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1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:39,413 --> 00:00:43,913 "Once in every nighttime, someone comes around.” 3 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:48,505 -"I'm coming to get you." -No. 4 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,926 “There's someone that makes sleeping difficult.” 5 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,805 "Cassie."” 6 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:01,017 “I'm coming." 7 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:02,811 Who's there? 8 00:01:04,146 --> 00:01:07,649 -"The Tickle Monster." -No. 9 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:12,317 "That's right, Sylvester Stallone is the Tickle Monster." 10 00:01:13,322 --> 00:01:15,574 “I'm gonna tickle you." 11 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,869 "What?" “I'm gonna tickle you." 12 00:01:19,036 --> 00:01:20,996 "What?" "I'm gonna tickle you!" 13 00:01:22,498 --> 00:01:24,082 Daddy, help. 14 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:29,375 I'm here, Cassie. Unhand my daughter, Tickle Monster. 15 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:31,965 Oh, hand-to-hand. 16 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:35,093 -Look, over there. -Go, Daddy, go. 17 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,012 "Oh, dear." 18 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:39,097 -Is she still up? -Yeah. 19 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:40,933 Yeah, I just gave her a warm bath... 20 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,018 ...and now she's more wide-awake than I am. 21 00:01:43,185 --> 00:01:46,646 She won't be so sharp for her big meeting tomorrow. 22 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:49,316 -Good night, sweetie. -Night, Mommy. 23 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:53,236 Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes... 24 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:56,532 -...you might still have a shot tonight. -Use a mallet if you have to. 25 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,367 -Daddy? -Yeah, baby? 26 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,121 I'm never gonna get married. 27 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,999 Why not? It's not as bad as it looks. 28 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,002 Because I always want to live here with you. 29 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:12,298 Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up... 30 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,050 ...meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. 31 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,013 But you and I will always be best friends. 32 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:25,560 Good night, Cassie. 33 00:02:28,522 --> 00:02:30,440 Dad, could you be any more of a dork? 34 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,569 Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know? 35 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,946 I know where, I just know one way to get there. 36 00:02:36,113 --> 00:02:38,740 -And you refuse to go that way. -Because it's a stupid way. 37 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:42,328 -If you consider getting there stupid. -Why don't you use the navigation? 38 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,915 Because Sacajawea back there doesn't know the name of the street. 39 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,793 She knows it as "the one next to the one with the fountain." 40 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:50,835 Hey, Dad, Cassie just gave you the finger. 41 00:02:51,003 --> 00:02:52,921 If we don't find this house in two minutes-- 42 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,423 -There it is. -Okay, honey... 43 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,049 ...hurry up, go get your friend. 44 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,219 -Jerk. -I heard that. 45 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,678 Good. 46 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:04,724 -Where are they? -She just left. 47 00:03:04,892 --> 00:03:06,184 Okay. 48 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,979 Which friend is this, the nice one? 49 00:03:09,146 --> 00:03:10,856 You used to know all her friends. 50 00:03:11,023 --> 00:03:13,191 -You were funny and charming. -Well, she's 15. 51 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,986 She doesn't want me to be charming. She finds it creepy. 52 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,445 Oh, no. 53 00:03:17,613 --> 00:03:19,448 It's the too-nice one. 54 00:03:19,615 --> 00:03:21,116 Hi, thanks for inviting me. 55 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:23,118 Any friend of Cassie's Is always welcome. 56 00:03:23,285 --> 00:03:24,911 We're a little late. 57 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,417 Remember, congratulate Todd on the Alpine soda merger... 58 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:33,003 ...tell him the house looks great, work in his outfit. 59 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,880 -Maybe he smells nice. -Lick his face? 60 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:36,882 No, don't touch him. Don't shake his hand. 61 00:03:37,049 --> 00:03:39,634 -Oh, right, Mr. Stupid-Germ-Phobia. -Yeah. 62 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:42,721 There they are, old Bob Bobcat. 63 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:45,223 -Teabag. -Hi, Todd. 64 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,309 Hi. Hi. 65 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:49,394 Well, congratulations on Alpine soda. 66 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,605 -Bob said you'd do it. -Yeah. 67 00:03:51,772 --> 00:03:54,274 God, Jamie, if my ex-wife looked as good as you... 68 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:57,486 ...I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage. 69 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:03,492 Thank you, Todd. What a lovely compliment. 70 00:04:04,326 --> 00:04:05,910 Oh, there's Laird. 71 00:04:06,537 --> 00:04:07,788 Laird. 72 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,290 -So that's the young hotshot? -Yeah. 73 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,543 Harvard M.B.A. We're planning to kill him. 74 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,169 Do you want in? 75 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:17,005 -Cassie. -There he is. 76 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:21,218 Laird. You know what'd be great? You going to get me shrimp. 77 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,887 I'm not joking. 78 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:27,557 Cass, go say hi to Todd. 79 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,893 -What for? -He likes you. I'll give you 20 bucks. 80 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:32,228 Can I come? I read all about him online. 81 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,272 Okay. 82 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,941 Okay. 83 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,696 Hi, Mr. Mallory. Good to see you again. 84 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:44,992 -Oh, Cassie Munro. -Little Cassie? 85 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:47,410 Wow, you turned into quite the young lady. 86 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:48,954 This is my friend, Gretchen. 87 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:50,372 -Hi, Gretch. -Hi. 88 00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:54,292 Aren't you the one who got Pure Vibe sodas into the schools? 89 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:57,546 That was me. Cassie's dad helped, he's head of Corporate Relations... 90 00:04:57,713 --> 00:04:59,339 ...but I am el presidente. 91 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,051 Wow, so you're, like, personally responsible... 92 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,595 ...for destroying the health of millions of children. 93 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,014 -Gretchen. - I probably wouldn't put it that way. 94 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,558 Obesity, diabetes, cholesterol. 95 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:13,228 The fat of our youth is on your hands. Wallow in it. 96 00:05:29,119 --> 00:05:31,913 Thank you, I had a very nice time. 97 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,919 Keep it real. 98 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,088 Don't. 99 00:05:50,391 --> 00:05:53,143 Yo, home slice, can you chill on the def jam? 100 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,478 You're boiling my vibe. 101 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:57,481 Respect. 102 00:05:59,483 --> 00:06:01,109 Cass, can we talk? 103 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:04,405 -God, what? -Nothing. My bad. 104 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,033 Father evil. Forgot that. 105 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,701 How you doing, are you all right? 106 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,746 -No, not really. -Why don't you get that skin peel? 107 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,249 Feels like that. Cassie was so abrasive-- 108 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,961 Oh, Bob just came in. Let me call you back. My sister. 109 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:21,504 -Did you talk to Cassie? -Yeah, I tried. 110 00:06:21,672 --> 00:06:22,923 Still bleeding a little bit. 111 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,966 She didn't know Gretchen was gonna do that. 112 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:28,679 She didn't know her friend was gonna throw a vat of schmaltz on my boss. 113 00:06:29,471 --> 00:06:30,930 Wine or martini? 114 00:06:31,098 --> 00:06:33,850 -Both, with a Prozac back. -Okay. 115 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,312 Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. 116 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:39,272 We watch TV in four separate rooms... 117 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,400 ...and we IM each other when dinner's ready. 118 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,151 Well, then let's change things. 119 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,070 Let's start while we're in Hawaii. 120 00:06:45,237 --> 00:06:47,822 No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. 121 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,491 -Let's really go. -No what? 122 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:51,993 You're not gonna see them for the rest of the summer. 123 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,829 -Carl's got camp-- -Yeah. 124 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,206 Cassie's got college prep in Palo Alto, I know. 125 00:06:56,373 --> 00:06:58,958 That's right, and they leave the day after we get back. 126 00:06:59,126 --> 00:07:02,379 It'll be the same in Hawaii. They'll only call us when they need money. 127 00:07:02,546 --> 00:07:06,007 Well, I'm glad we're going. And don't worry so much about work. 128 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:09,303 Todd loves you. You're indispensable. 129 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:11,472 I'm afraid not. 130 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,683 I think Laird's gonna get my job. He's younger, smarter, cheaper. 131 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,436 What did you say? 132 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:19,187 Nothing. 133 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,359 Here you go. 134 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,403 To true love. 135 00:07:27,529 --> 00:07:30,865 -Hawaii's gonna be great. -Yeah. 136 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,159 You gotta cancel Hawaii. 137 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,537 -Why? -We hit a snag in the Alpine merger. 138 00:07:35,704 --> 00:07:38,373 -Since yesterday? -One brother got seller's remorse. 139 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,958 -Garry. -Larry. 140 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:42,085 Garry's still for it. Show him some money... 141 00:07:42,252 --> 00:07:44,212 ...he'll quack like a duck. Larry's nervous. 142 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:47,049 If I tell my wife we're not going to Hawaii, bury me ass-up. 143 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:48,800 You have a place to park your bike. 144 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:49,969 -Bob. -Todd. 145 00:07:50,135 --> 00:07:51,136 -Bob. -Todd. 146 00:07:51,303 --> 00:07:55,056 Bob. Bob, this crisis has actually saved your job. 147 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,392 -Really? -After yesterday... 148 00:07:57,559 --> 00:08:01,396 ...I figured I gotta fire you to maintain some respect around here. 149 00:08:01,563 --> 00:08:04,399 But in light of this Alpine thing... 150 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,694 -...I still need you. -Bless you, Todd. 151 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:08,903 I gotta run out there and make a presentation. 152 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,823 I can write the presentation in Hawaii and zap it to you. 153 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:15,953 Laird can write me a presentation. If I tell him to, he'll live in the office. 154 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,830 He'll shower in the damn water cooler. 155 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,915 But you've got one thing he hasn't got. 156 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,667 -A soul. -No, you're good in a meeting. 157 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,461 You've got the chutzpah. 158 00:08:24,628 --> 00:08:26,755 So I want you to write that presentation... 159 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:29,507 ...and I need you at the meeting to put this thing over. 160 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,593 -Yeah. -So no Hawaii. 161 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:35,096 -No. -Boulder, Colorado, Friday. 162 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,057 Just move your Hawaii dates. 163 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:39,392 The kids are booked the rest of the summer. 164 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,187 -You have to go to Boulder. -Agreed. 165 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:46,399 I want you to know, after the divorce, I'm coming after Jamie hard. 166 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:47,943 Bring jewelry. 167 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,487 Hey, if you get Jamie, can I have Elaine? 168 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:53,448 -You want Elaine? -Better than nothing. 169 00:08:53,615 --> 00:08:55,533 Trust me, it's not better. 170 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,453 Elaine is still mad at me for taking that vacation last year. 171 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:00,663 Figures that's why I didn't get that promotion. 172 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,999 -Oh, the RV trip. -RV trip? 173 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:06,170 Oh, the famous RV trip. Oh, can we see the pictures again? 174 00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:08,296 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Nobody move. 175 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,967 Did you rent that RV? 176 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,895 Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house. 177 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,521 What? 178 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,651 Oh, my God, it's your husband. 179 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,073 -Oh, hi. -What is that? 180 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,910 -It's an RV. -And why is it in front of our house? 181 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,705 -We're taking it on vacation. -To Hawaii? 182 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:45,333 -No, it doesn't float. Colorado. -What happened to Hawaii? 183 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,754 Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. 184 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,840 The place I'm taking you is special, and not like Uncle Mike. 185 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:55,593 It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid. 186 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,846 Is he being funny? Because I can never tell. 187 00:09:58,013 --> 00:10:00,306 Oh, come on. You've always wanted to camp, right? 188 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:03,059 This is what he came up with to punish me for Gretchen. 189 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,562 I was gonna surf. Nice one, Dad. Thanks. 190 00:10:05,729 --> 00:10:07,689 The hotel in Hawaii has a weight room. 191 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:10,942 Doesn't anybody respect my lifting schedule? 192 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,741 We're not campers. We don't camp. 193 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,744 -Why not? -Why--? Why not? 194 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,872 -For one thing, we like to shower. -Well, it's got a shower. 195 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:26,249 You and I will go out right now and take a shower. 196 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:29,210 Bob, do you know where you stay when you take an RV trip? 197 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,171 -Where? -RV camps. 198 00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:33,590 Honey, try to remember, we're not friendly. 199 00:10:33,757 --> 00:10:35,383 In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids. 200 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,386 This way, we can spend time with them. 201 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,639 You need to spend time with them. 202 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,809 I spend nine hours a day with them. And I want Hawaii. 203 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,727 All right, we'll go to Hawaii. 204 00:10:45,894 --> 00:10:48,813 At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. 205 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,650 -We'll have all the ham to ourselves. -I'll have to cook. 206 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,402 No, you won't, because I'll cook every night, every meal. 207 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,906 We were gonna take naps. Hotel room, afternoon... 208 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,784 -...lock-the-door naps. -Oh, the good naps. 209 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:04,245 -How are we gonna do that in an RV? -I'll drive slowly. 210 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,249 -I was gonna get a massage. -I'll give you a massage. 211 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,751 You're gonna do all the cooking, give me massages. 212 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:11,252 And spend time with the kids. 213 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,088 You got it. 214 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:17,634 Did you cancel our Hawaii trip because Todd told you to? 215 00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:20,887 Did you volunteer us for some sort of experiment? 216 00:11:21,054 --> 00:11:23,973 The family travels around and drinks nothing but Pure Vibe soda... 217 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,433 ...see If our teeth fall out? 218 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,770 Honey, I'm running out of time with my kids. 219 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:34,943 Come on, baby. Why don't you come out in the wilderness... 220 00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:37,570 ...with your big, brawny man? 221 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:40,615 Don't make me call for my mail-order bride. 222 00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,453 Bob. 223 00:11:46,955 --> 00:11:49,499 Here's something your genius husband probably overlooked. 224 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:51,250 Four miles to the gallon? 225 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:55,296 Gee, why don't we just stay home and set fire to an oil field. 226 00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:59,217 There's an elegant touch. 227 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,473 Or we could just travel around in clown suits. 228 00:12:05,098 --> 00:12:09,227 I spent the night with my head in the toilet. I'm sure it's contagious. 229 00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:15,316 All right, no more details. Just e-mail me the new proposal. 230 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,989 -That's my couch. Move. -Make me. 231 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:28,246 -This seat's better, anyway. -Whatever. 232 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,974 Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark... 233 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,810 ...I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions? 234 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,396 The Big Turd. 235 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,316 The Big Rolling Turd. 236 00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:59,527 In that spirit, we set forth. 237 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,233 Make it so, Number One. 238 00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:46,574 Honey, are you sure know how to--? 239 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,243 -Honey? -Trust me, okay? 240 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,915 Thanks. 241 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,584 Oh, my God. 242 00:14:00,922 --> 00:14:03,090 -Honey, honey. -What? 243 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,635 -Oh, tree. -Yeah, it's all right. 244 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,224 Honey? 245 00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:12,767 Honey. Honey. 246 00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,769 Oh, my God. 247 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,605 -We're okay. -Honey. 248 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,901 Honey, tree! Tree! 249 00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,445 Honey, honey. 250 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,744 -Honey. -Okay. 251 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,420 Anything else you want to hit? 252 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,551 Do you want to go back? We missed the neighbor's cat. 253 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,685 You are 31 hours from your destination. 254 00:14:55,852 --> 00:14:58,187 -What's that? -RoadMate 700. 255 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,816 -I call her "Lola." -Make a right in 100 feet. 256 00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:02,274 Thank you, Lola. 257 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,235 She's accurate to within 10 feet. 258 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,613 -Go straight. -No, Lola says take a right. 259 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,823 -Well, mall traffic. Go straight. -Fifty feet. 260 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:12,618 -Yeah, but she said take a right. -Well, I'm telling you to go straight. 261 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,329 Twenty feet. 262 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,831 -Choose. -Baby, please. 263 00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,416 -Turn right. -Choose. 264 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,960 -Dad! -Turn right. 265 00:15:33,181 --> 00:15:35,057 My bad. 266 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,685 -You are 30 hours and 59 minutes-- -Turn her off. 267 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,021 --From your destination. 268 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,692 Say, Dad, this is interesting. 269 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,028 "Unsecured items in an unlatched cabinet... 270 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:50,489 ...are a recipe for disaster." Didn't you read this? 271 00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:53,951 No, I was too busy thinking of all the ways we're gonna have fun. 272 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,162 Dad, somebody's stealing the RV, 273 00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:59,290 No, Carl. Nobody's stealing it... 274 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,376 ...it's rolling backwards with no one in it. 275 00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,634 Oh, yeah. Well, my bad. 276 00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,637 Yeah, well, yeah. 277 00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,222 -Thanks, Saul. -Irv. 278 00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:15,598 -Irv. -Not "Saul.” 279 00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:18,142 I don't know where I got Saul. 280 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:20,061 Well, thanks. 281 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,479 -Good news. -I'm adopted? 282 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:24,732 Good one. No, thanks to my technically proficient... 283 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,152 ...and charmingly amusing description, Saul-- 284 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:31,819 -Irv. -Irv, yeah. Irv the dealer... 285 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:35,284 ...said we damaged the parking-gear interlock and the emergency brake. 286 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,371 We had that little mishap, you know, when Mom distracted me... 287 00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,248 ...we were pulling out of the driveway? 288 00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:43,251 But the driving brakes, the ones we use when we're moving... 289 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:46,129 ...they're fine. They're not just fine, they're brilliant. 290 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,507 All we have to do IS every time we park... 291 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:51,258 ...we have to put two big blocks under the rear wheel. 292 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:54,595 We'll be perfect. Thanks for the help. Okay, everybody, come on. 293 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,265 It'll be fun, let's go. Miles and smiles. 294 00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:59,308 This is the worst I've ever been treated. 295 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,728 -Wait till you get married. -Thank you. 296 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,355 Everybody, let's get aboard the Big Rolling Turd. 297 00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,557 That was easy. 298 00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:19,240 Now what do we do? 299 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:22,159 Hey, I know, let's go to the beach and go surfing. 300 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,914 Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. 301 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:29,167 We're where NASA faked the moon landing. 302 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,377 Wait a minute. 303 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:37,675 Wait till you see this. It's called a "pop-out.” 304 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,556 Hold on. 305 00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:54,942 Wow, where are you? 306 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,286 -How cool is that? -Macarena cool. 307 00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,621 Hey. 308 00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:13,043 You guys want to see a movie? But where? 309 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,636 Forgive my ignorance, but don't you need to hook up... 310 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,181 ...the Big Rolling Turd to the electricity for that? 311 00:20:26,307 --> 00:20:28,017 Yes, I do. 312 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,998 I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper. 313 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,461 You are so disgusting. 314 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:02,510 Dad! The toilet's backed up! 315 00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:15,689 Carl, what did you eat? 316 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:18,860 Dad, it's not mine. 317 00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:26,659 There's the problem, sewage tank is overflowing. 318 00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:28,744 And it's not even our sewage, it's leftover. 319 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,538 It's not a national emergency. 320 00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:32,456 We'll go to where you dump the sewage... 321 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,834 ...and we'll dump the dump. Come on, let's all go. 322 00:21:35,001 --> 00:21:38,546 As appealing as that sounds, I think I'm gonna pass. But thank you. 323 00:21:38,713 --> 00:21:41,716 And don't forget, you're making dinner. 324 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,928 Sure, I'd love to clean somebody else's crap out of the RV... 325 00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:48,180 ...instead of being in Hawaii. 326 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,684 Can I come? 327 00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:55,062 Not only can you come, you can dump the sewage. 328 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,481 -Really? -Yeah. 329 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,026 It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment, buddy. 330 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,464 Piece of cake. 331 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,875 -Gonna be a while, mister? -Oh, well, that depends. 332 00:22:58,042 --> 00:23:00,252 If I can get this hose attached to this outlet... 333 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,088 ...I'll be right out of here. 334 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,883 -What's the dealie? -Guy needs to attach a hose. 335 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,301 Doing it. 336 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:11,180 -What's up? -Trying to attach a hose. 337 00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:15,059 -Fella here's trying to hook up a hose. -Maybe get on the loudspeaker. 338 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:17,811 That there's the wrong hose. It's that there one. 339 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,272 -Yeah. -Yeah. 340 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,774 -It's got the coupling. -Right. 341 00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:23,734 That one right there. 342 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:27,112 -There you go. -Okay. 343 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,659 You need another hose. 344 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:36,247 Yeah, I guess, but... 345 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,791 It's long enough, but: 346 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,918 Gotta get one of them bayonet couplings. 347 00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:43,629 -He hasn't got one. -He's got a Y-coupling right there. 348 00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:45,756 Yeah, that'll do the trick. 349 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,675 Y-coupling? 350 00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:49,802 A Y-coupling. 351 00:23:49,969 --> 00:23:51,845 That's the Y. Oh, I see. 352 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,515 -One potato. -Alrighty. 353 00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:55,891 Two potato. 354 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:58,311 -Okay, wait, oh. -There we go. 355 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,771 Listen, I'm no expert in waste management... 356 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,525 ...but won't the fecal matter come out the top hole there? 357 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,654 No, you just gotta hold it up in the air like this: 358 00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:11,573 There you go. Little bit higher. There you go. 359 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:14,034 -Oh, like that there. -There you go. 360 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,995 You sure this is gonna work? 361 00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:18,289 Heck, yeah, man. It's basic hydraulics. 362 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:19,707 Okay, Archimedes. 363 00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:21,166 Hey, Joe Joe. 364 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,213 -Okay. -Let her rip. 365 00:24:36,891 --> 00:24:38,684 Turn it off! 366 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:45,400 -That sure didn't work. -No. 367 00:24:45,566 --> 00:24:47,651 -We need a hose spreader. -Who's got one? 368 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,362 Gornicke, I think. I'll get it. 369 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,239 -I'll get some music. -Oh, no, please. 370 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,865 And some of those tortilla chips. 371 00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:54,950 -We got some leftover sausages. -Bring them., 372 00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:58,454 No, you folks don't need to have a parade. I don't want to impose. 373 00:24:58,621 --> 00:25:00,164 Oh, no, no. 374 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:03,667 We are gonna get this fixed up for you, buddy. 375 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,841 Sausages. 376 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,845 Sausages. 377 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:16,805 Sausages. 378 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,434 -Right here, you want one? -Yeah. 379 00:25:20,893 --> 00:25:24,271 There we go. That'll work. 380 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,190 You sure this will hold? 381 00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:29,026 Hey, man, why would they sell you a hose spreader... 382 00:25:29,193 --> 00:25:30,986 ...if you couldn't spread the hose? 383 00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,281 It's getting old. Come on. 384 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:34,991 Open it up, Joe Joe. 385 00:25:41,247 --> 00:25:43,290 It's blocked. I'll flush the line. 386 00:25:50,381 --> 00:25:52,966 -Hey, Dad. -Son. 387 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:55,344 Maybe now is the time to confess to you that... 388 00:25:55,511 --> 00:25:58,055 ...your dad's not the master of all things. 389 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,267 I got that when you started taking advice from morons. 390 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,811 Yeah. All we need is a banjo. 391 00:26:03,978 --> 00:26:08,478 Oh, man. He didn't even open it up all the way. 392 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,657 -See? No worries. -Yup. 393 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,745 -Hello. -Bob. 394 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,165 Hey, Todd. Yeah, I'm still pretty sick. 395 00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:26,875 -Where's my presentation? -Presentation? 396 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:29,712 It's the best work I've done, not to toot my own horn... 397 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:33,340 -Yeah, you'll have it Thursday morning. -Thursday? 398 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,843 No, that's not soon enough. Tomorrow will be great. 399 00:26:38,012 --> 00:26:39,638 Oh, I gotta go. 400 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,435 Oh, dude, that is nasty. 401 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:47,813 Don't worry, I'll get another hose. 402 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:50,524 Fire in the hole! 403 00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:28,729 Here's where you made your critical mistake. 404 00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:31,189 You listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. 405 00:27:31,357 --> 00:27:34,568 Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest. 406 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:38,197 They're not the ones covered in fecal matter. 407 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,366 That's a good point. 408 00:27:42,201 --> 00:27:44,161 Travis Gornicke. 409 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,250 Bob Munro. 410 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,085 Yeah, let's postpone that handshake... 411 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,379 -...till we get you cleaned up. -Yeah. 412 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:11,147 You're clean enough to use your own shower, Bob. 413 00:28:11,772 --> 00:28:13,356 The vehicle's all cleaned up, Daddy. 414 00:28:13,524 --> 00:28:15,400 -Oh, nice work, son. -Thank you, boys. 415 00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:17,278 -You're welcome. -No problem, Mr. Munro. 416 00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:20,656 -Look, can I offer you a-- -No, Bob, wouldn't think of it. 417 00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:22,616 -We're neighbors. -Mom wants to know-- 418 00:28:22,783 --> 00:28:24,117 What happened to you? 419 00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:28,539 He was covered in turd. 420 00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:30,666 Oh, I know the feeling. 421 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,960 Mom wants to know when you're cooking dinner. 422 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:36,255 You tell your mother when I'm good and ready, that's when. 423 00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:40,384 -I'll tell her. -Tell her I'm good and ready. 424 00:28:40,551 --> 00:28:42,177 Well, thanks. 425 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:45,639 Hey, pleasure hosing you down, Bob. 426 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:48,892 -Ditto. -Why can't they have dinner with us? 427 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,853 You know, aside from the stink, I don't see why not. 428 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,356 Why don't you come on over? Tuesday's meatloaf. 429 00:28:54,523 --> 00:28:58,276 Then afterwards, we can sit around and watch Ernest Goes to Jail. 430 00:28:58,444 --> 00:29:01,238 -It is funny. -Well, it's a classic. 431 00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:04,991 -Yeah, we'll make a whole night of it. -I wish I could. 432 00:29:05,159 --> 00:29:07,327 I promised my family I'd make my special dish... 433 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,997 -...shish kebob. -Oh, that's good. 434 00:29:10,164 --> 00:29:12,583 -Well, another time, then. -Yeah, try to keep me away. 435 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,668 Okay. 436 00:29:17,171 --> 00:29:18,630 Carl! 437 00:29:23,844 --> 00:29:26,847 -Honey, how's it going? -Great, baby. 438 00:29:27,014 --> 00:29:30,475 Okay, well, how long? Because we're starving. 439 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,604 Four hours. Maybe longer if you keep asking. 440 00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,816 -What? -It's a small oven... 441 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:41,696 ...and I'm having to do the potatoes with a hair dryer set on "high." 442 00:29:46,909 --> 00:29:50,162 Hey, who wants to go to a party? 443 00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:59,755 -Here we are. Hope we're not late. -No! 444 00:29:59,922 --> 00:30:01,965 -Well, Bob said we were invited. -Yeah. 445 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,343 -Of course you were. -Then here we are. 446 00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:06,887 -We're hungry. -All right! 447 00:30:07,054 --> 00:30:09,598 -Mary Jo, our company's here. -What company? 448 00:30:09,765 --> 00:30:12,893 The ones that are close enough to hear you yelling, darling. 449 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:15,479 -Well, hi. -Hi. 450 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,064 Honey, help me. 451 00:30:17,231 --> 00:30:19,066 -I've got you here, darling. -Here you go. 452 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,401 Let's see. Earl and Billy you met. 453 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,071 -Hi, I'm Earl. -And I'm not. 454 00:30:24,238 --> 00:30:27,658 My wife, Mary Jo, and my daughter, Moon. 455 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,785 Hey, y'all. 456 00:30:34,915 --> 00:30:39,415 Well, Moon, that's kind of a hippie name, like Moon, Rainbow, Bong. 457 00:30:39,962 --> 00:30:41,421 She was named after Warren Moon. 458 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,382 He was quarterback of the Houston Otters. 459 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,471 Well, this is my wife, Jamie. 460 00:30:48,637 --> 00:30:51,598 Cassie, my daughter. My son, Carl. 461 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,435 Named after Karl Marx... 462 00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,354 ...socialist, some would say the father of modern communism. 463 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,444 As I'm throwing up with the blood pouring out of my eyes, you know... 464 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:07,906 ...| looked up and I said, "Who is that lovely...?" 465 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:10,242 Next day, we were married in Juarez. 466 00:31:10,409 --> 00:31:12,744 Nine months later...out popped Earl. 467 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,207 So you got a boyfriend? 468 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:19,627 -Yeah, actually, I'm engaged. -Unlikely. 469 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,171 So where are you guys from? 470 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:24,089 Where do you hang your hat, as it were. 471 00:31:24,298 --> 00:31:25,966 -Behind the wheel of that bus. -Really? 472 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,425 -Full-timer, U.S.A. -Really? 473 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:31,931 Well, how do Moon, Earl and not Earl go to school? 474 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,682 Home school. 475 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:37,269 I hope you don't find this next question too personal... 476 00:31:37,436 --> 00:31:40,230 -...but how do you...? -Make a living? Various ways. 477 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,818 Let's see. We made $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepdad. 478 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:45,652 In prison he's getting help he needs. 479 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:48,655 Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. 480 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:53,244 I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus. 481 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,496 Really? Hooking? 482 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:03,670 -Funny. -I'm a mobile sales rep for Happy Max. 483 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:06,674 Y'all seen the infomercials for our musical car horns? 484 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,843 -No, I don't think we have. -No. 485 00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:10,969 Billy White Shoes, blow that horn. 486 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:13,180 -Watch this. -Wait for it. 487 00:32:13,347 --> 00:32:15,432 I love it every time. 488 00:32:20,354 --> 00:32:23,440 Wow, that's fantastic. That was... 489 00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:25,483 Jamie, are you a stay-at-home mom? 490 00:32:25,651 --> 00:32:27,152 -Yes. -When there's not a sale. 491 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:28,903 Let me hook you up with Happy Max. 492 00:32:29,071 --> 00:32:31,198 I got a rep bag in the bus. 493 00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:33,450 Plus, I represent Lovely Lily Beauty Products. 494 00:32:33,617 --> 00:32:36,995 -Mary Jo's a trained cosmetologist. -If you're still here tomorrow... 495 00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:40,583 ...I'm going to give you a complete, free total makeover. 496 00:32:40,749 --> 00:32:43,501 A $39 package absolutely free. 497 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:45,379 -Oh, that would be good, honey. -No. 498 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,799 You know what, I'm gonna work on you the whole day tomorrow. 499 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,761 -There you go, little lady. -Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat meat. 500 00:32:52,928 --> 00:32:55,388 I heard you talking. That's why I brought you this here. 501 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,891 -There ain't no meat in it. -Oh, no meat? 502 00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,519 You here that? No meat. Thank you. That's lovely. 503 00:33:00,686 --> 00:33:02,646 That's right. It's all organs. 504 00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:05,523 Deer organs. They're fresh too. 505 00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:08,735 I run him over this morning. The rest of it's curing in the bedroom. 506 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:12,072 But the stomach, brains and pancreas, we just toss that into the stew... 507 00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:14,115 ...because in this heat, it doesn't keep. 508 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:18,328 -Bathroom. -Little lady... 509 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,840 -There's my girl. -Dad, can we please go? 510 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,467 Yes. You know, thank you so much for the invitation. 511 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,512 This has been great. A lot of fun. 512 00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:37,764 Dad, listen. 513 00:33:39,099 --> 00:33:40,934 This is kind of our family theme song. 514 00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:45,021 Kids, come on. Get up there, go, go. Hurry up, get the-- You know. 515 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,065 Oh, they're gonna love this. 516 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,818 Little Mommy's got a whole song-and-dance thing worked out. 517 00:33:49,985 --> 00:33:52,404 -Oh, that's wonderful. -Come on, Moon, come on. 518 00:33:52,571 --> 00:33:54,447 -Here I go. Thank you, darling. -Thank you. 519 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:57,909 -Oh, yeah. -Line up the way we practiced. 520 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:03,934 I never grow tired of that song. Last time I heard it I was buck-naked... 521 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:06,228 -...in a field with a road flare. -Dad. 522 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:07,854 Yes. Big travel day tomorrow. 523 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,523 -Where y'all headed? -Away. 524 00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:11,733 Mount Watson in Colorado. 525 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:14,777 -Just fantastic to have met you both. -Same here. 526 00:35:14,945 --> 00:35:17,364 -Hope we see you again. -How about breakfast tomorrow? 527 00:35:17,531 --> 00:35:22,031 -Bagels and deer testicles? -Oh, yeah, she's funny, just like you. 528 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,914 We'd have breakfast, but we're early risers. 529 00:35:26,081 --> 00:35:29,125 -Well, us too. Six a.m. work for you? -We'll be long gone by then. 530 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,295 Yeah, trust us. 531 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,343 Bob? Bob? 532 00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,803 -Let's go, let's go. Bob? -Yeah, baby. 533 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,850 -Oh, friendly folks. -Yeah, they're nice people. 534 00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:49,789 -Hi, Mr. Munro. -Hi, Billy. I'm just-- 535 00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,127 -You sure got a nice one. -What? 536 00:36:54,294 --> 00:36:56,462 That's a nice laptop. 537 00:36:56,630 --> 00:37:00,008 Oh, thanks. What are you doing up? 538 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:03,803 I have a sleep disorder. I haven't slept since I was 5. 539 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,139 So you just wander around the campground. 540 00:37:06,306 --> 00:37:10,768 Yeah, I don't really mind. It's the only time I have alone. 541 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,815 Well, see you. 542 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,632 Oh, okay. 543 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:19,212 -Morning. -Good morning, Mr. Munro. 544 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,188 -Come on. Come on, let's go. -It's 5:30. 545 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:38,398 The Gornickes. 546 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,318 Bob, a little help. 547 00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,237 Little help? Cassie? 548 00:38:44,404 --> 00:38:47,782 There's movement. She-- She's moving. 549 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,452 Carl, let's get going. 550 00:38:53,705 --> 00:38:57,166 Let's move it, let's move it. Bob, gun it. 551 00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:00,462 Carl. Cass, what's our status? 552 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:04,007 She's out the door. She's coming. Mayday, mayday, she's coming! 553 00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:08,511 Come on. Let's go, let's go. Go, go, go! 554 00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,350 -Come on! -It's in gear, but it's not moving. 555 00:39:14,768 --> 00:39:17,520 -The wheel!! -This stupid pop-out thing. 556 00:39:19,773 --> 00:39:21,524 Hurry, Mom, she's coming! 557 00:39:34,746 --> 00:39:36,205 Come on, come on, come on. 558 00:39:37,749 --> 00:39:39,500 Will you move this son of a bi-- 559 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,966 Hey! 560 00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:05,736 They are early risers. 561 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,716 I'm going a whole 12 miles an hour. 562 00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:29,593 Then pass him. 563 00:40:36,391 --> 00:40:39,394 Kids, leave him alone. He's not that good a driver. 564 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:45,233 Really. 565 00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:51,865 Oh, dear. Oh, dear. 566 00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,665 -Come on. -Bob. 567 00:41:00,832 --> 00:41:04,001 Bob. Bob. Bob. 568 00:41:08,423 --> 00:41:09,757 Bob. 569 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:19,476 All right. 570 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:23,522 -Okay. All right. -Thanks. 571 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,024 -Hey, guess what. -What? 572 00:41:26,191 --> 00:41:27,942 We need gas. 573 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:30,695 And I really have to go to the bathroom. 574 00:41:30,862 --> 00:41:32,488 You know we have one of those. 575 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,241 Yeah, but after my last little shower of sadness... 576 00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:38,120 Okay, okay, do what you have to do. 577 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:41,164 I've got an ICBM coming. 578 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:46,419 If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money. 579 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:21,580 I could be a while, baby. It's an 80-gallon tank. 580 00:42:34,801 --> 00:42:36,010 Dad, you in here? 581 00:42:37,095 --> 00:42:38,846 Carl, I just need a minute. 582 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,932 Sure, only the RV's rolling away. 583 00:42:41,975 --> 00:42:43,643 Be right out. 584 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:53,445 -Hey, Bob. -Travis. 585 00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:56,656 Yeah, I think you've got a little problem with your vehicle. 586 00:42:56,823 --> 00:42:58,407 I'm no expert... 587 00:42:58,575 --> 00:43:01,494 ...but it's your parking-gear interlock and your emergency brake. 588 00:43:01,661 --> 00:43:03,287 -How did you...? -It's a miracle. 589 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,832 We pulled in the second it started rolling away. 590 00:43:05,999 --> 00:43:08,167 Isn't that something? Wanna hear about the time... 591 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,587 -...Jesus saved us from a tornado? -It's great. 592 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,964 I'd love to, but I was in the little boys' room... 593 00:43:13,131 --> 00:43:15,383 ...taking care of business when Carl interrupted... 594 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:17,677 ...but Jamie would love to hear it. 595 00:43:17,844 --> 00:43:20,012 Well, it seems just like yesterday. 596 00:43:52,003 --> 00:43:53,629 Thank you. 597 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,717 I don't wanna get too big, you know. 598 00:43:57,884 --> 00:44:02,384 -I mean, I don't want to look freakish. -No. 599 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:09,228 -What is this? -It's a list of places... 600 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:12,023 ...between here and Colorado that sell organic health food. 601 00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:16,652 -I got it last night off the Internet. -Oh, that was really thoughtful. 602 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:20,031 -What are you listening to? -Nothing. 603 00:44:20,198 --> 00:44:22,200 So Billy was blown right out of that tree. 604 00:44:22,367 --> 00:44:24,744 Right before he hit the ground, from out of nowhere... 605 00:44:24,911 --> 00:44:26,871 ...comes this queen-size Simmons mattress... 606 00:44:27,038 --> 00:44:29,165 ...slides right under him and cushions his fall. 607 00:44:29,332 --> 00:44:31,584 Saved his life. Plus, we needed the mattress. 608 00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:33,252 I have a bad back. 609 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,005 So you folks wanna join us for breakfast? 610 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,424 -We-- -Ate. 611 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:39,634 Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon... 612 00:44:39,801 --> 00:44:41,636 ...about that neat laptop you were using. 613 00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,431 -When were you using a laptop? -At work, all the time. 614 00:44:44,598 --> 00:44:46,641 - I was just telling him-- -When did he see you? 615 00:44:46,808 --> 00:44:48,810 You know, we'd love to join you for breakfast. 616 00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:55,358 -Somebody's ripe. -Welcome to my world. 617 00:44:56,693 --> 00:44:59,153 You guys go on in, get that table. We'll be right there. 618 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,614 All right. Come on, kids. 619 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,079 -We're ditching them? -Absolutely. 620 00:45:08,246 --> 00:45:10,248 -Okay. -Kids, move. 621 00:45:12,792 --> 00:45:15,294 So because you told them we were early risers... 622 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:16,963 ...we had to get up at 5:30... 623 00:45:17,130 --> 00:45:18,714 -...to avoid the Gornickes... -Right. 624 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:20,592 ...which we managed not to do anyway... 625 00:45:20,759 --> 00:45:24,554 ...because you refused to use the bathroom on the RV that you rented. 626 00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:27,056 You're determined to have a bad time, aren't you? 627 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,350 We all are, Dad. 628 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:33,521 Not me. I embrace every challenge. 629 00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:46,242 Honey, maybe they just got some bad news and had to leave. 630 00:45:46,409 --> 00:45:49,453 You're a sweet woman, Mary Jo. It's what I love about you. 631 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:51,664 But them folks ditched us. 632 00:45:55,001 --> 00:45:58,212 Oh, Trav, honey, pull over. Let's pull over. 633 00:45:58,713 --> 00:46:01,132 He looks like a folk singer. 634 00:46:02,008 --> 00:46:03,342 -Climb aboard. -Hello there. 635 00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:05,053 -How you doing, buddy? -Sir. 636 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,804 Welcome to the Gornicke bus. 637 00:46:07,722 --> 00:46:09,807 You a folk singer? 638 00:46:32,038 --> 00:46:34,123 Cass, can you turn on the oven for me? 639 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,126 I am so bored. 640 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,420 I could actually throw up from how bored I am. 641 00:46:38,586 --> 00:46:42,298 I brought games. Sorry!, Monopoly, Twister. 642 00:46:42,465 --> 00:46:44,884 -Come on, it'll be fun. -Fun. 643 00:46:45,051 --> 00:46:46,177 Did you turn on the oven? 644 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:48,054 -No. -I'll do it. 645 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,813 -Raccoon in the oven! -Oh, please. No. 646 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,231 Don't open it. 647 00:47:03,611 --> 00:47:05,696 Did you take out the roast from last night? 648 00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:07,782 -I guess not. -What's the plan? 649 00:47:07,949 --> 00:47:09,533 Give him Carl. Maybe he'll eat him. 650 00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,577 Give him you. He's on the South Bitch Diet. 651 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:13,329 -Good one. -Okay, hey. 652 00:47:13,496 --> 00:47:15,915 Hey, come on. Don't you see what the raccoon's doing? 653 00:47:16,082 --> 00:47:18,667 He's playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. 654 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:20,503 We have to hang together, stay strong. 655 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,922 -Just get rid of it. -Just me? 656 00:47:23,089 --> 00:47:25,800 -Yeah. -Okay. 657 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,556 Come on, Blue. There's coons in there. 658 00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,057 -Come on, boy. -Bob. 659 00:47:33,224 --> 00:47:36,101 -Go get him, boy. -Bob. 660 00:47:46,863 --> 00:47:48,447 Just kidding. 661 00:47:49,657 --> 00:47:51,241 I'm going in. 662 00:47:53,286 --> 00:47:54,537 Is anyone gonna stop me? 663 00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,997 "Dad, don't. The raccoon might have rabies"? 664 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:58,666 Nothing? Not a word? 665 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:00,501 Not really. 666 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,049 -Daddy? -Yeah, baby. 667 00:48:06,966 --> 00:48:08,884 Don't hurt him. 668 00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:20,062 I am entering the RV. 669 00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:23,983 Still no sign. 670 00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:27,403 I'm going towards the oven door. 671 00:48:27,862 --> 00:48:31,031 I'm opening the ov-- 672 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:33,910 Oh, my God! 673 00:48:34,994 --> 00:48:37,079 There's more than one! 674 00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:40,375 You guys, he's just joking around. 675 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,136 Get back. 676 00:48:52,595 --> 00:48:54,388 Back. Back! Back! 677 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:56,307 You hideous-- 678 00:49:00,645 --> 00:49:02,313 We need a new plan. 679 00:49:27,255 --> 00:49:30,424 All right, let's go. You're off the Gornicke bus. 680 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:31,968 I didn't steal it. I found it. 681 00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:34,929 Well, now you lost it. 682 00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:41,394 That's why they didn't come to breakfast. 683 00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:44,730 He lost his computer, he needs it. They went off frantic to find it. 684 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,900 I was quick to think the worst. 685 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:49,109 I'm filled with chagrin. 686 00:49:50,069 --> 00:49:51,528 Oh, honey. 687 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:55,324 -What is that? -It's a stink bomb. 688 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:57,869 Got it from the guy in the office. Cost me $175. 689 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,204 I can get this for five bucks online, I know it. 690 00:50:00,371 --> 00:50:02,164 You're gonna set that off in the RV? 691 00:50:02,373 --> 00:50:05,542 He assured me it's not toxic. Just noxious, like Grandpa Ted. 692 00:50:06,836 --> 00:50:08,254 Don't litter. 693 00:50:12,258 --> 00:50:14,426 Suck on this, Rocky. 694 00:50:20,808 --> 00:50:22,267 Yeah! 695 00:50:24,270 --> 00:50:26,063 Run, critters. 696 00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:29,067 Yeah, there's more where that came from, you little bandits. 697 00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:30,860 Yeah! 698 00:50:32,612 --> 00:50:35,781 I'm not so ill-equipped to handle an emergency as some people may think. 699 00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:38,743 -No one said you were ill-equipped. -You know it, baby. 700 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:40,453 How long does this last? 701 00:50:42,163 --> 00:50:44,165 Up to six hours. 702 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:50,254 It's a beautiful evening. Let's sit outside and enjoy nature. 703 00:50:55,134 --> 00:50:57,511 Why don't we huddle under the awning? 704 00:50:57,679 --> 00:51:00,765 Oh, we can't. Dad tore it off back in Nevada. 705 00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:03,225 Well, why don't we just get underneath the umbrella? 706 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,978 Oh, that's right. Dad fed it to the raccoons. 707 00:51:06,312 --> 00:51:10,149 -Please, try the office again. -No, he's an idiot. 708 00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:14,028 He won't let us in. He charged me $70 for these bags. 709 00:51:14,195 --> 00:51:16,572 What about that bar we passed on the way up here? 710 00:51:17,198 --> 00:51:19,658 -Yeah, Dad, pizza. -And a roof. 711 00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:23,746 No, it's dark out there. Besides, those raccoons could be waiting. 712 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:34,632 Hey! I can see it. It's just down there. 713 00:51:35,091 --> 00:51:36,675 Come on, I'm starving. 714 00:51:37,176 --> 00:51:39,511 -Bob? -It's a bad idea. 715 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,347 It's just down the-- 716 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:45,184 Carl! 717 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:49,188 Carl, we're coming! 718 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:54,527 Bob! 719 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,278 Mom! 720 00:51:59,032 --> 00:52:00,491 Jamie! 721 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:04,954 Bob! 722 00:52:05,496 --> 00:52:06,997 Bob! 723 00:52:34,525 --> 00:52:36,735 Table for four. No smoking. 724 00:52:37,612 --> 00:52:39,572 Wipe your feet. 725 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,370 See? That's why you should study. 726 00:52:46,537 --> 00:52:48,997 So you can get good grades and go to a big party school. 727 00:52:50,249 --> 00:52:52,918 Hey, Dad, how come you never got a pool table for the house? 728 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:55,088 Because of the generalissimo over there. 729 00:52:55,254 --> 00:52:57,714 We had one before you were born, in the dining room... 730 00:52:57,882 --> 00:53:00,426 ...but then you get a job, invite people for dinner... 731 00:53:00,593 --> 00:53:02,636 -...you have a family... -Life used to be fun. 732 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:05,807 It was fun. But then something happened that was a lot more fun. 733 00:53:05,973 --> 00:53:08,100 We got the George Foreman smokeless grill. 734 00:53:08,267 --> 00:53:09,559 Okay. 735 00:53:17,610 --> 00:53:20,404 It's fine. Let's just go to sleep. 736 00:53:22,031 --> 00:53:23,699 Dad. 737 00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:49,887 Oh, yeah. 738 00:55:54,141 --> 00:55:57,394 Oh, great, you're up. Will you make the coffee? 739 00:55:57,562 --> 00:56:00,147 -Love to. -Thank you. 740 00:56:17,331 --> 00:56:18,749 Do you want me to drive? 741 00:56:25,089 --> 00:56:27,299 -You okay, Dad? -Oh, yeah. 742 00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:56,286 Dad, emergency! 743 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:01,667 Gornickes. 744 00:57:01,834 --> 00:57:03,460 I'll get their computer. 745 00:57:04,003 --> 00:57:06,255 I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone. 746 00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:09,007 What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing. 747 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,509 I'm not gonna spend my life... 748 00:57:10,676 --> 00:57:12,803 ...going door to door, selling musical car horns. 749 00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:15,138 -The Gornickes. I'll flag them down. -Cassie! 750 00:57:18,517 --> 00:57:20,018 She got him. 751 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:24,190 Munros! 752 00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,025 Munros! 753 00:57:26,525 --> 00:57:28,193 Bob! Jamie! 754 00:57:28,361 --> 00:57:30,529 It's the Gornickes. 755 00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,531 -Pretend to talk to me. -Oh, yeah. 756 00:57:32,698 --> 00:57:35,075 Pull over! We've got your stuff! 757 00:57:35,242 --> 00:57:37,619 Munros. It's the Gornickes. 758 00:57:40,998 --> 00:57:44,668 Pull over. We have your computer. 759 00:57:45,711 --> 00:57:49,631 And a Happy Max bag. Pull over. 760 00:57:50,341 --> 00:57:51,633 Kids, grab your paint guns. 761 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:53,886 Pull ahead. We'll put one across their bow. 762 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:57,222 You know, seeing you drive this thing is really turning me on. 763 00:57:58,891 --> 00:58:00,183 What? 764 00:58:00,351 --> 00:58:01,852 They've got guns! 765 00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:05,898 We've also got-- 766 00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:13,364 You can come up now. 767 00:58:13,531 --> 00:58:15,241 Where did you learn to drive like that? 768 00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:18,577 How do you think I get the kids to school on time? 769 00:58:21,163 --> 00:58:24,416 What a shame. If we had their address, we could just ship it to them. 770 00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:26,251 Well, we do know where they're headed. 771 00:58:26,419 --> 00:58:29,171 Mount Watson, Colorado. 772 00:58:43,519 --> 00:58:45,354 You know, if you wore clothes that fit... 773 00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:48,732 -...you wouldn't look like a 10-year-old. -It's how I roll. 774 00:58:54,947 --> 00:58:56,198 Oh, sweet. 775 00:58:56,365 --> 00:58:58,283 You say something, Frodo? 776 00:58:59,952 --> 00:59:02,079 I was just saying how that guy Shaq'd you there. 777 00:59:02,246 --> 00:59:04,790 -We got two-on-two, right? -Why don't you find... 778 00:59:04,957 --> 00:59:06,249 ...an under-2-foot league. 779 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:09,628 Why don't you trade that thing in on top of your neck for a face. 780 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,715 I'm gonna floss your rear. 781 00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:17,261 -Let's go, bring it. Come on. -Yo, my mobile homeboys. 782 00:59:17,428 --> 00:59:19,972 -What's tripping in the wood? -This termite belong to you? 783 00:59:20,139 --> 00:59:21,890 -Don't call-- -Yo, my man-- Easy. 784 00:59:22,058 --> 00:59:24,268 This my man, C. He's small, but ferocious. 785 00:59:24,435 --> 00:59:27,146 But you dogs, you're hardcore. Where you from? 786 00:59:27,313 --> 00:59:30,482 -Scottsdale. -Scottsdale, in the 'Zona. 787 00:59:30,816 --> 00:59:32,400 That's a hardcore 'hood. 788 00:59:32,777 --> 00:59:34,653 But you want to take on my man C, here... 789 00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:36,321 ...go ahead, because, you know... 790 00:59:36,489 --> 00:59:38,782 ...he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face... 791 00:59:38,949 --> 00:59:41,451 ...he'll damage you. You gonna walk away, maybe limp. 792 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:44,872 But I say talk to the hand, call waiting, because he's out. Boy is out. 793 00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:47,875 I can't restrains him. Because I'm conversating you right now... 794 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:51,378 ...to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level... 795 00:59:51,545 --> 00:59:54,005 ...as we were. Because we could be chilling in our crib. 796 00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,967 Not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu... 797 00:59:57,134 --> 00:59:58,885 ...and Westwood, you know. 798 00:59:59,053 --> 01:00:01,764 Mailing it, like we all can. Boys to mensch. 799 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,974 Pimp my Mercedes, call me back... 800 01:00:04,141 --> 01:00:06,143 ...put you on hold. You know what I'm saying? 801 01:00:07,603 --> 01:00:09,354 We gotta go. 802 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:13,192 You better, man. Don't make me call my lawyer, because I'll audit. 803 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:16,028 Aren't you glad Dad came? They were about to kick your butt. 804 01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:19,031 Carl. That's not helpful. Carl. 805 01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:21,282 Carl. 806 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,869 It occurs to me that you and I haven't had too many... 807 01:00:24,036 --> 01:00:26,580 ...7th Heaven kind of dialogues in the last year. 808 01:00:26,747 --> 01:00:29,708 -You're busy a lot. -Yeah, but not too busy to notice... 809 01:00:29,875 --> 01:00:32,627 ...that you are sensitive about your size. 810 01:00:33,295 --> 01:00:36,131 I'll bet you $1000 right now you'll grow up bigger than me. 811 01:00:36,298 --> 01:00:39,050 I've seen pictures of you when you were my age. You were huge. 812 01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:42,512 -You were shaving already. -Yeah, well, that's my point. 813 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,264 See, I achieved maturity very early. 814 01:00:44,431 --> 01:00:46,683 I stopped growing after the eighth grade. 815 01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:49,895 But you have the other body type. You're like my friend John Vigoshi. 816 01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:53,148 When he was 16, he had a 9-inch summer. 817 01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:55,150 How do you mean that? 818 01:00:55,317 --> 01:00:58,153 He grew very tall, very quickly, and so will you. 819 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,822 And you're being proactive. You're lifting weights. 820 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:03,158 And when you grow up big, you know what we'll do? 821 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:04,576 What? 822 01:01:04,743 --> 01:01:07,162 We'll enter father-son extreme-fighting competitions. 823 01:01:07,329 --> 01:01:09,456 -All right. -You'll have to push the wheelchair. 824 01:01:09,623 --> 01:01:11,750 But we'll get them high, and we'll get them low. 825 01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:18,590 Coming at you a little heat right now. 826 01:01:19,341 --> 01:01:22,260 Give me a little heat there. A little heat. A little pepper there. 827 01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:23,971 Hike! All right. 828 01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:31,937 What's up? 829 01:01:34,982 --> 01:01:37,526 Kids, dinner's gonna be a little late because-- 830 01:01:38,611 --> 01:01:41,238 Sorry. False alarm. 831 01:01:43,616 --> 01:01:46,035 -The buzzing is not me. -Bob. 832 01:01:48,704 --> 01:01:50,664 -Hello. -Before you hang up on me again... 833 01:01:50,831 --> 01:01:51,915 ...we need to talk. 834 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:54,084 I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well. 835 01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:56,253 Signal. No, no. Yeah. 836 01:01:56,420 --> 01:01:58,046 Hold on one second. The signal. 837 01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:01,759 Just a-- Can you hear me now? 838 01:02:03,093 --> 01:02:05,553 -Hey, Todd. Did you get the proposal? -Not bad. 839 01:02:05,930 --> 01:02:07,473 My Laird didn't like it very much. 840 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,476 -Who cares what Laird thinks. - I do. He's young, Bob. 841 01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:12,436 We'll talk about it tonight on the plane. 842 01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:13,937 -No. -No? 843 01:02:14,104 --> 01:02:17,899 I flew in last night. It's a mile high here and I want to get acclimated. 844 01:02:18,067 --> 01:02:20,360 You don't wanna have a nose bleed in a presentation. 845 01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:21,945 Could be a little embarrassing. 846 01:02:22,112 --> 01:02:25,490 So I'll see you there. Here. 847 01:02:33,457 --> 01:02:35,250 Mom, he's suffering. 848 01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:37,168 Honey, can I help? 849 01:02:37,878 --> 01:02:40,672 No, honey. No, don't come down here. 850 01:02:40,839 --> 01:02:43,007 Boy, I'm just gonna try and clean up a little-- 851 01:02:43,717 --> 01:02:45,719 Don't use bark. 852 01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:47,846 These are great. 853 01:02:48,347 --> 01:02:50,349 Yeah, there it is. That does the trick. 854 01:02:51,183 --> 01:02:53,518 Ferns. Nature's broom. 855 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,689 Honey, no. You can't go on like this. It's 10 miles. 856 01:02:56,855 --> 01:02:58,565 No, I don't wanna spoil it for you guys. 857 01:02:58,732 --> 01:03:01,860 -You won't. We'll go tomorrow. -No. 858 01:03:02,027 --> 01:03:03,486 Tomorrow we go to the lake. 859 01:03:03,988 --> 01:03:06,156 Listen, I'll stay here. You go on. 860 01:03:06,323 --> 01:03:09,492 -I don't know-- -Go. It's a beautiful hike. 861 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:11,954 Guys? 862 01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:13,997 Come on, kids. 863 01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:17,125 Yeah? Okay. 864 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:18,877 Good. 865 01:03:20,170 --> 01:03:21,838 I'll try and make it back to the RV. 866 01:03:22,006 --> 01:03:24,049 I'm okay. Got my ferns. 867 01:03:25,009 --> 01:03:26,635 Okay. I'm okay. 868 01:03:27,177 --> 01:03:31,055 Go on. Go on, you guys. Save yourself. Okay. 869 01:03:54,538 --> 01:03:56,915 Welcome to the RoadMate 700. 870 01:03:57,082 --> 01:04:00,543 Hi, Lola. My wife's not here. 871 01:04:31,241 --> 01:04:33,660 -The hell are you driving? -Cadillac of RVs, Todd. 872 01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:36,371 You know, we should go over-- Laird. 873 01:04:36,955 --> 01:04:39,082 Yeah, I decided to go with Laird's presentation. 874 01:04:39,249 --> 01:04:42,794 -But hang around, tell a few jokes. -You got it. 875 01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:51,762 Hi there. 876 01:04:52,304 --> 01:04:53,888 -Larry Moiphine. -Garry Moiphine. 877 01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:56,975 -Cute dog. -Oh, yeah. She's a sweetie. 878 01:04:57,267 --> 01:04:59,727 Oh, yeah, who's a good girl? 879 01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:01,146 -Todd? -No. 880 01:05:01,313 --> 01:05:02,772 -Bob. -Hi, Bob. 881 01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,149 -Laird. -Hi, Laird. 882 01:05:04,316 --> 01:05:05,567 Larry. Laird. 883 01:05:05,734 --> 01:05:08,820 So, fellas, we'll have a little nosh and we'll hear your presentation. 884 01:05:08,987 --> 01:05:11,531 -Tammy's not here yet. Our assistant. -So we'll eat slow. 885 01:05:11,698 --> 01:05:13,324 -Come on. -Gentlemen. 886 01:05:24,628 --> 01:05:27,297 Oh, hi. Hi. Sorry I'm late. 887 01:05:27,464 --> 01:05:30,216 You guys have all just got to see the circus before it leaves. 888 01:05:30,801 --> 01:05:32,219 -It's good, huh? -It was amazing. 889 01:05:32,386 --> 01:05:33,804 Wow, so... 890 01:05:33,971 --> 01:05:38,471 Oh, of course. I believe you folks have a presentation for us. 891 01:05:38,851 --> 01:05:43,351 -Yes. Laird. -Good luck. 892 01:05:49,611 --> 01:05:54,111 In 1985, Pure Vibe soda completed a friendly takeover... 893 01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:57,535 ...of Mr. Twinkle Iced Tea. Today, Mr. Twinkle is worth... 894 01:05:57,703 --> 01:06:00,122 ...an estimated $91 million. 895 01:06:00,497 --> 01:06:03,500 And that was with a profit definition not as favorable... 896 01:06:03,667 --> 01:06:06,503 ...as the one Pure Vibe is offering... 897 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:10,048 ...Alpine Soda. If you turn to chart number one-- 898 01:06:10,340 --> 01:06:12,216 Sorry, is this just gonna be about money? 899 01:06:12,384 --> 01:06:13,760 No, it's-- Stocks. 900 01:06:13,927 --> 01:06:16,387 Other than money, why should we change from a local... 901 01:06:16,555 --> 01:06:19,975 ...family-oriented business to become subsidiary to a national brand? 902 01:06:21,059 --> 01:06:23,561 Yeah. Other than money? 903 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:25,814 -Right. -Yeah. 904 01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:28,024 Garry, Larry. 905 01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:32,237 Fifty years ago, if you walked down any street in America... 906 01:06:32,404 --> 01:06:35,990 ...on a warm Monday night-- Thanks, Laird. 907 01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:39,911 --You'd hear / Love Lucy coming out of every house, on every block. 908 01:06:40,078 --> 01:06:43,289 I'm not speaking about conformity, I'm talking about "Isn't it great?" 909 01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:44,708 And every once in a while... 910 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,127 ...America falls in love with something together. 911 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:49,754 That could happen here. You have a terrific product. 912 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:52,257 Money aside, how'd Walter Frederick Morrison feel... 913 01:06:52,424 --> 01:06:54,926 ...every time he walked by a park and he'd see people... 914 01:06:55,093 --> 01:06:57,428 ...throwing a Frisbee and the dog doing all the work? 915 01:06:57,596 --> 01:07:00,640 If Pure Vibe takes Alpine national, I think we have a chance... 916 01:07:00,807 --> 01:07:04,268 ...to let America fall in love with something again. 917 01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:08,857 What's your hurry? Why don't you stay and bask in my gratitude? 918 01:07:09,024 --> 01:07:10,900 I gotta get the RV back right now, Todd... 919 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:12,944 ...or I have to pay for a full day. 920 01:07:13,487 --> 01:07:17,073 -Well, just picture me hugging you. -Thanks. 921 01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:30,962 Officer? Excuse me. What's going on? 922 01:07:31,129 --> 01:07:33,047 Landslide. We're diverting through |-70. 923 01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:36,468 [-707? It'll take hours. Isn't there another way around Mount Watson? 924 01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:39,095 Diablo Pass. But you're not gonna make it in that rig. 925 01:08:29,354 --> 01:08:31,564 Dad was right. This is really amazing. 926 01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:34,484 Yeah. Poor Dad. 927 01:08:34,651 --> 01:08:36,527 Should we cut this short and go back? 928 01:08:36,695 --> 01:08:38,988 -Yeah. -Okay. 929 01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,702 You are not on any marked road. 930 01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:45,078 I know that, Lola. 931 01:08:45,245 --> 01:08:47,914 Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 932 01:08:48,081 --> 01:08:49,499 I can't. 933 01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:03,972 Squeeze them cheeks Tighten them buns 934 01:09:04,139 --> 01:09:05,807 Come on now We having fun 935 01:09:05,974 --> 01:09:10,144 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 936 01:09:17,527 --> 01:09:20,154 -You are not on any marked road. -Shut up! 937 01:09:35,504 --> 01:09:38,089 Come on, Turd. Keep rolling. Come on. Come on. 938 01:09:38,882 --> 01:09:40,091 You can do it. 939 01:09:41,718 --> 01:09:43,052 Come on. 940 01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:50,598 Come on. Come on. Come on. 941 01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:13,166 Damn it. 942 01:11:57,979 --> 01:12:00,690 Make a U-turn at the next legal opportunity. 943 01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:04,903 Dad's gonna be surprised we got back so soon. 944 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,446 Yeah. 945 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:23,088 Who was that maniac? 946 01:12:47,779 --> 01:12:48,863 Oh, God. 947 01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:51,741 Bob? 948 01:12:52,492 --> 01:12:56,621 -Jamie. -Why are you laying on the ground? 949 01:12:56,788 --> 01:13:00,082 Honey, there's something I need to tell you. 950 01:13:00,625 --> 01:13:03,377 I need... 951 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:07,257 Needed a... 952 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,136 Needed a little fresh air. 953 01:13:11,803 --> 01:13:13,387 After my incident. 954 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:14,973 And how are you now? 955 01:13:15,515 --> 01:13:17,183 Good. 956 01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:20,561 Really good. Good. 957 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:22,564 Oh, yeah. 958 01:13:26,443 --> 01:13:29,279 -Hello? -Bob? Bob-orino? Bobcat? 959 01:13:30,196 --> 01:13:32,489 -Yeah? -Teeny tiny wrinkle-dinkle. 960 01:13:32,657 --> 01:13:34,408 Larry wants you to come back tomorrow... 961 01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,828 ...and pitch the whole company, all the employees. 962 01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,871 Majority want the merger, it's a done deal. 963 01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:40,248 -What? -We don't need him. 964 01:13:40,415 --> 01:13:44,001 I can do this. Give me another chance. Let me kick this through the uprights! 965 01:13:44,169 --> 01:13:48,669 -I'll do it. I'm there. -Great. You're spitting on me. 966 01:13:53,553 --> 01:13:56,889 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 967 01:13:57,057 --> 01:14:00,935 Oh, we're on that road On a big, steaming load 968 01:14:01,102 --> 01:14:04,688 Big old rolling turd coming through Coming through 969 01:14:04,856 --> 01:14:09,356 Big old rolling turd Big old rolling turd coming through 970 01:14:14,908 --> 01:14:18,077 Hey, Dad. Maybe we can go to Yellowstone on the way home. 971 01:14:18,244 --> 01:14:21,789 -I'd love to go to Yellowstone. -Yeah, Dad. Can we? 972 01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:23,458 Absolutely. 973 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:26,377 Come on. I wanna show you something wonderful. 974 01:14:32,133 --> 01:14:34,426 It's hard to forget this place. 975 01:14:34,594 --> 01:14:36,345 My dad was so moved by it he said: 976 01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:39,557 "You know, a snack stand up here would do tremendous." 977 01:14:39,933 --> 01:14:43,853 My mom, always supportive: "And who's gonna run it, Allan, you?" 978 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:48,399 My dad: "Why don't you blow it out your big, saggy rear end, Ellen." 979 01:14:48,566 --> 01:14:50,317 Can't buy memories like that. 980 01:14:50,485 --> 01:14:52,570 Or like this. 981 01:14:53,279 --> 01:14:56,824 Hey. You know, I should take the RV to get the emergency brake fixed... 982 01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:59,244 -...before we head to L.A. -Yeah. Good idea. 983 01:14:59,411 --> 01:15:01,996 And you guys don't want to hang around some dingy garage. 984 01:15:02,163 --> 01:15:04,165 You wait here by the lake, enjoy the view. 985 01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:07,335 I'll drive to Boulder, be back in an hour. We'll have a big picnic. 986 01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:10,129 -How about that? -Okay. Sounds good. 987 01:15:10,296 --> 01:15:14,258 Guys? Tell your dad what you wanted to tell him. 988 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:17,887 -Thank you for taking us on this trip. -Kinko that. 989 01:15:18,054 --> 01:15:22,266 -Better than Hawaii? -Yeah, better than Hawaii. 990 01:15:23,059 --> 01:15:24,769 Come give big daddy a hug. Come on. 991 01:15:24,936 --> 01:15:27,563 -Wait. -Carl, you'll be too big soon. 992 01:15:27,731 --> 01:15:29,149 -Dad. -Cassie'll be in college. 993 01:15:29,315 --> 01:15:30,316 -Dad! -What? 994 01:15:30,483 --> 01:15:32,401 The RV's rolling away. 995 01:15:35,613 --> 01:15:37,114 No! 996 01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:38,366 Oh, God, no. 997 01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:39,784 -Oh, no! -Dad, let it go! 998 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:44,581 Bob. Bob! 999 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:48,209 -Bob! -Mom, what are you doing? 1000 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:52,464 Bob, no! 1001 01:15:56,968 --> 01:15:58,594 Go. 1002 01:15:58,762 --> 01:16:01,097 Are you crazy? It's a rental. 1003 01:16:04,059 --> 01:16:06,269 -How am I gonna get to the meeting? -What meeting? 1004 01:16:06,436 --> 01:16:08,229 The Alpine merger. 1005 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:12,567 Sweetheart, you'll never guess what happened yesterday. 1006 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:15,153 -You weren't really sick. -Not really. 1007 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:16,988 This is about work. 1008 01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:19,824 You brought us out here because it was close to a meeting? 1009 01:16:19,991 --> 01:16:22,493 -You're getting warmer. -The Alpine soda merger. 1010 01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:25,371 -Bingo. -So you lied to me... 1011 01:16:25,538 --> 01:16:28,624 -...from the very beginning. -Since we were first married? 1012 01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:32,337 No, since when you first brought home the RV. 1013 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:34,547 -That time, yeah. -This has nothing to do... 1014 01:16:34,714 --> 01:16:36,590 ...with you wanting to be with your family. 1015 01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:39,177 -So you just used us? -You wouldn't understand, missy. 1016 01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:41,012 Oh, I don't know, she's pretty smart. 1017 01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:43,347 Why don't you explain it to her. And Carl too. 1018 01:16:43,765 --> 01:16:45,016 Kids... 1019 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:46,392 ...life is hard. 1020 01:16:46,559 --> 01:16:48,852 Not "The TiVo in my room is not working" hard. 1021 01:16:49,020 --> 01:16:52,314 But "making a living because you're responsible for people you love" hard. 1022 01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:55,234 You know what it's like to be 50, people are digging a hole... 1023 01:16:55,401 --> 01:16:56,777 -...to bury your career-- -Bob. 1024 01:16:56,945 --> 01:16:58,363 All right, that's a little rough. 1025 01:16:58,530 --> 01:17:00,406 Cassie, where do you want to go to college? 1026 01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:02,408 Stanford. 1027 01:17:02,575 --> 01:17:04,326 Carl, where's that camp you're going? 1028 01:17:04,494 --> 01:17:06,537 -Alaska. -Alaska. 1029 01:17:06,704 --> 01:17:09,873 And you, how much do you think that little fixer-upper of ours cost? 1030 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:12,293 Who has to ride a $4000 bicycle? 1031 01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:15,546 I have to ride a custom bike because my hips aren't aligned. 1032 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:18,883 Are you happy? Now the kids know that their old man's a freak. 1033 01:17:19,050 --> 01:17:22,678 Listen, I have to get to that meeting, or I lose my job and we lose a lifestyle. 1034 01:17:22,887 --> 01:17:24,805 Let's pull it up two-by-two, look for help. 1035 01:17:25,014 --> 01:17:26,974 -Carl. Come with me. -I'm good. 1036 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:30,311 Cassie? 1037 01:18:27,911 --> 01:18:31,289 I'm gonna lose my job. I hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway. 1038 01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:38,713 You know what's scary Is that this is rush hour. 1039 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:42,884 Mom, there's never going to be any other cars on this road. 1040 01:18:48,097 --> 01:18:50,808 Oh, my God. 1041 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,480 -Where's your husband? -Don't ask. 1042 01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:58,941 Could you possibly take us to an airport? 1043 01:18:59,859 --> 01:19:01,235 What's all this? 1044 01:19:01,402 --> 01:19:03,821 Oh, I gotta study for my stupid placement test. 1045 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,824 Oh, like some sort of vocational training? 1046 01:19:08,284 --> 01:19:09,493 College. 1047 01:19:10,495 --> 01:19:13,831 -How old are you? -Fifteen and a half. I jumped a grade. 1048 01:19:14,374 --> 01:19:16,459 Moon, though, she skipped two grades. 1049 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:19,003 So... 1050 01:19:19,379 --> 01:19:21,422 ...you guys are smart. 1051 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,424 Gonna be unemployed. 1052 01:19:24,592 --> 01:19:27,428 I'm gonna have to sell my liver for cash. 1053 01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:30,848 And then he just rode out of the lake. 1054 01:19:31,015 --> 01:19:34,351 Yup. This one really snuck up and bit me right on the seat-meat. 1055 01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:36,354 I thought Bob was good people. 1056 01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:38,981 -Does anybody have a vomit bag? -Are you sick? 1057 01:19:39,148 --> 01:19:41,900 Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out. 1058 01:19:42,068 --> 01:19:43,194 What? 1059 01:19:43,361 --> 01:19:45,029 Don't worry. I got them in the mirror. 1060 01:19:45,196 --> 01:19:46,989 Boy don't know what the hell he's doing. 1061 01:19:47,156 --> 01:19:49,992 -Like father, like son. -Hey. 1062 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:51,953 Listen, I have to admit something. 1063 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:55,498 Bob wasn't the only one trying to avoid you. I was too. 1064 01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:58,709 I don't mean to shock you, but we ain't everybody's cup of sunshine. 1065 01:19:58,876 --> 01:20:00,878 Well, it was you, but it was mostly us. 1066 01:20:01,045 --> 01:20:03,338 You didn't exactly catch the Munros at their best. 1067 01:20:03,506 --> 01:20:05,883 Yeah, see, I had a feeling you was having troubles. 1068 01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:07,968 Yeah, here's the thing. 1069 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:10,513 You start off happy and stupid. 1070 01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,057 Then you become associates in the marriage business: 1071 01:20:13,558 --> 01:20:15,560 "Did the plumber come?" "Take Carl to soccer." 1072 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:17,854 "I'll pick up your dad from the doctor's office." 1073 01:20:18,021 --> 01:20:21,190 Until you don't remember what brought you together in the first place. 1074 01:20:21,357 --> 01:20:23,400 You know what I mean? 1075 01:20:23,568 --> 01:20:25,361 No, I don't. I-- No. 1076 01:20:25,528 --> 01:20:26,737 No. 1077 01:20:28,072 --> 01:20:29,364 Okay. 1078 01:20:29,532 --> 01:20:34,032 Anyway, in the last few days, I caught a glimpse of the old us. 1079 01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:36,955 And I was happy. 1080 01:20:38,541 --> 01:20:39,750 I better get directions... 1081 01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:42,628 ...80 I can take you folks where you need to be. 1082 01:21:05,234 --> 01:21:06,944 Oh, really? 1083 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:12,116 Jamie! 1084 01:21:12,784 --> 01:21:15,828 Cassie! Carl! 1085 01:21:15,995 --> 01:21:18,205 Come on, let's hit the road, Jamie. 1086 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:21,459 Okay. 1087 01:21:24,253 --> 01:21:25,712 Oh, God. 1088 01:21:32,261 --> 01:21:35,222 -Ladies first. -Oh, boy, that's working it. 1089 01:21:59,622 --> 01:22:01,498 Stop! 1090 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,793 Oh, Munro! 1091 01:22:04,961 --> 01:22:06,170 The hike was so intense... 1092 01:22:06,337 --> 01:22:09,173 ...there was a few parts where I had to carry my mom and sister. 1093 01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:11,508 I think I might have pulled a muscle. 1094 01:22:11,676 --> 01:22:13,678 -Where? -In the woods. 1095 01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,058 Travis! 1096 01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:13,862 Jamie. 1097 01:23:16,073 --> 01:23:17,491 Bob? 1098 01:23:21,787 --> 01:23:24,748 Are you an idiot? Do you want your children to see their father... 1099 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:26,208 ...bouncing down the highway? 1100 01:23:26,375 --> 01:23:28,085 Why are you with the Partridge Family? 1101 01:23:28,252 --> 01:23:30,921 -What are you doing on the bus? -Because I was chasing you. 1102 01:23:31,088 --> 01:23:34,341 You win. I blew off my job because I can't live without you. You happy? 1103 01:23:34,509 --> 01:23:38,012 I never asked you to blow off your job. I wanted you to be honest with me. 1104 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:40,973 Honest. Like, "Todd's gonna fire me if I go to Boulder" honest? 1105 01:23:41,140 --> 01:23:44,268 -"Screw Hawaii" honest? -Oh, I see. 1106 01:23:44,435 --> 01:23:47,020 You think that if you told me you were in trouble... 1107 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:50,399 ...and your job was in jeopardy, that I'd give you a hard time about it? 1108 01:23:50,566 --> 01:23:51,817 No crying, that's cheating. 1109 01:23:51,984 --> 01:23:54,945 Do you think I'm some horrible witch that doesn't care? I do care! 1110 01:23:55,112 --> 01:23:56,780 I care a lot. 1111 01:23:56,948 --> 01:23:59,951 In fact, I hate you. Jerk. 1112 01:24:01,118 --> 01:24:03,954 I didn't want you to know I was in trouble. 1113 01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:08,167 You and Cassie and Carl, you mean everything to me. 1114 01:24:08,334 --> 01:24:11,920 What you think about me is the most important thing in the world. 1115 01:24:12,838 --> 01:24:14,965 I didn't want to fail. 1116 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:20,304 If you don't know how I feel about you after 19 years of marriage... 1117 01:24:20,471 --> 01:24:22,890 ...then I must be a failure as a wife. 1118 01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:26,101 Then you admit you're the problem. 1119 01:24:28,646 --> 01:24:30,397 Bob. 1120 01:24:36,862 --> 01:24:40,156 You mean more to me than just a paycheck. 1121 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:43,327 That's good, because we won't be getting one for a while. 1122 01:24:43,494 --> 01:24:44,953 I missed that meeting. 1123 01:24:45,121 --> 01:24:46,664 No, you didn't. 1124 01:24:49,166 --> 01:24:50,667 Come on, Bob. Come here. 1125 01:25:04,098 --> 01:25:06,266 It's a Christmas miracle. 1126 01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:09,228 No, it just sounded like this was where your wife needed to be. 1127 01:25:09,395 --> 01:25:11,271 So I brought her. 1128 01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,984 Travis has never been one to mind his own business. 1129 01:25:15,443 --> 01:25:16,735 Travis... 1130 01:25:16,902 --> 01:25:21,402 ...some of my behavior on this trip might be misconstrued as an insult. 1131 01:25:21,949 --> 01:25:24,326 Did come off a tad abrasive. 1132 01:25:24,493 --> 01:25:27,078 I was wrong, and it takes a small man to admit it. 1133 01:25:27,246 --> 01:25:28,497 And you're a big man. 1134 01:25:28,664 --> 01:25:31,667 - I don't just mean-- -I understand a metaphor, Bob. 1135 01:25:31,834 --> 01:25:33,669 See, I went to Stanford. 1136 01:25:35,755 --> 01:25:38,007 You big lug, I love you! 1137 01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:40,551 Who loves his big lug? 1138 01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:42,803 -I love you, you big-- -I know, |-- 1139 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,847 -Todd. -Little dramatic, don't you think, Bob? 1140 01:25:46,015 --> 01:25:47,725 Showing up at the last possible minute. 1141 01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:50,394 You look horrible. Let's go. 1142 01:25:56,734 --> 01:25:58,193 Dad. 1143 01:25:58,527 --> 01:25:59,778 -I'm sorry. -Sorry? 1144 01:25:59,945 --> 01:26:03,823 I guess you're under a lot of pressure and I could have been less trouble. 1145 01:26:03,991 --> 01:26:06,159 And in your own nerdy way you're kind of cool. 1146 01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:09,872 -Bob? -Yeah? 1147 01:26:10,039 --> 01:26:11,582 I'm hating this. 1148 01:26:14,585 --> 01:26:16,003 -Dad. -Yeah? 1149 01:26:16,170 --> 01:26:17,504 - I get it. -What? 1150 01:26:17,672 --> 01:26:20,758 Sometimes if you wanna succeed, you have to do what they tell you. 1151 01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:28,808 -You-- -Bob! 1152 01:26:33,104 --> 01:26:34,772 This is the big one, Bobcat. 1153 01:26:34,939 --> 01:26:36,273 -Bases loaded. -Got it. 1154 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:39,359 You hit a grand slam on this, it's big raise, promotion, bonus... 1155 01:26:39,527 --> 01:26:41,987 ...and I personally push Laird down a flight of stairs. 1156 01:26:42,154 --> 01:26:45,532 Everybody, this is Bob. Remember, charming and funny. 1157 01:26:45,866 --> 01:26:48,285 Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late... 1158 01:26:48,452 --> 01:26:52,038 ...I just came down that mountain, and next time I'll use a road. 1159 01:26:52,748 --> 01:26:56,042 I guess you guys didn't get the memo about extreme casual. 1160 01:26:56,919 --> 01:26:59,796 I love your wilderness so much, I decided to wear it. 1161 01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:03,091 Easy, Todd. 1162 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:05,844 It's been kind of a wild journey getting here. 1163 01:27:06,011 --> 01:27:08,304 If you ever wanna really find out about yourself... 1164 01:27:08,472 --> 01:27:10,640 ...put your family in an RV and drive. 1165 01:27:10,808 --> 01:27:12,309 I've seen some amazing stuff. 1166 01:27:12,476 --> 01:27:16,271 I've fought wild raccoons and won. I've been in the desert to a place... 1167 01:27:16,439 --> 01:27:19,733 ...where it's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. 1168 01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:22,110 And I met this weird family. 1169 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:24,989 I mean, boy, they were strange. 1170 01:27:25,156 --> 01:27:28,325 You know, whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten. 1171 01:27:28,951 --> 01:27:31,870 In the dictionary, under "hootenanny," it says, "See: them." 1172 01:27:32,037 --> 01:27:34,414 But you know what's strange about them. 1173 01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:39,420 They're just honest, good people, and it's an honor to have them as friends. 1174 01:27:42,506 --> 01:27:43,924 Garry, Larry... 1175 01:27:44,091 --> 01:27:46,843 ...this is a nice company you have here. It's your baby. 1176 01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:49,847 I bet at the birth of your baby you were kind of scared, right? 1177 01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:52,808 Excited, but scared. You didn't know how it was gonna turn out. 1178 01:27:52,975 --> 01:27:55,352 And next thing you know, it's up and walking... 1179 01:27:55,519 --> 01:27:58,688 ...and you're trying to raise it. You didn't know what you were doing... 1180 01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:00,774 ...but you pretended like you did. 1181 01:28:00,941 --> 01:28:03,652 And next thing you know, your baby's grown. 1182 01:28:03,819 --> 01:28:07,280 It's bigger, older. More complicated. 1183 01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:08,699 Difficult to deal with. 1184 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,869 But here's the deal... 1185 01:28:12,036 --> 01:28:15,831 ...you care about it just as much, because you nurtured it... 1186 01:28:15,998 --> 01:28:19,376 ...and part of you is in it, and you're proud of it. 1187 01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:21,712 You love it more than ever. 1188 01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:29,094 And right now, you have to make a decision... 1189 01:28:29,261 --> 01:28:32,389 ...of whether you wanna merge your family with the Pure Vibe family. 1190 01:28:32,556 --> 01:28:35,058 Your stocks are gonna split. You're gonna have money... 1191 01:28:35,226 --> 01:28:38,145 ...you won't know what to do with. And your company's gonna grow. 1192 01:28:38,312 --> 01:28:41,273 You'll be bigger than a woman in bicycle shorts at Disneyland. 1193 01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:44,985 You'll be able to get all that stuff, like the ski boat, a $4000 bike... 1194 01:28:45,152 --> 01:28:46,653 ...maybe even a Barcalounger... 1195 01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:49,490 ...that massages your ass and blows smoke at the same time. 1196 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,241 Bottom line here, Garry, Larry. 1197 01:28:51,408 --> 01:28:54,160 If you wanna merge Alpine and Pure Vibe... 1198 01:28:55,037 --> 01:28:58,415 ...| promise you, you're making the worst decision of your entire life. 1199 01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:03,087 This guy is a disgruntled employee. 1200 01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:06,382 Couldn't keep up with younger talent. Look at him. He's off his meds. 1201 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:09,009 Finished. His own daughter assaulted me in my home. 1202 01:29:09,176 --> 01:29:12,053 I did not. It was my friend, and she did it because Pure Vibe... 1203 01:29:12,221 --> 01:29:14,973 ...has one of the worst environmental records in the industry. 1204 01:29:15,766 --> 01:29:17,058 Why are these kids here? 1205 01:29:17,226 --> 01:29:20,771 Plus, last year you guys outsourced for cheaper labor to other countries-- 1206 01:29:21,605 --> 01:29:23,189 Let her go, Todd. 1207 01:29:23,357 --> 01:29:25,317 I'll let her go. I'll let you go. 1208 01:29:25,484 --> 01:29:27,110 You're fired. 1209 01:29:32,116 --> 01:29:33,826 Yo, dog. 1210 01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:37,621 -Carl. -My hero. 1211 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,127 Todd, I quit. 1212 01:30:07,484 --> 01:30:09,444 Honey, there seems to be snow on the ground. 1213 01:30:09,612 --> 01:30:12,323 Babe, it's left over from last winter. At 9500 feet... 1214 01:30:12,489 --> 01:30:13,990 ...it doesn't melt. It's glacial. 1215 01:30:15,326 --> 01:30:17,119 -We don't have chains. -Don't need them. 1216 01:30:17,286 --> 01:30:18,912 They're for the winter, not July. 1217 01:30:19,079 --> 01:30:20,997 Well, I see snow. 1218 01:30:21,165 --> 01:30:22,499 Hey, Dad, are we poor? 1219 01:30:22,666 --> 01:30:25,460 Carl, there's a lot of ways to measure a family's wealth. 1220 01:30:25,628 --> 01:30:27,671 - I think love-- - I was talking about money. 1221 01:30:27,838 --> 01:30:29,589 -We're dirt poor. -Sell the house. 1222 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,675 We could all live in the Big Rolling Turd. 1223 01:30:31,842 --> 01:30:34,636 We'll spend every minute together, just like the Gornickes. 1224 01:30:34,845 --> 01:30:38,181 -That just sounds fantastic. -Oh, yeah. 1225 01:30:41,852 --> 01:30:44,521 -Chains. Four-wheel drive. -Thanks. 1226 01:30:45,773 --> 01:30:49,026 Officer, good day. I know what you're gonna say: "Where are your chains?" 1227 01:30:49,193 --> 01:30:51,528 Well, sir, this is no ordinary RV. 1228 01:30:51,695 --> 01:30:54,864 It's part ATV, part SUV, and certified by the DMV. 1229 01:30:55,032 --> 01:30:58,493 It's got positraction, Dynaflow, control traction with me in control. 1230 01:30:58,661 --> 01:31:01,205 It's got heated rims. Wish I had those. 1231 01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:05,751 Okay. 1232 01:31:05,918 --> 01:31:08,462 License and registration, sir. 1233 01:31:17,096 --> 01:31:18,972 Oh, there it is. 1234 01:31:21,725 --> 01:31:24,227 I believe that was the rental agreement. 1235 01:31:24,603 --> 01:31:26,896 We had a little bit of a mishap at the lake. 1236 01:31:27,064 --> 01:31:30,150 I lost my wallet. My name is Bob Munro. 1237 01:31:31,318 --> 01:31:33,236 We got him. We're just ahead of you. 1238 01:31:33,904 --> 01:31:35,155 Got me? 1239 01:31:36,073 --> 01:31:39,117 Officer, I know she may look unsafe, but she's tough. 1240 01:31:39,284 --> 01:31:41,160 She likes to be rode hard and put away wet. 1241 01:31:41,328 --> 01:31:43,455 Spent two days in the lake. Had to fish her out. 1242 01:31:43,622 --> 01:31:45,332 It means a lot. We couldn't abandon it. 1243 01:31:45,499 --> 01:31:47,042 It's like a big, ugly pet, really. 1244 01:31:48,377 --> 01:31:50,337 You got him. Thanks, Sam. 1245 01:31:50,504 --> 01:31:52,839 -We owe you one. -We've been chasing you all morning. 1246 01:31:53,007 --> 01:31:54,341 I just took one soda. 1247 01:31:54,508 --> 01:31:57,010 No, we just want you to know we're going national. 1248 01:31:57,928 --> 01:31:59,930 -Well, good luck. -With you. 1249 01:32:00,097 --> 01:32:02,390 We want you to join us at Alpine Beverages. 1250 01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,560 -You're offering me a job? -Yeah. 1251 01:32:05,728 --> 01:32:08,897 -Yes, he'll take it. -She's a tough negotiator. 1252 01:32:09,064 --> 01:32:12,025 You just really seem to get us, like a harmonic convergence. 1253 01:32:12,192 --> 01:32:13,902 -Dad, you forgot something. -Baby... 1254 01:32:14,069 --> 01:32:17,781 -...don't interrupt daddy's new bosses. -Sure, but the RV's rolling away. 1254 01:32:18,305 --> 01:33:18,868 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm