Marcus James: The Movie

1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,742 PERSON: Come on, brother. Just press the button. 2 00:00:02,742 --> 00:00:03,922 PERSON'S BROTHER: I will not. 3 00:00:04,453 --> 00:00:06,920 - Come on, just do it, please? - Fine! 4 00:00:07,067 --> 00:00:07,633 (BEEPING) 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,133 (DOG MAN SCORE SOUNDTRACK PLAYS) 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:18,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 7 00:00:23,626 --> 00:00:25,600 POLICE CAR: Whoa! 8 00:00:26,167 --> 00:00:28,907 I just need to find Evil Marcus James. 9 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:33,367 - Huh?! - (LAUGHING) So long, suckas. 10 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:36,266 I need to catch him! I need to stop this! 11 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:40,604 So long, suckers! You'll never be catching me! 12 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:44,367 Wait a minute, what's he talking abou...? 13 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:46,867 It's a... It's a bomb! 14 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:52,500 You see, Butler. The police car sees the bomb so it could blow up. 15 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,333 - Yeah, whatever. - Don't whatever me! 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,698 Soon, it will blow up, 17 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:01,700 And I will rule the world! (LAUGHING) 18 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,833 Um...? 19 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,833 What?! 20 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,533 Can I have tomorrow off? 21 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:07,400 - It's my mother's birthday and... - You're fired! 22 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh no! This is bad! What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do?! 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,967 Wait a minute, I don't see a timer on there. 24 00:01:15,967 --> 00:01:17,500 It's just a regular bomb. 25 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:19,467 This is so cool! 26 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:22,000 (EXPLODES) 27 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:23,928 MAY 16, 2015 28 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,167 (GROANING) 29 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,933 Sir, I have a compulsions. 30 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:33,700 That, we have to replace you with an orange cube. 31 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,500 Why an orange cube though?! 32 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:40,200 Because it's my own duty, now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to get the cube ready. 33 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,200 Okay. 34 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:45,400 - MARCUS JAMES: I'm right here! - Whoa! 35 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:53,767 ♪ Marcus James The... ♪ 36 00:01:53,767 --> 00:01:56,533 ♪ Movie ♪ 37 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:58,213 OCTOBER 26, 2021 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,667 BUGS BUNNY: Ah, what a lovely day, peace and quiet, and... 39 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:07,067 ♪ Oh, Marcus James! I brought something for ya! ♪ 40 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:09,366 Oh crud! I'm getting out of here 41 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,585 (MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING) 42 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,267 Make the hole appear. Now that's more like it. 43 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:16,267 Wait, what?! 44 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,333 (YELLING) 45 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,700 Now that's what I'm doing about, baby! 46 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:26,300 - CORRIN: Hi, Evil Marcus James. (CHUCKLES) - Shut up, Corrin! Leave me alone! 47 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,660 Corrin, sorry I was being mean, and you know since, 48 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:33,133 uh, many of that stuff. Hey! You wanna play? 49 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:34,133 Okay! 50 00:02:36,933 --> 00:02:37,933 Cannonball! 51 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:40,233 So long, suckas! 52 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,400 Why is he chasing me again?! 53 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:44,800 THEN EVIL MARCUS JAMES GOT ARRESTED. AGAIN... 54 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,933 IN THE PRESENT... 55 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:47,958 (SNORING) 56 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,800 Yoo-hoo. Come on. 57 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,633 You gotta wake up, Very important day. 58 00:02:52,633 --> 00:02:54,229 Come on, wake up. 59 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,567 - Wake up, Marcus! Wake up! - (YELLING AND SCREAMING) 60 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:02,233 Pizza Chunk! Don't ever do that again! 61 00:03:02,258 --> 00:03:03,025 Sorry. 62 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:05,467 Now I need to get ready for my party. 63 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:08,333 Good morning everybody! 64 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,433 ALL: Good morning, Marcus! 65 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:11,300 So who's ready for the party? 66 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,300 ALL: Yay! 67 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:16,900 KIERAN: Wait! I gotta walk down the street and talk to Marcy. I'll be right back! 68 00:03:18,243 --> 00:03:22,033 - Hey, Marcy. How are you? - It's doing great since I, um, uh 69 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:25,933 seen you, Kieran. By the way, when is our new show coming out? 70 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:28,733 So glad you asked! MAY 2, 2025 71 00:03:28,733 --> 00:03:30,633 Eeeee! Can't wait! 72 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:34,267 Same! I gotta go back to Marcus' party. We'll hang later today, okay? 73 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:36,300 - Okay, see ya. - See ya. 74 00:03:37,018 --> 00:03:38,218 Okay. I'm back. 75 00:03:38,267 --> 00:03:41,367 Good! Now, UltraBox, can you do the honors for me? 76 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:45,100 - Sure thing, Marcus! - Let's get this party started! 77 00:03:55,433 --> 00:03:58,367 - CORN: Hey! - So long, suckas! 78 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:07,500 Ah, I'm having a good day, peace and quiet, and... 79 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,533 (♪ ♪ DISCORD RINGTONE RINGING) 80 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:13,233 Huh? Who's calling me? Hello? Oh, it's Orangie! What's up? 81 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:16,133 Evil Marcus James has escaped! 82 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:19,377 Wait! He got out of prison?! Don't worry, I'll be right back. 83 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,300 (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC PLAYS) 84 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:24,767 Let's go. 85 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,567 - There it is. - I can see it. 86 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:36,300 Alright, let's get this car started. (YELLING) 87 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:41,600 (LAUGHING) I finally got myself out of jail! 88 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,300 Now let's see what I can do about this place. 89 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,833 - ELLA AND LONG LEGS: Papa? - Huh? 90 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:55,667 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the...? I am not your Papa. I will never always be your papa! 91 00:04:56,719 --> 00:04:59,739 (CRYING) 92 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,584 (ECHOING): I want my Butler back, I want my money back... 93 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:10,400 (YELLING): I want my life back!!! 94 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:15,621 Okay, first we're going to Pizza Chunk's house, so. 95 00:05:15,977 --> 00:05:19,283 His studio production, yeah. So let's go get him. 96 00:05:20,385 --> 00:05:23,649 Pizza Chunk and Kieran Kalamity! We need your help! 97 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:27,665 Who the heck are you and why the heck are you doing here? 98 00:05:28,267 --> 00:05:30,467 Are you just not going to answer? 99 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:36,187 Green one. I'm gonna call you Ella. And Yellow one. I'm gonna call you Long Legs. 100 00:05:37,642 --> 00:05:43,067 You know what? You people are acting weird to me. I'm just going to go upstairs. 101 00:05:43,067 --> 00:05:46,459 There's Evil Marcus James' Evil Lab! Let's go get him! 102 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:50,500 I had to do this clip like that because it took me a long of time to make this movie, but meanwhile when they got in... 103 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,700 Okay. I just need to find Evil Marcus James. Wait a minute, what the sigma? 104 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:57,933 LONG LEGS: Are you the nice clone of Marcus James? 105 00:05:57,933 --> 00:06:02,000 - Of course I am, why wouldn't I? - Hey! What is all of that ruckus! 106 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,433 Oh no, he's here. 107 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:08,633 Well, well, well. If it isn't Marcus James himself. 108 00:06:08,658 --> 00:06:13,367 I should stomp so I can, uh, destroy your friends, so yeah! 109 00:06:13,367 --> 00:06:14,367 Boom! 110 00:06:14,933 --> 00:06:16,133 (ALL SCREAMING) 111 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:18,067 Guys! 112 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,333 You monster! 113 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:23,133 Now your gonna pay! 114 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,200 Wait, what the sigma? 115 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,667 (GLASS BREAKING) (SCREAMING) 116 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:31,233 You know what? I have been trapped for 50 years, and you still don't get it! 117 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:33,966 - I'm nothing like you! - (BOTH SCREAMING) 118 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,830 (GRUNTS, GASPS) 119 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:37,333 Wait, what the? 120 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:38,967 (BOTH GROWLING) 121 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:40,933 (PANTING) 122 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,500 (YELLING) 123 00:06:45,067 --> 00:06:47,800 (MARCUS JAMES SCREAMING) 124 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,267 Show yourself, coward! Where are you? Huh? 125 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,867 On second thought, this ends now! 126 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:04,700 You know? You were right about one thing. But this ends now for you! 127 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,380 What do you mean by that? 128 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,267 Ow! Okay, that's it! 129 00:07:10,767 --> 00:07:15,900 No! My powers! Okay, fine, finish it! 130 00:07:15,925 --> 00:07:16,942 (MARCUS JAMES PANTING) 131 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:19,567 I know your inside my heart right here! 132 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,060 (SAD MUSIC PLAYS) 133 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:25,231 Well? What are you waiting for? Go on and defeat me! 134 00:07:25,328 --> 00:07:30,567 It's not just the same as always. Nothing is about to defeat us. Just look at the Earth. 135 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:37,600 - I think you did a very good job. - Well, thank you. Now I need to get back 136 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,120 to Earth, so, bye. 137 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,200 Bye. So long, my friend. 138 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,433 (SCREAMING) 139 00:07:45,472 --> 00:07:48,200 - Ugh! Where am I? - Are you okay, Marcus? 140 00:07:48,225 --> 00:07:52,767 Guys! No time to waste! We gotta go back to the house immediately! Now, let's go! 141 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,967 - There, good as n-. - (SCREAMING) 142 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:58,300 Marcus! Pizza Chunk, where in the heck have you two been? 143 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:03,589 So let me get this straight. Evil Marcus James becomes a good guy. So that's it. 144 00:08:04,154 --> 00:08:08,533 - Do you think we should, um... party? - I think we should. 145 00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:11,400 Let's party! 146 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:25,567 Wait a minute, why are we showing this? Oh, it's just a dream sequence ending. Huh. 147 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:30,567 It's time to jump in this portal! I'm gonna jump it! Weeeee! 148 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:33,567 ("HIGH HOPES" BY PANIC! AT THE DISCO PLAYS) 149 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:23,400 Yeah! I win for another dimenstion. 150 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,100 Uh, hello? Guys? 151 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,887 Where is everybody? 152 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:33,467 Okay, now I'm just recasting myself. 153 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:44,267 Okay, so how do I get back? 154 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:07,700 Uh, pro tip. If you got the fastest orange cube in the works, then, yeah. And also, why are you trying to shoot me? Also, no cosmic 155 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:16,700 display but you gotta few details wrong, I can't blame you though. It's hard to copy perfection. And yes! I said it! In a whole thing! 156 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:20,733 (SCREAMING) 157 00:10:22,591 --> 00:10:25,333 Wait a minute, what?! Who are you? 158 00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:35,104 ("MARCUS JAMES THE MOVIE THEME" BY MARCUS JAMES) 159 00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,667 ♪ These beats are the purest ♪ 160 00:10:39,692 --> 00:10:40,376 ♪ Do it, do it ♪ 161 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,133 ♪ If you have trouble with ideas ♪ 162 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:45,733 ♪ I got something that might you watch ♪ 163 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:48,734 ♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪ 164 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:51,767 ♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪ 165 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,500 ♪ I'm having a theme right now ♪ 166 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,267 ♪ And I got to do my streams ♪ 167 00:10:57,733 --> 00:11:00,066 ♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪ 168 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:01,500 ♪ Ha! ♪ 169 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:03,900 ♪ Watch out! ♪ 170 00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,834 ♪ His evilest clone ♪ 171 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,733 ♪ Is coming to him ♪ 172 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,220 ♪ He's gonna stop him ♪ 173 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:13,300 ♪ And... yeah, that's all ♪ 174 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:16,300 ♪ Marcus saves the world ♪ 175 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,300 ♪ with a Calamity Stone ♪ 176 00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:22,400 ♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪ 177 00:11:23,036 --> 00:11:25,667 ♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪ 178 00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:28,233 ♪ I'm having a theme right now ♪ 179 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,967 ♪ And I got to do my thing ♪ 180 00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,973 ♪ Watch, this is so fun to see ♪ 181 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,797 ♪ Ha! Marcus James: The Movie ♪ 182 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,747 (CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 183 00:12:19,743 --> 00:12:22,233 Hey! Where is the music? 184 00:12:30,339 --> 00:12:31,339 ♪ Ruff, ruff! ♪ 185 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,705 Hello? What's this? 186 00:12:55,305 --> 00:13:55,940