"Rick and Morty" Hot Rick

1 00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:07,140 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:08,943 This has been fun. 3 00:00:08,977 --> 00:00:11,546 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,681 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:15,048 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,149 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,185 Um, my family hosts 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,287 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,690 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:22,724 --> 00:00:24,458 Ugh. I know, I know, 11 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:25,960 you can't get close 12 00:00:25,994 --> 00:00:27,094 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago. 13 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,062 I know. This isn't that. 14 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,430 It's a barbecue with my parents. 15 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:32,332 You don't want to get any closer than this. 16 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,003 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored. 17 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,638 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one. 18 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:38,806 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,608 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:40,642 --> 00:00:44,044 The Omega device -- the, uh, thing evil me used 21 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,881 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:46,915 --> 00:00:49,049 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,251 Wait, why am I talking about this? 24 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,654 Are we having sex again? 25 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:54,054 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 26 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,790 Oh, the sex clothes. Alright! 27 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:59,126 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake:</i> <i>Celebrity Edition."</i> 28 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,795 <i>Do you need a knife,</i> <i>Mr. Stabby?</i> 29 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,497 <i>I brought my own.</i> 30 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,667 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 31 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,067 Hop off the sack, SB. 32 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,435 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 33 00:01:08,468 --> 00:01:10,038 before you were maybe even cloned. 34 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,338 Oh, relax. 35 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:12,941 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 36 00:01:12,974 --> 00:01:15,009 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 37 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:16,343 Okay, first off, you missed it. 38 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,879 It was a real baby, not a cake. 39 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,446 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 40 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,749 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 41 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:24,251 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long 42 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,787 as I can remember. 43 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,454 Excuse me? 44 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:29,557 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 45 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,659 And that time he invented PB and J. 46 00:01:31,693 --> 00:01:33,293 Rick's great. 47 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,596 What? 48 00:01:34,629 --> 00:01:37,264 What?! You guys don't remember this? 49 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:40,300 Ohh... I think I know what's going on. 50 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:44,038 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me. 51 00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,540 Ah, I knew it. 52 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,943 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 53 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:53,347 [ Electricity crackling ] 54 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,616 Unh! 55 00:01:54,649 --> 00:01:56,249 Push, sweetie, you can do this. [ Screams ] 56 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,519 He's so supportive. 57 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,487 How did we get <i>this</i> version of you? 58 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,757 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 59 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,225 He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine. 60 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,127 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 61 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,896 when we shuffled our brains last season. 62 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:10,598 BirdPerson remembers you as hot. 63 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:12,634 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 64 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,535 by invading all this family nostalgia. 65 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,804 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 66 00:02:16,838 --> 00:02:18,138 Cancer?! 67 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,774 He is a clever little bastard, though. 68 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,242 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 69 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,343 Anyways... [ Beeping ] 70 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,379 The miracle of life, man. 71 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:26,881 You guys are gonna crush this. 72 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,349 Ohh, shit! Ohh! 73 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,952 Even if I'm not around to help! 74 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:32,987 Jerry, take the wheel! Aah! 75 00:02:33,021 --> 00:02:35,723 I love spending time with you guys! 76 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:40,662 Aaaaaaah! 77 00:02:40,695 --> 00:02:42,130 [ Coughs ] 78 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,599 [ Groaning ] 79 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:47,367 Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out. 80 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,202 <i>You piece of shit.</i> <i>You marooned me!</i> 81 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,539 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 82 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,206 He likes me now. It's awful. 83 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,110 <i>Fuck you, man!</i> <i>You have a beautiful family!</i> 84 00:02:56,144 --> 00:02:57,712 Seriously. Calm down. 85 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,647 I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb, 86 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:02,449 high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 87 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,719 Enjoy eternity. <i>This place sucks!</i> 88 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:05,853 <i>Put me back.</i> 89 00:03:07,155 --> 00:03:09,791 So you didn't invent PB and J. 90 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,626 He's just a memory, Jerry. 91 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,828 Ohhhh. 92 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,429 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 93 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,364 What? What got reset? 94 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,366 Pretty amazing that you can just suck 95 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,435 out an intrusive memory like that. 96 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,771 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 97 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:25,272 especially Peter Casey. 98 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:28,509 That guy was way too into lizards. 99 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,148 Fuck you, old man! What? 100 00:03:34,182 --> 00:03:36,216 Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 101 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,418 You ain't got the juice! 102 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:46,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 103 00:03:51,766 --> 00:03:54,035 [ Whirs ] 104 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,970 [ Grunts ] 105 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,773 [ Sighs ] 106 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:02,476 He does seem kind of lonely. 107 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,078 Dad fucks all the time. 108 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:05,345 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 109 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,948 Less talking about Dad fucking. 110 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:08,248 Sorry. 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,556 [ Clattering ] 112 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,457 [ Sizzling ] 113 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,605 [ Whirring ] 114 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,706 Uhh! 115 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,513 [ Elevator bell dings ] 116 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:47,922 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ] 117 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,057 [ Alarm blares ] 118 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,226 [ Door beeps ] 119 00:04:52,260 --> 00:04:55,630 ♪♪ 120 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:56,496 [ Gunshots ] 121 00:04:56,531 --> 00:04:59,801 [ Breathes deeply ] 122 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:01,536 [ Gunshots ] 123 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:06,808 ♪♪ 124 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:12,079 ♪♪ 125 00:05:12,113 --> 00:05:13,648 [ Sighs ] 126 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,883 [ Beeps ] 127 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:18,820 <i>Confirm transfer?</i> 128 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,320 [ Alarm buzzes ] 129 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,434 [ Groaning ] 130 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,673 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 131 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,875 You did this to be more emotionally open. 132 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,375 Don't @ me." 133 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:46,113 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 134 00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:51,085 [ Yawns ] Dad? 135 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:57,892 [ Sproing! ] 136 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:01,295 Oh, shit! 137 00:06:01,329 --> 00:06:03,598 [ Electricity crackling ] 138 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,701 What are you doing? 139 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:09,369 Aah! 140 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,106 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast! 141 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,042 Oh, there you are. 142 00:06:15,076 --> 00:06:16,510 Where else would I be? 143 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,779 [ Doorbell rings ] 144 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,281 Hey, B.A. 145 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:22,917 You need a coffee? I could do with a tea. 146 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,018 Hi, Beth. 147 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,219 -Hi. -Hey. 148 00:06:25,253 --> 00:06:26,621 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 149 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,089 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 150 00:06:28,122 --> 00:06:29,624 Yeah, she is. Hi, BugAnne. 151 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:30,892 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 152 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:32,760 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 153 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,795 but then his pitch was just going to the thing 154 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,330 I invited him to. 155 00:06:36,364 --> 00:06:37,765 Not exactly typical dad behavior. 156 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,499 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 157 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,068 I took the memory of your mom out of my head. 158 00:06:41,102 --> 00:06:42,536 Now I'm more emotionally open. 159 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,906 What?! You took Mom out of your brain? 160 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:48,042 You took Mom out of your brain? Don't be weird. 161 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,877 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 162 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:51,979 I'm trying something new. It's working. 163 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,147 Hop off the sack. 164 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,715 I think it's nice... I think. 165 00:06:54,749 --> 00:06:56,416 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying 166 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,219 "hop off the sack"? 167 00:06:58,252 --> 00:06:59,854 [ Grunts ] 168 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,026 Dad? Oh. Hey, kiddo. 169 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,294 Where are you going? 170 00:07:06,327 --> 00:07:07,929 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. 171 00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:09,096 Don't wait up. 172 00:07:11,165 --> 00:07:13,234 Why -- Why are you leaving? 173 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,403 Work stuff. 174 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,571 [ Engine starts, revs ] 175 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,372 Aah! 176 00:07:18,406 --> 00:07:20,308 Beth! My daughter! 177 00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:21,943 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 178 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:23,678 I'm back now. 179 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,913 Your hair. It's -- Way cooler, right? 180 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:28,282 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 181 00:07:28,316 --> 00:07:30,384 Yay! Then we'll save your mother 182 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:33,054 from a secret underground memory prison. 183 00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:34,255 Y-Yay? 184 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,891 [ Crowd yelling ] 185 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,993 [ Crowd cheering ] 186 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:40,227 [ Both laughing ] 187 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:41,696 Rick. Thank God that's over. 188 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,698 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 189 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,866 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 190 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,769 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi. 191 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:50,604 Huge bitch. 192 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,707 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 193 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,208 I guess he was probably staring 194 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,810 for a long time before that, huh? 195 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,446 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 196 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,581 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 197 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,516 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 198 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,986 Mom, Dad, this is Rick. 199 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:08,055 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 200 00:08:08,089 --> 00:08:09,657 Ah ha. The monkeyman. 201 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,126 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 202 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,728 Such a violent culture. 203 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,163 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 204 00:08:16,197 --> 00:08:17,865 I have. Though BugAnne and I 205 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,834 have only been hooking up for a few months. 206 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,068 Both: What?! 207 00:08:21,102 --> 00:08:22,403 Why did you say that?! 208 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:24,772 I was opening up! 209 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,540 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 210 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,476 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 211 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,011 You're a genius, 212 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,746 and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 213 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:33,414 I took my wife out of my head! 214 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:34,849 I'm going through a lot! 215 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,585 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 216 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,553 or accepts defeat. 217 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,255 If you yield, 218 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,624 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 219 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,995 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 220 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:49,130 [ Gong sounds ] 221 00:08:49,163 --> 00:08:50,264 Begin! 222 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,499 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 223 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,968 Aah! Fight me, slut! 224 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:58,939 Aaah! 225 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,207 Your mom will be 226 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:01,675 in some kind of protected area. 227 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,377 We'll need special access. 228 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:05,514 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 229 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,614 She should have an access card we can use to -- 230 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,915 [ Safe opens ] 231 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,519 That was faster. Nice. Again. 232 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:12,521 [ Horn honks ] Diane: Honey, come on! 233 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,088 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 234 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,689 Quick, before you go. 235 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,558 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 236 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,660 I'm the only one who can save her. 237 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:22,263 This is how we stay a family. 238 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,131 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up 239 00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:25,366 is crafty and paranoid. 240 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,634 He's a real bastard. 241 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,402 Beth: But our family will trust me? 242 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:30,037 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 243 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:31,540 I won't act weird. 244 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,407 [ Grunting ] 245 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:35,376 You know, I'm worried about future mom. 246 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:38,012 But I love spending this father-daughter time together. 247 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:39,647 You've always been there for me. 248 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,049 And I always will be, sweetie. 249 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,718 Now, one more time... 250 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,556 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 251 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,024 I'm the only one who can save her. 252 00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:53,961 This is how we stay a family. 253 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:56,130 This is how we stay a family. 254 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:00,801 [ Door opens ] 255 00:10:00,835 --> 00:10:02,837 Oh, hey. What's up? 256 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,672 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad 257 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,207 dating someone, right? 258 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,309 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 259 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,010 I don't dislike any of it. 260 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,146 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 261 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,248 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 262 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,916 Ohh. Sorry, sweetie. 263 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,586 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about? 264 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,752 Your grandpa. 265 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,454 Oh, speaking of, 266 00:10:20,488 --> 00:10:22,189 are there specific parts of the subbasement 267 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,457 to keep important stuff? 268 00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:25,092 Why? Yeah. 269 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,727 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 270 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,531 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 271 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:31,566 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 272 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,167 Uh, yeah. 273 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,835 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff 274 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:36,437 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 275 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,839 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 276 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,407 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 277 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:41,709 Yeah Sure. 278 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,743 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing 279 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,478 "Cannonball Run," 280 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,946 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 281 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:55,356 ♪♪ 282 00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:57,324 ♪♪ 283 00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:58,692 [ Gasps ] 284 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:01,362 [ Gunshots ] 285 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,336 [ Rumbling ] 286 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,943 [ Hisses ] 287 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:26,987 ♪♪ 288 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:32,594 ♪♪ 289 00:11:32,627 --> 00:11:36,397 [ Moaning ] 290 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,600 [ Laughs ] 291 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,367 [ Both moaning ] 292 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:45,873 ♪♪ 293 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,742 I...remember you. 294 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,978 I remember you. 295 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,246 Let's go. 296 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,447 Hell yeah. 297 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,349 I like your new car. 298 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,817 Aah! 299 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,119 [ Door opens ] 300 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,955 What are you doing down here? 301 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,691 Nothing. I knew it didn't take this long 302 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,626 to go to the bathroom. 303 00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:05,893 And what did you mean when you said, 304 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,161 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? 305 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,697 Weird sentence. 306 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,964 Just something Dad said in our teens. 307 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,765 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 308 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,669 We're the same person with the same memories. 309 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:16,103 Does this have something to do 310 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,905 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 311 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,773 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 312 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,742 We can go check on him. Okay. 313 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,278 [ Thunk! ] 314 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,615 Is your skull metal? 315 00:12:26,648 --> 00:12:28,282 It is. 316 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,184 Oh, cool. 317 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,119 Yah! Hyah! 318 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,493 Just stop fighting me! 319 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:41,795 I can't! 320 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:46,233 This is how we stay a family! 321 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,402 [ Panting ] 322 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,905 [ Sighs ] 323 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,876 Um, Space...Beth? 324 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,445 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 325 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,317 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 326 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,818 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 327 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,621 and we're in her head right now. 328 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,623 We're together in her head right now. 329 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,157 But there's a special ant-farm brain 330 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,992 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 331 00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:14,194 [ Beeping ] Uh, what's wrong? 332 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,263 We should have been shunted over by now. 333 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:18,733 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 334 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,000 I'm gonna go see what's up. 335 00:13:20,034 --> 00:13:21,569 Don't touch anything! 336 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,944 [ Hanna Beth grunting ] 337 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,583 [ Gasps ] 338 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,854 Who are you? Um... 339 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,190 Oh, God. I'm your mom... 340 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:43,991 somehow. 341 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,426 You can't be my mom. 342 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,361 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 343 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,962 I was. 344 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,532 It's something to do with memories or something. 345 00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:52,933 You're too young. I'm a memory just like you. 346 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,169 And I think we're in real you's head. 347 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,470 I'm a memory? 348 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,372 I'm not real? 349 00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,808 It's all new to me, too. 350 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,175 I know. We came here in that pod. 351 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,343 What?! 352 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,411 Hey! 353 00:14:04,445 --> 00:14:05,879 Ugh! Diane. Rick! 354 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,181 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 355 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,817 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 356 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,284 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 357 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,219 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 358 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,588 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but -- 359 00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:15,189 Fuck. Fuck! 360 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,691 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 361 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,359 What? It does?! 362 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,361 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 363 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:22,564 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 364 00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:24,264 Shit! This -- This -- This is bad. 365 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,668 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 366 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,168 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i> 367 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:31,372 Brainwash her? To rescue <i>you!</i> 368 00:14:31,405 --> 00:14:32,841 Aw, our first fight. 369 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,241 [ Crowd cheering ] 370 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,514 This is what happens when you listen to people. 371 00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,716 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 372 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,250 you're not allowed to kill. 373 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,018 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 374 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,920 You didn't have to come! 375 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,790 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife 376 00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:50,391 out of your head! 377 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:51,726 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 378 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,026 [ Jak-Pu yells ] 379 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,798 Read the fucking room, dude. 380 00:14:56,831 --> 00:14:58,499 I am! 381 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,835 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 382 00:15:00,869 --> 00:15:03,137 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement. 383 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,472 Guess I'll just go undo it then. 384 00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:07,007 BugAnne: Rick! 385 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,845 Whoa! 386 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,246 Shit! 387 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,249 [ Tool whirs ] 388 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,351 Please work, please work, please work. 389 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,687 Ow! Thank God! 390 00:15:19,721 --> 00:15:21,355 Dad? Easy, slugger. 391 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,625 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 392 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:24,925 Why are you down here? 393 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,594 Where's Beth? 394 00:15:26,628 --> 00:15:28,128 And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 395 00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:31,198 And where's Memory Rick? 396 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,133 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 397 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,769 Jesus. 398 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,638 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough. 399 00:15:36,671 --> 00:15:38,972 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 400 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,842 We gotta find her. 401 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:41,975 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 402 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,243 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 403 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:45,479 Would I be here if it went well? 404 00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:48,315 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom. 405 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,950 This is how we stay a family. 406 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,486 This is how we stay a family! 407 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,188 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 408 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,223 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 409 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,560 we can get to talking with her in real time. Our family's not 410 00:15:58,593 --> 00:15:59,828 very normal, is it? 411 00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:01,529 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend 412 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:02,996 some time with them in our son-in-law's head. 413 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,431 And that didn't mess anything up? 414 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,701 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 415 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:10,170 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 416 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,207 [ Clicking ] 417 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,241 Dad? 418 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,342 Me? 419 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,946 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 420 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,214 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 421 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:23,551 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 422 00:16:23,585 --> 00:16:25,352 And so are you. 423 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,355 We've got to be close. 424 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,058 There! 425 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,560 [ Tires screech ] 426 00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:38,232 Damn. Good arm. 427 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,639 Almost there. Whoa! 428 00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:47,909 There you are, sweetie. 429 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:50,110 Hey, Dad. 430 00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:52,780 What's going on? 431 00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:55,950 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ] 432 00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:57,652 What are you Beths doing?! 433 00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,521 You'll scramble your own brain! 434 00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:02,991 I wonder where I got... the idea! 435 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,291 Sorry, memory daughter. 436 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,894 Oh, you think you can run? 437 00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,495 That you know my own mind better than me? 438 00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:12,734 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh... 439 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,201 I think I just killed Space Beth. 440 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,036 Get back here! Just drive, sweetie. 441 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,939 We're so proud of you, hon. 442 00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:26,781 ♪♪ 443 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,082 Now what?! I don't know! 444 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,885 This is as far as I planned. 445 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,119 I've never actually had to be a parent. 446 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,388 Should we go back? Rick hates me. 447 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,657 And he pulled you out of his head. 448 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,791 He'll just kill us. 449 00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,125 Well, if there's no way out, 450 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,561 should we just Thelma and Louise this? 451 00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:40,795 Both: Wait. What? 452 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:42,362 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 453 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,464 Honey, we'll be fine! I can't live without you. 454 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,667 Honey, please. 455 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,002 This is how we stay a family! 456 00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:49,704 Beth, no! Wait! 457 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:52,006 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 458 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,778 Aah! 459 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:04,184 [ Clunk! ] Beth, let us help you. 460 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,219 I won't let you take them from me. 461 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:09,156 They're not your real family! 462 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:13,260 Listen to me. 463 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,597 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you. 464 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:22,604 ♪♪ 465 00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:24,438 Oh! My head. 466 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,240 Oh, this -- this is how... 467 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,409 Ow. ...we stay... 468 00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,778 [ Groans ] 469 00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,916 Beth? 470 00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,350 I just want it to end. 471 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,019 Whoa, whoa! I just want it to end. 472 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,286 Whoa! Hey! 473 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,756 You see what you did?! 474 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:45,292 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 475 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,096 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 476 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,329 Rick! Diane! 477 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:50,765 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 478 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,166 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 479 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,435 I hear -- I hear so many voices. 480 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,005 I remember loving my dad 481 00:18:57,038 --> 00:18:58,673 and then hating my dad. 482 00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:01,843 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 483 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:03,276 I wasn't there for you, 484 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,113 and someone took advantage of that. 485 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,748 But I'm here now. 486 00:19:06,781 --> 00:19:08,315 Your real dad is here, Beth. 487 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,551 And he's more emotionally open. 488 00:19:10,585 --> 00:19:13,655 [ Sobbing ] 489 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,660 He seems nice. 490 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,662 Why didn't we get <i>that</i> version of Dad? 491 00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:23,363 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 492 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,298 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 493 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,802 [ Electricity powers down ] 494 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:32,106 I wish I could have known her -- Mom. 495 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,108 You did. She raised you. 496 00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:37,045 I know, but...I don't really remember. 497 00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,211 No one does. 498 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,180 Even I only had a scrap of her. 499 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,650 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 500 00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:43,885 I think. 501 00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,653 Memories aren't real, Beth. 502 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,655 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 503 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:50,424 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out, 504 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,027 she helped hijack my daughter. 505 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,494 Your real mom... 506 00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:58,132 loved you more than that. 507 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:00,467 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 508 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,971 [ Gasps ] 509 00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:07,041 So...it's over? 510 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,710 H-How you doing, sweetie? 511 00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:11,846 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 512 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:12,847 I'm fine, Jer. 513 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,981 Pretty impressive 514 00:20:14,015 --> 00:20:15,183 reset job. 515 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,684 What happened to Memory Rick? 516 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:18,485 Oh, uh... 517 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:21,354 he's gone. 518 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,158 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 519 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,392 He gaslit your mom! 520 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,227 Yeah, because he loved grandma. 521 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,597 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 522 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,398 He's a weird thought creature. 523 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,399 He was never alive! 524 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,235 Whatever! I'm gonna -- 525 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,337 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 526 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,640 That's still going on? [ Door slams ] 527 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:51,619 <i>Uh, thanks</i> <i>for not killing us.</i> 528 00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:53,121 Listen up, you little activist. 529 00:20:53,154 --> 00:20:54,689 This is as good as you're gonna get. 530 00:20:54,722 --> 00:20:56,691 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 531 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,760 You get within 100 light-years of my family 532 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:01,062 or try to build yourself a brain creature 533 00:21:01,095 --> 00:21:02,530 mech suit or whatever, 534 00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:04,699 your whole container thing explodes. 535 00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,399 <i>You got it, chief.</i> 536 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,102 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 537 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,504 where you're young forever and presumably 538 00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:12,106 always fucking drives me insane. 539 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,876 So I'm gonna mindblow myself and forget this ever happened. 540 00:21:14,909 --> 00:21:16,577 You're on your own. 541 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:18,780 <i>Thank you for keeping</i> <i>me alive this long, Rick.</i> 542 00:21:18,813 --> 00:21:19,981 Yeah. 543 00:21:20,014 --> 00:21:21,682 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 544 00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:29,624 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪ 545 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:32,392 ♪ Down ♪ 546 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:40,001 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪ 547 00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:41,636 [ Sighs ] 548 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:48,075 ♪ Don't look back ♪ 549 00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:50,545 ♪ Nothin' left to see ♪ 550 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:54,515 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 551 00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,652 ♪ If I let it go ♪ 552 00:21:57,685 --> 00:22:03,390 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 553 00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:06,928 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 554 00:22:06,961 --> 00:22:09,864 ♪ Just like that ♪ 555 00:22:09,897 --> 00:22:15,736 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 556 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:19,106 ♪ I can feel you, though ♪ 557 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:24,312 ♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪ 558 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,582 <i>Ooooo-weeee!</i> <i>Season eight. Huh?</i> 559 00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:30,785 <i>I liked when Jerry was</i> <i>the Easter Bunny.</i> 560 00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:32,485 <i>That was fun.</i> <i>Oh, and that...</i> 561 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,323 Who is he... Who's he talking to? 562 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,691 I could never tell. 563 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:39,093 But that data is irrefutable. 564 00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:41,128 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 565 00:22:41,162 --> 00:22:43,564 unlike any found in our whole reality. 566 00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:45,600 And you believe this traveler came here 567 00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:47,602 to replace your husband? 568 00:22:47,635 --> 00:22:51,172 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 569 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:53,174 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 570 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,209 You've been very brave, Amy. 571 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,612 What would you have us do with him? 572 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,884 Man: Did you get any of that? 572 00:23:03,305 --> 00:24:03,241 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm