"Kiff" Lights Out/Dinner at Barry's

1 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:02,251 {\an8}[Mary] <i>Brought to you by Carl's Big Bucket</i> 2 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,627 {\an8}<i>of Cottage Cheese.</i> 3 00:00:03,628 --> 00:00:06,173 {\an8}<i>Cottage cheese? Yes, please.</i> 4 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,801 [food crackling] 5 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:14,180 Phew! Thanks for setting the table, Kiff. 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,933 Happy to. Okay, setting the table. 7 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:20,645 First comes the fork. F for first. F for fork. 8 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:25,650 Next is knife. N for next. N for knife, sort of. 9 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:30,029 And lastly, the spoon. There's no word for last 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,698 that starts with an S, which is sad. 11 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:35,410 S for sad. S for spoon. [chuckles] 12 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,330 We only need spoons, though, love. 13 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,706 You got it, boss. 14 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:43,251 We only need spoons because we're having 15 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,879 my world-famous crunchy cheesy glooperole. 16 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,380 [all] Yeah! 17 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,048 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - There are no words 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,217 to describe it. 19 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,718 You've never had anything like it. 20 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,179 One bite will change your life. 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,307 <i>♪ Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ♪</i> 22 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,226 <i>♪ Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ♪</i> 23 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,979 <i>♪ Crunchy cheesy glooperole! Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ♪</i> 24 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,815 <i>♪ Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ♪</i> 25 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:05,940 <i>♪ Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ♪</i> 26 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,984 This has been in my family for jennies. 27 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,320 It's an honor to uphold our culinary tradition. 28 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,156 [laughs] You had me at 29 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,658 - glooperole. - Glooperole! 30 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,035 [♪ enchanting music playing] 31 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,995 [chanting] We gloop, we gloop, we gloop together. 32 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,415 We gloop tonight, we gloop forever. 33 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,876 This is so cool! 34 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,879 It's pretty special, huh? Now dig in, Kiff. 35 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,132 I gave you a huge piece for setting the table. 36 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,385 [♪ epic music playing] 37 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,221 [♪ music fades] 38 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,229 Right? 39 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,774 [gulps loudly] 40 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,569 Wow. What kinda cheese is that? 41 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,029 {\an8}Cottage. Cottage cheese. 42 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:57,284 Oh, and it's, uh, piping hot. 43 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,536 Yep, it's even lumpier when heated. 44 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,996 Oh, I knew you'd love it. 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,746 [♪ uneasy music playing] 46 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:06,376 [♪ unsettling music playing] 47 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,799 [Kiff] <i>What do I do? I can't eat this.</i> 48 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,051 <i>Well, tell Mary you don't like it.</i> 49 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,679 <i>Aw, that'll crush her. You're right.</i> 50 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,056 <i>Plug your nose and eat real fast.</i> 51 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,892 <i>I can't, I'll chuck.</i> 52 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,102 <i>Well, then tell her you ate already!</i> 53 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,812 <i>What? When?</i> 54 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,440 <i>I know what I'll do. I'm leaving. Bye. I'm leaving.</i> 55 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,610 <i>No, no, no, no. That's not gonna work.</i> [groans] 56 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,366 [♪ tense music playing, fades] 57 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,787 Kiff, you finished first. 58 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,291 Oh, Mary, that was incredible. 59 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,501 Best food I've ever put in my mouth. 60 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,754 Let's get you some more then. 61 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,965 Oh, thank you. 62 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,676 Oh, Kiff, you're so lucky. 63 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,804 Oh, Barry, we can share it. 64 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,143 Barry, don't take advantage of Kiff's good nature. 65 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,982 And a bonus for generosity. 66 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,985 No, I wasn't-- I-- That wasn't being generous, 67 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,404 Double bonus for humility. 68 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:17,739 [cell phone camera clicks] 69 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,034 [Kiff] <i>Help.</i> 70 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,745 - [spits] - [♪ tense music playing, fades] 71 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,497 [Kiff] <i>Well, that takes care of the gloop in my mouth,</i> 72 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,916 <i>but what about all this?</i> 73 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,375 <i>I know.</i> 74 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,544 <i>I'll try several attempts set to music.</i> 75 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,545 <i>- That should do it.</i> - [♪ playful music playing] 76 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,967 - Do you have any ketchup? - Already in there. Six cups. 77 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,593 Mm. 78 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,637 - I can do the dishes. - No need! The plates are edible. 79 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,931 That's the crunch. 80 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,308 Mm. 81 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,478 Oh, no! Well, my gloop's gone cold. 82 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,729 Table torch. 83 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:53,983 Mm. 84 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,652 [exclaims] Bit my cheek. [chuckles] Too painful. 85 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,572 - Can't eat anymore. - The mint gravy will numb it. 86 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,619 Gonna gloop alfresco, then. 87 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,162 We're gloopen free. 88 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,832 - [groans] - [♪ music fades] 89 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,041 Can I eat my gloop in front of the bathroom mirror? 90 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,211 I just wanna see the joy on my face. 91 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,631 What a sweet child. 92 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,050 [♪ uneasy music playing] 93 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,351 All right, gloop, bon voyage. 94 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,190 [toilet gurgling] 95 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,526 [♪ tense music playing] 96 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:38,945 [Barry] Kiff! 97 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,197 I am so disappointed! 98 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,575 Barry! I can explain! 99 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,162 I am so disappointed... 100 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:49,872 that you didn't tell me 101 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,624 that you also don't like glooperole. 102 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,460 - [♪ music fades] - [gasps] Also? 103 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,753 Not liking glooperole is my biggest secret. 104 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,547 I've never even said this out loud before. 105 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,341 We can't tell the others. 106 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,092 You have my word. 107 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:02,886 Thank you, Kiff. 108 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,306 So, uh, what do you do with your gloop? 109 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,682 It's a locket I keep in my pocket. 110 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,436 This little guy can pack two point five plates of gloop. 111 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:12,979 That's a lot of gloop. 112 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,775 Then I dump it in my dump bucket. 113 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:17,984 [Glooperole squelching] 114 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,652 - [door opening] - [Terri gasps sharply] 115 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,700 I can't believe you two... 116 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,078 [both] No, we can explain! 117 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,331 ...also don't like glooperole. 118 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,210 - [gasps] - [gasps] I'm sorry, what? 119 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,130 And that's where I dump my gloop! 120 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,215 [door opening] 121 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,717 - [♪ tense music playing] - [gasps] 122 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,301 - [all gasp] - I'm telling mom 123 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,719 that the three of you hate her glooperole, 124 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,098 and only the three of you, and not me... 125 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,307 [all] We can explain! 126 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,060 ...is what I would say, if I liked glooperole... 127 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,019 - which I don't. - [door opening] 128 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,398 [♪ dramatic music playing] 129 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,233 [all] We can explain! 130 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,944 [♪ dramatic music playing] 131 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:09,160 [♪ whimsical music playing] 132 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,960 [all laugh] 133 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,463 It's a classic Abilene paradox. 134 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,758 It's a real thing. Look it up, why don't ya? 135 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:27,095 [all laugh] 136 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,514 But we didn't solve the problem. 137 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,724 We just realized we all have the same problem. 138 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,018 - [door opening] - [♪ dramatic music playing] 139 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:36,229 I heard you all loudly celebrating, 140 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,940 so I made another batch of glooperole. 141 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:42,152 Follow me, my little glooperolinas. 142 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,862 [laughs] 143 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,697 We're not eating that gloop. 144 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,407 We're gonna march in and tell mom that we hate it! 145 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,577 - Yeah! Safety in numbers! - [♪ percussive music playing] 146 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,328 [kisses] 147 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,122 I'm ready. 148 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:59,544 [♪ percussive music continues] 149 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,343 Mom, we hate glooperole. 150 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:10,180 We always have. We always will. 151 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,974 It's true, Mom. Even Kiff. 152 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,226 [gasps] Really? Even Kiff? 153 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,312 I... [groans] 154 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,856 [♪ sensational choral music playing] 155 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:23,985 [♪ unsettling music playing] 156 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:25,612 [groaning fearfully] 157 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:26,905 [♪ sensational choral music playing] 158 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,824 - [♪ unsettling music playing] - [clock ticking] 159 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,243 [♪ sensational choral music playing] 160 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:34,912 [♪ unsettling music playing] 161 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,997 [♪ sensational choral music playing] 162 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,334 [♪ unsettling music crescendos] 163 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,418 [♪ sensational choral music playing] 164 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,005 [♪ unsettling music playing] 165 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,384 [♪ music fades] 166 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,887 I don't know what you guys are talking about. 167 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,389 I love glooperole. 168 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,143 [all gasp] 169 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,686 I think it's delicious. 170 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:00,146 What are you doing? 171 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,648 [♪ playful music playing] 172 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,065 It's one of the most delicious dishes 173 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,192 I've ever had, Barry. 174 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,903 It's so good, I wanna marry it. 175 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:08,196 Are you kidding me? 176 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,614 I... I, you know, 177 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,825 I wanna eat this gloop every day for the rest of my life. 178 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:19,164 I wanna make a commitment to this gloop 179 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:20,375 in front of my community. 180 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,169 Its flaws are beautiful to me. I love it. 181 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,503 Eternally. 182 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,712 - [groans] - [groans] 183 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:26,798 [groans] 184 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,510 You're in so much trouble for lying to me. 185 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,304 [groans] Don't be too hard on them, Mar. 186 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,974 - Not them. You. - [♪ dramatic music playing] 187 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,891 Uh, what was that? 188 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,686 You're lying through your teeth. 189 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,647 Huh. How do you know? 190 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,191 Well, I don't. Not yet. 191 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,529 We'll sort this all out right now. 192 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,197 [all gasp] 193 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,448 What ? 194 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,034 [♪ intense music playing] 195 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,289 Give it up, Kiff. 196 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:02,208 This lie detector has caught us all at one point. 197 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,919 Kiff, you don't have to do this. 198 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,839 Do what? Enjoy this delicious food? 199 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,090 I want to. 200 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:12,010 - Is your name Kiff Chatterley? - Yes. 201 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,386 Do you hate Chubbles Wubbington? 202 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,556 - No. - Are you crazy ticklish? 203 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,433 Yes. 204 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,729 We have our baseline. You may now try the glooperole. 205 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:27,734 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 206 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 207 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,788 Yum. 208 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,043 [♪ dramatic music playing] 209 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,176 [sobs] Yes, okay. 210 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,429 [inhales deeply] I hate Glooperole! 211 00:09:56,638 --> 00:10:02,310 I! Do! Not! Like! It! [sobs] I'm so sorry! 212 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,228 [Mary] Well, I... 213 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,189 don't like it either. 214 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,607 [all yell] What? 215 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,817 I don't. It's terrible. 216 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:10,942 I only make it 217 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,528 because you kids say you love it. 218 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,615 I guess it's one of those Abilene paradoxes. 219 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:16,824 Is that what you call it? 220 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,827 Okay, Mom, I need to be held. 221 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,621 This is the fifth time this has happened today, 222 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,499 and I... I just kinda feel... 223 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,751 just something's happening. Please hold me. 224 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,837 I'm relieved I don't have to make it again. 225 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,421 It's a lot of groceries. 226 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,132 I just wish you'd told me sooner. 227 00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,388 [paper crackling] 228 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,599 Pee-ew, this place stinks like charred glooperole. 229 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,268 Who wants to go to Saddles? 230 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,062 - No, I hate Saddles! - [gasps] 231 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:47,563 Just kidding. [chuckles] 232 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,067 [♪ theme music playing] 233 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,007 [♪ theme music concludes] 233 00:11:16,305 --> 00:12:16,203 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm