"The Simpsons" The Yellow Lotus

1 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:15,682 Ìàðäæ, îáè÷àì, êîãàòî ìå õâàùàø çà çàäíèêà ñúñ ñòóäåíèòå ñè, ñêîâàíè ïðúñòè. 2 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:18,484 Õîìè, íÿìà äà ïèïàì çàäíèêà òè. 3 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,423 Ñïàñè ìå, Ñïàñèòåëè íà ïëàæà! 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:31,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 5 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:42,408 Ñòåãíàòè òåëà è óáèéñòâî 6 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:48,715 Áîãàòè, ñåêñè õîðà, êîèòî ñå äúðæàò ëîøî 7 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:53,553 Êàðàâ òå äà ñå ÷óâñòâàø ïî-äîáðå, êîãàòî ñè áåç ïàðè è íåïîçíàò 8 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:57,957 Ñèìâîëè÷íè ñòàòóè è áåçêðàåí áðúí÷ 9 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:03,563 Êàê ñå õðàíÿò òàêà è âñå îùå èçãëåæäàò ñòðàõîòíî ãîëè? 10 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:08,401 Âçèìàò ëè Îçåìïèê? 11 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,977 ÏÐÅÄÈ ÅÄÍÀ ÑÅÄÌÈÖÀ 12 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:20,113 „Æúëòèÿò ëîòîñ“, ëóêñîçåí ïåòçâåçäåí êóðîðò, 13 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:23,950 îòâîðè òèêîâèòå ñè âðàòè çà íàé-íóæäàåùîòî ñå ìàëöèíñòâî â Ñïðèíãôèéëä: 14 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,685 áîãàòèÿ åëèò. 15 00:01:26,256 --> 00:01:27,887 È ïîñëåäíèòå íîâèíè... 16 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,188 Òîâà òîêó-ùî ìå óäàðè... 17 00:01:29,188 --> 00:01:31,625 Ìëúêíè. 18 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:40,700 Ñèãóðåí ëè ñè, ÷å òîâà å âðåìåííèÿò èìîò, êîéòî êóïèõìå? 19 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,669 Òîâà å àáñîëþòíî ñúùèÿò àäðåñ. 20 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:44,338 Ïëàùàìå çà íåãî îò äåñåò ãîäèíè. 21 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:48,875 Èçãëåæäà òâúðäå õóáàâî çà íàñ, çà äà èìàìå ðåçåðâàöèÿ. 22 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,548 ×åòåòå è ïëà÷åòå. 23 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,784 Ñ ðàäîñò, çàùîòî å õóáàâî. 24 00:02:00,853 --> 00:02:04,324 Çàêîííî ìè å çàáðàíåíî äà êàçâàì, ÷å òîâà å äîáðà èíâåñòèöèÿ. 25 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,960 Íî òîâà å ìíîãî äîáðà èíâåñòèöèÿ. 26 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,997 Õîóìúð, ÷óâñòâàì ñå íåóäîáíî. 27 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:14,100 Áåáåòî èçïîëçâà ìàòêàòà ìè êàòî áàòóò, 28 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,869 è ñïîðåä "Consumer Repo" 29 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:19,539 ñïîäåëåíîòî ïîëçâàíå íà èìîòà å íàé-ëîøàòà èíâåñòèöèÿ â íåäâèæèìè èìîòè. 30 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:22,075 Íå òè ïðîäàâàì íåäâèæèìè èìîòè. 31 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:26,012 Ïðîäàâàì òè íåùî, êîåòî å ìíîãî ïî-öåííî îò èìîò. 32 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:27,480 Òî÷êè. 33 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,616 Òî÷êè, à? 34 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:34,054 Òî÷êè, êîèòî ìîæåø äà îñðåáðèø çà ìå÷òàíà ïî÷èâêà ïî âñÿêî âðåìå, 35 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,555 îñâåí çà ðåçåðâèðàíè äàòè. 36 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:37,890 Âàøèòå íåðîäåíè äåöà ùå íàñëåäÿò âàøèòå òî÷êè. 37 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,292 È âàøèòå ðàçõîäè. 38 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:40,961 Òîâà å êðàæáà. Îò ìîÿ ñòðàíà. 39 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,695 Âèå... 40 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,233 Âúïðîñ... Ïîêàçâà ëè ìè çàäíèêà ñè? 41 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,669 Äóïåòî íà áåáåòî ãîâîðè îò èìåòî íà âñè÷êè íàñ 42 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,739 àêî ïèøå, ÷å òðÿáâà äà òðúãâàìå ñåãà! 43 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,942 Íî ðàçáèðà ñå. Âèå íå ñòå çàòâîðíèöè. 44 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:57,144 Íî àêî òðúãíåòå, ùå íàðóøèòå çàêîíà, 45 00:02:57,211 --> 00:03:01,547 è ùå ñå îçîâåòå â çàòâîðà îñâåí àêî íå ïîäïèøåòå òîçè äîãîâîð. 46 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,957 Î, íå, ñúïðóãúò ìè èìà òåæêà àëåðãè÷íà ðåàêöèÿ. 47 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:13,226 Òðÿáâà äà îòèäå â áîëíèöà íåçàáàâíî! 48 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,602 Îùå åäíà áåçïëàòíà çàêóñêà, 49 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,871 à àç ñàìî òðÿáâàøå äà ðèñêóâàì ñìúðòòà çà íåÿ. 50 00:03:27,203 --> 00:03:30,543 Õîóìúð, âèæäàì, ÷å ñè õâúðëèë îêî íà òîçè âêóñåí êðîêåìáóø. 51 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,313 Îñåìäåñåò è ïåò êðåìàâè ïóôêè. 52 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:37,785 Ìèñëèø ëè, ÷å áèõ ïîäïèñàë äîæèâîòåí äîãîâîð çà åäèí ãëóïàâ äåñåðò? 53 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,152 Íèêîãà ïîâå÷å. 54 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,054 Íå è ñëåä êàáåëíàòà òåëåâèçèÿ Spectrum. 55 00:03:44,206 --> 00:03:45,592 Ïðèÿòåëþ, òîâà å Àìåðèêà. 56 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,227 Ñàìî çàùîòî íå ìîæåø äà ñè ïîçâîëèø íåùî 57 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,130 íå îçíà÷àâà, ÷å íå ìîæåø äà ãî êóïèø. 58 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:54,601 Ëóêñîçíèòå ïî÷èâêè íå ñà ñàìî çà áîãàòèòå è èçâåñòíèòå. 59 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,304 Òå ñà çà îáèêíîâåíè ìúðëÿ÷è êàòî òåá. 60 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,672 Êàòî ìåí? - Ðàçáèðà ñå! 61 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:03,410 Õîóìúð, êîå å ïî-âàæíî? Äà ñå ÷óâñòâàø áîãàò èëè äà ñè áîãàò? 62 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,178 Äà ñè áîãàò! 63 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,312 Ïîçíàé îòíîâî. 64 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,148 Äà ñå ÷óâñòâàø áîãàò! 65 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:09,950 Òî÷íî òàêà. Ïîäïèøè ñåãà. 66 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,854 Èëè íå ãî ïðàâåòå è îñúäåòå ñåìåéñòâîòî ñè íà íàé-ëîøèÿ æèâîò îò âñè÷êè: 67 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,789 æèâîò áåç î÷àêâàíèÿ. 68 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,065 Ïîëó÷àâàòå áåçïëàòåí áóìáîêñ. 69 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:27,900 Ãîòîâî! 70 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,274 Íî êîãà ìîæåì äà âçåìåì òàéìøåðóïîòðåáà? 71 00:04:36,182 --> 00:04:37,811 Îòãîâîðúò íà òîâà å... 72 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:41,615 ×àêàíåòî å íàé-òðóäíàòà ÷àñò. 73 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,618 Âñåêè äåí âèæäàø äðóã... 74 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:46,586 Êðîêåìáóø! 75 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,889 Õîóìúð, ïðàâ áåøå. 76 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,690 Íå ìîãà äà ïîâÿðâàì. 77 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,559 Ìåñå÷íèòå òàêñè, òàêñèòå çà ïîääðúæêà, 78 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,927 òàêñèòå çà áåçïëàòíî àíóëèðàíå. 79 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,063 Âñè÷êî ñè çàñëóæàâà! 80 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,368 Äîáðå äîøëè, ã-í Áúðíñ. Ã-í Ñìèòúðñ. 81 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,136 Êîé å äîáðî ìîì÷å? 82 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,107 Ñòèãà, ñòèãà! Ñïðè äà ìè õàïåø ïåòàòà! 83 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,276 Òåçè êó÷åòà ñà ðàáîòèëè çäðàâî è ñå íóæäàÿò îò ïî÷èâêà. 84 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,811 Òðÿáâà äà áúäàò ïîãëåçåíè, äà èì ñå íàïðàâè ïåäèêþð 85 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,081 è àíàëíî èçöåæäàíå äâà ïúòè íà äåí. 86 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,549 Ñïîêîéíî, êó÷åòàòà! 87 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:19,052 Äà, ãîñïîäèíå. Èçâèíåòå. 88 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:24,158 Âñè÷êî òóê å ñàìî çà ãîñòè, 89 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:26,159 âêëþ÷èòåëíî ãëåäêàòà. 90 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,231 Çäðàâåéòå. 91 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:32,732 Íå ìîæåòå äà íè ãî íàïðàâèòå! 92 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,568 Ìîæå äà íÿìàìå ìíîãî ïàðè, 93 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:38,304 íî ñìå áîãàòè íà òîâà, êîåòî å âàæíî òóê: òî÷êè! 94 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,407 Òî÷íî òàêà. Òàçè êîìïàíèÿ çà ñïîäåëåíî ïîëçâàíå íà âðåìå 95 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,443 âå÷å íå ïðèòåæàâà òîçè èìîò. 96 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,746 Íî îò ó÷òèâîñò, íèå ïðèçíàâàìå òåçè òî÷êè. 97 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,918 Ùå ñå âèäèì íà êàñàòà. 98 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:08,467 Òîâà ùå áúäå íàé-ïðåêðàñíàòà ñåäìèöà â æèâîòà íè. 99 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,771 Âðåìå å çà êàñàòà. Ìàõíåòå ñå îò ìèíèáàðà. 100 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,546 Èçâèíåòå, ìîãà ëè äà âè íàïîìíÿ, 101 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:23,817 ÷å ñìå ñúáðàëè 450 ìèëèîíà òî÷êè? 102 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,619 Êîåòî ñå ðàâíÿâà íà 20 ìèíóòè. Ïðåñòîÿò âè ïðèêëþ÷è. 103 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:30,056 Òàçè ñòàÿ âå÷å ïðèíàäëåæè íà ä-ð è ã-æà Õèáúðò. 104 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,830 Ìèñëèòå, ÷å ñòå ñïå÷åëèëè, íàëè? 105 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:41,168 Ùå âçåìåì áåçïëàòíèÿ øàìïîàí! 106 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,104 Ãëóïàâ øàìïîàí! 107 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:49,742 Çàùî âñè÷êî, êîåòî èñêàì äà îòêðàäíà, å íàðèñóâàíî íà áóòèëêè?! 108 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:54,547 Øàõ...ìàò. 109 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,984 Ïîèñêàõìå ñòàÿ çà òðåçâè, áåç ìèíèáàð. 110 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,487 Æåíà ìè íå å ïèëà îò öÿëà ãîäèíà. 111 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,289 Áëàãîäàðÿ, Äæóëèúñ. 112 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:03,890 Êàæè íà âñè÷êè. 113 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,959 Íÿìà äà ñïîìåíàâàì êàê ñè ïîçâîëèëà íà ìåäèöèíñêàòà ñè ñåñòðà 114 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:09,161 äà òè äîâúðøè îïåðàöèèòå, çà äà ìîæåø òè äà îòèäåø äà èãðàåø ãîëô. 115 00:07:11,987 --> 00:07:13,032 ...æåíà. 116 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,071 Íî íå ñå òðåâîæè çà ìåí, 117 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,274 çàùîòî ìîãà äà ñå ñïðàâÿ îòëè÷íî áåç ïèåíå. 118 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,910 Ìíîãî ñå ðàäâàì, ÷å ñå îìúæèõ çà ëåêàð. 119 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:26,410 ÑËÅÄÂÀÙÈßÒ ÎÁÙÅÑÒÂÅÍ ÔÅÐÈÁÎÒ: ØÅÑÒ ÑÓÒÐÈ 120 00:07:27,831 --> 00:07:29,665 Äîáðå äîøëè â „Æúëòèÿò ëîòîñ“. 121 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,068 Àç ñúì Øîíà. Òè ñè Òàøà. 122 00:07:32,102 --> 00:07:35,404 Äà, çíàì ñè èìåòî. Ïî÷òè. 123 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,841 Ïîðú÷àõ ñè è ìàñàæ çà äîáðå äîøëè. 124 00:07:37,841 --> 00:07:42,044 Íå øâåäñêè, à øèàöó. È ñúùî òàêà, áîëÿ ìå, êîãàòî ñå ñìåÿ. 125 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,980 Ìîæåø ëè äà ìè ïîìîãíåø? 126 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:46,349 Îáè÷àì êóðîðòèòå „Æúëòèÿò ëîòîñ“. 127 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:48,251 Òîëêîâà ìíîãî êðàñèâè òåëà. 128 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:49,786 Îñîáåíî ìúðòâèòå. 129 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:53,056 Àêî ìîãà äà íàïðàâÿ íåùî, çà äà ïîìîãíà, êàæåòå ìè. 130 00:07:53,089 --> 00:07:56,692 Èìàì òðè ñâúðçàíè àïàðòàìåíòà „Äàéìúíä Ëîòóñ“. 131 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,396 Åäèí çà ìåí, åäèí çà ñúïðóãà ìè. 132 00:07:59,429 --> 00:08:01,398 è åäèí çà ìîÿ áàãàæ. 133 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:06,102 Áàãàæúò íà òàçè æåíà ïîëó÷àâà ìÿñòî, à íèå íå?! 134 00:08:06,102 --> 00:08:08,438 Çàòîâà ëè ïîáåäèõìå íàöèñòêèòå çîìáèòà 135 00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:10,340 â Call of Duty: World at War? 136 00:08:10,373 --> 00:08:12,809 Ìîæåì äà ñå ïðîìúêíåì â áàãàæíîòî ïîìåùåíèå íà îíàçè áîãàòà äàìà, 137 00:08:12,842 --> 00:08:14,411 è äà îñòàíåì òàì öÿëà ñåäìèöà. 138 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:16,412 Íî ìàìà íèêîãà íå áè... 139 00:08:16,446 --> 00:08:18,214 Íèå ïðàâèì òîâà! 140 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,417 Îáè÷àì, êîãàòî ïîåìåø ïî ãðåøåí ïúò. 141 00:08:21,451 --> 00:08:23,219 Õåé, õÊàê ñå ñäîáè ñ êëþ÷à, ìîì÷å? 142 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,189 Èñòèíñêèÿò âúïðîñ íå å êàê ñå ñäîáèõ ñ êëþ÷, 143 00:08:26,222 --> 00:08:30,293 à êàê ñå ñäîáèõ ñ ìàøèíà, êîÿòî ïðàâè êëþ÷îâå? 144 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:31,661 Åòî êàê òå å õâàíàë, Ìàðäæ. 145 00:08:31,694 --> 00:08:33,429 Íå ïèòàõ íèùî. 146 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,734 Ïî-âèñîêî! 147 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:39,001 Òâúðäå âèñîêî! 148 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:40,604 Ìàðäæ, åëà òóê. 149 00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:44,741 Òðÿáâà äà òè ïîêàæà íåùî, çà êîåòî íèêîãà íå ñúì ñè ìå÷òàë. 150 00:08:44,807 --> 00:08:47,344  îãëåäàëîòî èìà òåëåâèçîð. 151 00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:52,949 Âèíàãè ñúì ìå÷òàë äà ãëåäàì êàê ãëåäàì òåëåâèçèÿ. 152 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:57,454 Òÿ ñèãóðíî å íàé-ùàñòëèâàòà æåíà íà ñâåòà. 153 00:08:57,521 --> 00:09:00,056 Ïðîäúëæàâàø äà ìå îñòàâÿø! 154 00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:03,952 Êúäå îòèâàø ñåãà, îùå åäèí òàåí òåëåôîíåí ðàçãîâîð? 155 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:05,062 Òÿ íå ïîäîçèðà íèùî. 156 00:09:05,095 --> 00:09:08,331 Íÿìà äà çíàå íèùî, äîêàòî ðúöåòå ìè íå ñà îêîëî âðàòà ?. 157 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:23,947 Òðÿáâà äà ïðåäóïðåäèì ãîðêàòà æåíà, ÷å å â îïàñíîñò! 158 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,815 Íî íèå ñìå íà ïî÷èâêà. 159 00:09:25,849 --> 00:09:28,385 À Áîá å ïðîñòî îïèò çà óáèéñòâî. 160 00:09:28,418 --> 00:09:29,852 Îïèò. 161 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:32,121 Óøèòå ìè ãîðÿò. 162 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:35,459 Áîá, äÿâîë÷å! 163 00:09:35,525 --> 00:09:38,261 Çäðàâåé, Ñèìïñúíñ. Áàðò. 164 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:40,463 Íå ìå íàðè÷àé „Áàðò“, ÷îâå÷å. 165 00:09:40,530 --> 00:09:42,398 Êàêúâ å çëèÿò òè ïëàí òîçè ïúò? 166 00:09:42,431 --> 00:09:44,334 Ìîãà äà òå ïîïèòàì ñúùîòî. 167 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:46,335 Âÿðâàì, ÷å òè è òâîåòî ëåïêàâî ñåìåéñòâî 168 00:09:46,369 --> 00:09:50,807 ñòå ñå íàñòàíèëè â ëóêñîçåí àïàðòàìåíò, ïðåäíàçíà÷åí çà áàãàæà íà æåíà ìè. 169 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,676 Îòêúäå çíàåì, ÷å íå ñòå ñëåä ïàðèòå ?? 170 00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:55,678 Ñåãà, Ìàðäæ, òîâà áîëè. 171 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:57,013 Àç èìàì ñîáñòâåíî ñúñòîÿíèå. 172 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,215 Èçîáðåòèõ ãðåáëî ñúñ ñãúâàåìà äðúæêà. 173 00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:01,350 Êðàé íà óäðÿíåòî ñ ãëàâà. 174 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:06,389 Ñåãà, íåêà âèäèì êàêâè ñà òè âúçìîæíîñòèòå. 175 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:08,458 A: Ðàçêðèâàø ìèíàëîòî ìè íà æåíà ìè. 176 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:10,900 äîêàòî àç òå àðåñòóâàì çà íåçàêîííî ïðîíèêâàíå. 177 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:14,430 Á: Âñè÷êè äà ìëúêíàò è âñè÷êè ñå íàñëàæäàâàìå... 178 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:18,335 Êîé ñúì àç, ÷å äà òå ñúäÿ, Áîá? 179 00:10:18,401 --> 00:10:20,536 Äîáðå, äîáðå. Åäíà ñåäìèöà. 180 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,706 Íî àêî æåíà òè ñå îêàæå ìúðòâà, 181 00:10:22,739 --> 00:10:23,940 äîðè ñàìî âåäíúæ, 182 00:10:23,973 --> 00:10:25,608 òîãàâà ùå ñå îáàäèì íà ïîëèöèÿòà. 183 00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:28,812 Áîá, ñ êîãî ãîâîðèø? 184 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,213 Ñêúïà ìîÿ. 185 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:31,982 Ïðîñòî ïðàâåõ âîêàëíè óïðàæíåíèÿ â äðóãàòà ñòàÿ 186 00:10:32,015 --> 00:10:33,683 çà äà íå âè áåçïîêîÿ. 187 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:43,361 Å, òîãàâà ùå ñå äîâåðèì íà ïñèõîïàòà. 188 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:44,527 Ñîöèîïàòà. 189 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,229 Äâå ðàçëè÷íè äèàãíîçè. 190 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,014 Ñ ëåê ïðèâêóñ íà... 191 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,250 íàðöèñèñò. 192 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:57,923 Çäðàâåé. 193 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,227 Çäðàâåé. 194 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,295 Âèæäàì, ÷å ÷åòåø Áàðáðà. 195 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:08,234 Äà. Ñëåä êàòî ãî ñëîæèõ â êóôàðà ñè, íÿìàõ ìÿñòî çà íèùî äðóãî. 196 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,137 Èìàì àóäèîêíèãàòà. 197 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,273 Òðÿáâàøå äà èçòðèÿ âñè÷êè ñíèìêè îò òåëåôîíà ñè, 198 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,008 çà äà èìàì äîñòàòú÷íî ïàìåò. 199 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,677 Êîé èìà íóæäà îò ìîèòå ñïîìåíè, êîãàòî èìàì òåçè íà Áàðáðà? 200 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,245 Íåêà ñëóøàìå çàåäíî. 201 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,683 Òè ñè òîé! 202 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:32,559 Äåöà! Îïèòâàìå ñå äà îñòàíåì íåïîäîçèðàíè. 203 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,759 Íÿìà ïðîáëåì! 204 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,761 Ìàðêî. - Ïîëî. 205 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,796 Ìàðê... - Ïîëî! 206 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,235 Íå å òâîå ìÿñòî òóê. 207 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,471 Òîâà å áàñåéí çà âúçðàñòíè. 208 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,907 Õîòåëúò ùå âçåìå òåçè äåöà îò ðúöåòå âè 209 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,642 äî êðàÿ íà âàøèÿ ïðåñòîé, ãîñïîäèíå. 210 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,611 Êðàéíî âðåìå áåøå. 211 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,546 Áëàãîäàðÿ! 212 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,214 Ïîëî! 213 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,682 Èäèîò! 214 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:09,696 Èçâèíåòå, íå èñêàì äà âè äîñàæäàì, íî ìîãà ëè äà ïîëó÷à âåãàí âàðèàíò?214 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,297 Êàêâî, ïî äÿâîëèòå, ïðàâèø? 215 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,200 Èìàì ïðåäâèä äà êàçâàø „èçâèíåòå“ è „ìîëÿ“. 216 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,002 Áîãàòèòå äåöà ãîâîðÿò òàêà: 217 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,403 Àëî? 218 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,039 Òðÿáâà ëè ñàì äà îöâåòÿ òàçè ðèñóíêà? 219 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,875 Äðúæ ñå â ðàìêèòå, èäèîòêà! 220 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,677 Íèêîãà íÿìà äà ñå âïèøåø, Ëèñ. 221 00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:28,014 Òè íàðè÷àø òîâà „crudites“? 222 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,882 Èñêàì õðàíà îò ôåðìàòà äî òðàïåçàòà. 223 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,152 ÑÐÅÁÚÐÍÈ ËÚÆÈÖÈ 224 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:35,821 Íå å ëè ïðåêðàñíî? 225 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:40,893 Äåöàòà íè ñà ðàçãëåçåíè òàêà, êàêòî íèêîãà íå áèõìå ìîãëè äà ñè ïîçâîëèì. 226 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,029 Çàáåëÿçàë ëè ñè íåùî, Õîóìúð? 227 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,665 Íèå ñìå åäèíñòâåíèòå ùàñòëèâè õîðà òóê. 228 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,611 Å, òåçè áîãàòè èäèîòè ìîæå äà íå îöåíÿâàò êîëêî äîáðå ãî èìàò, 229 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,013 íî íèå ãî îöåíÿâàìå. 230 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:02,481 È ùå ñå çàáàâëÿâàìå. 231 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,652 Èìàòå ëè ìàñàæèñò çà ïî-åäðèÿ ìúæ? 232 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,759 Áèõ èñêàë ñêðàá çà òÿëî ñ ãðàäèíñêè ÷àé, 233 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,494 ìàñêà çà êðàêà ñ ìîðñêè âîäîðàñëè, 234 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,795 ìàñêà çà ëèöå ñ òèêâà, 235 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,063 ìàñêà çà êîñà ñ êåäðîâî ìàñëî, 236 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,399 è êàëíà âàíà çà ïðåìàõâàíå íà òîêñèíèòå. 237 00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,934 Ñúùîòî. 238 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,610 Ñâúðøèõìå. 239 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,147 Íàé-íàêðàÿ ìîãà äà ñå îòïóñíà. 240 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,484 Íÿêîé òóê ùå óìðå. 241 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,153 Êîé ùå áúäå? 242 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,021 Îòðîâåíàòà êðàëèöà? 243 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,158 Ñòðàäàùèÿò ëþáîâíèê? 244 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,795 Èëè å Îáåñåíàòà áóëêà? 245 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:52,298 Âíèìàâàé. - Âíèìàâàé? 246 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,567 Äàëè å êðèçà íà ñúùåñòâóâàíå, "âíèìàâàé?" 247 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,503 Èëè å ðàçâàëåíà ÿé÷åíà ñàëàòà, "âíèìàâàé"? 248 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,511 Íå ñå òðåâîæè. 249 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,308 Òåçè õîòåëñêè ãàäàòåëè âèíàãè ñà ôàëøèâè. 250 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,677 Ìàìî, èìàìå íóæäà îò òåá â êóõíÿòà... 251 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,880 Òî÷íî êàêòî ïðåäâèäèõ. 252 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,617 Ñòðàõóâàì ñå, ÷å èìà íåùî, êîåòî òðÿáâà äà òè êàæà. 253 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,952 Íåùî ëîøî. 254 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,355 Çâó÷è ñÿêàø ùå ìè òðÿáâà åäèí ìàêàðóí. 255 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,623 Ïî-äîáðå âçåìè öÿëàòà ÷èíèÿ. 256 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:22,629 Ìèñëÿ, ÷å ñè æåíåí çà ïñèõîïàò-óáèåö. 257 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,896 Ñîöèîïàò. 258 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:26,832 Êàêâî? Òîâà å ëóäîñò. 259 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,901 Áîá ñå îæåíè çà ìîÿòà ñåñòðà çàðàäè ïàðèòå ?, 260 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,404 à òÿ èìàøå ìíîãî ïî-ìàëêî îò òåá. 261 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,206 Àìè, àç èìàì íåïîêëàòèì ïðåäáðà÷åí äîãîâîð. 262 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:37,076 Àêî ñå ðàçâåäåì, Áîá íÿìà äà ïîëó÷è íèêàêâè ïàðè. 263 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,310 Îñâåí àêî íå ìå óáèÿò. 264 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,746 Íî òîé ìè êàçà, ÷å òîâà å ïðîñòî ñòàíäàðòåí åçèê. 265 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,550 Óáèé ÿ íåæíî 266 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,286 Ñ äóìèòå ìè 267 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:50,490 Ñëîæåòå êðàé íà öåëèÿ ? æèâîò ñ íîæà ìè 268 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:55,027 Çàäóøåòå ÿ íåæíî ñ âúæå... 269 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,562 À ñåãà, çà ìîÿòà ñëåäâàùà ìîëáà, 270 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,232 Èñêàì äà ïîìîëÿ îõðàíàòà äà ñå îáàäè íà äâàìà íàòðàïíèöè äà åëèìèíèðàì 271 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:03,169 êîèòî, íåñëó÷àéíî, íå ñïàçèõà äóìàòà ñè êúì ìåí. 272 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,338 Âñå îùå ëè ñè òóê?! 273 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,606 Îõðàíà! 274 00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:19,652 Õâúðëè ìè ñîñ çà ñïàãåòè â î÷èòå! 275 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,622 Òîâà å ïî-äîáðå. 276 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,032 Åòî ÿ îòíîâî. 277 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,034 Íÿìà ëè åäèí õîòåëñêè ìåíèäæúð íåùî ïî-äîáðî çà ïðàâåíå? 278 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,904 Òðÿáâà äà çàùèòÿ ìàðêàòà! 279 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,739 Ìàðêàòà! 280 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,374 Ìàðäæ, íàïðàâè òîâà, êîåòî ïðàâÿ àç. 281 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,650 Ïî äÿâîëèòå, Áúðíèñ, èñêàø ëè äà íàïóñíåø òîçè êóðîðò â ÷óâàë çà òðóïîâå? 282 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:55,221 Åäèíñòâåíàòà òðóäíîñò ùå áúäå äà ÿ êà÷èì äî âúðõà íà ñêàëàòà. 283 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,159 Àêî êó÷åòàòà ñêîðî íå âêóñÿò êðúâ, ñòðàõóâàì ñå, ÷å ùå ïîëóäåÿò. 284 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:06,066 Òîçè êóðîðò å ïúëåí ñ ïñèõîïàòè, óáèéöè è ëåêè íåâðîòèöè! 285 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,333 Êðàêúò ìå áîëè... 286 00:16:08,122 --> 00:16:09,201 âèíàãè, êîãàòî èìà ìúãëà. 287 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:11,036 Î, Áîæå ìîé, Ìàðäæ. 288 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,139 Òîâà å íàé-ëîøîòî îò âñè÷êè! 289 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:17,876 Êîé íÿêîãà å èñêàë äà îòèäå íà ïî÷èâêà òóê è äà ïå÷åëè ïàðè åäíîâðåìåííî? 290 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,462 Ïðîäàäîõòå íè áåçïîëåçåí òàéìøåð! 291 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,464 Ùå òðÿáâà äà óòî÷íèòå òîâà. 292 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,733 Ïîìíèø ëè òîâà? 293 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,702 Ãîñïîæî, çíàåø ëè íà êîëêî áðåìåííè æåíè ñúì èçíåâåðèë? 294 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,238 Òîâà áåáå å íà äåñåò ãîäèíè ñåãà. 295 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,774 Î, äà, íèêîãà íÿìà äà çàáðàâÿ òîâà äóïå. 296 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,844 Ñèãóðíî ñè íàòðóïàë ìíîãî äúëãîâå. 297 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,580 Âèæòå, âå÷å íå ñúì â òîçè áèçíåñ, ÿñíî? 298 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,383 Ñåãà îñâîáîæäàâàì õîðàòà îò èçìàìàòà ñ òàéìøåð. 299 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,351 È òîâà èçìàìà ëè å? 300 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,186 Äà. Ìíîãî ïî-èçãîäíî. 301 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,256 Ùå íàïðàâÿ íåùî, êîåòî òðÿáâàøå äà íàïðàâÿ òîãàâà. 302 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,493 Òðÿáâà ìè òîâà çà çëî! 303 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:11,096 Íàèñòèíà èìàòå ìíîãî ëîøà êàðìà, ãîñïîäèíå. 304 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,365 Àç èìàì ëîøà êàðìà. 305 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,168 Òîëêîâà ìå å ñòðàõ! 306 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,571 Ìîëÿ âè, íå ìå íàðàíÿâàéòå, èíäóèñòêè áîãîâå! 307 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,708 Íå ñå ïðàâè íà óìíèê. 308 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:26,112 Àêî íàïðàâèø íåùî ëîøî, òî âèíàãè ùå ñå âðúùà ñðåùó òåá. 309 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,580 Õâàíàõ òå! Íàõàëíèöè! 310 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,748 Íàõàëíèöè? - Òå ñà ïðåçðåíè. 311 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,185 Âèæäàë ñúì âè âñè÷êè íåùàñòíè â ðàÿ 312 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,187 è ïðèåìàòå âñè÷êî çà äàäåíîñò. 313 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,055 Ìîæå áè ñòå ïî-çàìîæíè, 314 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,392 íî íèå ñìå áîãàòè â òîâà, êîåòî íàèñòèíà èìà çíà÷åíèå. 315 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,595 Òî÷êè? - Âúçìîæíîñòòà äà îòèäåì íà ïî÷èâêà 316 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,198 è äà ñå çàáàâëÿâàìå, áåç äà ïðàâèì ïëàíîâå äà óáèâàìå ëþáèìèòå ñè õîðà! 317 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,503 À ñåãà, ãîñïîæî, ùå ñå íàñëàäÿ íà ãëåäêàòà! 318 00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,191 ÂÀÑÒÀÒÎÐ - ÏÀÐÀÇÈÒ - ÌÎÊÀÍÈÍ - ÁÅÇÏËÀÒÅÍ 319 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,648 Çíàåø ëè, ïðèÿòåëþ, ôåðèáîòúò íÿìà äà å òóê çà èçâåñòíî âðåìå. 320 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,417 Êàêâî ùå êàæåø çà ïîñëåäíî ïëóâàíå? 321 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,418 ÏÅÙÅÐÀ ÍÀ ÄÐßÌÊÀÒÀ 322 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,331 Èçìàìè ìå, Áåðíèñ. 323 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,465 Íî êðàé íà òîâà! 324 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,901 Èìà ñàìî åäèí íà÷èí äà ñå ñëîæè êðàé íà òîâà. 325 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,937 Î, íå! 326 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,242 Îáè÷àì òå, Áúðíèñ. 327 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,577 È íÿìà äà ñëåçåì äîëó, äîêàòî íå ñå èç÷èñòèø. 328 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,915 È íå è äîêàòî íå ðàçáåðà êàê, äà íàêàðàì òîçè áàëîí äà êàöíå îòíîâî. 329 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,321 Íå! Ñïðè! 330 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,456 Äîáðè äîáåðìàíè! 331 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,795 Ñëàâà Áîãó, ÷å ñè äîíåñîõ ðåçåðâíàòà êîñò. 332 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,802 Çà òåá, ëþáîâ ìîÿ. 333 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,577 Âñè÷êè òåçè òàéíè òåëåôîííè îáàæäàíèÿ áèõà, çà äà óðåäÿò òîâà? 334 00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:06,912 Êàòî âñè÷êè ñîöèîïàòè, 335 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,449 âñè÷êî, îò êîåòî íàèñòèíà ñå íóæäàåõ, áåøå ëþáîâòà íà äîáðà æåíà. 336 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,116 È ïðàâèëíîòî ëåêàðñòâî. 337 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,299 Ñåãà âñè÷êî, êîåòî èñêàì, å äà òå çàäóøà 338 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,787 ñ öåëóâêè 339 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,221 è äà òå ïîäïàëÿ 340 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,657 ñúñ ñòðàñò. 341 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,326 Ìîëÿ òå. 342 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,196 Òîé å ñúùî òîëêîâà äîáúð ñúïðóã, êîëêîòî ñúì è àç. 343 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,132 À ñåãà, ëþáîâ ìîÿ, ìîãà ëè äà òè èçïåÿ ñåðåíàäà 344 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,734 ñ áîæåñòâåíèÿ Ãèëáúðò è Ñúëèâàí? 345 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,713 Òàøà, çàùî? 346 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,382 Àç ñúì áèïîëÿðíà ñ áúðç öèêúë! 347 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,984 Î, íå, Áîá, êàêâî íàïðàâèõ? 348 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,259 Áîá. - Ìåë. 349 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,460 Êàæè íà Êðúñòè. 350 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,529 Òðèìàòà òðÿáâà äà îáÿäâàìå íÿêîé ïúò. 351 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,730 Äà, íî íå òàçè ñåäìèöà. Ïðàâÿ ïðî÷èñòâàíå. 352 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:02,135 ×åðâàòà òè ùå òè áëàãîäàðÿò. 353 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,037 Ìèñëÿ, ÷å âñè÷êè ñà äîáðå! 354 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,974 Îñâåí Òðóïà. 355 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,012 Àêóëà. 356 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,951 Òîâà å ïðîñòî åäíà ñëàäêà ìàëêà âèäðà. 357 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,229 ÒèìÏðîäàâà÷úò íà eShare, êîéòî ñå ïðåâúðíà â ïåíñèîíèðàí ìîøåíèê 358 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,864 Íèê Êàëàõàí å ìúðòúâ, 359 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,768 îñòàâÿéêè ñëåä ñåáå ñè ñúñòîÿíèå íà ñòîéíîñò 80 ìèëèàðäà òî÷êè. 360 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,303 Äðóãè íîâèíè... 361 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,905 Ìîÿò ÷àé! 362 00:20:56,622 --> 00:21:00,993 Çà ïîðåäåí ïúò âèäÿõìå áîãàòè õîðà äà ñå äúðæàò îòâðàòèòåëíî 363 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,597 È äà ñå ÷óâñòâàò ïî-äîáðå â êîæàòà ñè 364 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:08,634 Êàòî „Îñòðîâúò íà ôàíòàçèèòå“ è „Ñòúêëåí ëóê“ 365 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,637 È äîðè „Ïîâåëèòåëÿò íà ìóõèòå“ 366 00:21:12,305 --> 00:22:12,591 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm