Mr. Bigstuff

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,520 What's the matter with you? Maybe cos my dad didn't love me! 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,240 Some people ain't built for family. Me and dad, we're the same. 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,960 KIRSTY: That thing between us in the car... No one needs to know. 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,960 Mark my words, Ian, I'm gonna get you a bit of cock. 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,680 BUNNY: We need the cash. RON: Not from the El-Baz lot. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,880 We're not getting involved. 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,840 When is the meeting? 9 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:30,120 GLEN: It's an address. (BOTH LAUGH) 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,800 (BIRDS TWITTERING) I don't understand. 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,640 It says we're here? Must be round the back. 12 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,000 Fucking hell. The old man's guys got leylandii. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,160 Turn left up there, and we'll go in the front.No. 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,600 No, no, no, this is better. Lee? Lee? Where are you going? 15 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,560 He might have staff, Glen. We go and buzz the gates, they won't let us in. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,440 We need to slip in the back doors. 17 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,600 What, break in? Again? No, we can't. We're not- 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,800 Calm down, snippy long stockings. 19 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,720 Trust me. Lee! 20 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,760 (FUNKY MUSIC) Lee! 21 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,680 Lee, we'll piss him off. 22 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,760 Hey! I can't just... I'm meant to be at work. I can't just... 23 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,920 He just needs to see us, Glen. See our actual faces, 24 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,920 and it'll all fall into place. 25 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,480 You can bet your bollocks on that. (MUTTERS) Fuck. 26 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,960 (GROANS) 27 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,200 ♪ HOT CHOCOLATE: Heaven's In The Back Seat Of My Cadillac ♪ 28 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,480 Well, fuck my old boots. 29 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,320 (SIGHS) 30 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,400 He's minted. 31 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,320 ♪ Heaven's in the back seat Of my Cadillac 32 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,360 ♪ Let me take you there 33 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,360 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 34 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,920 BUNNY: He's here, Ron. THey've just pulled up. 35 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,960 El-Baz is here. 36 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,920 RON: Mr El-Baz! Good to see ya. 37 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,840 We were expecting your father. (CHUCKLES) 38 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,640 EL-BAZ: Yeah, he's indisposed. 39 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,600 Oh. 40 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,440 We have an understanding, me and your dad. 41 00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:01,520 Are you well? I'm not my dad. Sorry? 42 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,480 I've got my own way of doing things. 43 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Oh, right. (CHUCKLES) 44 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,759 You wanna make your mark- Ronald. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. 45 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,200 Let's keep it professional. Who's this? 46 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,000 Ignore Yohannes. 47 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,280 He's not here. 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,600 Now, boys... 49 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,840 you have my pallets. 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,560 A trailer got hitched to our truck. It was... Did you look? 51 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,200 (INHALES SHARPLY) Well... 52 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,160 At the contents. Did you look? Well... 53 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,800 Of course not. Anyway... 54 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,960 it will be with you first thing tomorrow.Ron... 55 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,600 I had freight due to me six days ago. 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,120 I'm sure you can understand I feel a bit... 57 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:48,040 ...encumbered.I'm sure. But we can only apologise. 58 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:51,040 And that would have been good enough for my dad. 59 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:53,520 But me... 60 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,680 you see, I feel like I'm, um... 61 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,200 (SMACKS LIPS) ..due compensation. 62 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,880 Hold your fucking horses. 63 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,720 Bunny! No. He's bang out of order. 64 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,920 Christ on a pipe, if anyone's en-fucking-cumbered, it's us. 65 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,560 We held stolen goods. Hello? 66 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,400 So, you did look. 67 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,000 Maybe I had a little peek. I... Fuck, who cares? No. No, look. 68 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,240 We can bung you a bit of cash. It'll be fine. 69 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,320 We'll cover ya. I'm not sure a cash bung is gonna fix this... 70 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,960 Ronald. 71 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,280 We need to keep our hands clean. I peeped. 72 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,760 I just fucking peeped. We'll cover your costs. 73 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,760 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) 74 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,040 ♪ HOT CHOCOLATE: Disco Queen ♪ (FUNKY, HIGH-ENERGY MUSIC) 75 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,040 (MUSIC FADES, CONTINUES) Aysha, hi, i-i-it's Glen. 76 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,520 Uh... How you feeling? You ready to smash those targets?! 77 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,600 AYSHA: (ON PHONE) 'Honestly, I'm thinking nah.' 78 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,720 What? Why? 'I've shut the shop.'You've what? 79 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,520 But... But the audit. LEE: Come on, Glenda, get a jog on. 80 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,400 Christ, Dad's done well. It's like fucking Bridgerton. 81 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,160 Aysha, no... MAN: 'Number 25, double cheeseburger, dirty fries.' 82 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,680 'Brother. Where's my mayonnaise?' Huh? 83 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,960 Look lively, Glen. Come on! 84 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,480 Lee! Lee! Lee, wait. (MUSIC RESUMES) 85 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,160 Let us cover your costs, and we'll move on! 86 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,560 Yeah, I think we're past that point. (MUSIC FADES OUT) 87 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:17,079 Question is... how do we proceed? (DOOR OPENS) 88 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,079 KIRSTY: I'll just have the usual, thanks, Pam! 89 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,959 (DOOR CLOSES) Do excuse my lateness, everyone. 90 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 (FUNKY MUSIC RESUMES) 91 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,520 Mr El-Baz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO. 92 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,760 CF what now? So... (MUSIC FADES OUT) 93 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,840 ...I understand that you're overdue on freight we've been holding. 94 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,760 How would you like to pay? 95 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,960 (INHALES DEEPLY) (CHUCKLES) 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Sorry, does she know who I am? 97 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,640 (CHUCKLES) Respectfully, if you'd like to address me, 98 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,840 organ grinder, monkey, et cetera. 99 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,360 To your question: I know who your father is. 100 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,000 And I know that he built his business by covering his expenses. 101 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,560 Yeah, I'm not my father. I know that you're also a very savvy businessman. 102 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,240 Which is why we have provided an exceptional service for you. 103 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:04,920 Holding your goods, rendering them untraceable by third parties. 104 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,600 You also peeped then? Well, I'm very thorough. 105 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,040 Yeah, and I insist on a full inventory. 106 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,920 Of course, we have held this from the authorities until now. 107 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,080 Are you threatening me? (LAUGHING) 108 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,400 Oh, Mr El-Baz, please. 109 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,440 Yes. I'm absolutely threatening you. 110 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,040 Yes. (LAUGHS) 111 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,080 So, cash, card, or payment plan? 112 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,480 (FUNKY MUSIC RESUMES) 113 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,800 Oh, shit! It's a party. 114 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,240 Cunt's having a regatta. Come on. We'll come back another time. 115 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,880 What you talking about? This is what we want. We'll get in easy. 116 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,760 He can't turn us away in front of his posh mates, can he? 117 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,600 Are you alright? Yes. I'm fucking pumped, ain't I? Wait, wait, Lee, Lee... 118 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,640 Listen, you've gotta focus. You got some questions. 119 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,000 What you gonna ask him? Well, like, "How could he?" How could he what? 120 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,520 Well, like, leave us, leave Mum, when she was... 121 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,760 she was so... She didn't deserve that. 122 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,680 Mm. Mm. And we're gonna get you some answers. Alright, wh... 123 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,600 well, what... 124 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,400 what if he rejects us... again? He won't. 125 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,800 Anyway, if he does reject you, he rejects us both. 126 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,680 Do you understand me? Yeah.Good. Now, Captain Birdseye's on the door. 127 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,560 We'll walk up with confidence, waltz in. 128 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,960 He says anything, we blag it. Right. Right? Mm.OK. 129 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,040 So... chest out, shoulders back. 130 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,560 Confidence, yeah? Confidence, yeah. 131 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,640 Let's have it. Let's have it. 132 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,680 (FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES) 133 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,440 Who are you? We're here for the party, mate. 134 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,400 You're...? We're with the band.Oh. 135 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,440 Love your cod fillets. They're the bollocks. 136 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,240 God bless ya. Yeah. Nice one, Glen. 137 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,640 Slick. Hm. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 138 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:46,800 Don Campbell, you miserable cunt! 139 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,200 (VOICE SLOWS) Come out and see your... 140 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,400 (MUSIC STOPS) (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 141 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,440 (SLOW, ECHOED CHATTER) 142 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,800 (NOSTALGIC LOVE SONGS PLAY ON SPEAKERS IN ROOM) 143 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,920 MAN: Can I help? 144 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,040 Oh. Is this...? 145 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,480 Oh, we're doing Dreamboats and Petticoats today for the residents. 146 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,520 Helps them to remember, y'know? 147 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,560 Who are you? WOMAN: It's me, Derek. 148 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,680 It's Claire. 149 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,120 So, who are you here to visit? 150 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,840 Uh... We're, um... 151 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,520 We're looking for Don. 152 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,280 Don Campbell. 153 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,400 Yes, follow me. 154 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,440 Hello, Derek. Who are you? 155 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,800 And then, if you'd like to engage our services further, we'll have you on file. 156 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,600 We'd have to consider that on a case-by-case basis. 157 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,360 Our books are... rather full. 158 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,840 I-I-Is he alright? EL-BAZ: He's fine. 159 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,760 He knows what he did. Right... 160 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,760 come on, Yohannes! Let's get out of here. 161 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,680 Can't have you bleeding out on these fine people's carpet. 162 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,400 (CHUCKLES) And you... 163 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,720 ...nice doing business with you... (SOFTLY) ..Boss Bitch. 164 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,200 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Pew, pew! 165 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,720 Yeah, it's on your folder. 166 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,200 Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Laters, Ronald. 167 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,880 (DOOR OPENS) 168 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,520 (SIGHS DEEPLY, GROANS) (CHUCKLES) 169 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,200 Oh. Oh! 170 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,640 Thank Christ! Well, don't thank him, Ron. 171 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,400 Thank me. (LAUGHS) R... 172 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,960 Only... Only joking. No, uh... it's... it's all good. 173 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,720 It's all good. (CHUCKLES) You're kidding? 174 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,679 You could have got us all killed. 175 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:36,400 What? He's a powerful man. 176 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,880 You can't just... dish up threats. 177 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:44,080 It was pretty whack a-fucking-doodle-do, and that's coming from me. 178 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,000 Well, I thought... I thought- 179 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,320 Well, don't fucking think. Just... 180 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,360 toe the line from now on, love. 181 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,600 Go back to you filing. Mm-hm. 182 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,800 ♪ MILVA: L'immensita ♪ (CONTEMPLATIVE BALLAD) 183 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,840 OK. 184 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,800 Yeah, this, uh... this ain't right. This is the wrong place, so... 185 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,720 must be another Don Campbell. 186 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,880 Date of birth 3rd of April 1951? 187 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,520 (SIGHS) Yeah. 188 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,560 (SWEEPING STRING ACCOMPANIMENT) 189 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,680 ♪ Io son sicura che... 190 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,320 Actually, Mr El-Baz? 191 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,840 Um... Can I just check your payment details because... 192 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,520 You're not gonna ask me for a job then? 193 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,520 You're better than this place, Kirsty.(SCOFFS) 194 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:43,320 (MUSIC FADES OUT)(CHUCKLING) No, I don't think I am. Am I? 195 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:51,280 Ball's in your court... Boss Bitch. 196 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,760 (MUSIC RESUMES) (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 197 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 You should know that he's... 198 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,440 Well, it's palliative care. 199 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,840 (SIGHS) 200 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,040 OK. Well... 201 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,840 ...come on then. Um... 202 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,880 (MUSIC FADES OUT) 203 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,480 I might need, um... (CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY) 204 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,280 There's a family room, if you'd like a moment. 205 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,320 Uh... I'll... 206 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,280 ...I'll go first. 207 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,920 (MUSIC FADES IN GRADUALLY) 208 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:47,400 ♪ Nell'immensita-a-a-a... 209 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,960 (MACHINES BLEEPING) 210 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,280 Hello, Dad... 211 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:07,440 ...you fucker. ♪ Nell'immensita ♪ 212 00:11:09,486 --> 00:11:12,520 (BREATHING SHAKILY) (MACHINES PUMPING, WHIRRING) 213 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,880 ♪ TERRY SNYDER: Theme from Picnic ♪ 214 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,720 (PERCUSSIVE, GENTLY SWINGING, NOSTALGIC MUSIC) 215 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,040 You been busy? (MUSIC STOPS) WOMAN: He can hear ya. 216 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,360 Sorry. I should've... 217 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,480 I didn't want to interrupt. 218 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,560 Sorry, I... I thought his nurse... Oh, I'm not the nurse, love. 219 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,320 I'm his wife, Sheryl. (MUSIC RESUMES MORE ENERGETICALLY) 220 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,000 It's Lee, isn't it? 221 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:45,400 Ooh, it's alright. You're with family. 222 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,520 (MUSIC STOPS) 223 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,560 Come here. 224 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,000 (MUSIC RESUMES WITH SOFT, SHIMMERING BRASS ACCOMPANIMENT) 225 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,080 (DOOR CREAKS) 226 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,800 (DOOR CREAKS) 227 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,840 (DOOR CLOSES) 228 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:10,074 229 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,680 That's Freya and Lily, the grandkids. 230 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,120 Always climbing all over him! 231 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,560 They're gonna love you. (MUSIC FADES OUT) 232 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,000 Simon and Matthew, they're your stepbrothers. 233 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,360 They were just young kids when I met your dad, 234 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,080 but he took 'em on like his own. 235 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,640 He's such a loving father. They're here somewhere. 236 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,800 I can fetch 'em. Nah, you're alright. 237 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,520 I helped Donald find the church. (CHUCKLING) Donald. 238 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,800 You got kids? 239 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,040 Nah. 240 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,160 Not really a family man. 241 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,240 "Chip off the old block." That's what me mum used to say. 242 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,120 (MUSIC RESUMES) Turns out she was wrong about that. 243 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,440 (MUSIC STOPS) 244 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,280 Who are you visiting? Hm? 245 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,040 Oh, um... my... dad. Yeah. 246 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,280 Us, too. Oh.Mm. 247 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,440 Donald talked about you a lot. He was so proud of ya. 248 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,360 Funny way of showing it. He thought about you every day. 249 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,760 Wanted so badly to get in touch. Well, why didn't he? 250 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,480 We thought he was dead. 251 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,160 All these years, not one word, and then, only one photo of me 252 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,040 and not one of Glen. Glen? 253 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,280 The other one? What? 254 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,800 You don't know-Why ain't he got no photos of his son? 255 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,720 (CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC) 256 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,560 Our... Our dad left when we were quite young. 257 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,760 To be honest, me and him weren't close. 258 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,680 I-I thought I might feel... 259 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,760 ...I don't know, angry, you know? But I-I don't... 260 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800 I don't feel anything. (CHUCKLES) 261 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,120 We're here for our stepdad. Oh, right. 262 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,400 But we've always just thought of him as "Dad," haven't we? 263 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,200 He's a great man. (CHUCKLES) 264 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,000 You don't have to be blood to be family.Mm. 265 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,200 Mm. Uh-huh. 266 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,440 SHERYL: He never said who Glen's real father was. 267 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,400 But he couldn't stand to be around this... reminder. 268 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,480 I don't, um... Him, Glen. 269 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,160 It tormented your dad just to see him. 270 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,320 My mum weren't like that. I'm guessing... 271 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,680 Glen's different to you and your father. 272 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:38,600 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Lee, about your own mother. 273 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,880 What? That she were unfaithful. 274 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,240 I'm sure she had reasons. 275 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,760 Christ teaches us to love the sinner, hate the sin. 276 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,400 Well... people fuck up. 277 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,840 We don't curse in here. This is a place of serenity. 278 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,360 So, you still see this... Glen? 279 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,920 See him? He's got his trotters up in the family room, my darling. 280 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,360 I presume he doesn't know either. No, he doesn't. 281 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,040 I think he should. 282 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,840 Christ teaches us to shine light on darkness. 283 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,920 Well, Christ can do what he fucking likes. 284 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,560 We're not gonna tell Glen. It will kill him.Right. Well... 285 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,560 if he's here, he'll have met his stepbrothers, then. 286 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,720 They might well feel inclined to enlighten him. 287 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,760 No.(SIGHS) (RHYTHMIC MUSIC RESUMES) 288 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,760 But, please, come over some time! Join us at church even! 289 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,280 You'd like it! Your Dad did! 290 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,520 He were very friendly with the pastor! 291 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,720 He was pretty chummy with the garlic bread 'n' all, by the look of him. 292 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,320 Our biological father died years ago.Oh. 293 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,960 We were with him at the end, too. 294 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,360 Luckily. 295 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,200 It's important. 296 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,880 Getting to say goodbye. Goodbye. 297 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,920 Yeah. Mm. 298 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,840 (RHYTHMIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES SOFTLY) 299 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,320 (BREATHING ANGRILY) 300 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,720 Ooh! The old two-step. Move! 301 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,680 I'm Nancy, but you can call me whatever you like. 302 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,640 Fucking hell. (LAUGHS) Ooh! 303 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,320 Lovely big bum on you there?! (LAUGHING) 304 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,400 Ooh! (CHUCKLING) 305 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,040 (DOOR OPENS) (LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES) 306 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,760 Where's Glen? 307 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,480 Oh. Glen? Little bloke? Cagoule? 308 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,520 M&S slacks. That's the one. Oh, he went to go 309 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,920 and say goodbye to his dad. Oh, fuck! Whoop-de-do! 310 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,000 Who's this? This is Nancy, but you can call her whatever you like.Wait. 311 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,280 Don't we know you? Yes, I'm the gardener. 312 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,560 N-No, that's not it. Can't stop. Gotta trim the gardenias. 313 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,320 (LAUGHING) (DOOR CLOSES) 314 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,440 No, don't go in there. What? Why? 315 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,400 He's unresponsive. It's not good. 316 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,840 I have to, Lee. It's horrific. And you can't unsee it. 317 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000 Lee, you don't need to protect me from everything. 318 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,160 No, Glen... 319 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,880 ...you know? Because, sometimes, you've just got... Oh... 320 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,760 he's perked right up. 321 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,880 (JAZZY, BLUESY PIANO MUSIC) Huh. 322 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,920 Such a relief. Go on. 323 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,200 (MUSIC FADES GRADUALLY) (MACHINES BLEEPING SOFTLY) 324 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,800 (BOTH CHATTERING SOFTLY) 325 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,480 Stop. You can't go in. BOTH: Why not? 326 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,400 Because he's... 327 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,680 ...dead. (SIGHS) 328 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,720 Dad. (SIGHS) 329 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,400 Go and make yourselves a cup of tea, 330 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,080 and I'll come and get you when I've tarted him up. 331 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,400 But... you're the gardener. 332 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,640 We're short staffed. 333 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,560 Go on. 334 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,960 (DOOR OPENS) 335 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,840 He's got another family. Yeah. 336 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,960 Yes, he has. 337 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,120 Go on talk to him. Go on. He can hear ya. 338 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,320 Go on. 339 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,320 (MUSIC SLOWS, SOFTENS, CONTINUES) 340 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,920 Hi, Dad. What's happen... (CLEARS THROAT) 341 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,560 (SMACKS LIPS) Good to see you. 342 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,920 (SIGHS) 'Spose I won't be getting my answers after all. 343 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,800 Probably not. 344 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,760 But he loved you, Glen. 345 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,960 Huh? At least you know that. 346 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,800 Had it by his bedside the whole time. 347 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,320 Wow. (SWINGING BLUESY MUSIC) 348 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,600 I don't even recognise him, Lee. Mm-mm. 349 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,040 I'll give you a minute. 350 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,960 Shit. (DOOR CLOSES) 351 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,000 Lee? Were you just in his room? I've been looking for ya. 352 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,360 God. I've been thinking I want to get into it. 353 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,840 Right. Well, let us... Not in there. 354 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,920 Not in front of me dad. I don't want to over commit, you know? 355 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,880 I understand. 356 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,320 There is a prayer room down the corridor.Perfect. 357 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,000 (SIGHS DEEPLY) How lovely! Mm. 358 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,280 So, we, uh... we... we put our hands together. 359 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,120 Don't we? And, uh... Huh. Yes. 360 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,200 We don't have to close our eyes, but it... it does help. 361 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,720 I'd like to close eyes. Oh, good. 362 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,920 So... we can ask God anything we want. 363 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960 And...(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES) (DOOR LOCK CLICKS) 364 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,320 Huh? Lee? Lee! (BLUESY MUSIC GETS LOUDER) 365 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,920 I don't even know what to say to you now, Dad. 366 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960 (MUSIC FADES OUT) 367 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,160 I don't really know you, do I? 368 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,200 I 'spose just... 369 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,640 ...I forgive you. 370 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,560 Yeah. (DOOR OPENS) 371 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,640 You done yet or...? It's a bit quick. 372 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,480 Yeah, but have you said what you wanted to say 373 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,840 because we should-I... 374 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,000 I suppose I have. Yeah. 375 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,600 I thought I'd feel sad, Lee, but I-I don't. 376 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040 I-I-I don't feel anything. Am I shit? 377 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,280 No. You've got no reason to feel bad, Glen. 378 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,720 He left us, remember? 379 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,800 Me and Kirsty, we're your family. He ain't part o' that. 380 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,520 So... yeah, let's go. 381 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,280 Ooh, here, benefit the cause. 382 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,320 (ROCK 'N' ROLL SAXOPHONE AND DRUMS MUSIC) 383 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600 Let me out! 384 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,960 Him. Is that him? 385 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,120 Does she mean me? Dementia. She probably thinks you're Ronnie Corbett. 386 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,760 Ah... (SING-SONGY) ..let's take the scenic route... 387 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,360 (NORMAL) ..because it's nicer, and there's a lovely lawn. 388 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,440 You off already? Yeah. Will you be back? 389 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,840 BOTH: Nah. 390 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,240 (SIGHS) 391 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,400 IAN: So, Lee... I brought you here to... 392 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,520 Secrets. 393 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,680 (SIGHS) He fucking replaced us. 394 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,280 I always wanted to be like him, but it was me mum. 395 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,440 She's the one who held it all together. 396 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,440 I never even got to say goodbye to her. 397 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,880 Yes, that does sound tricky. Now- What are we doing here anyway? 398 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,360 Ice creams by the fountain. That's not gonna get you any winkle.Well... 399 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,800 There's a woods round the corner. There'll be plenty of geezers in there wanking. 400 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,040 No! Lee, I... Look, I don't want this. What? 401 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,600 I'm sorry, but I don't think this is quite-I get it. 402 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,400 You're still not over me. What? 403 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,680 And that's... it's fair enough, you know? Now, hang on! 404 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,000 I think you're a lovely geezer... You're not listening! 405 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,480 I am listening. It's just that all that I'm hearing-Oh... 406 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,920 shut up! (EXHALES ANGRILY) 407 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,280 This is it. I thought I was in love with you, 408 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,880 but now, having spent time with you, I've realised... 409 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,840 you're pig-headed and obnoxious and emotionally crippled. 410 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,640 And I don't want to cruise for winkle with you anymore. 411 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,080 (LIGHT, SHIMMERING WOODWIND MUSIC) Here. 412 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,160 Rude. 413 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,280 ♪ Oh, senor... ♪ 414 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,480 Aw, love! Yeah. I mean... 415 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,160 obviously, it was... horrible seeing him all... 416 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,720 B-But... But I feel like my anger 417 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,160 what I had... it's just... gone. 418 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,480 You've got closure! That's great! Yeah. Yeah, I think... 419 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,000 maybe I have. Yeah? Yeah. 420 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,960 Aw! Lanzarote! 421 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,840 I didn't even know the telly did that! 422 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,720 Yeah, just clicked "connect to the cloud." Hm. 423 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,760 Hey, how was your day? How's work? 424 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,240 Yeah, it was... um... yeah. 425 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,080 What? (LAUGHS)No, well, it's a bit boring, but, um... 426 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,960 yeah, I think I might have discovered 427 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,440 an untapped revenue opportunity. 428 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,560 Oh. Well done, love. Thank you. I knew you could do it. 429 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,920 Yeah. W-W-W-Which, um... 430 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,840 (CLICKS LIPS) ..which is a relief cos, um... 431 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,960 I think I might need to find a new job. 432 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,480 Glen? Yeah, uh... 433 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,760 haven't really mentioned it, what with everything... 434 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,680 But, um... yeah, I sort of put work on the back burner, 435 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,600 and it turns out we've got an audit on Friday, 436 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,080 so I think, maybe, we're, yeah... 437 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,880 fucked. 438 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,960 Mm. Oh. 439 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,200 Yeah. But, you know... it's alright. 440 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,280 Actually, you know what? I'll find a new job. 441 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,720 Yeah. Won't I? You know? A-A-And I-I-I've got you, and... and Lee, 442 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,320 and actually, you know, family is... is what matters, don't it? 443 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,520 Aw, do you know what? 444 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,600 She gonna do it. Oh... 445 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,760 she gonna do it. She's gonna do it. She loves to do it. 446 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,480 She loves to do it. She loves it. 447 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,440 She's gonna crack open a bottle. Oh, do it. Go on, then. 448 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,280 (LAUGHS) 449 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,680 Because do you know what, Glen? 450 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,440 (LAUGHS) I'm sorry. 451 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,920 No, I'm sorry, but, sometimes, you do. 452 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,480 You just have to... 453 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,000 ...celebrate. 454 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,520 ♪ BLUE MINK: The Banner Man ♪ 455 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,720 ♪ Glory, glory, glory... 456 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,320 Fu-u-u-uck! 457 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,480 (EXCLAIMS)(SCREAMS) What the fuck is happening? 458 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,360 ♪ Sing that same old story 459 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,840 ♪ Ain't it something grand 460 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,400 ♪ To be good as you can 461 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,000 ♪ Like a Banner-Man? 462 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,080 ♪ So we reached the square At the top of the hill 463 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,640 ♪ And the music stopped And we stood quite still 464 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,520 ♪ And a few were saved And the people said, "Amen!" 465 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,520 ♪ Then, we all got up and formed... ♪ Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 465 00:24:54,305 --> 00:25:54,253 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm