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1 00:00:02,064 --> 00:00:04,564 (light music) 2 00:00:11,350 --> 00:00:14,267 (discordant music) 3 00:00:18,584 --> 00:00:20,871 - OK, it's recording here. 4 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,454 Wave to the camera. 5 00:00:27,047 --> 00:00:28,797 Oh, look at this one. 6 00:00:30,522 --> 00:00:32,605 (grunts) 7 00:00:34,709 --> 00:00:36,292 Actually, stand up. 8 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:39,613 - No. 9 00:00:39,613 --> 00:00:40,530 - Yes, yes. 10 00:00:47,111 --> 00:00:48,112 How you doing? 11 00:00:48,112 --> 00:00:48,945 - Good. 12 00:00:53,078 --> 00:00:55,745 (lips smacking) 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:03,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 14 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:06,800 - Yeah. 15 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,485 Lay down there. 16 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:11,978 OK. 17 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,085 You know how it is, all right, 18 00:01:15,085 --> 00:01:17,683 I gotta be able to pull it up, here we go. 19 00:01:17,683 --> 00:01:18,516 OK. 20 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:22,825 Oh, yes. 21 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:27,364 Stick it up for me, stick it up. 22 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:31,832 - [Woman] Ow! - Is that too hard? 23 00:01:31,832 --> 00:01:32,999 - [Woman] Yes. 24 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:35,768 - Better? 25 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,008 How 'bout this cheek? 26 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:38,537 Is that too hard? 27 00:01:38,537 --> 00:01:40,277 (spanking) 28 00:01:40,277 --> 00:01:43,694 ("Candy Girl" by Soviet) 29 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:58,681 ♫ There's something sweet here next to me 30 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:02,780 ♫ A girl with lips sweeter than candy 31 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:06,306 ♫ When we kiss it's a calorie 32 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:10,473 ♫ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery 33 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,433 ♫ Sweet misery 34 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:20,004 ♫ She tastes like candy 35 00:02:20,004 --> 00:02:22,921 ♫ Whoa, whoa, whoa 36 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:30,597 ♫ Sha na na na na na 37 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:33,764 ♫ She's my candy girl 38 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:43,349 ♫ Under a sky that feels so large 39 00:02:43,349 --> 00:02:47,516 ♫ We collect like dust amongst the stars 40 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,286 ♫ You're my star 41 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:58,205 ♫ I'll take my spaceship through these skies 42 00:02:58,205 --> 00:03:02,372 ♫ To get so close to your distant eyes 43 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:07,857 ♫ I swallow my pride 44 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:09,315 ♫ To be at her side 45 00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:15,295 ♫ Sha na na na na na 46 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,462 ♫ She's my candy girl 47 00:03:24,531 --> 00:03:27,935 ♫ There's something sweet here next to me 48 00:03:27,935 --> 00:03:31,660 ♫ A girl with lips more cordial than brandy 49 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:35,427 ♫ When we kiss it's a calorie 50 00:03:35,427 --> 00:03:39,594 ♫ Anything sweeter and it'd be misery ♫ 51 00:03:43,327 --> 00:03:46,577 (bed springs creaking) 52 00:03:56,605 --> 00:03:58,772 (moaning) 53 00:04:48,141 --> 00:04:49,650 - What're you doing? 54 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,483 - Nothing. 55 00:04:56,865 --> 00:04:59,778 It's too small. 56 00:04:59,778 --> 00:05:01,057 - What? 57 00:05:01,057 --> 00:05:03,659 - My dick is too small, what do you think I'm talkin' about? 58 00:05:03,659 --> 00:05:05,467 - No, it's not. 59 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:07,101 Let me see what you got here. 60 00:05:07,101 --> 00:05:10,318 - No, it's, babe, come on, I'm serious. 61 00:05:10,318 --> 00:05:11,151 Like, the, 62 00:05:13,652 --> 00:05:17,819 the movies I watch or seen, the people you've been with, 63 00:05:18,725 --> 00:05:22,020 I mean, look at this, I mean, you know what it looks like, 64 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,512 I mean there's nothing here. 65 00:05:23,512 --> 00:05:26,642 I mean, there's nothing here. 66 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:28,335 - I love your penis. 67 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,502 - I mean . . . 68 00:05:37,351 --> 00:05:39,396 - Come back to bed, OK. 69 00:05:39,396 --> 00:05:41,646 - I'll be back in a second. 70 00:05:57,463 --> 00:06:00,463 (train horn blares) 71 00:06:09,053 --> 00:06:10,288 - [Voiceover] What's up guys, 72 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,556 this is Paul from My Size Matters. 73 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:16,187 And, uh, here to tell you all about my results 74 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:18,249 of the penis enlargement pills. 75 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:20,684 These are the top four of my research, 76 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,498 and here are the results. 77 00:06:22,498 --> 00:06:25,134 The first two, the brown pills, 78 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,288 I do not recommend these. 79 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:28,304 They did nothing for me. 80 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,609 The pills on the far right in the funny looking bottle, 81 00:06:30,609 --> 00:06:33,341 I actually got side effects from taking those 82 00:06:33,341 --> 00:06:35,977 and I had headaches and nausea, 83 00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:38,122 and I wouldn't recommend these to anyone. 84 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,431 The pills, uh, the white pills, 85 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:44,480 I, are the winner, of this review, based, 86 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:48,999 um, I was feeling results immediately, almost, 87 00:06:48,999 --> 00:06:51,458 within like two days, if you can believe that, 88 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,188 and, uh, I'm taking them right now 89 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:54,177 and they're great. 90 00:06:54,177 --> 00:06:57,022 Um, my penis is getting bigger every day, 91 00:06:57,022 --> 00:06:59,855 uh, longer, curve, everything, um. 92 00:07:03,765 --> 00:07:06,348 - Hey, babe, you got a package. 93 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,887 (train roaring) 94 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:27,948 It just doesn't make any sense for me 95 00:08:27,948 --> 00:08:32,115 to pay rent on my place when I'm here every night. 96 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,218 Plus, I buy all these groceries and they go bad 97 00:08:36,218 --> 00:08:39,718 cause I'm here with you, cooking with you. 98 00:08:40,592 --> 00:08:42,389 It's just like a vessel that's sitting there-- 99 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,806 - OK, OK, OK, OK. 100 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,608 (yawns) 101 00:09:33,526 --> 00:09:34,609 Oh, fuck yes. 102 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:36,672 Yes. 103 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:41,701 That's what I'm talkin' about. 104 00:09:41,701 --> 00:09:42,534 Yeah. 105 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,370 (sighs) 106 00:09:56,582 --> 00:09:58,762 I don't know what else to say to you. 107 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:02,063 I don't even understand why you're being this way. 108 00:10:02,063 --> 00:10:05,896 - (sobbing) Cause I love you. 109 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,200 Is it cause I got fat? 110 00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:25,603 - It's not because of anything you really-- 111 00:10:25,603 --> 00:10:27,866 - Then tell me what I did. - [Man] Did. 112 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:32,144 It's just not what I want, I'm just, you know, 113 00:10:32,144 --> 00:10:35,311 nothing you can say is really going to 114 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,121 change any of that. 115 00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:46,399 - Then I'll go. 116 00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:49,741 You don't care do you? 117 00:10:49,741 --> 00:10:53,074 You don't care that I'm leaving, do you? 118 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:00,681 That's it? 119 00:11:04,993 --> 00:11:08,826 You fucking asshole, you're a fucking asshole. 120 00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:12,768 (door shuts) 121 00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:28,758 (water running) 122 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,583 (gulps) 123 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,372 (coughs) 124 00:11:59,287 --> 00:12:02,704 (moody electronic music) 125 00:12:25,159 --> 00:12:27,659 - Whoa, this place is so cool. 126 00:12:29,605 --> 00:12:32,495 This is like, a grown up apartment, 127 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:35,901 this is not like a Wrigleyville 128 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:38,688 like a, okay that's enough, oh whoa. 129 00:12:38,688 --> 00:12:39,725 - Is that enough? 130 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,203 - Yeah - [Man] There you go. 131 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:42,831 - [Woman] Does it even have a big screen TV? 132 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,914 - Upstairs. - [Woman] Mmm. 133 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:49,716 How do you get to the top of there, how do you get 134 00:12:49,716 --> 00:12:52,716 - Here. - [Woman] You have a lot of-- 135 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,533 You have a lot of balls in your apartment. 136 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,104 - Yeah, come on, let's, uh-- 137 00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:05,450 - Is it an apartment or is it like a whole? 138 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:08,469 - I mean, I guess, it's technically an apartment 139 00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:11,156 but I have two more floors and I have one-- 140 00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:11,989 - Are there people up there? 141 00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:13,389 Do you have roommates? - [Man] No, no, no. 142 00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:16,157 No roommates, no cats, no dogs. 143 00:13:16,157 --> 00:13:17,687 - No guinea pigs? - [Man] No, no nothing. 144 00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:18,593 - You sure? 145 00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:20,286 - Yeah, no nothing. 146 00:13:20,286 --> 00:13:22,953 (both laughing) 147 00:13:24,329 --> 00:13:25,162 Help me out. 148 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,651 - Whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up. 149 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:27,801 - Help me out. 150 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,289 - You take that one off. 151 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,938 Wait, wait, OK. 152 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,688 And, up, there it is. 153 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,370 Oh, you have a sunburn. 154 00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:55,688 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. 155 00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:57,361 For just a second. 156 00:13:57,361 --> 00:14:01,508 I'll be right back, OK? 157 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,091 I'll be right back. 158 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,860 (exhales) 159 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,967 (screams) 160 00:14:51,911 --> 00:14:54,428 (screams) 161 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:58,152 - Get that fucking thing away from me you freak! 162 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:01,659 What the fuck, how do you get out of this fucking place? 163 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,242 Oh, fuck, oh you fucking freak! 164 00:15:05,729 --> 00:15:06,896 Fucking freak! 165 00:15:30,671 --> 00:15:32,871 - I know we both said some things 166 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,966 that we didn't necessarily mean, 167 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,485 and I just think if we talk about it 168 00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:38,985 it'd be all right. 169 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,973 (sighs) 170 00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:56,067 Babe, can't we just be mature and talk? 171 00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,936 - By the way, 172 00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:04,769 I've always hated your small dick. 173 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:25,278 - Ahh, it's just you and me now. 174 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,537 Oh, but fuck it, it's cool. 175 00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:32,204 I've waited for you for so long. 176 00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:37,351 Nobody else seems to like you, 177 00:16:38,769 --> 00:16:40,352 oh, but I love you. 178 00:16:42,974 --> 00:16:46,807 ("Camouflage" by Small Black) 179 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:17,149 ♫ Off night teens with lesser guides 180 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:21,623 ♫ Enough of my old ways 181 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,409 ♫ Off white scenes messed and lined 182 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:29,965 ♫ Who are you 183 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,132 ♫ And where am I ♫ 184 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,243 - How's it going in there? 185 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:02,527 - Fine. 186 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,914 - Do you think you might be ready soon? 187 00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:09,747 Baby? 188 00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:14,854 - Sure. 189 00:19:15,219 --> 00:19:16,826 What do you think? 190 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,434 - I think they're silly. 191 00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:20,267 - No, they're so cool. 192 00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:23,747 - (laughs) OK. 193 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,569 - Are you wearing underwear under here? 194 00:19:41,569 --> 00:19:42,569 - Yeah, why? 195 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,843 - Why are you wearing underwear? 196 00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:47,676 - Huh? 197 00:19:49,242 --> 00:19:52,882 - No, you're just supposed to wear the tights. 198 00:19:52,882 --> 00:19:53,882 - Seriously? 199 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:58,924 - Yeah, will you change? 200 00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:22,778 Hm. 201 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:49,805 Go stand in the doorway. 202 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:00,866 Turn around. 203 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:10,109 Take your bra off. 204 00:21:13,817 --> 00:21:15,817 (sighs) 205 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,064 Lean against the door. 206 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,721 Play with your breasts. 207 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:36,991 I want you to play with yourself. 208 00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:53,363 (both moaning) 209 00:22:15,946 --> 00:22:16,779 - Hey. 210 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:28,087 Hey. - [Man] Hmm? 211 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,514 - [Woman] Wake up. 212 00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:34,996 Wake up. 213 00:22:48,923 --> 00:22:51,423 (moody music) 214 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,437 (breathing heavily) 215 00:24:27,437 --> 00:24:30,523 (knocking on door) 216 00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,247 One second. 217 00:24:32,247 --> 00:24:33,855 - [Voiceover] Oh, sorry. 218 00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:34,688 - Yep. 219 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,792 (heavy moaning) 220 00:24:50,946 --> 00:24:54,363 (foreboding piano music) 221 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:26,187 (moaning) 222 00:25:50,688 --> 00:25:51,521 Thanks. 223 00:25:51,521 --> 00:25:55,416 - So what were you saying about before? 224 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:56,249 - Oh. 225 00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:02,085 I just, I've been masturbating constantly, 226 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:05,425 I can't, I get turned on all the time, 227 00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:08,224 I don't know how to stop it. 228 00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,391 - Well, what sets you off? 229 00:26:11,891 --> 00:26:15,724 - Like, heat, like the coffee cup turns me on. 230 00:26:17,904 --> 00:26:19,802 And then like other types of drinks, 231 00:26:19,802 --> 00:26:23,391 like beer bottles have been really turning me on. 232 00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:25,128 Like the shape of it, that shape, 233 00:26:25,128 --> 00:26:28,430 if Coke were in the bottle that would turn me on, too. 234 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,847 Or like, like riding my bike turns me on. 235 00:26:33,619 --> 00:26:37,202 And like, really narrow streets turn me on. 236 00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:42,309 And then, the sidewalk when it gets kind of sparkly 237 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,862 like at the end of the street, like where it goes in 238 00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:47,747 to the actual street, when it gets sparkly there. 239 00:26:47,747 --> 00:26:50,882 That does something to my eyes and that turns me on. 240 00:26:50,882 --> 00:26:53,068 People in uniform, look, 241 00:26:53,068 --> 00:26:56,243 not so much police officers, but like, mailmen, 242 00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:59,607 that really turns, and like UPS, and also the boxes, 243 00:26:59,607 --> 00:27:01,421 the wrapped up boxes. 244 00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:04,102 That's really, that's really sexy. 245 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:07,021 Cards, like playing cards. 246 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:09,021 Particularly the royals. 247 00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:14,056 Like the jack, and the queen and the king. 248 00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:14,889 - Hmm. 249 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,650 - I don't know. 250 00:27:28,729 --> 00:27:30,229 - Well, that's OK. 251 00:27:31,982 --> 00:27:35,899 Maybe you're just not fulfilled, you know? 252 00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:38,166 Like, you know when you want chocolate, 253 00:27:38,166 --> 00:27:40,505 and you don't eat chocolate and you just keep eating things 254 00:27:40,505 --> 00:27:43,925 and eating things, and when you should just have chocolate? 255 00:27:43,925 --> 00:27:46,175 - But what's the chocolate? 256 00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:48,815 Can't figure it out. 257 00:27:51,818 --> 00:27:54,461 - Maybe you need to be a gasper. 258 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,410 - What? 259 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,327 - A gasper? 260 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,524 When you strangle yourself. 261 00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,369 - Oh, have you tried that? 262 00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:03,202 - Kind of sublime. 263 00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:06,325 Yeah, you, it's, it like gives you this natural high. 264 00:28:06,325 --> 00:28:08,421 Yeah, I've done it, once. 265 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:12,761 - [Woman 1] How does it work? - It's pretty amazing. 266 00:28:12,761 --> 00:28:13,796 You can take a belt, 267 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:15,213 or a plastic bag, 268 00:28:17,015 --> 00:28:20,152 or some people use like, gas, 269 00:28:20,152 --> 00:28:21,880 to take the oxygen out of the room. 270 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,047 Pretty much anything that cuts off oxygen to your brain. 271 00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:30,331 You may as well try it, I mean-- 272 00:28:30,331 --> 00:28:32,164 - Yeah, couldn't hurt. 273 00:30:41,545 --> 00:30:44,962 (sirens wailing outside) 274 00:31:18,347 --> 00:31:21,014 (ominous music) 275 00:32:15,824 --> 00:32:18,124 - You could have hurt yourself. 276 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:19,791 - I know, I'm sorry. 277 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,320 (sighs) 278 00:32:27,452 --> 00:32:28,952 Are you mad at me? 279 00:32:33,102 --> 00:32:34,751 - I just wish you would have told me, 280 00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:37,084 because I could have helped. 281 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:42,515 - You could? 282 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:50,482 - It's a lot safer with a partner. 283 00:32:58,466 --> 00:33:00,466 - Do you want to try it? 284 00:33:05,605 --> 00:33:09,438 - Do you want to use the belt or just my hand? 285 00:33:10,887 --> 00:33:15,054 - I don't know, the belt didn't work so well last time. 286 00:33:18,109 --> 00:33:21,109 - Why don't you unbutton your pants? 287 00:33:48,496 --> 00:33:52,496 ("Up Past the Nursery" by Suun) 288 00:33:53,947 --> 00:33:56,101 ♫ Cut and cut and crack it up 289 00:33:56,101 --> 00:33:57,624 ♫ Cr-crack, cr-crack, yes 290 00:33:57,624 --> 00:34:00,107 ♫ Oh I can cut you, catch you 291 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:03,114 ♫ Catch you, catch you gettin' older. 292 00:34:03,114 --> 00:34:04,460 ♫ You can't get quick 293 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,640 ♫ You can't commit 294 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:07,399 ♫ You can't control her without 295 00:34:07,399 --> 00:34:12,205 ♫ Remember bodies sold to Sunday, getting colder 296 00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:16,736 ♫ Oh, so civilized so you cannot take it 297 00:34:16,736 --> 00:34:19,141 ♫ Oh, you cannot take it 298 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,138 ♫ Oh, you cannot make it 299 00:34:21,138 --> 00:34:23,408 ♫ A force has come is still alive 300 00:34:23,408 --> 00:34:26,284 ♫ Oh, open up and take it 301 00:34:26,284 --> 00:34:28,242 ♫ All the money, take it 302 00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,368 ♫ Oh, you cannot take it 303 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:34,867 ♫ Night time, chin-chin and worry 'bout the nation 304 00:34:34,867 --> 00:34:36,700 ♫ What you cannot take 305 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,533 ♫ Yeah, no one cannot take you 306 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:41,700 ♫ Rise slow, close the blinds and wonder what you take, yeah 307 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,207 ♫ Oh, you cannot take you 308 00:34:46,207 --> 00:34:48,600 ♫ oh, you cannot take you 309 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,498 ♫ What you, what you can't 310 00:34:50,498 --> 00:34:52,706 ♫ It's just the world you've never seen 311 00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:55,247 ♫ Take your ship, just strangle it 312 00:34:55,247 --> 00:34:58,955 ♫ Your ship that's coming in ♫ 313 00:34:58,955 --> 00:35:01,788 (heavy breathing) 314 00:35:09,493 --> 00:35:10,767 - I'm gonna come. 315 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:11,930 - OK. 316 00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:13,199 - All right, are you done? 317 00:35:13,199 --> 00:35:15,451 - No, no, you can come, baby. 318 00:35:15,451 --> 00:35:17,701 (groaning) 319 00:35:47,141 --> 00:35:50,058 (electric humming) 320 00:36:17,373 --> 00:36:19,101 (sigh) 321 00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:20,518 It's not working. 322 00:36:23,061 --> 00:36:24,051 - You want me to leave you alone? 323 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:24,925 - No, no, no, it's not you, 324 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:26,592 it's just my vagina. 325 00:36:27,929 --> 00:36:28,762 - Damn thing. 326 00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:31,429 - It's just not working anymore. 327 00:36:35,414 --> 00:36:36,294 Read. 328 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,627 - Oh, I'm sorry. 329 00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:08,490 - Just my body's real different, you know? 330 00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:12,075 On account, the book said, my cervix is just like swollen, 331 00:37:12,075 --> 00:37:16,967 and bigger, and it just hurts if you go real far in. 332 00:37:16,967 --> 00:37:18,522 - Yeah, I don't really know what that means. 333 00:37:18,522 --> 00:37:21,719 - (laughs) It just means that it's bigger, I don't know. 334 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,295 - I don't care, I mean, is there something I can do? 335 00:37:24,295 --> 00:37:25,545 - I don't know. 336 00:37:27,518 --> 00:37:29,408 - Is there something that you want me to do 337 00:37:29,408 --> 00:37:30,241 that you're not telling me? 338 00:37:30,241 --> 00:37:33,103 - No, definitely if I knew what I wanted you to do 339 00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:34,878 I would tell you what to do. 340 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:35,711 - OK. 341 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:36,711 - I promise. 342 00:37:38,641 --> 00:37:40,141 But it does stink. 343 00:37:41,163 --> 00:37:43,205 But I still like having you inside of me, 344 00:37:43,205 --> 00:37:45,622 I still like making you come. 345 00:37:46,971 --> 00:37:47,804 I do. 346 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,581 That makes me feel good. 347 00:37:50,581 --> 00:37:51,776 - That your good deed for the day? 348 00:37:51,776 --> 00:37:54,265 - Yeah (laughs). 349 00:37:54,265 --> 00:37:55,376 I promise I'll tell you 350 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:57,262 if there's something that you can do. 351 00:37:57,262 --> 00:37:58,366 - All right. 352 00:37:58,366 --> 00:37:59,431 - Love you. 353 00:37:59,431 --> 00:38:00,931 - I love you, too. 354 00:38:04,714 --> 00:38:08,131 (foreboding piano music) 355 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,570 - It's just that, it's just you feel 356 00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:34,481 a little bit less turned on. 357 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:36,729 I bet it's just the hormones. 358 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:38,773 - No, I feel turned on. 359 00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:40,326 You don't understand what I'm saying. 360 00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:43,068 I feel turned on, I want to have sex. 361 00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:46,189 I have sex, and I start to have an orgasm 362 00:38:46,189 --> 00:38:48,160 and then it's like a weird, incomplete, 363 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,493 like, not fulfilling orgasm. 364 00:38:51,516 --> 00:38:52,567 - Sounds like Hell (laughs). 365 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:54,174 - It's terrible. 366 00:38:54,174 --> 00:38:56,618 And then I just get mad and I feel bad for Frank 367 00:38:56,618 --> 00:38:57,535 cause like, 368 00:38:58,411 --> 00:38:59,328 he, I mean, 369 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:01,862 I feel bad for him. 370 00:39:01,862 --> 00:39:03,674 Cause sex isn't as fun, 371 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,707 like he still comes, but it's like, that's it, 372 00:39:06,707 --> 00:39:10,540 it's basically like masturbating inside of me. 373 00:39:13,871 --> 00:39:15,288 I know, it sucks. 374 00:39:16,366 --> 00:39:19,839 But I'm hoping, you know, once the baby's born, 375 00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:21,637 that won't happen anymore. 376 00:39:21,637 --> 00:39:24,875 - Well, it better not (laughs). 377 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:26,964 - Oh, he's moving. 378 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:28,233 Mm, do you want to feel him? 379 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,066 - Yeah. 380 00:39:32,739 --> 00:39:35,656 - Here, here, he's like right here. 381 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,735 Do you feel it? 382 00:39:38,735 --> 00:39:39,568 - Mmpm. 383 00:39:44,837 --> 00:39:46,004 - There he is. 384 00:39:50,274 --> 00:39:51,502 - Hey little alien. 385 00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:54,428 - I forget that this is the outcome of having sex sometimes. 386 00:39:54,428 --> 00:39:55,380 (both laugh) 387 00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,016 - He likes all this orgasm talk. 388 00:39:57,016 --> 00:39:58,651 - Is he, can I hear him? 389 00:39:58,651 --> 00:40:00,484 - I don't know, maybe. 390 00:40:05,441 --> 00:40:09,030 She thinks that she could give me an orgasm. 391 00:40:09,030 --> 00:40:11,030 - OK, I'm sure she does. 392 00:40:13,809 --> 00:40:16,476 - But like, I was thinking about 393 00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:21,589 just like, letting her do that, 394 00:40:21,589 --> 00:40:24,922 or would that make you mad if she tried? 395 00:40:25,961 --> 00:40:29,110 - I mean, wouldn't that be weird for you, though? 396 00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,286 - I mean, it would be a little weird 397 00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:33,242 cause we're friends, but I think 398 00:40:33,242 --> 00:40:36,184 she doesn't seem to think it would be weird and-- 399 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:37,284 - Safe. 400 00:40:37,284 --> 00:40:38,117 - Yeah. 401 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:40,806 - Yeah we could do that. 402 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:41,757 - Yeah? - [Frank] Yeah, no, 403 00:40:41,757 --> 00:40:43,277 - It wouldn't make you mad? 404 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,360 - No, no, it's been done. 405 00:40:48,486 --> 00:40:52,217 - Do you like that idea a little bit? 406 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:53,326 Do you? 407 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,512 - Kinda like it, it's kinda-- 408 00:40:55,512 --> 00:40:56,345 - Sexy? 409 00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:57,294 - Mmmm, a little bit. 410 00:40:57,294 --> 00:40:58,996 - A little bit? - [Frank] A little bit. 411 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:01,492 I think it might be interesting, no harm, right? 412 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,325 - No harm. 413 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,958 - Then and we actually need to take that box, 414 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,612 that crib box, and bring it in 415 00:41:16,612 --> 00:41:18,041 and take everything out of it 416 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:21,222 and make sure it's not damaged or anything. 417 00:41:21,222 --> 00:41:24,985 So that we can make sure that we don't have to send it back. 418 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:25,885 - Before we put it together? 419 00:41:25,885 --> 00:41:28,218 - Before we put it together. 420 00:41:29,646 --> 00:41:30,549 - OK. 421 00:41:30,549 --> 00:41:34,969 - Because I want it to be together before the baby shower. 422 00:41:34,969 --> 00:41:36,723 (knocking on door) 423 00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,390 We'll be right back. 424 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,572 (sniffs) 425 00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:17,515 (coughs) 426 00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:31,300 (exhales) 427 00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:35,299 I registered stuff. 428 00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:37,968 It's really, I'm excited to pick out 429 00:42:37,968 --> 00:42:40,138 like the things that are gonna be-- 430 00:42:40,138 --> 00:42:41,406 - I know, I know. 431 00:42:41,406 --> 00:42:42,729 - It's pretty cool. 432 00:42:42,729 --> 00:42:46,286 - You get to pick 'em out and not all of the 400 people 433 00:42:46,286 --> 00:42:47,995 who are picking the presents. 434 00:42:47,995 --> 00:42:50,246 - I know, right, that's how it used to be, you know? 435 00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:52,903 Everyone would just like, get you, 436 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,206 and you just had to be like, you had to be nice. 437 00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,167 (talking over each other) 438 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:01,809 I wonder when registries and stuff started. 439 00:43:01,809 --> 00:43:03,456 Babe, what are you doing? 440 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:04,289 - Nothing. 441 00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:10,172 - Franky, what are you doing? 442 00:43:13,198 --> 00:43:14,031 - Nothing. 443 00:43:15,856 --> 00:43:19,682 - Did you think that this was gonna be like, all of us? 444 00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:20,515 - Nope. 445 00:43:22,217 --> 00:43:24,095 - We think this was just gonna be like, 446 00:43:24,095 --> 00:43:25,845 just two of us alone. 447 00:43:26,755 --> 00:43:28,223 I'm sorry, babe. 448 00:43:28,223 --> 00:43:30,640 I'm sorry. - [Frank] It's rad. 449 00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:43,305 (laughing) 450 00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:02,620 - So anyway, I'm excited to decorate. 451 00:44:07,994 --> 00:44:09,646 - You got a light by any chance? 452 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:10,563 - Uh, yeah. 453 00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:31,207 (laughing) 454 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:34,494 - We'd just keep to my room to go like this. 455 00:44:34,494 --> 00:44:37,495 Now I know what guys are talking about when they're like, 456 00:44:37,495 --> 00:44:39,414 I feel like guys come up with a lot of weird metaphors 457 00:44:39,414 --> 00:44:41,337 for what boobs feel like. 458 00:44:41,337 --> 00:44:43,337 One guy told me once that my boob felt like 459 00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:45,219 a life jacket. 460 00:44:45,219 --> 00:44:47,428 - That's amazing. 461 00:44:47,428 --> 00:44:51,255 - And that it was really sexy, I was just. 462 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,643 I think, yeah, I think it was like 463 00:44:52,643 --> 00:44:55,546 he touched a life jacket when he was 10 and was like, 464 00:44:55,546 --> 00:44:57,771 this is what boobs feel like, 465 00:44:57,771 --> 00:45:01,541 and then, later on they didn't really feel like that but. 466 00:45:01,541 --> 00:45:05,124 (pulsing electronic music) 467 00:45:44,969 --> 00:45:48,552 (pulsing electronic music) 468 00:46:12,914 --> 00:46:15,398 (giggling) 469 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,756 I don't know if you can do that 470 00:46:16,756 --> 00:46:18,556 with the other person's clothes. 471 00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:20,841 What are you gonna do (mumbles) with them? 472 00:46:20,841 --> 00:46:25,008 - Oh I don't know (drowned out by laughing) 473 00:46:34,344 --> 00:46:36,594 (laughter) 474 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,594 (electronic music) 475 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:51,521 (electric humming) 476 00:47:55,187 --> 00:47:56,535 - Whoo. 477 00:47:56,535 --> 00:47:57,699 - I think I have it all the way turned up, 478 00:47:57,699 --> 00:48:00,148 let me turn it down, this is a little much. 479 00:48:00,148 --> 00:48:03,252 - You have to ease into that level. 480 00:48:03,252 --> 00:48:04,085 - OK, OK. 481 00:48:07,088 --> 00:48:09,282 This is fun, I'm having fun. 482 00:48:09,282 --> 00:48:10,263 (laughing) 483 00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,096 - Me, too. 484 00:48:12,303 --> 00:48:13,970 OK, now I've got it. 485 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:23,799 That is so beautiful. 486 00:48:26,590 --> 00:48:28,185 You're such a woman. 487 00:48:28,185 --> 00:48:30,967 (laughing) 488 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:33,379 - Oh, that feels good. 489 00:48:33,379 --> 00:48:35,546 (moaning) 490 00:48:50,754 --> 00:48:52,171 Oh fuck, oh fuck, 491 00:48:53,951 --> 00:48:54,784 oh fuck. 492 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:09,208 (heavy breathing) 493 00:49:18,151 --> 00:49:20,234 (laughs) 494 00:49:41,161 --> 00:49:43,044 - So you really can't put a bra on like that? 495 00:49:43,044 --> 00:49:43,877 - No. 496 00:49:43,877 --> 00:49:47,207 - Why is that, cause your boobs cover it. 497 00:49:47,207 --> 00:49:48,808 - Yeah, but if I try to put a bra on like that, 498 00:49:48,808 --> 00:49:52,975 it'll be like, there's just no way that this can spin around 499 00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:57,228 cause like, my boobs are too big. 500 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:58,416 You know what I mean? 501 00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:00,993 - Not a problem that I've had (laughs), 502 00:50:00,993 --> 00:50:03,326 but I do know what you mean. 503 00:50:04,795 --> 00:50:07,050 (laughing) 504 00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:10,717 - Hi, have you been out here the whole time? 505 00:50:12,778 --> 00:50:13,770 - Thank you. 506 00:50:13,770 --> 00:50:15,520 - Thank you, see you. 507 00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,919 - Good to see you, too. 508 00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:20,763 I'll see you soon. 509 00:50:20,763 --> 00:50:22,596 - You can come in now. 510 00:50:34,314 --> 00:50:35,995 Whatchyou doin' in there? 511 00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:36,908 - Measurin'. 512 00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:39,817 (laughs) 513 00:50:39,817 --> 00:50:41,246 - Did you feel left out today? 514 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:42,228 - Mmhmm. 515 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:43,207 - I'm sorry. 516 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,105 - It's OK. 517 00:50:44,105 --> 00:50:47,973 - Thanks for letting me have that experience, though. 518 00:50:47,973 --> 00:50:48,806 Love you. 519 00:50:48,806 --> 00:50:50,306 - I love you, too. 520 00:50:55,449 --> 00:50:56,282 (roars) 521 00:50:56,282 --> 00:50:58,949 - Oh (giggles). 522 00:51:04,378 --> 00:51:05,211 Mmmm. 523 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,483 Mmm, ooh, that's a new thing you're doing. 524 00:51:15,002 --> 00:51:15,835 - Yeah? 525 00:51:15,835 --> 00:51:16,816 - What is that thing? 526 00:51:16,816 --> 00:51:17,686 - It's new. 527 00:51:17,686 --> 00:51:19,487 - Where'd you learn that from? 528 00:51:19,487 --> 00:51:20,320 - Mm mmm. 529 00:51:21,404 --> 00:51:23,026 - I like that. - [Frank] Yeah? 530 00:51:23,026 --> 00:51:24,920 More? - More please. 531 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,920 - [Frank] More please. - More please. 532 00:51:42,191 --> 00:51:44,358 (moaning) 533 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:51,293 Oh, that feels good. 534 00:51:52,772 --> 00:51:54,939 (moaning) 535 00:51:56,044 --> 00:52:00,211 ("Despicable Dogs" by Small Black) 536 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,435 ♫ I know where they build em 537 00:52:08,435 --> 00:52:12,602 ♫ I know when they're selling low 538 00:52:14,575 --> 00:52:16,587 ♫ Wilder than the worst ones 539 00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:20,587 ♫ Wilder than the one I’d known 540 00:52:22,493 --> 00:52:26,410 ♫ Smoke machine begins to blow 541 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:34,355 ♫ Lines of water on the floor 542 00:52:38,229 --> 00:52:42,257 ♫ Indifferent to the written wall 543 00:52:42,257 --> 00:52:46,045 ♫ Lost in the wood on another hunt 544 00:52:46,045 --> 00:52:50,212 ♫ If they rattle, then they rattle on ♫ 545 00:52:59,204 --> 00:53:01,871 (lips smacking) 546 00:53:11,925 --> 00:53:14,092 (moaning) 547 00:53:18,927 --> 00:53:21,760 (rapid breathing) 548 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,540 (dog barking) 549 00:53:55,902 --> 00:53:58,008 - [Voiceover] Clifton, shut up! 550 00:53:58,008 --> 00:53:58,841 Clifton! 551 00:54:07,759 --> 00:54:09,250 (moaning) 552 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,083 - [Voiceover] Oh yeah. 553 00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:16,197 - Oh yeah, oh that's the one. 554 00:54:22,797 --> 00:54:23,630 Oh yeah. 555 00:54:31,241 --> 00:54:33,044 (grunts) 556 00:54:33,044 --> 00:54:34,239 Oh, you gonna come? 557 00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:35,145 - Mmhm. 558 00:54:35,145 --> 00:54:36,085 - Oh, you are? 559 00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:36,918 - Yeah 560 00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:45,886 (orgasmic grunting) 561 00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:59,984 - I'm thirsty, I'm gonna get something to drink. 562 00:55:11,718 --> 00:55:12,778 (phone ringing) 563 00:55:12,778 --> 00:55:13,695 - Oh, shit. 564 00:55:22,071 --> 00:55:22,904 Hello? 565 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,937 - [Voiceover] Um, can I speak with Richard? 566 00:55:26,937 --> 00:55:28,384 - Yeah, this is him. 567 00:55:28,384 --> 00:55:30,238 - Hi, this is Ann. 568 00:55:30,238 --> 00:55:31,105 - [Richard] Do what now? 569 00:55:31,105 --> 00:55:33,000 I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up. 570 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,902 - Ann. 571 00:55:33,902 --> 00:55:36,837 - [Richard] Do what, what'd you say, Rand, hello? 572 00:55:36,837 --> 00:55:37,729 - Ann. 573 00:55:37,729 --> 00:55:39,052 - [Richard] I'm sorry, what? 574 00:55:39,052 --> 00:55:40,207 Seriously, I can't hear you. 575 00:55:40,207 --> 00:55:41,549 - It's Ann! 576 00:55:41,549 --> 00:55:43,632 - Oh, hey, how you doing? 577 00:55:45,065 --> 00:55:46,517 - I'm good. 578 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:48,369 How are you doing? 579 00:55:48,369 --> 00:55:50,339 - Pretty good, pretty good, not bad. 580 00:55:50,339 --> 00:55:51,946 - Good. 581 00:55:51,946 --> 00:55:53,719 Glad to hear. 582 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:57,636 Um, actually, I'm calling because I'm wondering 583 00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,871 if you might still have my box of stuff. 584 00:56:04,412 --> 00:56:06,579 - Uh, oh yeah, yeah, I do, 585 00:56:08,353 --> 00:56:10,008 I got that shit. 586 00:56:10,008 --> 00:56:11,341 - OK, well good. 587 00:56:12,977 --> 00:56:16,114 So would you mind if I stop by and pick it up? 588 00:56:16,114 --> 00:56:17,848 - Sure, like right now? 589 00:56:17,848 --> 00:56:19,946 - Um, how 'bout tomorrow? 590 00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:21,305 - Oh, right, yeah. 591 00:56:21,305 --> 00:56:22,210 Yeah, that's cool. 592 00:56:22,210 --> 00:56:24,434 - Maybe like three? 593 00:56:24,434 --> 00:56:25,961 3:00? 594 00:56:25,961 --> 00:56:30,495 - [Richard] Yeah, that's perfect, um, should I, 595 00:56:30,495 --> 00:56:31,328 e-mail you my address? 596 00:56:31,328 --> 00:56:33,788 - Uh, yeah, actually, um, 597 00:56:33,788 --> 00:56:37,789 I still have the same e-mail address as I did before, so, 598 00:56:37,789 --> 00:56:39,167 just e-mail it. 599 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:40,417 - OK, OK, cool. 600 00:56:42,174 --> 00:56:45,349 - [Ann] OK, so, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. 601 00:56:45,349 --> 00:56:47,787 - Awesome, I'll see you then. 602 00:56:47,787 --> 00:56:50,168 - [Ann] OK, well, bye. 603 00:56:50,168 --> 00:56:51,585 - All right, bye. 604 00:57:01,364 --> 00:57:02,251 - And we got rid of all our stuff 605 00:57:02,251 --> 00:57:03,199 and drove across the country, 606 00:57:03,199 --> 00:57:05,137 and I didn't want to rent a U-Haul 607 00:57:05,137 --> 00:57:08,964 and so we moved, we moved in in September, 608 00:57:08,964 --> 00:57:11,201 and then we just kept all the furniture 609 00:57:11,201 --> 00:57:13,388 which sounds disgusting but I've gotten so used to it 610 00:57:13,388 --> 00:57:14,952 that it doesn't bother me anymore. 611 00:57:14,952 --> 00:57:15,852 - Yeah, well-- 612 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:17,252 - Like we sprayed down the leather and it felt like, 613 00:57:17,252 --> 00:57:19,022 if it was cloth I couldn't do it. 614 00:57:19,022 --> 00:57:20,307 - Sure, yeah, yeah, you can, 615 00:57:20,307 --> 00:57:22,484 you can have sex on leather and just wipe that right off. 616 00:57:22,484 --> 00:57:24,958 But don't you find the Polish glass to be a little gaudy? 617 00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:26,775 - We've always talked about moving it 618 00:57:26,775 --> 00:57:28,422 and it's just been one of those things that 619 00:57:28,422 --> 00:57:30,609 it just, it goes with the aesthetic. 620 00:57:30,609 --> 00:57:32,582 So until we replace everything, we can't-- 621 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:34,888 - Right, so it's like once you switch out the vase-- 622 00:57:34,888 --> 00:57:36,330 - The whole thing gets ridiculous. 623 00:57:36,330 --> 00:57:38,595 - Coffee table's ruined and then you gotta go for the couch. 624 00:57:38,595 --> 00:57:40,629 - Yeah, who were you talking to? 625 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:42,424 - I wasn't talking to anybody. 626 00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:44,609 - You were on the phone. 627 00:57:44,609 --> 00:57:45,884 - Nosy. 628 00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:49,023 - Well, we could hear you, you were shouting. 629 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:50,057 - It was nothing. 630 00:57:50,057 --> 00:57:52,724 (phone ringing) 631 00:57:59,205 --> 00:58:01,038 - Hey, you downstairs? 632 00:58:01,927 --> 00:58:03,456 Yeah, just come on up. 633 00:58:03,456 --> 00:58:04,289 All right. 634 00:58:09,728 --> 00:58:10,561 Ah, shit. 635 00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:36,089 (knocking on door) 636 00:58:46,696 --> 00:58:47,529 Oh shit. 637 00:58:48,553 --> 00:58:49,501 Hey. 638 00:58:49,501 --> 00:58:50,334 - Hi. 639 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:51,167 - Oh my God! 640 00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:53,755 - [Ann] How are you? - [Richard] You look great. 641 00:58:53,755 --> 00:58:57,536 - [Ann] Thanks, did I come at a weird time? 642 00:58:57,536 --> 00:58:58,878 - Uh, oh, no. 643 00:58:58,878 --> 00:59:01,038 Well, I just got out of the shower, but, um, 644 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:02,148 here, come in. 645 00:59:02,148 --> 00:59:04,912 I didn't realize you were gonna get here so early. 646 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:07,466 - Well, I'm actually a little bit late. 647 00:59:07,466 --> 00:59:08,618 - Oh really? 648 00:59:08,618 --> 00:59:10,224 Here, come on in here. 649 00:59:10,224 --> 00:59:12,524 Yeah, I don't have any clocks in here. 650 00:59:12,524 --> 00:59:13,524 - Oh, I see. 651 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:17,994 - This right here. 652 00:59:17,994 --> 00:59:18,827 - Wow. 653 00:59:20,054 --> 00:59:21,527 - You like it? 654 00:59:21,527 --> 00:59:24,419 - This is where you live? 655 00:59:24,419 --> 00:59:27,053 - Yeah, I spend a lot of time here. 656 00:59:27,053 --> 00:59:27,886 - Oh, man. 657 00:59:27,886 --> 00:59:29,831 - Here, take a seat. 658 00:59:29,831 --> 00:59:30,664 - OK. 659 00:59:32,798 --> 00:59:34,298 - I just got this. 660 00:59:37,561 --> 00:59:38,394 - Yeah. 661 00:59:42,061 --> 00:59:46,046 (Richard clears throat) 662 00:59:46,046 --> 00:59:49,884 So is everything OK with you right now? 663 00:59:49,884 --> 00:59:53,217 - Um, yeah, everything's great actually. 664 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:56,618 How 'bout with you? 665 00:59:56,618 --> 00:59:58,680 - Yeah, things are great. 666 00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:00,433 - That's cool. - [Ann] Do you have that box? 667 01:00:00,433 --> 01:00:02,280 Still you said? 668 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,391 - Oh, right, yeah. 669 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:04,766 - Can you just go get that box? 670 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,002 - You want me to go get it right now? 671 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:07,817 - [Ann] Mmhm. - [Richard] OK. 672 01:00:07,817 --> 01:00:11,653 I guess, I guess I can just go ahead and get dressed 673 01:00:11,653 --> 01:00:14,320 right now, should I get dressed? 674 01:00:15,205 --> 01:00:16,288 - I think so. 675 01:00:17,426 --> 01:00:20,189 - OK, well, I'll be right back, OK? 676 01:00:20,189 --> 01:00:22,522 - OK. - [Richard] All right. 677 01:00:28,142 --> 01:00:30,142 (sighs) 678 01:00:56,379 --> 01:00:58,379 (sighs) 679 01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:25,587 Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 680 01:01:25,587 --> 01:01:26,906 - Oh, look at that. 681 01:01:26,906 --> 01:01:28,018 - Box of stuff. 682 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,032 - That's my old Christmas tree. 683 01:01:30,032 --> 01:01:31,105 - That's right it is. 684 01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:32,463 - Oh, I missed it. 685 01:01:32,463 --> 01:01:34,276 - What's going on here? 686 01:01:34,276 --> 01:01:35,443 - Oh, nothing. 687 01:01:38,979 --> 01:01:41,271 I was actually just lookin' on there. 688 01:01:41,271 --> 01:01:42,410 - [Richard] Yeah? - Yeah. 689 01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:44,495 I was lookin' on there. 690 01:01:44,495 --> 01:01:45,771 Your computer. 691 01:01:45,771 --> 01:01:48,688 - Yeah, that's what it's there for. 692 01:01:51,701 --> 01:01:54,416 - Yeah, well I was looking 693 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:56,770 to see if I could find those files. 694 01:01:56,770 --> 01:01:57,603 - Um? 695 01:01:59,339 --> 01:02:03,506 - Those files, the, the, the movie files from our past. 696 01:02:05,391 --> 01:02:06,629 That we made. 697 01:02:06,629 --> 01:02:07,863 That we starred in. 698 01:02:07,863 --> 01:02:10,113 - Oh, you mean sexy videos? 699 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:14,071 - Those are the ones. 700 01:02:14,963 --> 01:02:16,572 - Did you want to watch 'em or something? 701 01:02:16,572 --> 01:02:17,822 - No, I didn't, 702 01:02:20,312 --> 01:02:21,924 I was just gonna, 703 01:02:21,924 --> 01:02:24,482 I mean, do you still have those files on there? 704 01:02:24,482 --> 01:02:26,258 - Oh yeah, of course. 705 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,925 - Of course, I mean, 706 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:32,438 I was thinking (laughs). 707 01:02:38,806 --> 01:02:42,556 I don't know, do you still need those movies? 708 01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:46,632 - Well, I don't know, I mean, you know. 709 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,598 - Can we delete 'em? 710 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:50,491 - [Richard] Why? - Those movies. 711 01:02:50,491 --> 01:02:53,324 I was, just wondering, if we could 712 01:02:54,923 --> 01:02:57,160 I just thought while I was here, you know, 713 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,949 getting this stuff we could just take care of that stuff. 714 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:03,645 You know, just get rid of 'em. 715 01:03:03,645 --> 01:03:04,728 Wipe 'em out. 716 01:03:06,156 --> 01:03:08,383 - I don't understand, I mean. 717 01:03:08,383 --> 01:03:10,897 - I'm getting married, 718 01:03:10,897 --> 01:03:13,255 and you know, I just thought. 719 01:03:13,255 --> 01:03:14,255 - Oh, right. 720 01:03:15,675 --> 01:03:19,763 - Get rid of those, just the right thing to do, you know? 721 01:03:19,763 --> 01:03:21,513 - Yeah, um, uh, yeah. 722 01:03:24,011 --> 01:03:26,678 (clears throat) 723 01:03:43,049 --> 01:03:45,299 Oh yeah, you fucking bitch. 724 01:03:47,134 --> 01:03:48,717 Oh yeah, you bitch. 725 01:03:55,149 --> 01:03:57,399 (grunting) 726 01:04:00,627 --> 01:04:02,627 (moans) 727 01:04:11,808 --> 01:04:14,320 - Just get rid of 'em. 728 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,153 Move on. 729 01:04:16,339 --> 01:04:18,339 (sighs) 730 01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:33,264 Maybe if you got something new from her, you know? 731 01:04:33,264 --> 01:04:34,423 One new thing in exchange for 732 01:04:34,423 --> 01:04:37,256 getting rid of all the old things. 733 01:04:48,044 --> 01:04:49,127 Just an idea. 734 01:04:52,374 --> 01:04:53,207 - Huh. 735 01:05:07,582 --> 01:05:08,749 All right, so, 736 01:05:10,557 --> 01:05:14,927 the other day, whenever we deleted those files? 737 01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:18,510 Umm, I wasn't totally honest with you about 738 01:05:19,564 --> 01:05:21,777 those being the only copies. 739 01:05:21,777 --> 01:05:22,686 - OK. 740 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:25,155 - OK, but the thing is, I will delete them. 741 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,754 I'll delete them today, right now. 742 01:05:27,754 --> 01:05:30,769 But first I need you to do something for me really quick. 743 01:05:30,769 --> 01:05:32,917 - OK, I am not going to have sex with you. 744 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:35,469 - No, no, no, no, it's not like that at all. 745 01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:36,911 OK, this is just a little thing, 746 01:05:36,911 --> 01:05:39,548 it'll take like five, maybe 10-15 minutes 747 01:05:39,548 --> 01:05:42,973 and you'll be in and out of here. 748 01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:43,836 - OK. 749 01:05:43,836 --> 01:05:45,669 - It's not a big deal. 750 01:05:50,707 --> 01:05:53,139 So I'm not exactly sure how this works, 751 01:05:53,139 --> 01:05:55,780 but if I mix these three things together, 752 01:05:55,780 --> 01:06:00,075 and then if you sit in it for five minutes, 753 01:06:00,075 --> 01:06:03,075 it should make a mold of your pussy. 754 01:06:05,884 --> 01:06:09,134 If you do that, I'll delete the videos. 755 01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:54,777 (bottles of goo squishing and squeaking) 756 01:07:19,199 --> 01:07:21,734 Here, try it like a crab, crab walk kind of thing. 757 01:07:21,734 --> 01:07:24,401 - [Ann] OK, OK, this isn't easy. 758 01:07:26,804 --> 01:07:28,573 I can't even tell if I'm over it. 759 01:07:28,573 --> 01:07:29,976 - Yeah, you are, you're good. 760 01:07:29,976 --> 01:07:31,873 Here, here, come forward. 761 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,482 OK, bring it down. 762 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:34,649 Bring it down. 763 01:07:35,796 --> 01:07:37,574 - I don't know, this is, 764 01:07:37,574 --> 01:07:38,934 this is really hurting my arms 765 01:07:38,934 --> 01:07:40,720 and I can't do that for five minutes. 766 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:41,553 - OK, OK. 767 01:07:42,401 --> 01:07:45,166 Hurry here, it's, I mean, it's, 768 01:07:45,166 --> 01:07:46,990 I mean, you're gonna have to do it right now 769 01:07:46,990 --> 01:07:48,907 or it's not gonna work. 770 01:07:50,273 --> 01:07:51,273 There ya go. 771 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:56,356 - [Ann] Oh, oh it's really cold. 772 01:07:56,356 --> 01:07:58,871 - [Richard] OK, can I kind of adjust a little? 773 01:07:58,871 --> 01:08:00,371 - [Ann] OK. - Yeah? 774 01:08:01,843 --> 01:08:03,150 - Oh my God. - [Richard] OK, OK. 775 01:08:03,150 --> 01:08:05,001 - Oh, I hate you. - [Richard] Don't move. 776 01:08:05,001 --> 01:08:06,464 - I really do hate you. 777 01:08:06,464 --> 01:08:08,911 - Don't move, don't move - [Ann] OK, OK. 778 01:08:08,911 --> 01:08:11,494 Oh, this stuff smells horrible. 779 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,253 - Sorry. 780 01:08:13,253 --> 01:08:14,253 - Oh my God. 781 01:08:22,109 --> 01:08:23,909 Oh, don't, don't look at me. 782 01:08:23,909 --> 01:08:25,742 - Sorry. - [Ann] Jesus. 783 01:08:34,912 --> 01:08:38,495 You should probably never contact me again. 784 01:08:39,469 --> 01:08:40,469 - [Both] OK. 785 01:08:47,955 --> 01:08:48,955 - Thank you. 786 01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:57,834 Oh yeah. 787 01:08:57,834 --> 01:09:01,334 (creepy electronic music) 788 01:09:31,481 --> 01:09:32,314 Oh. 789 01:09:48,483 --> 01:09:50,650 (mumbles) 790 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,509 - Think I'm gonna go. 791 01:10:29,744 --> 01:10:33,161 My girlfriend's been acting really weird. 792 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:51,574 Oh hey, how'd that fake vagina thing go? 793 01:10:51,574 --> 01:10:53,621 - Oh, it went great. 794 01:10:53,621 --> 01:10:56,621 (orgasmic shouting) 795 01:10:57,476 --> 01:11:00,893 ("Marbeleyez" by Soviet) 796 01:11:24,705 --> 01:11:28,319 ♫ Is it any wonder how the world 797 01:11:28,319 --> 01:11:32,319 ♫ Spins its lonely days for me 798 01:11:37,830 --> 01:11:41,522 ♫ Like a record with its bruises 799 01:11:41,522 --> 01:11:45,102 ♫ Skips a beat of history 800 01:11:45,102 --> 01:11:48,952 ♫ In between the grooves is where I lie 801 01:11:48,952 --> 01:11:51,784 ♫ Wondering where this lover hides 802 01:11:51,784 --> 01:11:54,365 ♫ To the girl with the marble eyes 803 01:11:54,365 --> 01:11:57,889 ♫ Can it be that you've taken me by surprise 804 01:11:57,889 --> 01:12:01,049 ♫ The wind and rain have carried your fame 805 01:12:01,049 --> 01:12:02,072 ♫ To my front door 806 01:12:02,072 --> 01:12:04,493 ♫ In spite of my hearts refrain 807 01:12:04,493 --> 01:12:07,709 ♫ Capulet and Montague 808 01:12:07,709 --> 01:12:11,310 ♫ Never even heard of me and you 809 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:14,387 ♫ I'll keep this secret of how I adore 810 01:12:14,387 --> 01:12:18,554 ♫ This passion girl that I was always looking for ♫ 810 01:12:19,305 --> 01:13:19,905 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm