"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang Goes to a Dog Track

1 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:11,311 Dee, do you want a hot dog? 2 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,380 <i>- No. Buzz off.</i> - Dennis, dog? 3 00:00:13,948 --> 00:00:15,182 Get that hot dog away from me. 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,451 You're gonna get hot dog grease on my seersucker suit. 5 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,186 Why'd you guys get so dressed up anyway? 6 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:20,722 People get dressed up to go to horse races. 7 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:22,022 We're not going to a football game. 8 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,825 You guys are gonna look like a bunch schlubs. 9 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,927 All right. Mac, you want a raw hot dog? 10 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:27,160 -No. -What? Charlie, 11 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,096 - you're eating 'em raw? - Yeah. 12 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,465 Mac and I are doing, like, this raw-dog thing. 13 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:32,567 It's pretty cool. 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,768 That's not what raw-dogging is. 15 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:36,136 -It's not? -It's a sexual thing, Charlie. 16 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:37,204 Well, that's true, Frank. 17 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,540 But in this case, 18 00:00:38,673 --> 00:00:39,874 it's a completely different kind of raw dog. 19 00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:41,341 It's like this whole TikTok trend 20 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,745 where people deprive themselves of creature comforts 21 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,345 while traveling somewhere. 22 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,114 I don't... I don't get the point of it. 23 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,249 Well, the point is, it's about getting back to basics, 24 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,251 before we were all pampered and soft. 25 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,720 Well, you're gonna be missing out, Mac. 26 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:55,924 This whole experience is gonna be about glamour, opulence, 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,559 the majestic excellence of thoroughbreds 28 00:00:57,692 --> 00:00:59,159 earthquaking down a track 29 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:00,427 while we sip on mint juleps 30 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:01,729 and eat pimento cheese finger sandwiches 31 00:01:01,863 --> 00:01:03,565 amongst the Southern elite. 32 00:01:03,698 --> 00:01:06,133 Kentucky Derby, here we come. 33 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,936 Whoops. Uh-uh. 34 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,737 What do you mean "oops"? What does that mean? 35 00:01:09,871 --> 00:01:11,138 We're going somewhere else. 36 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:14,374 Somewhere else? Frank, where are you taking us? 37 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 38 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,101 Oh, my God. This place is a shithole. 39 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,270 What are you talking about? 40 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,906 This is great. The dog track, baby. 41 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,239 In hindsight, I should've realized 42 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,575 when we got those bus tickets, 43 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:50,410 the Kentucky Derby is not held in West Virginia. 44 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,312 All right, let's stop bitching. What do we wanna do? 45 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,748 Wanna go place some bets or something? 46 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,617 This is so low class. 47 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,284 All right, whatever. 48 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,418 Let's, uh, get some more raw hot dogs then. 49 00:01:58,553 --> 00:01:59,988 We'll jump on Mac's raw-dog thing. 50 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,488 You're not getting it, Charlie. 51 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:02,991 I am the raw-dog in this situation. 52 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,693 I don't wanna eat dogs, watch dogs or be dogs, okay? 53 00:02:05,827 --> 00:02:07,494 This is not the classy vibe I was looking for. 54 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:08,696 Why are we here, Frank? 55 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,598 Well, because this place is closing down, 56 00:02:10,732 --> 00:02:13,568 and I am a minority owner of one of those hounds. 57 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,970 You own part of a dog? 58 00:02:16,104 --> 00:02:18,372 Yeah, 40% of Pennies From Heaven. 59 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,674 Pennies From Heaven? 60 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,274 God, if I was gonna receive something from heaven, 61 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:22,510 the last thing I'd want is pennies. 62 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:23,578 They're worthless. 63 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,278 I gotta pop up to the owner's box 64 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,181 to chop up with the majority shareholder first. 65 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,784 -So... -Owner's box. 66 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,919 Okay, I like the sound of that. 67 00:02:32,053 --> 00:02:34,154 Get away from this riffraff before one of 'em stabs us. 68 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,723 Might be able to get a decent cocktail up there. 69 00:02:35,857 --> 00:02:37,290 Yeah, I'll do that. 70 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,326 All right. Mac, you wanna go place some bets, dude? 71 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,628 That'll be fine. 72 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,097 Well, let's do it. Come on, man. 73 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,832 All right, how do we do this, man? 74 00:02:44,966 --> 00:02:46,233 Like, how do we know which dog to bet on? 75 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,936 I guess we just pick the rawest one. 76 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,005 Yeah, but how do we know which is the rawest dog? 77 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:53,206 You think there's, like, a one-eyed dog or, like, um... 78 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,308 Uh, I'm pretty sure they're all gonna have both eyes, dude. 79 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,111 Yeah. That's what I'm worried about. 80 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,647 Maybe we should ask one of these mongrels around here. 81 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,582 -They look pretty raw to me. -Get a pointer, right? Yeah. 82 00:03:01,716 --> 00:03:03,751 These are raw, raw people we're with... 83 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,753 Look at that dude right there, man. 84 00:03:05,887 --> 00:03:06,888 That guy looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter. 85 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,188 Who's rawer than that? 86 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,526 He does. He does. But, you know, his hair routine, 87 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:14,128 that seems like a lot of effort and that is not raw, man. 88 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,296 Yeah, there's a lot of primping involved. 89 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,700 It's a lot of conditioner, blow-dryers. 90 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:21,803 It's not raw to care that much, yeah. What about this dude? 91 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:24,204 I'm getting a Snoop Dogg vibe off this guy, right? 92 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,973 -Who's rawer than Snoop, man? -Yeah, it's... Nobody. 93 00:03:26,107 --> 00:03:29,110 Well, ever since he became best friends with Martha Stewart 94 00:03:29,242 --> 00:03:30,343 at the Olympics, that took a little... 95 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:31,879 -That was weird. -Took the dog out of him. 96 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:33,681 -That killed it for me. -Took the dog out of him. 97 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,348 It killed it for me. 98 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:36,584 This guy right there. 99 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,418 -Check this dude out. -Which guy? 100 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:41,022 Kind of peacing out against the door right there. He's raw. 101 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,990 -What makes you say that? -Well, he's not wearing shoes. 102 00:03:43,124 --> 00:03:44,892 Which is fucking disgusting. 103 00:03:45,026 --> 00:03:46,894 Look at the ground. 104 00:03:47,028 --> 00:03:48,395 Ah! Dude. No, man. There's something raw... 105 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,531 -Something about this man... -There's nothing raw about it. 106 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:51,966 No, I'm getting a good vibe. 107 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,400 You know, I can sense it like a dog. 108 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,002 -Come on. -I don't think you understand 109 00:03:55,136 --> 00:03:56,470 what I'm going for. 110 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,939 Excuse me, um, sir. 111 00:03:58,072 --> 00:04:00,541 My friend and I are gonna place a bet on the next race. 112 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,642 We just don't know, like, 113 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:02,844 who's the good dog, you know. 114 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,712 If you're sniffing around for a winner, 115 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,614 I'd bet my last bone on Squeaky Wheel. 116 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:09,416 Runs real good after a rain. 117 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,919 Loves a wind out of the southeast. 118 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:15,123 Squeaky Wheel's gonna get the grease if you ask me. 119 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,758 Squeaky Wheel. That's a good pointer. 120 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,291 That your hot dog on the ground? 121 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,595 Oh, sorry, dude. 122 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:21,996 Yeah, I think I was holding the bag upside down. 123 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,197 I must've dropped it. 124 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,600 You eating it? 125 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,201 Uh... No. 126 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,137 It's raw though, just... just so you know. 127 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,303 Oh, that's okay. 128 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,540 Good luck with the race. 129 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,876 Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot, man. 130 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,780 Nice. That dude was great. Let's place that bet. 131 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:39,914 What are you talking about? 132 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,516 I think he's gonna eat that hot dog. 133 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,951 -So what? -A raw hot dog from the ground? 134 00:04:44,085 --> 00:04:46,154 -Oh, Charlie... -Oh. Oh, Excuse me! 135 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:49,123 Oh. Oh, I can only eat foods served to.. 136 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:50,290 He was shoeless! 137 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:51,659 -Did you see those feet? -Oh! I have to... 138 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:54,729 I have to have shoes on constantly. Oh! 139 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,131 -I think he's very, very sick. -You just... 140 00:04:57,265 --> 00:04:58,733 I'm following your raw-dog idea, 141 00:04:58,866 --> 00:04:59,967 and the second I suggest something, 142 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:01,401 you're shitting all over it, man. 143 00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:03,504 We're not taking the advice of a shoeless hobo, okay? 144 00:05:03,638 --> 00:05:05,372 That guy was awesome, man. I don't know. 145 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,975 -I'm trying to do your thing. -His... His feet look like hams. 146 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,544 He's sick. I think he's very sick. 147 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,679 I do like the sound of an owner's box. 148 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:13,346 Yeah, we're owner's box people. 149 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,016 That's right. We belong here. 150 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:16,517 Oof. Little smoky. 151 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:18,019 Oh, yeah. My eyes are burning. 152 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,954 -That's the menthols. -Uh, is it? 153 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,322 -Hey, Frank. My man. -Hey, yo! Hey. 154 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,125 -How you doing, brother? -I'm tits. 155 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:28,863 This is Dennis and this is Dee. They're my kids, or whatnot. 156 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,498 Okay. I see you all dressed up. 157 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:34,001 We were led to believe we were going to the Kentucky Derby. 158 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:35,636 Yeah, we thought we were stepping into 159 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,872 a little bit more of a classy affair, you know. 160 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:39,740 Yeah. I think you'll find 161 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:41,709 the dog track to be quite elegant. Menthol? 162 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:44,078 -Yeah, no. Thank you. -I'm good. I'm good. 163 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:47,548 Uh, speaking of elegant, let's talk stud rights. 164 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:49,517 Got what you want right here, Frank? Your 40%. 165 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:50,718 -You did it already. -Yeah. 166 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,486 I was supposed to film that for the Saudis. 167 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:54,589 -Saudis? -Yeah. 168 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:55,857 Man, I don't do business with them. 169 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:57,625 What do you think they're talking about? 170 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,026 You gotta do it again so I can film it. 171 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,795 -Before a race? No way, Frank. -Yes, before the race. 172 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,597 -The milking's done. -Yes, yes. 173 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,665 I believe they're talking about masturbating a dog. 174 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:05,833 That's what I was worried about. 175 00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:06,934 Um, okay, guys. Uh... We're outta of here. 176 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:08,401 Mm-hmm. 177 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,772 No, w-wait, wait. The Saudis will pay big money for that. 178 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:14,508 -Is that right? -Yes, but that... that jar 179 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:17,545 could have a-a border collie's jizz in it for all I know. 180 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,347 -Yeah. -I got... gotta be sure. 181 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,749 I got... Okay, what we should d, 182 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,651 we could sneak down there, 183 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,920 and I could film you guys getting it. 184 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,223 He wants us to get it. We're not jerking a dog off, Frank. 185 00:06:29,357 --> 00:06:30,758 -That's not gonna happen. -Not something we're doing. 186 00:06:30,892 --> 00:06:32,226 That's not the kind of day we were looking to have. 187 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,629 Okay, all right. You don't have to help me with the dog. 188 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,664 But don't take it out on the track. 189 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,199 I mean, you can still have some fun. 190 00:06:38,332 --> 00:06:40,568 Why don't you put a bet on the first race? 191 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:44,005 Here, here, I'll tell you what. Put $10 on Squeaky Wheel. 192 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,740 -I hate these stupid dog names. -You too. Take this. 193 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:48,042 -Here, well, you go too. -I'm not gonna not take it. 194 00:06:50,945 --> 00:06:53,047 Holy shit, dude. They are fast. 195 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:55,616 That is impressive. 196 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,751 <i>Around the final turn.</i> 197 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:57,818 <i>Squeaky Wheel making a move.</i> 198 00:06:57,952 --> 00:06:59,253 Uh! Ah! 199 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:00,655 Whoa. Hey. 200 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,390 <i>Down the stretch, here</i> <i>they come. It's Squeaky Wheel!</i> 201 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:03,758 -Wha... Oh! -Wow! 202 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,227 Oh! Baby! Who won? Who won? 203 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,429 -Squeaky Wheel by a mile, dude. -We woulda won, dude. Come on. 204 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,965 We gotta go find that raw dog guy. 205 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,533 That's our guy. That's our dog, man. 206 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,536 -Squeaky Wheel! -Okay! Okay! Okay! 207 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:17,004 -What'd I tell you, huh? -Yeah. 208 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:19,407 -How much do we win? -$200 each. 209 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,942 -Really? Oh, my God. -What? 210 00:07:21,075 --> 00:07:23,377 Frank, I gotta tell you, there's a real rush in this. 211 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,346 -Anybody want a screwdriver? -Yes. Yeah. 212 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,882 Toss me one of those menthols too, while you're at it. 213 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,117 Yeah, gross. Hey, Frank, when's the next race? 214 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:32,687 Oh. We got a minute. What? Were you looking for action? 215 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,622 -Uh, maybe. Yeah. -What do you have in mind? 216 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,190 Rochambeau for a hundred dollars. 217 00:07:36,324 --> 00:07:37,625 -I'm in. Ready? -Wait, what? 218 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,694 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 219 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,295 Rock beats scissors. I'm up 300 bucks. 220 00:07:41,429 --> 00:07:42,462 Yeah, yeah. 221 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,432 -Okay. I go, I go, I go. -I'm up 300 bucks. 222 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,001 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 223 00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:50,237 Same one? Seriously, dummy? 224 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:51,772 Pay me, bitch. 225 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,075 I'll tell you what. We'll go $500 each, right? 226 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,843 -Right here. Ready? -Absolutely, absolutely. 227 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,078 I'll call this one. Ready? 228 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,180 -All right. -Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 229 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:03,184 I didn't know he was gonna do the same one three times. 230 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:05,953 Yeah, I guess we lost it all, didn't we? 231 00:08:06,087 --> 00:08:07,388 Is that it? 232 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,522 That's all right. We'll win it back. 233 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,724 Yeah. We'll win it back. 234 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,491 Frank, what else... can we bet on, man? 235 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,461 What number am I thinking of between one and ten? 236 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:14,595 A hundred dollars. 237 00:08:14,729 --> 00:08:16,564 That's a good one. Okay, yeah. 238 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,765 -Seven. -Two. 239 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,000 Nope, wrong. 240 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,669 -You owe me $100. Fork it over. -Oh, shit. 241 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,208 I don't know if we're gonna find this guy, man. 242 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,542 Maybe he just got lucky. 243 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,144 Nah, this is the guy, man. 244 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,813 This is... This is our raw dog. Yeah, you know where he is? 245 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,048 He's probably at the ticket window 246 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,316 collecting his winnings, right? 247 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:36,484 I don't know. 248 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,220 Wait a second. Is that him down there on all fours? 249 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,654 Is he foraging for more food? 250 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,490 Probably just dropped his ticket or something. Come on. 251 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:43,891 -Let's go talk to him. -All right. 252 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:46,360 Excuse me. Uh... 253 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:48,329 Sir, hi. I-I... I don't know if you remember us. 254 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,865 -We didn't get a name earlier. -It's Sparky. 255 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:52,533 What you looking for down there, Sparky? 256 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,168 Corn nuts. 257 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,903 See, dude? I told you he was looking for food. 258 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:57,171 No, not to eat. 259 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,174 See, people drop 'em, and they blow onto the track. 260 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:04,145 Single corn nut can turn a dog's ankle, ruin its career. 261 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:06,280 Oh, so you're like a janitor here, man. 262 00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:08,416 I do that too. It's actually pretty cool. 263 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,684 No. I take care of the dogs. 264 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,953 But I do like to tidy up on occasion. 265 00:09:13,421 --> 00:09:15,189 Like that hot dog that you found. 266 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,191 Dogs appreciated that, by the way. 267 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,926 That's what you were doing. 268 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,530 Okay, all right. But what's with the no shoes? 269 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,798 Dog don't wear shoes, so why should I? 270 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:27,536 I like to feel what they feel, know what they know. 271 00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:29,703 Dog's a majestic creature. 272 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,941 Ain't no coincidence that "god" spelled backwards is "dog." 273 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,647 Oh. Dude, I think I had you peg, like, all wrong. 274 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,615 You are super raw. 275 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,084 -Raw? -Oh, yeah. 276 00:09:43,217 --> 00:09:44,819 My buddy and I, we're doing a raw dog thing. 277 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,388 Yeah, I'm trying to re-embrace my raw dog nature. 278 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:48,756 Lately I've been feeling no joy. 279 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,959 I've overindulged. I've been taking crazy risks. 280 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,563 I jumped off the top of a jungle gym the other day. 281 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,864 I went to a nightclub and got really raw with it. 282 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,265 Had a bit of a scare. 283 00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,934 I've been seeking my pleasures 284 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,602 through thrills and sexual conquests, 285 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,737 and I think I need to be more raw. 286 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,806 You know, "raw" spelled backwards is "war," 287 00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:08,843 and you sound like you at war with yourself. 288 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,179 This is blowing my mind. 289 00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:15,116 Wow, dude, me too. What else can you spell backwards? 290 00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:16,917 Yeah, I feel like we could... 291 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,686 we could learn something from you, bro. 292 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,387 Y'all wanna learn the way of the dog. 293 00:10:20,522 --> 00:10:21,755 -Yes. Totally. -Yeah. Yeah. 294 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:22,890 Could we, like, tag along with you? 295 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,325 Let's do it. 296 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,127 All right. Yeah, by the way, how much you win? 297 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,728 -Win? -On your bet. 298 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:29,630 Oh, I don't bet on dogs. 299 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,799 Gambling can drive a man crazy, 300 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,101 make him do things against his better nature. 301 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,572 Gambling will make you lower than the lowest dog there is. 302 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,181 Yeah, come on, baby. Come on. 303 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,183 Whoo! Yeah! 304 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,520 -Give me that 18 bucks, bitch! -He won 18 bucks. 305 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,953 I got your tie on that one. 306 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,623 No, give me the tie, Dee. Come on, what are you doing? 307 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,457 -Give me 18 bucks. -Roll for it then. 308 00:10:56,591 --> 00:10:57,791 All right. Here you go. 309 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,327 -Come on, come on, come on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 310 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,963 - Whoo! - Damn it. 311 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,166 - You're so dumb. - Shit! 312 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,935 Louis, I'll give you this hat for the dog siring rights. 313 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,270 -No dice, Frank. -Come on. 314 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,539 Hundred grand, you can go jerk him off right now. 315 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,573 - Oh... - Guys, let's keep this classy. 316 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,407 Next bet. Next bet. Let's go. 317 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,309 All even numbers, I get your jacket. 318 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,611 No. Let's stick to cash, okay? 319 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,912 -You're not getting my jacket-- -You got no cash. 320 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:18,879 I got $3 in my pocket. 321 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:20,147 You're out of money. 322 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,315 Ten bucks you can eat that gum off the floor. 323 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,517 I'll do it. 324 00:11:22,651 --> 00:11:23,618 No, no. What are you doing? Stop it. No. 325 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,486 Twenty dollars you rip Dennis's jacket. 326 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,854 No, I just wanna win my money back. 327 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:27,922 Don't rip the sleeve. Come on. 328 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,158 Goddamn it! You son of a bitch! 329 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:33,260 -Here you go. -Thank you. Yay. 330 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,497 Dee! All right. Rochambeau to get it tailored! 331 00:11:36,631 --> 00:11:37,698 No problem. 332 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,334 - Suck it, bitch. - Oh, God. 333 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,269 You gotta get that shit tailored. You bitch! 334 00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:44,271 -I like it like that. -Yeah, it's better like that. 335 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:46,473 -It made it look better. -Next bet. 336 00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,810 Yeah, man. 337 00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:52,547 Some folks are just chasing the wrong rabbit. 338 00:11:53,047 --> 00:11:55,182 They're the one is really running in circles. 339 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,020 Why are you spitting in the bowls? 340 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,524 Let's them know I'm the alpha. 341 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,792 Dude. That's sick, man. 342 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,361 I'm gonna start spitting in people's beers at my job, 343 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,396 -Let them know, like, I'm the-- -Nah, don't do that though. 344 00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:10,764 Goddamn mutt. 345 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,733 Do you have any idea how much money I blew on you? 346 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,569 Excuse me for a second, fellas. 347 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:15,769 We got a problem here? 348 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,539 I feel like I wanna be raw, 349 00:12:17,672 --> 00:12:19,406 but every time he does something cool, 350 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,275 he then does something really raw, 351 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,644 and it kind of grosses me out. 352 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,579 You don't like that he's spitting in the dog food? 353 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:26,046 No, I don't like that 354 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,781 he expressed that dog's anal glands with his bare hands. 355 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,584 Yeah. But I mean, like, look, dude, 356 00:12:29,718 --> 00:12:31,819 you wanna be raw, you gotta get your hands a little dirty. 357 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,121 Well, you don't got to 'cause there's gloves right there. 358 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,456 There were gloves right there, weren't there? 359 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,291 Whoa! 360 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,492 Take it easy. Okay, okay, okay. 361 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,061 Well, he's got that dog in him. 362 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,229 Take it easy. 363 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,364 He's going full dog on that guy, huh? 364 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:44,798 Forget about it. Forget about it. 365 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,468 Wow. That was intense, man. Whoa! 366 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,370 Yeah, I'm sorry y'all had to see that, 367 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:52,006 but sometimes I'm just off my leash and protecting my pack. 368 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,142 Yeah. Is that... That's the one you expressed the gland with. 369 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:56,243 -Yeah. -Yeah. 370 00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:58,979 Now, this dog here is hurt. 371 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:02,517 He can't race no more. That makes him mine now. 372 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,618 So, you get to keep the dog? 373 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:04,985 Yeah, I get to take him home, 374 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:06,320 take care of him. I live right here. 375 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,788 In the dog kennel? 376 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,991 No, I wish. No, I live in a trailer out in the parking lot. 377 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,259 Oh. 378 00:13:12,393 --> 00:13:14,629 Come on, let's get out of here. 379 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,632 Before this place makes animals of us all. 380 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:21,068 Ready, set, go! 381 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,979 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 382 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,248 Oh, no. 383 00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,486 Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit. 384 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:41,523 They're not gonna make it. They're not gonna make it. 385 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,791 No, they're gonna make it. 386 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,326 No, no. Gag, gag, don't quit. 387 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,860 You haven't made your money back yet. 388 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,495 You haven't made your money back. 389 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,600 You haven't made your money back. 390 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,001 It's too much. It's too much. 391 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,969 Okay, my sister and I are out of here. 392 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,607 -You owe me 15K, Frank! -Damn! Goddamn it. 393 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,275 -Ten bucks says they stay. -I'll take that. 394 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,844 No, no, no. No more bets, goddamn it! 395 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,781 - We've been degraded enough! - We're out of here. 396 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,817 Not classy! Not classy, Frank! 397 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,185 Not classy! Not classy! 398 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,687 Not classy! 399 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:14,855 That was bad. 400 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,890 It was just too far, Dee. 401 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,660 He turned us into the dogs. 402 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,732 You gotta stop, Dee. 403 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,399 Trying to stop, but the smell of dog food on your breath-- 404 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,034 -Okay, listen, listen. -It's really bad. 405 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,941 I have a plan. I have a plan. 406 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,043 How we can get our money back and then some. 407 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,512 Double or nothing for our clothes? 408 00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:40,515 No, we gotta be smarter than that, Dee! We gotta be smarter. 409 00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,082 We can't play their games anymore, okay? 410 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,218 We're gonna get our money back, 411 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,587 and we're gonna make even more money. 412 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,456 But we're gonna have to do something pretty raw. 413 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,097 Come on, Sherlock Bones. Let's go. 414 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,069 Well... ...this is my kennel. 415 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,505 Cool. Living at the dog track. 416 00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,472 -That's raw, dude. -Yeah. 417 00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:07,207 Oh, uh... 418 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,777 Pardon the tarp, boys. 419 00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:11,513 Dogs get a little messy every now and then. 420 00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,147 And you're putting the dog's needs first. 421 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,982 Yeah, right. He's thinking about the dog. 422 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,851 All day. Man, you have opened my eyes. 423 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,920 You have spent your entire life giving, and all I do is take. 424 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,922 -Yeah, you're big taker. -Yeah, I am. I'm a bit of a... 425 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,424 You are too though. 426 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:26,795 But look, I-I-I feel like being raw is putting yourself last. 427 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:27,928 And that's a good way to be. 428 00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:30,497 Yeah, dude. Put yourself last. 429 00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:32,199 And tarps, I mean, pretty awesome, man. 430 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,802 I might get a tarp for Frank. 431 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,102 What kind of breed is Frank? 432 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,639 Oh, Frank's a man. 433 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,607 -He's a man, human man. -Yeah, he's human man. 434 00:15:39,741 --> 00:15:41,576 -Human. -But he's messy like a dog. 435 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,110 -Yeah. -Um... 436 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,411 But he's a man. 437 00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,484 Yeah. Anyways... 438 00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:51,920 -Yeah. -Um... 439 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,021 Hey, listen, man, just thanks again for everything. 440 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,557 It's been an awesome day, and... 441 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:58,292 I'm really just so sorry they're closing the place down. 442 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:00,795 They're doing what now? 443 00:16:00,929 --> 00:16:02,630 Oh, you didn't hear? 444 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,431 Oh, this place is closing down, yeah. 445 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,366 I think there's not gonna be 446 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,435 any more dog tracks in... in America. 447 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,473 I did not know that. 448 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,644 Think somebody would've told me. 449 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,978 -Yeah. -Oh, well, 450 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,848 I guess I'm always just the last to know. 451 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,981 Yeah. 452 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,550 All right. 453 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,719 Say, boys, you mind 454 00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,589 if I go spend a couple of minutes with my thoughts here? 455 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:29,724 Yeah, no. Go take... take a minute, 456 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,659 and we'll hang here and... 457 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,595 God, I feel bad that he didn't know. 458 00:16:33,728 --> 00:16:35,095 God, man. I feel so bad. 459 00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:37,030 I can't believe they would keep him in the dark like that, man. 460 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,701 You know what? He's got such a great outlook on life. 461 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,169 -I bet he bounces right back. -He definitely will. 462 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,406 That sounded like a gunshot, man. 463 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,208 It did sound like a gunshot. Do... 464 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:49,611 Do you think he shot the dog? 465 00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,446 -Why? Why would-- -I don't know. 466 00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,681 Maybe that's what he was talking about 467 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:55,048 when he says he takes care of the dogs, 468 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,584 like, he shoots them when they can't race anymore? 469 00:16:56,718 --> 00:16:58,018 Is that a thing? It might be a thing. 470 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,854 That might be why 471 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:00,989 they're shutting down all... of these places over the country. 472 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,524 'Cause they shoot the dogs when they-- 473 00:17:02,657 --> 00:17:04,559 Yes! 474 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:06,861 Oh. 475 00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:08,696 Well, if he didn't shoot the dog, what did he shoot? 476 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,200 -Oh... -Dude. 477 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,335 He was feeling a little too raw. 478 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,472 Hey. 479 00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:19,741 Hi. 480 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,543 This is a crime scene now, right? 481 00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:22,877 This is a crime scene, yeah. 482 00:17:23,011 --> 00:17:24,879 -Know what, wipe our prints. -Yeah. 483 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,346 We're thinking the same thing. 484 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,882 We gotta wipe the prints. 485 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,518 Let's get out of here, man. Let's just get out of here. 486 00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:31,886 You wanna burn this thing down, or... 487 00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:33,788 <i>Go, go.</i> 488 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,055 Frank. Frank, we gotta go. Right now. 489 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,390 There he is. 490 00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:37,759 We gotta go. We gotta go. 491 00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,326 There is a seedy underbelly to this place. 492 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,562 Maybe a bit of a fingerprints situation. 493 00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:41,763 It's not good. Bad things happened. 494 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,096 There's definitely a fingerprint issue. 495 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,766 -We gotta go, dude. -We gotta go. 496 00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:47,134 We did it. 497 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,771 -Bitch! -Why are you dressed like this? 498 00:17:49,904 --> 00:17:51,005 Move past that. 499 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,172 Yeah, not now, not now. 500 00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,775 We want our clothes. We want our money. 501 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:56,611 And we want 50% of whatever the Saudis were gonna pay you. 502 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,478 -You did it? -Oh, yeah, we did it, 503 00:17:58,613 --> 00:17:59,581 you son of a bitch. 504 00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:01,883 -Prove it. -No problem. 505 00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:02,951 I was hoping we weren't gonna show this. 506 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,284 No, we're gonna do it. 507 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,587 - No, they're gonna see it. <i>- Here we go.</i> 508 00:18:06,854 --> 00:18:08,221 There we go. All right. 509 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:10,858 Go. 510 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:16,330 Hello, crown princes and other honorable Saudis. 511 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,805 With much respect, we present to you, Pennies From Heaven. 512 00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,641 Champion racing dog. 513 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:31,311 Let this video serve as proof to show authenticity. 514 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,983 Oh, God. Okay, all right, here we go. 515 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,283 <i>Yep.</i> 516 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,919 <i>Yeah, get under him.</i> <i>Get underneath.</i> 517 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,520 Oh, my God, man. 518 00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,321 Well, don't... Okay. 519 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,195 -Oh, my God! -Oh! 520 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,464 Shit. 521 00:18:50,598 --> 00:18:54,669 They did it! You owe me big time, Louis. 522 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,504 I won. 523 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,441 - Well done, Frank. - Fork it over, baby. 524 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,645 -Nice! -Easy. Easy. 525 00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,480 -Oh, w-what's happening? -I won. 526 00:19:06,614 --> 00:19:07,815 -You won what? -The bet. 527 00:19:07,949 --> 00:19:10,785 I bet Louis I could get you guys to jerk off a dog, 528 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,654 and you did it. 529 00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:14,454 The Saudis. What about the Saudis? 530 00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:16,189 I don't know no Saudis. 531 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,326 -I don't even own a dog. -What are you talking about? 532 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,964 The only reason why we're here is so I can bet on you. 533 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,633 You are my raw dogs, and you won. 534 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:28,803 No, no, we're here because you wanted to bet on the dog races. 535 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,039 Dog races? I never bet on a dog race. 536 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,240 That's some low-class shit. 537 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,852 You guys raw-dogging it home? 538 00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,556 Anyone like a corn nut? 538 00:19:49,305 --> 00:20:49,207 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm