse me? 1198 01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:12,410 Move, move. 1199 01:37:17,415 --> 01:37:18,416 Mom's here. 1200 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:20,418 - Oh. - Mom. 1201 01:37:20,585 --> 01:37:22,086 Oh, I missed you so much. 1202 01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:28,259 Yeah, you're a real bastard, you know that, Joe? 1203 01:37:29,886 --> 01:37:31,888 And then some. 1204 01:37:33,556 --> 01:37:35,600 I'm so glad you're here. I was so worried. 1205 01:37:54,619 --> 01:37:56,788 I'm sorry. 1206 01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:04,128 I'm so sorry. 1207 01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:09,342 Please forgive me. 1208 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:21,145 I'll buy a dog. 1209 01:38:33,449 --> 01:38:35,660 Fuck you, Sarah. 1210 01:38:52,385 --> 01:38:54,720 Fuck you, Sarah. 1211 01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:59,225 You're a lying bitch and if the cops weren't here, I'd spit in your face. 1212 01:39:09,610 --> 01:39:13,072 Joe, where's the briefcase they were telling me about? 1213 01:39:14,115 --> 01:39:16,576 White BMW, back seat. 1214 01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,542 Ain't a thing here. 1215 01:39:33,718 --> 01:39:35,052 Bingo. 1216 01:39:41,851 --> 01:39:44,395 Marcone's got the wrong one. 1217 01:40:05,291 --> 01:40:06,584 What? 1218 01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:15,218 So, what's next for us? 1219 01:40:15,426 --> 01:40:16,969 - Okay, go. - Okay, ready? 1220 01:40:17,136 --> 01:40:19,430 - Tomorrow, I guess. - Okay, okay. Hut. 1221 01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:21,933 - We'll just take it one step at a time. - Why? 1222 01:40:23,893 --> 01:40:27,188 Dad, can I go show Jimmy to my friends? 1223 01:40:27,355 --> 01:40:30,107 - He's not a puppy, honey. - Come on, he's fucking famous. 1224 01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:32,902 Hey. You wanna watch your mouth? 1225 01:40:33,069 --> 01:40:34,111 Come on, Dad. 1226 01:40:34,278 --> 01:40:38,115 Darian. Your father said, "Watch your mouth." Now, do it. 1227 01:40:41,869 --> 01:40:43,412 Yes, sir. 1228 01:40:44,747 --> 01:40:46,165 I like that. 1229 01:40:50,294 --> 01:40:53,297 So I'm thinking I could use a partner. 1230 01:40:53,464 --> 01:40:55,174 You up for that? 1231 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:57,635 I don't know anything about being a detective. 1232 01:40:57,802 --> 01:40:59,345 There's nothing to it. 1233 01:40:59,512 --> 01:41:03,182 This being the '90s, you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. 1234 01:41:03,349 --> 01:41:05,893 - You gotta say something cool first. - Yeah, like... 1235 01:41:06,060 --> 01:41:07,687 ..."I'll be back." 1236 01:41:07,853 --> 01:41:11,065 Yeah, only better than that. Like, you hit him with a surfboard, you say... 1237 01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:12,400 "Surf's up, pal." 1238 01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,735 Yeah, something like that. 1239 01:41:14,902 --> 01:41:15,945 So, what else? 1240 01:41:16,112 --> 01:41:18,322 There's not much more to tell than that. 1241 01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:20,575 Water's wet, the sky is blue... 1242 01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:24,829 ...and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just getting stronger. 1243 01:41:24,996 --> 01:41:28,499 - So, what do we do about that? - Be prepared, son. 1244 01:41:28,666 --> 01:41:31,377 That's my motto. Be prepared. 1244 01:41:32,305 --> 01:42:32,621