Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8 Motion Comic

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 2 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,289 (FAITH SPEAKING) 3 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:48,447 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 4 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:49,848 (FAITH SCOFFS) 5 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,051 I'm impressed, Principal Wood. 6 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,486 Most exes are too proud to make the late-night booty call, 7 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:55,821 but not you, huh? 8 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,056 ROBIN: HeIlo, Faith. 9 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,559 Afraid this is business, not pleasure. 10 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:05,831 FAITH: Gotcha. You and your noob squad need a hand from big sister. 11 00:01:05,932 --> 00:01:07,933 Actually, we have this nest under control. 12 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:10,936 But one of the vamps we captured, before she got turned, 13 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:12,771 she used to be a single mom. 14 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,140 She had children, Faith. 15 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:18,477 Look, I swear, I never would have bothered you 16 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,712 if I thought any of these girls could take care of them, but... 17 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,282 FAITH: Just text me the address, would you? 18 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:24,917 ROBIN: Thank you, sincerely. 19 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,519 And how've you been? Are you still... 20 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,555 (ECHOING) So long, Robin. 21 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,061 (FAITH SPEAKING) 22 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,541 Yo. Anybody home? 23 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,212 (GIRL CRYING) 24 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,915 Shh. Everything's gonna be cool, kid. 25 00:01:57,016 --> 00:02:00,752 Can you tell me where your brothers and sisters are? Are they. . . 26 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:01,854 (VAMPIRE GIRL HISSING) (FAITH EXCLAIMS) 27 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:04,590 Damn. 28 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,858 VAMPIRE GIRL: Fooled you (BLEEP) ! 29 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,326 FAITH: Damn it! 30 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:10,996 (VAMPIRE SCREAMING) 31 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:14,700 Why does this always happen? 32 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,143 (GRUNTING ANGRILY) 33 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,647 GILES: Long night? 34 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:30,816 I must say, for cupboards this bare, 35 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,485 you have an exceptional selection of chamomiles. 36 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,955 FAITH: What, those smelly bags? 37 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,057 Use them on the dark circles under my eyes. 38 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,527 GILES: Yes, well. . . 39 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,395 FAITH: What brings you to my neck, Giles? 40 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,732 Haven't clocked you since the Sunny D went from being an outie to an innie. 41 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,234 GILES: I have no idea what that means, 42 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:51,370 but it's good to see you, Faith. 43 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,672 FAITH: You can skip the friendly uncle routine. 44 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,741 I ain't your beloved Buffy. 45 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,977 I'm the go-to girl for dirty deeds done cheap, right? 46 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,746 So what do you need me to kill? 47 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,116 GILES: I'm afraid this isn't an ordinary mission. 48 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,652 FAITH: Which makes it different how, exactly? 49 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,555 GILES: The stakes are higher, as are the rewards. 50 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:13,992 My sources tell me that you've twice attempted to purchase a forged passport. 51 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:17,329 FAITH: So, I was looking to do a little globetrotting. That a crime? 52 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:18,964 GILES: Yes, actually. 53 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:20,599 But I suspect the truth of the matter is 54 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:25,204 that you want out of this second-rate Hellmouth, out of this life. 55 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,572 If you accept my assignment, 56 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,775 I can offer you safe passage to the nation of your choosing. 57 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,044 You'll be given a generous annual stipend 58 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,981 and be permitted to live out the rest of your days however you see fit. 59 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:39,318 FAITH: Yeah, right. I'm an escaped con, a murderer. 60 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,355 Why would the same Watchers' Council that tried to ice me 61 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,024 suddenly make with the pension plan? 62 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,962 GILES: For all intents and purposes, I am the Watchers Council, 63 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,631 and I'm personally authorizing your early retirement, 64 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,766 just as I'm authorizing this directive. 65 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,768 FAITH: Must be one hell of a target. 66 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,839 What are we talking here, a Nisanti demon? A Buski golem? 67 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,309 GILES: A Slayer. FAITH: Wait, huh? 68 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,145 GILES: In my generation, there was a single girl 69 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,382 given the strength and skill to fight the spread of darkness. 70 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,717 But in your generation, 71 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,886 there are nearly 2,000 women with the powers of the Slayer, 72 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,121 and not all of them have chosen 73 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:18,123 to use their newfound abilities conscientiously. 74 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,259 FAITH: You don't say. 75 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:22,494 GILES: If the girl in question were merely guilty 76 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,763 of the same mistakes you once made, 77 00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,632 considerable though they may have been, 78 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,467 I would opt for rehabilitation. 79 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,069 But according to every augur in my employ, 80 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:33,405 including the Great Bearded Wizard of Northampton, 81 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,741 unless this young lady is terminated before fall's end, 82 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:36,808 she will usher in. . . 83 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,343 FAITH: (SIGHS) The end of the world, right? 84 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,213 You've got apocalypse written all over your face. 85 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,181 GILES: This isn't a game, Faith. 86 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,284 I'm not talking about staking the undead. 87 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,886 I'm asking you to end the life of a human being. 88 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,988 FAITH: Heard you the first time. 89 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,625 So, who is this evil bitch, anyway? 90 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,862 (HORSE NEIGHS) 91 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,964 GENEVIEVE: I think I should like a puppy. 92 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,066 But a proper hound, 93 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,601 not one of those rubbish little rats 94 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,370 all the other girls are stuffing into their Louis Vuittons. 95 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,907 RODEN: Might we concentrate on the matter at hand, Lady Genevieve? 96 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:12,711 Your unique station in life demands a rigorous education, 97 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,981 and the fox hunt is the most important chapter of those studies. 98 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,450 GENEVIEVE: I hardly slept a wink last night, 99 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:23,522 what with those godforsaken nightmares, so kindly piss off, Roden. 100 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,791 Unless you want me to tell His Grace, the Duke, 101 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,493 what you're really tutoring his daughter to. . . 102 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:32,798 Hold a moment. I can feel it. 103 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:39,338 She's close, isn't she? She's hiding right over there! 104 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,507 RODEN: Excellent. Now finish it before she goes to ground. 105 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,042 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 106 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:47,446 GIRL: What is this? What the hell do you want? 107 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:51,183 GENEVIEVE: (SCOFFS) This is about as far from fox as one can get. 108 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:55,354 GIRL: Look, I don't know how many other people you nutters have kidnapped, 109 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:56,521 but this time 110 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:00,859 you snatched the wrong girl. 111 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:05,063 GENEVIEVE: You filthy little commoner. 112 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:09,101 I loved that shirt. 113 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,339 Oh, God. 114 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,876 (STAMMERS) I thought you said this one would be as strong as me. 115 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,411 I thought she was another Slayer. 116 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,580 RODEN: And she was, Gigi. 117 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,616 Which makes this a most impressive blooding. 118 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:28,286 GENEVIEVE: We have to hide her body. 119 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,455 I'll have Daddy call his solicitors in case anyone. . . 120 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,090 RODEN: Don't worry your precious head. 121 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:37,729 The boys will clean up after you. 122 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,099 GENEVIEVE: Listen to me, you sad Irish witch. 123 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:45,237 I've jumped through every nasty hoop you've put in my way, 124 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,806 and now I want what was promised me. 125 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,841 I want what's mine. 126 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,978 RODEN: First of all, witches are newt-eating old hags. 127 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,514 I, on the other hand, am a passively attractive warlock. 128 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:59,584 Secondly, you're just going to have to be patient. 129 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,720 As a wise man once said, 130 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:06,124 "You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat." 131 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:08,894 FAITH: What gives, G? 132 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:11,696 I thought this stuck-up debutard lived in Jolly Olde. 133 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,099 Why are we still chilling at the Mistake by the Lake? 134 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,868 GILES: We'll leave for England when your training is complete. 135 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:19,004 FAITH: No offense, Professor Turtleneck, 136 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,939 but I kind of doubt there's much you can teach me 137 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,241 about the wonderful world of wetworks. 138 00:07:23,342 --> 00:07:25,911 GILES: Faith, were this a garden-variety assassination, 139 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:29,080 I would have used a rifle and done the deed myself. 140 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,584 But my intelligence suggests that along with being one of the wealthiest, 141 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:35,987 and thus most-protected, heiresses in the British Isles, 142 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,123 Lady Genevieve Savidge has somehow found a way 143 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:41,326 to mystically defend her estate from conventional attack. 144 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,762 The only chance you have at finishing this Slayer 145 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,865 is by getting close to her through subterfuge and cunning. 146 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,468 FAITH: Hey, I'm into some freaky stuff, 147 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,803 but if you think I'm going downtown on this chick, 148 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:54,706 you chose the wrong Chosen One. 149 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:58,276 GILES: No. This is about infiltrating her world. 150 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:01,079 I'm going to help you fit into high society 151 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,748 in time for you to attend the fancy dress party 152 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,252 that Lady Genevieve is throwing for her 1 9th birthday. 153 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:12,023 FAITH: They seriously call their fancy dress parties "fancy dress parties"? 154 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,860 You limeys are even uptight when you get down. 155 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,562 But whatev, I think I've banged enough bankers 156 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,598 to know how to fit in with higher tax brackets. 157 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:23,235 GILES: I assure you, the British class system is about much more than wealth. 158 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,971 You're going to have to become intimately familiar with peerage, 159 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,472 diction, etiquette, classical. . . 160 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,341 Dude, how high are you? 161 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,376 There must be a billion girls 162 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:34,346 better suited than me for this My Fair Lady crap. 163 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,816 GILES: Better suited than I. And, yes, there are. 164 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,752 But the reason I came to you is because, Faith. . . 165 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,554 VAMPIRE BOY: You're a worthless whore. 166 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,223 FAITH: Don't touch me! GILES: Ow! 167 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,526 (FAITH GASPING) 168 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,895 FAITH: Oh, man. Are you. . . 169 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,930 GILES: I've survived worse. 170 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:56,434 FAITH: (SIGHS) Sorry, I don't like getting pawed at. 171 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,137 Not unless I paw first. 172 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,372 Duly noted. 173 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,440 FAITH: How bad did I get you? 174 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,142 GILES: It's fine. You hardly broke the. . . 175 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,510 FAITH: Hey. 176 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,012 When did you get ink? 177 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:11,249 GILES: (SIGHS) Faith, do you honestly think you're the first young person 178 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,251 to have stumbled upon the notion of rebellion? 179 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,321 Do you think you're the first to ever let an innocent person get hurt 180 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,356 because of your own stupidity? 181 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,959 You and I aren't so unalike. 182 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:25,096 But those of us who refused to pay the piper during our adolescence 183 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,598 have a responsibility to shoulder 184 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,667 the most unpleasant costs of adulthood. 185 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,836 FAITH: It was a salad fork, right? 186 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,139 GILES: I beg your pardon? 187 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,807 FAITH: The thing I stabbed you with. 188 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,309 It was a salad fork, wasn't it? 189 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,443 GILES: Um. . . 190 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,245 No, actually, 191 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:43,181 the salad fork has a shorter handle and a wider tine base. 192 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,817 But that's as good a place to start as any. 193 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,486 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 194 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,891 XANDER: Fear my awesome power! 195 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,360 For lo, like Kurt Russell before me, 196 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,762 I am a formidable eye patch-clad opponent. 197 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,764 And lest you think I refer to Captain Ron, 198 00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:03,268 let me assure you that the one-eyed character of which I speak 199 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:06,137 is none other than the mighty Snake Plissken, 200 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,039 who taught me the very ass-handing 201 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,874 I'm about to deliver unto you. 202 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,376 BUFFY: Careful, Xander. . . (XANDER SHRIEKS) 203 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,445 . . .or you're gonna taunt that poor bag right off its chain. 204 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,779 XANDER: Buffy! 205 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:20,118 Sorry, thought I had the old danger room booked for the whole late-night slot. 206 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:26,091 So I could be alone with my, you know, sweaty, shirtless shame. 207 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,694 BUFFY: Wow, what inspired this sudden training montage? 208 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,297 XANDER: Oh, Renee asked if we could be sparring partners tomorrow, 209 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:33,965 so I figured I should re-acquaint my body 210 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:37,702 with non-Dance Dance Revolution related movement first. 211 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,638 BUFFY: (CHUCKLES) Sparring partners? 212 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,040 XANDER: Don't arch your eyebrow at me, young lady. 213 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,775 Renee and I are just pals. 214 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,944 Our workout sessions will be as non-physical 215 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,680 as pugilistic-related activities can possibly. . . 216 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,384 Buff? You okay? 217 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:58,023 BUFFY: Sorry, I'm in full-on fret mode about this whole Twilight gimmick. 218 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:59,958 We still don't know what this thing has to do 219 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,560 with Uncle Sam declaring shock-and-awe on us, right? 220 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,062 (GROWLING) 221 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,798 You heard anything more from our friend in the library? 222 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:08,667 XANDER: That's a negatory. 223 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,636 Giles has been incommunicado for a few weeks now. 224 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:14,072 But I'm sure he's got too many new books that need shelving 225 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,675 to worry about a classic that's already been checked out, you know? 226 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,009 (ROARS) 227 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,845 Not that anyone is checking you out, of course. 228 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:24,883 Not anyone here, I mean, in this gym, right now. 229 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,752 Also, has anyone seen where I left my bad analogy? 230 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,488 BUFFY: Made more sense than the dream I just bolted out of. 231 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,790 XANDER: Trouble in slumberland? 232 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:37,162 I've been having repeats of the same bad episode every night this week. 233 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,964 There's this thing chasing me, 234 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:44,569 and no matter how hard I run, it always ends up scoring the pounce. 235 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,371 But right before it swallows me whole, 236 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:51,409 the big smelly looks me right in the eyes and says, "The queen is dead." 237 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:52,711 XANDER: Weird. 238 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,147 MONSTER: Long live the queen ! 239 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,354 GILES: One last question before your car arrives. 240 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,790 According to Debrett's Correct Form, 241 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,793 who takes seating precedence at a formal dinner, 242 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,730 a dowager peeress or the wife of an incumbent baronet? 243 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,466 FAITH: (IN BRITISH ACCENT) I have no sodding idea! 244 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,202 GILES: Marvelous. 245 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,305 After two months, I dare say your accent is nearly passable. 246 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,075 FAITH: (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Good, because I still suck at everything else you taught me. 247 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,877 GILES: You'll be fine, Faith. 248 00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,113 Does your selection work all right? 249 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,783 FAITH: If the goal is to make me feel like a complete idiot, then, yes. 250 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,454 So, how we doing here? 251 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,558 GILES: Five by five. 252 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,361 ENGLISH - US - PSDH 252 00:13:17,305 --> 00:14:17,742