"Kiff" Taily/Cocina Island

1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,504 <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:06,423 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,550 <i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,467 <i>♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff! ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:16,974 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 6 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,059 <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 7 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,353 <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 8 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,064 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 9 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:25,942 [both laughing] 10 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:29,486 {\an8}[narrator 1] <i>Brought to you by Hugo's Ergonomic Chairs.</i> 11 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,614 {\an8}<i>Behind every behind.</i> 12 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,703 {\an8}Oh, my gosh, I'm so bored. 13 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,957 Wow, I haven't seen Candle this bored since, 14 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,710 well, never, because I don't have eyes. 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,503 I'm a tail. 16 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,923 [all laughing] 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,091 Oh, my gosh. I'm laughing. 18 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,551 Oh, are you? 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,220 Well, I can't hear nothing because I don't have ears. 20 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,431 I'm a tail. 21 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,892 [laughing] 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,477 [Barry] That's my best friend's tail. 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,979 [laughing] 24 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,981 Okay, all right, thank you. Cheeks in seats. 25 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:09,693 And now, please welcome Principal Secretary. 26 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,695 [applause] 27 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,530 Thank you so much, Taily. 28 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,949 Students, it is my honor to announce 29 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:19,704 that we are going to be holding elections for class president! 30 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,498 [oohing] 31 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,543 [chattering] 32 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:31,465 We will be dipping our toes into my favorite sea... 33 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,550 democracy. 34 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,428 - Yes, Billiam. - I nominate Candle for president. 35 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,181 Candle accepts. 36 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,727 I'd like to nominate Reggie. 37 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,480 Excellent choice. 38 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,358 Can I nominate Barry? 39 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,611 You could, but I'll probably just toss that nom over to Kiff. 40 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:56,115 Oh, Bar, I don't know what to say except... 41 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,492 I accept. 42 00:01:57,617 --> 00:02:00,244 I look forward to doing a ton of work, 43 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,539 literally toiling day and night to-- 44 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:06,583 Oh, I changed my mind. I would like to retract my nomination. 45 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,963 Same. No point running against Kiff. 46 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,466 All right. Anybody else want in? 47 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,426 Nobody? 48 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,011 No one? 49 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,138 Okay. 50 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,933 Thanks, P.S. And thank you, Table Town School. 51 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,101 Fear not. 52 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:29,440 Though I run alone, I... I will do my best to earn every vote. 53 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 54 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,287 - Mr. RiPeppa is running? - What? 55 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,747 A teacher can't run against a student. 56 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,707 A teacher can run against a student. 57 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,876 [grunting] 58 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,421 Turns out there's no rule that says class president must be a student. 59 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,424 But why would Mr. RiPeppa even wanna be class president? 60 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:59,428 Nobody told you. The job comes with an ergonomic chair. 61 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,473 Word on the street is Mr. RiPeppa's been eyeing it for years. 62 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,562 Well, we're gonna run a good, clean campaign. 63 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,774 I'm sure the voters will make the right choice. Me. 64 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:17,279 Okay, here we go. "Kiff, making the diff." 65 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,406 Love it. 66 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,617 Or "Win wiff Kiff." 67 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,411 - Even better. - Or how about "Kiff's--" 68 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:27,165 [Trevor] Campaign needs a new manager. 69 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,167 [laughs evilly] 70 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:31,544 Trevor? How long have you been here? 71 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,921 Your sister let me in about an hour ago. 72 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,341 What you need is a savage ad. 73 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:40,928 [laughs] No, Trevor, Kiff doesn't want to go savage. 74 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,055 That's not how we're playing this one. 75 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,765 Get off your high horse. 76 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:48,353 I've made a video that will take RiPeppa down. 77 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,895 Guaranteed. 78 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,231 Geez. I don't want to take him down. 79 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,150 I just want him to drop out of the race like everybody else. 80 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:59,572 All right. Well, if you need me, I'll be around. 81 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:28,434 [snores] 82 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,690 [snores] 83 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:37,943 [farts] 84 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,820 The competition's gonna have to wake up 85 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,781 if they want a chance to win this election. 86 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,284 [snores, gasps] 87 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,622 {\an8}I think we have this election buttoned-up. 88 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,251 {\an8}[laughs] 'Cause of the buttons. 89 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,005 [whimpers] 90 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,090 - [PA beeps] - [Mr. RiPeppa] <i>Now, if you vote for me,</i> 91 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,343 <i>the cafeteria will be catered by Cafe Penguino.</i> 92 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:06,931 Uh, there will also be no more pop quizzes or any quizzes. 93 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:10,351 And we will turn the basketball court into an ice rink. 94 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,479 <i>And the ice rink into a baseball diamond.</i> 95 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:16,607 <i>- Every day will be Friday.</i> - [grunting] 96 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,527 - We love you! - [all cheering] 97 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:25,074 {\an8}[Barry grunts] Come on! 98 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,792 [groans] Nothing's working. 99 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,127 I'm sorry, Kiff. I... 100 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,962 [Trevor] Need a miracle? 101 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,047 Huh? 102 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,548 [banging] 103 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,674 Trevor? 104 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,344 [Trevor] Yeah. [grunts] 105 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,554 Help. 106 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,016 Thanks, Sweepy. 107 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,393 Okay, Trev. 108 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,563 I'm all out of options. 109 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,483 About that savage ad? 110 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,735 [laughs] Yeah, I knew you'd come around. 111 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:06,407 {\an8}Say the word, and I'll forward this baby to every student in Table Town. 112 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,994 No, Kiff, please watch it first to make sure it's not... 113 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,411 too savage. 114 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,455 Oh, it's savage. 115 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,500 {\an8}Brace yourselves. 116 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:22,340 Fresh ground... pepper? 117 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:27,845 No way! I don't like pepper! Pepper stinks! 118 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:33,308 {\an8}[Trevor] <i>My name is Kiff, and I approve this message.</i> 119 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,519 [exclaims] Peppa stinks! 120 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,937 [laughs evilly] 121 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,022 Oh, I told you it was bad. 122 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,858 Trevor, no. I... I can't believe you... 123 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:46,029 This is your savage video? I can't use this. 124 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,323 [Candle] Can't use what? 125 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,867 I made a savage ad. 126 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,035 [clamoring] 127 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,871 Yes! Oh, my gosh! Savage... 128 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,206 [chattering] 129 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,543 Barry, what do I do? 130 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,419 Kiff, these are the voters. 131 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,088 They want to like you. They want to trust you. 132 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,299 Talk to them. Be yourself. 133 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,801 [sighs] 134 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:10,679 All right, thanks for coming out. How we doing? 135 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,223 Can I get a whoop-whoop from Table Town Scoop? 136 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,352 Ooh. [chuckles] 137 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:19,981 [groans] 138 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,941 Oh, what a crowd! 139 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,152 I haven't seen this many people since... 140 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,572 Well, never, because I don't have eyes, 141 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,782 I'm a tail! 142 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,576 - [all laughing] - [screams] Taily! 143 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,995 This is peak comedy! 144 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,246 Okay. [chuckles] 145 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,166 Now that I have your attention, let's get serious. 146 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,668 Who wants a button? 147 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,923 Who wants a button? 148 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,758 - Yeah! - Taily! 149 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,969 [clamoring] 150 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,430 [student] Gimme, gimme! I want one! 151 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:59,312 And that's why I promise a button for every student. 152 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:03,524 Because at the end of the day, I am a student. 153 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:12,365 Ooh. [chuckles] 154 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,660 [chomps] Mmm. 155 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:22,876 Hey, guess what? 156 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:26,506 This guy steals sandwiches out of the faculty lounge refrigerator. 157 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,466 [all gasp] 158 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:32,136 Hey, no... now look here. That was one time. 159 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,348 "Look here?" Well, I can't. 160 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,350 Because... 161 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:41,562 [all] I don't have eyes, I'm a tail. 162 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:45,148 [all laughing, cheering] 163 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,360 This is peak comedy! 164 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:51,030 [laughing, cheering continues] 165 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,450 Yeah! 166 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,745 Hey, everybody. Look at me. 167 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:01,164 I'm also a tail. [chuckles] 168 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,583 [student] Derivative! 169 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:06,504 [all booing and hissing] 170 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,341 [cheering] 171 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,511 Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby! 172 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:19,099 [chuckles] Wow, Taily sure is funny. 173 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,184 But aren't you Taily? 174 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,937 Well... Oh. 175 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,230 [exclaims] 176 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,869 So, I've been eavesdropping. 177 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,162 You're welcome. 178 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,666 And nobody's voting RiPeppa. 179 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,251 {\an8}And nobody did. 180 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,419 Yes! Kiff, that means you won! 181 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,754 We did it! We did it! 182 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,299 No, no, no. Kiff only received two votes. 183 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,509 Then who won? 184 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,386 - Taily. - Huh? 185 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,347 Well, Kiff and Barry, you did your best, 186 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,558 but it appears that Tail must now lead. 187 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,684 Congrats, Taily. 188 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,768 Thank you. 189 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,478 Yes, I look forward to many long nights 190 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,522 discussing the minutiae of middle school policy 191 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,648 and administrative tasks. 192 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,734 Nope, I changed my mind. [laughs] 193 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,446 I can't be president. Uh, I'm a-- 194 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,158 [chuckles] Tail, yes, I know. But the people have spoken. 195 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,786 [humming] 196 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,923 My first order as president... 197 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,177 is... 198 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,639 to make Kiff president. 199 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,016 What? 200 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,643 Here, Kiff, have a seat. 201 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,562 And, uh... do all the work, 'cause I'm... 202 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:48,855 [yawns] 203 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,233 just... [snores] 204 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,277 Hmm. For a book this big, 205 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,071 I'm not really seeing much to suggest here. 206 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,907 - Great! - What a rule book! 207 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,118 What a chair! 208 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,830 - [Barry] Whee! - [Kiff laughs] 208 00:11:05,305 --> 00:12:05,156 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm