"Grand Blue Dreaming" Ticket Scramble

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,709 (本节目纯属虚构) 2 00:00:00,709 --> 00:00:01,376 (法律严禁未成年人饮酒) 3 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,168 (此外对于强迫饮酒,过量饮酒) 4 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:02,919 (在宴席中做出不雅行为等情形) 5 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:03,503 (本节目亦无任何鼓吹之意图) 6 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:04,129 (请仅作为一部搞笑动画轻松观赏) 7 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,005 (此外本作品的登场人物皆为年满20岁之成年人) 8 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:14,014 出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进 9 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,017 此时此刻永远是最棒的季节 10 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,685 Get high! 希望! 11 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,854 就算长大了也没在怕 12 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,982 为追求未知的世界一跃而下 13 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,360 (碧蓝之海2) 14 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,446 永无止尽 15 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,532 永无止尽 16 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,869 永无止尽 17 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,330 永无止尽 18 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:44,377 一二三四五毫无变化 19 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:46,379 永无止尽 20 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:51,092 六日睡到下午滑手机 21 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,552 永无止尽 22 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,262 最近身体越来越迟钝 23 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:55,930 烤肉太腻连腰都在痛 24 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:59,517 虽然累了还得陪家人但我还撑得住 25 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:06,566 再次去感受那天的光辉吧 26 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:10,153 出发吧! 在青春大道全速前进 27 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:13,198 此时此刻永远是最棒的季节 28 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,866 Get high! 希望! 29 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,826 就算长大了也没在怕 30 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:20,163 为追求未知的世界一跃而下 31 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,165 所谓青春 32 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,708 就是持续去追逐理想 33 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,543 青春永远 34 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:27,045 不管几岁都不会褪色 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,005 所谓青春 36 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,465 就是不断地迷惘徬徨 37 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:34,385 青春Forever 38 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:35,012 回归线代理 39 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,347 我觉得好不公平哦 40 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,476 那个…什么意思? 41 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,520 我说我们社团的酒会啊 42 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:47,524 每次都只有男生在放飞自我 43 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:48,942 就是说啊 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,945 你也都和他们闹得挺开心的就是了 45 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:53,738 所以今天 46 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,990 我们要女生一起好好胡闹 47 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,742 简单说就是女子会吧 48 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,453 要在我房间办吗? 49 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,163 这样也比较有趣啊 50 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,249 奈奈华的房间呢? 51 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,292 绝对不行♪ 52 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,795 干杯 53 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,755 这才叫普通的酒会嘛 54 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,257 真是太好了 55 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,635 梓学姐不会觉得这样少了点什么吗? 56 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,095 没有这回事 57 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,555 我也是个少女啊 58 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,683 而且真要说少了点什么的话 59 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,767 怎么了吗? 60 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,478 感觉小千的房间都没什么装饰呢 61 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,397 我也这么觉得 62 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,774 有这些东西就很够了啊 63 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,443 不过还是有化妆品嘛 64 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:34,487 那些是姐姐擅自放的 65 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,158 因为如果都不管 你根本什么也不会准备啊 66 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,701 说的也是 67 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,412 只放化妆品是还没什么关系 68 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,830 还有放其他东西吗? 69 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,583 在千纱房间办女子会? 70 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,835 所以你可以替我拿这些过去吗? 71 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:50,962 千纱 72 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,548 这些是舅舅帮你们准备的… 73 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,009 甚至放这种东西在我房间 74 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,350 你听我解释 75 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,978 那是姐姐买的东西 76 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,688 不是我的 77 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:09,772 是吗 78 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,316 你真的明白吗? 79 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,068 放心吧,我都明白 80 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,738 那是奈奈华姐的东西吧 81 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,823 他绝对误会了 82 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,117 发生什么事了吗? 83 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,494 我感到有些自责 84 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,329 自责? 85 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,081 对于没有遵守约定的自己 86 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,250 谢谢你,千纱 87 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,420 下次我会买更性感的内衣送你的 88 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,006 虽然不太懂是怎么回事 89 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,341 不过这样的确不好呢 90 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,135 你回来啦 91 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,428 解开他的误会了吗? 92 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:41,221 应该吧 93 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,015 你的声音连我们这边都听见了 94 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,435 不过要说这是奈奈华的有点太牵强了吧? 95 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:54,234 我觉得神在各方面来说都很不公平 96 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,237 为什么我们的尺寸都这么小啊 97 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:57,987 我"们"!? 98 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,615 到底为什么呢 99 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,909 你们有做什么特别的事吗? 100 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,786 像是运动或饮食方面 101 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,997 硬要说的话 102 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,540 就是下流的事吧? 103 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,001 真…真的吗? 104 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,963 胸部的成长不都是靠女性荷尔蒙吗? 105 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:19,676 如果要促进分泌的话 那方面的刺激是最有效的 106 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,971 这说法微妙地合情合理 107 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,264 奇怪? 108 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,390 这样说的话… 109 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,269 奈奈华她是… 110 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,437 塞满了对家人的爱啦 111 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,483 简单来说刺激是最重要的 112 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,277 事情就是这样 113 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,532 伊织,再帮我拿这盘过去 114 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,451 舅舅要我拿这盘… 115 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,999 是生鱼片啊 116 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,458 谢谢你,伊织 117 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,169 不好意思,我手现在没空 118 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,754 千纱,你过来一下 119 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,510 我先声明 120 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,595 刚才那是女生之间闹着玩的 121 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:05,179 千纱 122 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,431 干嘛? 123 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:09,309 虽然你可能没有自觉 124 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,312 但你刚才的状况非常危险 125 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,438 你在说什么啊? 126 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:16,649 总而言之 127 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,693 你最好别接触那方面的事 128 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,530 真是的,莫名其妙 129 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,324 小千,这个是电影吗? 130 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:24,782 (苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍) 131 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,659 那是潜水的纪录片 (苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍) 132 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,077 那是你很喜欢的DVD呢 (苍 -潜水纪录片-无限接近于蓝的苍) 133 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,247 我之前借伊织看,他昨天才刚还我 134 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,583 我也想看看呢 135 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:36,461 伊织 136 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,880 学长,你来了啊 137 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,632 这里面装的不是A片哦 138 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:42,717 真的假的 139 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,054 不好意思,我好像装错片了 140 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,473 你也振作点好不好,受不了 141 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,391 对了,里面装的是什么? 142 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,310 是一部潜水电影… 143 00:05:54,000 --> 00:06:00,074 支持我们，欢迎购买VIP移除所有广告，具体：www.OpenSubtitles.org 144 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,699 那是"我要下潜"的手势吗? 145 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,494 不,只是单纯的杀害预告 146 00:06:14,665 --> 00:06:15,750 那个… 147 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:19,837 难得办女子会,看电影也满可惜的嘛! 148 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,131 不要刻意这样顾虑我 149 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:25,093 要我继续看那个其实也可以啦 150 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,761 那样可能有点… 151 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:27,720 不说这个了 152 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,764 说到女子会少不了恋爱话题 153 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,394 那么来聊恋爱话题吧 154 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,145 (没有兴趣) 155 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:36,854 (危险勿触) 156 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:38,272 (完全没有) 157 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,192 请梓学姐先讲吧 158 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,568 我吗? 159 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,113 因为感觉梓学姐经验就很丰富 160 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,157 突然问我一时也答不上来 161 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,909 像是最近碰上的事 162 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,202 最近啊 163 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:52,787 最近的话 164 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,789 就是我问伊织要不要做爱了吧 165 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:59,127 你…你说什么 166 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,295 那后来怎么样? 167 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,756 结果被他拒绝了 168 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,302 难道说梓学姐对伊织… 169 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:11,556 我很喜欢他啊 170 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,269 那爱菜你呢? 171 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,937 我…我那个… 172 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,814 还是先喝酒吧 173 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,441 难得办女子会 174 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:22,942 逃掉了 175 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,235 干杯 176 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,987 好,干杯 177 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,162 奈奈华姐酒量很差吗? 178 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,164 我想应该不算强 179 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,707 对了 180 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:39,667 给你 181 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,961 这是我们学园祭的门票 182 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,380 听说这次采门票制嘛 183 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:46,632 为了防止有怪人跑来 184 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,718 那些来搭讪的人也很烦嘛 185 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:52,096 今年还有知名的校友声优会来 186 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,097 这样啊 187 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,892 伊织和耕平应该会很想要吧 188 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,310 是啊 189 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,854 所以说请不要让那些家伙知道… 190 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,612 来吧,瞎眼女 191 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,989 如果你不想让女子会继续受到污染 192 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,576 就乖乖把那张门票交给我们吧 193 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,077 绝对不要! 194 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:15,870 为什么 195 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,623 不把理由讲出来你们就不懂吗? 196 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,374 总之绝对不行 197 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,584 你那边的门票呢? 198 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:23,085 都已经给掉了 199 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,380 我也只剩给千纱的那张了 200 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,340 你说什么 201 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,758 是这样吗? 202 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,259 (本门票每张可供4人使用) 203 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,135 耕平 204 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:32,261 挡住出口 205 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,763 OK 206 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,600 千纱同学啊 207 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:42,563 你和我之间 有份还没还的人情债吧? 208 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,440 有是有没错 209 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,860 那份人情债我是不会忘记的 210 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,154 你愿意原谅我吗? 211 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,239 你欠我一次 212 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,950 您愿意再让我欠您一份人情债吗 213 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,785 结果是你欠她人情啊 214 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:56,744 你说呢? 215 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:57,662 驳回 216 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:59,664 那让我以保镖身份同行吧 217 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,415 那我就以搬运工的身份 218 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:02,500 不需要 219 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,377 拜托通融一下吧 220 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,295 说到学园祭就一定会有人搭讪吧? 221 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,881 这是为了保护你不被奇怪的男人缠上 222 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,592 我现在已经被两个怪男人缠上了 223 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,805 话说回来,伊织姑且算是千纱的男朋友嘛 224 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,806 惊! 225 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,183 瞎眼女,这不能讲啊 226 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,560 怎么了 227 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,737 太好了,她已经完全醉了 228 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,614 奈奈华,你没事吧? 229 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,491 我没事 230 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:40,204 奈奈华学姐每次喝醉都会变那样吗? 231 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:42,748 她一旦完全喝醉了 232 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,208 千纱 233 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,752 就会开始像这样乱抱人 234 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:47,753 是这样啊 235 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,380 姐姐,很热耶 236 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,050 那我改抱伊织好了 237 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:53,718 请吧 238 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:54,594 爱菜!? 239 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,596 那我也要抱奈奈华 240 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,682 奈奈华,你是不是又变大了? 241 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,642 有一点啦 242 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,811 姐姐…好难受… 243 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,483 这是女子会,男生都给我出去 244 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,528 可恶的瞎眼女 245 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,904 竟然这么粗暴 246 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,241 不过奈奈华姐喝得很醉呢 247 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,827 想不到她喝醉了会随便乱抱人 248 00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:24,665 虽然也多亏如此 她才没听见瞎眼女刚说溜嘴 249 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,252 但比起这个,眼前的问题是 250 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,963 如何弄到青女学园祭的门票对吧 251 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,797 没错 252 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:37,470 早上好 253 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,098 再等我一下,早餐快好了 254 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,770 话说回来,想不到奈奈华姐酒量这么差啊 255 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,562 你说她? 256 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,355 是啊 257 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,690 她昨天喝个烂醉后一把抱住了千纱 258 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,108 那真是怪了 259 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,194 很奇怪吗? 260 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,614 再怎么说她都是我的女儿啊 261 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,367 爸爸和伊织,早上好 262 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,119 早上好 263 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,037 伊织 264 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:03,746 什么? 265 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,416 昨天说你是千纱男朋友的那件事 266 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,877 下次再好好跟我说明清楚吧 267 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,508 这家伙不可能沾几滴酒就醉吧 268 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,013 (碧蓝之海2) 269 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,975 (第一节课开始前) 270 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,985 (第二节课开始前) 271 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,990 (午休) 272 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:46,997 (放学后) 273 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,627 为什么人会变这么多啊 274 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,254 就是说啊 275 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,714 你们这些家伙太烦人了 276 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,424 一群不知羞耻的家伙 277 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,969 听说有青女祭的门票哪还能坐视不管啊! 278 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,388 那在特定族群间可是抢手货啊! 279 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,641 总之和千纱没交集的人都给我滚! 280 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,269 开什么玩笑,把门打开 281 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,729 把出入口堵起来 282 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,605 没有关系的人不准进来 283 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,817 公主,我们将那群愚民赶走了 284 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,403 不,这里还有很多个吧 285 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,655 结果还是剩这么多人吗 286 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,656 还真多呢 287 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,576 不过能去的最多也只有三个人 288 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,203 也就是说除了我还有两个人吗 289 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,873 该怎么决定? 290 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,167 干脆直接来厮杀省得麻烦吧 291 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,626 也没办法了 292 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,794 不,等等 293 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:37,798 不如就让千纱来决定如何? 294 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,883 原来如此 295 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:39,800 合情合理 296 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,136 毕竟是选和古手川一起去的人 297 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554 你也觉得这样比较好吧? 298 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,930 我想自己一个人去… 299 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,182 她好像同意了 300 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,059 (同行者选拔面试) 301 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:51,937 听好了 302 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,523 每个人都有两分钟的时间毛遂自荐 303 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,691 好 304 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,818 好想回去… 305 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,696 (面试者1号: 御手洗优) 306 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,657 就先由我来打头阵吧 307 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,743 御手洗先吗 308 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,203 你打算怎么进攻? 309 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:11,332 我会用挑动女人心的轻松话题让她答应的 310 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,668 古手川同学 311 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,337 你喜欢吃甜食吗? 312 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,255 还算喜欢吧 313 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,465 其实啊 314 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,344 我有个读青女的朋友要卖可丽饼哦 315 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,055 她还会卖鲷鱼烧和红豆年糕汤 316 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,515 不嫌弃的话我可以带你去 317 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225 那个…既然这样的话 318 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:33,103 你去跟那个朋友要门票不就好了吗? 319 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,063 心惊! 320 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:34,730 没办法吗? 321 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,775 不,确实是这样没错… 322 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,527 门票? 323 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,240 我现在和那个女生有点连络不上 324 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,741 给我闭嘴,死垃圾 325 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,117 你个狗日的现充 326 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:48,661 既然有管道就去拜托她啊 327 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,996 千纱,你不用选他 328 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,998 (面试者2号: 山本真一郎) 329 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,750 接下来换我上 330 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,336 为什么他表情这么有自信 331 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,590 我会展现我的火热激情让她理解的 332 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,133 要正面决胜负吗 333 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,636 不耍手段或许比较容易提升好感度吧 334 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,223 古手川同学 335 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,307 干嘛? 336 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,310 我把希望赌在青女祭上了 337 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,980 我发誓一定要交到女朋友 338 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,898 这样啊 339 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:18,816 不,想太多 340 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,025 不可能的 341 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,445 不过,如果说什么都不行那我就死心吧 342 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,656 但是相对的! 343 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,909 请你当我的女朋友 344 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,038 别交给他啊! 千纱! 345 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,665 你太卑鄙了,山本 346 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,084 这根本不是靠热情,是恐吓了吧 347 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,045 我现在已经顾不了那么多啦! 348 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,883 我…我姑且已经有男朋友了 349 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,176 别说了,千纱 350 00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,554 我可能会被他们当场处死 351 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556 (面试者3号: 今村耕平) 352 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,391 接下来换我了 353 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,726 你有什么计划? 354 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,644 我这个人很笨拙,不善言辞 355 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,021 不打算说太多话 356 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,814 那你要怎么做? 357 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,568 我会用男人的背影说明一切 358 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,611 你说什么 359 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,696 竟然走硬派路线 360 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,705 我最多还能再出两张 361 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,874 这哪里算男人的背影啊 362 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,043 根本一丁点男人的要素也没有 363 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,503 光讲漂亮话哪有办法看声优演唱会啊 364 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,214 收钱实在有点… 365 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,091 说得好,千纱 366 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,301 那这条命给你 367 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,219 我愿意献上我这条命 368 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,679 你太不干脆了哦 369 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,473 给我消失吧,人渣 370 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,475 (面试者4号: 野岛元) 371 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,437 让你们看看什么叫追求女性的范本吧 372 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,904 古手川同学,你今天还是一样美 373 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,239 我之所以会如此拼命不为别的 374 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,283 都是为了避免那群丑陋的人渣 375 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,495 在美丽动人的你身边打转 376 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,747 你是楚楚可怜的睡美人 377 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,083 若我是王子的话随时都能将你… 378 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,128 不好意思 379 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,053 那个…请继续说 380 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,930 已经够了 381 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,641 好棒棒的范本啊,野岛 382 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:16,976 简直就像搞笑短剧 383 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,478 你说你是王子的话随时会怎样? 384 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,479 闭嘴 385 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,106 要不是因为她刚好有电话 386 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,901 是你吗! 387 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,528 这样太难看了,野岛 388 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,363 别把气出在北原身上 389 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,908 这不就表示你的追求连智能手机都不如吗 390 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,118 怎么可能有这种事 391 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,411 刚才如果顺利的话… 392 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,622 谢谢,老实说你帮了大忙 393 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,332 古手川同学!? 394 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,959 会这样很正常吧 395 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,879 不过你还真是个不择手段的男人呢 396 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,840 为什么不惜拼命成这样? 397 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,050 一言难尽 398 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094 事情就是这样 399 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,139 我只是"假装"成千纱的男朋友而已 400 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,021 原来是这样啊 401 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,820 我还在想 万一你们真的在交往的话该怎么做呢 402 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,948 实在不太想知道你到时候打算做什么呢 403 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,659 那么伊织,既然这样的话 404 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:16,285 什么? 405 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:21,081 千纱在青女祭应该不会被人搭讪吧? 406 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,543 这关系到我这条小命 407 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,712 所以绝对不能失败 408 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,922 北原,接下来换你了 409 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,300 快点去撞个粉身碎骨吧 410 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,302 (面试者5号: 北原伊织) 411 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,347 那家伙打算做什么? 412 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,768 千纱,选择我吧 413 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,770 这也是为了你好 414 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,272 为什么是为了我好啊 415 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,940 你仔细想想 416 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,070 你也不希望自己家里出现死人和杀人犯吧? 417 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,946 等等,这是什么意思? 418 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033 难道你不惜杀了我也要… 419 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,326 你误会了 420 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,786 会死的人是我 421 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,621 犯人则是奈奈华姐 422 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,999 为什么会和姐姐扯上关系 423 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,959 你说这个啊 424 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,170 因为奈奈华姐是个重度妹控 425 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,880 而且她非常溺爱你 426 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,423 是这样吗? 427 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,468 对不起,我姐姐是个重度妹控 428 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,137 不可能会变这样吧 429 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,890 我无法说明理由 430 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,184 但还是拜托了,选择我吧 431 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:22,726 不要 432 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,435 我知道了 433 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,521 不管你说什么我都愿意听 434 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,190 那你去给车子撞五次然后死心吧 435 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,317 被撞五次的意义在哪里!? 436 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,194 千纱,就求你这次了 437 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,821 时间到了 438 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,531 北原,两分钟过了 439 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,990 快点给我退场 440 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,367 千纱! 千纱! 441 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,369 (面试者6号: 藤原健太) 442 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,538 那最后换我了 443 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,206 原来你还在啊 444 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:48,001 这家伙和古手川很少有交集,又没什么特征 445 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,503 根本不用比了 446 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,589 只要你愿意带我去 447 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,383 我就什么也不做 448 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,929 等你让我入场后我们就分开 449 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,889 我不会一个人随便乱来 450 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,809 也绝对不会妨碍到你的 451 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020 糟糕,原来是这样吗 452 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:10,232 千纱根本不要求我们"为她做些什么" 453 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109 最重要的是 454 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,320 能不能"不为她做些什么" 455 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,158 你觉得呢? 古手川同学 456 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,826 如果是这样的话 457 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,827 被他摆了一道 458 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,495 那家伙才是最强的策士啊 459 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,164 这下输定了 460 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,125 我怎么能就这样轻言放弃 461 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,377 这些家伙的目的都是女人 462 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:33,338 最后还是没办法大不了就这么算了 463 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,174 但是我… 464 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,261 背负的东西和你们不一样啊! 465 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,638 不小心脚滑使出肘击了 466 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,350 你这家伙… 467 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,852 果然没错 468 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,564 你可能会做的事早就被我看透了 469 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,069 你他妈… 470 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,655 抱歉啦 471 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:03,452 我一个手滑把沾满药品的手帕碰到你脸上了 472 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,954 那也是没办法的事 473 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,372 这些家伙 474 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,416 他们怎么会拼命到这个地步 475 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,336 不过这下事情变得单纯多了 476 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,005 简单来说只要干掉所有人就行了吧 477 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507 打从一开始就应该这样了 478 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,926 谁怕谁啊 479 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,511 我把我这条命赌在这场战斗上了 480 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,847 那我差不多该走了 481 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,934 想逃也是没用的 482 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,561 胜负马上就揭晓了,再等我们一下 483 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,938 有种来啊 484 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,112 给我去死吧 485 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,072 快住手 486 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,533 我觉得这样真的很不好 487 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:47,537 大家都是好朋友,却为了这种事吵架 488 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,958 朋友不是应该要保持对等关系吗? 489 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,544 只有一部分人能得到好处 这样实在太奇怪了 490 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,713 我相信 491 00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:01,802 在场的大家都不是会和朋友互相争斗的人 492 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,178 古手川同学 493 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,014 对等而且平等才算是朋友吗 494 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:08,600 确实是这样没错 495 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,227 对不起,千纱 496 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,311 抱歉 497 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689 很高兴你们能了解这点 498 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,691 所以这张门票就我一个人… 499 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,818 那我和你们几个 500 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,153 从这一刻起就不再是朋友啦! 501 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,365 这样就能毫无牵挂地战斗了 502 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,160 不,那个…我不是这个意思 503 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:31,248 我是说比起眼前的利益 希望你们能更珍惜朋友 504 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,209 闹够了没啊… 505 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,670 怎么了? 御手洗 506 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,090 是我读青女的青梅竹马发来的 507 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,884 既然你都这么说了那就给你吧 508 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,761 不过下不为例哦 509 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,015 下次敢再背叛我,我就打断你的颚骨 510 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,767 她好像还是决定给我门票了 511 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,520 这样你们那边就有四人了 512 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,981 再加上千纱的门票就能轻松入场了 513 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:57,357 是啊 514 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,817 也就是说 515 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,323 这样啊 516 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,908 你们大家要一起去逛青女祭了啊 517 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,368 是啊 518 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,413 为什么你的表情看起来那么难受? 千纱 519 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,467 想和你聊聊 想和你聊聊 520 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,302 想先了解你的所有一切 521 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,304 才聚一次就散那多无聊 522 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,014 都准备好续二三四摊了 523 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,682 随着夜越深真心越明显 524 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,476 让我们潜得更深入一点 525 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,227 你的历史 你的景色 526 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,687 解开一页页你的故事 527 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,898 再更靠近一点 528 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,441 你就是我的故事中的主打 529 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,151 明天就会忘记的这场相遇 530 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,527 保持未完成反而恰到好处 531 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,654 再多展现内在 532 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,365 口无遮拦 口无遮拦 533 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,241 有事要抱怨等酒醒后再说 534 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,285 现在就先珍惜这种感觉吧 535 00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:52,746 为了不要留下悔恨 536 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,792 全心全力活在当下 537 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,502 你可以吧? 超越极限 538 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,253 不只通宵一路狂欢到中午 539 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,173 嗨起来! 540 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,050 总之先脱再说吧 541 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,427 让我们赤诚相待 542 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:10,722 拿出彼此的人生来激荡交锋 543 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,599 刚认识就将羞耻心秒丢一旁 544 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,184 好想畅谈展露出的真实之心 545 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,978 Do It Now… 546 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:21,274 这是打破你我隔阂的魔法咒语 547 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,653 一旦习惯其实也没什么大不了 548 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,196 只要脱掉了衣服就不可思议地 549 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:27,823 酒变得更香话匣子也变得更开 550 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,700 Try It Now… 551 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:38,583 不知不觉心灵也随着身体变得一丝不挂 552 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:49,970 (下一回 第一次的女子大学) 552 00:23:50,305 --> 00:24:50,688 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm