"Kiff" The Other Movie/Roy-alty Check

1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:02,835 {\an8}[presenter 2] <i>Brought to you by Table Town Circus!</i> 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,173 {\an8}<i>The circus is in town! Table Town!</i> 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,134 {\an8}[knocking] 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:12,554 - [♪ quirky music playing] - [slurps] 5 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:17,601 - [smacks lips, slurps, gulps] - [knocking continues] 6 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:23,314 - [♪ upbeat jazz playing] - Ah! [laughs] 7 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,358 - What's this? - It's your cut of profits 8 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:29,613 - from <i>Found in Ambiguity.</i> - Oh, my movie that swept the Table-ies. 9 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:32,531 Swept it so quick, I told folks to use the big broom. 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:36,536 Cha-ching! You made quite a few nuts, kid. Don't spend it all in one place. 11 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,622 [both slurp, gulp] 12 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:42,668 Mom, Dad, you guys are good with money. Here's my check. 13 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,505 No, Kiff, that money is yours. 14 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,928 - [gasps] Ten thousand smackers? - [♪ triumphant music playing] 15 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,971 - That money is ours! - Martin! 16 00:00:55,097 --> 00:01:00,393 Right. Sorry. Of course. It's just 10,000 smackers. 17 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,605 - We could fix the basement. - Well, since Kiff earned this money, 18 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,065 don't you think she should decide how it's spent? 19 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,818 Aw, thanks, Mom. [smooches] 20 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,696 And besides, if anything needs to be fixed, it's the roof. 21 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,491 - The roof? - A house needs a good roof. 22 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,243 - No, a house needs a good basement. - [♪ tense music playing] 23 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,537 Hmm. I know. 24 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:23,541 How about you each make a presentation to help me decide? 25 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,377 Kiff, that's a great idea. 26 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,837 In fact, I just downloaded the latest version 27 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,506 of Presentation Maker. 28 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,676 I'll give you a head start. 29 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,594 Huh? [pants] 30 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,889 [♪ dramatic music playing] 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,690 [♪ music concludes] 32 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,486 [♪ gloomy music playing] 33 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,991 [Beryl] <i>"Went to Cafe Penguino. Love, Beryl and Kiff."</i> 34 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,494 - [♪ dubious music playing] - [slurps, gulps] 35 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,872 Bribing Kiff with brunch, eh? 36 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:07,294 Well, if Beryl wants to play dirty, then call me garbage. 37 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,337 [grunts] 38 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,800 - [♪ ambient jazz playing] - [indistinct chatter] 39 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,179 - To brunch! [gulps] Whoo! - To brunch! [gulps] Whoo! 40 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,890 [♪ upbeat techno music playing] 41 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:23,268 - To brunch! [chuckles] - To brunch! [chuckles, inhales] 42 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,438 - To brunch! Wow! - To brunch! Whoo! Yeah! 43 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,441 - To brunch! Yeah! - To brunch! [giggles] 44 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,902 - To brunch! Oh, what a brunch. - To brunch! [slurps] 45 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,614 Ooh, little too much hydration though. Be right back. 46 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,909 [♪ ambient jazz continues] 47 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,829 [♪ dubious music playing] 48 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,043 [Martin] <i>"Picked up Kiff, taking her to circus. Toodles."</i> 49 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,587 [groans] Martin. 50 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:54,549 - [indistinct chatter] - [♪ upbeat carnival music playing] 51 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,383 The front row? 52 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,721 Only the best for my sensible, always-makes-the-right-decision daughter. 53 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,474 [chuckles] Wow. You and Mom sure are in good moods today. 54 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,685 Now, you know what's interesting about clowns? 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,812 When they come out of the clown car, 56 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,690 they're actually coming from the area under the floor. 57 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,277 The car basement, if you will. [munches] 58 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,198 Hey, that's funny. 59 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,366 We were just talking about basements. [munches] 60 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:24,411 Huh. That's so strange. I... I think I'm starting to lean basement. 61 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:25,872 [♪ dramatic music playing] 62 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:31,837 - Welcome to Table Town Circus! - [crowd cheering] 63 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,464 - [♪ jolly music playing] - Ladies and gentlemen, 64 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,174 we have canceled our classic clown car routine 65 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,927 for something even more exciting tonight. 66 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:43,806 Give a big top hand to our newest trapeze artist! 67 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:47,394 Who promised not to sue if anything goes wrong. Beryl! 68 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,688 - [♪ dramatic music playing] - [crowd cheering, applauding] 69 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,231 Mom? 70 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,901 - Thank you, party. Oh, what's that I hear? - [water trickling] 71 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,028 Is that rain? 72 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:03,075 We'd all be soaked if we didn't have this gorgeous big top, 73 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,372 or as it's known in layman's terms... the roof! 74 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,291 Roof! Roof! Roof! 75 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,333 - [crowd] Roof! Roof! Roof! - Roof! Roof! Roof! 76 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:15,463 Wow. She's right. I think I'm starting to lean roo-- [grunts] 77 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,966 - [gasps] - [♪ thrilling music playing] 78 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,678 Hey, wait! Whoa! 79 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,266 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - So, you think you're leaning roof, eh? 80 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,518 Well, let me tell you why the basement needs that upgrade. 81 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,771 Just look how frail this load-bearing post is. 82 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,024 - Uh. - [grunts] 83 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,236 Frail? You wanna see frail? 84 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:44,910 [grunting] Just look how easily these tiles come off! 85 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,578 Now, that's frail. 86 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,246 - Uh. - [loud thud] 87 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,290 - [grunts] - [grunts] 88 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:55,002 - [loud thudding] - [Martin grunting] 89 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,713 [exhales] Both of you stop! 90 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,009 Just take the money! I don't want it! 91 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,929 Oh, no, no, no, no! That's your money, Kiff! 92 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,015 Yeah, you earned those nuts. 93 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,017 [both] And a great thing to spend... 94 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,895 - ...those nuts on is a basement! - ...those nuts on is a roof! 95 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:12,938 - A roof! - A basement! 96 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,856 - [Beryl] A roof! - [Martin] A basement! 97 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,023 [both grumble] 98 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,735 [shushes] Whenever I want to convince someone about something, 99 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,779 I sing a song. 100 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,530 Well, we're not going to sing a song-- 101 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:27,035 [sings] <i>♪ I think it's a great idea to sing a song ♪</i> 102 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:30,204 <i>♪ I can sing about basements all day long ♪</i> 103 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,748 All right, Martin. 104 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,999 [sings] <i>♪ Well, I can sing too and here's your proof ♪</i> 105 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,252 <i>♪ Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, roof ♪</i> 106 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,087 [Martin] Speaking of basements... 107 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,797 - [♪ groovy music playing] - ...you hear that bass? 108 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:45,095 Ooh, you know, some say bass is the backbone of any good song. 109 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,223 - What's that I hear? A bass drum? - [♪ bass drum beating] 110 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,768 [Martin] Oh, nice. Deep and low, like a basement. 111 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:56,606 Uh, the bass means nothing without that top-end, Martin. 112 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,318 That high end. Hear a little tambourine up top? 113 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,778 - [♪ plays rhythmically] - There we go. 114 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,407 The roof. The roof of the song, so to speak. 115 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:09,661 - Tops of things are necessary. - [♪ music fades] 116 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,163 Wow! Wow, that was incredible. 117 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,040 You've both given me 118 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,292 - so much to consider. But I've decided-- - [♪ groovy music continues] 119 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,044 [sings] <i>♪ All good things, they start out low ♪</i> 120 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,130 <i>♪ When you plant a seed you gotta dig a hole ♪</i> 121 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,089 <i>♪ Without the roots, it just won't grow ♪</i> 122 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,299 <i>♪ A tree doesn't grow from the top down, bro ♪</i> 123 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:28,263 [sings] <i>♪ Thanks for that analogy The top of a tree is a canopy ♪</i> 124 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:32,434 <i>♪ What you gonna do on a hot day when you really need some shade? ♪</i> 125 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,603 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪</i> 126 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,939 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> - [Martin] <i>♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 127 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,066 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> - [Martin] <i>♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 128 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,692 [both] <i>♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 129 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:47,407 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 130 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,993 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 131 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,786 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 132 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,663 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 133 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,749 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 134 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,293 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 135 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:04,090 <i>♪ I'm gonna hit you with a cold hard fact A brand new roof's like a brand new hat ♪</i> 136 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,217 <i>♪ But I'm coming in with nothing but truth ♪</i> 137 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,219 <i>♪ A new basement's like a pair of new shoes ♪</i> 138 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,263 <i>♪ Come on now, you know I'm right ♪</i> 139 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,347 <i>♪ If you're feeling this give me five up high ♪</i> 140 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:16,478 <i>♪ Whoa there, girl, I think you know the way to go, give me five down low ♪</i> 141 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:19,647 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪</i> 142 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:23,568 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know I'm right! I know I'm right! ♪</i> 143 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,778 [both] <i>♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 144 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:32,701 <i>- ♪ I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know I'm right! ♪</i> 145 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,037 [♪ music concludes] 146 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,998 - [smooches] Good night, sweetie. - [smooches] Sleep tight. 147 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,874 [sighs] 148 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,250 [♪ gentle lullaby playing] 149 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,170 - [Beryl sings] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> - [Martin sings] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> 150 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:46,174 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 151 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:50,385 - [Beryl whispers] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> - [Martin whispers] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> 152 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:54,224 - [Beryl whispers] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> - [♪ lullaby concludes] 153 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,142 [yawns] 154 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,228 The roof. [exhales] 155 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,562 - The basement. [snores] - The roof. 156 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,980 - The basement. - [grunts] 157 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,566 - The roof. - The... the basement. 158 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,819 - The roof. - The basement. 159 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,156 - The roof. - [snores] The basement. 160 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,491 [♪ perky music playing] 161 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,617 - Roof! - [screams] 162 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,204 - Basement! - [Kiff shushes] 163 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:19,374 You'll have my decision by the end of the day. 164 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,299 - [♪ whimsical music playing] - [Kiff groans] 165 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,717 What do you think, Bar? 166 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:34,097 Well, the dictionary does say basement before roof. 167 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:39,519 - Okay, um, dictionary logic. - What are you two working on? 168 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:43,022 Kiff's parents won't stop arguing about their house renovations. 169 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,567 Ah! Basement, roof? 170 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,110 - Yeah. - Yeah. 171 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,112 [blows raspberry] Good luck with that. 172 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,825 - [groans] - [♪ groovy music playing] 173 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,620 - What? What is it? - No. Not here. Not now. 174 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,497 - [sings] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> - [sings] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> 175 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,084 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪</i> - [Martin] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> 176 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,210 [Beryl] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> 177 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,420 - [Martin] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> - Oh, no! 178 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,505 - [Beryl] <i>♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 179 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,465 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪ - ♪ The basement ♪</i> 180 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,217 <i>- ♪ The roof ♪</i> - [Martin] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> 181 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,427 [Beryl] <i>♪ The roof ♪</i> 182 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,138 - [Martin] <i>♪ The basement ♪</i> - Stop! 183 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,182 [♪ music fades] 184 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,475 [gasps] Are you done? 185 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,269 [♪ upbeat rock playing] 186 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:26,900 <i>- ♪ I know, I know, I know I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I know, I know, I know I'm right! ♪</i> 187 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,817 <i>[both] ♪ I know, I know ♪</i> 188 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:34,823 <i>- ♪ I'm right! ♪ - ♪ I'm right! ♪</i> 189 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,368 - Stop! [whimpers] - [♪ music concludes] 190 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,289 I can't take this anymore! 191 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,669 If I give you both half, will you just please stop singing? 192 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,296 - Hmm. - Hmm. 193 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,464 [♪ tense music playing] 194 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,757 - Hmm. - Hmm. 195 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,051 - Hmm. - Hmm. 196 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,178 - Sure, yeah, no problem. - I guess that can work. 197 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,765 - [sighs] - [crowd cheering] 198 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,390 We should have done that from the beginning. 199 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,685 Yeah, 5,000 each is not too shabby. 200 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:06,064 - [♪ cheery music playing] - All right, you each get 13 nuts. 201 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,398 - Thirteen nuts? - Thirteen nuts? 202 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,859 Yeah, the... the check is for 26 nuts. 203 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,238 You know, 26 divided by two parents. 204 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,241 You said 10,000 smackers. 205 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,077 Oh! Yeah, that's just something I say when I get so excited about a thing, 206 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,537 I want to kiss it 10,000 times. 207 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:27,752 I don't know how much renovations cost. Now, if you'll excuse me. [smooches] 208 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,964 [groans] I spent 42 nuts on brunch. 209 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,925 That circus was also expensive. 210 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,263 [all smooch] 211 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:45,061 [smooching continues] 212 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,064 [♪ theme music playing] 213 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,213 [♪ theme music concludes]