"Kiff" Martin Waxed the Floors!/Juice Break
ID | 13203183 |
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Movie Name | "Kiff" Martin Waxed the Floors!/Juice Break |
Release Name | Kiff.S02E20A.Martin.Waxed.the.Floors.1080p.DSNP.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb |
Year | 2025 |
Kind | tv |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 37212192 |
Format | srt |
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- [♪ theme music playing]
<i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
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<i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i>
- [♪ theme music concludes]
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[both laugh]
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{\an8}[Martin] <i>Brought to you by
Joanie's Waxing Bamzonis.</i>
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{\an8}<i>Now that's slippery.</i>
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{\an8}[yawns, gasps]
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Barry. Look!
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Is that what I think it is?
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<i>Tell... everyone.</i>
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[knock on door]
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[sighs] Bye-bye, Buffy.
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[all cheering]
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[Randy] Okay, my turn.
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Aw, yeah!
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[all chuckling, cheering]
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[chews]
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Hey, Renée!
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[all] Whoa!
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Trevor, you little light bulb.
What did you just do?
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I think I invented a new game,
and I'm calling it
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Trash Ball... Ball.
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We're gonna need more sticks.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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Whoo! How many points was that?
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Mm, technically, three.
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Two for the goal
and one for the bounce back.
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Candle was mid-air
when she caught it,
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and the can had no rattle,
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- so that's another two points.
- Mid-air, one point.
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No rattle from can,
also one point.
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New ball!
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[lip smacks] Ooh.
Ooh-wee, that's sticky.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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[all cheering]
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This is like hands down
the most fun we've ever had.
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But wait, who won?
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I think it's safe to say
we're all winners, Trev.
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[chuckles] Let's take a selfie.
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Okay, everyone say,
"Trashball-Ball is perfect
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the way it is,
and it will never change."
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"Trashball-Ball is perfect
the way it is,
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and it will never change!"
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Kenny! Get our sponsors
and their checkbooks on the phone.
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I just discovered
Table Town's newest sport.
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- Sponsors?
- Kenny?
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[all cheering]
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They're calling it
Trashball-Ball.
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However,
it's anything but trash,
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and these kids are having
a ball.
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That's why we're launching
a whole league
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in a new stadium with exclusive
brand partnerships.
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Right, but everything else
stays the same?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
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Except that you'll each be
captains of your own team.
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Uh, we get more sponsorships
that way.
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Captains? Wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow!
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- [♪ intense music playing]
- [cheering]
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Live from
the Table Town Trash Dome...
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This is Trashball-Ball.
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[Rad] <i>We've got the Dan Hill's
Grasslings, led by Captain Kiff.</i>
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[Tippy] <i>Bort Grig's Carpet
Emporium Carpeteers,</i>
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<i>steered by Captain Barry.</i>
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[Rad] <i>Captain Candle
will be marshalling</i>
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<i>the Handsome Man Sponges
for Men Marauders...</i>
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[Tippy] <i>While Captain Reggie shepherds
the Rat's Hats</i>
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<i>and Mats Mad Hatters.
Say that five times fast.</i>
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[Rad] <i>I'll leave that up to you.</i>
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<i>Captain Renée helms
the Slim Pickins Little Grocerrinos.</i>
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[Tippy] <i>And finally,
Captain Trevor and his team,</i>
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<i>the Rob Sadly's Mattress Shop
Bed Bugs.</i>
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Today’s Café Penguino Face Off is brought
to you by Dooley's Feather Barn.
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If it's stinky,
it's a Dooley's.
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[blows whistle]
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<i>Our sock sponsors
are Delfman's Dry Bread.</i>
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Delfman's, you want water?
Go jump in a lake.
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Okay, now we're ready to--
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The trash for this game's
Trashball-Ball
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was ethically sourced from the dumpsters
at Saddles Restaurant.
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Saddles, where the chow
happens now, pardner!
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{\an8}Ugh, can we play now?
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That question from the captain
was brought to you
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by our friends
at Pam's Protection,
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<i>reminding you to keep
all your questions secure.</i>
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Trashball-Ball used to be
so punk three hours ago.
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Now it's totally corporate. Ugh.
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[cheering]
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[Rad] <i>What a block by
the little Mad Hatter.</i>
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[Tippy] <i>Let's take a look at that again
from several different angles</i>
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<i>featuring several different
speeds of slow motion.</i>
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[Rad] <i>Brought to us
by Pablo's Popcorn Shovelers.</i>
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<i>Okay, here we see Candle
taking her shot.</i>
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Ew.
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[Tippy]
<i>Look at that launch angle.</i>
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[Rad] <i>Launch angle brought to you
by Table Town Space Station.</i>
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Trash the other team already!
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[blows whistle]
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[buzzer sounds]
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[Rad] Oof,
final score, zero-zero.
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Yes, that was officially
a clean game,
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which, of course,
in Trashball-Ball is a bad thing.
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<i>Barry, scanning for
a fellow Carpeteer.</i>
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[cheers]
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That winning can
was sponsored by, uh...
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[breathes quickly]
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Oh, uh...
[breathes quickly]
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Uh... Ah! I dropped my list
of sponsors!
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Who was it brought to us by?!
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{\an8}[tone]
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[Rad] <i>Be sure to join us
for tonight's all-star game,</i>
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<i>a historic reunion
of the Trashball-Ball Six.</i>
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<i>Yes, the first time they've
played together since this morning.</i>
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It's headshot picking time, kid.
Make me proud.
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[sighs]
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[♪ sentimental music playing]
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Look, Barry. Look at us.
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Aww. That photo really
makes me nostalgic
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for a few hours ago.
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This isn't our
Trashball-Ball. Bar?
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Yeah, you're right.
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We gotta do something
about it, but what?
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I have an idea.
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[Rad] <i>And now, to sing
the National Anthem,</i>
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<i>Marlina Dena Turina.</i>
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{\an8}<i>Brought to you by
Hag Tanning Oil.</i>
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<i>♪ From the mountain steep
To the ocean deep ♪</i>
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<i>♪ The sand on our beaches ♪</i>
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<i>♪ And all
the beautiful creatures ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We stand together bold
Like the table of old ♪</i>
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<i>♪ The four legs of the table -
yes! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Stability, Balance, Firmness
And the Other One ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We are Tabletonians
We hope, we love, we dream ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We’re all that’s in between ♪</i>
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<i>♪ So hold your head up high
and sing ♪</i>
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<i>♪ It doesn’t matter
if you’re long or round ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Or small or wide ♪</i>
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<i>♪ If the heart you have inside
is burning, being ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Caring, daring! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ From the Outskorts
To the carpets at Borts ♪</i>
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<i>♪ To Slimmy P out in Space ♪</i>
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Hello, Slimmy!
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<i>♪ We share our love far
and wide ♪</i>
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<i>♪ All over this magical place ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We are stable like a table
We are stable like a table ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We are Tabletonians
We laugh and cry together ♪</i>
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<i>♪ It’s each other
that we treasure ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Will we give up?
Never, never! ♪</i>
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<i>♪ We have four legs ♪</i>
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<i>- ♪ And we’ll stand strong till the end ♪</i>
- It's not working.
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<i>♪ Will we give up? ♪</i>
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<i>♪ Never, never, never
Never, never, never, never! ♪</i>
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[engine sputtering
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{\an8}What in the...
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Peanut butter?
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[chomps, gulps]
The chunky kind?
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- Eww!
- So gross.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[sobs] I'm ruined!
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Oh, what a shame.
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I guess that's it
for Trashball-Ball 2.0.
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Now we can go back
to the way we were playing this morning.
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You did this!
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Oh, come on. Oh, jeez. [groans]
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Quick, show 'em the pic!
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[Trevor growls]
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- [all] Aww!
- Oh, yeah, that was way more fun.
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These jerseys are kinda lame.
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Want to split a basket
of fries at Saddles?
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- Yeah! Sounds good to me.
- Yeah!
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Wait! Don't go!
I can invent a new game!
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What about peanut butter polo?
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No, no! Chunky Ball... ball.
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Goober grapple?
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