"Kiff" The Tower on Trevor/Friends on Line

1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,921 - [♪ upbeat theme music playing] - <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,173 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:08,425 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,468 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:15,097 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,974 <i>♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪</i> 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,185 <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 8 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,146 - <i>♪ Kiff! ♪</i> - [♪ theme music concludes] 9 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:24,190 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 10 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,943 [both laughing] 11 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:30,238 {\an8}[narrator 1] <i>Brought to you by Cindy's Spinning Desktop Globes.</i> 12 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,573 {\an8}<i>See the world.</i> 13 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,659 {\an8}[clock ticking] 14 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,411 {\an8}Five minutes, everyone. 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,074 16 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,447 [chuckling] 17 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,700 [chuckles] 18 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,247 Whoa. 19 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,886 [♪ curious downbeat music playing] 20 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,357 [slurps] 21 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,237 - [♪ music concludes] - [clears throat] 22 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,948 You... want us to stop? 23 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,951 No, I want you to guard this awesome tower 24 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,164 while we all go find more kids to add more stuff. 25 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:04,915 [♪ intriguing chiming] 26 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,042 [knocking at door] 27 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,627 Oh, wow, that was incredible. So high. 28 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:09,713 Next! 29 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,257 [♪ intriguing percussive music playing] 30 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,218 Well, this will stack okay, 31 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:19,013 but how's someone gonna stack something on top? 32 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,015 What are you thinking? 33 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,225 Get out. 34 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,896 Next! 35 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,067 Hmm. Pretty good weight, nooks and crannies. 36 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,526 What do you think, Trev? 37 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:33,611 Looks good. 38 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:37,448 Congrats. Now Barry's gonna do a quick nerves test. 39 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,661 Hey. Got a steady hand, Junior? 40 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,913 [♪ music stops] 41 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,748 Sorry. I'm nervous. 42 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,792 Aw, don't be nervous. 43 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,086 - Just get out. - Go take a walk in the playground, 44 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,881 do some breathing exercises. Come back when you're ready. 45 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,258 - [Kiff] Next! - [flute whistles] 46 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,970 - [Barry] It's a high-schooler. - Danny Wibbon. 47 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,139 Be cool. 48 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,099 I got it from the sports field. 49 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,476 All right, this is what I'm talking about, people. 50 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,854 Look at this. It's soft, light. It's relatively square. 51 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,980 Born to stack. 52 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,691 Can Barry check your hands? 53 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,110 Rock solid. 54 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,286 I did it. 55 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,580 [crowd applauds] 56 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,334 - [♪ suspense stringer] - Golf clap, everyone. 57 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,460 [applaud quietly] 58 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,837 - [items creaking] - [quietly] More stuff. 59 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,423 [inaudible] 60 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,091 [♪ upbeat electronic music playing] 61 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,218 [applauding] 62 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,689 [birds chirping] 63 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,724 [♪ upbeat music concludes] 64 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,019 What's going on? Why did we stop? 65 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,145 Tower's done, Trev. 66 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,564 It's at the ceiling. We can't go any higher. 67 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,649 But we must. 68 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:37,568 - [grave music playing] - I am sorry, everyone. I was just informed 69 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,778 about this here tower, 70 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,031 and I'll have you know that, as your principal, 71 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,866 my feathers are ruffled! 72 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,243 Principal Secretary, we can explain. 73 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,078 [groans] Ruffled! 74 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:51,081 That nobody invited me to add my stapler to the tower. 75 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:53,043 - [♪ music concludes] - That's because... 76 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,545 we were saving your stapler to be at the very top. 77 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,296 Oh. 78 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,591 But we've hit the ceiling. The tower can't go any higher. 79 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,928 Unless you can move the ceiling, somehow. 80 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,638 Hmm. 81 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,892 All set. 82 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,981 No maps for these territories. 83 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,526 [♪ inspiring string music playing] 84 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,903 - How you doing, Trev? - How you holding up? 85 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,030 This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 86 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,114 Keep going. 87 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,200 We're gonna need more items, people. 88 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,536 But the school doesn't have any more. 89 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,287 You know, I hate to name-drop, 90 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,998 but the Fred Shepherd of <i>Table Town News</i> 91 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,292 happens to be a former student of mine. 92 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,586 - Oh, what are you thinking, PS? - Well, 93 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,839 - I have an old email of Fred's. - [keypad beeping] 94 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,048 Perhaps I should maybe-- 95 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,133 Hi, is this Fred Shepherd from <i>Table Town News?</i> 96 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,135 Big story happening down here at school. 97 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,346 Okay, see you soon. 98 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,266 Oh, sorry. We-- We know him, too. 99 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,935 {\an8}[♪ dramatic jingle plays] 100 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,019 Folks, there's something going on down here 101 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,648 at Table Town School, nothing short of miraculous. 102 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,317 Students have been stacking small items on top 103 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,237 of a fellow student's head, and let's take a look. 104 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,532 Now, I understand you two are the gatekeepers, if you will. 105 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,658 That's right, Fred. 106 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,785 Approving the items before they can be stacked? 107 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:10,870 Correct, Fred. 108 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,622 And, uh, how would, let's say, old Fred's, uh, 109 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,416 trademark microphone stack up? 110 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,502 Would that get approved? [chuckles] 111 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,712 - You think that would stack? - You have to unplug it. 112 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,673 No, I'm not ac-- That was just a... 113 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,300 fun hypothetical-- Now, let's meet the young fellow 114 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,136 at the bottom of the pile, so to speak. 115 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,513 How are you doing down there? 116 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,557 Hi, Fred. It's an honor to speak with you. 117 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,977 Well, my producer is telling me that your name is Trevor. 118 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,061 Yeah, that's right. 119 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,606 So, if you'll forgive me, one could call this 120 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,858 the Tower on Trevor, so to speak. 121 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,693 [all laughing] 122 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,194 [laughs] 123 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,071 Please don't make me laugh, Fred. 124 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,407 Fair enough, young fella. Now, I have a question, here, 125 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,618 that I think a lot of our viewers are wondering. 126 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,996 What happens when you have to pee? 127 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,295 I guess I hadn't thought of that. 128 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,672 Maybe I'll just... 129 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,091 never pee again. 130 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,847 Well, uh, I don't know if that's how that works, but, 131 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,432 uh, uh, let's talk about 132 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,768 some of the other items you have on top of you. 133 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,688 - I see a, uh... - [♪ suspenseful music playing] 134 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,481 Kiff, I'm worried about Trevor. 135 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,150 Me too. That's why I turned you around. 136 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,152 [Barry] A person can't just not pee, right? 137 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,862 - Oh, just great stuff. - Yeah. 138 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,199 I want this to be the lead story at five. 139 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,870 Fred said this was gonna be the lead story at five. 140 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,789 Trevor, listen, we were thinking 141 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,792 maybe it's time to... 142 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,877 walk away from the tower. 143 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,214 A person can't just not pee. 144 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,674 I understand. 145 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,802 Thank you for bringing this to my attention. 146 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,595 Unrelated, Miss Deer Teacher, 147 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,224 may I have a word with you in private? 148 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,353 Did you see that these two... [whispers indistinctly] 149 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,814 You're both fired from the tower team. 150 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,358 - [♪ dramatic sting] - [both] What? 151 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,111 Smart, Trevor. Real smart. Good luck with not peeing, man. 152 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,905 Barry, we gotta go back in there and talk sense to him. 153 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,158 Okay, but how do we get in? 154 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:15,370 - [♪ intriguing music playing] - What if we don't get in, 155 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,622 - we get dow-- - Just tell me what your plan is. 156 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,085 - Thanks for helping us, Sweeps. - I've always hated this skylight. 157 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:27,423 Sweepy just tiled this roof, and now we're poking holes in it? [growls] 158 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:32,177 Oh, Sweepy's mad. Sweepy's uncharacteristically mad. 159 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,180 <i>Well, my producer is telling me that your name is Trevor.</i> 160 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,765 [Trevor on TV] <i>Yeah, that's right.</i> 161 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,517 [Fred on TV] <i>So, if you'll forgive me...</i> 162 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,603 Who's that? Identify yourselves. 163 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,062 I'll scream. 164 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,273 No, wait. Hear us out. 165 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,191 Oh, it's you two. 166 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,776 Please, Trev, you know us. 167 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,111 We were there at the beginning. 168 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,571 I put my pencil right there. 169 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,033 - [♪ gentle music playing] - [Barry] And that's my eraser. 170 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,660 I'll hear you out. 171 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,246 All beautiful things in life are fleeting. 172 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,332 Anything that has true value is ephemeral. 173 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,752 Remember that summer night when we saw those fireworks 174 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,546 and we were sad that our phones had died? 175 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,923 Remember what you said? 176 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,093 [inhales, sighs] 177 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,847 I said it was a special once-in-a-lifetime moment. 178 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:17,974 [♪ music concludes] 179 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,351 Okay. I'm ready to end the tower. 180 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,395 [both] Yay, we got through to him! 181 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,106 Well, I mean, all that ephemeral stuff, sure, 182 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,151 but also, I really do have to pee. 183 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,735 [both] Oh. 184 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,572 [♪ dramatic instrumental music playing] 185 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,663 - No! - [gasps] 186 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,916 [♪ music intensifies] 187 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,751 [gasps] 188 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,169 [distant rumbling] 189 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,964 [♪ ethereal instrumental music playing] 190 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,550 [steady, eerie breathing] 191 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,722 [mystical echoing voice] Thank you, Creator. You have given me life. 192 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,015 You're welcome. 193 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,810 Who... who are you? 194 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:07,523 I can't remember what I was before this moment, 195 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:12,402 but now I am alive and everything is beautiful. 196 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,489 I can feel the breeze on my face. 197 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,076 The same breeze that rustles the slender branches 198 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,371 of yonder willow tree. 199 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:27,501 I can smell pizza muffins baking in the cafeteria. 200 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:31,630 And although I have never tasted a pizza muffin, 201 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,425 I can tell by the aroma they are delicious, 202 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,138 but also a little doughy. 203 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,098 [camera clicks] 204 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,350 Thank you, Creator. 205 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,603 I am now going to explore this beautiful world 206 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,773 for as long as I can. 207 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,983 Goodbye. 208 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,735 [♪ ethereal instrumental music continues] 209 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,029 Bye. 210 00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,504 [♪ ethereal music peaks] 211 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,381 - [♪ music stops abruptly] - Oh, my stapler. 211 00:11:14,305 --> 00:12:14,897 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-