Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 Motion Comic

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 2 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,325 (GlLES SPEAKlNG) 3 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:29,061 (PEOPLE CLAMORlNG) 4 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:42,741 GlLES: Enough. 5 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,752 GlLES: l see some superior fighting out there. 6 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,855 Technique and power that might give Buffy Summers herself 7 00:00:56,956 --> 00:00:58,323 a run for her money. 8 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,626 lmpressive force. 9 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:05,130 lt is, of course, useless. You're all fighting alone, 10 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:08,901 getting in each other's way, not protecting each other's flanks, 11 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:13,672 failing to use your single most valuable asset. . . 12 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:14,773 Each other. BUFFY: Each other. 13 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,943 One Slayer fighting alone is formidable. 14 00:01:18,044 --> 00:01:19,912 Two is formidable-er. 15 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,848 Or three? Mega-formidable. 16 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:26,852 And after mega-, it goes to mondo-, then super-, hyper-, 17 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,054 beaucoup de crazy-, stupid-. 18 00:01:29,155 --> 00:01:32,224 (SlGHS) lt gets exponentially prefix-y. 19 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,426 (BUFFY CLEARS THROAT) 20 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,563 Leah, Satsu, Rowena, 21 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,600 would the three of you please kick my ass? 22 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,640 (ROWENA GROANS) 23 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:54,379 BUFFY: So, three perfectly valid avenues of attack, 24 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:58,050 good form, on three seasoned, well-trained corpses, 25 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,487 one of whom, sidebar, has her best hair ever. 26 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:05,524 Satsu, you're making me think l need a new look. See me after. 27 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,694 So, let's break this down. 28 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,829 The first clue this was going downhill? 29 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,432 Clearly... 30 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,703 ANDREW: l love Empire. 31 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,104 Of course l love Empire, 32 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,939 let's not waste time questioning my loyalties, 33 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,609 but the moment l saw Billy Dee in the hizzy l smelled the troubles. 34 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,477 l mean, it's great that George Lucas wanted to have 35 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,446 an African-Bespinian character in the mix, 36 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,882 but then he shows up in a cape and the little bellbottoms, 37 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,950 and l'm thinking, "Oh, he's gonna help Han and Chewie 38 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:34,586 "just as soon as he finishes the magic show for the kid's birthday party." 39 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,121 l mean, knock-knock, 40 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,323 common sense trying to get in, door's locked. 41 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:41,126 l'll buy a race of teddy bears with unstoppable tree trunk technology 42 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:44,563 any day over that outfit on a leader. 43 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,032 That outfit gets you beat up, is what. 44 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,201 So, does that answer your question? 45 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,203 GlRL: No. ANDREW: Okay, 46 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,105 what was your question? 47 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,841 SlMONE: Weapons. ANDREW: Right. Weapons. 48 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,377 SlMONE: How come we have to use all this medieval junk? 49 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,146 We could totally get some guns and do some real damage. 50 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,582 We're fighting demons. Let's up the ante! 51 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,984 ANDREW: You didn't listen to a word l said, did you? 52 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:07,819 SlMONE: About Lando Calrissian? 53 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:12,090 ANDREW: No Slayer carries a gun. Ever. End of talk. Good talk. 54 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,128 Okay. Let's start up with head-butts, shall we? 55 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,763 Some do's and don'ts. 56 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,635 XANDER: That's overstating it, don't you think? 57 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,838 DAWN: l'm a giant. Everything l state is over. 58 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,207 XANDER: She doesn't hate you. 59 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,808 DAWN: She does. She hates me. 60 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,077 XANDER: l say thee nay. DAWN: Fine. Nay. 61 00:03:32,178 --> 00:03:35,347 Buffy doesn't hate me. She just wishes l'd go away. 62 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,616 XANDER: She wishes you were at Berkeley getting an education 63 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,219 in something other than stomping villagers, yeah. 64 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,920 Doesn't mean she doesn't like having you around. 65 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,555 DAWN: All she does is yell at me. 66 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,958 XANDER: And you, what, recite sonnets? 67 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,026 Sisters fight. lt's a rule. 68 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,762 DAWN: What do you know? You don't have a sister. 69 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,731 XANDER: Uh. . . Have you seen this place? 70 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:55,167 (SlNGlNG) I got aIl my sisters and me 71 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:59,404 DAWN: Right. Buffy and all her new and improved Slayer sisters. 72 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:02,074 XANDER: Dawnie, don't roar a giant roar, but 73 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,376 did you make yourself big on purpose? 74 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:05,611 (DAWN GASPS) 75 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,213 (GROANS) You know l only have two of these outfits! 76 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,785 CROPP: We have insertion, sir. 77 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,687 Our op should be in and out by tonight. 78 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:19,458 VOLL: Should. You know how much good "should" does me? 79 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,393 CROPP: You're gonna say "not much." 80 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:24,196 VOLL: l'm gonna say a good goddamn deal more than that. 81 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:27,666 lf we have coordinates on that bitch, we should nuke the damn site. 82 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,269 CROPP: Yeah, okay, that's gonna get us noticed, 83 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,803 then indicted, then hung. 84 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:32,938 VOLL: Hanged. 85 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,573 CROPP: Neither really works for me. 86 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,176 VOLL: l don't expect a suit like you to have the kind of commitment. . . 87 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,045 CROPP: What if it doesn't work? 88 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:46,051 VOLL: There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be blown up. 89 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,520 That's not a saying we share with the public. 90 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,889 CROPP: We're dealing with magic. 91 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,557 Leave that to the magicians, okay? 92 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:57,029 Working with Amy, the op, is the best way to go right now. 93 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,530 VOLL: And if she blows it? 94 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:02,000 We send that monstrosity she calls a boyfriend in next? 95 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:03,869 CROPP: That thing really is gross. 96 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,238 And, yes, l think we do. 97 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,341 VOLL: l'm gonna get some shut-eye. 98 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:10,842 Wake me with a report. 99 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,378 Let's hope it's a good one. 100 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,883 Suit. 101 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:22,721 Just a suit, walks and talks, has by chance a man in it. 102 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,790 Got no idea what's at stake here. 103 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:30,629 No idea at all. 104 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,536 BUFFY: You're saying you think she became a giant to get my attention? 105 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,137 XANDER: Maybe not consciously, 106 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:42,974 but given her tsunamic reaction, l think l struck a nerve. 107 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,243 BUFFY: But that's so literal. 108 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:48,313 XANDER: Not subtle, no, but giant. 109 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,949 Point being, Dawn's abandonment issues 110 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:54,886 have abandonment issues. Your mom, Tara, you, twice. 111 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,155 Plus the fact that she knows she was actually a construct 112 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,758 created by monks who. . . She's not real. 113 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,695 BUFFY: She's my sister. l've never told her anything else. 114 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:06,565 XANDER: You made several thousand girls into Slayers 115 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,500 and moved in with them. 116 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,469 l'm not saying on purpose. 117 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,871 l'm saying maybe this thricewise she was dating, 118 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,507 this feminine hygiene product, Kenny, 119 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:19,544 put a whammy on her that manifested her internal blah de blah. 120 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,781 BUFFY: And once again, sports fans, it's all my fault. 121 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,049 XANDER: Oh ! Don't go there. 122 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:27,152 There smells of you, and you've been there so often. 123 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,688 With the guilt. . . BUFFY: l'm sorry. l'm tired. 124 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:33,692 Just tell me now, so we don't have to do a whole awkward dance. 125 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,360 Are you coming to bed? 126 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:38,263 Buffy, we both know what a horrible mistake that is. 127 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,799 l'll be gentle this time. l can be gentle. 128 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,501 (BOTH GRUNTlNG) 129 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:44,636 BUFFY: Oh ! 130 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,571 XANDER: So gentle. BUFFY: Oh, balls. 131 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,976 (THUNDER RUMBLlNG) 132 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:55,914 No, no, l can't go outside, l'm afraid of the dark! 133 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:57,716 XANDER: Buffy, you are the dark. 134 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,618 BUFFY: That's what l meant. 135 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,787 XANDER: This lint is so Scottish. 136 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,422 (BUFFY SCREAMS) 137 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:06,625 BUFFY: l make a wish, l don't fall. l make a wish, l don't fall. 138 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:10,996 (SCREAMS) 139 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,001 New wish ! New wish ! 140 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,904 l know you. 141 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,172 (DRAGON ROARlNG) 142 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,207 (BUFFY SCREAMlNG) 143 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,611 DRAGON: Yes, scream. 144 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,890 AMY: l couldn't bear it if this was painless. 145 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,125 (AMY GRUNTS) 146 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,762 XANDER: Amy. Long time, no desire whatsoever to see. 147 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,665 AMY: Wait. Wait. We can talk about this. 148 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:48,533 After! 149 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,001 (BUFFY SCREAMS) 150 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,437 (AMY GROANS) 151 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:54,973 XANDER: Oh, my God ! 152 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,176 This is the crappiest sacrificial dagger l've ever seen. 153 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,478 AMY: What? 154 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:03,548 XANDER: You really think we let Buffy sleep without mystical protection? 155 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,418 This isn't open wand night in Sunnydale, sweet cheeks. 156 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,487 You're dealing with pros. 157 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,055 (AMY LAUGHS) 158 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:14,226 AMY: Any of you pros notice she's still asleep? 159 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,728 She's living a nightmare, genius, 160 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:21,233 and the only thing that can wake her up is the kiss of true love. 161 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,434 BUFFY: New wish. 162 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,536 XANDER: Seriously? 163 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,075 RENEE: (SCOFFS) Please. There's no love. 164 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,777 GlA: No, right, of course. 165 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,145 The sudden interest in comic books, 166 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:38,617 James Bond movies and drywalling has absolutely nothing to do with Mr. Harris. 167 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,418 (RENEE GASPS) 168 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,523 RENEE: Did you hear that? lt sounds like clawing. 169 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,194 (RENEE GASPS) 170 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,698 XANDER: So this doesn't have to be someone she's in love with. 171 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:57,636 AMY: No, l said just someone truly in love with her. 172 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,038 XANDER: But not friend love. AMY: Right. 173 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,606 Someone who wants to kiss her, 174 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,341 like they're passionate about her. 175 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:04,509 XANDER: And not a sister. 176 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,479 AMY: Well, a twisted sister. 177 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,581 XANDER: (LAUGHS) But, no, l hate you. 178 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,218 GlRL: We're under attack! Full breach on the east wall ! 179 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,419 XANDER: Who's breaching? 180 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,620 GlRL: Living dead, sir. 181 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,790 XANDER: Man, Amy, you're doing all the classics tonight. 182 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,592 l need you three in the field. 183 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,761 LEAH: And what about the Bitch of the West here? 184 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,063 XANDER: She's bound by our security or she'd have bailed by now. 185 00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,631 Keep a guard on her and get our witches 186 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,366 working on this "true love" crap. 187 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:31,036 AMY: (LAUGHS) lt's real, Xander. 188 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:36,074 Your star player's out unless she receives a kiss from someone 189 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,209 passionately devoted to her. 190 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,412 Care to give it a whirl? 191 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,547 (ALL SHOUTlNG) 192 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,349 (BUFFY SPEAKlNG) 193 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,658 MAN: You can't give up that easily, Buffy. 194 00:09:56,262 --> 00:10:00,198 l have so much l need to show you, my love. 195 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,302 SATSU: (GROANS) "Kill the head" isn't working ! 196 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,338 They're not even slowing down ! 197 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,240 (ON RADlO) Orders, sir? 198 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,309 (DEMONS GROWLlNG) 199 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:16,715 AMY: All that time underground with nothing to do but get stronger. 200 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:20,385 A hundred Slayers and there's not one person here 201 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:21,686 who can take me on. 202 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,089 WlLLOW: As a friend of mine once said, 203 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,861 l'd like to test that theory. 204 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,468 ENGLlSH - US - PSDH 204 00:11:11,305 --> 00:12:11,665 Reclamizza il tuo prodotto o marchio qui,contatta subito www.OpenSubtitles.org