"Witch Watch" We Got Trapped in a Death Game, But... / Long Long a Go Go

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,260 这里是什么地方? 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:16,770 快醒醒 4 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:19,100 老子已经吃不下了… 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,650 梦话的内容有够老套 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,940 这里是哪里啊 7 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,650 我们好像是在睡着的期间被带来这里的 8 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:28,240 我想不起来是什么时候睡着的了 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,740 话说这口罩是怎样啊,好恶心 10 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,570 四个人都被戴上这口罩了 11 00:00:32,570 --> 00:00:34,330 劝你们小心 12 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:38,200 硬是拿下来会引发爆炸 13 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,410 你说什么 14 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,290 什么人? 15 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,290 我的名字叫吉克萨克 16 00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:44,130 和我玩一场游戏吧 17 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,760 这该不会… 18 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,710 没错 19 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,260 奇怪的口罩 20 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:51,220 变声器发出的低沉声音 21 00:00:51,220 --> 00:00:53,470 和透过屏幕下达的指示 22 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:56,220 我们被迫参加死亡游戏了 23 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:29,320 别开玩笑了 24 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,690 为什么我们非做这种事不可？ 25 00:02:31,690 --> 00:02:34,570 我只是想玩场游戏而已 26 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,660 不过是要玩真的 27 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,870 为此才会挑选你们四个人 28 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,829 我已经将她掳为人质了 29 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,160 - 妮可 - 妮可小姐 30 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,670 大家对不起,我被抓了 31 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:48,750 我们现在在其他房间 32 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,420 如果你们违背我的命令 33 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:54,380 或是做出破坏建筑的行为 34 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:56,720 我就会引爆那些口罩 35 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,100 想当然,到时候她也会没命 36 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,600 我知道了 37 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,850 只要你保证会放妮可走 38 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,600 要玩游戏还是什么我都奉陪 39 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,400 真是干脆 40 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:13,610 你们将挑战的是我构想的游戏 41 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,860 "衔尾蛇" 42 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,280 衔尾蛇? 43 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,660 由吞食尾巴的蛇构成的圆环符号 44 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,370 进行中严禁私下交谈 45 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,829 游戏由我负责主持 46 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,660 你们是蛇 47 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:29,500 所以我会分别给予你们蛇神的名字 48 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,840 乙木守仁是"阿波菲斯" 49 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,550 风祭监志是"伊卢扬卡" 50 00:03:34,550 --> 00:03:36,720 真神圭护是"那伽" 51 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,640 雾生见晴是"培冬" 52 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,970 地上画有格子 53 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:44,100 等你们分别站上四个角落后游戏就开始 54 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:48,480 你们的手机已经安装了我写的骰子app 55 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,560 我能清楚掌握你们掷出的数字 56 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,900 游戏中将骰子(Dice)称为 具有邪恶之意的"拜斯(Vice)" 57 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,700 你们要从九种拜斯之中挑选一种扔掷 58 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,160 一般的"Normal拜斯" 59 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,830 只有偶数的"Even拜斯" 60 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,660 只有奇数的"Odd拜斯" 61 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:11,210 有三面是1,容易掷出1的"Ace拜斯" 62 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:14,670 同理,还有容易掷出2的"Deuce拜斯" 63 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,970 容易掷出3的"Trey拜斯" 64 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,760 容易掷出4的"Cater拜斯" 65 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,220 容易掷出5的"Cinq拜斯" 66 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,760 容易掷出6的"Sice拜斯" 67 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,890 一听见"Roll The Vice"的信号 68 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:29,480 你们就一起掷出拜斯 69 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,600 照掷出的点数移动 70 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:35,360 一边有9格,朝逆时针的方向前进 71 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,070 玩家一旦踏入了同一个格子 72 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,659 即表示蛇含住了蛇的尾巴 73 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:43,120 被含住的玩家就会出局 74 00:04:43,830 --> 00:04:48,040 这种四条蛇之间互相追逐,彼此互含的争斗 75 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,170 我想看有着深厚羁绊的 你们四人上演这样的场面 76 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,880 接着来说明格子吧 77 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,840 停在有十字符号的格子上表示"Coil Up" 78 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,130 休息一次 79 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:04,470 停在有三角符号的格子上表示"Reverse Snake" 80 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,850 前进的方向将会反过来 81 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:10,270 另有从第5格分出去的其他路线"Cross Bridge" 82 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:12,400 你们可以选择转弯 83 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,440 Cross Bridge可以经由中央的一格 84 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,610 共计花费两格… 85 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:18,650 又臭又长… 86 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:20,820 那么开始游戏吧 87 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,610 总觉得规则有很多破绽耶 88 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:24,910 禁止私下交谈 89 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,660 Roll The Vice 90 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:28,870 (阿波菲斯 5) 91 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,120 (伊卢扬卡 2) 92 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:33,370 (那伽 6) 93 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,500 (培冬 4) 94 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,380 老子下次休息一回合 95 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,760 监志下次休息一回合吗 96 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,970 话说这规则根本就没战术可言 97 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:48,010 容易掷出6的拜斯是唯一选择吧 98 00:05:48,470 --> 00:05:49,810 第二回合 99 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,350 Roll The Vice 100 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:52,980 掷出6了 101 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:55,020 (阿波菲斯 6) 102 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:59,070 1,2,3,4,5… 103 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,150 老子…被含掉了吗? 104 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:12,000 搞屁啊! 废到笑! 105 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,660 (被迫挑战死亡游戏却发现是款烂游戏) 才两回合就结束了啊 106 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,630 不,刚才那只是… 107 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:17,210 连续发生奇迹而已 108 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,130 不,这种状况很可能发生吧 109 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,380 规则太奇怪了啦 110 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,970 有够废,还什么衔尾蛇 111 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:24,680 明明就是欠嘴蛇吧 112 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,100 说明太冗长,多余的规则太多 113 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:29,350 游戏好不容易开始就马上被含掉 114 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:30,810 而且什么叫"含"啦 115 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,980 因为气氛一直很严肃所以都没讲 但老子受不了了 116 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,600 既然要我们挑战死亡游戏 117 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,270 就给老子弄个更有趣点的啦 118 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:41,150 现在怎么办? 你都绑架五个人了耶 119 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,990 刚才用低沉的声音说"和我玩一场游戏吧" 120 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:45,240 但老子受够了,这游戏玩不下去啦 121 00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,320 我说,奇克哈克先生 122 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,280 我叫吉克萨克 123 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:52,370 可以把规则改得更简单易懂一点吗? 124 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,000 可是… 125 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,159 没什么好可是的 126 00:06:55,159 --> 00:06:56,330 不但无聊得要死 127 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:58,380 我看这样大概也玩不起来 128 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,380 现在没必死要面子了吧? 129 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:01,500 不要这么呛 130 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,430 难得大家一起玩 我的意思是应该改得更有趣一点啊 131 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:08,680 交给你们了 132 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,390 你是用什么心情讲这句话的!? 133 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,390 就这样 134 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:14,020 重新检讨衔尾蛇的会议开始了 135 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,940 先将不需要的要素删掉吧 136 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,060 也好 137 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,360 根本不用蛇神的名字 138 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,480 骰子也只要一种就好了 139 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,520 不会吧!? 140 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,480 我希望废止Reverse Snake 141 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,400 那个也要!? 142 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:28,280 走顺时针和逆时针的蛇碰头并开始互含 143 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,830 就会变成两条蛇都是含对方头 这点我一直很在意 144 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:34,120 既然是衔尾蛇就应该要头含尾巴才对 145 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,870 固定下来的只有"含",也太好笑 146 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:41,380 只要前进的方向能始终保持一致 游戏流程就会变得单纯 147 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:44,670 蛇追逐尾巴的这项衔尾蛇的概念 也能变得明确 148 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,170 真专业 149 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:49,720 会重视这款游戏概念的大概也只有你了吧 150 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,640 我有点开始想哭了 151 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,560 然后 152 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,390 我想更改这个游戏最大的弱点 153 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:58,480 那就是追上同一格时就要含掉对方这点 154 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,810 刚才我掷出6 155 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:02,820 含掉了第5格的监志 156 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:06,440 我要把规格改成必须刚好掷出5才能含掉对方 157 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,570 好主意 158 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,200 多出来的点数就直接改成越过吧 159 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,490 这样一来原本是追逐者的蛇立场就会改变 160 00:08:13,490 --> 00:08:14,870 变成被追的一方 161 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,290 然后 162 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,670 那么 163 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,040 我现在发表衔尾蛇的新规则 164 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,710 主旨完全走样了… 165 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,590 首先 166 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:27,970 玩家用硬币当棋子 167 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,760 变成桌游了! 168 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,090 骰子只有一种,采轮流制 169 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,299 追加如果停在角落格 170 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:36,809 可以选择是否要移动到对角的传送规则 171 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:38,730 都给你讲就好了吧 172 00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:40,650 然后当蛇含住了蛇 173 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,770 就像这样把硬币叠在一起 174 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:44,070 变成双头蛇 175 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,690 这什么超带感进化!? 176 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:48,440 双头蛇的移动量是掷出点数的两倍 177 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,610 三头就是三倍 178 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:51,240 威力升级啦! 179 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,780 有了这项规则 180 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:55,620 即使盘面的玩家数量减少也不会陷入胶着 181 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,950 让游戏的进行能兼顾速度感和刺激感 182 00:08:57,950 --> 00:09:00,080 我就知道你们有办法 183 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,870 那就来实际玩试看看吧 184 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,080 是啊,来玩吧 185 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:03,960 Roll The Vice 186 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,550 不用打那个超尬的信号了 187 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:06,460 超尬? 188 00:09:07,460 --> 00:09:08,380 话说回来 189 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,260 我们为什么会做这种事啊 190 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:12,130 这个嘛…我记得 191 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:14,180 是妮可小姐被绑架… 192 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,390 奇怪? 妮可小姐!? 193 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,770 妮可也忍不住想一起玩了 194 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,730 到底是怎么回事 195 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:22,560 这表示妮可也和他是一伙的 196 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,610 懂得用魔法的人会乖乖被一条绳子绑住 197 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:27,690 本来就很奇怪了吧 198 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,200 独自一人让四个男人睡着并加以移动 199 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,950 除了用魔法还有其他办法吗? 200 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,910 原来你早就注意到了吗 201 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:37,540 对不起骗了你们 202 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,830 因为他拜托我帮忙 203 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,080 拜托你帮忙? 是谁啊? 204 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,380 今天不是有个人都没出声吗? 205 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,920 这家伙谁啊!? 206 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,470 他是我用"分身之术"的魔法做的 207 00:09:53,470 --> 00:09:55,140 圭护的分身 208 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:56,050 分身? 209 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,810 那这么说来本尊… 210 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,310 是你啊! 211 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,020 对不起骗了你们 212 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:01,980 因为我想爆红 213 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:05,810 所以拍了 "实际试着玩了一下死亡游戏"的视频 214 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:08,690 仔细一看到处都有隐藏的摄影机 215 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,530 企划本身是很有趣 216 00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:13,530 但游戏无聊得要死 怎么可能会爆红啊 217 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,740 就叫你不要这么呛了 218 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,450 我是不是没有才能啊 219 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,370 在你做出蚱蜢玩滑溜相扑的游戏时 就该注意到这点了吧 220 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,540 不过视频还满红的 221 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,000 (主办死亡游戏结果被狂改规则) 222 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:42,020 风祭是天狗的后裔 223 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,140 真神是狼人 224 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,940 家里还有吸血鬼 225 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,060 简直就像是鬼屋呢 226 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,440 (LONG LONG A GO GO) 常有人这么说 227 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:52,570 似乎有部分学生知道你们的真面目 228 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:54,240 那你们在学校过得如何? 229 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,820 我们是有告诉交情好的朋友 230 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:58,780 大家的态度也都一如往常吧 231 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:00,910 因为妮可是魔女的事实太震撼 232 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,580 大家也早就见怪不怪了 233 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:05,710 每个人都一副 "那有天狗也很正常吧"的反应 234 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,080 我明白了 235 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,380 如果有什么事就来找我商量吧 236 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,590 就这样 237 00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,590 面谈这样就结束了? 238 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,420 对 239 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,340 替我写上结束的签名 240 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:17,840 铅笔好短哦 241 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,760 我给你另一枝吧 242 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760 没关系啦 243 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,060 我变魔法给会长看一下 244 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:25,230 "变长长" 245 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,560 奇怪? 246 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,070 我才刚学会这个魔法,失败了 247 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:34,400 本来是想把铅笔变长的 248 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,700 不需要为这种事使用魔法 249 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,490 妮可,结束了吗? 250 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:41,620 MOI 251 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,750 我和伽罗她们一起回家 你们可以不用护卫了 252 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,120 今天要不要去哪里逛逛 253 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,500 要去哪里? 254 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,000 其实我想跟你们谈一件事 255 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,220 有部分教师认为 256 00:11:57,220 --> 00:12:01,430 应该将你们四人纳入特别监视对象 257 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,390 特别监视对象? 258 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,770 就是将你们登录为危险学生 259 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,640 要求你们彻底尽好报告之义务的提案 260 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:10,150 请等一下 261 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,690 危险是什么意思? 我们明明… 262 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,020 我知道 263 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,150 但是 264 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,110 若月的魔法引发过诸多骚动 265 00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,990 而且虽说是其他人格 266 00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,450 但真神也是学生洗脑骚动的主犯吧? 267 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:27,000 希望你们理解老师为何对你们抱有戒心 268 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,670 这次的事会等我的调查结果出炉后再做决定 269 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,330 任何骚动 270 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:36,210 尤其是魔法引发的问题 都请你们务必要极力避免 271 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,170 是 272 00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,550 是~~ 273 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,930 这…这是怎么回事 274 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,350 奇怪? 视角怎么… 275 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,930 老子长高了吗 276 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,060 脖子啦,脖子 277 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,190 你的脖子变长了 278 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,730 你的指甲也是 279 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:51,900 真的耶 280 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,110 我的指甲变长了 281 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,110 这到底是怎么回事 282 00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,110 头发突然变长了!? 283 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,030 这是魔法造成的现象吧 284 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,120 也就是说… 285 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,410 会长是右手变长 286 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,250 刚才妮可使用的"变长长" 287 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,500 是类似"变大大"的魔法 288 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,580 若是从指尖施放的话 289 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,880 就会对物体的一部分造成效果 290 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,130 恐怕是她拇指张得不够开 291 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,920 才让魔法变成从四只手指施放 292 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,430 会过了一段时间才产生效果 293 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:24,220 应该是魔法不够纯熟的关系 294 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,890 你的推理能力果然厉害,乙木 295 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,270 因为我是过来人 296 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,020 不过呢,我刚才想说的 297 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,980 是希望你们别因为魔法引发骚动 298 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,190 这点我们真的很抱歉 299 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:39,860 万一被老师看见你们这样就糟了 300 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,740 要怎么做才能恢复原状? 301 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,990 我记得对施法部位用同样的魔法 就能变回来了 302 00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,790 但我们不能就这样移动 303 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,750 得下点功夫好让我们外表变得普通一点 304 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,210 你干嘛摆这个姿势啊 305 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,210 我手不摆这样会很危险啦 306 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,420 守仁看起来很像以恐怖为主题的视觉系乐团咖 307 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,630 说他是崇拜巴洛克的少年说不定瞒得过去 308 00:14:02,010 --> 00:14:04,720 圭护不管怎么掰外表都不像是人类啊 309 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,970 就当他是长那样的生物就好了吧 310 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:08,760 是哪样的生物啦 311 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:11,100 问题在于脖子长和手长的两人 312 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,770 这完全就是妖怪了吧 313 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:16,310 变长的部位好像变得无视关节了 314 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,150 对啊,软趴趴的 315 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,150 既然这样 316 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:20,940 可以像这样卷起来 317 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:22,320 感觉不错耶 318 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,530 哪里不错了啊,脖子变超粗的 319 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,620 可是职业摔角界就有人长这样啊 320 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,870 老子又不是当职业摔角手的体型 321 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,290 身体瘦巴巴 只有脖子粗粗的不是很奇怪吗? 322 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,790 而且还有奇怪的横线 323 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,210 当成是下垂的脂肪就好了吧 324 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,250 荒野女巫也是像那样吧 325 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:41,840 职业摔跤手的设定跑到哪去了 326 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:44,380 这些都只是小问题 327 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,010 现在最大的问题 328 00:14:48,010 --> 00:14:49,140 是手啊… 329 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:51,220 为什么你语气这么无奈 330 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,430 那么我想想…这样吧 331 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,270 请试着将手卷在身体上 332 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,850 我知道了 333 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:00,820 好像有点困难 334 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,480 把手放开帽子啦 335 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,740 手干嘛一直粘在帽子上啦 336 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,240 有够莫名其妙 337 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,240 不 338 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,910 这只是一种个人坚持的表现罢了 339 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,790 现在不需要那种坚持吧 340 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,330 那我就把帽子拿下来吧 341 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,080 这部分就没有坚持了吗 342 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,290 然后将手缠绕在身体上 343 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,290 变得像肩带一样了 344 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:22,050 没有想象中那么突兀耶 345 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:24,260 你们的判断是不是越来越随便了 346 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,550 干脆直接当成是肩带就好了吧 347 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:28,800 (我是学生会长) 348 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,430 别闹了 349 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:32,140 不错哦,很像是学生会长 350 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,810 我就是学生会长啦 351 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:38,100 天底下有哪个学生会长 会挂着"我是学生会长"的肩带啊 352 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,150 不过手显得有点短呢 353 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,610 多少会有些突兀 354 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:43,940 但现在也管不着了 355 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,490 把手放掉啦! 356 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,820 根本就是歪脖子去配合帽子吧 357 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,990 这样才真的显得很突兀啊 358 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,160 里面在吵什么 359 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,490 糟糕,是老师 360 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:54,450 怎么办 361 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,370 只好让乙木去应门了 362 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,710 没… 363 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,960 没什么 364 00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,380 乙木,你的指甲怎么了? 365 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,300 不,那个…其实我… 366 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,260 打算以巴洛克风的视觉系摇滚乐团出道 367 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,720 你到底在说什么? 368 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,850 后面还有谁在吧 369 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,850 是…是峰地老师啊 370 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,230 什么嘛,原来是清宫同学啊 371 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:23,860 奇怪? 372 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:24,530 你… 373 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,400 你的脖子怎么了? 374 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,950 你说脖子啊 嗯,脖子… 375 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:30,280 那个…我之前睡觉落枕 376 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,990 因为会痛所以把头歪一边 377 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,080 这样啊 378 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,450 你就是工作太认真了 379 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:35,870 千万别太逞强… 380 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,420 那边那个同学呢? 381 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,330 哩厚! 382 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:44,250 俺是想成为职业摔角手的荒地首太! 383 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,920 荒地同学? 学校有这个学生吗? 384 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:51,090 我正在对乙木和荒地的生活态度进行指导 385 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,390 原来是这样 386 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,300 竟然还挂了肩带,真是卯足了干劲呢 387 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,600 老师真以你为荣 388 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,390 不要吵得太过火了哦 389 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,140 好的,非常抱歉 390 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,520 失礼啦 391 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,520 俺会小心的 392 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,150 他都没注意到我 393 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,400 比想象中还行得通耶 394 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,190 说不定真的有办法 395 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,400 好 396 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,609 往家的方向前进吧 397 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,240 不过 398 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,990 我不认为能不遇到任何人就抵达到你家 399 00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:18,540 万一碰到人你打算怎么办? 400 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,750 马上就碰到同班同学了 401 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,130 躲到我的死角后面 402 00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:26,050 要是遇到人的话 403 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:26,960 嗨,乙木 404 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,670 就靠气势蒙混过去 405 00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:29,670 再见 406 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,180 再见 407 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,760 靠气势蒙混过去了 408 00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:35,850 不对 409 00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,510 不是光靠气势 410 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,810 他透过将指甲直直地伸向对方 411 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,640 掩饰了指甲的长度 412 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,520 正所谓有能之鹰利爪深藏 413 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,520 状况判断能力准确 414 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,690 迅速无比的行动力 415 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,360 正确精准的身体操作 416 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,280 我果然还是希望你加入学生会啊,乙木 417 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,280 会长 418 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,370 快点跟我来啊 419 00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,080 等… 420 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,200 我们在赶时间 421 00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:02,580 怎么回事 422 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,000 放下… 423 00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:08,000 会长像陀螺一样转起来了 424 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,340 别拉得这么用力 425 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:11,630 因为太过自然,你们可能已经忘了 426 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,930 我的手现在缠绕在身体上啊 427 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,390 不,并没有很自然 428 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:17,510 对不起,我一时火大太用力了 429 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,350 不过,幸好路人没想象中多 430 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,980 只要别做出奇怪的举动就没问题了 431 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,600 小心点,监志 432 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,900 你的脖子现在像弹簧一样 433 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,440 要是弹得太过头… 434 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,030 看吧 435 00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:33,240 趁还没被人看到快收回去 436 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,950 抱歉抱歉 437 00:18:37,870 --> 00:18:38,870 怎么了 438 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,990 不知道…突然之间… 439 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:43,080 膝盖就突然没力了… 440 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,160 是贫血性晕眩 441 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,120 贫血性晕眩!? 442 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,460 "起立性低血压" 443 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,300 常发生于从低姿势突然站立时等情况 444 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,340 因为送往脑部的血液一时减少所导致 445 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,050 监志因为脖子太长 446 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,470 导致高低差过大 447 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,600 这健康危害也太写实了吧 448 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,890 老子会不会死掉啊 449 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,020 只是普通的晕眩 450 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,180 别用那副模样哭,烦死人了 451 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,890 有事吗? 452 00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,020 真神,当我的披风吧 453 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,900 披风? 454 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,900 我的背后看起来扭来扭去的很恶心 455 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,200 而你则是全身上下都很恶心 456 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,410 所以我们就拿彼此的 恶心之处互相弥补吧 457 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:20,870 真是恶心的双赢提案耶 458 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,380 有够恶心! 459 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,460 这哪里像披风啊 460 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,840 怎么看都是被魔物附身的军人吧 461 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,470 照我的构想这会是条破烂的帅气披风 462 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,760 不像不像,根本就是蓑衣啊 463 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,390 救命啊 464 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,100 好像有什么声音 465 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,520 有人在求救 466 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,390 在哪里? 467 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,730 好 468 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,020 住手 469 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,480 万一被人看到该怎么办? 470 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,900 没时间管这个了 471 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,190 在那里 472 00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:56,110 有个大叔被吊在半空中 473 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,490 我们走,圭护 474 00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:58,200 好 475 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,370 接住他 476 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:11,540 不是 477 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:14,800 就算我头发变长了 缓冲力也没那么强啦 478 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,130 真是谢谢你们 479 00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:20,840 刚才修理屋顶时脚滑了一下… 480 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,350 你们是怎么回事 481 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,430 我是鬼 482 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:25,640 老子是天狗 483 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,100 我是狼人 484 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,600 幸好你没有受伤 485 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:37,240 他们不会怕被投以异样的眼光吗? 486 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,030 危险 487 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,370 对不起吓到你了 488 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:52,040 先是鬼,天狗和狼人 489 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,880 那你又是… 490 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,590 学生会长 491 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,600 终于到了 492 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,680 关于稍早前提过的 493 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,270 特别监视对象的计划我决定不予追究了 494 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,350 真的吗 495 00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:13,190 对 496 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,320 虽然还是会继续定期找你们面谈 497 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,860 但我判断没有更进一步的必要 498 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,990 就算遭人恐惧也不会害怕 499 00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:25,740 为了他人伸出援手 500 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,040 你们也让我上了一课 501 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,170 不管别人怎么看我 我本来就不在乎 502 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,250 不过嘛 503 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,710 我们学校的学生都对怪人挺宽容的 504 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:39,010 也很少看到有人会怕我们的 505 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,340 这都是你造成的啦 506 00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:44,760 原来如此 507 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,600 我现在就解除变长长 508 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,930 为什么她一下就懂了 509 00:21:48,930 --> 00:21:51,060 因为已经是家常便饭了 510 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:55,150 状况最好能和中魔法的时候一样 511 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,900 所以请你们四个人排排站 512 00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:58,980 你们为什么也在这 513 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:01,110 因为感觉好像很有趣啊 514 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,780 "变长长" 515 00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:12,790 怎么好像变长了 516 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:14,880 射偏了 517 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,000 为什么只有老子被射中两次啊 518 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,130 对不起嘛 519 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,900 我这些像克洛船长一样的指甲还要维持多久? 520 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,610 我也是鼻子都变得像骗人布一样了 521 00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:03,820 我更惨,是门牙变长耶 522 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,280 又不是电子神童 523 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,780 我是梅德尔 在时光的洪流中旅行的女人 524 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,450 (下一回) (伽罗和小式 | 疯狂的弹珠狂 | Scramble Scrap Squad) 那个…想不到脖子和 下巴都很长的角色啊 524 00:24:12,305 --> 00:25:12,777 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm