"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Thought Leadership: A Corporate Conversation

1 00:00:01,536 --> 00:00:03,069 [Frank] <i>Just have a seat right there.</i> 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,723 <i>-Would you like a drink or...</i> -[woman] <i>Mm, no.</i> 3 00:00:04,806 --> 00:00:07,173 <i>No? How about, how about a fresh glass of water?</i> 4 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,842 I have to just go back and gather myself 5 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:12,078 with my buddies and... before we start this. 6 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:14,013 -Okay? All right, good, good. -Okay. 7 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,014 But we are on the clock. 8 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,268 Oh, yeah, and for the record, 9 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:18,584 you know, you might want to jot down 10 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,986 how well you're being treated 11 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,755 at this professional establishment. 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,157 [Dennis] Frank, get over here. 13 00:00:24,259 --> 00:00:25,625 Is she from the newspaper? 14 00:00:25,727 --> 00:00:27,059 We are in big trouble. 15 00:00:27,162 --> 00:00:29,629 We gotta come up with a statement for this reporter. 16 00:00:29,731 --> 00:00:31,898 -She's gonna butcher us. -Yeah, this is bad. 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,118 No, why don't we just play dumb? 18 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,319 Why do we have to come up with a statement at all? 19 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:36,269 Because they found 500 gallons of baby oil 20 00:00:36,371 --> 00:00:37,589 dumped in the Schuylkill River. 21 00:00:37,672 --> 00:00:38,690 Wait, wait. Dee might be right, 22 00:00:38,773 --> 00:00:40,158 'cause they can't actually prove that that was us. 23 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,827 -Right. -Well, the 200 "Paddy's Pub" t-shirts 24 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,795 floating around in it aren't exactly helping our case, pal. 25 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,330 -Yeah, that's not helping us. -Maybe this is a good thing. 26 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,865 -This could be our Paddy's-gate. -Okay, there you go. 27 00:00:46,948 --> 00:00:48,614 Well, but "gates" aren't a good thing. 28 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:49,949 I mean, Pizza-gate, Watergate. 29 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,370 -Nipple-gate? Nipple-gate. -[Charlie] Nipple-gate. 30 00:00:51,453 --> 00:00:53,119 Janet Jackson's career was never the same. 31 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,373 -You're right. -But some things 32 00:00:54,456 --> 00:00:56,155 you gotta keep covered up. 33 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,957 We've got to come up with a statement. 34 00:00:58,059 --> 00:01:00,626 Guys, guys, guys, guys. We can handle this. 35 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,763 I mean, this is why we went to that corporate retreat in Idaho. 36 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:05,183 Right, right. Well, we didn't go to the retreat 37 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,052 so much as watched a bunch of clips of it on YouTube, 38 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,387 but, you know, you're right, Mac. 39 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:09,969 Normally, a situation like this 40 00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:11,838 would have me clawing all your faces off, 41 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,072 but I'm not gonna do that. 42 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,908 I'm gonna utilize my words. 43 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,244 I do see your hand is still in a bit of a claw. 44 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:19,545 Yeah, I was ready to pounce. 45 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,087 Yeah, I had it hidden behind my head. 46 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,768 -I was ready. -Yeah, I hid it behind my leg. 47 00:01:22,851 --> 00:01:24,317 -I had a feeling -Should we un... 48 00:01:24,419 --> 00:01:26,452 No, no, let's all un-claw our hands. 49 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,554 Right? Because that was the old way. 50 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:29,889 This is the new way, right? 51 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:31,476 We've got the tools from the corporate retreat, 52 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:32,859 we've got the vocabulary, 53 00:01:32,961 --> 00:01:34,827 we've got these awesome fleece vests... 54 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,248 -God, I love this vest. -...inspired by the retreat. 55 00:01:36,331 --> 00:01:37,816 -Oh, my God, I love the fleece. -Aren't these great? 56 00:01:37,899 --> 00:01:39,151 You can let it all go under here. 57 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:41,067 Appreciate you springing for that, Frank. 58 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,187 -Thank you very much. -Yeah, no problem. 59 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,950 So, listen, we can handle this unpleasantry 60 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:46,672 with the grace and elegance of any major corporation, 61 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,842 by utilizing a little thought leadership 62 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,512 and simply talking this thing out. 63 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,614 ♪ ♪ 64 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:02,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 65 00:02:14,418 --> 00:02:16,484 First and foremost, the business must be protected 66 00:02:16,587 --> 00:02:17,986 -at all times. -Yeah. 67 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:19,273 Yes, yes, the business is infinitely more important 68 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,255 than any individual. 69 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,257 Yes. We are, of course, a family, 70 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:24,059 but, uh, human emotion notwithstanding, 71 00:02:24,161 --> 00:02:25,861 I would be remiss not to mention 72 00:02:25,963 --> 00:02:27,596 that we are a business first, 73 00:02:27,698 --> 00:02:30,265 and as a business, we must behave as such. 74 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,968 So I would like to posit, respectfully, of course, 75 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,970 that we put forth an offering. 76 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,471 Yes? A lamb, if you will. 77 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,807 Now, I would say, uh, that lamb right now 78 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,610 could be tender and delicious, but we have kind of 79 00:02:41,712 --> 00:02:43,278 bigger issues that we're dealing with 80 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,247 that we need to discuss, and, maybe, you know, 81 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:47,449 eating lamb is not the best thing, 82 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:49,036 -momentarily speaking. -Thank you for that, Charlie, 83 00:02:49,119 --> 00:02:50,285 but, uh, of course, 84 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,287 I'm speaking of a sacrificial lamb. 85 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,822 Ah. 86 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,991 Maybe we need to walk through the series of events 87 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,460 of the incident to figure out who the fall guy should be. 88 00:02:58,562 --> 00:03:00,262 And I would like to respectfully point out 89 00:03:00,364 --> 00:03:02,898 that the phrase is "fall guy." 90 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,902 Thank you for pointing out that gender inequity, Dee. 91 00:03:07,004 --> 00:03:08,937 Henceforth, let's refer to that position 92 00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:10,672 -as "fall person." -Mm. 93 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:14,109 Or we could circle back to, uh, animal-related conversations. 94 00:03:14,211 --> 00:03:17,112 We could consider "fall fish," uh, or "scape-fish." 95 00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,381 Or even "fall bird," and then we're back to Dee. 96 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:21,182 [Dennis] Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, guys, 97 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,951 but, um, 98 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:27,289 my hand is so tightly clenched into a claw... 99 00:03:27,391 --> 00:03:29,143 -Same, same. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm feeling the claw 100 00:03:29,226 --> 00:03:30,945 -again, uh... -[Dennis] All right, all right, 101 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:33,128 so why don't we do this? Let's all take a deep breath 102 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,829 before we continue this conversation, 103 00:03:34,932 --> 00:03:36,898 -un-claw our hands. -[taking deep, shaky breaths] 104 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,838 I think Dee is right. 105 00:03:43,941 --> 00:03:45,473 I think we got to take this mess 106 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:47,742 from the beginning and find out how we got here. 107 00:03:47,844 --> 00:03:49,678 -Uh-huh. -Find out who's really to blame. 108 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,980 Now, as you recall, it all started several weeks ago... 109 00:03:52,082 --> 00:03:53,815 Whoa! 110 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:56,718 <i>...when Frank found that jug out back.</i> 111 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,153 Yo, let me blow on that. 112 00:03:58,255 --> 00:03:59,721 No, you make sounds 113 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,323 when you bang on 'em, not blow on 'em. 114 00:04:01,425 --> 00:04:03,158 -No, you blow on it. -Yeah, yeah. 115 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:04,678 You know, like a... [blows on bottle] 116 00:04:04,761 --> 00:04:06,146 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -But it's gonna be much deeper. 117 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:08,296 No, no, no, no, he's right. You don't blow on it. 118 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:09,717 No, if you blow on it like that... 119 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,199 No, you turn it upside down! 120 00:04:11,301 --> 00:04:13,034 You don't bang on it... 121 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:14,622 [Dennis] <i>Of course, that led to a vigorous debate,</i> 122 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:16,338 <i>which, in turn, led to vigorous clawing</i> 123 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,073 <i>until we decided to stop fighting</i> 124 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,874 <i>and, yeah, simply get our own jugs.</i> 125 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,580 <i>Annoyingly, however, the jugs were filled with fluid.</i> 126 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,116 What are we supposed to do with all this fluid? 127 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:30,685 Uh, yeah. 128 00:04:30,787 --> 00:04:33,021 Can't really play 'em as an instrument until we... 129 00:04:33,123 --> 00:04:34,756 -Oh. -Yeah, that's a problem isn't it? 130 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,825 Yeah, we could... uh, wash the bar with it? 131 00:04:36,927 --> 00:04:38,493 Eh, you don't want to wash the bar 132 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,862 -with a water-based liquid. -[Frank] Make a fire? 133 00:04:40,964 --> 00:04:42,616 Oh, oh, oh! Make a fire, and then pour the water on the... 134 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,251 -Make a fire and put it out. -What are you talking about? 135 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:45,419 We're not gonna make a fire. 136 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,434 But if we start a fire, then we... 137 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:47,902 Why would we start a fire? 138 00:04:48,005 --> 00:04:50,305 So we, so we have a reason to use all this liquid. 139 00:04:50,407 --> 00:04:52,259 [Dennis] <i>After an hour-long argument about the best way</i> 140 00:04:52,342 --> 00:04:54,309 <i>to dispose of the fluid, uh, we caved</i> 141 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:56,411 <i>and decided the best way to make the jugs empty</i> 142 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,480 <i>was to simply drink the water.</i> 143 00:04:58,582 --> 00:05:00,782 [Dennis] You know, if I'm braising something, 144 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,124 is that a way to cook something 145 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,537 or is that shellacking it in something? 146 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,860 Like, am I putting sauce on it? 147 00:05:04,955 --> 00:05:06,221 [Dennis] <i>The inadvertent effect</i> 148 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:08,189 <i>of the water cooler was not just hydration</i> 149 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,190 <i>but conversation.</i> 150 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,425 Is it about the sauce 151 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,426 or the cooking technique? Or both? 152 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,761 -It... Both. -Both. 153 00:05:12,863 --> 00:05:14,081 <i>The water tank became a think tank</i> 154 00:05:14,164 --> 00:05:15,930 <i>for business scaffolding as well as recent</i> 155 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:18,466 <i>health initiatives and, you know, general interest.</i> 156 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,102 Well, now, I've taken to using baby oil 157 00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:23,505 almost exclusively when I get out of the shower. 158 00:05:23,607 --> 00:05:25,326 You know, I don't know if you guys know this, 159 00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,475 but you can actually put a tablespoon of baby oil 160 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,777 in your coffee in the morning, 161 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:30,912 and it resets the pH balance of your gut bio me. 162 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:32,547 You drink it? 163 00:05:32,649 --> 00:05:34,149 You know, if you're gonna dump stuff, 164 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,483 the best place is the ocean. 165 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,452 I mean, you know, in a pinch, 166 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,254 you go to a lake or a river, 167 00:05:39,356 --> 00:05:41,089 but you want to get rid of something, 168 00:05:41,191 --> 00:05:42,924 ocean's the only way to go. 169 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:45,226 Dennis, how do they get the oil out of the baby? 170 00:05:45,328 --> 00:05:48,129 Do they have to mash the babies up or grind them? 171 00:05:48,231 --> 00:05:50,498 Is it babies that are sick and dying already? 172 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,034 -Or-or, what is the... -Don't be an idiot, Charlie. 173 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:54,202 The babies are alive. 174 00:05:54,304 --> 00:05:56,704 They just wring them out like a old rag. 175 00:05:56,807 --> 00:05:59,474 The Cybertruck is by far the coolest piece of machinery 176 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,309 that the space nerd has ever made. 177 00:06:01,411 --> 00:06:02,651 -Absolutely. -I love that truck. 178 00:06:02,746 --> 00:06:05,080 I'm furious that all cars don't look like that. 179 00:06:05,182 --> 00:06:07,368 Totally. You know what it is? It delivers on the promise 180 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,750 of the future from our youth. 181 00:06:08,852 --> 00:06:10,185 -Yes. -Right? We thought all cars 182 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,372 were gonna look like that back in the day. 183 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,840 You know, hard lines, sharp corners, 184 00:06:12,923 --> 00:06:14,155 DeLorean-like materials. 185 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:15,542 Oh, I know, it's the transportation 186 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,791 fitting of a Terminator. 187 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,526 -Totally, a Terminator. -Absolutely. 188 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,195 Yeah, it's like a rhombus on wheels. 189 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,915 Right, right, right, right. Yeah, no, absolutely. 190 00:06:21,998 --> 00:06:23,350 [Dennis] <i>We were firing on all cylinders.</i> 191 00:06:23,433 --> 00:06:24,818 <i>But things took a most exciting turn</i> 192 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:27,202 <i>when one particular topic was raised.</i> 193 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,737 Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on slap fighting? 194 00:06:30,774 --> 00:06:32,841 Slap fighting? 195 00:06:32,943 --> 00:06:34,042 I'm unaware of this. 196 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,844 Oh, well, let me tell you, 197 00:06:35,946 --> 00:06:38,213 just like the Cybertruck is the future of transportation, 198 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:42,117 slap fighting is the future of dispute mitigation. 199 00:06:43,787 --> 00:06:45,520 [Dennis] <i>And my God, was he right.</i> 200 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,455 <i>We had to try our hand at it.</i> 201 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:48,990 The Egyptians, they liked the cats. 202 00:06:49,092 --> 00:06:50,058 They liked 'em. 203 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,326 I know, but it's a... 204 00:06:51,428 --> 00:06:52,946 it's a cat-based society, you know what I mean? 205 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:55,029 Yeah, but I-I understand that, but... 206 00:06:55,132 --> 00:06:56,917 -The cats are a huge part of their thing, man. -They like the cats. 207 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,333 [Dennis] <i>Everybody loved it.</i> 208 00:06:58,435 --> 00:06:59,787 <i>We swapped out the clawing for slapping.</i> 209 00:06:59,870 --> 00:07:01,622 <i>I mean, we were using it to-to settle arguments.</i> 210 00:07:01,705 --> 00:07:03,104 <i>We were using it to end the day,</i> 211 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:04,606 <i>to start the day, to say goodbye,</i> 212 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,674 <i>to say hello, to celebrate, to mourn.</i> 213 00:07:06,776 --> 00:07:08,009 <i>Everything, you know?</i> 214 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:11,346 <i>But then Mac had a business idea.</i> 215 00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,517 Gentlemen, let's discuss 216 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:18,453 professional slap fighting. 217 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:21,975 [Dennis] <i>We were all slapped across the proverbial cheeks</i> 218 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,358 <i>with this venture.</i> 219 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,727 [cheering] 220 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:27,295 Take your shirts off, though. 221 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:29,797 [shouting] 222 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:33,268 [Dennis] <i>It was this hand/face-based business venture</i> 223 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,422 <i>that led to the off-lining of certain corporate assets</i> 224 00:07:35,505 --> 00:07:37,405 <i>into various aquatic bodies,</i> 225 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:40,742 so Mac is clearly the prime candidate 226 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:43,011 to fall on the metaphorical sword here. Yes? 227 00:07:43,113 --> 00:07:44,431 Sure. Well, yeah, that-that-that... 228 00:07:44,514 --> 00:07:45,766 -that adds up, right? -Sounds good. 229 00:07:45,849 --> 00:07:47,568 That does seem to be the proper mathing, yes? 230 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:49,136 -You agree? -Yeah, I do hear you guys on this, 231 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,252 and as long as we're outside of the earshot 232 00:07:51,354 --> 00:07:52,954 of this reporter, I'd like to add 233 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,275 you can stick this line of logic up your various assholes. 234 00:07:55,358 --> 00:07:56,758 -Mmm. -[Charlie] All right. 235 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,779 -It's an interesting point. -That's, uh, harsher language 236 00:07:58,862 --> 00:08:00,681 -than I thought we were allowed to use here, but... -Appreciate your candor. 237 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:03,164 Also, Dennis is leaving out a core friction point. 238 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:06,234 <i>Things were going smoothly until Dennis pointed out</i> 239 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:08,436 <i>that the whole thing sorely lacked eroticism.</i> 240 00:08:08,538 --> 00:08:10,572 Slaps and profits have gone up. That's great. 241 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:11,606 -Uh-huh. -Uh-huh. 242 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,408 But chick saturation has gone down. 243 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:15,076 -That's not good. -Uh-uh. 244 00:08:15,178 --> 00:08:17,478 The whole thing is sorely lacking eroticism. 245 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,581 The data is alarming. 246 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:21,049 -Yeah. -Well, let's fix that. 247 00:08:21,151 --> 00:08:22,283 -Yeah, yeah. -Go on. 248 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:23,618 [Mac] <i>He pitched something</i> 249 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,320 <i>with the eroticism of mud wrestling</i> 250 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,862 <i>and the aggression of a Cybertruck.</i> 251 00:08:26,957 --> 00:08:29,324 The world just has not delivered on the future 252 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,593 that we were promised when we were growing up. 253 00:08:31,695 --> 00:08:33,194 We were promised mud wrestling. 254 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:35,430 We were promised wet T-shirt contests. 255 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:37,765 We were promised women going wild. 256 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:40,602 At a certain point, we stopped women from going wild. 257 00:08:40,704 --> 00:08:41,769 Why did we do that? 258 00:08:41,871 --> 00:08:42,770 They want to go wild. 259 00:08:42,872 --> 00:08:43,938 They should go wild. 260 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,473 They want to go wild. 261 00:08:45,575 --> 00:08:47,375 Let's let them go wild. 262 00:08:47,477 --> 00:08:49,344 They're too dry. 263 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,945 And so they don't feel wild. 264 00:08:51,047 --> 00:08:52,146 Yeah, exactly. 265 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:53,815 Guys, let's get back to our core values. 266 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:55,650 I mean, th-there is an underserved market 267 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,419 for one-on-one erotic sport competition 268 00:08:58,521 --> 00:09:01,322 between scantily clad, oiled up women. 269 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:03,258 [Mac] <i>He proposed pivoting away from dudes</i> 270 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,959 <i>and investing all of our resources</i> 271 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:07,495 <i>more heavily into women and baby oil.</i> 272 00:09:07,597 --> 00:09:09,364 [cheering] 273 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,932 -[shouting] -[thudding] 274 00:09:12,736 --> 00:09:14,869 This is why Dennis's head must roll. 275 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,838 I compliment him on the innovation, 276 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:19,173 but the idea was a little chunky. 277 00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:21,361 If I'm being honest, my personal distaste for women aside, 278 00:09:21,444 --> 00:09:23,197 I think you crapped the bed on the execution. 279 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,980 We were over-leveraged in the baby oil department, 280 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:28,883 and subsequential environmental what-have-you's 281 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,186 from the off-lining have left us in this particular situation, 282 00:09:32,289 --> 00:09:34,389 which is why I nominate Dennis. 283 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,190 Right time, right skull. 284 00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:37,859 I like it, I like it. 285 00:09:37,961 --> 00:09:39,680 I gotta say, I'm impressed. You know, you coming at me 286 00:09:39,763 --> 00:09:40,948 open kimono here, and I appreciate that. 287 00:09:41,031 --> 00:09:41,996 So, kudos, you know? 288 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:44,065 But I do think we need to helicopter up, 289 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,668 stretch the vantage point a little bit. 290 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:48,355 Think we need to chew on the key protein here, 291 00:09:48,438 --> 00:09:50,338 which I believe to be... Dee. 292 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,706 [Mac] Mm. 293 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,293 [Dennis] With the women slappers in the bar, 294 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,377 <i>we were thriving, but we weren't quite reaching</i> 295 00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:58,813 <i>the erotic escape velocity that I was hoping for.</i> 296 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,500 I mean, there's just, it really all it is 297 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,583 is there's one lingering problem with the women. 298 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,718 Well, they're ugly. 299 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,852 They're ugly. 300 00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:06,688 I didn't want to say it, but they are ugly. 301 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,175 Yeah, they're a bit gruff, aren't they? 302 00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:10,992 The big issue for me is you can't put baby oil 303 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:13,194 on any of these women, you know? They'll bite you. 304 00:10:13,296 --> 00:10:15,897 Oh, I had one almost bend my arm completely in half. 305 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,765 I tried to put baby oil on her, and she... 306 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,600 Oh, I got pinned by her, too, man. 307 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,002 Yeah, yeah. So, you know, like, 308 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:22,770 chick saturation is up... that's good... 309 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,372 but the attractive/oil saturation... 310 00:10:24,474 --> 00:10:25,726 -[Charlie] Is way down. -[Dennis blows a raspberry] 311 00:10:25,809 --> 00:10:26,874 It's way down. 312 00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:28,061 -Why is that? -Yeah, it's way down. 313 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,778 So we need to find a way to lure in hotter women. 314 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,780 Yeah, that's all it is, you know what I mean? 315 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,635 -Anybody got any ideas? -[Frank] Back in the day, 316 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,918 when we were taking down all the aluminum siding, 317 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,587 what were we gonna do with all that asbestos that was left? 318 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:41,441 -We dumped it in the Schuylkill. -Oh, you did? 319 00:10:41,524 --> 00:10:42,757 -Yeah. -[Dennis] Okay. 320 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,592 But-but in order to get them to do it, 321 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:46,894 we lured them in with a Cadillac. 322 00:10:46,996 --> 00:10:48,396 [Charlie] Oh. 323 00:10:48,498 --> 00:10:49,950 That's what you got to do with a woman. 324 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,518 You think we give these gals a Cadillac... 325 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:53,153 -Yeah. -...and we say, you know, you win the slap fight, 326 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,621 -you get a Cadillac? -Everybody needs money. 327 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:56,070 Wait. 328 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,772 I know exactly what we should do. 329 00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:00,375 Oh, I was thinking the same thing. 330 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,410 I doubt it. 331 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,533 -[laughing] -Look at this thing. 332 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,802 Oh, man. Frank, baby, this is quite the prize. 333 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,437 -Nice. -[Dennis] Nicely done, Frank. 334 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:13,238 -Yeah! -Wow. 335 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,907 -Look at the hard angles on this. -Yeah. 336 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,075 It's beautiful, man. 337 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:17,109 [Dennis] <i>The Cybertruck lured in</i> 338 00:11:17,211 --> 00:11:18,877 <i>a much sexier talent pool.</i> 339 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,832 <i>We were really excited about the quality of slapper,</i> 340 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:24,049 <i>but there was one that stood out above all the others.</i> 341 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,918 <i>I mean, we couldn't take our eyes off her.</i> 342 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,153 I can't wait to see the headlights on her. 343 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,956 [laughs] Yeah, well, and you never will see 'em, Frank, 344 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,425 because there's only one single headlight. 345 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,127 [Charlie] It's a single headlight. Yeah. 346 00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:36,695 [Dennis] <i>We couldn't give her away.</i> 347 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,031 <i>We had to have her. Wasn't long before we came up</i> 348 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,033 <i>with a plan to retain her for ourselves.</i> 349 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,887 <i>We would just have to win the slap contest.</i> 350 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,471 <i>You know, we needed a ringer. Someone to tear through</i> 351 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:47,191 <i>these waifish models and ensure the truck</i> 352 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,974 <i>would remain in our portfolio.</i> 353 00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:51,276 What are you guys doing? 354 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:54,813 Eh? 355 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,916 [Edvard Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King" playing] 356 00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:01,920 [scoffs] 357 00:12:07,528 --> 00:12:10,295 [spectators exclaiming] 358 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,634 [yelling] 359 00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:21,140 [Dennis, chuckling] <i>Dee was tearing through girls</i> 360 00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:22,794 <i>like a paper shredder through company records,</i> 361 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:25,611 <i>and we knew she would, as I had explained it with a graph.</i> 362 00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:27,198 The lower the self-esteem, the harder the slap, 363 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,781 and Dee could take a hit, too. 364 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,702 Right, years of getting slapped around by Frank, right? 365 00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:31,817 -[chuckles] -Yeah. 366 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,985 Those were the days. 367 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,205 -Oh, yeah. -If you say so, buddy. 368 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,220 If you say so. 369 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,089 <i>She had it all, and she delivered</i> 370 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,557 <i>slap after slap.</i> 371 00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:41,593 <i>Sexy women, aggressive violence, futuristic trucks.</i> 372 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:44,062 <i>Everything was going according to plan.</i> 373 00:12:44,165 --> 00:12:45,397 <i>Until Dee got knocked out.</i> 374 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,266 [crowd exclaims] 375 00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:49,234 Dee, I thank you for your service. 376 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,122 -I love you like a sister. -Well, I am your sister. 377 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,372 Well, you know, familial ties notwithstanding, uh, 378 00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:55,407 think you kind of drained the kettle on that one. 379 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,209 And, hey, you know, no offense, but I think 380 00:12:57,311 --> 00:12:59,878 you've proven yourself to be pretty good at taking a fall. 381 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,180 [laughter] 382 00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:02,548 [Dee] Guys, I know 383 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,882 things are getting hot, okay? 384 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,870 But I think we're styling the wrong mannequin here. 385 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:09,188 I would've won that competition if it wasn't for our associate 386 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,823 deviating from the business plan, 387 00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:12,324 and that would be Charlie. 388 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,827 Oh. Uh, wow. 389 00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:17,729 [Dee] <i>He fell back on some old bad habits.</i> 390 00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,364 [chuckles] 391 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,599 Hup! 392 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:23,202 -[The Waitress screams] -Wassup! [laughs] 393 00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:24,589 -What's going on? New car? -Oh, God. 394 00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:26,224 -I like it. Pretty sweet. -Okay. What is this? 395 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:28,426 -Is that a Geo? What is this? -What is this? Why are you here? 396 00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:30,275 Well, I got a business opportunity for you. 397 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,877 Oh, a business opportunity? 398 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,464 -Yeah, check this out. -Oh, good. Great. 399 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:34,766 -Yeah, you're gonna like this. -I bet. 400 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,801 We're doing these, um, oiled up slap fights in the bar. 401 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,083 -Oiled up slap fights? -Yeah. 402 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,570 We're oiling girls, and they're slapping each other. 403 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,552 Oh, you're oiling girls up? 404 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,820 Yeah, so I could oil you, 405 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,755 -or you could oil yourself. -Did you come here 406 00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:45,591 to ask me if I want to get oiled by you? 407 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:47,392 -Uh... ye... -Are you stalking me again? 408 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,760 Stalking? 409 00:13:48,863 --> 00:13:50,343 Whoa. Since when did I ever stalk you? 410 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:51,830 No, that's not my thing. 411 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,298 -Flirting, maybe, but... -Okay. 412 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,585 Hey, look, you don't have to do it, 413 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,087 but I will say that the winner of the thing 414 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:57,402 is gonna get a free truck. 415 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,571 But I-I suppose you like this car better, you know? 416 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,240 [scoffs] 417 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:02,941 You're giving away a truck? 418 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,878 A Cybertruck. 419 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,580 -Oh. -[Dee] <i>Little did he know</i> 420 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,582 <i>that she wasn't just driving that crappy car,</i> 421 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,251 <i>she was living in it.</i> 422 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,319 ♪ ♪ 423 00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:23,295 <i>The allure of the Cybertruck and a lifetime</i> 424 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:25,397 <i>of petty miseries suffered by this woman</i> 425 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,832 <i>rendered her unstoppable.</i> 426 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,734 Yeah, okay! 427 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:30,736 Who's next? 428 00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,005 Um, hey. 429 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:34,506 I got an idea, all right? 430 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,808 What if you and I get a little side pot going? 431 00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,143 Right? You and me. 432 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,312 We tone down on the slaps, we call it a tie, 433 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:41,866 and that way we can share the Cyber... 434 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,982 [yells] 435 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,084 [spectators groaning] 436 00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,422 [slowed down shouting] 437 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:54,359 [slowed down, distorted] Yeah! 438 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,694 I was sucker punched. 439 00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:57,896 -[scoffs] No. -[Charlie] No. -Mm-mm. 440 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,817 -In your dreams. -Yeah, no. You were looking right at her. 441 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,886 She slapped the shit out of me, but I wasn't ready. 442 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,136 It was uncalled for, and it wasn't fair. 443 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,923 <i>To make matters worse, Frank reversed course</i> 444 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,606 <i>and refused to make her whole.</i> 445 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,993 What do you mean, I don't get the truck? 446 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,943 It's all in the terms and conditions. 447 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:13,812 -What? -Look, "Cybertruck not included." 448 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,547 Can you read? Can you read? 449 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:17,182 Oh, my God! 450 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,650 -What? -Oh, my God! Screw you! 451 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,504 -Screw you guys so hard! -It's plain in writing. 452 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,667 Oh, I'm taking this public. 453 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,140 -Don't you dare. -[Dee] <i>Needless to say,</i> 454 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,743 <i>she was pissed, and she promised to go public, and let's face it,</i> 455 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:27,893 <i>we didn't have permits for any of this.</i> 456 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,895 <i>Which led to the panic and dumping of assets</i> 457 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,349 <i>to erase the trail of corporate culture</i> 458 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,650 <i>and create plausible deniability.</i> 459 00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,018 -I'm gonna call the newspaper... -No, no, no, no. 460 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,753 So, as the crow flies here, I think we can all see 461 00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,369 from a bird's-eye view that had Charlie 462 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,023 not invited The Waitress, none of this would have happened, 463 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,358 so Charlie should take the fall. 464 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:41,406 And I would say "all due respect," 465 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,407 but I don't respect you. 466 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,608 It's true, Charlie, 467 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:45,377 we may have reached our inflection point. 468 00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,212 Okay, great, yeah. That's all good, yeah. 469 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,781 And I-I'm hearing you guys, you know, ear-wise, 470 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,883 and, um, you know, mouth-wise, 471 00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:53,885 uh, you're giving me various wordables 472 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:55,721 that are adding up to thoughts. 473 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:56,974 This is good. I see how you're 474 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,697 trying to clip my wings so that I can fly. 475 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,959 That's not how birds work. That makes them un-fly. 476 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,295 Okay, I did not know that you were the bird expert. 477 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,364 But I would like to pivot here, uh, you know, 478 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:06,732 before I fall on the sword, 479 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,368 and say that I was also using my eyeballs 480 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:11,536 this entire time for various observables. 481 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,107 Because I realized... [clears throat] 482 00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,441 ...that, uh, Frank was, uh, 483 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,276 you know, growing in hardness 484 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,512 as the eroticism in the bar was increasing. 485 00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:22,714 And, uh, he was becoming as hard 486 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,735 as a Cybertruck himself, you know, which you can see. 487 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,618 Cheese, of course, is also on this graph. 488 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,887 -Just keep going. -Uh, moving past. Uh, well, 489 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,023 the main thing here is that I think we now have 490 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,724 our open sliced lamb, 491 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,027 you know, uh, open commando person. 492 00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:37,429 -What? -What are you saying? 493 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,031 I'm saying it should be Frank, man, 494 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,653 because he was throwing an orgy in the basement the entire time. 495 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,969 -What? -[Charlie] Yes. I realized 496 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,405 Frank was trying to capitalize on the erotic environment 497 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,974 and pivot into a more orgasmic business model. 498 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:53,178 <i>Right? And I noticed, uh, various unsavory investors,</i> 499 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,581 <i>uh, were paying Frank to try to get in on the ground floor.</i> 500 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,102 Dear Goddamn, you are not good at this. 501 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,203 I'm trying to say dudes were paying Frank 502 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,185 to go into the basement. 503 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,353 -Mm-hmm. -Right. 504 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,673 And he was failing in his efforts 505 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:04,175 to poach talent from the slapping pool. 506 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:06,291 Ooh, I like those straps. 507 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,126 You know, I can't wait to see it off. 508 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,694 Let's go downstairs... 509 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,615 And I knew this 'cause chicks were slapping him constantly. 510 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,098 But then, I saw him 511 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,967 trying to headhunt for new key players in this thing. 512 00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:19,438 Yo, baby! I need a prostitute. 513 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,959 [Charlie] <i>But he was running up against some logistical hurdles.</i> 514 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,009 Well, when's she coming back from The Bahamas? 515 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,130 [Charlie] <i>So, the slap fighting and the basement full of men,</i> 516 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,698 <i>the whole thing was just a big red flag,</i> 517 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,421 <i>he had a target on his back and whatnot.</i> 518 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,850 So when The Waitress got all pissed off 519 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:33,652 she wasn't gonna get a Cybertruck, 520 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,187 and the police were potentially 521 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,822 gonna get involved, Frank panicked. 522 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,824 He was worried about the orgy, 523 00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:41,178 which led to the dumping into the Schuylkills and whatnot. 524 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,528 And so that is why 525 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,565 he is the person that-that should take this fall. 526 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,401 Um, also, there's still a bunch of dudes in the basement. 527 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,836 -What? Right now? -What? 528 00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,223 Yeah, there's, like, guys down there now, right? 529 00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,691 -What, how many are down there? -Dude. -No. 530 00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:55,474 -11. -11 dudes in the basement. 531 00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:57,576 No, but the reporter could see all this. 532 00:17:57,678 --> 00:17:59,230 Yeah, one could come up. It could be an issue for us. 533 00:17:59,313 --> 00:18:00,931 -Oh, shit. -We gotta figure out what we're gonna do 534 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,100 -and get her out of here. -Well, I-I agree with Charlie. 535 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,935 I think Frank should take the fall for the whole thing. 536 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,018 Well, that's insane. 537 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,271 You drove the Cybertruck into the river. 538 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,320 Well, I didn't know. 539 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,440 I thought it was an aquatic vehicle. 540 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,608 It's an environmental nightmare! 541 00:18:10,691 --> 00:18:11,709 -It should be, but it's not. -If anything, 542 00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:12,724 it looks like it goes into space. 543 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,844 Yeah, it should be, but it's not. 544 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,727 The liberal press is going to crucify us. 545 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,963 -[Charlie] Yes, yes. -I gotta come clean. 546 00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,231 I think the truck is ugly. 547 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,718 Goddamn it, I knew you were gonna say that. 548 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:23,401 [stammers] I knew she was gonna say that! 549 00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:24,903 This claw will... 550 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:26,404 -I call bullshit on that! -Okay. 551 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:27,825 All right, all right, enough, enough. 552 00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:29,260 I've had enough with the charts and the maps 553 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,642 and the graphs. 554 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,410 It's clear you're all good foot soldiers. 555 00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,146 Loyal servants and whatnot. 556 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,648 But it's time we connect the Legos here 557 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,751 and boil down to our core values. 558 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,333 Yes, hammer down on our brand identity 559 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,088 and come out open commando. 560 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,975 -I said the commando thing. -Yeah, Charlie already said that. 561 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,077 I thought it was, it sounded cool, 562 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,311 and I wanted to circle back to it. 563 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,479 Oh, if you're doing it because it's cool... 564 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:49,922 Okay, I got a plan, and this is it. 565 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,050 Okay, here we go. Uh, ma'am? 566 00:18:54,152 --> 00:18:55,918 We are finally ready to make our statement. 567 00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,386 [Dee] Yeah. Yeah. 568 00:18:57,489 --> 00:18:59,522 [sighs] Ah... 569 00:18:59,624 --> 00:19:01,357 No comment. 570 00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:02,425 [Frank] That said, 571 00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,193 we are no longer gonna drink, 572 00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:07,763 serve or have anything to do that represents water. 573 00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:09,546 -Yeah. Right. -Water is not the cornerstone 574 00:19:09,634 --> 00:19:10,600 -of our company. -Mm-mm. 575 00:19:10,702 --> 00:19:11,734 And we will hereby, uh, 576 00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:12,768 be getting rid of the water cooler. 577 00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:14,170 -Mm-hmm. -Gone. -Gone. 578 00:19:14,272 --> 00:19:16,291 Excuse me? I-I'm not sure what you're talking about. 579 00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:18,274 Sorry, we got on talking like this 580 00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:19,842 when we started over-hydrating. 581 00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:21,677 Yeah, we watched a couple YouTube clips 582 00:19:21,779 --> 00:19:23,579 about a corporate retreat, got some water, 583 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:25,467 -got hydrated and... -So we're not gonna talk about that subject 584 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,436 -anymore, anymore. -No more water. -Yeah, "no comment" 585 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,471 -is the main thing, right? -No comment. -What I said in the beginning. 586 00:19:29,554 --> 00:19:31,106 -Yeah, and no water. -[woman] I'm sorry, 587 00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:32,421 do you think I'm a reporter? 588 00:19:32,524 --> 00:19:34,524 Yeah. 589 00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:36,893 No. I'm here for the orgy. 590 00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:38,528 Oh. 591 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,630 Oh, good... great. 592 00:19:40,732 --> 00:19:43,099 Great. Oh! Hey, guys! 593 00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:45,101 The whore's here! 594 00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:46,936 [cheering] 595 00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:49,338 I was waiting for you. 596 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,126 -[Charlie] I told you guys, man. -That's one, that's one woman. 597 00:19:51,209 --> 00:19:53,142 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's not an orgy. 598 00:19:53,244 --> 00:19:54,477 That's a... 599 00:19:54,579 --> 00:19:55,678 -No. -That's a gang bang. 600 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,098 -[Dee] No, no. -It's a gang bang, yeah. 601 00:19:57,181 --> 00:19:59,849 We really should find a way to exit Frank. 602 00:19:59,951 --> 00:20:03,953 Captioned by <font color="#00ffff">Media Access Group at WGBH</font> access.wgbh.org 603 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,921 [man chanting backwards] 603 00:20:39,305 --> 00:21:39,669 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm