"Big City Greens" Short Wait/Awful Lawful

1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:04,296 [♪ opening theme music playing] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 3 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,350 <i>♪ One, two... One, two three, four ♪</i> 4 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,062 <i>♪ La, la, la la, la, la, la, la ♪</i> 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,731 <i>♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪</i> 6 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,193 <i>♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪</i> 7 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,741 [tummy rumbles] 8 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,326 [groans] 9 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:37,662 I've never been so hungry! 10 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,955 Don't worry, Cricket. 11 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:41,624 The ultimate family dining experience will soon commence! 12 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,668 Plus, I was rooting around in the junk drawer 13 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,670 and found a gift card. 14 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,673 I, too, am excited, but why did we have to skip lunch? 15 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,342 Yeah, what did lunch ever do to you? 16 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,761 Well, I figured if you had a big appetite, 17 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,305 you'd be just as excited as I am for... 18 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,640 Weekdays! 19 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:58,849 Is there food in there? 20 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,851 Yes, Cricket. There's food. 21 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:04,563 My, my, my. Look at the craftsmanship on these columns. 22 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,108 You can barely tell they're Styrofoam. 23 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,402 Wow, and check out the... [grunts] 24 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,821 ...menus. These are just the appetizers. 25 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,406 They got everything. 26 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:16,575 I don't need everything. I need anything! 27 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:19,537 I'm starving... 28 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,706 Cricket, let go of my pants. 29 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:25,459 [clears throat] Green family, party of three. 30 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,295 Okay, we'll add you to the list. 31 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,589 - It'll just be a short wait. - Huh? 32 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,383 [chuckles] Hi, I'm sorry, excuse me. 33 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:35,511 But just how long is a "short wait"? 34 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,388 Not long. Short even. 35 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,224 Okay. And how long is that? 36 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,768 Your table will be ready when the buzzer goes off. 37 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,854 - [grumbling] - [gasps] 38 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:49,525 I see. We dine when the buzzer deems us worthy. 39 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:53,612 So, say you had to assign a specific number of minutes 40 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,281 before the buzzer goes off. 41 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,950 What would that number be? Hmm? 42 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,453 All these people arrived before you, 43 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,621 so you can eat after they're seated. 44 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,291 Ah, yes, that's completely reasonable. 45 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,252 <i>I'm literally gonna starve to death.</i> 46 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:10,880 [Bill] Oh. Oh, my. 47 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,423 Listen up, family. 48 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,550 We ain't gonna get seated for a while. 49 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,678 So we gotta survive by any means necessary. 50 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,722 Things will get desperate. 51 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,433 We'll likely have to eat our own shoes. 52 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,601 [banjo string strums] 53 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:24,935 Dibs on Dad's boots! [growls] 54 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,897 Cricket, stop. I'm trying to read about the jalapeno poppers. 55 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,483 It's just a few minutes. You can wait. 56 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,818 Wait? I'm Cricket Green. 57 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,321 Man... [makes karate noises] 58 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,489 ...of action. 59 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,823 I don't just wait. 60 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,743 We've gotta do something. 61 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,746 They got egg rolls, and rolled eggs? 62 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,874 They told me the perfect restaurant didn't exist. 63 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,250 - [buzzing] - [gasps] 64 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,294 Terry, that's us. That's us! 65 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,506 - Alexander, party of two. - Coming. 66 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,299 Hurry up, Terry. 67 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,301 Sorry about him. [scoffs] 68 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,594 Did you see that, brother? 69 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,639 The buzzer decides who eats when. 70 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,308 We must appease it. 71 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,852 No, I'm not gonna wait for some dumb buzzer. 72 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,772 What are the chances everyone ahead of us just leaves? 73 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,524 I hardly think people would leave 74 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,276 this fine establishment on their own. 75 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,571 "Fine establishment," you say? 76 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,865 Hmm... [slurps] 77 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,784 Ah. Now, let's see. 78 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,869 Thompson, party of three. 79 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,246 Oh, that's us. 80 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,539 [retches, spits] 81 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,623 Put 'er there. 82 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,707 [groans] 83 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,543 Oh, you must not know. 84 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:34,004 Here at Weekdays, we give a... [burps] 85 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,841 ...howdy-do to all our customers. 86 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:39,009 I'll be your server tonight... 87 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,512 [sneezes, groans] 88 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,223 ...and I'll be handling all your food. 89 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,766 All our food? 90 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,687 Well, usually, I just clean the bathrooms, but we're so slammed tonight, 91 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:53,274 they even have me kneading the bread dough. 92 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,358 - I'm out. - Wait. 93 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,945 They won't seat us if our whole party isn't here. 94 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,656 No. No, we won't. 95 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,283 [tummy rumbles] 96 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,868 Fear not, sweet tummy. 97 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,703 Only a couple of names left now. 98 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,830 [tummy rumbles] 99 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,748 [Tilly] Oh, mighty buzzer. 100 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:13,377 I come bearing offerings of breath mints and toothpicks, 101 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,380 asking only that you grant us the boon 102 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,424 of your mighty buzz. 103 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,968 I gotta say, these starters look delicious. 104 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,888 Oh, aperitifs. Sounds exotic. 105 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:28,350 Papa, no! The buzzer must maintain an idolizing level of height. 106 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:29,852 Okay... 107 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,562 Apologies, your grace. 108 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,565 Papa knows not of thine ways. 109 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,108 No, wait. 110 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,444 I'm saying the problem is solved. 111 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:42,490 I fished the rat out of the toilet with my own hands. 112 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,783 Fine. Have it your way. 113 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,703 Excuse me. I overheard what you've been saying. 114 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,330 Is all that really true? 115 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,499 If you're waiting for a table, yes. 116 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,000 That's all I needed to hear. 117 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:56,462 Suzette Blair, Big City Health Inspector. 118 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,507 I'd hoped to enjoy my day off with a quiet meal, 119 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,716 but I took an oath. 120 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,426 What's going on here? 121 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,011 I need to see your kitchen. 122 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:07,681 Word is you've got rats, unhygienic practices, 123 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,558 and underage employees. 124 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,560 [softly] A triple threat. 125 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,937 Attention, everyone. 126 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,939 Weekdays must shut down its kitchen 127 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,983 while I make an emergency health inspection. 128 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,152 Apologies for the slight delay. 129 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,612 Slight delay? 130 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,573 Exactly how long is a slight delay? 131 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,742 A bit longer than a short wait. 132 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:30,746 - A bit longer? - [tummy rumbles] 133 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,165 [tummy groans] 134 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,001 Wow, that's a tall drink of water. 135 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,128 Dad, we gotta eat somewhere else! 136 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,588 What? Why? 137 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,965 They closed down the kitchen. 138 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,967 It's time to cut our losses and go. 139 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,094 Go? You don't understand. 140 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,388 My gift card expires tomorrow. 141 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,723 This money dies if we don't use it tonight. 142 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,726 - We can't bail now. - We can't not bail. 143 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,604 I'm starving, and Tilly is losing her mind! 144 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,857 Look, oh vengeful buzzer. 145 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:03,028 I've assembled thine robes just as you've asked of me. Glory! 146 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,489 - We're not leaving. - [grunts] 147 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:08,534 Maybe you're not, but I am. 148 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,743 [grunts] All right. 149 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,621 There's got to be other food around here somewhere. Huh? 150 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,707 Burgers and fries, here I come! 151 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,959 [grunts] Give me a burger! 152 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,795 Oh? Ah, you've made a common error. 153 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,380 My name is Archibald Burgers, 154 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,841 and this is my associate, Genevieve Fries. 155 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,802 - Yeah. - It's a fine art, not food. 156 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:30,514 - Yeah. - What? [screams, pants] 157 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,684 - [automated voice] <i>Walk sign is on.</i> - [gasps] Barbecue! 158 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,854 [grunts] You'd better not sell art. 159 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,732 No art here, only authentic barbecue, 160 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,567 just like mama used to make. 161 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,610 Bingo-bang-- 162 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,737 But we just sold out everything! 163 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,740 Apparently, the place across the street got shut down. 164 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,491 Everyone came over here. 165 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,743 Oh, come on! 166 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,870 You could try the doughnut shop next door. 167 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:55,873 - [screams] - Y'all-a come-a back now, you hear? 168 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,041 [panting] 169 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,626 - [groaning] - [glass squeaking] 170 00:06:58,627 --> 00:06:59,793 Finally... 171 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,003 [grunts] Huh? 172 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,797 No. No. 173 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,175 No! [cries] 174 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,093 No, no, no... 175 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,722 [grunting angrily] I'm hungry! 176 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,767 - [grunts] - [both gasp] 177 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:15,893 Are we safe? 178 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,103 Tom, we work in a donut shop. 179 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,856 We're never safe. 180 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:24,485 Hearken unto me, ye hungry and forgotten. 181 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,071 Savory salvation is at hand 182 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,782 for those loyal to the buzzer. 183 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,951 Its spirit... it is inside me! 184 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,913 [speaking gibberish] 185 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:38,957 You're a nonbeliever, aren't you? Repent! 186 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,709 Okay, sweetie, 187 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:44,088 why don't you come with Daddy and have some quiet time? 188 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,841 Well, it seems I've been the victim of an inscrutable prank. 189 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,677 No health violation here. 190 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,096 The kitchen is open again. 191 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,681 Thank goodness. 192 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,265 - [buzzing] - [gasps] 193 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:56,517 Do you see? 194 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,935 We have been chosen. 195 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,646 The buzzer provides! 196 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,315 I guess that buzzer is pretty powerful. 197 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,484 Let's go, Tilly. 198 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,277 [all chanting] Please. 199 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,571 Green party, ready to be seated. 200 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,824 Hmm. This says you're a party of three, 201 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,951 but I only see two people. 202 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:14,993 Huh? 203 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,745 If your whole party isn't here, 204 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,997 I'll have to remove your name from the list. 205 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,165 [Bill] Wait! 206 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,917 Cricket! 207 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,961 Cricket? Cricket? 208 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,796 [toilet flushes] 209 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,216 Let me in! [grunting] 210 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,801 [squeaking] 211 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,929 Cricket! It's ready! 212 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,724 The wait is over... 213 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,058 - [automated voice] <i>Wait.</i> - Huh? 214 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,978 <i>Wait. Wait, wait, wait...</i> 215 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,063 - Oh, are you serious? <i>- Wait, wait, wait...</i> 216 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,857 That's it. I'm going for it. 217 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,942 - Son, don't! - [Cricket screams] 218 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,193 - No... - [traffic honking] 219 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,071 - [screaming continues] - [tires screeching] 220 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,991 - My boy. - Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. Let's go! 221 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:56,035 [grunts] I'm ready to eat! 222 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,288 Too late. I can add you to the bottom of the list if you'd like, 223 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,290 but it'll be a short wait. 224 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,626 [woman's voice echoes] <i>Short wait. Short wait.</i> 225 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,711 No. 226 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,212 [electrical buzzing] 227 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:11,091 No tempura nachos. No Baja Rangoons. 228 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,219 What a waste of a perfectly good gift card. 229 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,014 [grunts] 230 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,641 You get the idea. 231 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:24,730 Indeed, life is nothing but false idols and broken promises. 232 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,733 Yeah, all that, and I'm still hungry. 233 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,902 We're all hungry, Cricket. 234 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,904 Was it really so hard to just wait? 235 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,656 Yes, I'm Cricket Green. 236 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,243 Man... [makes weak karate noises] 237 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,495 ...of action. 238 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,831 Doing nothing's the hardest thing in the world for me. 239 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,125 But you could have done it if you really wanted to. 240 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,210 Huh? 241 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,670 It's too late for that now. 242 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:52,550 Let's just go home and eat some soggy leftovers. 243 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:55,719 No. 244 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,055 I say we go back in there, 245 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,307 and put our names at the bottom of the list, 246 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,017 and wait. 247 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,101 Cricket? 248 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,021 I hate waiting more than anything in the world. 249 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:10,776 But for you, Dad, this man of action is willing to do... 250 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,902 nothing. 251 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,655 And I'm also willing to do nothing. 252 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:15,990 What do you say, Dad? 253 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,700 You son of a gun. 254 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,954 - [♪ rock music playing] <i>- ♪ Sometimes you gotta stand up ♪</i> 255 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,249 <i>♪ Sometimes you gotta fight ♪</i> 256 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,210 <i>♪ This time isn't one of those times ♪</i> 257 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,671 <i>♪ Time to just sit tight ♪</i> 258 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,005 <i>- ♪ You gotta wait ♪ - ♪ Wait ♪</i> 259 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,091 <i>♪ Hold your horses ♪</i> 260 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,177 <i>♪ Time slowly ticks on by ♪</i> 261 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,805 <i>♪ Feels like watching paint dry ♪</i> 262 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,056 <i>♪ You gotta wait ♪</i> 263 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,432 [buzzing] 264 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,935 [woman] Green party of three. 265 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,645 Your table is ready. 266 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,106 - [♪ rock music ends] - [Greens cheer] 267 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,150 Ah... 268 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,235 [all] Ah... 269 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,987 I'm proud of you, son. 270 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,196 You really did it. 271 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,408 No, Dad. We all did it. 272 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,910 [tummy] Yay. 272 00:11:01,305 --> 00:12:01,229 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm