"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" The Gang F***s Up Abbott Elementary

1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,636 Êàê âû ïîìíèòå, íåêîòîðîå âðåìÿ íàçàä 2 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,387 íàì ïðèñëàëè âîëîíò¸ðîâ. 3 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,556 Îêàçàëîñü, íà èñïðàâèòåëüíûå ðàáîòû. 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,641 ß íå ïèòàëà èëëþçèé. 5 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,851 ×åòûðå äíÿ, áåñïëàòíûé òðóä, è îíè óáåãóò. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,938 Íî ìû ðåøèëè ñíèìàòü ïî ìàêñèìóìó. 7 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:25,024 Ýòè êëîóíû çàäóìàëè ãîðàçäî áîëüøå, ÷åì ìû îæèäàëè. 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,734 Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü â "Ýááîòò" - 9 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,444 ëó÷øóþ íà÷àëüíóþ øêîëó âî Âñåëåííîé. 10 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,238 À îòêóäà ñòîëüêî êàìåð? 11 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,031 Ìû ìàëîñòü óñòðîèëè ðåàëèòè. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,158 - Íå âîëíóéòåñü. - Íåò! 13 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,072 Ëó÷øå ÿ ïîñòîþ ïî äðóãóþ ñòîðîíó êàìåð. Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî. 14 00:00:37,072 --> 00:00:38,996 - Ëàäíî. - Ïîëíîñòüþ åãî ïîíèìàþ. 15 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:43,793 Åñëè Áåëûé Êóëüòóðíûé Îáìåí çàêîí÷åí, âåðí¸ìñÿ ê áåñïëàòíîìó òðóäó. 16 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:44,877 - Ëåãêî. - Ñòîï, ñòîï. 17 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:49,340 Ïåðåä ýòèì ìîæíî ïîãîâîðèòü ñ ïîìîùíèêàìè? 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,424 Õîòèòå - ãîâîðèòå. 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,169 Íàåäèíå. Ïîäàëüøå îò... 20 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,947 - Ïðîáëåìêà. - Ó íåãî áçèê íà êàìåðó. 21 00:00:54,947 --> 00:00:56,389 Íàì áû ïîäàëüøå îò íèõ. 22 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,016 - Íà ñåêóíäî÷êó. - Ôðýíê, ïîéä¸ì... 23 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,352 Ìû ñêîðî âåðí¸ìñÿ. 24 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,562 - Êîíå÷íî. - Ìû ïîêà ïîáðîäèì ïî øêîëå. 25 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,106 Îäíó ìèíóòêó. 26 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,234 Çàõîäèì, çàõîäèì. 27 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:09,694 Çàêðîé äâåðü è çàïðè. 28 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,946 - Êîðî÷å, ó ìåíÿ èäåÿ. - Ôðýíê. 29 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,322 Äàâàé íå áóäåì óñëîæíÿòü. 30 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,324 - Âîøëè è âûøëè. - Çàêîí÷èì ïîáûñòðåå. 31 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,076 ß âèæó âîçìîæíîñòü. 32 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,494 Êàêèå âîçìîæíîñòè â øêîëå? 33 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:23,174 Ýòî íå ïðîñòî øêîëà. À çîëîòàÿ æèëà. 34 00:01:23,559 --> 00:01:25,877 Íå âåðèòñÿ, ÷òî ýòè äåáèëû çàáûëè ïðî ìèêðîôîíû. 35 00:01:26,371 --> 00:01:29,132 Áàíäà ðàçíîñèò íà÷àëüíóþ øêîëó "Ýááîòò" 36 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:37,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 37 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:51,610 - Êàêàÿ â øêîëå çîëîòàÿ æèëà? - Ìåäíûå òðóáû. 38 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,613 Òûñÿ÷è è òûñÿ÷è ìåòðîâ. 39 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,574 Ýòî ñòàðîå çäàíèå. Çäåñü òîëñòîñòåííûå òðóáû. 40 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,977 Ïóíêòû ïðè¸ìà öâåòìåòà çàïëàòÿò öåëîå ñîñòîÿíèå. 41 00:01:58,977 --> 00:02:01,995 Ôðýíê, ìû íå ñòàíåì âûäèðàòü ìåäíûå òðóáû èç îáùåñòâåííîé øêîëû. 42 00:02:01,995 --> 00:02:04,832 Ïî÷åìó íåò? Ãîðîä âñ¸ ðàâíî èõ çàñòàâèò. 43 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,293 Åù¸ è âûñòàâèò ñ÷¸ò À ìû áåñïëàòíî. 44 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,170 Ïðåêðàòè. Ìû íå ñòàíåì ýòî äåëàòü. 45 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,297 Ïðîñòî ïåðåæèâ¸ì äåíü. 46 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,508 À ïîòîì ñâàëèì îòñþäà. Ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ... 47 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,094 Ãîñïîäè. Êîôå õîòü ëîæêîé åøü. 48 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,096 ×òî ïî çàêóñêàì? Áåñïëàòíûå èëè êàê? 49 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,599 ß ñîãëàñåí ñ Äýííèñîì. Åñëè ìû ïîäïèøåì îðäåð, 50 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,851 íàñ âûïóñòÿò îòñþäà ÷åðåç íåäåëþ. 51 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,686 Íå õî÷ó ïîäõâàòèò âøåé îò äåòåé. 52 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,856 À âû çíàëè, ÷òî ó ÷¸ðíûõ íå áûâàåò âøåé? 53 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,776 - Äè, ýòî áåøåíûé ðàñèçì. - Íåò, íåò. Ïðîñòî íàóêà. 54 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,152 Íàñòîÿùèå ðàñèñòû - âøè. 55 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,737 - Ïîñòîéòå. - Âøè-ðàñèñòû? 56 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,657 Ñëûøèòå ýòîò ðàçãîâîð? Îí çàòÿãèâàåò íàñ ãëóáæå â äûðó. 57 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,659 Äàâàéòå íå íà÷èíàòü. Óìîëÿþ âàñ. 58 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,453 Ïî÷åìó äâåðü çàêðûòà? È êòî âû òàêèå? 59 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,913 Ïðèâåò. Ìû âàøè âîëîíò¸ðû. 60 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,457 Âàì ñþäà íåëüçÿ. Ýòî êîìíàòà îòäûõà ó÷èòåëåé. 61 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,125 À ãäå êîìíàòà îòäûõà âîëîíò¸ðîâ? 62 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,794 Âîîáùå åñòü âîïðîñ. Èçâèíèòå. 63 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,796 Êòî ìîåò êîôåéíèêè? 64 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:55,257 Ïîòîìó ÷òî îíè î÷åíü ãðÿçíûå, è âû ïëîõî ðàáîòàåòå. 65 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,510 ×òî çà åðóíäà? 66 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,844 - Õâàòèò åñòü. - Äà, õâàòèò åñòü. 67 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,055 ß äóìàë, åäà áåñïëàòíàÿ. Ïëàòíàÿ? 68 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,140 - Âûìåòàéòåñü îòñþäà. - Âûìåòàéòåñü. 69 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,142 - Ìóæèê ñêàçàë. - ß äóìàë, åäà áåñïëàòíàÿ. 70 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,228 Óáèðàåìñÿ îòñþäà. 71 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,480 Îáû÷íîå íåäîðàçóìåíèå. 72 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,565 Ìóæèê ñòàíåò ïðîáëåìîé. Ðàçáåðèòåñü ñ íèì. 73 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:14,068 Íå ñêàæó, ÷òî ñèòóàöèÿ ìåíÿ óäèâèëà. 74 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,321 Ñíà÷àëà Äè ìíå ïîíðàâèëàñü, íî ïîòîì õîòåëà òåáÿ óêðàñòü. 75 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,406 Ó íå¸ íå áûëî øàíñîâ. 76 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,825 È âñ¸-òàêè. Îíà ìíå ðàçîíðàâèëàñü. 77 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,369 Íî ïîòîì ÿ óâèäåëà äîïîëíèòåëüíûå ñú¸ìêè 78 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:27,039 è ñìîãëà ïîíÿòü, êàêàÿ îíà... 79 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,625 Ìíå íóæíî ñêàçàòü ïëîõîå ñëîâî. 80 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,501 - Íîðìàëüíî. - Äà? 81 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,586 - Î÷åíü ïëîõîå. - Ìû ýòî îáñóæäàëè. Äàâàé. 82 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:36,215 Êàêàÿ îíà ñðàíàÿ ïèçäåíü. 83 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,384 ß äóìàë, òû íàçîâ¸øü å¸ ñó÷êîé. 84 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,928 - Íåò, äëÿ íå¸ ñëàáîâàòî. - Ïîíÿë. 85 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:44,057 Ñó÷êè áûâàþò ïðèÿòíûìè ñîáàêàìè. À ýòà æåíùèíà ñîâñåì äðóãàÿ. 86 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,561 Êëàññ, ïîïðîøó ñåêóíäî÷êó âíèìàíèÿ. 87 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,397 Âàñ ó÷èò ãåíèé. 88 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:55,818 À ÿ äîáàâëþ, ÷òî âàì ïîìîãàåò ãåíèàëüíûé âîëîíò¸ð. 89 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,905 - Òû. - Òû. 90 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,282 - Íåò, òû. - Òî÷íî òû. 91 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,160 - Äàâàé íà ñ÷¸ò òðè. Òû. - Òû. 92 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,873 Íàçàä. Âûéäåì. Âûéäåì. 93 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,417 ß çàìåòèëà, ÷òî òû õîäèøü çà íåé õâîñòèêîì. 94 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,336  ÷¸ì äåëî? ß íå ÷óâñòâóþ îò íå¸ çâ¸çäíîé ýíåðãåòèêè. 95 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,671 Îíà íèê÷¸ìíàÿ. 96 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,090 Íî åñòü èäåéêà: õîäè çà ìíîé. 97 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,594 Ñäåëàé ìåíÿ çâåçäîé âàøåãî âîò ýòîãî, è ÿ çàæãó íàïàëìîì. 98 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,472 Óêðàäó å¸ ìóæ÷èíó. Âûñòàâëþ å¸ íèê÷¸ìíîñòü. 99 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,600 ×òî ñêàæåøü? Äàâàé ðàáîòàòü âìåñòå. 100 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,977 - Ïðèâåò. - Ïðèâåò. 101 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,480 - Î÷åíü òåáÿ æä¸ì. - À ÿ ñïåøó ñî âñåõ íîã. 102 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,150 Ãîñïîäè. 103 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,612 ×òî îíà íåñ¸ò? Çâåçäà? ×åãî? 104 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,364 - Íå çíàþ. Îíà ÷îêíóòàÿ. - Íà âñþ ãîëîâó. 105 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,366 Íàñòîÿùàÿ çâåçäà - Àâà. 106 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,536 Ìîæåò Áàðá.  äàííûé ìîìåíò - äàæå ÿ. 107 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,497 - Íî òî÷íî... - Êîíå÷íî. 108 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,582 Êîíå÷íî? 109 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,959 - Äóìàåøü, ÿ íåäîñòàòî÷íî... - Íåò, íåò, ñòî ïðîöåíòîâ. 110 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,044 Òû çâåçäà. 111 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,129 Ìåíÿ ñîâñåì íå ñòàëè ñëóøàòü. 112 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,923 - Òâîé çâ¸çäíûé ÷àñ. - Ëàäíî. 113 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,549 Âîîáùå ñóòü íå â ýòîì. 114 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,427 - Ãëàâíîå - äåòè. - Èìåííî. 115 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:07,432 Õîðîøàÿ íîâîñòü, ÷òî îíà íèêîãäà íå ïðèâëåêàëà Ãðåãîðè. 116 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,353 Èçâèíè. 117 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,522 Äîëæíà áû. Íî íåò. 118 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,275 Ýòè òóïîðûëêè äàæå íå ñìîãëè ïðèòâîðèòüñÿ âîëîíò¸ðàìè. 119 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:21,112  ïåðâûé æå äåíü ðåøèëè ïåðåìàíèòü ñïîðòñìåíîâ â ñâîþ øêîëó. 120 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:23,740 Éî. 121 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,576 ×óâàê, ìåñòå÷êî ïðîñòî óæàñ. 122 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:29,912 Âñå õîòÿò íàó÷èòü ìåíÿ ÷èòàòü è ïðî÷åìó. 123 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,957 À ÿ èì ïîäûãðûâàþ: "Äà, ïîìîãèòå ìíå". 124 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,251 Íî ïðîñòî ïûòàþñü óáèòü âðåìÿ. 125 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,213 - Ñêóêîòèùà. - Òî÷íî. 126 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:38,337 À òåáÿ ÷åì íàãðóçèëè? 127 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,048 Ìåíÿ íè÷åì íå íàãðóæàëè, 128 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,508 íî ÿ ðåøèë çàíÿòüñÿ ýòèì. 129 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,134 À ÷åì èìåííî? 130 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,804 Íàáðàë âåùåé èç êëàññà åñòåñòâîçíàíèÿ 131 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,889 è ïðîâîæó íàó÷íûé ýêñïåðèìåíò. 132 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,599 - Ýòî êîôå? - Êîôå. 133 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,684 Ìîùíûé çàïàøîê. 134 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,310 Ñàìûé øèêàðíûé êîôå â òâîåé æèçíè. 135 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,187 - Îôèãåííûé. - ׸òêî. Íàëåé ÷àøêó. 136 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,355 ß êàê Óîëòåð Óàéò. 137 00:05:56,425 --> 00:05:58,774 - Ïðèâåò, ïàðíè. - Õî÷åøü êîôå? Ñ ñîáîé. 138 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,694 Âû íå ïîâåðèòå, êàêèõ äîëáîêëþåâ âûáðàëè çäåñü çâ¸çäàìè. 139 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,195 - Çâ¸çäàìè ÷åãî? - Äà. 140 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,739 Ðåàëèòè-øîó, èëè ÷òî îíè ñíèìàþò. 141 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,157 - Áëèí. - Âîò áëèí. 142 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,159 - Âå÷íî ïðî íèõ çàáûâàþ. - Äà, äà, äà. 143 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,662 - Äà, ÿ òîæå. - Áóäóò ìîåé ñòàðòîâîé ïëîùàäêîé. 144 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,689 - Åñòü âàðèàíòèê. - Íå íàäî, Äè. 145 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:15,499 - ×åì âêóñíî ïàõíåò? - Êîôå. Ïîïðîáóé. 146 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,750 - Ñäåëàé åé. - Õî÷åøü? 147 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,068 - Ýòî êîôå? - Äà. 148 00:06:18,069 --> 00:06:19,962 Äîëãî ãîòîâèòñÿ, ïîýòîìó ñäåëàþ ìåëêóþ. 149 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,797 - Åíîò íà ñâîáîäå. - ×òî? 150 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,465 - Ïðàâäà? - Ôðýíê, Ôðýíê. 151 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,927 Äà, ÿ êóïèë åíîòà, ÷òîáû çàíÿòü óáîðùèêà. 152 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,554 - Êîôå ìíå. - Îòëè÷íûé õîä. 153 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,139 Íåò, íåò, Ôðýíê, êàìåðû. 154 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,684 Êàê äåëà, ñó÷àðû? Âèäåëè çäåøíèå òàëàíòû? 155 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,437 Íåò, ÷òî òû... Íàäî èñïîëíÿòü îäíó çàäóìêó. 156 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,397 À âû îáñóæäàåòå ïÿòü ðàçíûõ çàäóìîê. 157 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,982 Âû øàðèòåñü ïî âñåé øêîëå. 158 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,400 Êàêèå òàëàíòû? Òû î ÷¸ì? 159 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,110 Çäåøíèå äåòè âûøå ìåíÿ. 160 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:45,613 Ïåðåìàíèì èõ â áàñêåòáîëüíóþ êîìàíäó "Ñâÿòîãî Äæî". 161 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,031 - Íåò, íåò. - Îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ. 162 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,242 - Îíè æå ïðèäóðêè, áðî. - Äàâàéòå çàíèìàòüñÿ ÷åì-òî îäíèì. 163 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,745 ß ïðîñòî õî÷ó äîæèòü äî ïÿòíèöû. 164 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,705 - Ëàäíî. - Êàê ñêàæåøü. - Åìó áû êîôå. 165 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,457 Ñäåëàé åìó êîôå. Êîôå äëÿ... 166 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,833 Ìàê, ïîïðîáóé êîôå. 167 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,418 - ß âûïüþ êîôå. - Î÷åíü âêóñíûé. 168 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,920 - Èäåàëüíûé áàëàíñ êèñëîòû. - Çàáûâàþ ïðî êàìåðû. 169 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,674 - Âîò êàæäûé ðàç çàáûâàþ. - Áëèí, äà. 170 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,927 Ëåãêî çàáûòü ïðî êàìåðû. 171 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,263 ß è ñàìà ñîáèðàþ äåíüãè, ÷òîáû "óëàäèòü äåëèøêè". 172 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,723 Íî ó íèõ ïðÿìî íîâûé óðîâåíü. 173 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:19,938 Îòëè÷íàÿ èäåÿ. Íàâàðèìñÿ íà ìîëîäûõ áàñêåòáîëèñòàõ. 174 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,982 Ïðîâåðí¸ì "Íåâèäèìóþ ñòîðîíó". 175 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,193 - Òû ïèñàåøü â øêàô÷èê? - Êîôå âèíîâàò. 176 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,904 - ß âûïèë ìíîãîâàòî êîôå. - Îí ìèãîì ïðîø¸ë, äà. 177 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,280 Óñòðîèì "Íåâèäèìóþ ñòîðîíó". 178 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,695 Íàì âðîäå íåëüçÿ ãîâîðèòü ïðî "Íåâèäèìóþ ñòîðîíó". 179 00:07:30,695 --> 00:07:33,994 Ýòî îñóæäàåòñÿ, êàê òåìà áåëîãî ñïàñèòåëÿ. 180 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,279 À áåëûå áîëüøå íå äîëæíû ïîìîãàòü ÷¸ðíûì. 181 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:38,413 - Íåò, íåò, òóò äðóãîå. - Îòëè÷íî. 182 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:41,710  øêîëå "Ñâÿòîãî Äæî" áåëûå êîìàíäû, òàê ÷òî ìû ïîìîãàåì êîìàíäå. 183 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,962 Ìû ïîìîãàåì áåëîé øêîëå, òàê ÷òî íîðì. 184 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,715 - Ñìîòðè íà íåãî. Âûñîêèé. - Íå ãîâîðè "íåãî". Èõ ìíîãî. 185 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,885 - Ïîøëè çà íèì. - ß ïðî ýòîãî ÷¸ðíîãî ïàðíÿ. 186 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:54,139 Ïðèâåò, äðóæèùå. Ïîñìîòðè-êà íà ñåáÿ. 187 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,317 Ìû âèäåëè òåáÿ â êîðèäîðå. 188 00:07:56,318 --> 00:07:58,644 - È íàì ïîíðàâèëñÿ âèäîê. - Òî÷íî. 189 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,187 Êàê óáåäèòü òåáÿ 190 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,356 ïîêèíóòü ýòó øêîëó è ïîéòè ñ íàìè? 191 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,400 Ó íàñ åñòü "Ëåêñóñ", åñëè õî÷åøü ïîãîíÿòü. 192 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,026 - Ëþáèøü ãîíÿòü? - Âðóì-âðóì. 193 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:12,658  ÷¸ì äåëî? ×òî ïðîèñõîäèò? 194 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:15,619 Íó... 195 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,996 Îí óø¸ë. 196 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,290 Âû òîæå óéäèòå. 197 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,458 Êàêîãî... 198 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,128 Áåäíûé Ðîäíè. Îí ñèëüíî èñïóãàëñÿ. 199 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,171 Ìîæåò èõ ïðåðâàë Äæåéêîá, èëè æå îíè âûÿñíèëè, 200 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:29,633 ÷òî Ðîäíè ñëåï íà îäèí ãëàç è õðåíà ñ äâà ïîïàä¸ò â êîëüöî. 201 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,594 Ìû ïðîáîâàëè. Îí íóëèíà. 202 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,806 Áàñêåòáîëüíûå ñêàóòû? Ñëàâà Áîãó. 203 00:08:36,158 --> 00:08:38,393 Ìîè ìûñëè ðâàíóëè â óæàñíîì íàïðàâëåíèè. 204 00:08:39,845 --> 00:08:42,604 Êîðî÷å, îíè áðîñèëè ýòó èäåþ è íàêèíóëèñü íà íîâóþ, 205 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,315 ñëîâíî äåòèøêè ñ ÑÄÂÃ. 206 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:47,610 Õîòÿ ñêàæó, ÷òî êîôå áûë øèêàðíûì. 207 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:53,490 Ñîåâî-ìèíäàëüíûé ëàòòå äëÿ Ãðåãîðè. Äåðæè. 208 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,993 - Ïðåìíîãî áëàãîäàðåí. - Äæàíèí, à òû ïðîñèëà... 209 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,370 Ïîëóêîôåèíîâûé ìîêà ãðàíäå ñ êàïåëüêîé... 210 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,705 Ñ êàïåëüêîé âàíèëè. 211 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,415 Ïîëó÷è è ðàñïèøèñü. 212 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,876 - Ïðèÿòíîãî êîôåïèòèÿ. - Ñïàñèáî. 213 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,378 Êýòè, ÿ òåáÿ ïîìíþ. 214 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,839 Êðàéíå ñëîæíûé çàêàç. 215 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:12,384 ×åñòíî ãîâîðÿ, ÿ îæèäàë ãîðàçäî õóäøåãî. 216 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,427 Äà, íîðìàëüíî. 217 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,471 Ìîæåò íàì âïåðâûå ñòîèò çàëå÷ü íà äíî. 218 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,306 Íåò. Íåõðåí çàëåãàòü íà äíî. 219 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,558 ß ðàçûãðàëà ñïåêòàêëü äëÿ ýòèõ äåáèëîèäîâ. 220 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,810 - Äè, ÿ æå ïðîñèë íå èñêàòü âûãîäó. - Èçâèíèòå. 221 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,856 Èçâèíèòå, ÿ âîëîíò¸ð, ìåíÿ íóæíî ïðîïóñòèòü. 222 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,734 Äà, íàì ñêàçàëè, ÷òî âîëîíò¸ðîâ íàäî ïðîïóñêàòü. 223 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,905 Îáû÷íî ìû òàê íå äåëàåì. Ìû õîðîøèå ëþäè, íî ïðèõîäèòñÿ. 224 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,074 ×òî, áðî? ×òî? 225 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,118 Íàðîä, ÿ ñèëüíî çëþñü íà øêîëó. 226 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,662 Îíè áåç ïîíÿòèÿ, êàê ó÷èòü ëþäåé. 227 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,040 - Òû íå íàó÷èëñÿ ÷èòàòü? - Äåëî íå â ÷òåíèè. 228 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,084 ß óìåþ ÷èòàòü. Âîïðîñ â 11 ñåíòÿáðÿ. 229 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,628 - ×òî, ÷òî? - Êàêîå 11 ñåíòÿáðÿ? 230 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,463 Äåòè ïðî íåãî íå çíàþò. 231 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,216 - Äàæå íå ñëûøàëè. - ×òî? 232 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,719 ß óñëûøàë, êàê îíè øóòÿò, äåëÿòñÿ èíòåðíåò-ìåìàìè. 233 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,430 È ãîâîðÿò: "Äà, ÿ çíàþ ýòîò èíòåðíåò-ïðèêîë". 234 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,556 Íåò. 235 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,433 - Òîëüêî òàê è çíàþò. - Ñåêóíäî÷êó. 236 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,352 Òåïåðü ÿ äîëæåí âìåøàòüñÿ â ýòî áåçóìèå. 237 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,728 Òàêèå ñîâðåìåííûå äåòè. 238 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,897 - 11 ñåíòÿáðÿ äëÿ íèõ ìåì. - Ïðîñòî øóòêà. 239 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,274 Ñëîâíî Ïåðë-Õàðáîð. 240 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,861 Îí ïðîèñõîäèò. Âñå ñìîòðÿò â äðóãóþ ñòîðîíó. 241 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,155 À òåïåðü ìû ïîêóïàåò ÿïîíñêèå ìàøèíû. 242 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,324 À åù¸ àðàáû ïîêóïàþò íàø ãîëüô. 243 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,076 - ×òî? - Ãîëüô íå ïðîäà¸òñÿ. 244 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,702 Ñàìûé ÷åñòíûé ñïîðò â èñòîðèè? 245 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,329 - ×òî äàëüøå? Ôóòáîë. - Ìèíóòêó. 246 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,915 - Êàê æå "íèêîãäà íå çàáóäåì"? - Ìû îáåùàëè. 247 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,291 Äîãîâîðèëèñü íå çàáûâàòü. 248 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,335 Ñîîáùà ïðèíÿëè ðåøåíèå íèêîãäà íå çàáûâàòü. 249 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,712 À òåïåðü ïîêóïàåì ëþáóþ ìàøèíó ïî æåëàíèþ? 250 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,465 - ×òî çà õðåíü? - Ïðîñòî çàáûâàåì ñîáûòèÿ? 251 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,175 Ýòîò ñïîð ïðîäëèëñÿ öåëóþ âå÷íîñòü. 252 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,803 ß ïîìíþ èìÿ êàæäîãî èç ïðîêëÿòûõ òåððîðèñòîâ. 253 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,388 - Âîò êàæäîãî. - Ñàìî ñîáîé. 254 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,848 Ìóõàììåä Àòòà! 255 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,766 - Ìàðâàí àø-Øåõõè! - Çèÿä Äæàððàõ! 256 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,394 Áåí Ëàäåí! Îí óìåð â ãðÿçè, êàê ñîáàêà! 257 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,187 - ×åðòîâñêè âåðíî! - Òàì è ìåñòî. 258 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:50,190 - Ïîãèáíóâøèé îòðÿä ïîæàðíûõ! - Çàáóäåì ïðî ïîæàðíûõ? 259 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,945 Ýìîöèîíàëüíûå, íî êàïåö òóïûå. 260 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,865  ñâî¸ì ñïîðå îíè äîøëè äî òåîðèé çàãîâîðà. 261 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:01,285 - Ýòî âåäü ÿâíàÿ ïîñòàíîâêà. - Êîíå÷íî. 262 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,704 Ñòàëü íå ïëàâèòñÿ ïðè òàêîé òåìïåðàòóðå. 263 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,623 Ïîäîæãèòå ñòàëü. Áóäåò ëè îíà ïëàâèòüñÿ? Íåò. 264 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,875 Ïîïðîáóéòå. 265 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,577 Íàâåðíÿêà ñâî¸ æå ïðàâèòåëüñòâî çàïóñòèëî ðàêåòó. 266 00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,462 ß ÷èòàë â ñåòè, ÷òî ñàìîë¸òà íå áûëî. 267 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,339 À ìîæåò è áàøåí íå áûëî. 268 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,300 - ß íå çàõîäèë. - Êòî-íèáóäü âèäåë áàøíè? 269 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,844 - Ñâîèìè ãëàçàìè, íå ôîòêè. - Íå íà ôîòêàõ. 270 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,096 ß âèäåë òîëüêî ôîòêè îò ïðàâèòåëüñòâà. 271 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,098 Òåïåðü åù¸ èçìåíÿþò ïîãîäó, âû çíàëè? 272 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,184 - Óïðàâëÿþò ïîãîäîé. - Íà ëÿãóøêàõ, ÿ âèäåë. 273 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,894 - Óïðàâëÿþò ïîãîäîé. - Êàê? 274 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,271 - Äà, ñòðåëÿþò â ëÿãóøåê. - Ñòðåëÿþò â ëÿãóøåê? 275 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,774 - Óñòðîèëè âî Ôëîðèäå êó÷ó ñìåð÷åé. - Íàñòîÿùèé ñóïåð-øòîðì. 276 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,778 - Êîíòðîëü óðîæàÿ. - Ñëèøêîì ìíîãî àïåëüñèíîâ. 277 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,040 Ïðîçâó÷èò áåçóìíî, íî â êàêîé-òî ìîìåíò 278 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:42,117 ýòè ëþäè ðåøèëè îñíîâàòü ìàëü÷óêîâóþ ãðóïïó. 279 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,578 Ïîìíèòå, íàäî èñïîëüçîâàòü âñå òðè ñëîâà. 280 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,079 Äàðíåëë Ëüþèñ è Äæîðäàí Êîêñ, 281 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,123 ïðîøó çàéòè â êàáèíåò äèðåêòîðà. 282 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,541 Ìíå ïîêàçàëîñü ñòðàííûì, 283 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,919 ÷òî Àâà äîâåðèëà âîëîíò¸ðàì îáúÿâëåíèÿ. 284 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,339 - Ïîäóìàéòå... - Íåò. ×òî? Ïîäîæäèòå. 285 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,506 Äà, èçâèíèòå.  òóàëåò. 286 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,325 Íåò, íåò, íå çîâè èõ â òóàëåò. 287 00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,676 Äýííèñ, òàì ëó÷øå àêóñòèêà. 288 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,511 Çîâè â ìóçûêàëüíûé êëàññ. 289 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,180 Ëàäíî. Äàðíåëë è Äæîðäàí, 290 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,390 ïðîøó çàéòè â ìóçûêàëüíûé êëàññ. Ñïàñèáî. 291 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,808 Òû äåðæàë êíîïêó íàæàòîé? 292 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,685 - ×òî? Íåò, êîòîðóþ... - Çàíèìàéòåñü. 293 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:09,770 ß ñåé÷àñ âåðíóñü. 294 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,814 ß ñïóñòèëñÿ, ÷òîáû ëè÷íî ïîñìîòðåòü. 295 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:18,237 ß çàéìóñü ñ òîáîé ëþáîâüþ, êàê òû õî÷åøü. 296 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:24,326 È áóäó êðåïêî òåáÿ îáíèìàòü, äåòêà, âñþ íî÷ü. 297 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,204 - Ñàìîå îíî. - Äà, äà. 298 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,248 - Ñàìîå îíî. - Îòëè÷íî. 299 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,332 Îòëè÷íûé ïåâåö. 300 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,751 Ìàëîñòü ñìîëèñòûé, íî ñîéä¸ò. 301 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,088 Ìåíÿ áåñïîêîèò, ÷òî îí ñìàõèâàåò íà çàäðîòà. 302 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,673 Ó íàñ óæå åñòü çàäðîò. 303 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,083 - Íóæåí ïëîõèø. - È ïðàâäà. 304 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,843 Ñòèâåí, òû ìîæåøü íàçâàòü ñåáÿ ïëîõèøîì? 305 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,136 Íå çíàþ. 306 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,554 - Íå çíàåøü? - Íå çíàåøü? 307 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,640 Ïëîõèø áû çíàë, ÷òî îí ïëîõèø. 308 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,925 - Ýòî äà. - Íàâåðíîå. 309 00:12:47,926 --> 00:12:49,893 ß æå ïðîñèë Ìàêà ñäåëàòü ñïèñîê çàïàñíûõ. 310 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,395 Äà, òàê ìû ñìîæåì íàéòè... 311 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:55,065 Ïðèâåò, ÷òî äåëàåòå? ×òî òóò ïðîèñõîäèò? 312 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:58,110 Ó íàñ ïðîñëóøèâàíèå. Àâà ðàçðåøèëà. 313 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,903 Àâà îòäàëà íàì çàë. 314 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,030 Äàâàéòå ïîäûòîæèì. 315 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,992 Àâà ðàçðåøèëà âûçûâàòü äåòåé ñ óðîêîâ, 316 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,243 ÷òîáû îíè âàì ïåëè? 317 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,120 Äà, èíà÷å êàê ìû ïîéì¸ì, êòî... 318 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,706  êàêîì-òî ñìûñëå ýòî óðîê. Óðîê ìóçûêè. 319 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,250 Ìû ïðîñòî îòáèðàåì äåòåé, 320 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,918 è ó íàñ íåïëîõàÿ êîìïàíèÿ. 321 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,170 Ìû íàøëè çàäðîòà, íàøëè ñîñåäà. 322 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,298 Íàøëè óðîäöà, êîòîðîãî áóäóò æàëåòü, íî... 323 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,925 Îí òîæå óðîäëèâ. Íî äàæå óðîäëèâåå... 324 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,010 Ñëèøêîì óðîäëèâûé. 325 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,761 À òåïåðü ìû íàøëè ïëîõèøà. 326 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,723 Ïîíèìàåøü, ïëîõèø - ñàìûé âàæíûé. 327 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:32,228 Ïëîõèø îòòåíÿåò ñåêñóàëüíûé ýëåìåíò. 328 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,738 - ß áû òàê íå ñêàçàë. - Äåëî ñîâñåì â äðóãîì. 329 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,866 Êàêàÿ-òî áåøåíàÿ äè÷ü. ß ðåøèë íå ñâÿçûâàòüñÿ è ñîîáùèë Àâå. 330 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,370 Àâà. 331 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,872 - ×òî? - Äðóãèå áûëè ïðàâû. 332 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,665 Âîëîíò¸ðû äîëæíû óéòè. 333 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,917 Íåò, òû áûëà ïðàâà. Îíè êðóòûå è îñòàíóòñÿ. 334 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,837 Ìîæåò ÿ èõ äàæå ïîäñòàâëþ, ÷òîáû çàäåðæàëèñü. 335 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,089 ×òî? Íåò. 336 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:02,592 ß ñêàçàëà, ÷òî ìîæíî íå îòïàðèâàòü? 337 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,825 Ëàäíî, îíà áûëà ïðàâà. 338 00:14:11,826 --> 00:14:14,853 Ïîñëå äðàê ñ ó÷èòåëÿìè, ïèñàíèÿ â øêàô÷èêè è ìàëü÷óêîâîé ãðóïïû, 339 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,316 ìíå ñòîèëî èõ âûêèíóòü. Ïîòîìó ÷òî áåëàÿ äåâêà ïñèõàíóëà. 340 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,069  êàêîì ñìûñëå òû íå ñíÿë äðàêó? 341 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,528 ×òî òû òâîðèøü? 342 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:27,115 ß ïîçâîëèëà íàäðàòü ñåáå çàä, ÷òîáû âûãëÿäåòü æåðòâîé. 343 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,117 Äóìàåøü, ÿ íå ìîãëà åé íàïèíàòü... 344 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,620 Îíà ìåëêàÿ. ß ìîãëà å¸ óíè÷òîæèòü. 345 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,914 Âûäðàòü âîëîñû. 346 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,374 ß ñî âñåé øêîëû ñíèìó âîëîñû, åñëè çàõî÷ó. 347 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,795 Íî ëèáåðàëüíûå ÑÌÈ âûñòàâÿò ýòî ðàçæèãàíèåì íåíàâèñòè. 348 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,756 Óõ êàê èì ïîíðàâèòñÿ. ß íå ñòàíó ýòî äåëàòü. 349 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,134 ×òî òû òâîðèøü? Íàçûâàåøü ñåáÿ îïåðàòîðîì? 350 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,596 Äà Ãîñïîäè, âûòàùè ãîëîâó èç çàäíèöû! 351 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,597 ß âèäåëà íåêîòîðîå äåðüìî. 352 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,175 Íî ÷îêíóòûå áåëûå - ñîâñåì äðóãîå äåëî. 353 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:54,352 "Ïîçâîëèëà íàäðàòü çàä"? 354 00:14:55,144 --> 00:15:00,566 Íåò, ÿ íå æåñòîêèé ÷åëîâåê. Íî åñëè õî÷ó íàäðàòü çàä - òàê è ñäåëàþ. 355 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,194 "Ïîçâîëèëà íàäðàòü çàä". Òàê è ñêàçàëà? 356 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,404 Íåò, íåò, ÿ íå çëþñü. 357 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,867 Íå çëþñü, ïîòîìó ÷òî âî âñ¸ì âûøå ýòîé æåíùèíû. 358 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,704 ß ñ÷àñòëèâûé ÷åëîâåê, ïîýòîìó... 359 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,003 Èçâèíèòå, óâèäåëà êîìàðà. 360 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,257  îïðåäåë¸ííûé ìîìåíò 361 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,426 ìåíÿ ëîæíî óáåäèëè, ÷òî îíè ñíèìàþò ó÷åáíûé ðîëèê 362 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,846 ïîä ïåñíþ Áèëëè Äæîýëÿ "Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè ïîæàð". 363 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,757 Íå çíàþ, êàêèì õðåíîì îíè ýòî ïðèäóìàëè. 364 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,392 Ïîêà. Äî âñòðå÷è. 365 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:40,438 Òóê-òóê-òóê. Ó ìåíÿ ãîðÿ÷èé êàðàìåëüíûé ìàêèàòî äëÿ Ìåëèññû. 366 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,523 Ýòî ÿ. 367 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,650 - Òî÷íî. - Ñïàñèáî, Äýííèñ. 368 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,393 Ñ ðàäîñòüþ. Âïåð¸ä, "Ïòèöû". 369 00:15:45,394 --> 00:15:46,753 - Âïåð¸ä, "Ïòèöû". - Ñëóøàé. 370 00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:48,446 Íàïðÿãó òåáÿ âîïðîñîì? 371 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:52,945 Áèëëè Äæîåë, ïî øêàëå, ãäå åäèíèöà: "Íåíàâèæó åãî ìóçûêó", 372 00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:56,913 à äåñÿòêà: "Ïî-ìîåìó, îí âåëè÷àéøèé ìóçûêàíò â çâóêîâîé èñòîðèè" - 373 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,165 êàê òû îöåíèøü ìóæèêà? 374 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,460 Ìèíóñ ïÿòü. Íî çíàåøü, êòî åãî îáîæàåò? 375 00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:04,337 Ñòî ïÿòüäåñÿò. Ìèëëèîí è äåñÿòü. Áåñêîíå÷íîñòü. 376 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,173 Ïðåêðàñíî. Ñóïåð. 377 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:10,887 Ìû íàáèðàåì ó÷èòåëåé, êîòîðûå ïîìîãóò íàì ñ ïåñåíêîé. 378 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,806  òîò ìîìåíò ìíå ñòîèëî äîãàäàòüñÿ, 379 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,518 íî ÿ êàéôóþ îò âñåõ ïðîÿâëåíèé Áèëëè Äæîýëÿ... 380 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,644 Î÷åíü çäîðîâî, íàðîä. 381 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,813 Âîò êàê ïîñòóïèì. 382 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,273 Âû, êàê ñîâðåìåííûå ïåäàãîãè, 383 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,402 ñïî¸òå îáíîâë¸ííûå ñòèõè êëàññè÷åñêîé ïåñíè Áèëëè Äæîýëÿ. 384 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,864 Ïëþñ ìû ïîâòîðèì ëåãåíäàðíûå èñòîðè÷åñêèå ìîìåíòû 385 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,324 ïîçæå â ðîëèêå. 386 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,284 Áîæå, à ìîæíî íàì è ñíÿòüñÿ? 387 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,994 Èíà÷å áûëî áû íåïðàâèëüíî. 388 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,996 Ñóïåð, äàâàé èõ çàäåéñòâóåì. 389 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,955 Òî÷íî. 390 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,582 Ïëþñ ÿ ñíèìó ðåïåòèöèþ. 391 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,959 Äà, ñíèìàé. Ñíèìàé âñ¸. 392 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,045 ß íàèãðàþ ïåðâûé êóïëåò. Ìîæåò ïîêàçàòüñÿ ñòðàííûì. 393 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,465 Ñíà÷àëà ïðîñòî ïîïðîáóåì. 394 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,966 Îòëè÷íî. È... 395 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,219 Êåéòëèí Êëàðê è Ýíäæåë Ðèç. 396 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,429 Êàïèòàí Ñàëëè ñáèâàåò ãóñåé. 397 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,431 Ìàðèõóàíó óçàêîíèëè. 398 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,433 Öåíà íà ìåäü ðâàíóëà ââåðõ. 399 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,477 Êàïåðíèê âñòà¸ò íà êîëåíî. 400 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,604 "Îçåìïèê" ëå÷èò îæèðåíèå. 401 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:06,691 "Ïðîáëåìó 2000 ãîäà" ðàçäóëè. Åù¸ çàêðûëè Ãóàíòàíàìî. 402 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:11,104 Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè ïîæàð. Îí âñåãäà ãîðåë. 403 00:17:11,105 --> 00:17:12,822 - Âñåãäà ãîðåë. - Ñ ñîòâîðåíèÿ ìèðà. 404 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,450 - Ñ ñîòâîðåíèÿ ìèðà. - Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè ïîæàð. 405 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,827 - Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè ïîæàð. - Îí âñåãäà ãîðåë. 406 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,830 - Ñ ñîòâîðåíèÿ ìèðà. - Îí âñåãäà ãîðåë. 407 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,083 Ìû íå, ìû íå, ìû íå... 408 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,795 Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè ïîæàð. 409 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,422 Îíè áóêâàëüíî íà÷àëè ïîæàð. 410 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,258 Âèäèøü? Äàæå íå ïîòåìíåëà. 411 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,634 Ìàê, ñêàìüÿ íåðàçðóøèìà. 412 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,170 Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, öåëîå çäàíèå ðàñïëàâèëîñü äîòëà, 413 00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:36,805 õîòÿ ìû íå ðàñïëàâèëè äàæå ñêàìüþ? 414 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,139 Ñîìíåâàþñü. 415 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,517 Âîò áëèí. Îãîíü ïåðåêèíóëñÿ íà ñòåíó. 416 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,519 Íî â èòîãå èäåÿ ñ ïåñíåé ðàçâàëèëàñü, 417 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,272 êîãäà îíè âûÿñíèëè îäèí íåïðèÿòíûé ìîìåíò. 418 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:49,192 - Íàðîä, ïðîñòî øèêàðíî. - Äà. 419 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,611 - Îáîæàþ. - ×àðëè. 420 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,406 Ïàðíè, ÿ â âîñòîðãå, è õî÷ó ïîñêîðåå 421 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,200 ñíÿòüñÿ â âèäåîðÿäå. Íå óñòàíó ïîâòîðÿòü. 422 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,495 Íî ìíå ëþáîïûòíî, çà÷åì âû ýòî äåëàåòå? 423 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,788 Ïðîñòî èíòåðåñíî. 424 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,456 Äà, îòëè÷íûé âîïðîñ. 425 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,042 Ìû ïîíÿëè, ÷òî äåòè íè÷åãî íå çíàþò ïðî 11 ñåíòÿáðÿ. 426 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,337 Èì âñ¸ øóòî÷êè èëè ìåìû. È êóäà äåëîñü "Íèêîãäà íå çàáóäåì"? 427 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,673 "Íèêîãäà íå çàáóäåì" ñèëüíî çàáûëîñü. 428 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,050 ×óäåñíî. ß â âîñòîðãå. 429 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,303 Ëþäè ìíîãî ïîêîëåíèé 430 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,972 ó÷èëè äðóã äðóãà ÷åðåç ïåñíè. 431 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,808 Åù¸ äî äðåâíèõ ñîîáùåñòâ. 432 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,892 - Òî÷íî. - Ïðàâäà. 433 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,253 Ýòà êîíêðåòíàÿ ïåñíÿ ñûãðàëà âàæíóþ ðîëü 434 00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:27,230 - â íàøåì îáðàçîâàíèè... - Îãðîìíóþ ðîëü. 435 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,524 È ìû ïîäóìàëè, ÷òî ïîðà å¸ îñâåæèòü. 436 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,684 Ïîðà îñâåæèòü. 437 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:33,320 Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ, ÷òî âû ñäåëàëè ïî÷òè ëó÷øå "Fall Out Boy". 438 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,988 Ïîìåíÿëè òåêñò è îñòàëüíîå. 439 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,407 Íåò, ýòî ïåñíÿ Áèëëè Äæîýëÿ. 440 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:41,161 Íåò, íåò, ãðóïïà "Fall Out Boy" óæå îñâåæèëà 441 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,370 ýòó ïåñíÿ. 442 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,289 Èçìåíèëè âåñü òåêñò è... 443 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,373 ×òî çà "Fall Out Boy"? 444 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,293 Ýòî-ãðóïïà, êîòîðàÿ îòëè÷íî îñâåæèëà ïåñíþ. 445 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,670 - ßñíî. - Äà. 446 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,423 - ß äóìàë, ïîýòîìó âû è... - Äà. 447 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,341 Èçâèíèòå, ìû îòîéä¸ì. 448 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,927 Íàì íóæíî îáñóäèòü, íà ìèíóòêó. 449 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,304 Âû õîòèòå ïîñëóøàòü èõ âåðñèþ? 450 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,474 - Íåò. - Ëàäíî. 451 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:05,060 Î÷åâèäíî, ÷òî ïåñíÿ "Fall Out Boy" èõ ïîäêîñèëà. 452 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,144 Òâîþ ìàòü! 453 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,396 Êàæäàÿ íàøà äîëáàíàÿ çàòåÿ 454 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,148 ñâîäèòñÿ ê äîëáàíûì "Fall Out Boy"! 455 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,567 - Óðîäû! - Âñåãäà íà øàã âïåðåäè! Ãîâíþêè! 456 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,277 Äæèíñû Ýäà Õàðäè! 457 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,362 Îñòðàÿ ïðè÷¸ñêà! 458 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,980 Ïëþñ êàðàíäàø äëÿ ãëàç! 459 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,615 - Îí óêðàë åãî. - Òâîé ñòèëü, Ìàê! 460 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,699 ×èñòî òâîé ñòèëü! 461 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,453 Äîëáàíûå "Fall Out Boy". 462 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,205 Áåç êîììåíòàðèåâ. 463 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,374 Çà âñå ãîäû ðàáîòû â íà÷àëüíîé øêîëå 464 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:32,295 ÿ íèêîãäà íå âèäåëà, ÷òîáû ó÷åíèêè òàê äîëãî ïñèõîâàëè. 465 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:37,592 À âåäü ýòî ïîëíîöåííûå âçðîñëûå ñ ðàçâèòûìè ëîáíûìè äîëÿìè. 466 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,470 ß äóìàëà, ÷òî îíè áðîñèëè èäåþ. À ïîòîì íàøëà â ñåòè ðîëèê. 467 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,099 Íàçûâàåòñÿ " 'Fall Out Boy' íàñ íå îñòàíîâÿò". 468 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,811 Êåéòëèí Êëàðê è Ýíäæåë Ðèç. 469 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,604 Êàïèòàí Ñàëëè ñáèâàåò ãóñåé. 470 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,523 Ìàðèõóàíó óçàêîíèëè. 471 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,442 Öåíà íà ìåäü ðâàíóëà ââåðõ. 472 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,111 Êàïåðíèê âñòà¸ò íà êîëåíî. 473 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,363 "Îçåìïèê" ëå÷èò îæèðåíèå. 474 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:02,450 "Ïðîáëåìó 2000 ãîäà" ðàçäóëè. Åù¸ çàêðûëè Ãóàíòàíàìî. 475 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,327 Ìû íå íà÷èíàëè... 476 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,870 Îòäàì ýòèì áàëáåñÿðàì äîëæíîå. 477 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,664 Îðèãèíàë ïåñíè ìíå íå íðàâèòñÿ, 478 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:12,127 ïîòîìó ÷òî Áèëëè Äæîýë äàæå íå ïûòàëñÿ ïîäãîíÿòü âèäåîðÿä ïîä òåêñò, 479 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:16,381 à ýòè ðåáÿòêè âçÿëè ìàêñèìóì èç êàæäîé ïðîâåä¸ííîé çäåñü ñåêóíäû. 480 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,925 Íàïîìíèëî ìíå êóïëåò èç ïåñíè DMX "×òî õî÷åøü" . 481 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,637 "Áûëè Áðåíäà, Ëàòèøà, Ëèíäà, Ôåëèöèÿ". 482 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,805 ß íå çëèëàñü. Ïðîñòî ìóçû÷êà. 483 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,726  êîíå÷íîì èòîãå, ìíå ïîíðàâèëèñü ýòè ëþäè? 484 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,727 Íåò. Òî÷íî íåò. 485 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:33,815 Íî ïðèçíàþ, ÷òî èõ ïîñòóïîê ïåðåä óõîäîì áûë äîâîëüíûì ìèëûì. 486 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:38,319 Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî, ÷òî ïðèøëè. Íàïèòêè çà íàø ñ÷¸ò. 487 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,573 - "Äæîííè Óîêåð Áëþ" - Áåç êðåïêîãî àëêîãîëÿ. 488 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,657 "Øàðäîíå", ïîæàëóéñòà. 489 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,076 Ó íàñ íåò îòêðûòîé áóòûëêè. 490 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,619 Òîãäà "Õàéíåêåí". 491 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,246 Çàðóáåæíûõ íàïèòêîâ íåò. 492 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,707 Ãîñïîäè Èèñóñå. 493 00:20:50,341 --> 00:20:51,825 À êàê íàñ÷¸ò õîëîäíîãî ÷àÿ? 494 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,378 Õîëîäíûé ÷àé. Âðîäå ó íàñ åñòü ë¸ä. 495 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,713 Ó âàñ íåò ëüäà. 496 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,423 - ß óæå ïðîâåðèë. - Íåò. 497 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,716 È âîäó îòêëþ÷èëè. 498 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,594 Ìû áîëüøå íå ïîäà¸ì âîäó. Ïðÿìî ïðîáëåìà. 499 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,971 Èçâèíèòå, íî çà÷åì ìû ïðèøëè? 500 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,514 -  ÷¸ì ñìûñë? - Òî÷íî. 501 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,851 Äà, ïî ôàêòó. Ìû õîòåëè âàì ñîîáùèòü, 502 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,938 ÷òî ñîâìåñòíàÿ ðàáîòà î÷åíü íàñ ðàñòðîãàëà. 503 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,941 Âû ïîðàçèëè íàñ ñâîåé äîáðîòîé 504 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,526 è çàáîòîé î äåòÿõ. 505 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,904 Ôðýíê ñîæàëååò, ÷òî íå ñìîã ñåãîäíÿ ïðèéòè, 506 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:25,283 è îñòàâèë ïîäàðîê äëÿ êîìíàòû îòäûõà ó÷èòåëåé. 507 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,367 Ìàê. 508 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,829 Íîâàÿ êîôåâàðêà. 509 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,833 Ñêàæèòå, êëàññ? Ó íàñ òàêèõ íåò. 510 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,668 Áóäüòå ñ÷àñòëèâû è îêîôåèíåíû. 511 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,923 Ìîæåò îíè è ìèëûå. Äîâîëüíî ìèëî. 512 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,469 Íè÷åãî ìèëîãî. Ïîéä¸ì ñî ìíîé. 513 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,266 Îíè çàìàíèëè íàñ â áàð, ÷òîáû ñòàðèê ñäåëàë ýòî. 514 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,399 Íàâåðíîå îí âûäðàë ñîòíè ìåòðîâ ìåäè. 515 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,903 Íî åñòü è ïëþñû: øòàò âñ¸ ðàâíî çàñòàâèë áû óáðàòü ñòàðûå òðóáû, 516 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,632 òàê ÷òî äåä ñýêîíîìèë íàì ïàðó òûñÿ÷ ñòðîèòåëüíûõ çàòðàò. 517 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,244 ß ïîòåðÿþ ðàáîòó, åñëè ýòî óâèäÿò, òàê ÷òî ñîæãèòå ïë¸íêè. 518 00:22:09,305 --> 00:23:09,156 Ðåêëàìà âàøåãî ïðîäóêòà èëè áðåíäà www.OpenSubtitles.org