"Rick and Morty" Hot Rick

1 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:05,463 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 2 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:07,674 This has been fun. 3 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,301 Okay, so I like this, 4 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,220 and I don't want to mess with a good thing. 5 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,805 What? You're ending things? 6 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:14,890 Kind of the opposite. 7 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,725 Um, my family hosts 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,019 this whole dumb ceremonial tournament, 9 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,229 and you'd make it tolerable. 10 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,023 Ugh. I know, I know, 11 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,524 you can't get close 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:25,859 because of your wife, who died 40 years ago. 13 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,819 I know. This isn't that. 14 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,195 It's a barbecue with my parents. 15 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,864 You don't want to get any closer than this. 16 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:33,742 I'll just find something I don't like about you or get bored. 17 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,369 [ Sighs ] It's a plus one. 18 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,370 What? You never disliked anything about Diane? 19 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,372 I don't have much to look back on. 20 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:42,584 The Omega device... the, uh, thing evil me used 21 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,420 to erase Diane everywhere, it fucks with your mind. 22 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,589 Beth only thinks she remembers her mom. 23 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,966 Wait, why am I talking about this? 24 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,385 Are we having sex again? 25 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,803 What kind of clothes are being put on here? 26 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,554 Oh, the sex clothes. Alright! 27 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:57,682 <i>Welcome back to "Cake or Fake: Celebrity Edition."</i> 28 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,350 <i>Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?</i> 29 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,229 <i>I brought my own.</i> 30 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,230 Where have you been? Still shitting where I eat? 31 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,607 Hop off the sack, SB. 32 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,192 I've known BugAnne for a billion years 33 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,777 before you were maybe even cloned. 34 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,070 Oh, relax. 35 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,488 Dad's too hung up on Mom to ever commit. 36 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,573 Thank God for that. Keep moping, old man. 37 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,075 Okay, first off, you missed it. 38 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,410 It was a real baby, not a cake. 39 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:18,203 And Mr. Stabby is canceled now. 40 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,497 And second, why are we dunking on Rick? 41 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,958 He's been a loving dad to our family for as long 42 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,542 as I can remember. 43 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,211 Excuse me? 44 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,296 Remember him at our wedding and Morty's birth? 45 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,215 And that time he invented PB and J. 46 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:31,841 Rick's great. 47 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,343 What? 48 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,012 What?! You guys don't remember this? 49 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,848 Ohh... I think I know what's going on. 50 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,769 [ Chuckles nervously ] I don't like everyone watching me. 51 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,271 Ah, I knew it. 52 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,482 Ladies and gentlemen, meet Memory Rick. 53 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:51,903 [ Electricity crackling ] 54 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,363 Unh! 55 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,990 Push, sweetie, you can do this. [ Screams ] 56 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,283 He's so supportive. 57 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,035 How did we get <i>this </i> version of you? 58 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,496 He's just a memory of me at my most passionate and heroic. 59 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:03,790 He snuck out of BirdPerson's brain and into mine. 60 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,667 Must have been inadvertently dumped into Jerry 61 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,460 when we shuffled our brains last season. 62 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,337 BirdPerson remembers you as hot. 63 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,381 I'm still hot, and he's fucking everything up 64 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,299 by invading all this family nostalgia. 65 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,552 Jerry basically has the equivalent of memory cancer now. 66 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,678 Cancer?! 67 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,513 He is a clever little bastard, though. 68 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,974 Look how far he's come with springs and gears tech. 69 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,100 Anyways... [ Beeping ] 70 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,144 The miracle of life, man. 71 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,436 You guys are gonna crush this. 72 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,106 Ohh, shit! Ohh! 73 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,483 Even if I'm not around to help! 74 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,526 Jerry, take the wheel! Aah! 75 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,529 I love spending time with you guys! 76 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:39,201 Aaaaaaah! 77 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,869 [ Coughs ] 78 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,330 [ Groaning ] 79 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,124 Rick: Relax, little guy. Chill out. 80 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,750 <i>You piece of shit. You marooned me!</i> 81 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,295 You piece of shit! You ruined Jerry's brain. 82 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,754 He likes me now. It's awful. 83 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,841 <i>Fuck you, man! You have a beautiful family!</i> 84 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,467 Seriously. Calm down. 85 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,386 I built this ant-farm brain to give your dumb, 86 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,181 high-concept ass all the room it could ever need. 87 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,266 Enjoy eternity. <i>This place sucks!</i> 88 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,642 <i>Put me back.</i> 89 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,354 So you didn't invent PB and J. 90 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,190 He's just a memory, Jerry. 91 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,359 Ohhhh. 92 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,194 Boom! Total reset. Good as new. 93 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,112 What? What got reset? 94 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,114 Pretty amazing that you can just suck 95 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,991 out an intrusive memory like that. 96 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:22,327 I wish I could suck out the memory of all my shitty exes, 97 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,828 especially Peter Casey. 98 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:27,290 That guy was way too into lizards. 99 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,712 Fuck you, old man! What? 100 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:34,964 Are you threatened by my youthful vigor?! 101 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,217 You ain't got the juice! 102 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:45,074 103 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,774 [ Whirs ] 104 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,734 [ Grunts ] 105 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,570 [ Sighs ] 106 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,241 He does seem kind of lonely. 107 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,617 Dad fucks all the time. 108 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,077 He fucks things we can't even comprehend. 109 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,703 Less talking about Dad fucking. 110 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,829 Sorry. 111 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,087 [ Clattering ] 112 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,256 [ Sizzling ] 113 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,144 [ Whirring ] 114 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,520 Uhh! 115 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,318 [ Elevator bell dings ] 116 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,661 [ Lightning crashing, thunder rumbling ] 117 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,871 [ Alarm blares ] 118 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,957 [ Door beeps ] 119 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,169 ♪♪ 120 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,253 [ Gunshots ] 121 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:58,340 [ Breathes deeply ] 122 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,091 [ Gunshots ] 123 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:05,347 ♪♪ 124 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:10,810 ♪♪ 125 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,187 [ Sighs ] 126 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,439 [ Beeps ] 127 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,359 <i>Confirm transfer?</i> 128 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,901 [ Alarm buzzes ] 129 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,041 [ Groaning ] 130 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,420 "Dear Rick, you took the memory of Diane out of your head. 131 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,422 You did this to be more emotionally open. 132 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,132 Don't @ me." 133 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:44,927 BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch... 134 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,891 [ Yawns ] Dad? 135 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,439 [ Sproing! ] 136 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,026 Oh, shit! 137 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,403 [ Electricity crackling ] 138 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,240 What are you doing? 139 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,117 Aah! 140 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,912 Jerry: Honey, kids, breakfast! 141 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:13,581 Oh, there you are. 142 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,250 Where else would I be? 143 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,335 [ Doorbell rings ] 144 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,836 Hey, B.A. 145 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,672 You need a coffee? I could do with a tea. 146 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,549 Hi, Beth. 147 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,758 -Hi. -Hey. 148 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,385 Morty, family, this is BugAnne. 149 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,636 Don't gawk. She's just picking me up. 150 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,388 Yeah, she is. Hi, BugAnne. 151 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,639 Sorry for crashing breakfast. 152 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,516 Rick called me and said "Weird pitch," 153 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,351 but then his pitch was just going to the thing 154 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,894 I invited him to. 155 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,521 Not exactly typical dad behavior. 156 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,064 Don't be weird, Space Beth. 157 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,607 I took the memory of your mom out of my head. 158 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,067 Now I'm more emotionally open. 159 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:43,653 What?! You took Mom out of your brain? 160 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,781 You took Mom out of your brain? Don't be weird. 161 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,616 It's not like I haven't tried other ways to move on. 162 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:50,535 I'm trying something new. It's working. 163 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:51,702 Hop off the sack. 164 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,455 I think it's nice... I think. 165 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,165 Summer: Grandpa, when did you start saying 166 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,958 "hop off the sack"? 167 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,668 [ Grunts ] 168 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,589 Dad? Oh. Hey, kiddo. 169 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841 Where are you going? 170 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,468 I'm, uh, heading out for a bit. 171 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,885 Don't wait up. 172 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,973 Why... Why are you leaving? 173 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,142 Work stuff. 174 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,102 [ Engine starts, revs ] 175 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,103 Aah! 176 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,855 Beth! My daughter! 177 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,482 The work stuff was in the ceiling. 178 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,442 I'm back now. 179 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,652 Your hair. It's... Way cooler, right? 180 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,821 We're gonna have so much fun together, sweetie. 181 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,948 Yay! Then we'll save your mother 182 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,785 from a secret underground memory prison. 183 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,994 Y-Yay? 184 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,455 [ Crowd yelling ] 185 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,540 [ Crowd cheering ] 186 00:07:37,623 --> 00:07:38,791 [ Both laughing ] 187 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,460 Rick. Thank God that's over. 188 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,253 Sorry you got stuck with Uncle Scoob. 189 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,630 You didn't tell me everyone here would be cool. 190 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,300 They're not. That's my Aunt Bulgogi. 191 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,135 Huge bitch. 192 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,471 And over there is Jak-Pu, my ex-boyfriend from high school. 193 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:52,764 I guess he was probably staring 194 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,349 for a long time before that, huh? 195 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,976 BugAnne, you left before the end of the banner raising. 196 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,312 Why did you leave? Do I embarrass you? 197 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,272 Not in front of Uncle Scoob, dear. 198 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:03,691 Mom, Dad, this is Rick. 199 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,611 He's that friend from my early revolutionary days. 200 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,404 Ah ha. The monkey man. 201 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,657 Gromflomites give us bugs a bad name. 202 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,492 Such a violent culture. 203 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,702 You've known my daughter a long time, eh? 204 00:08:14,785 --> 00:08:16,621 I have. Though BugAnne and I 205 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,373 have only been hooking up for a few months. 206 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,624 Both: What?! 207 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,167 Why did you say that?! 208 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,336 I was opening up! 209 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,088 I didn't know your species had ritualistic, 210 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,215 honor-based duels over premarital sex! 211 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,758 You're a genius, 212 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,510 and you looked up nothing about my culture?! 213 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,178 I took my wife out of my head! 214 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,596 I'm going through a lot! 215 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,349 The trial will continue until one of you is dead 216 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,309 or accepts defeat. 217 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,019 If you yield, 218 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,188 you admit you are incapable of love and commitment, 219 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:46,526 only capable of meaningless, dishonorable sex. 220 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,861 [ Gong sounds ] 221 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:48,819 Begin! 222 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,238 Please don't kill Jak-Pu! 223 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:52,782 Aah! Fight me, slut! 224 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,495 Aaah! 225 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:58,746 Your mom will be 226 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,415 in some kind of protected area. 227 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,916 We'll need special access. 228 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:04,043 I guess Summer does chores for Rick. 229 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:05,378 She should have an access card we can use to... 230 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,671 [ Safe opens ] 231 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,048 That was faster. Nice. Again. 232 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,050 [ Horn honks ] Diane: Honey, come on! 233 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,635 Shit. Mom's here to pick me up. 234 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,220 Quick, before you go. 235 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,097 Both: Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 236 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,391 I'm the only one who can save her. 237 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:21,018 This is how we stay a family. 238 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,687 Memory Rick: The older future Rick who locks her up 239 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,105 is crafty and paranoid. 240 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,398 He's a real bastard. 241 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,941 Beth: But our family will trust me? 242 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,568 Yeah. If you don't act weird. 243 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,278 I won't act weird. 244 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,946 [ Grunting ] 245 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,115 You know, I'm worried about future mom. 246 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,743 But I love spending this father-daughter time together. 247 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,411 You've always been there for me. 248 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,580 And I always will be, sweetie. 249 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,249 Now, one more time... 250 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,085 Mom is trapped in a box in the subbasement. 251 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,838 I'm the only one who can save her. 252 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,717 This is how we stay a family. 253 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,927 This is how we stay a family. 254 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,557 [ Door opens ] 255 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,601 Oh, hey. What's up? 256 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,436 It'd be cliché if we didn't like Dad 257 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:04,938 dating someone, right? 258 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,856 Yeah. Pretty trite. What part don't you like? 259 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,774 I don't dislike any of it. 260 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,901 I mean, I'm an adult woman, and Dad is his own man. 261 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,779 Fucking piranha plants are in heat again. 262 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,447 Ohh. Sorry, sweetie. 263 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,324 God, your shoulder's hard. What are you hens pecking about? 264 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,450 Your grandpa. 265 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,993 Oh, speaking of, 266 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,745 are there specific parts of the subbasement 267 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,204 to keep important stuff? 268 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,831 Why? Yeah. 269 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,291 You gonna sabotage things with his new squeeze? 270 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,085 No, Summer, I want to do something nice for Dad. 271 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,296 Oh, wow. Pretty humbling for me. 272 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,922 Uh, yeah. 273 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,383 There's a phantom zone for dangerous stuff 274 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,968 on level 2 and a vault for valuable stuff on 7. 275 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,386 Makes sense. Dad said he'd be paranoid. 276 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,138 You bitches want to watch a movie or something? 277 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,264 Yeah Sure. 278 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,474 Cool. Grandpa keeps referencing 279 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,017 "Cannonball Run," 280 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,477 and I'm tired of pretending I've seen it. 281 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:52,560 ♪♪ 282 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,072 ♪♪ 283 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,448 [ Gasps ] 284 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,159 [ Gunshots ] 285 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:08,125 [ Rumbling ] 286 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,757 [ Hisses ] 287 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:25,518 ♪♪ 288 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:31,357 ♪♪ 289 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,152 [ Moaning ] 290 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,363 [ Laughs ] 291 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:39,115 [ Both moaning ] 292 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:44,620 ♪♪ 293 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,498 I... remember you. 294 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,542 I remember you. 295 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,793 Let's go. 296 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,211 Hell yeah. 297 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,088 I like your new car. 298 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:55,548 Aah! 299 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,842 [ Door opens ] 300 00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,510 What are you doing down here? 301 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,429 Nothing. I knew it didn't take this long 302 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,180 to go to the bathroom. 303 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,641 And what did you mean when you said, 304 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,725 "Dad said he'd be paranoid"? 305 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,226 Weird sentence. 306 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,728 Just something Dad said in our teens. 307 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,312 Dad wasn't in our teens, Beth. 308 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,232 We're the same person with the same memories. 309 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,859 Does this have something to do 310 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,444 with that cool, younger version of Dad? 311 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,529 No. You're crazy. Here, I'll prove it. 312 00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,489 We can go check on him. Okay. 313 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,825 [ Thunk! ] 314 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,369 Is your skull metal? 315 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,037 It is. 316 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,748 Oh, cool. 317 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,916 Yah! Hyah! 318 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:38,257 Just stop fighting me! 319 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,342 I can't! 320 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:44,764 This is how we stay a family! 321 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,141 [ Panting ] 322 00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:50,645 [ Sighs ] 323 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:54,607 Um, Space... Beth? 324 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,234 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. 325 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,072 Okay, okay, so I'm a memory from the past, 326 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,366 and you and I have a daughter in the future, 327 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,159 and we're in her head right now. 328 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,161 We're together in her head right now. 329 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,913 But there's a special ant-farm brain 330 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,748 Old Real Rick built where we can live forever. 331 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,958 [ Beeping ] Uh, what's wrong? 332 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,002 We should have been shunted over by now. 333 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,463 Beth only had to move us from the subbasement to the garage. 334 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:18,756 I'm gonna go see what's up. 335 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,382 Don't touch anything! 336 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,558 [ Hanna Beth grunting ] 337 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,396 [ Gasps ] 338 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610 Who are you? Um... 339 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,737 Oh, God. I'm your mom... 340 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,738 somehow. 341 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,157 You can't be my mom. 342 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,116 My mom's locked in a box in the subbasement. 343 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,493 I was. 344 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,287 It's something to do with memories or something. 345 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,497 You're too young. I'm a memory just like you. 346 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,708 And I think we're in real you's head. 347 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,209 I'm a memory? 348 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,919 I'm not real? 349 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,546 It's all new to me, too. 350 00:13:58,629 --> 00:13:59,714 I know. We came here in that pod. 351 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:01,090 What?! 352 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,967 Hey! 353 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,426 Ugh! Diane. Rick! 354 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,928 Okay. Plan has a bit of a wrinkle. 355 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,346 I think Real Beth's gone rogue. 356 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,015 Wait. What are you doing out of the pod? 357 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,933 Our daughter was right there, Rick. 358 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,351 I tried to tell her we were both memories, but... 359 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,728 Fuck. Fuck! 360 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,438 Sweetie, telling a memory what they are wakes them up. 361 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,106 What? It does?! 362 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,108 It shouldn't be that easy to create sentience. 363 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,110 Yeah, I think every parent has that thought at some point. 364 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,028 Shit! This... This... This is bad. 365 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,198 I already filled up Beth's suggestible memories 366 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,908 to brainwash her into rescuing <i>you.</i> 367 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,911 Brainwash her? To rescue <i>you!</i> 368 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,579 Aw, our first fight. 369 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,038 [ Crowd cheering ] 370 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,252 This is what happens when you listen to people. 371 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,254 You end up in a fighting pit with an ex-boyfriend 372 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,006 you're not allowed to kill. 373 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,758 I invited you to a thing, Rick! 374 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,467 You didn't have to come! 375 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,553 And you certainly didn't have to take your dead wife 376 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,138 out of your head! 377 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,473 I told you getting closer would be dumb. 378 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,640 [ Jak-Pu yells ] 379 00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,561 Read the fucking room, dude. 380 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,230 I am! 381 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,398 It doesn't seem like your dead wife was the problem. 382 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,901 Oh, yeah? So we're all in agreement. 383 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,028 Guess I'll just go undo it then. 384 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,613 BugAnne: Rick! 385 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,575 Whoa! 386 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,785 Shit! 387 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,996 [ Tool whirs ] 388 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,915 Please work, please work, please work. 389 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,250 Ow! Thank God! 390 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,086 Dad? Easy, slugger. 391 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171 You're lucky you've got a robot spine. 392 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,672 Why are you down here? 393 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,341 Where's Beth? 394 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,884 And what happened to my memory box with Diane? 395 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,762 And where's Memory Rick? 396 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,681 He must have jacked his way into her mind somehow. 397 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,515 Jesus. 398 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,393 One sentient memory running around her head is bad enough. 399 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,728 Her brain could be hosting a full-on outbreak now. 400 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,396 We gotta find her. 401 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,731 I'm gonna flush that little memory turd so hard! 402 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:41,983 Hey, wait. How'd your date go? 403 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,234 Would I be here if it went well? 404 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,071 I had to do it. I-I-I had to do it for Mom. 405 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,697 This is how we stay a family. 406 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,200 This is how we stay a family! 407 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,743 We gotta get to Beth's recent memories. 408 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,787 We'll be on a slight delay, but that's the closest 409 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,123 we can get to talking with her in real time. Our family's not 410 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,374 very normal, is it? 411 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,292 Yeah. They're cool. I got to spend 412 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,544 some time with them in our son-in-law's head. 413 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,170 And that didn't mess anything up? 414 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,464 I'm still nervous about that Beth I woke up. 415 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,968 Well, if she is hunting us, she's not doing a very good job. 416 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,762 [ Clicking ] 417 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,805 Dad? 418 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,098 Me? 419 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,475 That's not our dad. That's an impostor. 420 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,978 And he's filled up our brain like a virus. 421 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,106 But he's just a memory, and so are we. 422 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,149 And so are you. 423 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,902 We've got to be close. 424 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,822 There! 425 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,365 [ Tires screech ] 426 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,037 Damn. Good arm. 427 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,169 Almost there. Whoa! 428 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,672 There you are, sweetie. 429 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,716 Hey, Dad. 430 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,343 What's going on? 431 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,680 She's waking up more of her. [ Grunts ] 432 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,182 What are you Beths doing?! 433 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,225 You'll scramble your own brain! 434 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,729 I wonder where I got... the idea! 435 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,022 Sorry, memory daughter. 436 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,440 Oh, you think you can run? 437 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,276 That you know my own mind better than me? 438 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,280 [ Panting ] Mom, Dad, I, uh... 439 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,948 I think I just killed Space Beth. 440 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,783 Get back here! Just drive, sweetie. 441 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,702 We're so proud of you, hon. 442 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:24,785 ♪♪ 443 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,838 Now what?! I don't know! 444 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,423 This is as far as I planned. 445 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,883 I've never actually had to be a parent. 446 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,135 Should we go back? Rick hates me. 447 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,220 And he pulled you out of his head. 448 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,345 He'll just kill us. 449 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,680 Well, if there's no way out, 450 00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,099 should we just Thelma and Louise this? 451 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,349 Both: Wait. What? 452 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,893 Beth, you're real. Don't do this. 453 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,020 Honey, we'll be fine! I can't live without you. 454 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,229 Honey, please. 455 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,732 This is how we stay a family! 456 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,442 Beth, no! Wait! 457 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,736 If this is a recent memory, doesn't that mean she already... 458 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:55,574 Aah! 459 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,915 [ Clunk! ] Beth, let us help you. 460 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,917 I won't let you take them from me. 461 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,753 They're not your real family! 462 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,799 Listen to me. 463 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,135 You broke my neck, and I still don't want to hurt you. 464 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:21,142 ♪♪ 465 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,185 Oh! My head. 466 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,980 Oh, this... this is how... 467 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,940 Ow... we stay... 468 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,566 [ Groans ] 469 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,654 Beth? 470 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,114 I just want it to end. 471 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,782 Whoa, whoa! I just want it to end. 472 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,992 Whoa! Hey! 473 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,494 You see what you did?! 474 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,831 We're your daughter, and you drove us insane! 475 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,834 So we're gonna kill you before she kills all of us! 476 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,085 Rick! Diane! 477 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,295 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 478 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,922 I'm so confused, Space Beth. 479 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,175 I hear... I hear so many voices. 480 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,551 I remember loving my dad 481 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,427 and then hating my dad. 482 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,389 That's just called being alive, sweetie. 483 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,016 I wasn't there for you, 484 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,851 and someone took advantage of that. 485 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,310 But I'm here now. 486 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,062 Your real dad is here, Beth. 487 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,106 And he's more emotionally open. 488 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,442 [ Sobbing ] 489 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,406 He seems nice. 490 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,408 Why didn't we get <i>that </i>version of Dad? 491 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,119 Wait, what's he doing with his hand? 492 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,038 He's distracting her! That piece of shit! 493 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,582 [ Electricity powers down ] 494 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,669 I wish I could have known her... Mom. 495 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,671 You did. She raised you. 496 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,799 I know, but... I don't really remember. 497 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,967 No one does. 498 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,719 Even I only had a scrap of her. 499 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,180 It's been nice having her in my head for a second. 500 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,431 I think. 501 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,391 Memories aren't real, Beth. 502 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,393 And they can be as self-serving as any of us. 503 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,188 Fuck. The second my memory of Diane broke out, 504 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,773 she helped hijack my daughter. 505 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,234 Your real mom... 506 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,695 loved you more than that. 507 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,031 Guess I'll have to take your word for it. 508 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,701 [ Gasps ] 509 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:05,787 So... it's over? 510 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,456 H-How you doing, sweetie? 511 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,376 You're feeling at all radicalized-y? 512 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,377 I'm fine, Jer. 513 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,711 Pretty impressive 514 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:13,712 reset job. 515 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,214 What happened to Memory Rick? 516 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,049 Oh, uh... 517 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,885 he's gone. 518 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,888 The fuck is this sombering up you all just did? 519 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,139 He gas lit your mom! 520 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,766 Yeah, because he loved grandma. 521 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,352 I'm sad a nice version of you is dead. 522 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,145 He's a weird thought creature. 523 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,146 He was never alive! 524 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,774 Whatever! I'm gonna... 525 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:35,901 I'm gonna fucking go hang out with BugAnne. 526 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,445 That's still going on? [ Door slams ] 527 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,374 <i>Uh, thanks for not killing us.</i> 528 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,667 Listen up, you little activist. 529 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,419 This is as good as you're gonna get. 530 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,421 Ant-farm brain and a patch of empty space. 531 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,506 You get within 100 light-years of my family 532 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,800 or try to build yourself a brain creature 533 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,260 mech suit or whatever, 534 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,262 your whole container thing explodes. 535 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:04,930 <i>You got it, chief.</i> 536 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,640 And look, the fact that you two get this stupid happy ending 537 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,267 where you're young forever and presumably 538 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,852 always fucking drives me insane. 539 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,438 So I'm gonna mind blow myself and forget this ever happened. 540 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,107 You're on your own. 541 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,526 <i>Thank you for keeping me alive this long, Rick.</i> 542 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,527 Yeah. 543 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,237 Goodbye, Memory Diane. 544 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:28,162 ♪ I'm the voice and I won't let you drag me down ♪ 545 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,956 ♪ Down ♪ 546 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:38,755 ♪ If you go, I'm not goin' with you now ♪ 547 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,424 [ Sighs ] 548 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,638 ♪ Don't look back ♪ 549 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,308 ♪ Nothin' left to see ♪ 550 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:53,270 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 551 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,398 ♪ If I let it go ♪ 552 00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:01,987 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 553 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,490 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 554 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,618 ♪ Just like that ♪ 555 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:14,499 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 556 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,669 ♪ I can feel you, though ♪ 557 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:22,841 ♪ Wake me from this dreamin' ♪ 558 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,136 <i>Ooooo-weeee! Season eight. Huh?</i> 559 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:29,515 <i>I liked when Jerry was the Easter Bunny.</i> 560 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,225 <i>That was fun. Oh, and that...</i> 561 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,061 Who is he... Who's he talking to? 562 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,437 I could never tell. 563 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,647 But that data is irrefutable. 564 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,691 His atoms vibrate on a frequency 565 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,110 unlike any found in our whole reality. 566 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,363 And you believe this traveler came here 567 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,156 to replace your husband? 568 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,702 I know I sound insane and self-centered for thinking that. 569 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,704 The facts reveal you to be the opposite. 570 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,747 You've been very brave, Amy. 571 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,416 What would you have us do with him? 572 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,671 Man: Did you get any of that? 572 00:23:02,305 --> 00:24:02,560 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm