Kiff: Lore of the Ring Light
ID | 13203227 |
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Movie Name | Kiff: Lore of the Ring Light |
Release Name | Kiff.Lore.of.the.Ring.Light.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-RVKD |
Year | 2025 |
Kind | movie |
Language | English |
IMDB ID | 35836465 |
Format | srt |
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- [♪ theme song playing]
- ♪ Kiff! ♪
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- ♪ Kiff! ♪
- ♪ Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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- ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
- [school bell ringing]
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- ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
- [engine revving]
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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- ♪ Yeah! Kiff! ♪
- [♪ Song concludes]
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[both laugh]
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[narrator] Brought to you
by Charlie’s Fake Beard Glue.
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When the beard is fake,
but the performance is real,
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reach for the Charlie’s.
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[♪ whimsical music playing]
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[indistinct whispering]
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[Miss Moufflé] Many years ago...
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a ring light was manufactured…
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[indistinct whispering]
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Is that a real ancient language?
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Did someone invent a whole
new language for this?
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Wow, that's a lot of work.
[slurps] Anyway.
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A ring light that hits so different,
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- it had to be destroyed.
- [kisses]
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But like many things, it was misplaced,
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left in the bottom of a box,
which ended up in the back
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of a storage closet
in Table Town School.
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Forgotten until today.
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Okay, everyone, the annual
Talent Show is tomorrow night.
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Now, who's up next?
"Kiff Chatterley and friends."
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[laughs] Come on, Barry. Come on, Trevor.
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And your routine is called "Furry Foot"?
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- Furry Feet. [chuckles]
- I don't get it.
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Miss Deer Teacher?
There’s a delivery outside.
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Oh, BRB.
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Hey, Kiff, should we livestream
our rehearsal?
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Maybe put it up on TableToob?
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Ah, we don't need to do that.
Let's just live in the moment.
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You're late.
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A principal is never late.
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What is happening?
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Oh, they're smiling now.
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[both laugh]
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It's just a funny bit they do.
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So, are you hosting
the Talent Show normally this year,
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or are you dressing up as...
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I'm dressing up as the founder
of Table Town, of course.
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There we go.
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Oh, no, was that the real glue?
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The cast and crew hoodies are here.
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[clamoring]
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The zippers are broken.
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Are these a little big?
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And they forgot to print
"Cast & Crew" on them.
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♪ The talent show's only for students ♪
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♪ Teachers aren't meant to be seen ♪
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♪ But that's okay for Helen ♪
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♪ 'Cause she can play eight to thirteen ♪
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[gasps, yells]
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- What's this?
- [indistinct whispering]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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- [Helen murmuring]
- [groans] Hm?
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The way Helen is coveting
that ring light is pretty weird,
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even for Helen.
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I must go to my office
and do some research. P.S., away.
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Next up, "Little Boopsie"?
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Here I am!
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Helen, for the last time,
it's students only.
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Wait. Where is it? Where is it? [groans]
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[yells]
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[sniffs]
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Next up, Michaela Oats.
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[♪ piano music playing]
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Hey, what's this?
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It looks like an electric donut.
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[both chuckle]
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Kiff, be careful, for that
is no ordinary ring light.
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Look, a too powerful artifact
that should never fall
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into the wrong influencer's hands.
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What's a ring light?
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You use it to light yourself when you…
you take a selfie.
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And selfies are…
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[indistinct whispering]
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May I?
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[snarls]
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[gasps]
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Okay, we get it.
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For now, it is safe in your hands,
Kiff Chatterley.
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Your indifference to social media
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gives you a resilience to its power.
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So, not a donut.
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[laughs, yelps]
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[indistinct whispering]
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[all gasp]
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- [indistinct whispering]
- [both gasp]
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[phones chime]
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- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [all exclaim]
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Sorry about that. Hey, P.S., that stuff
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about this being evil,
you don't think turning it on
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sent out some sort of signal or something?
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No, no, that wouldn't
make any sense at all.
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[coos]
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But yes, yep,
that's precisely what's happened.
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Kiff, I need you to go to the library
and wait for me
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while I return this tome
to its protective case
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in my office. [whistles]
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You whistled.
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You're the fastest one here.
Get them to the library.
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Don't you leave her side,
Barrington Augustus.
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Well, I wasn't going to...
Why are you using my full name?
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[all clamor]
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- [all yelling]
- [pigeon laughs]
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[yells]
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- [shouts angrily]
- [yelps]
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[screams]
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[growls lightly]
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[whimpers]
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- [all shriek]
- [yells]
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Ah! Confound it! [grunts]
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Oh, I can use this giant novelty pencil
as a walking stick.
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[pants]
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It is safe for now,
but should it fall into the hands
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of an influencer who were
to livestream in its glow,
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they would receive millions
of new followers,
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enough to legally take over Table Town.
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[male voice] It's true.
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- Glarbin!
- Glarbin!
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Miss Moufflé is right.
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The founder of Table Town clearly stated,
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"any master of influence
whose acolytes number
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that of ten million shall be
the new town manager."
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- Oh, no.
- [groans] Let's just hide it.
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Bury it in another box.
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Hiding it won't work.
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The Ring Light has awakened
and is calling out to be used.
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And before someone suggests it,
it can't be destroyed either.
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It's indestructible.
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Not even if it's thrown
in hot lava?
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No, hot lava will destroy it.
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So, not indestructible.
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[stammers] You can't break it
with, like, a hammer,
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but if you toss it in hot lava,
that will do the trick.
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Also, wearing it on a string
around your neck is obviously
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the only way you could possibly carry it.
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Stop questioning me about this!
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[Principal Secretary] Kiff, who seems
unaffected by the Ring Light's thrall,
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and Barry, who is a friend of hers,
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shall journey to the Big Hole
at the top of Mount Table,
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which, according to my beard-stroking,
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is the only place in Table Town
that has hot lava.
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One does not simply walk
into the Big Hole!
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What? No, that's not…
No one's gonna walk in.
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They'll go to the edge
and then toss it in.
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Never mind. One does simply do that.
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- And we're going with them.
- Yeah!
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[all laugh]
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You have my permits.
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And my selfie stick.
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And my axe... cess to the internet.
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And I promise not to betray anyone.
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- [indistinct whispering]
- [slurps, groans]
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And I'll chaperone.
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[♪ triumphant music playing]
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Across this bridge is passage
to the Wall of Goat,
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which will lead us to the top
of Mount Table.
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[groans] We're going to have
to listen to them sing
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about what they do, even though
we already know what they do.
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[Terri] Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, it's my sister.
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Hey, little bro. Tell your friend
to give me her Ring Light.
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I... I just need to do a quick post.
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Uh, no.
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Hey, guys, it's your girl, Terri2Bowls.
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Sorry for this dark video.
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Who here thinks I need
that Ring Light? [cackles]
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Get Kiff to the other side
and I’ll deal with Terri2Bowls.
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You shall not…
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Cross until you answer a riddle.
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They have a bridge troll.
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Technically,
Trollie isn't aligned with anyone.
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He's true neutral, I believe.
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Speak, friend, and cross.
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[yells]
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Scamper, you sillies.
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- What did he say?
- I'm not sure.
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Gallop, you goofballs.
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He keeps whispering.
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Hurry, you half-wits!
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He's definitely using alliteration.
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I think he wants us to leave quickly.
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[yells]
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No, hey! What gives? I... Oh.
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Wow, you’re holding me so gently, I...
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- [whispers indistinctly]
- Mm-hmm. Who? Oh.
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Uh-huh. Okay, bye.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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The bug janitor said you needed a ride.
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Thank you, Ghost Wolf.
We must find my friends.
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[yelps gleefully]
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[groans] Confound it!
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You fool of a principal.
It was my last can of white paint.
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Mm. Sorry.
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[goats] ♪ Clippity-clop, clippity-clop! ♪
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♪ Clippity-clippity clippity-clop! ♪
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♪ Clippity-clop, clippity-clop!
Clippity-clippity clippity-clop! ♪
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♪ We are Goat, the Wall of Goat ♪
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- We know!
- We've been here before.
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You know us.
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- [Terri] Hey, guys…
- [all] Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
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Hey, guys!
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We gotta get to the top!
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[laughs]
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- [♪ triumphant music playing]
- Look!
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Oh, his beard and his hat are so white!
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His new look has serious drip!
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Everybody, grab on!
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[all scream]
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[yells] That Ring Light will be mine!
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[all chanting]
Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
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Thank you, Ghost Wolf.
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Wait! Before you go, could you
fly us to the Big Hole...
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Okay, he's gone. We'll walk.
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Gee... [exhales]
we're still pretty far away.
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I can always carry you.
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[chuckles] That's okay, pal.
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That'd be, uh, bad for my brand.
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[gasps] Bad for your brand?
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I don't know why I said that.
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This Ring Light, it feels
so heavy all of a sudden.
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[indistinct whispering]
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Probably weighs less than a pound.
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I'm gonna go grab you a snack.
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[indistinct whispering]
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Hey, guys!
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♪ I can see it all ♪
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♪ I can see so clear ♪
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♪ I found my purpose ♪
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♪ The reason why I'm here ♪
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♪ I could end all sorrow ♪
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♪ I could lead and they would follow ♪
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♪ I could show them the light
For me, they would fight ♪
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♪ From coast to coast
they'll see my posts ♪
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♪ I will inspire ♪
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♪ Every day is a gift you unwrap ♪
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- ♪ Like! ♪
- ♪ Feeling blessed, woke up like this ♪
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- ♪ Follow! ♪
- ♪ Felt cute, might delete, I don’t know ♪
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- ♪ Share! ♪
- ♪ Threw together this meal real quick ♪
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♪ Don’t you see, I inspire thee ♪
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♪ Not all those who wander are lost ♪
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- ♪ Like! ♪
- ♪ Sponsored post, this glue’s the GOAT ♪
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♪ Follow me, yes, follow me ♪
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♪ I can see it all ♪
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♪ I can see so clear ♪
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♪ I’ve found my purpose ♪
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♪ The reason why I’m here ♪
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♪ I could end all sorrow ♪
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♪ I could lead and they would follow ♪
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♪ I could show them the light
For me, they would fight ♪
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♪ From coast to coast,
they’ll see my posts ♪
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♪ I will inspire ♪
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Kiff, what are you doing?
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I… I don't know.
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Okay, everybody, we better keep moving.
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Hey, P.S., there's someone following us.
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Yes, that's Helen.
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[grunting, muttering]
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[Barry] Really? She's crawling
on all fours like a monster.
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[gasps] She wants the Ring Light.
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[Barry] Well, she's really good
at climbing.
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Uh, how about this one?
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- Oh, yeah, that’s a nice one, Bar.
- [branch snaps]
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Hi, Kiff.
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- Hi, Harry.
- I was wondering if I could
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borrow that Ring Light for a little bit.
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No, Harry, it's evil.
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I just want to use it to light
my DJ setup for... [stammers]
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a couple gigs, to get
a little exposure, you know?
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Some more eyes on my DJ page,
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then I'll… I'll give it back...
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[snarls]
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It's okay, Harry. It's not you.
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It's the Ring Light. See you at dinner.
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Do you think we’ll make it, Bar?
I’m so tired.
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Sure we will, Kiff.
It’s just like in all them
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great Chubbles Wubbington stories we love.
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Thank you for being such a loyal pal.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[breathes heavily, cackles]
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[yells]
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[gasps] Where is it?
Where is it? Helen, no!
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[grunting]
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[sobs] Take it! Just take my phone!
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Delete all my apps! [wails]
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You got it, Helen.
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- Barry, no, wait. I feel bad for her.
- [Helen whimpers]
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- You do?
- You do?
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You don't know what she's been through.
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Thirsting for likes,
clapping back at haters.
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It changes a person.
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I swear my loyalty to you, Kiff.
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And I shall guide you to the Big Hole.
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- Great.
- Wow, that sure was
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a super quick change of heart
by Helen there.
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And now, we're following her.
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Oh, well, makes for a compelling story.
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I'll give it that much.
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Terri’s follower count is in the millions.
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[sighs] It won't be long now.
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No. We can distract Terri,
and give Kiff and Barry time
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- to get to the Big Hole!
- Yeah!
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Who are you?
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- We're ghosts.
- We're ghosts.
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[Terri] Can you get out of my shot?
It's a little distracting.
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Oh, it's working. Those ghosts
are totally distracting her.
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How did you get these ghosts,
Glarbin?
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- I promised them free...
- Freedom?
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No, free sandwiches. They love them.
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- Oh.
- Oh. They... They do. Ghosts do.
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All right, let's get
a little assembly line going.
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Who wants to be on mayonnaise duty?
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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Hmm, is that enough?
Better safe than sorry.
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- Hey! What are you up to?
- [screams]
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[yawns, groans] I'm hungry.
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[gasps] The Cakie Bonuts Donuts,
they're all gone.
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She took them.
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What? I don't even like donuts.
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It's true. She doesn't.
She famously prefers crullers.
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I can't trust you anymore.
I need you to go home, Barry.
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[gasps]
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- Hey, what was that?
- Huh?
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You just smiled at Barry. And winked.
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Oh, you… You saw that?
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Helen. [scoffs] I can't believe you.
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Barry, you're not going anywhere.
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Helen, you are the one who's leaving.
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[grunts] I hope you fall in a hole.
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- Both of you! [whimpers]
- Get out of here, Helen!
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[groans]
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Kiff, you’ve been carrying
this burden for so long.
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And now, it’s my turn.
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[grunts, pants]
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Barry... [exhales] ...so strong…
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[groans] Oh, yeah, no, I'm gonna
feel it in the morning.
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But you're the strong one.
Resisting the Ring Light and all.
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Woof, that's… that's a burn.
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[lava bubbling]
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[indistinct whispering]
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What are you waiting for?
Throw it in, Kiff! Let it go!
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I… I can't. I don't know why,
but I... I feel like I should…
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start a social media account.
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No!
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I... I could use my platform to do good.
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I do find it odd that you had
the Ring Light all this time,
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and now, right when you're
about to toss it in,
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you decide to keep it?
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But I've seen it, Barry.
I will be liked by so many.
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[Barry] But, Kiff, none of that is real.
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I like you in real life. I love you!
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It's mine! [yells, grunts]
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Me! Helen! It’s mine! [grunts]
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Give it!
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Give it back to me!
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- It’s mine! [grunts, screams]
- [grunts, yells]
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Oh, my gosh.
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Dang.
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- Hooray!
- Hooray! Ow!
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Couldn't have done it without you, Barry.
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I love you, Kiff.
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[both gasp] Helen!
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What, you think that's the first hole
I've been thrown into?
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I'm not a very well-liked
member of society.
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[Barry groans] I wish we didn't have
to walk all the way home.
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Like, I'm fine with the "there" of it all.
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Just not so much with
the "back again," so to speak.
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Hey, look.
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- Aw, yay!
- Yay!
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Hey!
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I guess we can take off
these big slippers now.
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Oh, yeah.
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My friends, you bow to no one.
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No one?
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[Kiff] Oh, now, they're all bowing.
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Should we bow back?
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He specifically said we bow to no one.
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- Maybe they'll make this a hobbit.
- A what?
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Oh, sorry. [clears throat] A... A habit.
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Maybe they'll make this a habit.
[chuckles]
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[Renee] What's a hobbit?
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[Barry] I have no idea!
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[♪ soothing music playing]
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[♪ music concludes]
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