"Kiff" Rock Kick/The Macaroni Affair

1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,795 - [♪ theme music playing] <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,173 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,342 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,344 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,846 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 6 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:16,975 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,019 <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 8 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,521 <i>- ♪ Kiff! ♪</i> - [♪ theme song concludes] 9 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,943 [both chuckle] 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,612 {\an8}[narrator] <i>Brought to you by the Punting Convention.</i> 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,241 {\an8}<i>Table Town's only convention for punting!</i> 12 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,326 {\an8}[school bell rings] 13 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,037 I still can't believe the day we just had. 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,538 I know. I think today might have been 15 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,748 the most eventful school day of my life. 16 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,125 First, RiPeppa floods the science lab, 17 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,671 and then Sweepy's runaway lawnmower? 18 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,048 And then Liz K did that incredible monologue, 19 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:51,218 and the shy new student was actually P.S. all along. 20 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,387 And then-- And-- And Helen's surprise runway show 21 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,846 - ended up... saving the school! - Saving the school! [laughs] 22 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,099 [laughing] 23 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,059 [chuckles, sighs] 24 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,819 Everything okay? 25 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,904 I've been kicking this rock since we left school. 26 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,365 I've never kicked one this far before. 27 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,827 Kiff, this is big. That rock has crossed the road. 28 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,245 Listen, Barry, I'm gonna pitch you something-- 29 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,872 [Barry] I'm gonna stop you right there, Kiff. 30 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,124 The answer is yes. 31 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,377 Yes, we should kick this rock all the way home. 32 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,921 Barry, I don't think that's ever been done. 33 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,715 [both chanting] All the way home! 34 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,049 All the way home! 35 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,885 All the way home! All the way home! 36 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,555 - All the way ho-- - Oh... 37 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,731 [♪ end credit music playing] 38 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:49,233 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, closing credits. 39 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,903 We can't let one little hill stop us. 40 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:59,074 41 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,623 - Kiff? - [Kiff] Found it! 42 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,876 Okay, Barry, incoming! 43 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:07,753 [grunts] 44 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,511 I am in the presence of greatness. 45 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:17,971 All the way home? 46 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,681 All the way home. 47 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,059 [in tune of theme song] <i>♪ Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, kick! ♪</i> 48 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,062 <i>♪ Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da kick, kick! ♪</i> 49 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,400 [both] Hey! That's our rock! 50 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,236 [sighs] Guess that's it. 51 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,739 No, no, Kiff. We've come this far. 52 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,700 [♪ dramatic music playing] 53 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,327 Barry, what are you doing? 54 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,579 All the way home! 55 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:45,374 [♪ music crescendos] 56 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,170 Barry? Barry! [screams] 57 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,886 Hey, what are you doing? 58 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,471 That is our rock, sir! 59 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,222 - Is not. - [both] Is too! 60 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,558 Look, we're almost at my place. We can chat there. 61 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,560 So, this is my place. 62 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,646 And this is my fiddle-leaf fig. 63 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,357 Look, we need to talk about the rock. 64 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,900 Wow, straight to business. 65 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,526 Usually, people like to talk a little about 66 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,862 the fiddle-leaf fig, but okay. 67 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,864 The thing is, I make rock art. 68 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,533 This is why I randomly collect rocks. 69 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,450 This makes a lot of sense now. 70 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,953 But we decided we're gonna kick that rock 71 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,914 all the way home. You understand? 72 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,749 Hmm. I feel like my art is a little more important 73 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,127 than your thing. Sorry. 74 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,420 [sighs] Artists. 75 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:34,047 Remember how intense Ghost Wolf was about his art? 76 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,757 Wait, you know Ghost Wolf? 77 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,553 He's like my favorite artist. Can you introduce me? 78 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,638 Hand over the rock, and you got a deal. 79 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,807 First, the intro. 80 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,600 [line ringing] 81 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,185 Hey, it's me. Yeah. 82 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,855 [inhales sharply] Uh, listen, I need a favor. 83 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,983 How fast can you get here? Mm-hmm. Yeah? 84 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,609 Okay, great. I'll send you a pin. 85 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,153 [chimes] 86 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,535 Uh, Ghost Wolf, this guy. This guy, Ghost Wolf. 87 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,661 Rock please. 88 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,621 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... - Whoa, whoa! Whoa, man! 89 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:07,914 ...whoa! Not like that! 90 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,416 Put it down! 91 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:14,129 [♪ dramatic stinger] 92 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,356 I'm a bird. I live in a tree. 93 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,276 [groans] Make that two favors. 94 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,657 [both gasp] 95 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,747 Sorry, kids. Need to keep this area clean. 96 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,248 What? Why? 97 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,001 See that flower? It's a Clorps Flower. 98 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,669 It only opens once for three hours 99 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,587 every thirty years. And these enthusiasts 100 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,423 have come from far and wide to experience it. 101 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,175 But we're just trying to get that... 102 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,343 Hey, look! It-- It's opening! 103 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:07,432 - [all gasp] - [cameras clicking] 104 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,685 - Oh! - [♪ upbeat piano music playing] 105 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,896 Wow. 106 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,482 [chuckles] 107 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,199 Okay, you're all clear to enter. 108 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,118 - [sighs] All the way home. - All the way home. 109 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,079 [both] All the way home. 110 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,789 All the way home. 111 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,547 Not looking good for Barry's afternoon lie down. 112 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:42,384 I know this hasn't been easy, Barry, but we've come this far, you know? 113 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,011 Just gotta figure out which way is home. 114 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,681 The Foreverangees are upstream, 115 00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:50,058 so that means we need to go... 116 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,311 And this is how you skip a stone. 117 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,647 [both] No, wait! 118 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,899 [grunts] 119 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,904 I love you, Daddy. 120 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:09,828 [both] All the way home. All the way home. All the way... 121 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,204 Okay. 122 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,497 We're in the home stretch, Barry. 123 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,375 One short tram ride to our neighborhood. 124 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,335 I won't lie, Kiff. [sniffs] It's been hard. 125 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,130 I know, Barry. I was there. 126 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,632 But this'll be something we'll tell our grandkids about one day. 127 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:23,884 You're right. 128 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,599 {\an8}Hey! You guys punting rocks? 129 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,058 {\an8}[chuckles] That's our whole deal! 130 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,477 Check this out! Look at-- Look, look, look-- Look at this. 131 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,062 - [grunts, yells] - No, no! 132 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,907 [Barry] Table Town Rock Hall of Fame... 133 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,827 [sighs] You can't make this stuff up. 134 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,832 {\an8}No. Nope. That's not it. 135 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,042 {\an8}There it is. 136 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:09,054 My, my. This is quite the rock. 137 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:13,391 Mm. Yes, I sense this has been on a great journey. 138 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,436 Listen, I know this is your rock establishment, 139 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,730 but this rock is ours. 140 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:22,275 I think you're mistaken. This rock is art. 141 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,943 What is it with you artists? 142 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,570 Listen, we've already had to deal with one dumb 143 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:30,784 - bird rock artist today. - [gasps] You know, @DumbBird_rockART? 144 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,829 I-- I'm a huge fan. Do you think you could maybe... 145 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,883 [♪ song begins] 146 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:55,684 <i>♪ Life may not always go the way you think ♪</i> 147 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:05,193 <i>♪ A rock may not always roll to where you kick ♪</i> 148 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:14,994 <i>♪ There ain't no point in asking the question why ♪</i> 149 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,374 <i>♪ The only thing you can do is try ♪</i> 150 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:26,798 <i>♪ To keep kicking that rock down the road of life ♪</i> 151 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,638 <i>♪ You may not always know which way ♪</i> 152 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:36,725 <i>♪ The pendulum will swing ♪</i> 153 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:46,651 <i>♪ The sports team that you support may not always win ♪</i> 154 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:55,827 <i>♪ There ain't no point in asking the question why ♪</i> 155 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,290 <i>♪ The only thing you can do is try ♪</i> 156 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:07,547 <i>♪ To keep kicking that rock down the road of life ♪</i> 157 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:14,804 [whistles in tune] 158 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:37,035 <i>♪ There ain't no point in asking the question why ♪</i> 159 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:41,331 <i>♪ The only thing you can do is try ♪</i> 160 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,126 <i>♪ To keep kicking that rock ♪</i> 161 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,631 <i>♪ Kicking that rock Kicking that rock ♪</i> 162 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:59,265 <i>♪ Kicking that rock Kicking that rock ♪</i> 163 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:03,937 <i>♪ Kicking that rock Kicking that rock ♪</i> 164 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:09,109 {\an8}<i>♪ Kicking that rock Kicking that rock ♪</i> 165 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,780 <i>♪ Down the road of life ♪</i> 166 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,242 [♪ song concludes] 167 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,538 [grunts] 168 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,003 This is it, Barry. 169 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,675 [both] All the way... home. 170 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,688 I'm not sure if this was worth it. 171 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:47,981 Yeah. 172 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,317 Well, I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow. 173 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,236 I'm sure this will be a fun thing, 174 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,779 but down the line, you know? 175 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,115 Uh... Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 176 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,324 [rock] You did it. 177 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,079 You really did it, Kiff and Barry. 178 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,124 You kicked me all the way home. Congratulations. 179 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,418 [party blower sounds] 179 00:11:09,305 --> 00:12:09,159