"Game Changer" Fool's Gold

1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,716 (groovy music) 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,800 - [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer"! 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:12,090 Tonight's guests, his hugs make me go totally insane, 4 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:14,160 it's Mike Trapp! 5 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,500 That is wild. 6 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:21,426 Buzzer Pizza's number one customer, Rekha Shankar! 7 00:00:21,426 --> 00:00:23,309 (Sam and Mike laughing) 8 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:27,510 And ready or Gastronaut, it's Jordan Myrick! 9 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,276 - Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing! 10 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:30,360 (Sam laughs) 11 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,350 - And your host, me. I've been here the whole time. 12 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:37,140 This is "Game Changer", 13 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,300 the only show where the game changes every show. 14 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,250 I am your host, Sam Reich. 15 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,550 I am joined today by these three lovely contestants. 16 00:00:44,550 --> 00:00:46,998 Now, you all understand how the game works. 17 00:00:46,998 --> 00:00:48,090 - No. - Not at all. 18 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,250 - I said yes, 'cause it's my first time and I'm nervous. 19 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,630 - That's right, our players have no idea 20 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:52,800 what game it is they're about to play. 21 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,320 The only way to learn is by playing, 22 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:56,400 the only way to win is by learning, 23 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,080 and the only way to begin is by beginning. 24 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:02,583 So without further ado, let's begin, with another episode. 25 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:06,303 Then another, then another. 26 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,720 Backing myself further and further into a corner 27 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,920 where it's harder and harder to be original. 28 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:13,943 - I've noticed that. 29 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:14,776 - Your stuff has been suffering. 30 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:15,840 - Players, I'm spent. 31 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,240 Would you produce this episode for me? 32 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,400 - [Announcer] First to the stage is Paul, 33 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:24,570 with a pitch that's no copy, all paste. 34 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:27,150 - Trapp, Rekha, Jordan, I stand before you today 35 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:28,920 a humble man with big dreams. 36 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:29,753 I have a question. 37 00:01:29,753 --> 00:01:30,960 What do you remember and cherish 38 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,670 the most from your childhood? 39 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:34,230 Allow me to answer for you. 40 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,338 (Sam laughs) 41 00:01:35,338 --> 00:01:37,920 I bet it's when we used to cover our hands in glue 42 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,720 and then peel it off. 43 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,840 Well, my pitch today is called Project Snake Skin. 44 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,650 If you fund my idea, two amazing helpers, Nico and Ash, 45 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,720 are going to cover my entire body in glue 46 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,780 and then remove it in long, satisfying strips. 47 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:55,170 I am asking for a modest sum of $550 48 00:01:55,170 --> 00:01:57,690 to cover the cost of materials and the full body wax 49 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:59,280 that I got in preparation for this. 50 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,780 Producers, what do you say? 51 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,060 Peel or no peel? 52 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:07,080 - Now players, or should I say producers, 53 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,780 I have made no secret over the years 54 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,700 as to how Dropout marketing works. 55 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:14,370 We produce content, and then we market that content, 56 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:16,530 using social video to do so. 57 00:02:16,530 --> 00:02:19,860 The producer to fund the ideas 58 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:23,850 with the most social video views wins the episode. 59 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,430 Of course, we won't know who that is 60 00:02:26,430 --> 00:02:29,280 until a month after this episode airs 61 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,840 and all the clips have been posted. 62 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,930 - Oh, interesting. - You each have $10,000. 63 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:36,060 What do you think of Paul's pitch? 64 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,374 - I love Paul's pitch. 65 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:38,207 (Sam laughs) 66 00:02:38,207 --> 00:02:40,470 Anyone who enjoys looking at a shirtless Paul- 67 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:41,303 - Huge demo. 68 00:02:41,303 --> 00:02:42,750 - How much nudity will there be? 69 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,960 I'm looking for no penis. Legs definitely, maybe butt. 70 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:46,860 - Jordan, I'm with you. 71 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,103 I'm ready to go down to my briefs for this. 72 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:50,370 - I think we could attract a lot of people that are like, 73 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,640 you're killing yourself. - Yeah. 74 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,070 - You're putting glue all over your body. 75 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,250 - What is seeping into your skin? 76 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,343 - Hate views from- - [Sam] Wow. Wow. 77 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,176 - Oh, so rage bait. 78 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,630 - People are really going to debate in the comments 79 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:59,730 whether I'm harming myself in some way. 80 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:01,710 - Controversy does mean engagement. 81 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:02,543 - That's how I live. 82 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:03,630 - You call this Project Snake Skin. 83 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:06,750 I think what you want is a peel of one solid, slimy- 84 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:07,800 - Could you get it in one piece? 85 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,806 - I don't think he could do it. 86 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:09,639 - I'm going to be wearing underwear, 87 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,610 so I can't break the line there. 88 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,770 But maybe I could do one full top piece 89 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,540 and two for the bottom- - Like a sweater and pants. 90 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,700 - People want the one big- - They do want it. 91 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,740 - That's what I'm hoping to achieve today, with your help. 92 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:22,380 - If any one of you decides to fund this video, 93 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,610 Paul will go offstage. 94 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,680 We will record the gluing up. 95 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,540 Then he'll come back onto the stage, 96 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,910 and we'll watch you peel it off of him. 97 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,200 - You brought up so many good points, 98 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,720 but I also want to bring up 90s nostalgia. 99 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,340 - Do people not do the glue thing anymore? 100 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,721 - I was born in 1993, and I didn't do this. 101 00:03:37,721 --> 00:03:38,820 (all gasp) - Gasp! 102 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,170 - But do you still see the appeal 103 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,120 in such a feat of strength? - (in unison) The a-peel! 104 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,029 - I think I'm going to go ahead and say I'm out. 105 00:03:46,029 --> 00:03:47,340 (Sam gasps) - Oh my. 106 00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:49,020 - [Sam] Jordan is out. - That's really huge. 107 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,010 - I love you, Paul. 108 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:52,500 - [Sam] Would either of you like to make Paul 109 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,110 an offer of his requested $550? 110 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,517 - How do you feel about 100? 111 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:58,999 - 100 doesn't even cover the wax that I already paid for. 112 00:03:58,999 --> 00:04:00,007 (Mike and Rehka laughing) 113 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,599 - How much did the wax cost? 114 00:04:01,599 --> 00:04:04,058 - I don't want to say that. (Sam and contestants laugh) 115 00:04:04,058 --> 00:04:07,386 - I do think this appeals to me on an emotional level. 116 00:04:07,386 --> 00:04:09,540 It appeals to me on an intellectual level. 117 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,064 - Let's go, Trapp. I know you want to say yes. 118 00:04:11,064 --> 00:04:12,660 - Paul, I'm in. I believe in you. 119 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,830 - I knew from the very start 120 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:14,717 that you were the one I wanted to go with. 121 00:04:14,717 --> 00:04:15,900 - Great. - Let's lock it in. 122 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:19,380 - In that case, Paul, your idea has been greenlit. 123 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:21,240 - Thank you. - [Sam] Nico and Ash, 124 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,790 please go ahead and cover Paul in glue! 125 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:25,200 - Let's go! - Let's go! 126 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,420 It's peeling time, you guys! Thank you, producers. 127 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,839 - Literally, no problem. 128 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:32,339 (Mike and Rehka laughing) 129 00:04:33,361 --> 00:04:34,361 - [Paul] Oh my god. 130 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:40,754 You're artists. 131 00:04:40,754 --> 00:04:42,996 That's a pretty good, solid layer. 132 00:04:42,996 --> 00:04:44,670 I feel good about this. 133 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:47,280 - Trapp, that is $550 away from you, 134 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,650 bringing you to $9,450. 135 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:52,290 Congratulations on being our first producer 136 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:53,610 to take a chance on an idea. 137 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:55,950 - If no one else funds anything, I've won by default. 138 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,690 - Hey, listen, quantity is a part of this. 139 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,740 - Oh, because they all add up. 140 00:04:58,740 --> 00:04:59,670 - They all add up. 141 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:01,690 - Better bring out another muscular queer man. 142 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:04,290 - Would you settle for a muscular queer woman? 143 00:05:04,290 --> 00:05:05,250 - Yes. - Yes. 144 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,620 - [Announcer] Next, Anna has an idea 145 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:12,061 that's a kind jester toward total strangers. 146 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,790 - Hear ye, hear ye! 147 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:18,240 Producers, haveth you ever seen those videos of the gents 148 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,060 rolling around the basketball hoop in town square 149 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,430 for strangers to shooteth upon a free throw? 150 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:25,110 They're like, "Stranger, take the ball!" 151 00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,580 And then the strangers sort of shoot the ball, 152 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,747 and if they make it, it's like, woo! 153 00:05:27,747 --> 00:05:29,430 And even if they don't make it, they're like, "Good job!" 154 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,510 - I've seen those videos, yes. 155 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:31,500 - Hugely viral! 156 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,610 Lo, our video will present strangers with a throne 157 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:39,390 upon which to reign. (bell jingling) 158 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:40,223 My bell fell off. 159 00:05:40,223 --> 00:05:41,100 - I'm out! I'm out! 160 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,741 - Oh, and that's fair! - The bells- 161 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:43,574 - Oh! 162 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:45,017 - I'm in! (Rehka laughs) 163 00:05:45,017 --> 00:05:46,753 - We got him back, boys! We got him back! 164 00:05:46,753 --> 00:05:49,050 I will assemble a crew of Dropout members 165 00:05:49,050 --> 00:05:51,750 to go into the world and find our kings, 166 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:54,840 record it, and boom, royal virality. 167 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,080 So for props, costumes, and a really cool throne and stuff, 168 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,290 I am seeking a budget of $1,800. 169 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,270 Will you join me in giving people 170 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:05,283 the pleasure of being king for a day? 171 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,690 - I feel like with those basketball videos, 172 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:12,180 you're getting an element of competition. 173 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,860 - The goal of the basketball videos 174 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,540 is not to make the basket. - Okay. 175 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,400 - It's breaking the pattern of everyday monotony. 176 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,830 - The average person on the street is very scared. 177 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:21,496 - But perhaps it's a gorgeous throne. 178 00:06:21,496 --> 00:06:22,329 - Sure. 179 00:06:22,329 --> 00:06:23,790 - And remember when "Game of Thrones" was so big, 180 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:25,493 and everyone wanted to sit in that chair? 181 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:26,326 - [Rehka] Right. - That's true. 182 00:06:26,326 --> 00:06:27,840 - So people will see it, be enticed. 183 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,760 Real excited. Come on, try it! 184 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,070 And then all of a sudden, you're being fed grapes. 185 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,390 - Something that's missing for me, 186 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,490 kind of piggybacking off my colleague Jordan, 187 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:36,960 is the underdog story. 188 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,790 I think what's interesting about these videos 189 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:40,380 that I would like, for the record, 190 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,060 to say I've never seen or heard of- 191 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,723 - That does hinder me ultimately in the longterm. 192 00:06:44,723 --> 00:06:46,181 (Rehka laughing) 193 00:06:46,181 --> 00:06:47,370 - And how many Dropout cast members? 194 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:49,170 - Holy moly. - Say your three favorite, 195 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,220 and that's who will be in it with you. 196 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,350 - What about these three amazing Dropout cast members 197 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:54,214 in front of me? - I won't bring the numbers. 198 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,176 - Okay! (all laughing) 199 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:59,070 - How do you move around a throne 200 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,200 that is big enough and sturdy enough- 201 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,090 - I'm picturing sort of a dolly situation. 202 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,110 - Okay, can I pitch on that pitch? 203 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:06,060 - Absolutely. - This should be a parade. 204 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,293 - Okay! 205 00:07:08,412 --> 00:07:09,780 Because I love a parade. 206 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:10,950 - You run up to them, you say, "Quick!" 207 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:12,180 Something of that nature. - Scary! 208 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:13,140 - You hop on the dolly. 209 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:13,973 It's some kind of throne or whatever. 210 00:07:13,973 --> 00:07:14,910 - Love. 211 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:19,170 - You get pulled like 15 feet, you wave, everybody claps. 212 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,823 I will go in. 213 00:07:21,853 --> 00:07:23,580 1,500. 214 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,413 - Okay. 215 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:26,333 - Thank you. - Okay. 216 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,079 - I'm out. 217 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:29,912 - And why? 218 00:07:29,912 --> 00:07:31,950 - I think this will scare most people. 219 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:34,770 I think people will not want to sit in the chair. 220 00:07:34,770 --> 00:07:36,570 - So far, $1,500 offer from Jordan. 221 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:37,860 - I think it's great, and I think you 222 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:40,680 have gone very viral many times before. 223 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,150 You yourself have virality. - [Sam] Wow. 224 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,800 - So I think I'm ready to attach myself to you. 225 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,689 - Thank you. Wow, I didn't even bring that up. 226 00:07:45,689 --> 00:07:46,950 - That's a $1,500 offer. 227 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,750 Do you want to counter Jordan? Anna? 228 00:07:48,750 --> 00:07:50,550 - If anything, I'm scrappy and crafty, 229 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:51,930 and I do think we can make it work. 230 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,846 - Anna's idea has been greenlit for $1,500 by Jordan Myrick. 231 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:57,240 - Congratulations. - Jordan, you're on the board. 232 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,983 That's $1,500 away from you. 233 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:00,829 - Thank you. 234 00:08:00,829 --> 00:08:01,951 - It's a pleasure doing business. 235 00:08:01,951 --> 00:08:03,335 This is mine! (Sam laughs) 236 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:04,760 Bye! - Bye! 237 00:08:05,683 --> 00:08:08,040 - [Rehka] Thank you! - [Jordan] Good job! 238 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,930 - We seek a king for the day! 239 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:11,280 - We are waiting for a king! 240 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,230 - A benevolent ruler! - No princes! 241 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:14,721 - Please, come. King for a day, be king for a day! 242 00:08:14,721 --> 00:08:16,170 - Would any of you like to be king? 243 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,331 We're ungoverned! 244 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,743 King, king! Little king! - King, no? King, no? 245 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,390 - Please! - Uh-oh. Competition, guys. 246 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:22,969 - Oh my god. - Want to ride with me? 247 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,110 - You want to ride with us? You can be king! 248 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,787 - Hop on for one second! (peasants cheering) 249 00:08:27,787 --> 00:08:29,790 What is your name, sir? 250 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,379 - My name is Marha. 251 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:34,902 - Marha! - All hail King Marha! 252 00:08:34,902 --> 00:08:36,221 Take the king's hand! 253 00:08:36,221 --> 00:08:38,657 - Kiss the king's hand, please. Thank you. 254 00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:40,450 (peasants screaming) - Off with her head! 255 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,610 - Would you like to be king 256 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:42,812 while you get to your appointment? 257 00:08:42,812 --> 00:08:45,340 - All hail Queen Lisa! - Queen Lisa! 258 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,070 - Bow to your peaceful queen! 259 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,021 - Whatever you guys are doing, it looks like fun. 260 00:08:49,021 --> 00:08:52,090 - All hail- - King Too Fresh! 261 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:54,030 It is your job to knight someone. 262 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,280 - I demand you to slay this guy right here! 263 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,290 - Slay the cameraman! - My liege! 264 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,237 - The king has ordered murder! 265 00:09:01,298 --> 00:09:02,131 - King for a day! - Would you like to be a king? 266 00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:05,933 - Yes. (peasants cheering) 267 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:09,180 - A child rules this kingdom, as it should be! 268 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:11,253 - What do you want as king? 269 00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:12,957 - Food! (peasants cheering) 270 00:09:12,957 --> 00:09:15,104 - The king feasts! (Jeremy chortling) 271 00:09:15,104 --> 00:09:16,986 - Queen Debbie! 272 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:18,638 Bow to the queen right now! 273 00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:19,950 Whoa, rollerblader! 274 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,836 - Queen Rania! All hail! - All hail Queen Rania! 275 00:09:22,836 --> 00:09:24,154 (peasants cheering) 276 00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:27,933 - Come on! You can be king! 277 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,109 I've gotten a kiss from the king. 278 00:09:30,109 --> 00:09:34,209 ♪ All hail the king, all hail the king ♪ 279 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:38,224 ♪ All hail the king, all hail the king ♪ 280 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:41,499 (relaxing elevator music) 281 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:47,310 - Producers, it's time for our next pitch. 282 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,200 - [Announcer] Next to the stage is Katie, 283 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:52,683 whose pitch is a real roll of the dice. 284 00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:57,930 (Jordan giggling) 285 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,000 - [Sam] Oh! Oh, wow! 286 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,950 Oh! Oh! 287 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,660 Space work. 288 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,286 And she's going around a second time. 289 00:10:05,286 --> 00:10:06,227 - Is this going to be for a horse? 290 00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:07,485 - I hope this is the whole pitch. 291 00:10:07,485 --> 00:10:08,318 (Jordan giggling) 292 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:11,113 - Greetings, fair travelers. 293 00:10:11,113 --> 00:10:14,910 D&D has captured the imagination of the Dropout audience, 294 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:15,900 and I should know. 295 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:18,810 I've been in exactly one "Dimension 20" campaign 296 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,330 and was never invited back. 297 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,130 But that all changes today. 298 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:26,940 My pitch, Katie DMs a "Dimension 20" campaign. 299 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:30,240 My players, the best DMs in the world, 300 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,780 all forced to sit through whatever bullshit I come up with. 301 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:37,050 Perhaps we're on a bus, or in an Uber. 302 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,840 Haven't put much thought into it. 303 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,280 Whatever it ends up being, 304 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,080 the results are sure to be upsetting 305 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,860 not just to D&D fans, but specifically to Brennan. 306 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:50,580 And what does the internet love more than an upset Brennan? 307 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:54,003 I am seeking a budget of $3,000. 308 00:10:54,990 --> 00:10:57,120 - And it's going to be one full episode of "Dimension 20"? 309 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,110 - That I DM, knowing nothing. (Sam laughs) 310 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,510 - Can I go back to your idea of it being on a bus? 311 00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:04,470 - Yes. 312 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:05,970 - I think that's terrific. - Thank you. 313 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,812 - Nowhere to go. I'm in. 314 00:11:07,812 --> 00:11:08,645 (Sam and crew laughing) 315 00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:11,250 I think people will watch this because they love to see 316 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,080 a twist on D20. - Yes. 317 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:15,570 - They would love to see these heavy hitters at the table. 318 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,160 - Yes. - Doing your weird bus stuff. 319 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,620 - Right, my bus stuff. - It could be Uber. I'm open. 320 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,911 - I'm thinking bus. - Yeah! 321 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:23,880 - I'm thinking we go bus. - Yeah. You think school bus? 322 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,770 You think city bus? - I think city bus, 323 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,440 and I think that I dress sort of like this for the campaign 324 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,030 but it has nothing to do with it. 325 00:11:30,030 --> 00:11:30,863 - Insane. 326 00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:31,890 - Can I go ahead and say that I'm in? 327 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaking from personal experience, 328 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,150 any clip with Brennan will go viral. 329 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:36,983 - Yes. 330 00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:38,616 - So it kind of doesn't matter what you do. 331 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:39,957 (Mike and Sam laughing) 332 00:11:39,957 --> 00:11:41,015 - I love that. 333 00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:43,230 - I will give you $3,500. 334 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:45,360 I'll give you 500 extra dollars. 335 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,380 - How much did I ask for? 336 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,610 - You asked for $3,000. 337 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:48,690 - And how much did you say? 338 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:49,523 - I said 35. I'll give you a little- 339 00:11:49,523 --> 00:11:50,470 - I'm not a numbers person. 340 00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:52,413 - I will give you $2,500. - [Katie] Interesting. 341 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,760 - That is less than- - That's less! 342 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,909 - Don't tell her that! - That's less! 343 00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:57,510 - She just said she's not a numbers person! 344 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:00,360 - Trapp! - $3,500, and I will be in it. 345 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,810 - I can give you $4,000, 346 00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:04,590 and I can also get Rekha to be in it. 347 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,423 - No, you can't. - No, I can. 348 00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:06,270 - No, you can't. 349 00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:07,103 - Rekha's one of my best friends in the entire world. 350 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,050 - You literally can't. 351 00:12:08,050 --> 00:12:08,883 You literally can't. - I can. 352 00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:12,960 - I wanted it to be DM specific because I'm going to be- 353 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,410 - So you don't want me in it. - [Jordan] I don't want Rekha. 354 00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:17,970 - $3,500, and I swear Rekha won't be in it. 355 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,470 - I will give you $3,500 356 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:21,270 with the promise I will not be in it. 357 00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:22,590 - And I'll give you that exact same thing. 358 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:24,660 - Two hundred hundred dollars. 359 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,775 - Shut up, Trapp! 360 00:12:25,775 --> 00:12:26,891 (contestants laughing) 361 00:12:26,891 --> 00:12:28,149 - [Sam] Katie- - I'll slap you! Yeah? 362 00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:30,723 - Katie, the choice is yours. Rekha or Jordan. 363 00:12:30,723 --> 00:12:32,250 - Rekha. I'm going Rekha. Sorry, Jordan. 364 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,590 - Wow, you didn't even look at me. 365 00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,120 - I indicated early interest. 366 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,500 - And I came in here thinking 367 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,000 I would like to work with Rekha on this. 368 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,680 I'm so sorry. - This is greenlit! 369 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,830 And that is $3,500 away from Rekha. 370 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:47,253 Rekha and Katie are in business together! Congratulations! 371 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:53,460 (dramatic music) (bus honking) 372 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,220 - Hello, everyone, and welcome to another thrilling season 373 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,010 of "Dimension 20: On a Bus". - On a bus? 374 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,940 - I am your humble dragon master, Katie Marovitch, 375 00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:06,270 and with me, as always, are my people. 376 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,550 Say hi, my people. 377 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,620 - [Players] Hi, my people. 378 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,140 - You already know them. You already love them. 379 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,576 Brennan Lee Mulligan. - Hi. 380 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,930 - Aabria Iyengar. - Hi. 381 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:17,460 - Jasmine Bhullar. - Hello. 382 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,651 - And we've got my favorite, no offense 383 00:13:19,651 --> 00:13:20,684 Mark Mercer 384 00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:23,010 - Hey. Mark here. - I love you, Mark. 385 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:24,720 And let me set the scene. 386 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,250 - [Aabria] Oh my god! - [Brennan] Christ. 387 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,347 I know Rick had nothing to do with that. 388 00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:29,790 - So, I guess it's time for a battle. 389 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,623 - With who? 390 00:13:30,623 --> 00:13:31,513 - A battle. - What do you mean? 391 00:13:31,513 --> 00:13:33,347 - Based on what? - Is the bus under attack? 392 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:35,460 - Do you want to be lint? - Oh. 393 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,710 - Do you want to be a little army man? 394 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,570 Do you want to be this little hat? 395 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,390 Or do you want to be a blue M&M? 396 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,043 - I'll be hat. - And there you are! 397 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:46,883 - There's food in this. 398 00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:48,930 - And then I have dice for you. 399 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:49,890 - [Aabria] Just sixes. 400 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,390 I ate my M&M. 401 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,223 - Air. 402 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:53,406 (contestants laughing) 403 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:54,900 I ask you to ponder that. 404 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,810 - Where's the air? In context of what? What's it doing? 405 00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,970 How does it connect to us and our emotional journey? 406 00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,070 Do we experience the air? Who are we? 407 00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,000 Some of us are lint! 408 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,560 - As we make our way into Los Angeles, California. 409 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,810 - As a piece of lint, do I have a natural affinity for 410 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:11,056 the landscape of Los Angeles? - [Aabria] You're really- 411 00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,630 - You are thinking so hard. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 412 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:14,490 - You're trying to believe in this so hard. 413 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:15,840 - We are actually on a bus. 414 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,010 Our mission is to get from North Hollywood to LAX. 415 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,210 - This is a longer season, right? 416 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:24,870 - You're going to roll your dice. We have a lot of dice. 417 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,070 - They're not the right ones. 418 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,360 - What are you rolling for? 419 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,747 - You go first. Can you roll for me? 420 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,060 - Just roll 1d6? - Roll what? 421 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,144 - He's rolling initiative! - You just said he goes first! 422 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:35,946 You don't need initiative if he's going first! 423 00:14:35,946 --> 00:14:36,779 - Five. 424 00:14:36,779 --> 00:14:38,580 - Okay, so actually, you needed a six, 425 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,530 a perfect six, in order to attack. 426 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,760 - What are we fighting! 427 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 - Don't know what it is. 428 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,190 Okay, I got a two. 429 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,990 - You needed a six, so- 430 00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:48,960 - What is the dice system of the game? 431 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,100 - Six. - Six! 432 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:50,933 - So what does six do? 433 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,500 - That's excellent. You destroyed the bus. 434 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,110 - So in the first episode of "Dimension 20: On a Bus", 435 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:55,943 we destroy the bus in the first 10 minutes? 436 00:14:55,943 --> 00:14:57,930 - The bus is gone. The bus is gone. 437 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,970 - Are we abandoned on the freeway now without a bus? 438 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,740 - Matt can't help himself but help you 439 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,415 narrate this into making sense. 440 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:04,920 - Here you go. Here's your fucking bus. 441 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,560 - Katie, you have an awesome responsibility. 442 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,450 You are the horizontal and the vertical. 443 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,150 You are the environment and all events. 444 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,700 Can you make me understand how a hat 445 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,670 did something that was rolling a five, and a bus is gone? 446 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,920 I can't imagine what happened. 447 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,840 - Yeah, and we'll get into that next week. 448 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,673 - No. - Why? No! 449 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,940 - Well, that's everything. 450 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,050 We'll see you next time 451 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,820 on another exciting episode of "Dimension 20: On A Bus". 452 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,410 - There's no bus anymore! 453 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:32,603 - We're going to now begin the "Adventuring Party". 454 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:34,500 - No! No! No! - I'll fucking kill myself. 455 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,117 - Let's do it right now. - [Aabria] No! 456 00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:39,867 (relaxing elevator music) 457 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:45,000 - Producers, it's time for your next pitch. 458 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,640 - [Announcer] Next up, Erika makes the producers 459 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,823 a cutting edge proposal. 460 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,300 - Hello, producers. I'm many things. 461 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,850 A voiceover artist, a TTRPGer. 462 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:59,730 I'm also one thing that you perhaps do not know about. 463 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,020 A real estate mogul. 464 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,103 And I am about to offer you 465 00:16:03,103 --> 00:16:05,882 my side shave real estate. 466 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,590 - Oh! - Yeah, it's very famous. 467 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:09,150 - Should you fund this idea, 468 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:12,600 my side shave artist here Ed Fonseca- 469 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,280 - Hello. - ...is ready to shave 470 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:18,810 whatever you may want into my head, here and now. 471 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,540 My only limits are your imagination. 472 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:25,710 For Ed's fee, as well as my likely embarrassment, 473 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:29,550 I am seeking a budget of just $500. 474 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:32,070 - Shaved side of the head is huge to the queer community, 475 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:34,350 so I think my community might be seeing that 476 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,510 a little bit more than the community of these two. 477 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,940 - I have a question for Ed, if I may address you. 478 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,075 - Of course. - Don't talk to Ed! 479 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:42,597 Do not look Ed in the eye! - Sorry, sorry, sorry! 480 00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:45,450 Ed, are you able to get as detailed as a face? 481 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,310 - Can you shave a QR code in there? 482 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,930 - Those are a little bit more difficult. 483 00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:51,270 - Too crazy, okay. - He can do a face. 484 00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,010 How detailed the face might be? 485 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,780 - [Rehka] Okay. - What's your specialty? 486 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,600 - I met Ed because I wanted tentacles 487 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,980 shaved into the side of my head. 488 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:02,460 We have done a maze, a bunch of dice. 489 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:05,587 - I'm in, because I have a vision. 490 00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:06,660 - What's your vision? 491 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,707 - I'm not telling everyone here- 492 00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:09,990 - Lookie here! 493 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,670 - I've said yes to less. 494 00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,150 - Let me whisper it. Can you come to me? 495 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:13,983 - Okay. Yeah. 496 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,300 - Everybody muff your ears. 497 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,420 - Ed, do you have a favorite design you've ever done? 498 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,980 - Mostly freestyle. - Cool. 499 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,260 - I've been cutting 35 years. - [Rehka] Yeah. 500 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,750 - And a rap artist that was getting a lot of designs, 501 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,730 he put one of mine on his album. 502 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:27,563 - Wow! 503 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,620 - I've just been doing it ever since. 504 00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,120 - That's actually pretty good, so. 505 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,030 - Jordan and Erika have a handshake agreement. 506 00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:35,583 - I will do whatever Jordan said for a dollar more. 507 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,860 - Okay, I'll do one more dollar than that. 508 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,510 - Another dollar atop that. 509 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,280 - Great. One more from me. 510 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,800 - We are at $504. 511 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,420 - One more dollar! 512 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,800 - And then I'll do one on top of that. 513 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,390 - All right, that's fine. 514 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:52,766 - In that case, this goes to Jordan for $506. 515 00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:53,599 - [Jordan] All right! 516 00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:55,380 - Jordan, do we get to hear what this is? 517 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,370 - No, you don't. 518 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,740 - Wow! It's going to be a surprise! 519 00:17:58,740 --> 00:17:59,573 - That's cool. - I consented. 520 00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,890 - I'm so excited. Well, congratulations, Jordan. 521 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,600 Congratulations, Erika. 522 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,333 We will see you once the shave is done. 523 00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:09,551 - [Erika] Oh my gosh. 524 00:18:12,294 --> 00:18:15,243 Okay. (razor buzzing) 525 00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,300 Oh my god. Jordan! 526 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,890 - If I could please have the next pitch. 527 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,110 - [Announcer] Next up is Sephie with a pitch 528 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:25,890 that's sure to rev your engines. 529 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,591 - Hello. Welcome to me. 530 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,590 (Jordan and Sam laughing) 531 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,765 - Great start. 532 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,780 - You know what Dropout's audience needs most 533 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,513 is a good extra helping of horny. 534 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:43,290 My pitch to you is a sexy, 90s style car wash 535 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,310 with your favorite Dropout stars like Ify, Grant, 536 00:18:47,310 --> 00:18:48,780 a bunch of other people. 537 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:51,780 I have consenting forms from every person 538 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,910 that I just mentioned and a bunch of other people 539 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,620 whose names I can't read 'cause they're- 540 00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,152 - You say you have a lot of signatures. How many people- 541 00:18:57,152 --> 00:18:58,607 - 20. (Rekha gasps) 542 00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:00,750 - 20? - 20 sudsy sluts? 543 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,494 - 20 sudsy sluts that have all consented to this. 544 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,380 - Down by the seashore. 545 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,850 - Not because I threatened their jobs at all. 546 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,683 - How much are you asking for? 547 00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,400 - $4,200. - What! 548 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,222 - We will be renting a muscle car. 549 00:19:10,222 --> 00:19:11,089 - What! - Oh. 550 00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:12,900 - We can't just do a Honda? - You think this comes cheap? 551 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,397 Do you think this is cheap? - No, that's nice. 552 00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:17,610 - Last time we were at a party, you had me touch that, 553 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,530 and it felt very expensive. - It was. 554 00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:21,390 - Is there anyone else you plan on asking? 555 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,766 - Jordan wants to be in it. - I'm just wondering! 556 00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:24,599 (Sam laughs) 557 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:27,510 - What we are funding is a video of the car wash. 558 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,343 - Yes. 559 00:19:28,343 --> 00:19:29,490 - What is your vision for this video? 560 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:32,220 - Music video? Is it a- - What's the vibe here? 561 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:35,610 - It is a music video with royalty-free music, probably, 562 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:38,640 where everyone starts washing a muscle car, 563 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,980 scantily clad in things like, you know, 564 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,870 bikini tops, denim panties. 565 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,310 - It seems a little pricey to me, 566 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,900 especially because a car wash, in theory, 567 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,350 should generate money, right? 568 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,400 - Very business-minded. 569 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,440 - I think what this is missing for me 570 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,450 is the competition element to it. 571 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,670 Like, two teams of sexy car washes. 572 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,720 - Can I pitch on that pitch? - Please. 573 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:02,490 - It could be like, like if you want team A, 574 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,943 comment if you want team B. - Wow. 575 00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:05,776 - That is actually an incredible idea. 576 00:20:05,776 --> 00:20:06,609 - [Trapp] Then it's spurring engagement. 577 00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:07,817 - [Jordan] It's interactive. 578 00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:11,160 - If you do that, I could give you $3,600. 579 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,960 I will even offer myself 580 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,390 in the most amount of clothes possible. 581 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:17,154 - Just Rekha, fully clothed, soaking wet. 582 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:17,987 - [Rekha] Absolutely. 583 00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:19,950 - Could I go in with you on this? 584 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:21,247 - Sure. A joint proposal. - And we do 50/50. 585 00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:23,580 - Can I do $3,600 and one dollar? 586 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,233 - I will kill you. 587 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,710 - This right now stands with the two of you 588 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,194 offering to go in together, Rekha and Jordan. 589 00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,530 - You want to do 37 split? 590 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,790 - I would do 37 split with you. 591 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:33,810 - We'll do 37 split. 592 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,220 - Or Mike Trapp- 593 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:38,040 - Who hasn't offered himself, fully clothed or otherwise, 594 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:38,873 to the project. - No. 595 00:20:38,873 --> 00:20:40,290 - I'm offering the incredible idea 596 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,460 of making it a competition. 597 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,450 - Which we stole! 598 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,270 - Thank you. I'm going with these two, thank you. 599 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:46,140 - Aw! - That's so sweet. 600 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,740 - This pitch is being split between Rekha and Jordan. 601 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,090 - Thank you for the idea. I'm sorry we stole it. 602 00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:52,279 But that's business, baby. - [Matt] That's okay. 603 00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:53,340 - That's business. 604 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,400 - And it's greenlit! Sephie, congratulations! 605 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,233 - Bye! 606 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,420 - I can't stop bidding! I'm addicted! 607 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,870 - And so that's $1,850 from each of you. 608 00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:05,756 - I love the idea of comment, like. I think that's smart. 609 00:21:05,756 --> 00:21:07,841 - I think it could be fun. 610 00:21:07,841 --> 00:21:09,930 - This is the sexy car wash. 611 00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:12,150 Like if you think team one is the sexiest. 612 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,403 Comment if you think team two is the sexiest. 613 00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,911 ♪ Pretty, face card on 10 ♪ 614 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,396 ♪ Body right, got her looking ♪ 615 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,875 ♪ My type, told him spend that then ♪ 616 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,489 ♪ I like what I like, period ♪ 617 00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:27,961 ♪ I like what I like ♪ 618 00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:30,445 ♪ I like what I like ♪ 619 00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:32,864 ♪ I like what I like, period ♪ 620 00:21:32,864 --> 00:21:33,697 ♪ Come on ♪ 621 00:21:33,697 --> 00:21:36,111 ♪ I don't need to analyze ♪ 622 00:21:36,111 --> 00:21:38,799 ♪ Every word that comes out is a lie ♪ 623 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,752 ♪ Make it look like you so ice ice ice ♪ 624 00:21:41,752 --> 00:21:44,532 ♪ You won't make it to the finish line ♪ 625 00:21:44,532 --> 00:21:48,003 ♪ Now if you gotta know the truth was gonna let you go ♪ 626 00:21:48,003 --> 00:21:50,395 ♪ Feet high off the ground, let you shine ♪ 627 00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:55,395 ♪ Take off that leash so that we can have some fun ♪ 628 00:21:56,402 --> 00:22:00,235 (relaxing elevator music) 629 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,260 - Trapp, we're going to have to start figuring out 630 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:05,490 how to weasel you in there. 631 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,323 - How much do you have? 632 00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:07,380 - I've only bid on Paul's so far. 633 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:08,550 - That's all you have, is Paul? 634 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:12,420 - Speaking of Paul, we have an update on Mr. Robalino. 635 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:13,950 Paul, let's get you out onstage. 636 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:16,260 - No, no, no, no, no. (Jordan and Sam laughing) 637 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,310 - How are you feeling, Paul? 638 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,950 - I can hardly move my body. 639 00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,350 Let me show you this. (all gasp) 640 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,780 - [Sam] Wow! - Oh my god! 641 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,620 - [Paul] I actually need help. 642 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,000 - Trapp, I'm going to invite you to help 643 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,460 peel the snake skin off of Paul, but before I do, 644 00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:31,067 let's get kiddie pool out here to catch the remnants. 645 00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:32,108 - [Rehka] It looks awful. 646 00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:33,791 - [Jordan] It's very scary. (groans) 647 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,040 - It looks like you're a fake person. 648 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:35,944 - [Trapp] Oh, it wrinkles! 649 00:22:35,944 --> 00:22:37,472 - [Paul] Do you see how wrinkly I look? 650 00:22:37,472 --> 00:22:38,305 - [Trapp] Oh my goodness. 651 00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:39,138 - [Paul] It's already kind of peeling off. 652 00:22:39,138 --> 00:22:41,190 - It's got a kind of old man skin vibe to it. 653 00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:44,430 - [Rehka] Aw! - [Sam] This looks so great! 654 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,950 - [Jordan] It looks so scary. - [Matt] Oh, it's stuck. 655 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,520 - Oh no, who knew glue would stick? 656 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:51,000 - Shut up, Rekha! (Sam and Rehka laughing) 657 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,830 It's like the Tin Man. 658 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,360 We're going to try. Oh, look at that! 659 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,650 Just you and me, Paul. 660 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,116 - Guys, it really feels good. 661 00:22:57,116 --> 00:22:58,199 (Sam laughing) 662 00:22:58,199 --> 00:23:00,780 This feels like an expensive therapeutic. 663 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,120 - You ever rub butter under chicken skin? 664 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,610 - Oh, that's fun. - Should I just tear it, 665 00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,020 and then do a full, like, one of these? 666 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,190 - Oh, yeah! 667 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:10,140 - All right, we're going to do it. 668 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,008 Oh no. 669 00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:13,045 (crinkly peeling noises) 670 00:23:13,045 --> 00:23:15,628 (all groaning) 671 00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:19,905 For you! - Don't touch me! 672 00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:21,883 - For you! - Don't touch me! 673 00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:23,181 Don't touch me! 674 00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:24,364 - Thank you. 675 00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:29,915 - [Sam] Oh god! Wow! - [Rehka] That's good, Trapp. 676 00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:31,293 - [Jordan] That's a good one. - [Rehka] That's really good. 677 00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:33,617 - For me? Yay! - And you. 678 00:23:33,617 --> 00:23:36,180 Skin for everyone! - Oh yeah. 679 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,550 - Would anyone else like a piece of the action? 680 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,350 - Oh, how fun. - I also want to say, 681 00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:42,330 this is not toxic, so you can eat it. 682 00:23:42,330 --> 00:23:43,980 - It's like you're an iPhone, 683 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,490 and I'm unboxing you. - Yes! 684 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,323 Wait, the back is great. Turn around for the back. 685 00:23:46,323 --> 00:23:47,272 - [Rekha] That actually would be a good title. 686 00:23:47,272 --> 00:23:48,105 - Oh, turn around for the back. Turn around for the back. 687 00:23:48,105 --> 00:23:48,938 - [Jordan] Unboxing Paul? 688 00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:50,388 - [Rehka] Unboxing Paul Robalino. 689 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,087 - [Jordan] Yeah. 690 00:23:52,087 --> 00:23:53,520 - [Rehka] The back! - [Jordan] Yeah. 691 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,340 - This absolutely rules. - [Matt] Look at that. 692 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,206 - [Jordan] Oh, my mouth is watering. 693 00:23:58,206 --> 00:23:59,070 - This feels amazing. 694 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,320 - Imagine if you were on any kind of drug right now. 695 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,870 - Yeah, imagine if. (everyone laughs) 696 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,490 - Yeah, Paul did $550 worth of drugs before this. 697 00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:08,670 - Well, he sniffed a bunch of glue! 698 00:24:08,670 --> 00:24:11,760 - [Sam] Oh my god, they're coming off like fishnets! 699 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,770 - I don't know if anyone's going to enjoy watching this, 700 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,330 but I like doing it. 701 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,370 I do wonder what the biggest piece we've pulled off is. 702 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:19,290 - This is one leg. - [Matt] That's one leg. 703 00:24:19,290 --> 00:24:20,140 - Hot! - [Jordan] Wow. 704 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,481 - This is working better than I ever could've dreamed. 705 00:24:22,481 --> 00:24:23,587 Thank you for helping make my dream come true. 706 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,160 - Thank you. This is very satisfying. 707 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,190 - [Sam] Wow. How about it? (all applauding) 708 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,660 - Rekha, Jordan, any regrets? 709 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,748 - No! - No. 710 00:24:31,748 --> 00:24:33,864 (everyone laughing) 711 00:24:35,294 --> 00:24:36,872 - [Sam] Paul, what a triumph! 712 00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:40,222 (relaxing elevator music) 713 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,420 Producers, it's time for our next pitch. 714 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:47,580 - [Announcer] Next, Grant's pitch to the producers 715 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:49,713 is sure to make a big pop. 716 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:54,703 - I'm out. (all laughing) 717 00:24:56,243 --> 00:24:58,410 - Mingge, please? - [Rehka] Hi, Mingge! 718 00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,400 - [Jordan] Good to see you! - [Grant] Welcome back. 719 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,200 Now, I'd like to do an experiment with you, if I may. 720 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,430 - Okay. - You're set? 721 00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:03,263 - Yes. 722 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:05,430 (joints cracking) 723 00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:09,070 - Now, would you call that crack oddly satisfying? 724 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:11,970 - Grant, that was not oddly satisfying. 725 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,920 - It's not, you're absolutely right. Thank you very much! 726 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,940 - I started out out, 727 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:18,120 and I'm somehow less in than I was before. 728 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,850 - Trapp, I'm offering you the opportunity to create 729 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:25,140 the most oddly satisfying bone cracking video ever made. 730 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:27,990 Body ASMR is how me and millions of other people 731 00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:29,340 get to sleep every night. 732 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,670 I am offering you the chance to pair me up 733 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:34,710 with a doctor of chiropractic medicine, 734 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,260 the most sensitive microphone technology 735 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:40,290 in Hollywood, California, and my back. 736 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:42,270 Now, if you're unfamiliar with the art form, 737 00:25:42,270 --> 00:25:44,640 you should know that a lot of these chiropractors, 738 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,420 god bless them, they record their videos with a USB mic, 739 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,220 or god forbid, an iPhone. 740 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:53,100 But we in show business know that it can be better. 741 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,550 It can be louder. It can be more oddly satisfying. 742 00:25:56,550 --> 00:26:00,480 Producers, I'm asking for $1,200 for this video. 743 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,010 With your help, I believe that I can 744 00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,620 bring crack to the whole world. 745 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,667 - An epidemic, if you will. 746 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:08,100 - You mentioned that these videos are used to fall asleep, 747 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,810 but in the same breath mentioned 748 00:26:09,810 --> 00:26:11,340 how loud you would like it to be. 749 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,563 - You crack your back? - Yes. 750 00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,960 - Is it more or less satisfying depending on how loud it is? 751 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,857 - Maybe what you're talking about, 752 00:26:16,857 --> 00:26:18,480 and Mingge, feel free to correct me, 753 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,220 is sort of like a fidelity of sound. 754 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:23,790 It's like you want to hear all those semitones in between. 755 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,870 - Yeah. - Now, Grant, I don't know 756 00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:29,130 if it has the potential for a massively viral sort of thing. 757 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,930 I am interested in it, but I also worry 758 00:26:30,930 --> 00:26:33,933 that my current portfolio is just a man peeling skin. 759 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,587 - How much of you is in it? 760 00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:38,820 - And can we have less? 761 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,890 - Something that you should know about me is 762 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,920 I have really bad joints. - Mm-hm. 763 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,167 - A lot of them make a lot of noise. 764 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,000 (joints cracking) 765 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,600 And you can have all sorts of loud cracks 766 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,303 all over the internet. 767 00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:55,530 - I'm going to say I'm out. 768 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,450 - Jordan has established that they are out. 769 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:59,443 Trapp and Rekha, do I hear an offer from either of you? 770 00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,110 - I'm sorry, I'm out. 771 00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:03,570 Grant, if you had come out and said that you had a new ASMR 772 00:27:03,570 --> 00:27:05,250 to put people to sleep that was just your opinions, 773 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,360 I'd be in. - [Sam] Wow. 774 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,673 - But I think cracks doesn't do it for me. 775 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:11,280 - Here's something I would want. 776 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,422 I would like a crack counter in the corner of the video. 777 00:27:14,422 --> 00:27:15,255 - Mm! 778 00:27:15,255 --> 00:27:16,860 - [Matt] To count the number of cracks. 779 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:18,495 Like, how high will this go? 780 00:27:18,495 --> 00:27:20,760 - What if we were to say that if I hit 781 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,940 a certain number of cracks, I get a lot of money? 782 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,680 - I don't find that satisfying. 783 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,270 - I think I could get 40 cracks. 784 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,890 - Our budget is $1,200. 785 00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:31,200 How much would you like to put in escrow 786 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,673 for Grant to win if he gets over 40 cracks? 787 00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:38,010 - I think $1,700 is a fair reward if I get to 40 cracks. 788 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:39,360 - One dollar. 789 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,710 - What do you think, Grant? 790 00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:43,140 - I mean, yeah. I'll do it for a dollar. 791 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,120 - This is greenlit! Congratulations, Grant! 792 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,530 Congratulations, Trapp! 793 00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:47,850 - I'm happy to be in business with you. 794 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:51,450 - We're gonna corner the weird body market on the internet. 795 00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:52,920 - I'm Grant O'Brien and I've been challenged 796 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,040 to get over 40 cracks at the chiropractor. 797 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,405 Let's see if I can do it. Crack counter, please. 798 00:27:58,405 --> 00:28:02,790 (joints cracking) (Grant groaning) 799 00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:05,695 Oh, that was wonderful. - Ooh, and another one. 800 00:28:05,695 --> 00:28:08,445 (joints cracking) (Grant groaning) 801 00:28:08,445 --> 00:28:10,105 - Oh, yeah. Wow! 802 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,292 (joints cracking) (Grant groaning) 803 00:28:12,292 --> 00:28:13,959 Ooh, yeah. 804 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,542 - Didn't even have to- - Oh, wow. 805 00:28:15,542 --> 00:28:17,936 (joints cracking) (Grant groaning) 806 00:28:17,936 --> 00:28:20,160 Ooh, yeah. (joints cracking) 807 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,285 It went twice! 808 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:24,780 (joints cracking) (Grant groaning) 809 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,740 Golly! 810 00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,606 That feels great. 811 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:30,150 (joints cracking) 812 00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:31,470 Ooh! 813 00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:33,780 So that's 45, folks. Mission accomplished. 814 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,900 I've just gotten over 40 cracks at the chiropractor. 815 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,000 I get my prize of one dollar, 816 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,120 and my real prize of a slippery spine. 817 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,766 - Slippery spine? - Slippery spine! 818 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,649 (relaxing elevator music) 819 00:28:50,190 --> 00:28:53,640 - Producers, it's time for our next pitch. 820 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,160 - [Announcer] Next to the stage is Johnny Stanton 821 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,000 with an idea that's really got that dog in it. 822 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,550 - Let's go! Let's go, baby, game time! 823 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,567 Let's go! Let's go, yeah! 824 00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:07,530 Yeah, let's go! Hell yeah! 825 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:11,760 Hello, producers. - Johnny! 826 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,650 - Producers, it's me, Johnny Stanton, 827 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,720 Dropout personality and professional football player. 828 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,670 Every year, the single most watched event 829 00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:19,650 on American television is what? 830 00:29:19,650 --> 00:29:20,483 - The Super Bowl! 831 00:29:20,483 --> 00:29:22,410 - Can't say that. The big game, that's right! 832 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:24,780 And every year, millions of people go against the grain 833 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:26,700 and tune into its canine cousin. 834 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,077 What is that? - The Puppy Bowl! 835 00:29:28,077 --> 00:29:31,020 - But why fight the undoubtedly cuter telecast 836 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:32,040 featuring man's best friend, 837 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,050 when you could instead combine these events. 838 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:34,883 - Yes. 839 00:29:34,883 --> 00:29:36,300 - [Johnny] Introducing the Human Puppy Bowl. 840 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:37,950 - Yes. - I, Johnny Stanton, 841 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,530 will field a roster of fellow professional football players 842 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,470 to play a game of full contact tackle football 843 00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,210 wearing puppy costumes. - I'm in. 844 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,833 (everyone laughing) 845 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:49,110 - I am asking for a budget of $3,500, 846 00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:50,376 unless you want to pay more. 847 00:29:50,376 --> 00:29:51,784 (Jordan and Sam laughing) 848 00:29:51,784 --> 00:29:52,800 Who wants to be part of my team? 849 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,757 - How many players are you fielding? 850 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:57,420 - $3,500, I think, can get us a handful of players 851 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,400 local to the Southern California area. 852 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,720 - I have two pitches. 853 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,260 One, can we have puppies take the place of where humans are 854 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,125 in human costumes, in the audience- 855 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:09,600 - Wow! - Dressed as humans? 856 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,740 - There's nothing against the rules. 857 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:13,380 - I could give you $4,000 and blow my whole budget. 858 00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:15,480 - Rekha is in for $4,000. 859 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,150 Do I hear offers from either Trapp or Jordan? 860 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,307 - I'm excited about this idea, 861 00:30:19,307 --> 00:30:21,060 'cause the Puppy Bowl is very cute, 862 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:23,240 but it's not very compelling. - More needs to happen. 863 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,870 - I'm in, and I'm trying to think 864 00:30:24,870 --> 00:30:26,038 if there's any other way to juice it up any more. 865 00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:27,087 - Go in with me. 866 00:30:27,087 --> 00:30:29,130 - The fun of this gets more fun 867 00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:30,780 the more professional it feels. 868 00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:31,920 I want to have the start, 869 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,150 you know, it's like, here's the roster! 870 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:34,112 And you see everyone. ♪ Ba da da, ba da ♪ 871 00:30:34,112 --> 00:30:35,287 - I want the graphics. I want- 872 00:30:35,287 --> 00:30:36,540 - We can graphics package. 873 00:30:36,540 --> 00:30:38,160 - I will say graphics package 874 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,249 for another $1,000, bringing this to $5,000. 875 00:30:40,249 --> 00:30:41,649 - Do you want to each spend 2,500? 876 00:30:41,649 --> 00:30:42,482 - Yeah, I'm into that. 877 00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:44,340 - Jordan, would you be willing to get in on this at all? 878 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:47,490 - I really, from the Puppy Bowl, just want the puppies, 879 00:30:47,490 --> 00:30:51,180 and adult men being in it takes away from me. 880 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,170 - Takes. Okay, understood. 881 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:55,050 - I do like you. You seem very charming. 882 00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:56,130 - He's very nice. - Great guy. 883 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:57,660 - And I'm more of a basketball guy, also. 884 00:30:57,660 --> 00:30:59,190 - There's so many elements here that's checking. 885 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,493 I am in, and I will work with Rekha. 886 00:31:02,947 --> 00:31:04,526 - Thank you so much. - Hey, no problem. (woofing) 887 00:31:04,526 --> 00:31:05,940 - I really appreciate you. Really appreciate you. 888 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:09,150 All right! - [Sam] Wow! Incredible! 889 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:11,730 Another greenlight, and $2,500 away from both these- 890 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,983 - I got no money, almost. 891 00:31:13,983 --> 00:31:16,273 - Hey, I'm Johnny Stanton. This is the Human Puppy Bowl. 892 00:31:16,273 --> 00:31:17,400 (puppies howling) 893 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,627 - [Announcer] Well, the stage is set, 894 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:20,850 and the vaccinations are up to date. 895 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:23,280 Let's go down to the field for the starting lineup. 896 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,510 - Johnny Stanton, Golden Retriever. 897 00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,830 - Ryan Jones, chihuahua. 898 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,150 - Justin Cheadle, rottweiler. 899 00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:28,800 - Justin Gunn, Australian Ridgeback. 900 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,910 - Ryan Nelson, mutt. 901 00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:32,640 - JR Tavai, the Great Dane. 902 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,080 - [Announcer] Belly Rubs lining up. 903 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,814 Empty backfield. Defense showing blitz. 904 00:31:35,814 --> 00:31:37,617 - Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 905 00:31:37,617 --> 00:31:39,030 - [Announcer] And a reminder: - Hut! 906 00:31:39,030 --> 00:31:41,610 - [Announcer] Any and all the players are up for adoption 907 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,590 and looking for a happy home. 908 00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:44,640 Oh my goodness! 909 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:45,930 He's of the leash! - Let's go! 910 00:31:45,930 --> 00:31:47,487 - [Announcer] Touchdown, Rubs! 911 00:31:47,487 --> 00:31:51,240 I mean, that is just an outstanding effort by Justin, 912 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,580 but that defense needs to be better. 913 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,110 Bad boy. 914 00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:57,180 Changed your mind? We'll reverse it! 915 00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,130 Chompsky's spay and neuter! 916 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:00,540 Justin and Junior, of course, 917 00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:02,970 former teammates who once used to share a locker 918 00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,640 at Petco dog and puppy training class. 919 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,740 Looks like we're going to see a return here. 920 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:10,470 The Reactive Behaviors fielded at the two. 921 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,303 - Squirrel! 922 00:32:13,127 --> 00:32:16,530 - [Announcer] Oh, but there's daylight! 923 00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:19,470 Just a lights out performance from both teams today. 924 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:22,080 But most importantly, they're all going to be exhausted 925 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,150 on the couch for the rest of the day. 926 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:27,600 On behalf of all the fans here at Barry Boneyard, 927 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,362 oh, big stretch! 928 00:32:29,362 --> 00:32:32,829 (relaxing elevator music) 929 00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:37,170 - It's time for our next pitch. 930 00:32:37,170 --> 00:32:41,070 - [Announcer] Next up, Lily and Izzy present a batshit idea 931 00:32:41,070 --> 00:32:43,203 that I can't believe we went ahead with. 932 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:45,270 - Hello, producers. 933 00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:47,250 There's only one thing people want to see online, 934 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:50,010 and that is- - Perverted stuff! 935 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,800 - [Lily] That's right. - And parasocial stuff! 936 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,710 - Okay, that is two things that people want to see online, 937 00:32:55,710 --> 00:33:00,120 and we think we've got the perfect pitch that combines both. 938 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,610 - You all have pretty discerning palates. 939 00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:05,070 - Yeah. - You can tell the difference 940 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,700 between Coke and Pepsi and RC Cola. 941 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,927 - Me specifically, yes. 942 00:33:09,927 --> 00:33:12,180 - Yes, but can you tell the difference 943 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:15,240 between Izzy, Becca Scott, and my breast milk? 944 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,560 - That's right, this is a breast milk taste test. 945 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,509 (Sam chortling) 946 00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:22,230 Producers, if you greenlight this, 947 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:25,226 you will play it here and now. 948 00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:26,580 - How much? How much? 949 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,170 - All the money in your bank! 950 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,790 - I'll do it. (Lily squeals in delight) 951 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:32,190 - We haven't even finished reading our copy. 952 00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,077 - You don't need to. It's fine, I'll do it. 953 00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,270 - For the cost of our perfect breast milk- 954 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:38,610 - The life source of our children! 955 00:33:38,610 --> 00:33:41,580 - Which is priceless, if you think about it! 956 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,950 We were seeking all of Jordan's money for it. 957 00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:46,290 - We can't counter-bid $6,000. 958 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,360 - You could go in together. - We can both combine- 959 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,730 - Yeah, you both get a little slurp. 960 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:53,550 - Producers, we have gone to the trouble of pasteurizing 961 00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:55,740 this breast milk in order to make it safe to drink. 962 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,020 - All natural! 963 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,720 - This video is Jordan taking a little taste of each 964 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,550 and trying to identify whose is whose? 965 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:03,383 - Yes. - Yes. 966 00:34:03,383 --> 00:34:04,929 - I think this is an excellent idea. 967 00:34:04,929 --> 00:34:05,762 - I do, too. 968 00:34:05,762 --> 00:34:06,810 - I simply don't want to do it. 969 00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:07,643 - And Rekha? 970 00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:10,200 - I actually don't know if I can compete with Jordan 971 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,430 for a few reasons, one of them being, 972 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:13,080 Jordan is a professional food taste tester, 973 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,670 and I think their tasting of it 974 00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:15,960 would be imperative to the project. 975 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,470 - If you do this for $6,144, it will clear you out. 976 00:34:19,470 --> 00:34:20,820 - I love both of you. 977 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,370 I want to give all my money, 978 00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:27,630 because it's important to support women at their jobs. 979 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,536 - Yeah! 980 00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:30,000 - That's going to make it go viral. 981 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,833 That's going to make it go viral. 982 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,400 - Domestic labor is labor! 983 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,650 - Sounds like we have a deal. 984 00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:38,280 For $6,144, Jordan, this pitch belongs to you. 985 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,593 Let's get you behind the taste test. 986 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,610 - One on either side, please. - Shirts off. 987 00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:47,370 - I'm trying to see if I can guess which breast milk 988 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:49,791 belongs to some of my best friends. 989 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:54,791 (Jordan slurping) (crew giggling) 990 00:34:55,350 --> 00:34:57,390 Okay, the middle one is the sweetest, 991 00:34:57,390 --> 00:34:59,730 and Lily does have a huge sweet tooth. 992 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,100 - And breast milk is made from blood. 993 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,173 - Okay. I'm not a doctor. 994 00:35:05,849 --> 00:35:07,840 (Jordan slurping) 995 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,535 Okay, very wholesome, very light, very fresh. 996 00:35:11,535 --> 00:35:13,290 (everyone hums thoughtfully) (Jordan slurping) 997 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:14,840 - You are drinking a lot. 998 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,090 - I'm thirsty! 999 00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:17,070 (Sam laughing) 1000 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:19,380 This one is the most milky. 1001 00:35:19,380 --> 00:35:20,700 Okay, you're young, you're fun. 1002 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,533 I think yours is the lighter one. 1003 00:35:21,533 --> 00:35:23,430 - I'm young? - You're young and you're fun. 1004 00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,020 - Yeah. Young mommy. 1005 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:26,220 - Young mommy. - Young mommy. 1006 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,920 - And then I think Becca seems very healthy to me. 1007 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,270 - Once again, Jordan, your answers. 1008 00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:31,103 - Lily. 1009 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:33,863 Izzy. 1010 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,083 Becca. 1011 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:41,083 - You are 100% correct. - I did it! I knew it! 1012 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,503 - Congratulations. - I knew it! I knew it! 1013 00:35:43,503 --> 00:35:44,786 - Knew it! - I knew it! 1014 00:35:44,786 --> 00:35:45,775 - Knew it! 1015 00:35:45,775 --> 00:35:49,350 (relaxing elevator music) 1016 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,960 - Lily, Izzy, incredible pitch. Thank you for... (laughing) 1017 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,486 Producers, it's time to check back in with Erika. 1018 00:36:05,722 --> 00:36:07,110 - Sam. - Erika. 1019 00:36:07,110 --> 00:36:08,550 - Sam. - Erika! 1020 00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:10,743 - Know I love you. - What have we done? 1021 00:36:11,902 --> 00:36:15,202 - [Rekha] Yes! (all applauding) 1022 00:36:15,202 --> 00:36:17,026 That's nice. That's nice. 1023 00:36:17,026 --> 00:36:18,707 - I love you! 1024 00:36:18,707 --> 00:36:21,120 - I know one thing that does well on Dropout. 1025 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,970 You getting absolutely fucking roasted. 1026 00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:25,020 - Yes! 1027 00:36:25,020 --> 00:36:27,946 - This is gorgeous work, my friend. It's so legible. 1028 00:36:27,946 --> 00:36:29,504 - [Rekha] He probably had to practice that before. 1029 00:36:29,504 --> 00:36:30,337 - Yeah. - Other clients. 1030 00:36:30,337 --> 00:36:32,283 - I don't agree with it. 1031 00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,800 - He said, he was like- - Hey, I'll shake your hand. 1032 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,060 - He was like, "Who is this?" 1033 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,740 And I was like, "The gentleman in the pinstripe suit." 1034 00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,540 He was like, "Oh, I like that guy." 1035 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,840 - Aw! - I was like, "Me too." 1036 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,757 - So sweet. 1037 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:45,000 How about that? 1038 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,290 - And remember that Erika 1039 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:47,820 will still have this for "Game Changer". 1040 00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:51,000 - I have to explain to the nice people at PlayStation 1041 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,770 what this means and who you are. 1042 00:36:52,770 --> 00:36:53,870 - [Rekha] That's nice. 1043 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:58,440 - Money well spent. - Brands, if you're watching, 1044 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,080 you too can do this! 1045 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,830 (relaxing elevator music) 1046 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,310 - Producers, it's time for your next pitch. 1047 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,350 - [Announcer] Here comes Izzy, again, 1048 00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:15,290 with a wholly original idea, but hole is spelled H-O-L-E. 1049 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,760 - Let's talk some "Game Changer" facts, shall we? 1050 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:25,020 What is its number one episode format? 1051 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:30,020 Sam Says! That episode's most viral contribution? 1052 00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:32,640 Mine, baby! 1053 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,710 - Propose a visual effect to go here. 1054 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,707 - A bunch of buttholes popping up. 1055 00:37:35,707 --> 00:37:37,890 - The lady said buttholes, Sam. 1056 00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:42,180 - My pitch to you, producers, even more buttholes. 1057 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:43,013 - How much? 1058 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:45,660 - A number that feels good to me is $3,000. 1059 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:47,310 - What would be different this time? 1060 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:49,257 - What do you want? You want a butthole on your face? 1061 00:37:49,257 --> 00:37:50,340 - No. - Right now. 1062 00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:52,230 You want a butthole on my face? Right now. 1063 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:55,080 We've got a butthole over my face talking as I'm talking. 1064 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,660 We've got two buttholes right here talking as my hands. 1065 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,190 - I do worry about diminishing returns. 1066 00:37:59,190 --> 00:38:00,330 - You know what? I agree with you. 1067 00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:01,680 However, did you think 1068 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,990 that you could be sitting in a butthole? 1069 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,690 I could do a little dance. Boop! 1070 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:08,130 - Well, because the thing is- - Boop! 1071 00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:10,230 - I feel like we gotta top- - You gotta top a butthole? 1072 00:38:10,230 --> 00:38:11,280 - You gotta top a butthole. 1073 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,770 - I could be doing rainbow buttholes, juggling. 1074 00:38:13,770 --> 00:38:16,140 - It's so funny because if they don't edit them in, 1075 00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,633 you're just crazy- (all laughing) 1076 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:21,201 - That's right, if this gets greenlit, we see that, 1077 00:38:21,201 --> 00:38:22,593 and if not, it doesn't. 1078 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:25,227 - [Rekha] Yeah, this is just insane. Yeah. 1079 00:38:25,227 --> 00:38:27,240 This clip could do well. 1080 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,620 - I'm making it worse. 1081 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:29,760 - No, no. Actually, I like this. 1082 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,430 - Now you guys want the viral video to be me dancing, 1083 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:34,950 thinking there are buttholes, but there aren't. 1084 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:35,850 - They're just somewhere 1085 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,900 a little away from where Izzy's doing it. 1086 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,247 That's kind of funny. 1087 00:38:40,247 --> 00:38:42,750 - I want to see pure artistry. 1088 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,610 - You want to see veins and stuff, you freak. 1089 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:48,690 - No, I want there to be a portal that opens 1090 00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:50,100 and a butthole comes out of the butthole- 1091 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,783 - And it takes you out. 1092 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:54,390 - You know how people talk about "Avatar" 1093 00:38:54,390 --> 00:38:56,190 where they're like, the story kind of sucked, 1094 00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:57,840 but wow, you can't deny the effects. 1095 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,820 I want the "Avatar" version. 1096 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:01,710 - That does strike me as more expensive, Trapp. 1097 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:04,740 - [Matt] Of course. - And you do have $5,700. 1098 00:39:04,740 --> 00:39:05,573 - Oh my god! 1099 00:39:05,573 --> 00:39:07,197 - Are you willing to commit any more to this? 1100 00:39:07,197 --> 00:39:08,910 - You should give all your money to that. 1101 00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,007 - For a clip of me right now, 1102 00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:11,640 buttholes shooting out of my butt. 1103 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,473 - I would go in on this. 1104 00:39:12,473 --> 00:39:13,800 He doesn't need me, but I would go in on it. 1105 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,963 - You're both in on this idea. - Yes. 1106 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,397 - But we will say by another $1,000, so $4,000. 1107 00:39:20,397 --> 00:39:22,984 - Okay, 4,000. I'll go 50/50 with Trapp. 1108 00:39:22,984 --> 00:39:24,210 I'll give $2,000 to that. 1109 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:25,800 - Izzy, how do you feel about this idea? 1110 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,180 - If we win- - Hey, I'll take it! 1111 00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:29,520 - Then nothing here. - Woo! Woo! 1112 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,950 - In that case, Trapp and Rekha, congrats. 1113 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,875 Izzy, congrats. Wow, congratulations, all. 1114 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:39,545 - The Declaration of Independence is in my butthole? 1115 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:43,228 (relaxing elevator music) 1116 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:49,590 - Producers, it's time to hear your final pitch. 1117 00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:51,660 - [Announcer] Last to the stage is Vic, 1118 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:54,270 who's set to remove the last of the competition 1119 00:39:54,270 --> 00:39:58,770 in their brutal ascent to the top of the Dropout empire. 1120 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:00,030 - Producers, I think my pitch 1121 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,740 should be pretty obvious at this point. 1122 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,860 My pitch is that Brennan Lee Mulligan quits Dropout. 1123 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,200 So if we can please bring out my prop here. 1124 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,990 In this video, Brennan will claim 1125 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,370 not to only be leaving Dropout, 1126 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,110 but also be leaving D&D altogether 1127 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:14,040 to focus on his first love, 1128 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,190 which is making American Girl doll shoes. 1129 00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:18,120 Okay, so as you can see, 1130 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,654 we have a couple of samples, examples right here. 1131 00:40:20,654 --> 00:40:21,510 - Really nice. 1132 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:22,725 - Something a little bit more intricate. 1133 00:40:22,725 --> 00:40:23,558 - [Jordan] Oh, I love the swans. 1134 00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:24,990 - He's making these by hand out of clay. 1135 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:25,823 - I love this. 1136 00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:26,880 - He's putting the time and attention 1137 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,420 that he put into his craft into his crafts. 1138 00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,253 - Yeah. - First off, 1139 00:40:31,253 --> 00:40:33,660 those farewell videos get tens of millions of views. 1140 00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:36,097 If we title a YouTube video, 1141 00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:37,920 "This Is Why I'm Leaving Dropout," 1142 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,630 immediately we're going to get people to click through. 1143 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:42,420 Producers, for talent and production fees, 1144 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:44,580 I am seeking a budget of... 1145 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,500 Sam, there's a number on the screen, 1146 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,120 and I'm going to do something that's a little off book. 1147 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,344 - Okay. - I'm seeking $20,000. 1148 00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:52,650 (Sam laughing) (Vic giggling) 1149 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,570 - I'm curious how you think this is going to work. 1150 00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:56,760 - Hold on. I'm seeking $20,000. 1151 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,630 I'm not great at math, 1152 00:40:57,630 --> 00:40:59,040 but I know these numbers don't add up. 1153 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,040 Sam, I'm coming to you humbly, asking you, 1154 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:07,040 the executive producer of this show, to please... 1155 00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:12,240 Fund it. - Fund it! Fund it! 1156 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,313 Fund it! - Her leg fell off. 1157 00:41:16,008 --> 00:41:16,958 - Fund it! Fund it! 1158 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,720 - We're talking about something that 1159 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,880 begins as Brennan's exit video, 1160 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,340 and ends up an episode of "Chef's Table". 1161 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:25,350 - Brennan sort of on a table, 1162 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:27,540 and we just see a hand pushing up off a table, 1163 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,800 and then it fades to black. 1164 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,990 - All right, who has something to offer me 1165 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:33,030 in exchange for $20,000? 1166 00:41:33,030 --> 00:41:35,760 - I will put up videos that corroborate 1167 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,680 that Brennan has left Dropout. - Interesting. 1168 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,730 - Cryptic posts. 1169 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,530 - A selfie with Brennan saying, "Gonna miss this guy." 1170 00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:42,420 - Sponsored ads for Brennan's shoes. 1171 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:46,500 - I will do that ad on my podcast. 1172 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,940 - Now we're talking. - How does this work, Sam? 1173 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,200 Are we equal partners in this? 1174 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,470 - Are we all so committed to this- 1175 00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:52,470 - Yeah. - ...that we are willing 1176 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:54,110 to all go in together- - Yeah. 1177 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,160 - ...with our respective promises- 1178 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,600 - Yeah. - Knowing that if we do that 1179 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,790 and make this happen, it will mean that 1180 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:02,730 the resulting points are a complete wash? 1181 00:42:02,730 --> 00:42:03,563 - Yes. - Yeah. 1182 00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,527 - I think that's beautiful. 1183 00:42:04,527 --> 00:42:06,960 - I love that. I think that's the perfect way to end. 1184 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,430 - I think that that is art. 1185 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:10,230 - Trapp, it's up to you. You still have the most money. 1186 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:12,300 - I also think this video should get made. 1187 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,240 - In that case, we're all going into business together 1188 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,847 into American Girl doll shoes. 1189 00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:17,680 - I couldn't be happier. 1190 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,623 - As created by Brennan Lee Mulligan. Vic, incredible pitch. 1191 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:22,653 - I'm here, but I'm not involved at all, so this is great. 1192 00:42:23,562 --> 00:42:28,170 - So stupid and funny. 1193 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,003 - Okay. 1194 00:42:30,205 --> 00:42:33,360 (Brennan sighs morosely) 1195 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,680 Hey, gang. 1196 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,310 So this is the hardest video 1197 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,903 I've ever had to make. 1198 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:42,303 Effective immediately, 1199 00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:49,490 I will no longer be with Dropout.tv. 1200 00:42:50,370 --> 00:42:53,640 There is no bad blood between us. There's no drama. 1201 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,370 You may be thinking to yourself, "Why, Brennan? Why?" 1202 00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:58,020 You deserve to know why. 1203 00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,343 As of today, 1204 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,130 I have dedicated myself to the craft and profession 1205 00:43:04,830 --> 00:43:07,524 of making custom shoes for American Girl dolls. 1206 00:43:07,524 --> 00:43:11,036 (uplifting music) 1207 00:43:11,036 --> 00:43:13,863 (screams powerfully) This is me! 1208 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,670 Dance shoes, cowboy boots, galoshes, 1209 00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:20,070 brogues, wingtips, spats. 1210 00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:23,970 You name a shoe, I'll show you an American Girl doll shoe 1211 00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:26,910 that's the type of shoe that is the shoe you said. 1212 00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,370 Kit, Melody, Josefina. 1213 00:43:29,370 --> 00:43:30,930 Have you seen what they're working with? 1214 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,510 Dog shit, bro! Shoes are ass! 1215 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:36,090 Not historically accurate, disproportional, 1216 00:43:36,090 --> 00:43:38,130 plastic seam on the bottom. 1217 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:41,280 Looking at these doll shoes makes me so pissed I could spit. 1218 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,230 Daniel Day-Lewis left Hollywood to make shoes. 1219 00:43:46,230 --> 00:43:48,960 And yeah, he's a tremendously overrated actor. 1220 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,010 But I'm gonna make smaller shoes, and I'm better than him. 1221 00:43:53,010 --> 00:43:57,030 This comes to us from a bison encampment in Utah 1222 00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:58,938 where they ethically 1223 00:43:58,938 --> 00:44:00,221 Torture and slaughter bison. 1224 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,530 Look, I love and will always love my Dropout family. 1225 00:44:04,530 --> 00:44:07,500 But sometimes, your heart sings a song so loud 1226 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,213 that your soul can't not hear it. 1227 00:44:11,070 --> 00:44:14,100 I promised myself I would cry, and it's just not happening. 1228 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,970 So for now, it's gotta be bye, intrepid heroes. 1229 00:44:17,970 --> 00:44:21,480 It's gotta be un-credible. It's gotta be hell no. 1230 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,520 So please investigation check out my website, 1231 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,743 BrennansAmericanGirlDollShoes.com. 1232 00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:29,130 Izzy wants to know where I am. 1233 00:44:30,257 --> 00:44:33,665 (relaxing elevator music) 1234 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:39,300 - The scores at the end of our game we don't yet know. 1235 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,970 Tune in one month from now to see this episode updated 1236 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,470 with stats and a winner. 1237 00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,180 Until then, I'm Sam Reich, 1238 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,402 reminding you that it's the end of episode. 1239 00:44:47,402 --> 00:44:50,206 For that reason, I'm out. Goodnight. 1240 00:44:50,206 --> 00:44:53,123 (triumphant music) 1241 00:45:00,155 --> 00:45:03,905 (triumphant music fades)