"Kiff" Kristophe's Big Day Out/Annoying, Freaky, Cool

1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,505 <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,548 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,509 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,468 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:15,056 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 6 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,974 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,101 <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,354 <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 9 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,106 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 10 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,943 [both laughing] 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,778 {\an8}[narrator 1] <i>Brought to you by Lil' Ouchie's awesome</i> 12 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,863 {\an8}<i>waterproof adhesive bandages.</i> 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,949 {\an8}[bear] <i>So cool.</i> 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,284 {\an8}I'm so jealous, Kristophe. I would love to watch 15 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,911 <i>Lil' Ouchie</i> again for the first time. 16 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:39,789 <i>Lil' Ouchie</i> is what we always watched when we were your age, 17 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,874 and it shaped us into the people we are now. 18 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,252 And now it's your turn. 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:51,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 20 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,179 <i>♪ If you trip down and scrape your knee ♪</i> 21 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,473 Ouchie ouchie. 22 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,308 <i>♪ Or you fall on your elbow ♪</i> 23 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,601 Oh, no. 24 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:03,271 <i>♪ If you stub the toes upon your feet ♪</i> 25 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,814 Ouchie ouchie. 26 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,692 <i>♪ There's someone that we'd like you to meet ♪</i> 27 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:11,821 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪</i> 28 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,616 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪</i> 29 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:19,787 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪</i> 30 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:23,375 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪</i> 31 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,753 <i>♪ And sometimes you will find ♪</i> 32 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,632 <i>♪ Boo boos can happen on the inside ♪</i> 33 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:35,052 <i>♪ Like when your older brother and their friends ♪</i> 34 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:38,764 <i>♪ Are choosing how to spend your whole morning ♪</i> 35 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,810 <i>♪ Watching boring shows that they chose ♪</i> 36 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,397 <i>♪ And they never even asked what you felt like doing! ♪</i> 37 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:49,817 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo ♪</i> 38 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:53,696 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪</i> 39 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,699 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo... ♪</i> 40 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,744 Lil' Ouchie! Lil' Ouchie! 41 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,580 <i>♪ Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo is there for you ♪</i> 42 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,708 Oh, I remember this episode. 43 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:09,211 Lil' Ouchie and his rival, Rusty the Nail, finally have it out. 44 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:11,632 Don't worry, they all end up friends in the end. 45 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:13,842 See, Kristophe? 46 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,890 What's this now? 47 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,265 It's Cool Baby. 48 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,933 It's just some kind of TableToob thing. 49 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,185 Kristophe loves it. 50 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,771 Oh, when does the show start? 51 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,272 Oh, this is it. 52 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:32,026 It's weird, but it's mesmerizing, I guess. 53 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:36,197 {\an8}Wait. [gasps] I get it now. This is a cry for help. 54 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,616 Kristophe needs us to help him refine his taste 55 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,618 so he can be as enlightened as his big bro 56 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,203 and big-sis-slash-mentor. 57 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,163 We need more Lil' Ouchie vids. 58 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,624 Yes, you are so wise, Kiff. 59 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,043 Okay, let me just find the perfect Lil' Ouchie vid 60 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,588 for our poor misguided baby boy. 61 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,385 {\an8}[narrator] <i>Brought to you by Lil' Ouchie's awesome</i> 62 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,595 {\an8}<i>waterproof adhesive bandages.</i> 63 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,515 {\an8}Today only at the Table Town Aquarium, 64 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,767 {\an8}see me, Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo, 65 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,104 {\an8}like you've never seen me before. 66 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:15,945 That's what we need, a meet and greet. 67 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,322 Meeting Lil' Ouchie when I was Kristophe's age 68 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,616 is what got me into him in the first place. 69 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,828 Aw, look how excited Kristophe is. 70 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,335 OMG, that's him! That's Lil' Ouchie! 71 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,755 [♪ Lil' Ouchie theme music plays] 72 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,967 Ouchie! It's me! 73 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,051 Back off! 74 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,636 There's a meet and greet in ten minutes. 75 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,138 Right now is Ouchie's personal time. 76 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,181 Kiff Chatterley and Barrington Augustus Buns, 77 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:45,892 I have my eye on you. 78 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,022 Well, should we sneak in? 79 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,900 I don't know. This bouncer seems to be on top of things. 80 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,111 He knows our full names for some reason. 81 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,530 Let's just get in the meet and greet line. 82 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,074 {\an8}This is great. Kristophe is gonna love it. 83 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,410 {\an8}He may even start talking. Huh? 84 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,162 Oh, what if his first words are, 85 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:09,040 "I love Lil' Ouchie"? Aw. 86 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,794 Where's Lil' Ouchie? 87 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,630 I thought this was a meet and greet line. 88 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,883 Oh, this is a meet the reef line. 89 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,261 The meet and greet line must be over there. 90 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:31,771 Oh, I mean, you gotta laugh. 91 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,022 Let's look on the bright side. 92 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,024 We can still learn about underwater ecosystems 93 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,692 characterized by reef-building corals. 94 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,778 How's Kristophe gonna meet Lil' Ouchie now? 95 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,530 He must be devastated. 96 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,870 [sighs] Let's just get some lunch and figure out next steps. 97 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,748 We'll get... three Splash Melts with extra Splashy Sauce, 98 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,000 three orders of Fried Splash-a-peño Poppers, 99 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,669 and, um, three medium Dr. Splashes. 100 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,254 Do they have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom? 101 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:58,589 Do you have the Bloomin' Splash Blossom? 102 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,467 We don't have any of that. What menu are you reading? 103 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,135 [munching] 104 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,971 Oh, I am so excited about today's Splash Show. 105 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,473 I love Lil' Ouchie. 106 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,933 It's at 1:00 p.m., right? 107 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,476 Yeah, and I heard they're showing off 108 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,853 those new awesome waterproof adhesive bandages. 109 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,021 So cool. 110 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,232 Bar, do you know what this means? 111 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,275 Yeah, we really should have let that ad finish. 112 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,027 We missed a lot of info. 113 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,237 If we go to the show, 114 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,281 Kristophe will understand how awesome Lil' Ouchie is. 115 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,826 Isn't that right, Kristophe? 116 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,917 I weep for the future. 117 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,297 Let me tell you a story, Kristophe. 118 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,425 Story of how I met Lil' Ouchie. 119 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,725 I admit, I was scared at first. 120 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,064 But after Lil' Ouchie smiled at me, 121 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,402 I felt a shine that just made my life a little brighter. 122 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,863 I love you, Lil' Ouchie! 123 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,825 Oh, wow. These are my first words, huh? 124 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,743 [clears throat] I love you, Mom and Dad. 125 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,746 I love Table Town and this special exclusive sticker 126 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,957 and everything and everyone. 127 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,751 Some say I never stopped talking after that day. 128 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:21,547 This exclusive Junior Oucher sticker changed my life. 129 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:25,342 Every time I look at this sticker, I feel like Lil' Ouchie is with me. 130 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,220 Do you understand now, Kristophe? 131 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:28,763 Kristophe? 132 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,269 {\an8}[♪ upbeat instrumental music playing] 133 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,277 - Oh, no. Not again. - What? 134 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,531 [scoffs] Don't get distracted. 135 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,283 We're trying to get close to Lil' Ouchie. 136 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,702 Wait, Kiff, look! The Splashport. 137 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,287 It's a fun aquarium challenge. 138 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,580 If we fill up the Splashport 139 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,332 with stamps from all over the aquarium, 140 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,125 we win front row seats to the show. 141 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,627 Brilliant, Barry! 142 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,504 Okay, don't panic, Kristophe. I'm gonna see Lil' Ouchie again. 143 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,133 You're going to see Lil' Ouchie for the first time. 144 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,802 <i>♪ Splashport ♪</i> 145 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,472 {\an8}<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i> 146 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:13,098 <i>♪ Stickers ♪</i> 147 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,601 <i>♪ All right ♪</i> 148 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,394 <i>♪ Gonna have a good time ♪</i> 149 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,147 <i>♪ Gonna have a blast ♪</i> 150 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:23,610 <i>♪ Gonna have a great time completing random tasks ♪</i> 151 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,403 <i>♪ Splashport ♪</i> 152 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,489 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i> 153 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,824 <i>♪ Stickers ♪</i> 154 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,077 <i>♪ All right ♪</i> 155 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,870 <i>♪ Gonna have a good time ♪</i> 156 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,581 <i>♪ Gonna have a blast ♪</i> 157 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,417 <i>♪ Gonna have a great time Yeah ♪</i> 158 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,811 [rapid page flipping] 159 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:06,527 [chuckles] This is it! 160 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,738 [announcer] And now, the Table Town Aquarium 161 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:14,202 is proud to present your hero, 162 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,287 Lil' Ouchie! 163 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,165 - [♪ upbeat music playing] - [audience cheering] 164 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,626 - [Kiff screams, laughs] - [laughs] Yeah! 165 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,296 - [Kiff] I love you! - I love you, Lil' Ouchie! 166 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:30,427 Now, before we start, I need a few volunteers. 167 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,821 Hey there, little guy. What's your name? 168 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,238 It's Kiff. 169 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,741 [chuckles] You probably don't remember this but... 170 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:56,785 a few years ago, I saw you at the science museum, 171 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,579 and you gave me a special, 172 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,290 one-of-a-kind Junior Oucher sticker. 173 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,752 I just wanted to say that meant... 174 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,879 a lot to me. 175 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,839 [audience applauding] 176 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,549 - [clears throat] - Huh? 177 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,885 Oh, uh, baby want a sticker? 178 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,304 Yeah, hold on. 179 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,189 What? 180 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,107 - Now, on to the show! - [audience applauding] 181 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:31,487 You're probably wondering why I brought these volunteers up here. 182 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,406 We're gonna test out my new, awesome, 183 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,868 waterproof adhesive bandages! 184 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,204 [audience cheering] 185 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,456 Release the dolphins. 186 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,001 [♪ upbeat electronic music playing] 187 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,796 [air horn blows] 188 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,714 [audience applauding] 189 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,092 Whoo! 190 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,062 Dry as a bone. 191 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,939 [cheering] 192 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,442 - [fan 1] Dry as a bone! - [fan 2] Adhesive bandages! 193 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,621 [announcer] Waterproof bandages! 194 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,799 You okay now, Kiff? 195 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,551 Yeah, I think so, Barry. 196 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:39,054 I guess I only loved Lil' Ouchie out of nostalgia for my childhood. 197 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,182 But Kristophe's got a childhood of his own. 198 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,769 A childhood in which he should be allowed to be as wrong as he wants. [chuckles] 199 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,229 Cool Baby doesn't hold up. It doesn't. 200 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,482 You are so enlightened, Kiff. 201 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,653 [♪ relaxing instrumental music playing] 202 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,289 [laughs] I still don’t get it. 202 00:11:05,305 --> 00:12:05,156 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-