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1 00:00:03,853 --> 00:00:07,127 Áîæå, Áîæå, Áîæå! Ïàðíè, ïàðíè, ïàðíè! 2 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:10,469 "Ïîçäðàâëÿåì, 'Áàð Ïàääè'. Ìû ðàäû ñîîáùèòü, ÷òî ïëàíèðóåì 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:13,891 ïîñåòèòü âàø áàð â áëèæàéøåì âûïóñêå ïåðåäà÷è. 4 00:00:13,891 --> 00:00:16,353 Âñêîðå ìû îòïðàâèì ïðîäþñåðà äëÿ ðåïåòèöèè. 5 00:00:16,353 --> 00:00:18,051 Ñ óâàæåíèåì, âàøè äðóçüÿ èç... 6 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,286 'Ñïàñàòåëåé áàðîâ'!" Äà! 7 00:00:21,578 --> 00:00:23,563 Ïðÿìî ñáûâàþòñÿ íàøè ìå÷òû! 8 00:00:23,563 --> 00:00:25,825 Êàêèå? Ó÷àñòâîâàòü â ðåàëèòè-øîó? 9 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:27,110 Äà. Êàê ýòî ïðîèçîøëî? 10 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,480 ß ïèñàë èì êàæäóþ íåäåëþ ñ ñàìîãî ñòàðòà ïåðåäà÷è. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,975 - Ýòî ñêîëüêî? - Ñëèøêîì äîëãî. 12 00:00:31,975 --> 00:00:33,270 ß õî÷ó ïðîñëàâèòüñÿ, 13 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:36,553 íî îïàñàþñü, ÷òî îíè ïîïûòàþòñÿ âûñòàâèòü íàñ ïðèäóðêàìè. 14 00:00:36,553 --> 00:00:39,341 Òî÷íî. Âäðóã îíè òàê ñìîíòèðóþò, 15 00:00:39,341 --> 00:00:40,866 ÷òî ÿ áóäó ãëóïî âûãëÿäåòü. 16 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:42,940 Òî÷íî. ß îïðåäåë¸ííî íå ó÷àñòâóþ. 17 00:00:42,940 --> 00:00:45,477 Ýòî æå îãðîìíàÿ âîçìîæíîñòü! ×òî âû ãîâîðèòå? 18 00:00:45,477 --> 00:00:47,536 ß ðàçî÷àðîâàí, ÷òî òû íå ñêàçàë çàðàíåå, 19 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:49,849 âåäü òîãäà áû ÿ ïîäêà÷àëñÿ. 20 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:52,780 Ðàäè âñåãî ñâÿòîãî, à âäðóã ñ ìåíÿ óïàä¸ò ðóáàøêà? 21 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,822 Äà, ÿ òîæå ñëåãêà íàðóøèë ðåæèì. 22 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,625 - È íå âûïîëíÿë óïðàæíåíèÿ. - Ñ ñàìîãî ðîæäåíèÿ. 23 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,257 Âû óïóñêàåòå îáùóþ êàðòèíó. 24 00:01:00,257 --> 00:01:02,750 Êàêîâû øàíñû, ÷òî îíè âûáåðóò íàø áàð? 25 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:06,875 Îäèí íà ìèëëèîí, è ó ìåíÿ î÷åíü õîðîøåå ïðåä÷óâñòâèå. 26 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:09,139 Ìíîãîå èçìåíèòñÿ â "Ïàääè", 27 00:01:09,139 --> 00:01:12,241 âåäü óäà÷à ïîâåðíóëàñü ê íàì ëèöîì. 28 00:01:12,241 --> 00:01:15,187 "Íà áàíäó íàëîæèëè ïðîêëÿòüå" 29 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:23,074 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm 30 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:38,967 Ìàê, ïðåêðàòè. Òîëüêî ÿ óáåðó, êàê òû ðàñêèäûâàåøü êðîøêè. 31 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:41,681 Íóæíî áîëüøå êðîøåê. Ïóñòü âàëÿþòñÿ ïî âñåìó áàðó. 32 00:01:41,681 --> 00:01:44,048 Èçâèíè, ×àðëè, íî îòêóäà ñòîëüêî ÷åøóéíèö? 33 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:46,454 Íå çíàþ, îòêóäà îíè áåðóòñÿ. Íèêàê íå èçáàâëþñü. 34 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:50,389 Âîò è õîðîøî. Âû ñîâñåì íå ïîíèìàåòå ñóòü "Ñïàñèòåëåé áàðîâ"? 35 00:01:50,389 --> 00:01:55,404 Òàêèå ïðîáëåìû ïðèâëåêóò Äæîíà Òàôôåðà, îí ïðèä¸ò è ðàçíåñ¸ò íàñ âäðåáåçãè. 36 00:01:55,404 --> 00:01:57,949 Ñòîï, ñòîï, ñòîï. ß íå õî÷ó, ÷òîáû ìåíÿ ðàçíîñèëè. 37 00:01:57,949 --> 00:02:01,189 Âïå÷àòëåíèå îò áàðà ñîçäà¸ò âïå÷àòëåíèå îáî ìíå. 38 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:05,633 È ëè÷íî ÿ íå õî÷ó ïðîñëûòü ëþáèòåëåì ÷åøóéíèö. 39 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:08,299 ß õî÷ó, ÷òîáû ëþäè ñìîòðåëè â ñâîèõ... 40 00:02:14,151 --> 00:02:17,842 Êàê íàçûâàåòñÿ ýòà øòóêà? Êîðîáêè, â êîòîðûõ æèâóò ëþäè? 41 00:02:17,842 --> 00:02:20,843 - Òû ïðî èõ êâàðòèðû? - Äà, â ñâîèõ êâàðòèðàõ. 42 00:02:20,843 --> 00:02:23,157 Ñëîâî âûëåòåëî èç ãîëîâû. Ñòðàííî. 43 00:02:23,157 --> 00:02:25,528 Ïàðíè, ó íàñ ïðîáëåìà. 44 00:02:25,528 --> 00:02:28,617 Òîëüêî, ïîæàëóéñòà, íå ñìåéòåñü. 45 00:02:30,582 --> 00:02:33,233 - Êàê íàì íå ñìåÿòüñÿ? - Äà íè â æèçíü. 46 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,014 Íå ñìåøíî. Ýòî âàì íå øóòî÷êè. 47 00:02:35,014 --> 00:02:37,342 Íå çíàþ, ÷òî ñ ìîèì ëèöîì. Îíî áóäòî ñëîìàëîñü. 48 00:02:37,342 --> 00:02:39,846 - Î÷åíü ñìåøíî. - Äèêî ñìåøíî. 49 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:45,124 -  ìî¸ì ÿéöå êðîâü. - Î, íåò, íåò, íåò. Ýòî ïàðøèâî. 50 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:48,166 Òàêîå ïðîèñõîäèò, åñëè íà ÷åëîâåêà íàëîæèëè ïðîêëÿòüå. 51 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,891 Ïðîêëÿòüå? ×òî òû íåñ¸øü? 52 00:02:49,891 --> 00:02:51,642 Äàâàéòå ñïîêîéíî ïîäóìàåì. 53 00:02:51,642 --> 00:02:55,655 Äè, ó òåáÿ áûëè ññîðû ñ ëþäüìè, êîòîðûå ìîãóò íàëîæèòü ïðîêëÿòüå? 54 00:02:55,655 --> 00:02:59,905 Â÷åðà áûëà êðîõîòíàÿ ïðîáëåìà ñ ñîñåäêîé. 55 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,670 Äà! 56 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:05,789 Âûïë¸ñêèâàþ ñâîþ íåíàâèñòü íà ìîëîä¸æíûå æîïû. 57 00:03:05,789 --> 00:03:07,824 ×òî òàêîå? 58 00:03:07,824 --> 00:03:11,328 Äîëáÿòñÿ â ÷¸ðòîâó äâåðü. ×òî? 59 00:03:11,573 --> 00:03:13,472 Èäó. 60 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:16,731 ×òî? Çà÷åì òû ëîìàåøü ìîþ äâåðü â òðè íî÷è? 61 00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:18,215 ß èñïåêëà âàì áðàóíè. 62 00:03:18,215 --> 00:03:19,938 Çà÷åì íàõðåíà÷èëà? Îòðàâèòü ðåøèëà? 63 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:25,217 Íåò. Ïðîñòî õîòåëà âåæëèâî ïîïðîñèòü, ÷òîáû âû ïîìåíüøå øóìåëè. 64 00:03:25,217 --> 00:03:30,125 ß î÷åíü èçâèíÿþñü. Äàæå íå çàìåòèëà. 65 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:33,080 Ñ âàøåé ñòîðîíû î÷åíü ìèëî èñïå÷ü ìíå ïèðîæíûå. 66 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,374 ß òîæå êîå-÷òî ïîäàðþ. 67 00:03:34,374 --> 00:03:36,684 Î÷åíü ïðèÿòíî. À ÷òî? 68 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:41,485 Êóáîê. Âèäèøü? Íàïèñàíî "Ìàíäà ãîäà". 69 00:03:41,485 --> 00:03:43,511 Çàñëóæèëà. 70 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,580 Òû ãàäêàÿ æåíùèíà, 71 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:50,148 è îäíàæäû ñ òîáîé ñëó÷èòñÿ ÷òî-íèáóäü ïëîõîå. 72 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,965 Äà áóäåò òàê. 73 00:03:52,965 --> 00:03:54,488 Îòâàëè. 74 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:57,570 Íó âîò. Î÷åíü ïîõîæå, ÷òî áàáóëüêà òåáÿ ïðîêëÿëà. 75 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,447 Íå çíàþ. ß ïîñòîÿííî íàçûâàþ ñòàðóøåê "ìàíäîé". Êàê è âñå ìû. 76 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:03,232 - Äåëî ãîâîðèò. - È ïðàâäà. 77 00:04:03,232 --> 00:04:04,721 Óòðîì íàçâàë ñòàðóøêó ìàíäîé. 78 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:05,910 - Âèäèøü? - Ðîâíî òàê. 79 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:07,281 Âîîáùå, ÿ òîæå. 80 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:10,482 - Òóò åñòü ïðîáëåìà ïîñåðü¸çíåå. - Êàêàÿ? 81 00:04:10,482 --> 00:04:12,497 Äè íå èìååò ïðàâî îòäàâàòü êóáîê. 82 00:04:12,497 --> 00:04:14,834 Ìû ñèëüíî íàä íèì ïîòðóäèëèñü. 83 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,674 Åãî ñëîæíî ñäåëàòü. 84 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,706 Ïëþñ, îíà çàñëóæèëà. 85 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:21,135 Òû åãî çàñëóæèëà. È ïðîñòî òàê îòäàëà? 86 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:25,604 Êîðî÷å, âñ¸ ýòî ôèãíÿ. Íàñ íå ïðåñëåäóåò íåóäà÷à. 87 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:27,880 - À ìî¸ ÿéöî? - Åñòü òàêîé âàðèàíò. 88 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,551 Âîçìîæíî, òåáÿ ïðîêëÿëè, êîãäà òû óáèë ìîðñêóþ ïòèöó. 89 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:32,386 - ×òî çà ïòèöó? - À ÿ íå ðàññêàçûâàë? 90 00:04:32,386 --> 00:04:35,071 Íåäàâíî Ôðýíê ïðèãîòîâèë áàíàíîâûé äàéêèðè. 91 00:04:35,071 --> 00:04:36,955 ×àéêà âëåòåëà ïðÿìî â áàð. 92 00:04:36,955 --> 00:04:40,492 - Òâî¸ çäîðîâüå. - Äàâàé. Âêóñíÿòèíà. 93 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:43,564 Îôèãåòü. ×àéêà. 94 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:48,505 Ìåëêàÿ ïòè÷êà. 95 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:51,406 Ìèëåíüêàÿ ïòè÷êà. 96 00:04:51,406 --> 00:04:54,169 Õî÷åøü ïîêóøàòü? 97 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,823 Îõðåíåòü, Ôðýíê! 98 00:04:55,823 --> 00:04:58,441 - Óìðè! - Áëèí, Ôðýíê. 99 00:04:58,441 --> 00:05:01,068 Äàâàé, êðûñà, óìðè! 100 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:08,341 Óìðè, äîëáàíàÿ ÷àéêà! 101 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,871 Ñóêà. Äîëáàíàÿ ìàíäà. 102 00:05:10,871 --> 00:05:13,758 ßâíî ê íåóäà÷å, åñëè ÷àéêà çàëåòàåò â çäàíèå. 103 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:17,078 Íåò, ê íåóäà÷å óáèâàòü ÷àéêó. Âñå ìàòðîñû ýòî çíàþò. 104 00:05:17,078 --> 00:05:18,192 Íî ÿ íå ìàòðîñ. 105 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,940 ×àðëè, õâàòèò ïåðåâîäèòü íàøó óäà÷ó â íåóäà÷ó. 106 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,471 Íå íàãíåòàé. Íèêòî íå ïðîêëÿò. 107 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:28,353 Äà íåóæåëè, Ìàê? Â÷åðà ÿ ëè÷íî ñëûøàë, êàê Ñâåð÷îê òåáÿ ïðîêëÿë. 108 00:05:28,509 --> 00:05:31,130 Ìàê, ïîðà âûïîëíèòü òâîþ ÷àñòü óãîâîðà. 109 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,506 Ìíå íóæíû äîêàçàòåëüñòâà. 110 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,386 Òîëüêî íå íà÷èíàé. 111 00:05:34,386 --> 00:05:35,650 Ñâåð÷îê, ÷åãî ïðèø¸ë? 112 00:05:35,650 --> 00:05:37,810 Âîò è ÿ ñïðîñèë: Ñâåð÷îê, çà÷åì ïðèø¸ë? 113 00:05:37,810 --> 00:05:40,022 ×òî? Ìû æå îáñóæäàëè äåëîâîé âîïðîñ. 114 00:05:40,022 --> 00:05:42,359 Äåëîâîé âîïðîñ? ß íå âåäó äåëà ñ óëè÷íûì áûäëîì. 115 00:05:42,359 --> 00:05:43,833 ×òî òû çàäóìàë? 116 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:46,345 Òî ÿ òåáå íóæåí, òî ëå÷ó â ìóñîðêó. ×òî ïðîèñõîäèò? 117 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,562 - Ñâåð÷îê, ñâàëè. - Ëó÷øå ñâàëè, èëè ÿ òåáå íàïèíàþ. 118 00:05:49,562 --> 00:05:51,870 - Âàëè èç áàðà. - Äà ïîøëè âû. 119 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:56,631 Ýé, Ìàê. Áóäü òû ïðîêëÿò. 120 00:05:56,631 --> 00:06:01,392 Âîñ îìíåñ ìàëåäèêòè ìèëëå àííèñ. 121 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:04,693 Îí â áóêâàëüíîì ñìûñëå òåáÿ ïðîêëÿë. 122 00:06:04,693 --> 00:06:06,321 Îòíåñèòåñü ñåðü¸çíî. 123 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:09,915 Íàäî âñ¸ èçó÷èòü. Ôðýíê, ïîêîïàéñÿ â ìîðñêèõ ïðîêëÿòüÿõ. 124 00:06:09,915 --> 00:06:11,725 Äè, Ìàê, èçâèíèòåñü. 125 00:06:11,725 --> 00:06:15,204 ß íè÷åãî òàêîãî íå ñäåëàþ. Äàæå ñëóøàòü íå õî÷ó. 126 00:06:15,204 --> 00:06:17,992 Ýòî ðàçäðàæàåò, ïðîòèâîðå÷èò Áîãó, è ñàìîå ãëàâíîå - 127 00:06:17,992 --> 00:06:20,695 íå ïîäîéä¸ò äëÿ øóòî÷åê "Ñïàñàòåëåé áàðîâ". 128 00:06:20,695 --> 00:06:22,120 ß óõîæó. 129 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,843 Òû ÷åãî? 130 00:06:23,843 --> 00:06:27,305 ×àðëè, îòêóäà òû çíàåøü ñòîëüêî... 131 00:06:29,335 --> 00:06:30,944 - Èíôîðìàöèè? - Äà. 132 00:06:30,944 --> 00:06:34,363 Ìîæåò ýòî ðåàëüíî, ìîæåò íåò, íî ïîñìîòðèòå ñ òàêîé ñòîðîíû. 133 00:06:34,363 --> 00:06:37,541 Åñëè äîðîãó ïåðåáåæàëà ÷¸ðíàÿ êîøêà, âû ïëþ¸òå ÷åðåç ëåâîå ïëå÷î? 134 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:39,110 - Çà÷åì òàê äåëàòü? - Íåò. 135 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,923 - Âû òàê íå äåëàåòå? - Äàæå íå ñëûøàë. 136 00:06:40,923 --> 00:06:43,931 Êîãäà âû íà ÷òî-òî íàäååòåñü - ñòó÷èòå ïî äåðåâó? 137 00:06:43,931 --> 00:06:46,533 - À, òû ïðî ýòî. Íåò. - ß ñëûøàë, íî íå äåëàþ. 138 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:48,532 Çàãàäûâàåòå æåëàíèå, çàäóâàÿ ñðàíóþ ñâå÷ó? 139 00:06:48,532 --> 00:06:50,768 - Êîíå÷íî. - Ýòî ÿ äåëàþ. 140 00:06:50,768 --> 00:06:52,827 Ìîè æåëàíèÿ äîëæíû èñïîëíÿòüñÿ. 141 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:56,370 À çà÷åì ìû ýòî äåëàåì? Íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé. 142 00:06:56,370 --> 00:06:59,867 Íà ñëó÷àé, åñëè ýòî ïðàâäà. 143 00:06:59,867 --> 00:07:03,887 "Íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé" - ïðè÷èíà íå õóæå äðóãèõ. 144 00:07:08,649 --> 00:07:11,899 Ìû òîëüêî òðàòèì âðåìÿ. Íàäî ïîçâîíèòü âðà÷ó. 145 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:15,466 Ñàìî ñîáîé. Íàâåðíÿêà ó òåáÿ íåâðèò ëèöåâîãî íåðâà. 146 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:17,499 Íî ñíà÷àëà èçâèíèñü ïåðåä ñîñåäêîé. 147 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:19,927 Íà âñÿêèé ñëó÷àé? 148 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:23,578 Íà âñÿêèé ñëó... ß íå âåðþ â ýòó õðåíü. 149 00:07:23,578 --> 00:07:26,970 Îíà çàáðàëà êóáîê. Íàäî åãî âåðíóòü. Ó òåáÿ íåò ïðàâà åãî îòäàâàòü. 150 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:30,959 Êëÿíóñü, åñëè êóáîê óø¸ë, ÿ ïàðàëèçóþ òåáå âòîðóþ ïîëîâèíó. 151 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:35,267 Êàêîé-òî áðåä. Íà êóáîê íóæíî íîìèíèðîâàòü. 152 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:40,292 Çäðàâñòâóéòå. Âû ìåíÿ íå çíàåòå, íî ÿ áðàò ýòîé óæàñíîé æåíùèíû. 153 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:44,174 Îíà õîòåëà ïðèéòè è ñêàçàòü, ÷òî î÷åíü... 154 00:07:46,118 --> 00:07:49,202 ×òî îíà î÷åíü... 155 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,839 Êàêîå òàì ñëîâî? Êàê îáëåã÷àþò äóøó? 156 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,444 - Ñîæàëååò? - Ñîæàëååò. Òî÷íî. 157 00:07:55,444 --> 00:07:59,117 Íå çíàþ, ÷òî ñ ìîåé ïàìÿòüþ. È åù¸ îíà... 158 00:07:59,117 --> 00:08:02,750 Îíà îòäàëà âàì êóáîê, êîòîðûé åé íå ïðèíàäëåæèò. 159 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,300 Îí åù¸ ó âàñ? 160 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:06,616 - Äà. Ñåé÷àñ ïðèíåñó. - Îòëè÷íî. 161 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:11,711 ß ïîêà ïîñìîòðþ áîëüíèöû, ïîòîìó ÷òî íóæíî âûëå÷èòü ëèöî ïåðåä ñú¸ìêîé. 162 00:08:11,711 --> 00:08:14,180 Îõ áëèí. Òû ýòî âèäåëà? 163 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,790 ×òî? ×òî âèäåëà? 164 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:19,524 Èç êâàðòèðû âûáåæàëà ÷¸ðíàÿ êîøêà. 165 00:08:19,524 --> 00:08:20,922 ß íå âèäåëà êîøêó. 166 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:22,708 Èçäåâàåøüñÿ? Îíà ïðîáåæàëà ìèìî íàñ. 167 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:25,150 - Ýòî óæå íåõîðîøî. ׸ðíàÿ êîøêà? - Äà. 168 00:08:25,150 --> 00:08:29,085 Áëèí. ×òî ×àðëè ãîâîðèë äåëàòü â òàêèõ ñëó÷àÿõ? Ýòî ïëîõàÿ ïðèìåòà. 169 00:08:31,725 --> 00:08:35,113 - ß âàñ ïîïàëà? Èçâèíèòå, ïîæàëóéñòà. - Äà, ïîïàëà. 170 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:37,141 Íåóäà÷íî ïîëó÷èëîñü. Ñïàñèáî. 171 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:39,832 Ñëóøàéòå... Ó âàñ åñòü êîøêà? 172 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:41,670 Âðîäå âûáåæàëà èç âàøåé êâàðòèðû. 173 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:43,590 - Êîøêà? - Äà, ÷¸ðíàÿ êîøêà. 174 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:47,826 Ó ìåíÿ áûëà ÷¸ðíàÿ êîøêà. Çâàëè Ìîðèí. 175 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:52,273 Íî îíà óìåðëà ìíîãî ëåò íàçàä. 176 00:08:52,273 --> 00:08:56,822 Îáàëäåòü. À ÿ óáèëñÿ íà æåíùèíå ïî èìåíè Ìîðèí. 177 00:08:57,223 --> 00:09:00,805 Òî åñòü, æåíèëñÿ. Æåíèëñÿ íà æåíùèíå ïî èìåíè Ìîðèí. 178 00:09:00,805 --> 00:09:03,344 Íè÷åãî íå ïîíèìàþ. Êëÿíóñü, ÷òî âèäåë êîøêó. 179 00:09:03,344 --> 00:09:05,606  ýòîì äîìå ïîëíî êîøåê. Ïîéä¸ì óæå. 180 00:09:05,606 --> 00:09:09,590 Äà, èäèòå. È íå øóìèòå ïî íî÷àì. 181 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,807 Ëàäíî, ëàäíî, ìàíäà. 182 00:09:14,039 --> 00:09:17,408 - Ñâåð÷îê, òû óâåðåí? - Äà, ïîëíîñòüþ óâåðåí. 183 00:09:17,408 --> 00:09:19,017 ß ìíîãî ëåò ïîäìàñëèâàë øâåéöàðà. 184 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,868 ×åéç Àòëè âåðíóëñÿ.  ëþáóþ ñåêóíäó âûéäåò èç êâàðòèðû. 185 00:09:21,868 --> 00:09:23,990 Èíôà íàä¸æíàÿ? Ó ìåíÿ òîëüêî îäèí øàíñ. 186 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:26,610 Îòêóäà ìíå çíàòü? ß âñåãî ëèøü óëè÷íàÿ êðûñà. 187 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:28,757 - Áûäëî. Ñàì ñêàçàë. - Ñâåð÷îê, ãîâîðþ æå... 188 00:09:28,757 --> 00:09:32,781 - Îò òåáÿ íåò ïðîêà. - ß çíàë, ÷òî òû ðàçíîåøüñÿ, ïîýòîìó ïðèãîòîâèë ïîäàðîê. 189 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,576 Êóïèë òåáå óïàêîâêó èç øåñòè áàíîê. 190 00:09:34,576 --> 00:09:37,356 - Äëÿ ìåíÿ? - Ïîäàðîê, ïðèÿòåëü. 191 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:40,122 - Çäåñü òîëüêî ÷åòûðå. - Åñòåñòâåííî, äâå ÿ âûïèë. 192 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,755 Ëàäíî. Ñïàñèáî. 193 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:45,890 - Êóïèòü øåñòü áóòûëîê è íå âûïèòü äâå... - Äà, áûâàåò... 194 00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:47,847 Ñïàñèáî è çà ÷åòûðå. 195 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:49,873 Âîîáùå ÿ âûïèë ÷åòûðå. À â äâóõ - ìî÷à. 196 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:51,748 Ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ çàñòðÿë â ôóðãîíå, à òû... 197 00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:55,996 ×åñòíî ãîâîðÿ, ìíå ïëåâàòü. Ãëàâíîå - åñòü ÷òî ïîïèòü. 198 00:09:56,986 --> 00:09:59,727 Äîìèíóñ ýñïèòó ñàíêòóì. Ñâîáîäåí. 199 00:09:59,727 --> 00:10:03,159 - ×òî òû ñäåëàë? - Ñíÿë ïðîêëÿòüå, êîòîðîå íà òåáÿ íàëîæèë. 200 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,163 ß íå âåðþ â ïðîêëÿòüÿ. 201 00:10:06,163 --> 00:10:09,162 Îíè ïðîòèâîðå÷àò Áîãó, à âñ¸ ïðîèñõîäèò áëàãîäàðÿ Áîãó. 202 00:10:09,162 --> 00:10:10,956 Ê ñëîâó î ïðîèñõîäÿùåì. 203 00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:15,788 ß äîëæåí òåáå êîå-÷òî ïîêàçàòü, íî òîëüêî ñîõðàíè â ñåêðåòå. 204 00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:18,088 Ó òåáÿ ÷òî-òî ñ ïåíèñîì? 205 00:10:18,088 --> 00:10:20,176 - ×òî? - ß ýòîãî îæèäàë. 206 00:10:20,176 --> 00:10:23,144 Åñëè òû ïðî ñâîé ïåíèñ, òî ïðèä¸òñÿ çàïëàòèòü. Ãîâîðþ ñðàçó. 207 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,575 Íåò, äåëî íå â ìî¸ì ïåíèñå. 208 00:10:24,575 --> 00:10:27,667 Åñëè âûòàùèøü ñâîé ïåíèñ - âêëþ÷àþ ñ÷¸ò÷èê. 209 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:30,138 - Äàæå íå ñîáèðàþñü! - Ó ìåíÿ ïîýòàïíàÿ ñèñòåìà... 210 00:10:30,138 --> 00:10:31,534 Ñìîòðè. 211 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:34,333 - ×òî ýòî òàêîå? - Îáåçüÿíüÿ ëàïêà. 212 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,227 Âèäèìî, îíà ïðèíîñèò óäà÷ó, êàê êðîëè÷üÿ ëàïêà èëè òèïà òîãî. 213 00:10:37,227 --> 00:10:40,017 Êîãäà å¸ íàø¸ë - ñðàçó íà÷àëàñü áåëàÿ ïîëîñà. 214 00:10:40,017 --> 00:10:43,780 Òàê âñ¸ æå ïðîèñõîäèò áëàãîäàðÿ Áîãó è òàê äàëåå. 215 00:10:43,780 --> 00:10:47,820 Íåò, Áîã ðåøàåò, êîìó âûäàòü õîðîøåå ñîáûòèå, 216 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,949 à êîãî ïîêàðàòü. Òû íå ñëåäèøü çà ìûñëüþ. 217 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,526 Íå ïîíèìàþ. Ïîëíàÿ áåññìûñëèöà. 218 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,568 Íå çíàþ, çà÷åì ÿ âîîáùå... 219 00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:56,419 - Ïðÿìî èíòåðåñíî. - Ïîäîæäè, ïîäîæäè. 220 00:10:56,419 --> 00:11:00,030 Ïîäîæäè, âîò îí. Ïîøëè. 221 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,919 Ìèñòåð Àòëè. Ìèñòåð Àòëè. 222 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:06,435 Ìèñòåð Àòëè, ìîæíî ìèíóòêó âàøåãî âíèìàíèÿ? 223 00:11:06,435 --> 00:11:09,930 Ìèñòåð Àòëè. Çäðàâñòâóéòå. 224 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,913 Ïðèâåò, ìèñòåð Àòëè. 225 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,739 Ïðèâåò, âàì íóæåí àâòîãðàô? 226 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:17,404 Î, íåò. Òèïè÷íûé ìèñòåð Àòëè. 227 00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:20,152 - Ýòî æå ÿ. Ìàê. - Íå çíàþ íèêàêîãî Ìàêà. 228 00:11:20,152 --> 00:11:23,565 Ïîñëåäíèå äåñÿòü ëåò ÿ ïèñàë êàæäóþ íåäåëþ. Âû íå ïîëó÷àëè ìîè ïèñüìà? 229 00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:26,153 Ó ìåíÿ åñòü îòâåòíûé ðîëèê. 230 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:30,843 Äîðîãîé Ìàê. Íàâåðíîå, ìîæíî íàçûâàòü òåáÿ Ìàêîì, âåäü òû íàçâàë ìåíÿ ×åéçîì. 231 00:11:30,843 --> 00:11:33,248 Ñïàñèáî, ÷òî ïîõâàëèë ìîþ ïðè÷¸ñêó. 232 00:11:33,248 --> 00:11:37,580 Îíà â òîï-4 ìîèõ ëþáèìûõ âåùåé. Ïîñëå áåéñáîëà, áûñòðîãî áåãà è îòöà. 233 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:41,607 Æàëü, ÷òî îòåö òåáÿ íå ëþáèò. Òû ìîã ñòàòü îòëè÷íûì ñûíîì. 234 00:11:41,607 --> 00:11:44,631 ß áû ñ óäîâîëüñòâèåì ïîêèäàë ñ òîáîé ìÿ÷, 235 00:11:44,631 --> 00:11:48,403 íî î÷åíü çàíÿò èãðîé â áåéñáîë çà "Ôèëëèñ". 236 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:52,821 Íàäåþñü, ó òåáÿ âñ¸ õîðîøî. Áëàãîäàðÿ òàêèì ôàíàòàì ìîÿ æèçíü ïîõîæà íà ãðàíä-ñëýì. 237 00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:54,800 Òâîé õîðîøèé äðóã - ×åéç. 238 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,422 - Ïîäîæäè, òû è åñòü Ìàê? - Äà. 239 00:11:56,422 --> 00:11:59,176 ß äóìàë, ÷òî Ìàê - ðåá¸íîê. 240 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:04,499 Äà, ðåá¸íîê, ðîæä¸ííûé îò ìåíÿ. Ìàëåíüêèé Ìàê. 241 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:07,735 - ×òî? - Îí Ìàëåíüêèé Ìàê, à ÿ Áîëüøîé Ìàê. Ïîêèäàéòå ñ íèì ìÿ÷. 242 00:12:07,735 --> 00:12:10,484 Îò âàøåé ïðè÷¸ñêè ÿ íåðâíè÷àþ. 243 00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:15,165  "Äîäæåðàõ" âû áûëè Ñåðåáðèñòûì Ëèñîì. À â Ôèëàäåëüôèè - ïðîñòî Ëèñîì. 244 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:21,615 - Íå çíàþ. ß ñèëüíî çàíÿò. - Ìû âñå çàíÿòû, íî ìàëü÷èê áîëåí. 245 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:26,386 Î÷åíü áîëåí. Óìèðàåò. Ó íåãî ëåéêåìèÿ, è âû äîëæíî ïîáðîñàòü ñ íèì ìÿ÷. 246 00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:29,250 - Ãäå ìîÿ ìàøèíà? - ß çàòâèòþ, ÷òî âû îòêàçàëèñü. 247 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:33,505 Èçâèíèòå. ß ñòàë âàì óãðîæàòü. È òåïåðü ðàññòðîèëñÿ, êàê è âû. 248 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,865 Òàê ÷òî, ïîáðîñàåì? Ñåãîäíÿ. 249 00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:40,528 Ëàäíî, íî ìàêñèìóì ïÿòü ìèíóò. 250 00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:43,603 - ß î÷åíü çàíÿò. - Äà, äà, äà. 251 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:47,599 Ìàìà, ìîæåøü êîå-÷òî ïîäñêàçàòü? 252 00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:51,394 ×àðëè, òû âñ¸-òàêè ñìîã. Çàõîäè. 253 00:12:51,394 --> 00:12:53,978 Áëèí, ÿ çàáûë, ÷òî ñåãîäíÿ äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ äÿäè Äæåêà. 254 00:12:53,978 --> 00:12:56,005 Çàõîäè, ×àðëè. Ñàäèñü ðÿäîì ñî ìíîé. 255 00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:58,801 Íåò, ñïàñèáî. Ìû çàéä¸ì ïîïîçæå. 256 00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:00,653 Íåò, íåò, ×àðëè. ß õî÷ó êóñîê òîðòà. 257 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:02,863 Õî÷åøü? Âîò áëèí. 258 00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:06,530 Ñ äí¸ì ðîæäåíèÿ, äîðîãîé Äæåê. 259 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:11,079 - Ñ äí¸ì ðîæäåíüÿ òåáÿ. - Ïîìåíÿåìñÿ ìåñòàìè? 260 00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:12,586 Çàãàäûâàé æåëàíèå. 261 00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:15,413 - Òî÷íî, òî÷íî. Âîçüì¸ìñÿ çà ðóêè. - Íåò. 262 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,249 Ãîòîâû? 263 00:13:19,312 --> 00:13:20,556 Îòëè÷íî, îòëè÷íî. 264 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:21,933 ×àðëè, õî÷åøü ìî¸ æåëàíèå? 265 00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:25,304 - Âîîáùå íè ðàçó. - Íå ðàññêàçûâàé, à òî íå ñáóäåòñÿ. 266 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,443 Âîò èìåííî. 267 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:30,550 ß òîæå çàãàäàë æåëàíèå. Ìîæåì ñõîäèì íàâåðõ ñ òîðòîì, Áîí? 268 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:33,463 Ôðýíê, íå òåáå çàãàäûâàòü æåëàíèå. Ñâå÷è óñòðîåíû èíà÷å. 269 00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:35,966 - Êòî ðåøèë? - Ìû íå ïîýòîìó ïðèøëè. 270 00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,137 Ìàìà, Ôðýíê óáèë ÷àéêó. 271 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:41,180 Ôðýíê, ýòî ïëîõî. 272 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:44,434 Äÿäÿ Äæåê, ìû â êóðñå. Ïîýòîìó è ïðèøëè. 273 00:13:44,434 --> 00:13:49,337 Ìàìà, òàêîé ïîñòóïîê ìîã íàâëå÷ü íà Ôðýíêà ïðîêëÿòüå? 274 00:13:49,337 --> 00:13:54,226 Ãîâîðÿò, â ÷àéêàõ æèâóò äóøè ìîðÿêîâ. 275 00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:59,374 È åñëè å¸ óáèòü, ìîðÿê áóäåò âå÷íî òåáÿ ïðåñëåäîâàòü. 276 00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:02,051 - Íå ãîíèøü? - À ìîæíî ÷òî-íèáóäü ñäåëàòü? 277 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:06,083 Ìîæíî ðàçðåçàòü ãîðëî êîçëèíûì ðîãîì 278 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,835 è âûïèòü ÷àøêó åãî êðîâè. 279 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:08,876 ×òî? 280 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:13,422 Íàâåðíîå, íå ñòîèò. À åñòü äðóãèå âàðèàíòû... 281 00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:16,478 Ïðèäóìàëà. Îí ìîæåò îáåçãëàâèòü ÷àéêó 282 00:14:16,478 --> 00:14:20,125 è íîñèòü å¸ ÷åðåï äî øåå äî êîíöà ñâîåé æèçíè. 283 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,321 Ìàìà, íå âûéäåò, ó íàñ áîëüøå íåò ýòîé ÷àéêè. 284 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,645 Âîîáùå-òî, åñòü. Ëåæèò â áàðå. 285 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:27,882 - Ïðàâäà? - Äà, ÿ ïíóë å¸ ïîä ñòîë, 286 00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:30,234 ÷òîáû íå ïðèøëîñü óáèðàòü. 287 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:35,958 Çíà÷èò, òû õî÷åøü äî êîíöà æèçíè íîñèòü ÷åðåï ÷àéêè? 288 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,570 Íå çíàþ. Âðîäå ïðèêîëüíî. 289 00:14:37,570 --> 00:14:40,046 Íåò, ýòî áðåä. Ìàìà, åñòü åù¸ ÷òî-íèáóäü? 290 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:44,752 Ìîæíî óñòðîèòü ÷àéêå äîñòîéíûå ïîõîðîíû. 291 00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:48,082 Âîò ýòî îòëè÷íûé âàðèàíò. 292 00:14:48,082 --> 00:14:50,071 Ïî÷åìó òû ñ íåãî íå íà÷àëà? 293 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:54,894 ×àðëè, èíîãäà â ìîðå òàêîå ðåøåíèå íåäîñòóïíî. 294 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,410 Ìàìà, à ïîõîæå, ÷òî ÿ â ìîðå? 295 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:59,311 - Íå çíàþ. - Íå çíàåøü, â ìîðå ÿ èëè... 296 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:02,597 Äÿäÿ Äæåê, ïðåêðàòè ìåíÿ ëàïàòü. 297 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,301 ×òî òû äåëàåøü? 298 00:15:09,437 --> 00:15:11,978 - Èùó ýòî. - Íà ÷òî ìû ñìîòðèì? 299 00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:14,903 - Ìîðèí Ïàíäåðîñà. - È çà÷åì? 300 00:15:14,903 --> 00:15:18,071 ß õîòåë îñòàâèòü å¸ êàê... 301 00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:20,949 Òðîôåé ñ óáèéñòâà? 302 00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:24,568 Íåò... ×òî? Íå òðîôåé. ß õîòåë... 303 00:15:24,568 --> 00:15:26,791 Êàê ñóâåíèð îò æåðòâû. 304 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:31,237 Íå ñóâåíèð. ß îñòàâèë, ÷òîáû åé äîñàäèòü. 305 00:15:31,237 --> 00:15:34,454 - Ïîä êîòîðûì? - Ó ìóçûêàëüíîãî àâòîìàòà. 306 00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:37,245 Âèæó. Ñõîæó çà ìóñîðíûì ìåøêîì. 307 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:40,789 - ×òî çà õðåíü? - Óáèòàÿ Ôðýíêîì ÷àéêà. 308 00:15:40,789 --> 00:15:42,331 ×òî ýòî? 309 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:44,568 - Åãî ì¸ðòâàÿ æåíà. - Äà. 310 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,649 - Ïîõîæå íà òðîôåé. - Ýòî íå òðîôåé. 311 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,484 Áåøåíàÿ ñó÷êà ïîïðîñèëà â çàâåùàíèè 312 00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:51,925 ïîõîðîíèòü å¸ íà êëàäáèùå æèâîòíûõ, à ÿ îòêàçàëñÿ. 313 00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:56,950 Ïîäîæäè. Òû íå âûïîëíèë ïðåäñìåðòíîå æåëàíèå ñâîåé æåíû? 314 00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,332 - Íî ïî÷åìó? - Ïîòîìó ÷òî îíà íå êîøêà. 315 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:02,115 Èìåííî òàêèå ïîñòóïêè ïðèâîäÿò ê ïðîêëÿòüþ. 316 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:05,468 Çíàþ. Òåïåðü ïîíèìàþ. 317 00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:07,990 - Ñâåð÷îê, ýòî õðåíü ñîáà÷üÿ. - ×òî òåáÿ ðàññòðîèëî? 318 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:11,914 Òû ïðîñèë ïàöàíà. Íà óëèöàõ åãî íàçûâàþò "Ïàöàí". 319 00:16:11,914 --> 00:16:14,061 - Òàêàÿ êëè÷êà. - Îí âçðîñëûé ìóæèê. 320 00:16:14,061 --> 00:16:18,466 ß ñòàíó êåì òû çàõî÷åøü, æåðåáåö. Èñïîëíþ âñå òâîè æåëàíèÿ. 321 00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:21,749 È îí ìîæåò. Íó-êà ïîêðóòèñü. 322 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:24,537 Âîò òàê. Äîáàâü ñåêñóàëüíîñòè. 323 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:31,469 Óáåðè ÷¸ëêó, ïîêàæè ëèöî. 324 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:34,948 - Óáåðè åãî. - Âñ¸, ãóëÿé. 325 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:35,936 Äåðæè. 326 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,352 - Ñòîï, ñòîï, ñòîï. - Ìîæíî êîñÿê? 327 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,347 Áåç ãëàç. 328 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,224 Ãëàâíîå - óâàæåíèå. 329 00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:44,832 Ìàê, ÷òî çà õðåíü? 330 00:16:44,832 --> 00:16:49,410 Ïîõîæå, Ñâåð÷îê ñòàë ñóòåí¸ðîì, è ýòî åãî øëþõî-ïàðåíü. 331 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:53,274 Òû ñëèøêîì óïðîùàåøü. Íî ïî ñóòè - äà. 332 00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:57,431 - Ýòî ìû ïîíÿëè. - ×òî âû çàòåÿëè ñî Ñâåð÷êîì? 333 00:16:57,431 --> 00:17:01,300 - Ó íåãî îáåçüÿíüÿ ëàïêà. - Áëèí, Ñâåð÷îê, ýòî æå ñåêðåò. 334 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:04,090 ß íå óìåþ õðàíèòü ñåêðåòû. À âîîáùå ÿ òàêîé íàêóðåííûé, 335 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:07,282 ÷òî ïîéäó â òóàëåò è äîáüþ... 336 00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:10,369 Ìàê, ÷òî çà äåëà ñ îáåçüÿíüåé ëàïêîé? 337 00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:13,109 Âû æå çíàåòå, ÷òî ÿ ìíîãî ëåò âûñëåæèâàþ ×åéçà Àòëè? 338 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:17,943 ß íàêîíåö ïîéìàë åãî, è çàâòðà îí äîëæåí ñûãðàòü ñ ìîèì "óìèðàþùèì ñûíîì". 339 00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:20,588 Ñâåð÷îê îáåùàë íàéòè ìåëêîãî, íî ïðèâ¸ë íàðèêà. 340 00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:24,051 Òû ðåàëüíî âñòðåòèëñÿ ñ ×åéçîì Àòëè? Êàê ñìîã? 341 00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:28,437 Ñ òåõ ïîð, êàê ÿ íàø¸ë îáåçüÿíüþ ëàïêó, ìåíÿ ïðåñëåäóåò óäà÷à. 342 00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:33,916 Õîòÿ íå ïðîñòî ëàïêó. Çà êåãàìè ëåæàëà öåëàÿ îáåçüÿíêà. ̸ðòâàÿ. 343 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,759 Ó íå¸ â ðóêàõ áûëà íàëè÷êà, è êîãäà ïîïûòàëñÿ çàáðàòü äåíüãè, 344 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:40,006 ëàïêà ïðîñòî îòëîìèëàñü, è ñ òåõ ïîð ÿ å¸ íîøó. 345 00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:43,708 - Îáåçüÿíà â áàðå. Âîîáùå âíåçàïíî. - Íè÷åãî âíåçàïíîãî. 346 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:46,837 Íàâåðíîå êîòîðàÿ çäåñü ðàáîòàëà, îãðàáèëà íàñ è ïîèìåëà â ðîò. 347 00:17:46,837 --> 00:17:48,634 - Îíà çàñòðÿëà çà êåãàìè. - Çà êåãàìè? 348 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:52,995 Âîîáùå ÿ íàø¸ë å¸ â êàáèíåòå, íî çàïèíàë çà êåãëè, ÷òîáû íå ïîäíèìàòü. 349 00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:54,954 Òâîþ ìàòü! 350 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:58,269 Îíà ðàçëàãàëàñü, ïëþñ òàì áûëî äîõðåíèùà ïëåñåíè. 351 00:17:58,269 --> 00:17:59,641 Íå çíàþ, êàê ÿ ïðîïóñòèë. 352 00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:02,548 Òàê, ÿ ïðèäóìàë íîâîå ðåøåíèå. Êîòîðîå âñ¸ èñïðàâèò. 353 00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:05,786 Ìû âîçüì¸ì òâîþ æåíó, ÷àéêó, ïîòð¸ïàííûå îñòàíêè îáåçüÿíû, 354 00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:07,710 è ïîõîðîíèì íà êëàäáèùå æèâîòíûõ. 355 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:11,330 À òû, Ìàê, ïîáðîñàåøü ìÿ÷ ñ ×åéçîì Àòëè. Âìåñòî ñâîåãî óìèðàþùåãî ñûíà. 356 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:14,448 - Ïî÷åìó? - Ïîòîìó ÷òî îí óæå óìåð. 357 00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:18,728 ß â çàìåøàòåëüñòâå. Ýòî òâîé ñûí? 358 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,508 Äà, ìèñòåð Àòëè. Ìíå íå õâàòèëî äóõà ñðàçó ñêàçàòü. 359 00:18:21,508 --> 00:18:24,276 Åìó áûëî âñåãî äåñÿòü ëåò. À òåïåðü îí óìåð. 360 00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:28,993 - À ïî÷åìó åãî ïîõîðîíèëè ñ æèâîòíûìè? - Ñîáàêè. Îí ëþáèë ñîáàê. 361 00:18:28,993 --> 00:18:32,330 Òàê, â ÷¸ì äåëî? ×òî ïðîèñõîäèò? 362 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:40,112 Èçâèíèòå. Ïîíèìàþ, âû ïîñ÷èòàåòå ýòî áðåäîì, 363 00:18:40,112 --> 00:18:43,968 íî ÿ íàø¸ë ýòó îáåçüÿíüþ ëàïêó, è îíà ïðèíåñëà ìíîãî óäà÷è. 364 00:18:43,968 --> 00:18:47,545 Íàâåðíÿêà âû ñ÷èòàåòå ñóåâåðèÿ ïîëíûì áðåäîì... 365 00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:49,640 Ïîëíûì áðåäîì? Âîîáùå íåò. 366 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,467 - ×òî, ïðàâäà? - Äà. 367 00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:55,190 Êàê, ïî-òâîåìó, áåéñáîëèñòû ïðåîäîëåâàþò ñïàäû? Ñ ïîìîùüþ ñóåâåðèé. 368 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,616 Âî ÷òî îíè âåðÿò - âëèÿåò íà èõ äåéñòâèÿ. 369 00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:01,131 Íî ó äåéñòâèé åñòü ïîñëåäñòâèÿ. Íàïðèìåð, ó âðàíüÿ. 370 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:04,108 Îòäàé ìíå îáåçüÿíüþ ëàïêó. 371 00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:06,767 Âû ïðàâû. 372 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:10,432 Âû ïðàâû, ó äåéñòâèé åñòü ïîñëåäñòâèÿ... 373 00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,474 ß î÷åíü èçâèíÿþñü... 374 00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:15,019 Çàë Ñëàâû, ÿ èäó! 375 00:19:16,298 --> 00:19:18,702 ×òî çà õðåíîòåíü ïðîèçîøëà? 376 00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:22,334 Ïîõîæå, ×åéç Àòëè óêðàë ìîþ îáåçüÿíüþ ëàïêó. 377 00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:26,022 - Âîçìîæíî, ýòî ñíÿëî ïðîêëÿòèå. - Òî÷íî. 378 00:19:26,022 --> 00:19:29,151 Íàðîä, ïîñëóøàéòå. 379 00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:34,492 Ïîõîæå, âðåìåííûé ïàðàëè÷ ëèöà è çàòóìàíåííîå ñîçíàíèå - 380 00:19:34,492 --> 00:19:37,669 ýòî ñèìïòîìû âîçäåéñòâèÿ áîëüøîãî êîëè÷åñòâà ïëåñåíè. 381 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:42,045 Âîçìîæíî ýòî îáúÿñíÿåò è ÷åøóéíèö. 382 00:19:42,045 --> 00:19:44,642 Åù¸ êàê îáúÿñíÿåò. Îíè ïèòàþòñÿ ïëåñåíüþ. 383 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:49,151 - À ìî¸ ÿéöî? - Ôðýíê, âîçìîæíî ëè, ÷òî ýòî ÿéöî ÷àéêè? 384 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:53,756 Âïîëíå âîçìîæíî, ïîòîìó ÷òî ìû íàøëè ÿéöà... 385 00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:55,777 - Âèäèìî, ñìåøàëè... -  îäíó êó÷ó. 386 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,909 Ó íàñ áûëè ìàãàçèííûå ÿéöà, à ïîòîì ìû íàøëè åù¸ ÿéöà. 387 00:19:58,909 --> 00:20:00,749 Çíà÷èò, íåò íèêàêîãî ïðîêëÿòüÿ. 388 00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:02,745 Î, íåò. Ïîäîæäèòå. 389 00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:05,085 "Óâàæàåìûé ìèñòåð ÌàêÄîíàëüä, âûíóæäåíû ñîîáùèòü, 390 00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:07,725 ÷òî ìû ïðèøëè â âàø áàð, íî òàì íèêîãî íå áûëî. 391 00:20:07,725 --> 00:20:11,693 Ïîñëå íåóäà÷íûõ ïîïûòîê ñ âàìè ñâÿçàòüñÿ ìû ðåøèëè îòîçâàòü ïðåäëîæåíèå. 392 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,312 Âñåãî íàèëó÷øåãî. Âàøè äðóçüÿ èç 'Ñïàñàòåëåé áàðîâ' ". 393 00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:17,181 Âàøó ìàòü. Ñ îáåçüÿíüåé ëàïêîé òàêîãî áû íå ñëó÷èëîñü. 394 00:20:17,181 --> 00:20:19,493 Çíà÷èò, ìû åù¸ ïðîêëÿòû. Áëèí. 395 00:20:19,493 --> 00:20:21,413 Íåïðàâäà. Íåò íèêàêîãî ïðîêëÿòüÿ. 396 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:25,559 Ìàê, òåáå âñåãäà íå âåçëî. Òû ïðîñòî òåððîðèçèðîâàë âñåõ ïèñüìàìè. 397 00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:27,397 È ìíîãî ëåò ïðåñëåäîâàë ×åéçà Àòëè. 398 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,290 Íåâåçåíèå ïîáîêó. Ïðîñòî ìû òàêèå... 399 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,950 Ïðîñòî ìû òàêèå ëþäè, êîòîðûå õîðîíÿò ðàçíûõ æèâîòíûõ 400 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:36,978 è æ¸í íà çâåðèíîì êëàäáèùå, êîãäà äîëæíû ðàáîòàòü. 401 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:39,607 - È ïðàâäà. - Ïîãíàëè â áàð. 402 00:20:39,607 --> 00:20:43,049 Ñòîï, ñòîï. À ÷òî ñ ìîåé óäà÷åé? 403 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,845 Äàæå íå çíàþ, Ñâåð÷è, íàâåðíîå... 404 00:20:44,845 --> 00:20:49,508 Íåò ðàçóìíîãî îáúÿñíåíèÿ, ïî÷åìó òû ïðèòÿãèâàåøü âñ¸ ïëîõîå. 405 00:20:49,508 --> 00:20:51,827 - Ïðîñòî ñëó÷àåòñÿ. - Òàêîâà æèçíü. 406 00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:57,212 Íàä òîáîé ñãóñòèëèñü òó÷è. Âîò è âñå äåëà. 407 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:58,945 Îòëè÷íûé äåí¸ê. 408 00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:18,946 ïåðåâîä: hvblack 409 00:21:19,305 --> 00:22:19,751 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm