"Phineas and Ferb" The Bad Old Days/Mantis Fact!

1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,461 [Candace] You know what people take for granted? 2 00:00:03,462 --> 00:00:05,254 The sounds of the summer, 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:08,341 the way ice crackles in a cold beverage, 4 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,802 and bees buzzing on their busy way. 5 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:13,388 The chirping of the summer birds-- 6 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:14,263 [distant screaming] 7 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,973 Okay. Maybe they're acting up today. 8 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,810 Ugh. I should've known better. I'll call you back, Stacy. 9 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:21,813 A little Buford's telling me the boys are up to something. 10 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:25,983 Cawa pilala! Cawa pilala! Cawa pilalala! 11 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,277 I do not think that is what they sound like. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,696 All right, what's with the weird noises? 13 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:31,114 Hey, Candace! 14 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:34,242 We're hoping to see the mockmacaws as they pass through Danville. 15 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,493 - Mockma who now? - [Isabella] Yeah. 16 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,536 Mockmacaws! 17 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,704 Rare migratory birds 18 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,788 that can camouflage themselves 19 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,498 with their color-changing plumage. 20 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,750 They can also copy sounds and voices and stuff. 21 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,378 Genetically speaking, they fall somewhere between 22 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,797 parrots and chameleons. 23 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,550 Whatever. Bird calls is a new low for you guys. 24 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,926 Right below the bookshelf. 25 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,470 Call me when you have something actually bustable. 26 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,889 Maybe we should have told her about macaw mansion. 27 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,224 [Buford] Funny. 28 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,935 I noticed none of the ladies in your family like to look up. 29 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:03,730 Ooh. Maybe we should build a Perry palace next. 30 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,315 Hey, where is Perry? 31 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,611 [communicator vibrating] 32 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,742 <i>Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has bought up all of the bug spray</i> 33 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,035 <i>in the Tri-State Area.</i> 34 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,913 <i>It could be that he's just hosting a little summer soiree.</i> 35 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,041 <i>That would mean a bunch of evil scientists in one place.</i> 36 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:27,003 <i>Conclusion, he must be up to something nefarious.</i> 37 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,672 <i>You know what to do, Agent P.</i> 38 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,843 [engine whirring] 39 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:37,263 <i>Hey Carl, how many people have RSVP'd to my barbecue?</i> 40 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,015 <i>- One. - Is that including you?</i> 41 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,349 <i>Yes.</i> 42 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,809 <i>So none.</i> 43 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,519 <i>Don't judge yourself for this.</i> 44 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,481 <i>This is not a measure of you as a man.</i> 45 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,693 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 46 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:51,779 Psst! Down here. 47 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,491 Perry the Platypus. I'm so glad you're here. 48 00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,409 Let me catch you up via monologue. 49 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,036 I've recently gotten into home gardening, 50 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,829 you know, fruits and veggies. 51 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,414 Anyway, the garden was doing well, 52 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,958 and it even attracted a colony of praying mantises. 53 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,627 All female. Go figure. 54 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,837 Vanessa got me this book of facts about them. 55 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,465 See, naturally prey on garden pests. 56 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,800 - Mantis fact! - [snaps fingers] 57 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,554 [whispering] Now's our chance! 58 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,056 Anyway, I had a lot of pests 59 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,058 so I decided to make the mantises bigger, 60 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,810 using my ultragrow-inator. 61 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,522 I would behold it, but I left it on the balcony. 62 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:29,106 The Inator has a reverse switch, 63 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:33,819 but there's an entire army of giant mantises in the way. 64 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,030 So you've got to help me get out there, Perry the Platypus. 65 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,741 It's the only way to defeat them. 66 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,495 [♪ intense music playing] 67 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,707 - Phineas? - [Phineas] Up here. 68 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,502 Is all this worth it just to spot some dumb birds? 69 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,128 Yes. Yes, it is. 70 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,838 The only known photo is this blurry one 71 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,924 where they camouflaged themselves as a sasquatch. 72 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,802 Then we'll get the first photo of one uncamouflaged! 73 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,096 - Everyone got their cameras ready? - [flashes] 74 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,390 Ferb, turn on the vacancy sign! 75 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,809 We're open for business. 76 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,979 [♪ hip-hop music playing] 77 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:10,106 [chorus] <i>♪ Welcome to our bird mansion ♪</i> 78 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,024 <i>♪ Just fly on in, rest your wings ♪</i> 79 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,068 <i>♪ Relax, tell us how you been ♪</i> 80 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,696 <i>♪ It's four stories high with a bird elevator ♪</i> 81 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,823 <i>♪ The penthouse has its very own movie theater ♪</i> 82 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,409 <i>♪ You want refreshments? Just ring the waiter ♪</i> 83 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,994 <i>♪ I didn't sign up for this ♪</i> 84 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,537 <i>♪ Man, don't be a hater ♪</i> 85 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,956 <i>♪ If you've got wings, a beak and feathers ♪</i> 86 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,083 <i>♪ There's no better place for you to get together ♪</i> 87 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,711 <i>♪ Here's a satin perch so you can rest your talons ♪</i> 88 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,422 <i>♪ We got gourmet birdseed by the gallon ♪</i> 89 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,674 <i>♪ If you are goose, a chicken a penguin or a duck ♪</i> 90 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,344 <i>♪ Just come on in, 'cause we don't discriminate ♪</i> 91 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,888 <i>♪ Welcome to our bird mansion ♪</i> 92 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,599 <i>♪ Where the beat goes boom ♪</i> 93 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,934 <i>♪ Make yourself at home, we've got plenty of room ♪</i> 94 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,520 <i>- ♪ Antique mirrors ♪ - ♪ Wall to wall newspaper ♪</i> 95 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,897 <i>♪ Check out this topiary, got a great landscaper ♪</i> 96 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,108 <i>♪ A parakeet, a seagull a cockatoo, a parrot ♪</i> 97 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,736 <i>- ♪ There's a gold birdbath ♪ - ♪ We're talking 24 carat ♪</i> 98 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,071 <i>♪ We got blueprints for a planned expansion ♪</i> 99 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,992 <i>♪ It's already super fly, it's a big bird mansion ♪</i> 100 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,786 [birds cawing] 101 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,204 Well, the mockmacaws are here, 102 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,874 but they keep camouflaging every time I try to take their picture. 103 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,918 I thought there was more furniture here than I remembered. 104 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,088 Seriously, birdwatching is so lame. [scoffs] 105 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,883 I had such a good feeling about busting today, too. 106 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:19,885 [bird cawing] 107 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,219 A giant birdhouse? 108 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,846 How could I have missed it? 109 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,557 - Mom! - [Mom] Yes, Candace. What is it? 110 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,935 Follow me outside and be prepared to look up. 111 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,980 We should study up, Perry the Platypus. 112 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,566 It's like they say, "Know, thy enemy." 113 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,734 I don't know who says that. 114 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,986 But look, mantises have long necks, 115 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,197 triangular heads, and bulging eyes. 116 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:42,531 Ooh! Kind of like me! 117 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,241 - [snaps fingers] - Mantis fact! 118 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:48,120 Did you know that mantises are the only insect that can see in 3D? 119 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,539 - [snaps fingers] - Mantis fact! 120 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,209 Look, my Inator. 121 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,544 Ugh, the battery's dead. 122 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,754 Ooh, Perry the Platypus, 123 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,172 you've got to try my homegrown rhubarb. 124 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,174 - Here, I'll break you off a piece. - [snaps] 125 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,677 [yells] 126 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,639 Did you know that they're the only insect 127 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,141 that can turn their head 180 degrees? 128 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,602 - [snaps fingers] - Mantis fact! 129 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,938 Oh, just like that. See? 130 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,981 Oh, I can't stop snapping so loudly 131 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,943 - when I say "Mantis fact." - [snaps fingers] 132 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,862 [screams] Huh? 133 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:23,656 Oh, uh... oh! 134 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,825 Well, this is so sudden, but... 135 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,202 but yes, a thousand times yes. 136 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,621 And now that I've married into the family, 137 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:33,624 I can use this mantis army to take over 138 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,627 the entire Tri-State Area! 139 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,673 Ladies, trap Perry the Platypus! 140 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,884 Ah-ha, see that? That's called karma. 141 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,095 You do a little good and the universe pays you back 142 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,724 with a whole lot of evil. Right, honey? 143 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:53,310 A bird mansion? Well, that's certainly something new. 144 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:56,648 Just stop painting that vintage carousel horse and come see. 145 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:04,074 146 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,324 How thoughtful! 147 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:11,287 They're even going to feed me before we take over the Tri-State Area. 148 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,749 Okay, but you're supposed to bring the food out on the platter. 149 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,584 It's okay. We'll work on that part. 150 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,712 - [smacks] - Hey, what was that for? 151 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,298 [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Um, wait. Mantises eat their husbands? 152 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,550 - [snaps fingers] - Mantis fact! 153 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,261 One of my recurring nightmares is being cooked and served as dinner. 154 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,890 So this is weirdly familiar to me. 155 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,601 [clanging] 156 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,193 [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Ah! 157 00:06:46,782 --> 00:06:48,407 They're so good at camouflage. 158 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,034 They must have slipped right past us. 159 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,787 Wait. Look, up in the tree. 160 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,790 - [Isabella gasps] - [birds caw] 161 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,917 I can't get a clear shot. 162 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,835 - Buford! - What? 163 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:00,961 I thought I'd shake things up. 164 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,256 Oh yes. [imitates] Shake things up. 165 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,216 Well, that's weird. 166 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,551 Shake things up. 167 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,804 Mom, look, it's the bird mansion. 168 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,056 It's right there. 169 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,766 Mom. You're looking right at it. 170 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,185 - Wait, you can see it? - Yes, Candace. 171 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:19,605 You mean for once you actually are seeing what the boys built? 172 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,316 My busting dream has finally come true? 173 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,276 Today be-eth "The Day"? 174 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,444 Yes, Candace. 175 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,821 - [caws] - Oh, no! 176 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,280 It's one of those stupid birds. 177 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,283 It's two of those stupid birds. 178 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,661 [glass breaks] 179 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,752 Mantis facts are a lot less fun 180 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,879 when your life is on the line, huh? 181 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,257 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 182 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,009 Ah, if only I had a battery. 183 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:54,140 But there's so many mantises between me and the bottom drawer in my kitchen. 184 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,268 Excellent! Thank you, Perry The Platypus, 185 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,103 [fires Inator] 186 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,941 Houston, it's happening again. 187 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,651 [continues firing] 188 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,028 I don't have very good aim. 189 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,157 [fires] 190 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,158 Phew! 191 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,243 Take my advice, Perry the Platypus, 192 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,288 stay single as long as you can. 193 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,832 If only we could get them down here somehow. 194 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,166 I'm Buford. 195 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,920 Let's try solving our problems with brute strength. 196 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,964 Oh, I'm Baljeet, 197 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,300 and I am being real judgy today. 198 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,969 Real judgy. [caws] 199 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,762 They're mockmacaws. 200 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,764 They love it when we mock each other. 201 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,016 Oh, we can use that. 202 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,310 I'm Buford, and I like to eat bugs. 203 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,353 Mmm. You know it. 204 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,397 Check out my Ferb. 205 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,316 That sounds just like Ferb. 206 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,527 I'm Phineas and my head doesn't make any biological sense. 207 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,698 [laughs] It's like listening to a mirror. 208 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,742 Ooh. Hold still, Isabella. 209 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,911 I think I can get you in the shot, too. 210 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,371 [continues firing] 211 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,959 Not so threatening now that you're back to your normal size, are you? 212 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:08,255 [laughs nervously] Good thing I appreciate irony. 213 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,007 No feathers this time, right? Come on! 214 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,384 What does that even mean? 215 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,972 Come on, come on. Big me again. Big me! 216 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,308 Mom! Look! 217 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,017 [cawing] 218 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,852 [camera shutter clicks] 219 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,022 - [battery charges] - [gasps] Huh? 220 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,233 [beeping] 221 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,819 [exclaims, grunts] 222 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,406 [groans] Oh, I forgot to hit the reverse switch, 223 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,575 so it just made me even smaller. 224 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,118 Wait. Hold on. 225 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,830 Shouldn't we at least try couples counseling first? 226 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,255 [birds chirps] 227 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,465 Well, I wouldn't call it giant. 228 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,008 Great job, boys. 229 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,218 This deserves pie. 230 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,344 But... but... but... 231 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,305 I think our feathered friends have finally departed. 232 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,058 So, did you get the photo? 233 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,934 [Phineas] Oh, no! 234 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,811 It must have camouflaged itself as me 235 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,396 right before the flash went off. 236 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,563 Sorry, Isabella. 237 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,357 I really thought I had it. 238 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,566 It's okay, Phineas. 239 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,901 I still appreciate all the help. 240 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:15,155 And something tells me I'm gonna treasure this photo even more. 241 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,365 You've got to believe me. 242 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,575 There were these color-changing, voice-copying birds 243 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:21,120 hiding the boy's invention the whole time. 244 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,454 I believe. [caws] 245 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,831 Wait a second. 246 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,417 [all cawing] 247 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:31,338 Not you too, Perry! You can't all be birds! 248 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,923 What's happening! 249 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,842 What is even real? 250 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,345 No! No! [screams] 251 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,181 Caw! Caw, caw, caw! 252 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,184 [cawing repeatedly] 253 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,109 [sighs] I am so tired. 254 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,654 The jetlag is really hitting me now. 255 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,823 I just... 256 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,825 [sighs] 257 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,496 I should probably get up. 258 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,125 This floor is just so comfortable. 259 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,044 Is this pine? 260 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,799 Two more minutes, that's all. 260 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm