"Kiff" Wiz Ed/Mystery Spell

1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:02,460 {\an8}[narrator] <i>Brought to you by Jenn P. Gel's gel pens.</i> 2 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:04,004 {\an8}<i>We leave a mark!</i> 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:06,757 {\an8}The mirror. Let's break it down. 4 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,508 You can see your beauty from every angle, 5 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,345 like I'm doing here, 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:14,264 And here. Like I'm doing here. 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,643 And here. [sighs] Very nice. 8 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,395 I don't believe you. Prove it. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,023 [scoffs] My boy, Barry, can totally do it. Observe. 10 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,402 [clears throat] Popsicles taste delicious. 11 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:32,073 - [knuckles cracking] - [tooting "Popsicles taste delicious"] 12 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:34,159 [class] Woah! 13 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,745 [farts] 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,081 A soup spoon for Sandy? 15 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,168 [tooting "A soup spoon for Sandy"] 16 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,795 Incredible! 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,215 [students laughing] 18 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,716 - [laughing] - [hand tooting] 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,885 Barry? 20 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,807 Don't... you... dare. 21 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,441 [tooting "Don't you dare"] 22 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:10,028 [laughing] 23 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,863 That's it! You've taken advantage of my kindness 24 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:13,949 for the last time. 25 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,244 [chuckles] Sorry! [laughing] I'm sorry. 26 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:18,744 Oh, you will be. 27 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,664 Random junk from bottom drawer, 28 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,166 spell a hundred and thirty-four! [echoing] 29 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:27,670 [slowed down] No! 30 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,340 - [slowed down] No! - [slowed down] No! 31 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:33,092 - [slowed down] No! - [slowed down] No! 32 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:38,181 [slowed down] No! 33 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,599 - Phew! - Whoo! 34 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:47,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 35 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,284 Now, where were we? 36 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,911 Ah, yes. Mirrors! 37 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,709 Um, Helen? 38 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,836 - What? - What is spell 134? 39 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,213 Wouldn't you like to know? 40 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,757 - We would! - Yes. 41 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,759 Well, I'm not telling. 42 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,178 [scoffs] Wha-- [scoffs] 43 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,972 Helen, please? You can't just cast a spell on us 44 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:22,392 and then not tell us what it is. That's entrapment. 45 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,728 I absolutely can do that. 46 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,187 I'm doing it right now. 47 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,732 Now, where were we? Oh! 48 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,067 Here! 49 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,029 [bell ringing] 50 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,323 What-- What do you think spell 134 is? 51 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,950 - It could be anything. - I know. 52 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:43,371 Something like this could drive a kid... crazy. 53 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:46,374 Wait, Barry, we don't even need to go down that road. 54 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,459 Helen was mad about the hand farts. 55 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,796 She probably took away your ability to do hand farts. 56 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,881 [tooting] 57 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,050 - Still tootin'. - Hmm. 58 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,804 Hand fart ability... [grunts] 59 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,348 Did you just write that down so you could cross it out? 60 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,391 - Don't question my methods. - Okay! 61 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,105 Well, I think the spell would be something obvious, like-- 62 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,397 Oh, maybe we can fly now! 63 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,235 I have never wanted you to be more right about anything. 64 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,863 [♪ soaring music playing] 65 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,845 [sighs] That's a no on flying. 66 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,058 [Barry giggles] 67 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,893 We'll need complete physicals, Dr. Lyon. Stat! 68 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,063 Stat? Okay. Any symptoms? 69 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,732 Well, we were hit by spell 134, and we don't know what it did. 70 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,279 We don't feel different, but we do feel different, you know? 71 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,989 Mm. [clicks tongue] Ah. 72 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,075 [♪ upbeat '80s rock music playing] 73 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,091 Well, it's my medical opinion... 74 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,677 that you two are fine. 75 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,722 Have you considered that spell 134 is the ability to fly? 76 00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,349 - Of course we have. - Mmm. 77 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:28,935 Time for lunch. 78 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,189 The ability to fly is the first thing anybody thinks of. 79 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,900 It's probably a top-five spell on every list. 80 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:39,737 What we're looking for is spell 134. 81 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,240 It's gotta be weird or random. 82 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,952 Ooh, eggplant parm with apple slices for dessert? [chuckles] 83 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:48,288 [Lyon] I'm a lucky lion! 84 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,166 What if spell 134 makes everything taste like eggplant parm? 85 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,460 That's weird and random. 86 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:54,920 Let's test it. 87 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:59,841 [crunches, grunts, munches] 88 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,176 How's that taste? Getting any parm? 89 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,553 [gulps] Nope. Carrot. 90 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,602 {\an8}[Kiff] Makes carrots taste like eggplant parm. 91 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:11,770 {\an8}[sighs] 92 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,648 [sniffs] 93 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,191 [chews] 94 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,820 [slurping] 95 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,822 - Eggplant parm? - Noodle. 96 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,115 Mm. 97 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,746 [chokes, spitting] 98 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,791 [splutters, coughs] That was terrible! 99 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,209 That was eggplant parm. 100 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,963 Oh, I just realized. I have never had eggplant parm before. 101 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,423 Mmm, sweepy time. [chuckles softly] 102 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:45,762 Sticky hands? 103 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,306 <i>[voiceover] Not spell 134!</i> 104 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,102 No! [giggles] No! [giggles] 105 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,187 [Kiff] Unticklish. 106 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,397 [voiceover] <i>Try again!</i> 107 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,482 [grunts] Come on, Barry. 108 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,110 - [groans] - Super strength? 109 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,028 [voiceover] <i>Fail!</i> 110 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,624 [groans] 111 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,419 [voiceover] <i>Not today!</i> 112 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,462 Maybe the spell ruins movies? 113 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,381 - [slurping] - [clanging] 114 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,385 [laughing] 115 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,805 [voiceover] <i>Movies still enjoyed by all!</i> 116 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,931 <i>Chubbles Wubbington, national treasure!</i> 117 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,225 <i>♪ Chubbles! ♪</i> 118 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,147 [sighs] We tried everything. 119 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,067 Maybe Helen was right. Maybe we don't want to know. 120 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,695 Sure. Life is full of unknowns. 121 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,531 But we fear the unknown. 122 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,826 No, Bar, we can live without knowing. 123 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,369 We're strong. 124 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,748 We're strong, right? Barry? 125 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,750 - [door bursts open] - Please! 126 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,252 - Please, Helen! - Have mercy! 127 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,466 "Please" what? What are you doing here? 128 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,636 He hand farted? You shot a spell at us? 129 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,307 It missed? Bounced off all the mirrors? Hit us both? 130 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,059 Uh, [hesitates] you can't expect me to remember 131 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,395 every little thing I do throughout the day. 132 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,022 [sighs] Just tell us what spell 134 is. 133 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,485 Oh, 134. Sure, right, right. 134 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,069 So you remember the spell? 135 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:28,239 I do... not remember it. 136 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,449 - Helen! - Please! 137 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,869 We can't live like this! What is our curse? 138 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,371 Helen, the fact that there's a spell 134 139 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,624 implies that you might have a list somewhere. 140 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,083 That we could take a peek at it! 141 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,795 Ah, you two are being so annoying, 142 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,254 going on and on about lists and spells. 143 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,840 You sound like my sister Agnes. 144 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,092 Always asking, "What does this spell do?" 145 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,053 And then writing it down in list form. 146 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,805 - Huh? - [gasps] 147 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,308 Oh, you poor things. 148 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,644 So do you know what spell 134 is? 149 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,147 Not off the top of my head, but I'm sure we can figure it out. 150 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,232 You know, when we were young witches, 151 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,234 Helen would always come up with spells 152 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,738 and immediately forget them. So I wrote them all down. 153 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,366 And, uh, hid them in the dry cleaning? 154 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,951 [chuckles] No, silly! 155 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,786 I store them in the dry cleaning. 156 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,373 Spell 134 must be in here somewhere. 157 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,917 [whirring] 158 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,880 Spell number four, invisibility. Nope. 159 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,133 [whirring] 160 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,762 Spell number 26: Every day is your birthday. 161 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,224 They're not in order? 162 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,892 I have a system! 163 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,102 Okay? 164 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,189 Spell 134... 165 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,025 thousand, two hundred and eight. 166 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,361 [groans] We're never gonna find it. 167 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,114 [chuckles] Not with that attitude. 168 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,537 Is this it? No. Is this it? No. 169 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,915 - No. - Not it. 170 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,332 - [Kiff groans] - [Barry] Not it. 171 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,960 - [Kiff] No! - [Barry] Not it. 172 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,963 Spell number 134. 173 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,756 I found it-- 174 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,802 No, wait. Nine. That's a nine. So sorry! 175 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,304 [groaning] 176 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,096 But wait. It says 177 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,684 spell number 139 is a spell finder spell. 178 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,769 - [gasps] - Tentative yay? 179 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,608 We just have to cross our eyes and lie on the floor. 180 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,611 It's clean... ish. 181 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:35,908 Eyes combined, lie on the floor, help us find spell 134! 182 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,118 [loud zap] 183 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,088 I believe this will tell you all you need to know. 184 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,220 Time to find out what spell 134 is. 185 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,848 - It's crossed out?! - It's crossed out. 186 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,733 Look at this. A list of failures. And for what? 187 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,109 We got nothing. 188 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,283 Wait, Kiff, think. Why did we cross all that stuff out? 189 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,036 Because we tried those things and they didn't work. 190 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,330 Okay, get there. 191 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:26,708 Which means spell 134 doesn't work. 192 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,127 That's why it's crossed out! 193 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,839 And Helen couldn't remember because it doesn't exist! 194 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,510 Like the good doc said, we're fine! 195 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:53,236 [♪ end credit music playing] 196 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,257 [♪ music concludes] 196 00:11:15,305 --> 00:12:15,719