Mr. Bigstuff

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,840 It's warning, Lee. Someone doesn't want us to find him. 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:05,840 Do you feel like you're just the worst person in the world? 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,119 Emotionally crippled. 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,400 And I don't want to cruise for winkle with you anymore. 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,240 It's nearly my birthday. Me and you are gonna do a mum-daughter manicure. 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,640 You never said who Glenn's real father was. 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,960 We're not gonna tell Glenn. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,960 Family is all that matters, innit? 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,880 I'm going to open the good wine, babe, fuck it. 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,960 And you know what? In fact, I'm going to whack on a bit of Sade. 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,759 She is just in that kind of mood, baby. 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,360 Get out. 13 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,880 Have you trumped? Just waft it with a pillow, it'll be fine. 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,360 Get out.OK. Just get this down your neck, you swine. 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,760 What? 16 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,600 Glenn, you're scaring me. 17 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,480 What? Glenn? 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,000 Glenn! 19 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,960 How could...? 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,040 How...? (DOOR CLOSES) 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,840 I'm back. 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,800 Apparently, I'm emotionally crippled, Glenn. 23 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,720 Are you having that? 24 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,600 Am I? Crippled? 25 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,040 Emotionally? 26 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,960 Get out. 27 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,080 What? Has he trumped? Just open the window. 28 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,320 Ge... Ge... 29 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,360 Get... Get out! 30 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,080 Get out! Ahhh! 31 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,720 What the fuck is happening? 32 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:19,320 Ugh! Ugh! 33 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,920 He was fine and now... I don't know. 34 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,480 ♪ SADE: Your Love Is King 35 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,200 ♪ The ruler of my heart, your kisses ring... ♪ 36 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,440 Oh, shit! What? 37 00:01:32,479 --> 00:01:34,360 It's a tick bite. 38 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,120 What? A fucking tick bite. He had one when we was kids. 39 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,880 His fucking throat. 40 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,680 It's a fucking tick bite! What? In here? 41 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,880 Where's your Piriton? 42 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,400 Ah, Monsieur Campbell. Fuck off, Roger. 43 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:51,479 In the drawer! Where? 44 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,920 In the drawer! Well, I can't fucking find it! 45 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,320 (GASPS) 46 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,320 What the fuck is going on? 47 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,800 Ohh... 48 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,960 Oh... 49 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,680 Oh... Hello? 50 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,640 The door was open. Lee, look, I've come to apologise. 51 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,440 Oh, crikey! 52 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,800 He can't see that. 53 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,160 Disconnect it. Disconnect it. Glen? 54 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,240 Listen. Get the fuck out. 55 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,200 Both of you. No. 56 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,600 Both of you, pack your bags. 57 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:35,320 I want you out of my fucking house. 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,200 (DOORBELL RINGS) 59 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,000 You ready? 60 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,120 Er... Not even slapped on a bit of liner? 61 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,079 It's my birthday meal, Kirst. 62 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,400 Oh, erm... Lucky for you, I carry spare Rimmel. 63 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,880 We can do it in the car. Mum, I'm not sure that we're erm... 64 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,160 Something's... I'm sorry, you're what now? 65 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,000 It's just because we've had erm... 66 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,880 Susanna! Ha ha ha! Right! 67 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,000 Shall we? Yeah, fine. 68 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,400 Shoes on, Kirst. There we go. 69 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,880 Lee can follow behind. He knows the way. Come on, birthday girl. 70 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,480 Your carriage awaits. Ha ha! After you. Ha ha ha.Alright. 71 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,720 Off we pop. (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 72 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,600 (DOOR CLOSES) 73 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,880 Hello? 74 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,240 Hello? 75 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,480 Wh...? 76 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,200 You know what, chaps? 77 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,240 You can say what you like about a carvery, 78 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,120 but you get gammon and pineapple 79 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,960 with a side of curly fries. You're not wrong, Susanna. 80 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,760 Ha ha ha! 81 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,800 How's yours? Hm? 82 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,400 Your food, Kirsty. You've been staring at it since you arrived. 83 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,720 It's chilli con carne, not a fucking Picasso. 84 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,400 Erm... Er, it's just a bit bland. 85 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,000 Well, the salt's right there. 86 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:02,640 Look at that. Pair of them falling over themselves to get to you. 87 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,920 What's that like, Kirst? Two fellas at your whim. 88 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,040 I need a drink. Cola, is it? We'll get you another. Anyone else? 89 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,720 How comes he's on softs? It's my birthday. 90 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,840 He's off the drink, aren't you? Yeah. 91 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,440 It's meant to be a flipping knees-up. We can still have fun. 92 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,600 Come on. We're celebrating, everyone. The big 5-5. 93 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,279 Let's have a toast. To Sue. To me. 94 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,440 Come on. Sue. 95 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,320 ♪ CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations 96 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,320 ♪ Congratulations... 97 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,240 It's a bit early, innit it? I'm only halfway through my main. 98 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,880 Oh. It's breathing tube, is it? 99 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,520 I say, don't come out if you're that ill. It's depressing. 100 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,880 ♪ I want the world to know I'm happy as can be... ♪ 101 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,240 What? 102 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,240 Oh! 103 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,600 Yoo-hoo! 104 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,800 Yoo-hoo! Hello! (KNOCKS ON WINDOW) 105 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,040 Whoa! (RAPE ALARM BLARES) 106 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,760 Oh! (RAPE ALARM STOPS) 107 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,040 (KNOCKS ON WINDOW) Sir! Sir, I'm locked in. 108 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,280 I'm locked in. 109 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,800 I am locked in! 110 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,600 (RATTLES DOORKNOB) (SPEECH INAUDIBLE) 111 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,480 (OPERA MUSIC PLAYS) I am locked... 112 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,120 What? 113 00:05:33,159 --> 00:05:35,440 Oh, no, no, no, the front is locked as well. 114 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,040 What? 115 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,760 No, no, no. Yes, wait, wait, wait. 116 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,360 Wait. Oh, no. Yes! 117 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,440 No, I am very happy with my pied de terre. 118 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,440 All mod cons and a Demi-terrace. 119 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,480 Neighbours are cunts, but they're jealous 120 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,280 cos I got the top-floor flat. 121 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,800 On a clear day you can see all the way to Chigwell Lido. 122 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,320 Well, we're happy, if you're happy. 123 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,880 I am happy. Not that Her Ladyship would know. 124 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:02,720 Hasn't bothered to visit. Sorry. It's been busy. 125 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,800 Work. You might be better holding off at the moment. 126 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:09,240 Lift's are out of order. It's seven flights. I don't know if you'd cope. 127 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,040 Sue. What? 128 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,880 I'm a mother. I'm only taking the piss, aren't I? Jesus Christ. 129 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,640 A bit of gentle ribbing, darling. 130 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,120 Help you lose a few pounds. I said, enough. Oi! 131 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,680 It's not yours. 132 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,280 What? It's my drink, not yours. 133 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,920 Ohh! 134 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,240 Little bit of sibling tension there. 135 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:31,960 Bring it on. Dinner and a show. Shut up, Mum. 136 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,760 Tell you what, Sue. 137 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,880 It's a shame Kirsty hasn't been to visit you yet. 138 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,400 Why doesn't she come stay with you for a bit? What? 139 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,560 Good idea, eh? A couple of days, maybe. Or longer. 140 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,640 Tell you what, why don't you pack a suitcase 141 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,600 and keep your mum company while she settles in? 142 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,200 Lovely! A bit of girl time, you know? 143 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,320 Yeah, let's toast to that. Glen. 144 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,720 What, Kirsty? 145 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,360 Oh, here we go. 146 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,880 ♪ Congratulations 147 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,360 ♪ And celebrations 148 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,760 ♪ When I tell everyone that you're in... ♪ 149 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,280 Oh, it's for that one, is it? 150 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,160 Ten-ton Tina in the Ugg boots? 151 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,520 Not sure a fudge brownie is what the doctor ordered, but who am I to judge? 152 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,480 Right. Looks like you need a refresh, Susanna. 153 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,200 Can't have a toast without a top-up. 154 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,760 Me and Lee will get a round in. 155 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,240 Well, we'll just get the waiter- Nah, come on.Yeah. 156 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,000 Oh. 157 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,480 It's getting hot in here, innit? 158 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,720 Probably shouldn't have worn my full get-up, but does look good. 159 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,720 It's, um... Yeah. What? 160 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,760 Don't you like it? 161 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,680 Why are you wearing a tiny hat? 162 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,200 It's not a tiny hat, Kirst. It's a fascinator. 163 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,320 I'm fascinating. 164 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,000 Wait. Yeah? 165 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,360 Is that your-? Oh, yeah. 166 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,920 My mother-of-the-bride outfit. Yeah, I thought I'd show it off. 167 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,880 Why ever not, eh? 168 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,000 How long...? How fucking long, you and Kirstie-? 169 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,560 Don't piss me about. It was one kiss, I swear, one kiss. 170 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,560 Who, erm...? 171 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:15,200 Who started it? Wh-Who leaned in? 172 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,040 Well, actually, she-(LAUGHS) 173 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,360 I'm even asking. Erm... (CHUCKLES) 174 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,400 I know it was you. Of course, it was you 175 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,880 You're a fucking virus, mate. 176 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,560 Did everything you could. You softened her up, 177 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,400 and then you went in for the kiss, am I right? 178 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,200 Yeah. Yeah. 179 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,400 I knew it. 180 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,600 Fuck you! 181 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,920 ♪ HOT BUTTER: Popcorn 182 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:54,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 183 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,520 It's an outfit, innit? It's only right.But... 184 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,320 But what? Don't you want to save it? 185 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,520 Oh, come off it, Kirst. 186 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,080 Ain't gonna get any use, otherwise. 187 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,120 Mum. Let's not piss around the mulberry bush, eh? 188 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,920 Cos you two ain't getting married. 189 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,720 And judging by tonight, 190 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,920 I'll be surprised if you last a year. 191 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,560 Ugh! 192 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,920 Ugh! Agh! 193 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,880 Why did you do it, eh? 194 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,240 Just the thrill of it, taking my bird, is that? 195 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,320 This is always fucking... 196 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,360 Everyone loves Lee, even though he half arses it, 197 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,120 even though he fucks people up, but try as I might, I'm fucking... 198 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,680 Fucking... 199 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,560 Remember Mum fretting about you, Lee? 200 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,440 Big clumps of hair falling out from the chemo. 201 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,440 The cancer was... 202 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,040 But you're why she died, mate. 203 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,800 You. 204 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,280 (CHILDREN'S VIDEO GAME TRILLS) 205 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,800 Hello, kids. 206 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,440 ♪ CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations 207 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,440 Am I wrong? 208 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,080 No. 209 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,200 Believe you me. Because I speak from experience 210 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:40,040 that when that rot sets in, sweetheart... 211 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,480 ...there ain't nothing getting that shit out. 212 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,920 I tripped on a bar stool. At last. I'm parched over here. 213 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,360 Oh, here we go. It wouldn't be a birthday 214 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,800 without her putting on the waterworks. What have you said? 215 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,040 Me? Why would you assume it's me? 216 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,720 Christ's sake, Sue! Back the fuck off, mate. You what? 217 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,920 What have you said? I really thought we were in for a nice evening. 218 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,240 I thought I might get a little bit of appreciation, 219 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,920 a little bit of respect. 220 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,160 But no. I'm the wicked witch. 221 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,280 Never mind that I bunged you two my life savings, 222 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,240 which you promptly spunked 223 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,080 on that one's losses. I told you to rein it in. 224 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,160 I will not rein it in, you fucking waste of space! 225 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,800 Mum! While we're here, let's have it. 226 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,560 How old are you, anyway, eh? 227 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,160 Lounging around your brother's gaff like fucking Caligula? 228 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,320 Yeah? Getting 'em to run around after you? 229 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,440 Christ, no wonder their relationship's at death's door. 230 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,880 Kirsty Marie Wallace, you will sit the fuck down. 231 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,040 It's my birthday, and you don't get to ruin it. 232 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,640 Shall we pop outside? 233 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,800 Let's face it, it's not Kirsty's fault, is it, the state you're in? 234 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,720 How do you mean? You tell me, Glenn. 235 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,280 How long's a girl meant to wait? Because you can't play snooker with a length of rope. 236 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,760 And that's an actual fact. 237 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,160 ♪ CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations 238 00:11:55,760 --> 00:12:00,560 Oh, erm, shall we just come back? 239 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,400 Oi! 240 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,560 Which of you two... upset them, kiddies? 241 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,000 I work off word of mouth, 242 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:15,280 and I've got four sets of parents back there, fuming. 243 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,120 Who was it? 244 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,480 Shall I just... leave it here? Yeah. 245 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:23,280 I ain't leaving. One of yo use is reimbursing me. 246 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,880 Oi! Wee Willie Wanky. 247 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,000 Are you listening to me? 248 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,800 (OPERA MUSIC) Agh! 249 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,800 (OPERA MUSIC) It's no use. 250 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,480 Unless... 251 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,800 I am too... husky. 252 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,520 Well, if I pull and you push. 253 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,480 Yeah. Hang on. I'm coming up. 254 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,400 (SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC) 255 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,080 And he called me a nonce. 256 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,720 What kind of man says that to a kiddies' clown. 257 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,160 I'm a joy bringer. 258 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,040 I bring 'em joy. 259 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,320 Our manager's asking for you to pay and leave, like, immediately. 260 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,040 Kirst... Kirsty. 261 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,440 Kirsty? Where's Kirsty? 262 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,800 Fuck! 263 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,480 No, she's not in there. 264 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,480 The bill. 265 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,400 They'll pay. 266 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,840 (OPERA MUSIC PLAYS) Well... we tried. 267 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,920 Anyway, I'm sure you've got better evening plans 268 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,120 than helping a silly man through a small window. 269 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,080 Ah, well, not really, no. 270 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,880 I was just gonna watch a rerun of Time Team. 271 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,120 Salisbury Cathedral. 272 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,560 The bishop's grave dig? Oh, shit. 273 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,400 I'm sorry. 274 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,160 Spoiler alert. 275 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,240 You're a historian? 276 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,120 Well, yes. 277 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,760 No, I... 278 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,680 I dabble. 279 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,640 As do I. 280 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,760 Dabble. 281 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,640 I don't suppose you, er, fancy a drink? 282 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,920 ♪ EARL VAN DYKE AND THE MOTOWN BRASS: 6 By 6 283 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,680 Fuck! 284 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,080 You need to drive. 285 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,880 What? Kirsty was going to do it. 286 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,360 I've had a couple of beers. You haven't had a drink, have you? 287 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,160 Don't be so stupid. 288 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,400 Hey! The bill? 289 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,320 Someone's gotta pay. BOTH: She'll pay. 290 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,000 (SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC) 291 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,600 Well, that's the last of it. 292 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,120 Well... 293 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,920 Yes. 294 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,560 Er... 295 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,040 I should, er... 296 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,720 No. Absolutely. Yeah, erm... 297 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,600 Thanks for... 298 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,800 Not at all. Yeah. 299 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,440 Bye now. Yeah. 300 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,200 Before you, erm... 301 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,080 What is that rather lovely music? 302 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,800 Oh, 303 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,600 Puccini. Ah. 304 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,320 I should turn it down. 305 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,200 The neighbours will be sick of me always singing along. 306 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,080 (CHUCKLES) 307 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,800 You sing? 308 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,480 Opera? 309 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,520 (LAUGHS) 310 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,720 Oh. 311 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,680 You are so gonna pay for this. 312 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,560 OK, but can you pay for this because everyone else has gone? 313 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,600 You know, when it happened, I-I-I was a state. Stop talking, Lee. 314 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,080 I love you, though, don't I? 315 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,920 (HORN BLARES) Keep your fucking eyes on the road! 316 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,400 You're driving like your pissed. 317 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,080 Yeah. Now I've found out, I want you gone. 318 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,320 I don't want you to come back. Do you hear? 319 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,520 (SINGS SHAKILY): ♪ Vincero 320 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,560 ♪ Vincero 321 00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:02,240 ♪ Vin-cero... 322 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,079 (CLOSING CHORDS OF "NESSUN DORMA" PLAY) 323 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,960 (CLEARS THROAT) 324 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,839 Crikey. 325 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,160 Ah... Seems I'm er... 326 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000 here for the night. Hm. 327 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,359 Better bed down. 328 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,800 Yeah. 329 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,599 Unless... 330 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,400 Well... 331 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,480 ...I can't get out. 332 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,360 But a man... slender as yourself... 333 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,520 ...might slip in. 334 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,000 ♪ CHARLIE MUSSELWHITE: Christo Redemptor 335 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,120 Stop! That's her. 336 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,400 Glen, I'm really sorry. 337 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,120 I just want to make- We're done, mate. 338 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,280 Kirsty! 339 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,320 Kirsty. 340 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,800 Why have you...? 341 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,040 Turn around, Kirsty. 342 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,600 I'm so sorry. (SOBS) 343 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,680 Look at me, then. 344 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,560 Fuck it. Look at me. 345 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,040 I should have told you, but I was so scared, Glenn. 346 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,080 And now it's just worse. 347 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,800 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's worse. 348 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,480 I suppose you should, erm... 349 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,800 No, I don't... 350 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,320 I don't... I don't know what we do from here, but, erm... 351 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,440 ...at least we can work it out without Lee around. 352 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,840 What? 353 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,480 I know... 354 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,920 ...Kirsty, how it... 355 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,920 happened. 356 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,840 I've given him his marching orders. I won't be seeing him again. 357 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,680 What do you mean? 358 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,240 I mean, he told me, Kirsty. 359 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,120 He told me that he kissed you, that he made it happen. 360 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,960 But... 361 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,840 Oh, my God. 362 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,120 What? (SOBS) 363 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,280 That's then... 364 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,200 That's not... It's not... 365 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,160 Shit! 366 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,920 What is it with these fucking bricks? 367 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,200 ♪ SPARKS: This Town Ain't Big Enough For The both Of Us 368 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,800 "Stop looking for Don." 369 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,320 But we found the cunt. 370 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,600 Glenn... 371 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,240 What? 372 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,480 It was, er... 373 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,400 It was... 374 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,840 Kirsty! 375 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,880 Kirsty? Kirst, Kirst. (SHE GASPS) 376 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,280 Oh, fuck. (REVS ENGINE) 377 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,440 Oh! (TYRES SCREECH) 378 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,480 Let's fucking have it, son. 379 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,520 (TYRES SCREECH) 380 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,360 You wanna fuck about with me? Huh? 381 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,760 ♪ Flying, domestic flying 382 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,360 ♪ And when the stewardess is near... 383 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,240 You wanna fuck with me, cunt?! 384 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,440 ♪ Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat 385 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,120 ♪ You are a khaki-coloured bombardier... 386 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,880 Ahh! Oh, fucking hell! 387 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,920 ♪ This town ain't big enough for both of us... ♪ 388 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,200 Ohh! 389 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,800 Now, then, who the fuck are you? 390 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,920 Pam?! 391 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,200 That's right, twat. Pam! 392 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,520 But why the fuck would you do this? What, are you...? 393 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,040 ♪ Johnny Hallyday: Da Dou Ron Ron 394 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,640 Oh. 395 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,120 This is an intervention, love. Dump the cunt, pronto. 396 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,320 ♪ Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron 397 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,560 ♪ Ne pleurez pas, laissez tomber, tant pis 398 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,280 ♪ Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron... 399 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,000 Chris, Sue! 400 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,920 Just be a mother for once in your fucking life! 401 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,320 ♪ Oui, bien sur, j'ai eu tort 402 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,080 ♪ Oui, j'aimerai encore 403 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:48,800 ♪ Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron 404 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,560 ♪ Quand I'amour s'en va, il s'en va pour de bon 405 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,520 ♪ Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron 406 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,560 ♪ Ne pleurez pas, on n'y peut rien au fond 407 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:03,000 ♪ Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron... ♪ 408 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,480 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 408 00:22:07,305 --> 00:23:07,858 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org