"Man with a Plan" Adam and Andi See Other People

1 00:00:00,918 --> 00:00:02,002 MAN WITH A PLAN #413 "Adam and Andi See Other People" Closed Captioned 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,004 (sighs) Do you know what today is? 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 4 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,307 Of course I do. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:18,602 But you're so pretty when you say it, so you say it. 6 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:21,104 No, it's just Friday, 7 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,191 or, as I like to call it, "Fri-yay." 8 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,193 So what do you say 9 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:29,446 we live it up and try that new restaurant, Jalapeño Kevin's? 10 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,948 Ooh, I've been wanting to go there 11 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,408 because the name sounds exotic, but it has "Kevin" in it, 12 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,160 so I know it won't be too spicy. 13 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,914 Yeah. Yeah, remember how much we like Hong Kong Dave's? 14 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:41,500 Mm, yeah. Ugh, but we can't. 15 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,377 We have date night with Don and Marcy. 16 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,087 Oh, yeah, they won't try a new place. 17 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,964 They always just want to go to Mick's. Yeah. 18 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,840 Every week, it's the same: order burgers, 19 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,384 then Marcy sends hers back 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,220 because it's too well done or not well done enough. 21 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,013 It's never just right. 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,556 She's the Goldilocks of burgers. 23 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,771 Look, you know I love 24 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,440 Don and Marcy, but, you know, we're kind of in a rut. 25 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,485 Hey, what if we say one of the kids is sick and we cancel, 26 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,988 and then we go to Jalapeño Kevin's? 27 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,157 Honey, we can't do that. 28 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,368 He's my brother. We love them. I know. 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,789 I said we loved them before you said we loved them. 30 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,084 It's just-- I don't know. 31 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,878 We've all been together a long time. 32 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,131 Yeah. It's like a marriage. 33 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,384 (chuckles) 34 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,845 But not this marriage. No, no, no. 35 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,805 Every moment with you is a gift. 36 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,265 Uh-huh. 37 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,686 Anybody want a snack? What do you got? 38 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,646 Pocket bacon. 39 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,192 What kind of bacon? 40 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,903 He carries bacon everywhere in case of emergencies. 41 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,449 My car runs into a snow bank, 42 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,452 I can last a week with just the bacon I have on me. 43 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:04,249 He's also been tackled by dogs four times. 44 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,836 Thanks for explaining, but I was never seriously considering it. 45 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,839 I've got to head out anyway. 46 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,299 Oh, hot date? 47 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,842 Yup. She's a mobile cat groomer. 48 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:16,136 I met her in the Band-Aid aisle at the drugstore. 49 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,143 Boy, I am glad I got married 50 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,896 before I hit the cat groomer phase of being single. 51 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,982 Hey, don't forget we have couples dinner tonight. 52 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,525 How could I forget? 53 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,277 We do couples dinner at Mick's almost every week. 54 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,864 How about, next week, instead of dinner at Mick's... 55 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,657 Yeah? ...we do dinner at Mick's, 56 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,869 followed by a jug band concert? 57 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:44,289 Is it just jugs? 58 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,791 It's a whole band. 59 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,877 There's washboards, banjos, spoons. 60 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,506 So any instrument a Muppet would play? 61 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,258 That's a pass. 62 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,095 Okay, but this is your only chance to yell "Nice jugs" 63 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,513 without getting in trouble. 64 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,268 Stop what you're doing. I got great news. 65 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,270 Don just called and canceled dinner. 66 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,523 Marcy sprained her ankle! (gasps) 67 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,400 Yay! 68 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:15,362 I mean, oh, sad for Marcy, but now it really is Fri-yay. 69 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,031 Yeah. Don said she has to stay home and ice it. 70 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,366 Well, then I think 71 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:22,786 tonight is all about you, me and Jalapeño Kevin. 72 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,996 (laughs) 73 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,082 The only threesome I will ever agree to. 74 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,794 Eh, we'll talk after a couple margaritas. 75 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,799 This place is great. My drink is blue! 76 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,300 It's a blu-garita, Adam! 77 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,385 (laughs) 78 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,763 And it has a gummy jalapeño in it. 79 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,599 Because it's Jalapeño Kevin's. 80 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,893 They got their thinking caps on in the head office. 81 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,812 (laughter) 82 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,313 (stammers) 83 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,773 What's Don doing here? 84 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,067 He's supposed to be home taking care of Marcy. 85 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,987 Maybe he came to pick up food for her and ran into friends. 86 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:57,988 Oh, that makes sense. 87 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,406 He said she couldn't even get out of bed. 88 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,575 Aw. Wait, there's Marcy. 89 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,742 Olé! 90 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,625 That better mean "ouch" in Spanish. 91 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,254 ♪ ♪ 92 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,523 I can't believe they ditched us! 93 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,276 After we didn't ditch them. 94 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:39,279 You know why? Because we're good people. 95 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,697 It's our worst quality. 96 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,743 Why didn't you let me go over there and say something? 97 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,328 'Cause I didn't want you to make a scene. 98 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,662 You were so mad your lips got blue. 99 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,958 That was from the blu-garita. 100 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,044 Oh. 101 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,587 But I am mad. 102 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,422 Don and Marcy cheated on us! 103 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:58,965 I know. 104 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,636 After we gave them the best years of our lives. 105 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,846 Yeah. And how do they repay us? 106 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,682 By olé-ing with some other couple. 107 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,937 So what do we do? 108 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,438 We're gonna do what I should've done 109 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,983 when my first boyfriend cheated on me: talk face to face. Oh. 110 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,569 You know, instead of just telling everybody he had crabs. 111 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,248 I learn something new about you every day. 112 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,249 (chuckles) 113 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,631 Hey, Don. 114 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:42,008 Still stuck at home with Marcy, huh? 115 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,176 Yeah. I haven't left the house. 116 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:47,097 Hey, remind me, how did you say Marcy hurt her ankle? 117 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,933 Oh, she was playing streetball with some neighborhood toughs. 118 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,312 We saw you guys at Jalapeño Kevin's. 119 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,648 Hmm, I'm not aware of that establishment. 120 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,733 We have evidence. 121 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,610 Yeah, we took a picture of you 122 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,279 eating the other half of those enchiladas. 123 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:03,488 Here it is, 124 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,116 you and Marcy with strangers. 125 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,201 And they don't look like a couple of ankle doctors. 126 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,203 Well, that's not us. 127 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,498 Wh... How could that possibly not be you? 128 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,500 Everyone in the world's got a look-alike. 129 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,794 It's weird that Marcy's and mine are together. 130 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,297 I guess we were meant to be. 131 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,132 Can you believe this? 132 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,925 We know you're lying. 133 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,886 You're right, he is lying. 134 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,389 We went out with another couple last night. 135 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,725 And it felt good. (chuckles) 136 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,397 We did things we haven't done in years. 137 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,565 We don't need the details 138 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,983 of your night out with the floozies. 139 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:40,984 ANDI: Yeah. 140 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,902 We couldn't care less about them. Hmm. 141 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,614 We don't care who they are or where they came from. 142 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,158 So who are they and where'd they come from? 143 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,784 Tina and Trevor. Yeah. 144 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,370 We call them "TNT" 'cause they're dynamite. 145 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,705 (laughs) 146 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:56,166 They sound stupid. 147 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,753 Look, the fact is this thing 148 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,296 hasn't been good for a while. 149 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,048 We're all just going through the motions. 150 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:06,176 Well, we feel the same way, but we didn't go behind your backs. 151 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,595 We just talked about it behind your backs. 152 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:13,058 If you feel the same way, I think it's time for a break. 153 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,185 Wait a minute, you're breaking up with us? 154 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,229 You're breaking up with us? 155 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,607 You? Us? 156 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,902 Unbelievable. 157 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,696 We are the best thing that ever happened to you. 158 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:30,325 Good luck with your new couple. 159 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,951 I heard they have crabs. (chuckles) 160 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,210 The only way to get over this is to get right back on the horse. 161 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,796 We need to get with a new couple as soon as possible. 162 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,131 They don't even have to be good-looking. 163 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,801 Yeah, what we need is a rebound couple, 164 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,095 a confidence booster. Mm-hmm. 165 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,055 Right, get with someone else. 166 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,099 That's what I did when I got dumped. 167 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,060 "Get with"? What does that mean? 168 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,437 Is that like "hook up"? What does "hook up" mean? 169 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,564 KATE: Listen, 170 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,441 there's a parent mixer for my class coming up. 171 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,818 You should go. 172 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,862 That's a great idea. 173 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,947 What? What? 174 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,782 Those things are full of people so lonely 175 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,409 they'll go to a parents mixer. 176 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,078 We're gonna clean up. 177 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,539 All right, let's get out there, 178 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,250 put our beer goggles on and see who we come home with. 179 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,549 I'm a little nervous. 180 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,342 Babe, we have no reason to be. 181 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,178 Don and Marcy don't know what they lost, okay? 182 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,431 We're Willy Wonka and these people just got golden tickets. 183 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,515 (chuckles) 184 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,933 But we don't know anybody here. 185 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,145 Well, I know that guy. His name's Bob. Hey, Bob! 186 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,896 I-I-I think his name is Jim. 187 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,023 Hey, Jim, you seen Bob? 188 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,526 You know, I think we might be a little rusty at this. 189 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,652 Come on. 190 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,946 This place is full of lonely couples. 191 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,156 It's a real meat market. 192 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,908 Okay, well, take a seat 193 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,910 and let's do a little window shopping. All right. 194 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,829 (sighs) 195 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,373 Hey. 196 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,208 How about those guys? 197 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,171 No, nope. Not talking to a guy who wears flip-flops after dark. 198 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,339 Let's keep looking. 199 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,676 (both gasping) 200 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,303 Adam! 201 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,055 I'm-I'm too strong. 202 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,848 S-Stick those back in there. 203 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,518 Welcome to our home. 204 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,604 Ah, I see you found our favorite chair. 205 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,190 It's their favorite chair, Adam. 206 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,108 Right, I can see why. (chuckles) 207 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,778 In fact, I think I might just sit in this thing all night, 208 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,363 maybe even until you go up to bed. (chuckles) 209 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,616 It was the last thing my grandfather made 210 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,117 before he passed away. 211 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,328 Dead grandpa's homemade chair, Adam. 212 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,372 Is that guy stealing your silverware? 213 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,340 My bad. He-He's just eating. 214 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,926 Nice to meet you. I'm Wally. 215 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,515 (sighs) 216 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,266 Adam. 217 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,064 I think your grandpa would want you to have this. 218 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,027 That was a long, quiet walk to the front door. 219 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,404 (chuckles softly) 220 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:17,325 Lot of pictures of that grandfather, too, I noticed. 221 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,662 You know what the worst part is? 222 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,664 I can't tell Don the story. 223 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,707 He hates antiques, he loves breaking things. 224 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,501 It's perfect for him. 225 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,796 Yeah, they would've thought it was funny. 226 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,714 And then we would've thought it was funny. 227 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,342 There's no substitute for best friends. Mm. 228 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,302 Although, these do help. 229 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,890 Oh, no, there's Don and Marcy! 230 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,268 With their trashy new couple. 231 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,729 Look how young they are-- what a cliché. 232 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,731 Hey, guys. I'd like you to meet our friends, 233 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,149 Tina and Trevor. Ah. 234 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,568 Hi. Nice to meet you. 235 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,236 It's funny they're your friends. 236 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,780 From far away, they look like your kids. 237 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,158 That's right-- too young. 238 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,703 Tina's a fitness instructor. 239 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,038 Poke her six pack, rock solid. 240 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,000 Nah, that's okay, I'm good. 241 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,587 Come on, go for it. 242 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,839 All right, I'll touch her. I don't want to be rude. 243 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,971 So, this must be really hard for you 244 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,015 because you're alone and we're not. 245 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,600 Oh, you think we're alone? 246 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,435 (chuckles): No, no. We are not alone. 247 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,020 Right, Adam? Right. 248 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,397 Yeah, we're meeting our new friends here, too. 249 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,150 You already met somebody? We just broke up. 250 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,819 That's what happens when you let 251 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,487 the best thing in your life go. Mm-hmm. 252 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,156 We're a catch, and we got caught. 253 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,158 Mm-hmm. 254 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,327 In fact, there they are. 255 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,745 Hey, guys. 256 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,246 Sorry we're late; we're just talking to this 257 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,999 super boring couple over here. (chuckles) 258 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,126 Well, enjoy your dinner. Make sure they give you 259 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,628 the crayons with your kids menu. 260 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,255 (both laugh) 261 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,673 Are we really doing this? 262 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,551 We have to. They're watching. 263 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,929 BOTH: Hi! 264 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,767 Do we know you? 265 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,435 Not yet. (chuckles) 266 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,187 Look, I-I know 267 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,648 this sounds crazy, but we saw you from across the room 268 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,275 and thought maybe we should be friends. 269 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,652 It's not crazy. 270 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778 We're Buddhists 271 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,363 and we believe 272 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,782 the universe brought you to us. 273 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,248 Uh-oh. 274 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,129 I'm Mason. 275 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,757 And this is my wife, Bessica. 276 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,342 I'm sorry, did you say Jessica? 277 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,802 No, Bessica. 278 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,220 I was born Jessica, 279 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,764 but there were so many, I changed it. 280 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,559 And I figured why not be the best Jessica? 281 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,019 Bessica. 282 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,772 Oh. 283 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,857 Sounds like a lot of paperwork for nothing. (chuckles) 284 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,026 Uh, I'm Adam and this is... 285 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,277 Bandi, yeah. 286 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,697 The best Andi. 287 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,532 Are you guys Buddhists, too? 288 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,492 (both laugh) 289 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,329 What are they talking about? 290 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,832 Looks like they're talking about... 291 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,709 nudists. 292 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,003 Adam and I always wanted to meet nudists. 293 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,464 We have so many questions, like: If you're talking to a nudist, 294 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,383 and you're sitting down and he's standing up, 295 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,552 what are you talking to? 296 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,721 So... 297 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,264 what do you guys do on the weekends? 298 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,890 Oh, we watch a lot of cooking shows. 299 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,018 Mm-hmm, but they're all the same, so I was thinking, 300 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,520 what about a show where you can only cook what you kill? 301 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,148 It's called Cook What You Kill. 302 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,818 Sorry, we don't own a television. 303 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,778 We just like to talk to each other. 304 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,991 Well, call us in ten years, 305 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,409 tell us how that's going. (chuckles) 306 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,122 So, you guys are Buddhists, huh? 307 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,374 What's the shortest way to explain that? 308 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,960 Well, it's about 309 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,129 everything and nothing. 310 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,048 Huh. 311 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:02,592 Jump in anytime here, Bandi. 312 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,719 Okay, uh, well... 313 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,346 how does it affect your life? 314 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,557 For one thing, we don't eat meat. 315 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,894 Yeah, but bacon's cool, right? 316 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,230 And we're enlightened, so we don't feel anger. 317 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,858 What if someone cuts you off in traffic? 318 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,693 We have compassion for them. 319 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,029 I have to be honest, you saying that 320 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,947 makes me feel a little angry. 321 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,575 You have to learn to look at things 322 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,994 through your third eye. 323 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,626 You mean my butt? 324 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,923 And we had to sit there for three hours 325 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:44,175 because we couldn't leave before Don and Marcy. 326 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,094 It was a Mexican restaurant standoff. 327 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,470 (chuckles): Yeah. 328 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,600 But on the way home, we realized we already love you. 329 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,602 And since you're dating the cat groomer, 330 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,479 the four of us could be couple friends. 331 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,939 Oh, that's over. 332 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,941 I thought she took my breath away, but it turns out 333 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,609 I'm deathly allergic to cats. 334 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,364 I found out in the ambulance. 335 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,408 Well, if Lowell's out, 336 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,202 that means we're gonna be alone forever. 337 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,537 That's not true. 338 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,163 You just have to visualize what you want, 339 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,414 and go out and get it. 340 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,833 Who's your dream couple? 341 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,086 I don't know. Just someone more like us. 342 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,046 Bacon eaters. 343 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,924 People who think it's funny 344 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,884 when we break old chairs. Yeah. 345 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,804 People who, when you meet them, 346 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,848 you feel like you already know them. 347 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,600 So you're looking for bacon lovers 348 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,727 that laugh at other people's misfortunes, 349 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,688 who you already know. 350 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,690 BOTH: Yeah. 351 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,609 That's Don and Marcy. 352 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,696 What? 353 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,490 Don carries pocket bacon. 354 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,536 And every winter, Marcy hoses down her front walk 355 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,413 so people slip on the ice. Oh, yeah. 356 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,543 You're looking for them. 357 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:04,297 Oh, my God, we are. 358 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,842 Yeah, and they were right in front of us this whole time. 359 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,386 Maybe we were in a rut because we stopped 360 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,805 noticing what was so great about them. 361 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,975 Guys, this is like the plot of every romantic comedy. 362 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,436 I wouldn't be surprised if you opened that door 363 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730 and they were standing there holding 364 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,149 a boombox over their heads. 365 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,113 Well, it was worth a shot. 366 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,035 I want our friends back. How do we get them back? 367 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:37,538 Well, uh, in the movies, uh, you need a grand gesture. 368 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,749 Like in The Notebook, Ryan Gosling 369 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,711 wrote Rachel McAdams a letter every day for a year. 370 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,838 We don't have that kind of time! 371 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,507 Ooh. 372 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,343 But I do have an idea. 373 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,385 Come on, come on. 374 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,386 (gasps) 375 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,846 Yes, go to them. 376 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,556 I'm crying because of the cat allergy, 377 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,558 not because of this! 378 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,312 MARCY: So now 379 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,064 Adam and Andi have new couple friends 380 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,315 and we're alone again. 381 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,317 Well, what happened to the broad with the iron stomach? 382 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,195 She was gonna let me hit her with a board. 383 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,488 Nah, they're out. 384 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,781 They don't watch TV. 385 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:12,907 They talk to each other. 386 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:16,077 Sounds like they're in a cult. 387 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,913 So we were thinking maybe you could be our couple friends. 388 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,414 (clears throat) 389 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,543 That's a nice offer, son, 390 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,213 but your mother doesn't really care for Marcy. 391 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,383 I think what your father was trying to say is 392 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,718 we've been here 20 minutes 393 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,263 but it seems a lot longer. 394 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,306 Yeah, well, the clock's not ticking 395 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,433 any faster over here, Bev. 396 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,727 Well, we've insulted each other. 397 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,895 I think it's time to go. 398 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,482 Hey, Ma. 399 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,818 Oh, nice to see you, son who didn't marry Marcy. 400 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,821 What's her deal? 401 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,823 We stirred the pot, enjoy the stew. 402 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,827 What are you doing here? 403 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,495 Uh... 404 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,372 Listen, we know you're happy 405 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,374 with your new couple, but... 406 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,501 we went out there looking for something better, 407 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,837 and we couldn't find it. 408 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,132 Well... that means a lot. 409 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,343 And, to be honest, neither could we. 410 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:18,180 Also, Marcy didn't really hurt her ankle. 411 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,893 You guys are perfect for us. 412 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,854 I mean, I... 413 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,273 And I guess what I'm trying to say is, you know, 414 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,733 we're just a couple 415 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,110 standing in front of another couple... 416 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,778 asking them to love us. 417 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,033 What's that? What are we doing? 418 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,160 It's from Notting Hill. 419 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,621 Look... you're our best friends and-and... 420 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,750 we're sorry that we took you for granted. 421 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,294 We got lazy, too. 422 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,421 We could've said something instead of 423 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,256 going behind your back. 424 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,966 Well, you know what, we could all be 425 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,968 a little more honest with each other. 426 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,428 Like, you should've told us you wanted 427 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,847 to go to Jalapeño Kevin's. DON: Well, 428 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,432 we thought you didn't want to try anything new. 429 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,059 You made fun of the jug band. 430 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,145 You mean this jug band? 431 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,396 You got us tickets? 432 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,731 You remembered. 433 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,149 Yeah, it's a grand gesture to show you 434 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,734 how much you mean to us. 435 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,987 I got to tell you, that touches my heart. 436 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,990 Hey, you guys want to go to Mick's and get a burger? 437 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,034 Oh, that sounds great. 438 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,535 So, what's new with you guys? 439 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,995 Adam broke a dead guy's chair. 440 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,373 Sounds funny. Save it for dinner. 441 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,459 Oh, I can't wait to tell you my new idea for a cooking show. 442 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,211 Check it out-- you got to cook 443 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,754 what you kill. Ooh. 444 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,256 You should call it Cook What You Kill. 445 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,383 That's what I was thinking. 446 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,884 I'm so glad we're friends again. 447 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,927 We're gonna be a millionaires. 448 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,553 Whoa, "we"? Yeah. 449 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,846 What do you mean, "we"? It was my idea. Well... 450 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,098 No, it was my idea... 451 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,349 (continues indistinctly) 452 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,106 Okay, now, just remember the jug band isn't for us. 453 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,440 It's for our friends. 454 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,109 Right, we just want them to have a good time. 455 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,443 All right? Okay. 456 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,862 Hey. Hey. 457 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,825 (jug band playing) 458 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,285 (applause, cheering) 459 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,121 That was awesome! 460 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,123 Nice jugs! 461 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,715 Captioning sponsored by CBS 462 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,718 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 462 00:20:20,305 --> 00:21:20,845 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm