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1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,370 Äðóãèå íîâîñòè: Òèíñåëòàóí ïðèáûâàåò â Ôèëàäåëüôèþ. 2 00:00:08,370 --> 00:00:11,753 Ïðèåõàëè ãîëëèâóäñêèå çâ¸çäû Áðàéàí Êðýíñòîí è Ààðîí Ïîë 3 00:00:11,753 --> 00:00:14,138 è ïðîäâèãàþò ñâîþ ìàðêó àëêîãîëÿ - "Äîñ Õîìáðåñ". 4 00:00:14,138 --> 00:00:17,290 Ýé, Áðàéàí, êàêîâî áûòü àâòîðèòåòîì ïî ìåñêàëþ? 5 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:21,341 Íåò, íåò, íå ñâàëèâàéòå íà ìåíÿ. ß îáû÷íûé àêò¸ð. 6 00:00:21,341 --> 00:00:25,731 - Âîò ÷üè ìîçãè âñ¸ îðãàíèçîâàëè. - Íåò, íåò, íåò. 7 00:00:25,731 --> 00:00:27,140 Ìû ðàáîòàëè â êîìàíäå. 8 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:30,269 Îáàëäåòü. Ãîëëèâóäñêèå çâ¸çäû â Ôèëëè. 9 00:00:30,269 --> 00:00:34,077 Ìíå íå íðàâèòñÿ. Ïóñòü çàíèìàþòñÿ ñâîèì äåëîì. Çà÷åì ëåçóò â íàøå? 10 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,849 Òåìà ñî çâ¸çäíîé âûïèâêîé ñëèøêîì ðàçðîñëàñü. 11 00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:38,568 Îíè ïðîäàæíûå øêóðû, êîòîðûå ðåøèëè ñðóáèòü áàáëà. 12 00:00:38,568 --> 00:00:43,549 Ëþáîé èäèîò ìîæåò âçÿòü áóòûëêó, íàëåïèòü çâ¸çäíîå ëèöî è ðàçáîãàòåòü. 13 00:00:43,549 --> 00:00:45,843 - Äàæå ìû, åñëè çàõîòèì. - Ìû ÿâíî ðàçáèðàåìñÿ â âûïèâêå ëó÷øå ýòèõ äâîèõ. 14 00:00:45,843 --> 00:00:49,773 Øóòèøü? Ó íàñ åñòü âîçìîæíîñòü ñîçäàòü ñâîþ âûïèâêó? 15 00:00:49,773 --> 00:00:51,790 È ïðåäëîæèòü ýòèì ïàðíÿì? Êîíå÷íî, åñòü. 16 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,107 - Ëåãêî. - Ôèãíÿ âîïðîñ. 17 00:00:54,107 --> 00:00:56,396 Ìû ìîæåì òàêîå ïðîâåðíóòü? Òîæå äà. 18 00:00:56,396 --> 00:00:57,454 Êîíå÷íî, äà. 19 00:00:57,454 --> 00:01:00,693 - Íî ìû ïðîâåðí¸ì ÷òî-íèáóäü òàêîå? - Äà, ïðîâåðí¸ì. 20 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:01,918 - Êîíå÷íî, äà. - Ïî-ìîåìó, íàäî. 21 00:01:01,918 --> 00:01:03,396 - Íàäî. - Ïðîöåññ óæå çàïóùåí. 22 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,453 "Çâ¸çäíàÿ âûïèâêà: ìîùíî ñðóáèòü áàáëà" 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:14,074 Ðåêëàìà âàøåãî ïðîäóêòà èëè áðåíäà www.OpenSubtitles.org 24 00:01:26,151 --> 00:01:29,426 Íàâåðíîå, âñå ñîãëàñíû, ÷òî íóæíî ïðèäóìàòü ìàðêó, 25 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:33,375 êîòîðàÿ îòðàæàåò íàñ êàê ëþäåé è áèçíåñìåíîâ. 26 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:37,351 Ïîýòîìó ñïðîøó: êàêîå ñëîâî ïåðâûì ïðèõîäèò íà óì, 27 00:01:37,351 --> 00:01:40,047 - êîãäà âû ïûòàåòåñü íàñ îïèñàòü? - Ïðåìèàëüíûå. 28 00:01:40,047 --> 00:01:43,411 - È ÿ õîòåë òàê ñêàçàòü. - Òîæå õîòåë? 29 00:01:43,411 --> 00:01:45,963 Òû ïîïàë â ñàìóþ òî÷êó: ïðåìèàëüíûå. 30 00:01:45,963 --> 00:01:49,243 Äà, êîíå÷íî íàøà ìàðêà áóäåò ïðåìèàëüíîé. 31 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,658 Êàêîé âèä àëêîãîëÿ ñàìûé ïðåìèàëüíûé? 32 00:01:51,658 --> 00:01:54,579 - "Ãîëäøëÿãåð". - "Ãîëäøëÿãåð". 33 00:01:54,579 --> 00:01:57,486 Ìû íà îäíîé âîëíå. Îòëè÷íî, ìíå íðàâèòñÿ. 34 00:01:57,486 --> 00:02:01,696 Øâåéöàðñêèé ïðÿíûé øíàïñ ñ êîðèöåé, ãäå ïëàâàþò çîëîòûå õëîïüÿ. 35 00:02:01,696 --> 00:02:03,698 Êóäà ïðåìèàëüíåå? 36 00:02:03,698 --> 00:02:05,611 - Íåêóäà. - Âîîáùå íåêóäà. 37 00:02:05,611 --> 00:02:09,801 Âîò èäåÿ. ß âîçüìó ïÿòàêè, ðàçîáüþ íà êóñî÷êè è ïîëîæó â "øëÿãåð". 38 00:02:09,801 --> 00:02:13,467 Íàçîâ¸ì "Ïÿòêîøëÿãåð" è ïðåäñòàâèì êàê íàïèòîê ðàáîòÿã. 39 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,835 Ïÿòàêè ëåãêî íàéòè, ïëþñ îíè òàê æå áëåñòÿò. 40 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:20,058 Çâó÷èò îòâðàòèòåëüíî, åù¸ è äîâîëüíî îïàñíî. 41 00:02:20,058 --> 00:02:21,022 Íàêèäûâàþ âàðèàíòû. 42 00:02:21,022 --> 00:02:23,379 Êàæåòñÿ, ÿ âûÿâèë íåáîëüøîé ðûíî÷íûé òðåíä, 43 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,911 êóäà ìîæíî çàéòè, è êîòîðûé îòðàçèò íàøó ñóòü. 44 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:28,737 ß ãîâîðþ î ñìåñÿõ. 45 00:02:28,737 --> 00:02:30,646 Ñìåñÿõ? 46 00:02:30,646 --> 00:02:33,469 - À, ñìåñÿõ! - Ñìåñè! 47 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:37,322  íàøè äíè ñìåñè î÷åíü ïîïóëÿðíû. Ñìåñè âèí, ñìåñè âèñêè. 48 00:02:37,322 --> 00:02:41,484 Ïîýòîìó ñêàæèòå: âòîðîé ïî êðóòîñòè íàïèòîê â ìèðå? 49 00:02:41,484 --> 00:02:42,439 - "ßãåðìàéñòåð". - "ßãåðìàéñòåð". 50 00:02:42,439 --> 00:02:44,483 Äà, "ßãåðìàéñòåð". Çàìå÷àòåëüíî. 51 00:02:44,483 --> 00:02:47,859 "Ìàéñòåð", è "øëÿãåð", è øíàïñ. 52 00:02:47,859 --> 00:02:49,901 Ýòè íàïèòêè äàðÿò ëþäÿì âîñòîðã - 53 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:53,478 - ñëîâíî îíè ïîïàëè íà åâðîïåéñêèé ëûæíûé êóðîðò. - È ïðàâäà. 54 00:02:53,478 --> 00:02:56,293 Ýòè íàïèòêè ñîçäàþò ó ëþäåé ïðåìèàëüíûé çàðÿä. 55 00:02:56,293 --> 00:03:00,024 Ïîýòîìó ïðåäëàãàþ ñìåøàòü âñå ïðåìèàëüíûå íàïèòêè. 56 00:03:00,024 --> 00:03:02,337 Îáúåäèíèì èõ â îäèí - 57 00:03:02,337 --> 00:03:06,271 "ØëÿãåðØíàïñÌàéñòåð îò Ïàääè". 58 00:03:06,673 --> 00:03:08,670 - Øèêàðíî. - Î÷åíü óìíî. 59 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:12,090 - Î÷åíü óìíî. - Ìû ïðîñòî èõ ñìåøàåì. 60 00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:15,456 - Âåñåëóõà. - È ÷åëîâåê ïåðåíåñ¸òñÿ â Øâåéöàðèþ. 61 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,556 Îòëè÷íî. Çíà÷èò, âû ïîíÿëè. 62 00:03:17,556 --> 00:03:19,417 ß î÷åíü ðàä, ÷òî ìû íà îäíîé âîëíå. 63 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:23,509 Îñòàëîñü òîëüêî ïîëó÷èòü áëàãîñëîâåíèå çâ¸çä, è áóì - 64 00:03:23,509 --> 00:03:25,542 âñ¸ çàêðóòèòñÿ, ìû ðàçáîãàòååì. 65 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:29,240 Íî ñíà÷àëà íóæíî íàéòè íàä¸æíîå ôèíàíñèðîâàíèå. 66 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,986 Ïîýòîìó ïîéìàåì êðóïíóþ ðûáó, êîòîðàÿ âñ¸ îïëàòèò. 67 00:03:32,986 --> 00:03:36,418 È ÿ çíàþ íóæíîãî ÷åëîâå÷êà. 68 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,328 - Éî. - Éî, Ôðýíê, 69 00:03:43,328 --> 00:03:45,777 ìû íà ãðîìêîé ñâÿçè ñ Ìàêîì è ×àðëè. 70 00:03:45,777 --> 00:03:47,728 - Òû ñåé÷àñ ãäå? -  íåáåñàõ. 71 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,721 -  íåáåñàõ? - ×òî? 72 00:03:48,721 --> 00:03:52,950 Âñ¸ òàê, äîëáîÿùåðû. Ìû íà ÷àñòíîì ñàìîë¸òå ëåòèì â Àðóáó. 73 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:54,799 Êàêîãî õðåíà, Ôðýíê? Ïî÷åìó òû âçÿë Äè? 74 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,624 Ïîòîìó ÷òî ÿ ãëàìóðíåå âàñ. Ôðýíê çàìåòèë, ïîýòîìó è ïðèãëàñèë. 75 00:03:58,624 --> 00:04:00,806 ß ñîáèðàëñÿ íà ñàìîë¸ò, 76 00:04:00,806 --> 00:04:05,340 à îíà ïîäñëóøàëà è ïðèöåïèëàñü. 77 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:08,460 Íó è ïëåâàòü. Ôðýíê, ó íàñ áèçíåñ-ïðåäëîæåíèå. 78 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:12,386 Íå õî÷åøü èíâåñòèðîâàòü â çâ¸çäíóþ ìàðêó àëêîãîëÿ? 79 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,814 Äàæå íå çíàþ. 80 00:04:14,814 --> 00:04:20,907 Îäíàæäû â 80-ûõ ÿ ñäåëàë Ãðåãà Ëóãàíèñà ëèöîì àáðèêîñîâîãî ëèê¸ðà. 81 00:04:20,907 --> 00:04:25,410 Íî êîãäà îí ðàñøèáñÿ íà Îëèìïèàäå, áèçíåñ ïîø¸ë êî äíó. 82 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:28,150 Ó íàñ íà ïðèìåòå çâ¸çäû íàìíîãî êðóïíåå. 83 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,996 Èçâåñòíûå êàæäîé ñåìüå. 84 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:34,460 Ñëûøàë î ñêðîìíîì ñåðèàëå "Ìàëêîëüì â öåíòðå âíèìàíèÿ"? 85 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:37,019 Ñëûøàë ëè ÿ? Îí èçìåíèë âñå ïðàâèëà. 86 00:04:37,019 --> 00:04:39,689 - Èçìåíèë âñå ïðàâèëà. - Èìåííî òàê. 87 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,642 Îäèí èç ëó÷øèõ ñåðèàëîâ â èñòîðèè. 88 00:04:41,642 --> 00:04:45,269 Ñåðèàëüíûé îòåö ïðèåõàë â ãîðîä, è ñåãîäíÿ ìû åìó ïðåäëîæèì. 89 00:04:45,269 --> 00:04:48,570 Ìàëêîëüì òîæå ïðèåõàë, òîëüêî ñèëüíî âûðîñ - íå óçíàòü. 90 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:51,848 Áëèí, çâó÷èò ãëàìóðíî. ß áû ïîîáùàëàñü ñî çâ¸çäàìè. 91 00:04:51,848 --> 00:04:54,732 - Çàòêíèñü, Äè. - Ãîñïîäè, çàòêíèñü, Äè! 92 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:56,652 Çàòêíè ñâîé ðîò, èëè ÿ ñàì åãî çàòêíó! 93 00:04:56,652 --> 00:04:59,050 Êîãäà âåðí¸øüñÿ, Ìàê çàêðîåò òâîé ðîò! 94 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,183 Ìû çàêðîåì òâîé ðîò è çàøü¸ì ãóáû! 95 00:05:01,183 --> 00:05:03,203 - Çàòêíèñü! - Çàâàëè! 96 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:08,144 Åñëè ñìîæåòå ïîäöåïèòü Ìàëêîëüìà è åãî îòöà, 97 00:05:08,144 --> 00:05:11,208 òî ïðèâîäèòå íà ìîé ñàìîë¸ò. Êàê ïðèçåìëþñü - îáñóäèì äåëà. 98 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:13,887 - Îòëè÷íî! - Ïîéìàëè êðóïíóþ ðûáó! 99 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:15,875 Êàê ïàðíè ïðèâåçóò èõ íà Àðóáó? 100 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:19,846 Ìû äàæå íå ñîáèðàëèñü íà Àðóáó. Ïðîñòî êðóæèì íàä Ôèëëè. 101 00:05:19,846 --> 00:05:23,142 Ãîñïîäè, âîò æå ñòàäèîí "Îðëîâ". 102 00:05:23,142 --> 00:05:25,396 Êàêîãî õåðíà, Ôðýíê? Çà÷åì ìû êðóæèì íàä Ôèëëè? 103 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:30,662 ß íàêîïèë äîñòàòî÷íî áîíóñíûõ ìèëü, ÷òîáû ñûìèòèðîâàòü ïîë¸ò äî Àðóáû è îáðàòíî. 104 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:31,835 Íàëîãîâûé ïðèêîë. 105 00:05:31,835 --> 00:05:35,400 À ïî÷åìó íå ñëåòàòü íà Àðóáó è îáðàòíî? Ðàçâå ýòî íå ëîãè÷íåå? 106 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,018 Ó ìåíÿ ìíîãî äåë â Ôèëëè. 107 00:05:37,018 --> 00:05:39,102 Íî ÿ íå õî÷ó ÷àñàìè êðóæèòü íàä Ôèëëè. 108 00:05:39,102 --> 00:05:42,915 Ñíà÷àëà íàïðîñèëàñü íà ñàìîë¸ò, òåïåðü ïðîñèøüñÿ ñ íåãî. 109 00:05:42,915 --> 00:05:47,477 - Äîõëûé íîìåð. Ìû êðóæèì íàä Ôèëëè. - Äà áëèí. 110 00:05:49,576 --> 00:05:52,572 Çäåñü íåðåàëüíàÿ òîëêó÷êà. 111 00:05:52,572 --> 00:05:55,247 Âîîáùå, ×àðëè, ëó÷øå ñíèìè ýòó êåïêó. 112 00:05:55,247 --> 00:05:58,755 Òû ñàì ñêàçàë íàðÿäíî îäåòüñÿ. À ÿ õî÷ó ïîêðàñîâàòüñÿ ïåðåä ïàðíÿìè. 113 00:05:58,755 --> 00:06:02,046 - Íî òû ïîõîæ íà âîäèòåëÿ ëèìóçèíà. - Ïîôèã, ÷óâàê. ß îòëè÷íî âûãëÿæó. 114 00:06:02,046 --> 00:06:04,102 Êñòàòè, õîòèòå âûïèòü? 115 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,573 - ×òî ýòî çà õðåíü? - "Ïÿòêîøëÿãåð". 116 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:08,279 Âêóñíÿòèíà. Âåñü äåíü åãî ïüþ. 117 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,761 - Âûáðîñè ýòó äè÷ü. Íå ñìåé åãî ïðåäëàãàòü. - À ÿ ïðåäëîæó. 118 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,903 ×óâàê, íå íàäî. Äà ÷òîá òåáÿ. 119 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:18,602 - Ïîäîéäèòå, ñýð. - Íàâåðíîå, äåëî â áóòûëêå. 120 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:21,299 Âîò, ïîäåðæèòå. 121 00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:25,067 - Ñýð, åñòü ÷òî-íèáóäü â êàðìàíàõ? - Íåò, âñ¸ ÷èñòåíüêî. 122 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:33,447 - Ïàðíè, ïî÷åìó ïèùèò íà æèâîòå? - Ïîòîìó ÷òî òû íàåëñÿ ïÿòàêîâ. 123 00:06:33,447 --> 00:06:37,378 Áëèí, òî÷íî. Òîãäà ÿ ïðîòîøíþñü, à ïîòîì... 124 00:06:37,378 --> 00:06:39,176 Ìîæíî ïîòîøíèòü çäåñü èëè... 125 00:06:39,176 --> 00:06:42,539 Òîãäà âûéäó íà óëèöó. Ñêîðî âñòðåòèìñÿ. 126 00:06:42,539 --> 00:06:45,461 Óäà÷íî îò íåãî èçáàâèëèñü. Âñ¸ ðàâíî îí âûãëÿäåë íåëåïî. 127 00:06:45,461 --> 00:06:49,142 Äðóæèùå, òû âûãëÿäèøü íå ñèëüíî ëó÷øå. ×òî çà äåëà ñ êîñòþìîì? 128 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,461 ß ñîáðàë îáðàç "Äæîðäàí â 90-ûõ". 129 00:06:52,461 --> 00:06:55,010 Êòî ìîæåò áûòü ïðåìèàëüíåå Ýì Äæåÿ? 130 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,664 ß õî÷ó ïðåäëîæèòü ìîäíóþ ëèíèþ 131 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:59,680 è ðàñøèðèòü äî îáðàçà æèçíè. 132 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,570 Íå íàäî. Äàâàé íàïèðàòü íà îäíó òåìó. 133 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,235 Äàâàé ñîñðåäîòî÷èìñÿ íà îäíîé öåëè. 134 00:07:04,235 --> 00:07:05,945 Ýòî æå çâ¸çäû. Ê íèì íàäî ïîäêàòûâàòü ñî ñòèëåì. 135 00:07:05,945 --> 00:07:08,264 Êîíå÷íî, çâ¸çäû. ß íå îòðèöàþ. 136 00:07:08,264 --> 00:07:10,152 - Òû çíàåøü, êòî òàêîé Ìàéêë Äæîðäàí? - Äà, ÿ çíàþ... 137 00:07:10,152 --> 00:07:10,953 Òîãäà çà÷åì ñïîðèøü? 138 00:07:10,953 --> 00:07:14,504 Äàâàé çàéì¸ì î÷åðåäü. Îíà óæå êàïåö äëèííàÿ. 139 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:22,195 - Ôðýíê. Ôðýíê! - ×òî? 140 00:07:22,195 --> 00:07:23,410 Ñêîëüêî åù¸? 141 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,047 - Òðè ÷àñà. - Äà ¸ëêè. 142 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:30,350 Ìîæíî ïîñìîòðåòü âìåñòå ñ òîáîé? Ìîé Wi-Fi íå òÿíåò. 143 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,426 Çíà÷èò, ñòîèëî íàêà÷àòü ôèëüìîâ. 144 00:07:32,426 --> 00:07:37,550 - Åù¸ ìíå íóæíî â òóàëåò. - Ôèãîâî. Òóàëåò íà ñàìîë¸òå ñëîìàí. 145 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:40,347 - ×òî? - Ìîæåøü ñõîäèòü íà ýêñòðåííûé ãîðøîê. 146 00:07:40,347 --> 00:07:43,142 - ×òî çà ýêñòðåííûé ãîðøîê? - Òû íà í¸ì ñèäèøü. 147 00:07:43,142 --> 00:07:46,674 Òîëüêî óáåðè ïîäóøêó è óñòàíîâè ïåðåãîðîäêó. 148 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:50,610 - Òåáå ïî-ìàëåíüêîìó èëè ïî-áîëüøîìó? - Ïî-ìàëåíüêîìó. 149 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,655 Äà ôèãíÿ. Âñ¸ ðàâíî óëåòèò â âîçäóõ. 150 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:56,407 Ó òåáÿ òî÷íî íåò åäû? 151 00:07:56,407 --> 00:07:57,998 Ïîêîïàéñÿ ñçàäè. 152 00:07:57,998 --> 00:08:00,490 ×òî ýòî? Êàêàÿ-òî áàíêà. 153 00:08:00,490 --> 00:08:02,634 Ñòàðàÿ áàíêà óñòðèö ñ äðóãîãî ðåéñà. 154 00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:05,099 - Áàíêà óñòðèö? - Äà, ìîæåøü áðàòü. 155 00:08:05,099 --> 00:08:07,050 Òâîþ ìàòü. 156 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:10,106 Èòàê, ìû ñîâñåì áëèçêî. 157 00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:12,873 Äýííèñ, ïðîñòî ïîïðîáóé ïðåäñòàâèòü. 158 00:08:12,873 --> 00:08:16,969 Öåëàÿ ýêîñèñòåìà êðóòîñòè - ñ âûïèâêîé, êîñòþìàìè 159 00:08:16,969 --> 00:08:21,043 è ïðèëîæåíèåì, ãäå ëè÷íûå òðåíåðû ïîäãîíÿþò òåáÿ ïîä êîñòþìû. 160 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,488 Ïðåìèàëüíîñòü. Ïðîñòî ïîñëóøàé. 161 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:25,083 Ïîæàëóéñòà, äàâàé íàïèðàòü íà ñìåñè. 162 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:28,818 - Ýòî ñìåñü èäåé. - Äà, íî èäåé ìíîãîâàòî. 163 00:08:28,818 --> 00:08:30,645 ß äàæå íå ïîíèìàþ ïîëîâèíó òâîèõ ñëîâ. 164 00:08:30,645 --> 00:08:33,074 ß ãîâîðþ î áðåíäèðîâàíèè, áðî. 165 00:08:33,074 --> 00:08:35,277 Âîîáùå, ïðîñòî ïîìàëêèâàé. 166 00:08:35,277 --> 00:08:37,069 Äåðæè ðîò íà çàìêå, à ðàçãîâîðû îñòàâü ìíå.. 167 00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:40,479 Íà÷í¸ì ñ êðåïêîãî ðóêîïîæàòèÿ. Ýòî çàäàñò ïðàâèëüíûé òîí. 168 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,442 Íóæíî êðåïêîå ðóêîïîæàòèå. È âñ¸ çàêðóòèòñÿ. 169 00:08:42,442 --> 00:08:46,405 Ãîâîðèòü áóäó ÿ, à òû äàæå íå âîçíèêàé ïðî âûïèâêó, êîñòþìû è ïðèëîæåíèÿ. 170 00:08:46,405 --> 00:08:47,374 Ïîøëè. 171 00:08:47,671 --> 00:08:49,882 Ñïàñèáî, äàìû. 172 00:08:49,882 --> 00:08:51,761 Ïîäõîäèòå, ïàðíè. 173 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:55,790 - Çäîðîâî. - Ïðèâåòñòâóþ, ëþáåçíûå ãîñïîäà. 174 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:57,674 Äàâàéòå... 175 00:08:58,458 --> 00:09:02,488 Èçâèíèòå, ìû íå ïîæèìàåì ðóêè. 176 00:09:02,488 --> 00:09:04,842 Íî ýòî óáèâàåò âñþ ìîþ çàäóìêó. 177 00:09:04,842 --> 00:09:06,945 Íåëüçÿ íà÷èíàòü áåç êðåïêîãî ðóêîïîæàòèÿ. 178 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:08,479 ß íå ïðîòèâ ïîæàòü åìó ðóêó. 179 00:09:08,479 --> 00:09:11,561 - Ñêîëüêî åù¸ îáñóæäàòü? Ìû íå æì¸ì ðóêè. - Ìû íå æì¸ì ðóêè. 180 00:09:11,561 --> 00:09:14,011 - Ìû íå çíàåì ýòèõ ëþäåé. - ß âàñ íå çíàþ. Èçâèíèòå. 181 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:17,722 - Ïîñìîòðè íà åãî êîñòþì. Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ. - Äà, êëàññíûé. 182 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,376 Ìíå íåëüçÿ ãîâîðèòü. 183 00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:21,231 Ìíå òîæå íåëüçÿ. 184 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,144 Äàâàéòå ïðèñòóïèì. 185 00:09:23,144 --> 00:09:25,090 Îí øóòèò. Îí øóòèò. 186 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:28,161 Âñå ãîâîðèì "Äîñ Õîìáðåñ". 187 00:09:28,161 --> 00:09:30,013 "Äîñ Õîìáðåñ"! 188 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,846 Ôîòîãðàôèè ìîæåòå ïîëó÷èòü òàì ïî QR-êîäó. 189 00:09:32,846 --> 00:09:36,434 Ìíå íå íóæíû ôîòîãðàôèè. ß õîòåë ïðåäëîæèòü âàì... 190 00:09:38,164 --> 00:09:41,118 - ×òî ñåé÷àñ ïðîèçîøëî? - Òû ïðîâàëèë äåëî. Îíåìåë. 191 00:09:41,118 --> 00:09:42,642 ß íå îíåìåë. Ïðîñòî... 192 00:09:42,642 --> 00:09:44,977 Ìàëêîëüì. Îí ïîäàâèë ìåíÿ ñòðàííîé ýíåðãèåé. 193 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:49,232 Îí î÷åíü àãðåññèâíûé, ñëîâíî àëüôà-ñàìåö. Ìíå íå ïîíðàâèëîñü. 194 00:09:49,232 --> 00:09:51,536 - Ìàëêîëüì äàæå íå â öåíòðå. Îí ñâåðõó. - Ñâåðõó. 195 00:09:51,536 --> 00:09:54,641 - Áëèí. - Âåðí¸ìñÿ â î÷åðåäü. 196 00:10:04,427 --> 00:10:06,485 Ïðèâåò, äðóæèùå. 197 00:10:07,183 --> 00:10:10,165 - Ìîæíî ïîïðîñèòü? - Êîíå÷íî. ×òî òàêîå? 198 00:10:10,165 --> 00:10:13,789 - Ìåíÿ íåìíîãî òîøíèò. - Ôèãîâî, ÷óâàê. 199 00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:17,255 È ðâîòà íå ïðåêðàùàåòñÿ. Âèäèìî, êàêàÿ-òî ðåàêöèÿ íà ìåòàëë. 200 00:10:17,255 --> 00:10:21,984 Íî ãëàâíàÿ ïðîáëåìà - âîëíà ïÿòàêîâ íå èññÿêàåò. 201 00:10:21,984 --> 00:10:25,029 - Ïÿòàêîâ? - Äà, ÿ ñîçäàë íîâûé "øëÿãåð". 202 00:10:25,029 --> 00:10:28,510 Îêàæè óñëóãó.  ìî¸ì ñëåäóþùåì ïðèñòóïå 203 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:33,502 ïîñìîòðè, ïîéä¸ò ëè ìåëî÷ü. Ìíå ïðèãîäÿòñÿ âòîðûå ãëàçà. 204 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,506 - Íå ìîãó. ß êîå-êîãî æäó. - Ïîæàëóéñòà. Ñýð, ÿ âàñ óìîëÿþ. 205 00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:38,328 Íå âûéäåò. Íè÷åãî íå ïîëó÷èòñÿ. 206 00:10:38,328 --> 00:10:40,325 Áîæå, ÿ äèêî èçâèíÿþñü! 207 00:10:40,325 --> 00:10:43,205 Êàêîãî õðåíà? Òâîþ ìàòü! 208 00:10:43,525 --> 00:10:47,054 Èäè ñþäà! Ïîñìîòðè! Ïîñìîòðè! 209 00:10:47,054 --> 00:10:51,096 - Ìíå âëåïÿò ñ÷¸ò çà ÷èñòêó. - Ìèð è ëþáîâü, ìèð è ëþáîâü. 210 00:10:51,096 --> 00:10:54,062 Ñòîé âîçëå ìàøèíû! Ñòîé è êàðàóëü! 211 00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:55,466 ß âñ¸ ðåøó. Êàðàóëü ìàøèíó. 212 00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:59,010 Ëàäíî, ëàäíî. ß ïðèñìîòðþ çà ìàøèíîé. 213 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:02,323 Íó è çäîðîâÿê. 214 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:06,822 Ìóæèê, òû âîäèòåëü "Äîñ Õîìáðåñ"? 215 00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:10,356 - Êîãî? - Ìàëêîëüìîâ â öåíòðå. 216 00:11:10,356 --> 00:11:12,642 Äà, ýòî ÿ. 217 00:11:12,642 --> 00:11:14,374 Áûñòðåé, áûñòðåé. 218 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,095 Îòöó ïîíðàâèëñÿ ìîé êîñòþì. 219 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:19,143 Çàòêíèñü óæå ïðî îòöà è êîñòþì. 220 00:11:19,143 --> 00:11:20,927 ×òî îíè äåëàþò? 221 00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:23,126 ׸ðò, îíè çàêðûâàþò ëàâî÷êó. 222 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:24,608 Çàøèáèñü. Ìû îáëîìàëèñü. 223 00:11:24,608 --> 00:11:27,155 Ïðîôóêàëè ñâîé øàíñ. Òâîþ ìàòü. 224 00:11:27,155 --> 00:11:29,064 Ýé, êàæåòñÿ, ÿ âèäåë Äæàëåíà Õ¸ðòñà. 225 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,760 ×òî? Ïðàâäà? Ãäå? 226 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,457 Òîëüêî ÷òî çàø¸ë â òóàëåò. Òî÷íî îí. 227 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,356 Òàê, ìåíÿåì ïëàíû. 228 00:11:35,356 --> 00:11:38,873 - Äæàëåí âñ¸ ðàâíî ëó÷øå ïîäõîäèò äëÿ ìåñòíîé ìàðêè. - Äà. 229 00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:40,454 - Ïîãîâîðèì ñ Äæàëåíîì. - Çàïîëó÷èì Äæàëåíà. 230 00:11:40,454 --> 00:11:41,973 Ïîãíàëè. 231 00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:43,957 Äæàëåí. 232 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:48,359 Çíàþ, íåìíîãî ñòðàííî, ÷òî ìû ïîéìàëè òåáÿ â òóàëåòå, íî... 233 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,012 Òåáÿ íå ñìóòèòü íàòèñêîì. 234 00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:53,577 Òî÷íî, ïëåâàòü íà íåãî õîòåë. Òåïåðü íå óáåæèøü. 235 00:11:53,577 --> 00:11:55,530 Ïîïàëñÿ. 236 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:57,792 Ïðîñòî ïîøóòèë. 237 00:11:58,479 --> 00:12:02,765 Ñëóøàé, ìû õîòåëè ïðåäëîæèòü òåáå 238 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,124 îòëè÷íóþ äåëîâóþ âîçìîæíîñòü. 239 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:09,455 Ïðåäñòàâü òàêîé îáðàç æèçíè: òû íà Êàðèáàõ â ìåøêîâàòîì êîñòþìå. 240 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:13,732 Íåò, Äæàëåí, ìû ïðåäëàãàåì íå îáðàç æèçíè. 241 00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:17,672 Ãðèòòè? 242 00:12:17,672 --> 00:12:19,621 Êàêîãî õðåíà? 243 00:12:19,621 --> 00:12:22,650 Òû ñêàçàë, ÷òî ñþäà âîø¸ë Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñ. Îí â äðóãîé êàáèíêå? 244 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,852 Íå çíàþ. Íàâåðíîå, ÿ èõ ïåðåïóòàë. 245 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:28,706 Ïåðåïóòàë ìîëîäîãî àôðîàìåðèêàíöà ñ îãðîìíûì îðàíæåâûì ìîíñòðîì? 246 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,890 Ãðèòòè, ïðåäñòàâü ñåáÿ íà Êàðèáàõ. 247 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,485 Íå ïðåäëàãàé Ãðèòòè! Ìû õîòèì çàìàíèòü çâåçäó. 248 00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:36,807 À Ãðèòòè - ïðîñòî Ãðèòòè. 249 00:12:36,807 --> 00:12:39,937 Äæàëåí, Äæàëåí! Âîò æå îí. Äæàëåí! 250 00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:41,339 Óïóñòèëè. 251 00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:44,334 - ×òî òû íåñ¸øü? Ýòî íå Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñ. - Êîíå÷íî, îí. 252 00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,757 - Íå ñîãëàøàéñÿ ñ íèì, Ãðèòòè. - Îí ïðàâ. 253 00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:48,495 Ýòî ÿâíî áûë Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñ. 254 00:12:48,495 --> 00:12:50,192 Ãðèòòè, òû íàì áîëüøå íå íóæåí. 255 00:12:50,192 --> 00:12:52,889 Ãóëÿé, ïðèÿòåëü. Íàîáùàëèñü. 256 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,560 Òâîþ ìàòü. Ìèíóòêó. 257 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,215 Ýòî ×àðëè. Ïîäîæäè. 258 00:12:57,215 --> 00:13:01,413 - ×òî íàäî? - Äýííèñ, áûñòðî äóé ê Ôðýíêó. 259 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,268 Ìàëêîëüì è åãî îòåö ó ìåíÿ. 260 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:06,666 - Ñåðü¸çíî? - Îáúÿñíþ ïîçæå. Çàäåðæó èõ êàê ñìîãó. 261 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:09,505 Ìîæíî ïîïðîñèòü íå ðàçãîâàðèâàòü ïî òåëåôîíó? 262 00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,540 Äà, êîíå÷íî, ñýð. Ìíå ïîðà. 263 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,444 - Ñïàñèáî. - Èçâèíÿþñü. 264 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:16,350 - Î÷åíü íåïðîôåññèîíàëüíî. Èçâèíèòå. - Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî. 265 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:19,938 - Çäåñü ÷åì-òî âîíÿåò? - Î÷åíü âîíÿåò. 266 00:13:19,938 --> 00:13:23,745 - Âû ïî÷óâñòâîâàëè àðîìàò? - Äà. 267 00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:27,486 Ìèñòåð Ìàëêîëüì, äåëî â òîì, ÷òî íåäàâíî ìåíÿ çäåñü ñòîøíèëî. 268 00:13:27,486 --> 00:13:30,449 Îòëè÷íî. Ïðåìíîãî áëàãîäàðåí. 269 00:13:30,449 --> 00:13:33,716 È ìåíÿ çîâóò íå ìèñòåð Ìàëêîëüì, à Ààðîí. 270 00:13:33,716 --> 00:13:38,472 Ïîíÿë. Áóäó èñïîëüçîâàòü êëè÷êó, êîòîðàÿ âàñ áîëüøå óñòðàèâàåò, ñýð. 271 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:41,276 Äàæå íå ïðåäñòàâëÿþ, êàê äàâÿò íà ãîëëèâóäñêèõ çâ¸çä. 272 00:13:41,276 --> 00:13:43,660 - Ïîæàëóéñòà, ñëåäèòå çà äîðîãîé. - Óõ ¸ïò! 273 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,304 Èçâèíèòå çà âûðàæåíèÿ. 274 00:13:45,304 --> 00:13:50,030 Èçâèíèòå çà âîæäåíèå. ß î÷åíü äàâíî íå âîäèë ìàøèíó. 275 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,419 Äàâíî ïîðà ïðîâåðÿòü ýòèõ âîäèòåëåé. 276 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:55,128 Ìû êàòàåìñÿ â çàõóäàëûõ ãîðîäàõ ñ ïñèõàìè, 277 00:13:55,128 --> 00:13:56,475 à òåïåðü åù¸ è ëåòàåì ýêîíîìîì. 278 00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:59,578 - Íàïðîòèâ, ìíå íðàâèòñÿ ïðîñòîòà. - Ýêîíîì? 279 00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:03,080 Òàê ÿ ñòàíîâëþñü áëèæå ê îáû÷íûì ëþäÿì. 280 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,318 - Âû ïðî ìåíÿ? - Äà. 281 00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:05,927 Êðóòî. Îòëè÷íî. 282 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:09,632 Êîãäà ÿ âïåðâûå ñòóïèë íà ïîäìîñòêè Âåëèêîãî Áåëîãî Ïóòè Áðîäâåÿ... 283 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:14,071 - Ñíîâà îí çàâ¸ë ïðî Áðîäâåé. - Êàæåòñÿ, â ðîëè Ðè÷àðäà III. 284 00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:16,512 - È ñìîãëè? - Íåò. 285 00:14:16,512 --> 00:14:19,833 Ñòàë åãî äóáë¸ðîì. Òàê è íå ñûãðàë. 286 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,292 Íî áûë î÷åíü áëèçîê. 287 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:25,263 - Ýòó ïî÷åñòü íàäî çàñëóæèòü. - Âîïðîñ ïðèëîæåííûõ óñèëèé. 288 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,333 - Îí òðóäèòñÿ, ìû òðóäèìñÿ. - Äà, ìû òðóäèìñÿ. 289 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,553 Íåëüçÿ çàáûâàòü, ñ ÷åãî íà÷èíàë. 290 00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:32,851 À ïîìíèøü, ñ ÷åãî òû íà÷èíàë? 291 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:38,206 Ýòîò êëîóí ïîòåðÿë âñå äåíüãè â êàçèíî Ïå÷àíãè. 292 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,723 Ó òåáÿ ïðîáëåìà. È òû çíàåøü îá ýòîé ïðîáëåìå. 293 00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:42,942 Ïåðâûé øàã: ïðèçíàòü, ÷òî ó òåáÿ ïðîáëåìà. 294 00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:47,594 ß ïðèçíàþ, ÷òî ñëóæó áîãàì óäà÷è. Ìîëþñü íà èõ àëòàðå. 295 00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,871 Ýòî óæå ïåðåáîð. Ìîùíûé ïåðåáîð. 296 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:55,852 Åù¸ íåäåëÿ, è åìó áû ïðèøëîñü îòñàñûâàòü ó òóðèñòîâ, 297 00:14:55,852 --> 00:14:58,739 ÷òîáû îïëàòèòü êâàðòèðó, è òû ýòî çíàåøü. 298 00:14:58,739 --> 00:15:00,697 Ïàðíè, âàì íå ïðèä¸òñÿ íèêîìó îòñàñûâàòü. 299 00:15:00,697 --> 00:15:03,139 ß îòâåçó âàñ ïðÿìî íà ÷àñòíûé ñàìîë¸ò. 300 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:06,378 Íàêîíåö-òî. Âèäèøü. Òåïåðü äîâîëåí? 301 00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:07,715 - Î÷åíü äîâîëåí. - Ïðàâäà, ïðèÿòíî? 302 00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,308 Íàêîíåö-òî. Îòëè÷íî. 303 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:12,074 Èçâèíèòå, î÷åðåäíîé çâîíîê. Íàäî îòâåòèòü. 304 00:15:12,074 --> 00:15:13,367 Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ãîâîðèò âîäèòåëü. 305 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:16,185 Ïðèâåò, ×àðëè! Òû ïðîñèë ïîçâîíèòü, êîãäà ïðèçåìëèìñÿ. 306 00:15:16,185 --> 00:15:18,353 ×òî? Ìû ïðèçåìëèëèñü? 307 00:15:18,353 --> 00:15:21,151 20 ìèíóò íàçàä. Èä¸ò çàïðàâêà. 308 00:15:21,151 --> 00:15:25,211 Ïî÷åìó òû íå ñêàçàë? ß áû íå ñòàëà åñòü ýòè ìåðçêèå óñòðèöû. 309 00:15:25,211 --> 00:15:27,953 - Òû ñúåëà óñòðèöû? - À ÷òî? Òû ñàì ïðåäëîæèë. 310 00:15:27,953 --> 00:15:31,867 Îíè îò ìîëëþñêîâîé êîìïàíèè, êîòîðóþ ìû ñ Òîíè Äàíçîé îñíîâàëè â 80-ûõ. 311 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,522 - "Óñòðèöû Òîíè â áàíçå"? - Çàïîìèíàåòñÿ. 312 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:37,448 - Ïðîãîðåëè. - Òâîþ ìàòü. Ìåðçîñòü. ß ñâàëèâàþ. 313 00:15:37,448 --> 00:15:39,476 - Ôðýíê? - ×àðëè. 314 00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:42,751 - Ýòî ìèñòåð Ôðýíê - âëàäåëåö ñàìîë¸òà. - Èäåàëüíî. 315 00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:45,357 Äà, ìèñòåð Ôðýíê? Îòåö ñ ñûíîì ó ìåíÿ. 316 00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:49,936 Òû èõ ïîéìàë? Áûñòðåå âåçè ñþäà. 317 00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:52,679 ×àðëè çàïîëó÷èë Ìàëêîëüìà è åãî îòöà. 318 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,330 Îõðåíåòü, òû ñåðü¸çíî? ß îñòàþñü. 319 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,457  ñìûñëå? Òû æå æàëîâàëàñü, ÷òî õî÷åøü ñîéòè. 320 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,968 À òåïåðü âíåçàïíî ðåøèëà îñòàòüñÿ? 321 00:15:59,968 --> 00:16:02,824 Âñåì ïðèâåò. Âîí èç ñàëîíà. 322 00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:04,444 ×òî? ß íå ïîêèíó ñâîé ñàìîë¸ò. 323 00:16:04,444 --> 00:16:08,833 Ìû ñëó÷àéíî ïîéìàëè Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñà, íî îí ñáåæàë. 324 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,118 Ýòî áûë íå Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñ. À ñëó÷àéíûé ÷¸ðíûé ìóæèê. 325 00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:12,826 Òî÷íî Äæàëåí Õ¸ðòñ. 326 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,274 - Âñ¸, ïîøëè. - Âñòàâàéòå. 327 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,960 Ëàäíî, ëàäíî. 328 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:23,627 Âîò òàê íàäî ïóòåøåñòâîâàòü. 329 00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:28,305 Íî çà ÷üè ñðåäñòâà? 330 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:32,399 Êîãäà ÿ ïðîáèâàëñÿ íà Âåëèêîì Áåëîì Ïóòè Áðîäâåÿ... 331 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,354 Ãîñïîäè Èèñóñå... Ñëóøàé, åñòü èäåÿ. 332 00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:37,667 Äàâàé òû çàêðîåøü ãëàçà è ïîñïèøü. 333 00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:40,841 À ÿ ñîîáùó, êîãäà ìîæíî ïðîñíóòüñÿ. 334 00:16:40,841 --> 00:16:43,593 - Õîðîøî? - Ñïàñèáî. 335 00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:48,659 Ñîí äëÿ ñëàáàêîâ. Äàâàéòå îòðûâàòüñÿ. Ïðèâåò, ÿ Äè. 336 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:53,541 - Ãîñïîäè, îòêóäà òû âçÿëàñü? - Íå çíàë, ÷òî ñàìîë¸ò çàïîëíåí. 337 00:16:54,695 --> 00:16:58,440 Ïðèâåò, ÿ Ôðýíê - âëàäåëåö. Âû íå îáÿçàíû òåðïåòü äðóãèõ ëþäåé. 338 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,825 Ýòîò ñàìîë¸ò, êðàñèâàÿ ïòè÷êà ìîæåò ñòàòü âàøåé 339 00:17:01,825 --> 00:17:04,755 çà ñêðîìíóþ öåíó â 35 ìóëüòîâ. 340 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,384 - Èçâèíèòå, âîîáùå-òî... - Îòëè÷íàÿ ïòè÷êà. 341 00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:09,348 Ìû ïðèøëè íå ïðîäàâàòü ñàìîë¸ò. Ôðýíê, ïðåêðàòè. 342 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:10,924 Íî ìîæåì ïðîäàòü. 343 00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:14,184 Ìîæåì, íî ñóòü â äðóãîì. Ìû ïðîäà¸ì íå ñàìîë¸ò. 344 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:17,721 - À õîòèì ïðåäëîæèòü... - Îáðàç æèçíè è ìåøêîâàòûå êîñòþìû. 345 00:17:17,721 --> 00:17:20,595 Òîæå åðóíäà. Ìû íè÷åãî èç ýòîãî íå ïðåäëàãàåì. 346 00:17:20,595 --> 00:17:23,549 Äàâàéòå ñîáåð¸ìñÿ. Ìû õîòèì ïðåäëîæèòü âàì... 347 00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:26,848 - "Ïÿòêîøëÿãåð"! - Çàâàëèòå! Íè÷åãî èç ýòîãî. 348 00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:30,499 - Ñëóøàéòå, íà÷í¸ì ñíà÷àëà... - Ýòî æå âîäèòåëü. 349 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:34,615 Íà÷í¸ì âñ¸ çàíîâî - êðåïêèì ðóêîïîæàòèåì. 350 00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:37,283 Ìíå íåëüçÿ. 351 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:40,513 - Ïðåêðàùàé. - Êàæåòñÿ, âàñ ïîäàâëÿþò. 352 00:17:40,513 --> 00:17:44,788 Ýòî óæå ïîëíûé áðåä. Îïóñòè ðóêó, Áðàéàí. 353 00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:46,841 Íî ÿ ñîâñåì íå ïðîòèâ ïîæàòü åìó ðóêó... 354 00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:49,899 Îïóñòè, ãëóïàÿ ñó÷àðà. Îïóñòè ðóêó. 355 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,704 - Îïóñòè. - Íåò. 356 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,350 - Íå òðîãàé åãî. - ß æå ñêàçàë "íåò". 357 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,487 ×òî? Áîæå ìîé. 358 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,493 ×òî ïðîèñõîäèò? 359 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:04,892 Ñÿäüòå. Ïîæàëóéñòà, ñÿäüòå. 360 00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:07,805 - Õîòèòå, ÷òîáû ìû ñåëè? - Ïîæàëóéñòà, âñå ñÿäüòå. 361 00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:10,304 - Ìû ñÿäåì. - Äàâàéòå âñå ñÿäåì. 362 00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:12,964 ß íå ïðîøó ìíîãîãî. 363 00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:15,932 Îäíó "Ýììè", äðóãóþ "Òîíè". 364 00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:19,326 Ìåëî÷èøêó íà îäíîðóêîãî çàñðàíöà â Ðèíî. 365 00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:24,418 Íî òû... Òåáå âñåãäà ìàëî. 366 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:26,018 Òû õî÷åøü âñ¸. 367 00:18:26,018 --> 00:18:31,235 È óáåäèë ìåíÿ, ÷òî ÿ òîæå õî÷ó âñ¸, õîòÿ ýòî íåïðàâäà. 368 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,696 Òû âîçãëàâèë íàøó îïåðàöèþ, è ñ òåõ ñàìûõ ïîð 369 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:40,363 êîíòðîëèðîâàë ìîþ æèçíü. 370 00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:44,979 È âîîáùå âñ¸. 371 00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:49,211 Èëè íåò? 372 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:56,331 Âîçìîæíî òåáÿ â ýòîì óáåäèëè. 373 00:18:56,331 --> 00:19:01,430 Ìîæåò ðîëü îáëîæêè äëÿ àëêîãîëüíîãî áèçíåñà 374 00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:05,402 íàñòîëüêî îòòÿíóëà òâîþ ãîëîâó, 375 00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:10,506 ÷òî îáíàæèëà øåþ. 376 00:19:10,506 --> 00:19:15,229 È å¸ îòñå÷¸ò òîëïà, 377 00:19:15,229 --> 00:19:20,570 ãîëîäíàÿ äî êðîâè æàäíûõ çíàìåíèòîñòåé. 378 00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:26,505 È êîãäà îíè ïðèäóò... à îíè ïðèäóò... 379 00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:29,137 çà êîãî âîçüìóòñÿ? 380 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:32,463 Ìèëîãî íåïóò¸âîãî ïðîñòàêà 381 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:36,976 èëè èçâîðîòëèâîãî êîâàðíîãî ìèëëåíèàëà? 382 00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:42,981 Âîò è ñêàæè... 383 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,791 ...ñó÷àðà... 384 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,675 êòî ïî ôàêòó ãëàâíûé? 385 00:19:54,866 --> 00:19:56,824 Áóì. 386 00:19:56,824 --> 00:20:01,638 Ýòî, äðóçüÿ, íàçûâàåòñÿ àêò¸ðñêîé èãðîé. 387 00:20:01,638 --> 00:20:05,258 - ×òî? Îôèãåòü! - Ïîäîæäèòå. 388 00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:09,179 - Âñ¸ ýòî âûäóìêà? - Ïîëíîñòüþ. Âûäóìêà, âûäóìêà. 389 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,832 Íå îáèæàéñÿ íà ìîè ñëîâà. ß ïðîñòî øóòèë. 390 00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:14,399 Íî ÿ ëþáëþ âûñòóïàòü. Ýòî â ìîåé êðîâè. 391 00:20:14,399 --> 00:20:17,449 Ó âàñ òàëàíò. Âàì áû ñíèìàòüñÿ â äðàìàõ, ìèñòåð Öåíòð. 392 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,279 Òî÷íî, âàì áû ñíèìàòüñÿ â äðàìàõ. 393 00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:22,252 Ó âàñ ìíîãî äîáðà. Òàê ÷òî, õîòèòå âëîæèòüñÿ? 394 00:20:22,252 --> 00:20:24,842 - Áîññ? - Õðåíà ñ äâà. 395 00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:27,154 - Õðåíà ñ äâà! - Õðåíà ñ äâà! 396 00:20:27,154 --> 00:20:29,859 Êîíå÷íî, íåò. Ãëàçà áû ìîè âàñ íå âèäåëè. 397 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:31,459 - Íè åäèíîé ìèíóòû. - Âû íàïðî÷ü îòáèòûå. 398 00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:33,782 Âûïóñòèòå ìåíÿ ñ ýòîãî ñàìîë¸òà. 399 00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:53,783 ïåðåâîä: hvblack 400 00:20:54,305 --> 00:21:54,882