"Kiff" Kiff Has to Sneeze/Never Meet Your Mailboxes

1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:03,920 - [♪ theme music playing] <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,423 <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪ - ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,468 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,511 <i>- ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> - [school bell ringing] 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,347 <i>- ♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> - [engine revving] 6 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,975 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,186 <i>- ♪ Yeah! Kiff! ♪</i> - [♪ music concludes] 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:25,942 [both laugh] 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,819 [birds chirping] 10 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,822 [♪ dramatic music playing] 11 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,162 {\an8}[♪ perky tune playing] 12 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,955 {\an8}- [scats] Walking! - [scats] Walking! 13 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,083 {\an8}- [scats] Walking! - [scats] Walking! 14 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:45,961 {\an8}- Huh? [gasps] - Hey, look at that! [chuckles] 15 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,546 Glarbin forgot his keys! 16 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:53,011 - [♪ whimsical music playing] - Good old library card. [grunts, chuckles] 17 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,179 [sighs] Classic Glarbin, right? 18 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,514 [chuckles] Hey, you've got a keen eye, Barry. 19 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,809 Now, back to the task at hand. [gasps] 20 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,145 What's the task at hand? 21 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:06,024 Huh, I was gonna sneeze, but I... [sniffles, sighs] 22 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,609 I guess it went away. 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:12,697 Oh. Should we keep walking to school then, or...? 24 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:16,409 Yeah, yeah, totally. Not a big deal. Just a sneeze, right? 25 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:19,454 [♪ dubious music playing] 26 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,956 - [school bell ringing] - All right, class. 27 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:25,042 Please pass your book reports forward. 28 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,336 Did anybody have any questions about the book? 29 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,964 - [♪ perky tune playing] - Um, did you write it? 30 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:34,552 Here, I'll start. Who here has parents who work in publishing? 31 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:37,806 Hey, matching binders. High five! 32 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,643 Huh. [screams] 33 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,311 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 34 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:47,857 Now, who understood why Marigold returned her engagement ring? 35 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,735 Because of Santiago's betrayal in the waterfall cave! 36 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,403 Um, n... no. 37 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,322 [♪ menacing music playing] 38 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,451 Because of her childhood allergy to expensive metals? 39 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,330 [Miss Deer] That's correct! Very good, Candle. 40 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,831 How did I miss that? 41 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,585 Hey, Kiff, can you show me again how you do that cool pen spinning thing? 42 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:11,130 - I still can't get it. - Sure, Trev. Don't feel bad. 43 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,342 It takes years of practice to get as skilled as I am. Watch closely. 44 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,389 Something's off about you today, Kiff. 45 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:24,227 - [indistinct chatter] - Something is off, but what? 46 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,312 - The sneeze! - The sneeze! 47 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:30,816 It's so obvious! I was supposed to sneeze this morning and I didn't! 48 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,443 - And now everything's... weird. - [♪ sinister music playing] 49 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,528 This is all my fault. 50 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,613 I... I never should have told you to look at Glarbin. 51 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,366 Curse my incredible powers of observation! 52 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,494 I am never going to look around at anything ever again. 53 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,873 Oh, Barry, Barry, don't beat yourself up. We can fix this. 54 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:49,002 All we have to do is get me to sneeze. 55 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,587 [♪ upbeat music playing] 56 00:02:50,753 --> 00:02:54,132 [sniffs deeply, sighs] 57 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,050 [sneezes, sniffles] 58 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:04,074 59 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,939 [♪ entrancing music playing] 60 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:17,197 [sneezes, chants] 61 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:20,491 - [♪ upbeat music continues] - [grunts] 62 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,085 [gasps, whimpers] 63 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,589 - Ah. - [gasps] 64 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,925 - Ah! - [gasps] 65 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:40,011 - [screams] - [♪ music fades abruptly] 66 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,639 [wind howling] 67 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:46,017 - [car honking] - [♪ somber music playing] 68 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,687 - [sneezes] - [sneezes] 69 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:52,689 [diners sing] <i>♪ Happy birthday, achoo! ♪</i> 70 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:56,653 [echoes] <i>♪ Happy birthday, achoo! ♪</i> 71 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:03,033 - [baby sneezes] - [gasps] His first sneeze. 72 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,994 Will you take our picture? 73 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,956 [♪ menacing music playing] 74 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,583 - [♪ music fades abruptly] - Hey. 75 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,293 I got you a hot dog with spicy mustard. 76 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,878 Hold the bun, hold the dog. 77 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:17,340 It's a basket full of mustard. Get in there. 78 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,426 [sniffs aggressively, smacks lips] 79 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,971 Well, that's it. We're officially out of ideas. 80 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:27,308 We have to face facts. I'll never sneeze again. 81 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:30,812 - [breathes shakily] - [♪ sinister music playing] 82 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:38,568 Who is that blocking out the sun, Unky Glarbin? 83 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:42,699 That's the old lady who cannot sneeze. 84 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,743 [Kiff grunts] 85 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:49,038 [whimpers, gasps, sighs] 86 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,917 Don't you dare block my sunlight with your giant head! 87 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,794 - [both scream] - I need sun for my tan. 88 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,587 - [♪ jolly music playing] - Okay, fine, it's a bad sunburn. 89 00:04:57,588 --> 00:05:01,217 But after that layer peels off, I get a nice mossy tinge... 90 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:05,179 Helen! Were you eavesdropping on our fantasy? I'm so disappointed. 91 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,640 [clears throat] I was about to offer to he-- [coughs] 92 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,268 To he-- To he-- [chokes] 93 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,769 Help? Are you trying to say you're gonna "help"? 94 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,063 - Yes, exactly! - [♪ pensive music playing] 95 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:18,900 I'm gonna help me by making sure you don't block out my primo sunbeams. 96 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,362 There's only one way to fix a lost sneeze. 97 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,532 Someone's got to go into Kiff's mind palace, 98 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,533 find the sneeze, and release it. 99 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:29,786 [grunts] Hold up. What do you mean, go into my... [chuckles] ...mind palace? 100 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,455 Do you want me to waste time explaining junk, 101 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,457 - or do you want to sneeze your sneeze? - Fair enough. 102 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,877 Barry, you down to... get magic'ed into my head? [chuckles] 103 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,672 Me? No, no. I... I got you into this mess, Kiff. 104 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,923 I don't think I'm the right bunny for the job. 105 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,093 I'll bungle it. Kiff, I will bungle it! 106 00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:48,556 Aw, you won't. Just don't get distracted and you'll be fine. 107 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:51,809 - Okay. Yes. Spell me-- - [gasps] 108 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,644 - [both cough] - Bits of whatever I find, 109 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,855 send that bun into Kiff's mind! 110 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,316 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - [both cough] 111 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,487 - [♪ sinister music playing] - Kiff, it worked! I'm in your brain! 112 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,113 [Kiff, echoes] Great job, Barry! 113 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:09,284 Now, just take your time looking for the sneeze. 114 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,702 You've got this. 115 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,245 - [clock ticking] - What's that for? 116 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:15,916 Barry's got five minutes to get out or he'll be trapped in your brain forever. 117 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,711 - It's brain magic rules. [groans] - What? Why... why didn't you mention that? 118 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,881 You said you didn't want me to explain! 119 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,257 - [♪ sinister music continues] - Oh. Hmm. 120 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:26,093 [Kiff, echoes] Barry! Scratch what I said before. 121 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,552 Get a wiggle on! 122 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,681 Okay, Barry. Don't look around or observe anything. 123 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,686 Just focus on the task at hand. 124 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,689 Find the sneeze. 125 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,570 - [Kiffs] Greetings, Lord Barrington. - [screams] 126 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,031 [Kiffs] Long have we dreamed you would visit. 127 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,785 Okay. No, no, no! This isn't distracting me! 128 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,244 Hit it! 129 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,080 [♪ upbeat rock music playing, "Welcome to My Mind"] 130 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,707 [screams] 131 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,333 [Kiffs sing] <i>♪ Welcome to my mind ♪</i> 132 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,669 <i>♪ Come on, have a look inside Take a peek, have a seat ♪</i> 133 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,505 - [bell ringing] - [Kiffs] <i>♪ Best spot, ring side ♪</i> 134 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:06,049 <i>- ♪ You'll find, it's a real weird time ♪</i> - [whistle blows] 135 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,301 [crowd cheering] 136 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,096 [Kiffs] <i>♪ Take a look at this wall It has 200 doors ♪</i> 137 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,932 <i>♪ And every single one opens to 200 more ♪</i> 138 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,935 <i>♪ On your left, you will find Somewhat of a shrine ♪</i> 139 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:18,062 <i>♪ To my very best friend ♪</i> 140 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,855 <i>- ♪ My best friend of all time ♪</i> - [camera shutters clicking] 141 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:23,526 [Kiffs] <i>♪ Take a peek It just may blow your mind ♪</i> 142 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:31,033 <i>♪ It's a wonderland Come on, take my hand ♪</i> 143 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:35,788 <i>♪ Welcome to my mind, welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind, welcome to my mind ♪</i> 144 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:38,540 <i>♪ Here's everything I said That I kinda regret ♪</i> 145 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,377 <i>♪ Next to every single song That I've had stuck in my head ♪</i> 146 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,044 <i>♪ And here ♪</i> 147 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,131 <i>- ♪ Is every book I ever read ♪</i> - [exclaims] 148 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,843 [Kiffs] <i>♪ Walk around the floor, enjoy your tour ♪</i> 149 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,554 <i>♪ Have a look at all that's on display In this brochure ♪</i> 150 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,474 <i>♪ Wow! Words are kind of weird When you hear them repeating ♪</i> 151 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,268 <i>♪ Say brochure 30 times It'll lose all its meaning ♪</i> 152 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,061 {\an8}<i>♪ What? Brochure, brochure, brochure, brochure ♪</i> 153 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:03,816 {\an8}<i>♪ Brochure, brochure, brochure, brochure ♪</i> 154 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,485 {\an8}<i>♪ Brochure, brochure, brochure, brochure ♪</i> 155 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,570 {\an8}- [♪ metal music playing] - [Kiffs] <i>♪ Brochure, brochure! ♪</i> 156 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,697 {\an8}<i>♪ Brochure, brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure, brochure! ♪</i> 157 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,867 {\an8}<i>♪ Brochure, brochure Brochure, brochure, brochure, brochure! ♪</i> 158 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,203 {\an8}[gasps] 159 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,955 - [♪ upbeat rock music continues] - [Kiffs] <i>♪ It's a wonderland ♪</i> 160 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,501 <i>♪ Come on, take my hand ♪</i> 161 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,211 <i>♪ Welcome to my mind, welcome to my mind Welcome to my mind ♪</i> 162 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,630 <i>- ♪ Welcome to my mind ♪</i> - [♪ music intensifies] 163 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,926 <i>♪ Welcome to my mind, welcome to my mind! Welcome to my mind, welcome to my mind! ♪</i> 164 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,594 - [♪ music fades abruptly] - I'm so sorry! I don't have time! 165 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,387 But the next verse was about how to unblock 166 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:35,765 - the last sneeze. - Eh. 167 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:41,270 - [♪ ominous music playing] - [whimpers, gasps] 168 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,066 Kiff! It's impossible! 169 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,902 I'll never find one little sneeze in this maze of... 170 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,488 Oh, wait, is that it? 171 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:58,162 Uh, hello? Sneeze? Are you in there? 172 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,123 {\an8}"I am not coming out. 173 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:04,460 {\an8}"Yours truly, the sneeze from this morning." 174 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,754 {\an8}Oh, this is terrible news, but I do love a note. 175 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,257 [Kiff, echoes] Did you find it, Barr? 176 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:13,177 Yeah, but it locked itself in a closet, and I can't get the door open. 177 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,346 Thirty seconds. 178 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,846 - [Kiff, echoes] Helen! - [Helen, echoes] What? 179 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,682 - [grumbles indistinctly] - [Kiff shushes] 180 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:23,020 Barry! Listen to me! You have to observe! 181 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,815 There must be something! A clue or a key that-- 182 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:30,402 No, I can't! My powers caused this terrible situation! 183 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,822 I notice no more! 184 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:36,450 [Kiff, echoes] Trust me, Barry! I need you! 185 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,079 - [inhales deeply, gasps] - [♪ empowering music playing] 186 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:44,750 Collectibles, Math problems, treasured family memories, 187 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,169 an embarrassing thing Kiff said to a stranger three years ago. 188 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:53,843 - I observe everything! Oh, wow! - [♪ music intensifies, concludes] 189 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:58,389 [chuckles] Kiff's favorite book! What is that chapter she loves? 190 00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:00,224 [♪ dramatic techno music playing] 191 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,766 Ten seconds, Barry! 192 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,020 [♪ laid-back music playing] 193 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:18,451 - [♪ inspiring music playing] - [Glarbin] <i>Good old library card!</i> 194 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,121 Oh, my gee, that's it! Library card! 195 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,249 - [♪ dramatic music continues] - [sniffs] 196 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,545 - [gasps, whimpers] - [♪ thrilling music playing] 197 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:35,426 [screams, grunts] 198 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,266 - [sneezes, echoes] - [♪ exciting music playing] 199 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:45,561 [screams] 200 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,605 [chuckles] 201 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,440 The theme of your book was the struggle between fashion and convention! 202 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,985 Exactly. Who said that? 203 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,321 [screams, gasps] You did it, Barry! 204 00:10:56,322 --> 00:11:00,367 I sneezed! I hope you never doubt your incredible gifts ever again. 205 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,869 - [♪ cheery music playing] - Now, let's celebrate. 206 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,497 How's about we get you a real hot dog, huh? 207 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,582 What's a hot dog? 208 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,296 - Uh. - [sighs] 208 00:11:13,305 --> 00:12:13,258 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org