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1 00:00:01,904 --> 00:00:04,674 Äåëàé, äåëàé, äåëàé, äåëàé ÷òî çàõî÷åøü. 2 00:00:04,674 --> 00:00:07,932  ïèööåðèè "Êðûñêà Áîðèñêà" äåëàé ÷òî çàõî÷åøü. 3 00:00:07,932 --> 00:00:11,113 Ðàçâëåêàéñÿ, ñõîäè ñ óìà, âåñåëèñü, îòðûâàéñÿ. 4 00:00:11,113 --> 00:00:16,832  ïèööåðèè "Êðûñêà Áîðèñêà" äåëàé ÷òî çàõî÷åøü. 5 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:21,218 Äåëàé ÷òî çàõî÷åøü. 6 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:24,164 Êë¸âî, ÷òî ìû òóäà âåðí¸ìñÿ. 7 00:00:24,164 --> 00:00:28,298 Òî÷íî. Àðêàäíûå àâòîìàòû, ïèööà, þìîð. 8 00:00:28,298 --> 00:00:29,564 - Êóäà ëó÷øå? - Íåêóäà. 9 00:00:29,564 --> 00:00:33,747 Ëó÷øåå â "Êðûñêå Áîðèñêå" - äåòè ÷óâñòâóþò ñåáÿ ãëàâíûìè. 10 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:37,902 Ñòîïóäîâî. Èìåííî òàì ÿ ñòàë ìóæ÷èíîé è âïåðâûå óâèäåë òèòüêè. 11 00:00:37,902 --> 00:00:39,365 - Ïðàâäà? - Ïîäîæäè-êà. 12 00:00:39,365 --> 00:00:40,885 Ìèíóòî÷êó. ß îá ýòîì íå çíàë. 13 00:00:40,885 --> 00:00:45,735 Êîíå÷íî, ÷óâàê. "Ìàëûøêà Äæàñòèí" - ðîáîò èç ãðóïïû àíèìàòðîíèêîâ. 14 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:46,885 - Ïîìíèòå? - Êîíå÷íî. 15 00:00:46,885 --> 00:00:49,960 Åñëè ñîéòè ñ äåòñêîãî ïîåçäà è ïðîáðàòüñÿ çà êóëèñû, 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,103 ìîæíî çàãëÿíóòü åé ïîä ôóòáîëêó ïåðåä ñàìûì âûñòóïëåíèåì. 17 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:56,208 ß ñëûøàë îá ýòîì, íî âñåãäà ñ÷èòàë ëåãåíäîé. 18 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,269 Âñ¸ ðåàëüíî, ÷óâàê. 19 00:00:57,269 --> 00:00:58,773 - Òû âèäåë? - Àãà, âèäåë. 20 00:00:58,773 --> 00:01:02,052 Ïåðâàÿ ãðóäü, êîòîðóþ ÿ óâèäåë ïîñëå ìàìèíîé. 21 00:01:02,052 --> 00:01:05,940 Òàì åù¸ îñòàëàñü êîìíàòà, ãäå áüþò ïàëêàìè çà ïëîõîå ïîâåäåíèå? 22 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,720 Íåò, òåïåðü îíà íàçûâàåòñÿ "Êîìíàòà ïåðåäûøêè". 23 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:13,328 Òóäà ñàæàþò, ÷òîáû òû 20 ìèíóò íàêàïëèâàë êîíôåòíóþ ÿðîñòü. 24 00:01:13,328 --> 00:01:16,132 À êîãäà óñâîèë óðîê - âîçâðàùàþò ê äåòÿì è âûïë¸ñêèâàë å¸ 25 00:01:16,132 --> 00:01:18,574  êîíå÷íîì èòîãå âñ¸ ýòî ÷àñòü âåñåëüÿ. 26 00:01:18,574 --> 00:01:19,848 Äàâàéòå âðóáèì ïåñíþ. 27 00:01:19,848 --> 00:01:23,192 - Äà, áàõíåì õåðíþ. - Çàïóñòèì çàíîâî. 28 00:01:24,026 --> 00:01:25,729 Ñåé÷àñ. 29 00:01:32,223 --> 00:01:35,034 Ïèööåðèÿ è ðàçâëåêàòåëüíûé öåíòð "Êðûñêà Áîðèñêà" 30 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,074 31 00:01:57,519 --> 00:02:00,429 Òóò ïðÿìî íàâåëè êðàñîòó. Îòëè÷íî âûãëÿäèò. 32 00:02:00,429 --> 00:02:02,085 À çâóêè îñòàëèñü ïðåæíèìè. 33 00:02:02,085 --> 00:02:04,638 Çàòî ðîäèòåëè ïîáåãóò îò ýòîãî øóìà. 34 00:02:04,638 --> 00:02:08,244 Òî÷íî. Ïîìíèòå, êàê ìàìû óõîäèëè â ìÿãêèé áàð? 35 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:10,739 - Ñî çâóêîèçîëÿöèåé. - ×òîáû çàãëóøèòü âåñü øóì. 36 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,620 Îíè íàïèâàëèñü â õëàì. 37 00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:13,807 ×òî ó òåáÿ, äóáèíà? 38 00:02:13,807 --> 00:02:17,039 - Âàì íóæíî ïîäïèñàòü îòêàç îò ïðåòåíçèé. - Ôèã òàì. 39 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:19,674 ß íå ìîãó âàñ âïóñòèòü, ïîêà íå ïîäïèøåòå. 40 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:23,097 Ñëóøàé, ÿ ñîãëàñåí, ÷òî òðåáîâàíèå ïîäïèñàòü îòêàç - ïîëíàÿ õðåíîòåíü, 41 00:02:23,097 --> 00:02:26,487 à åù¸ ìû ìîæåì ïðîáèòüñÿ ñèëîé, è òû íè÷åãî íå ñäåëàåøü. 42 00:02:26,487 --> 00:02:30,009 Íî ñåãîäíÿ õîòèì ïîâåñåëèòüñÿ, ïîýòîìó íè÷åãî òàêîãî íå ñäåëàåì. 43 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:32,738 Ìû ïîäïèøåì òâîé äîëáàíûé îòêàç, íî çíàé - 44 00:02:32,738 --> 00:02:35,844 - ïðîòèâ ñâîåé âîëè. - Õîðîøî, ìíå ïîôèã. 45 00:02:35,844 --> 00:02:38,744 Âîò åù¸ êîå-÷òî. 46 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,828 ß íàïèñàë ÷óæîå èìÿ. 47 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,701 À ÿ ïðîñòî íàêàëÿêàëà... 48 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:45,356 Åù¸ âíèçó... Ëàäíî. 49 00:02:45,356 --> 00:02:46,282 Äåðæè. 50 00:02:46,282 --> 00:02:48,842 Íèêòî èç íèõ âîîáùå... Ëàäíî. 51 00:02:52,287 --> 00:02:53,942 Êàêîãî õðåíà òû òâîðèøü? 52 00:02:53,942 --> 00:02:56,554 Ïüþ âîäó. À íà ÷òî ïîõîæå? 53 00:02:56,554 --> 00:02:58,899 Ñâàëè íàõðåí! 54 00:02:58,899 --> 00:03:02,642 - Ôðýíê, êàêîãî... - Âèäèìî, âî ðòó ïåðåñîõëî. 55 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:05,285 Ó íàñ åñòü íåñêîëüêî ÷àñîâ ïåðåä êîíöåðòîì. 56 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:09,280 ß îáìåíÿþ ñòàðûå áèëåòû, à ïîòîì ïîèãðàþ â ñêèáîë. 57 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,838 Îòëè÷íûé ïëàí. Èäè è ðàçâëåêàéñÿ. 58 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:17,454 ×àðëè, ÿ íèêàê íå çàáóäó òåìó ñ Ìèëàøêîé Äæàñòèí. 59 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:20,940 Ñëîâíî ïðîïóñòèë ÷àñòü äåòñòâà. 60 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,851 - È ìíå èíòåðåñíî: ìîæåò òû õî÷åøü... - Äà, õî÷ó. 61 00:03:23,851 --> 00:03:25,940 - Äà? - Äà, ïîãíàëè. 62 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,847 Îíè ïîáåæàëè ïðîâåðÿòü àíèìàòðîííûå ñèñüêè. 63 00:03:28,847 --> 00:03:30,821 - Õî÷åøü óñòðîèòü øóòëèâóþ îõîòó? - Äà! 64 00:03:30,821 --> 00:03:32,558 - Ïðîáîâàëà â äåòñòâå? - Äà. 65 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:35,334 Èùåòå êóñî÷êè ñûðà, ê êîòîðûì ïðèêëååíû øóòêè. 66 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:38,693 È åñëè ñîáðàòü âñå, òî ñìîæåøü âñòðåòèòüñÿ ëè÷íî ñ Áîðèñêîé. 67 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:40,229 È îí èñïîëíèò âñþ êëàññèêó. 68 00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:43,606 Íàïðèìåð, áóäåò áèòü äåòåé, ïîòîìó ÷òî îíè ìåðçêèå çàñðàíöû, 69 00:03:43,606 --> 00:03:46,871 à ïîòîì âçäóåò ñâîåãî áðàòà - ëåíèâîãî ïüÿíèöó. 70 00:03:46,871 --> 00:03:48,756 Âîò ýòî âåñåëóõà. 71 00:03:48,756 --> 00:03:53,746 È ïðàâäà âåñåëóõà. Çäåñü ñ 80-ûõ êîå-÷òî ïîìåíÿëîñü. 72 00:03:53,746 --> 00:03:56,390 Áûëî áîëåå èíòåëëèãåíòíî è... 73 00:03:56,390 --> 00:04:00,054 àêòóàëüíî. Ñ ýòíè÷åñêèì ðàçíîîáðàçèåì. 74 00:04:00,054 --> 00:04:02,049 Ýòíè÷åñêîå, äà. Ðàñèçì. 75 00:04:02,049 --> 00:04:04,740 Íåò, íåò, äåëî íå â ðàñèçìå. Ñêîðåå... 76 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:08,099 âûñìåèâàíèå ëþäåé, êîòîðûå âûäåëÿþòñÿ. 77 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:11,368 Ñìåøíî, êîãäà ëþäè ñìåøíî ðàçãîâàðèâàþò, 78 00:04:11,368 --> 00:04:15,141 ïîòîìó ÷òî îíè íå îòñþäà. 79 00:04:15,141 --> 00:04:16,377 Äà, èç-çà ðàñû. 80 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:19,786 Âðÿä ëè äåëî â ýòîì... Ñëîâíî ðûáó âûíóëè èç âîäû... 81 00:04:19,786 --> 00:04:22,748 Ñâîåãî ðîäà... Ìîæåò, ñàòèðà? 82 00:04:22,748 --> 00:04:25,173 Ïîáûñòðåé áû óâèäåòü, êîãî ñåãîäíÿ âûáðàëè æåðòâîé. 83 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,581 Äà, äà, òî÷íî. 84 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:30,112 - Äàâàé ïîèùåì ñûð. - Íà÷í¸ì îòòóäà. 85 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:35,618 Óáðàëè "GameBoy", çàòî åñòü "PlayStation". Ìîùíî ïðîêà÷àëèñü. 86 00:04:35,618 --> 00:04:38,175 - Ñýð, âàì ïîìî÷ü? - Äà, ïîæàëóéñòà. 87 00:04:38,175 --> 00:04:41,854 ß ïðèí¸ñ áèëåòû è õî÷ó çàêóïèòüñÿ. Ãäå âàøè ïóøêè? 88 00:04:41,854 --> 00:04:44,479 - ×òî, ïðîñòèòå? - Ïóøå÷íûé îòäåë. 89 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:47,128 À èìåííî ÿ èùó âèíòîâêó Áîðèñêè. 90 00:04:47,128 --> 00:04:51,618 Ó íå¸ ðåàëèñòè÷íàÿ òÿæåñòü, äûìíûé õëîïîê. 91 00:04:51,618 --> 00:04:56,278 ß êëàë òóäà øàðèêè è ñòðåëÿë ïðÿìî ×àðëè ïî ãëàçàì. Áûëî êðóòî. 92 00:04:56,278 --> 00:05:00,986 Âðÿä ëè ó íàñ òàêàÿ åñòü. Ìîæåòå âçÿòü îðàíæåâûé êîñìîëàçåð. 93 00:05:00,986 --> 00:05:03,648 È õðåí ëè ìíå äåëàòü ñ îðàíæåâûì êîñìîëàçåðîì? 94 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:06,836 Òû âèäåë, ÷òîáû ëþäè â ðåàëüíîé æèçíè èñïîëüçîâàëè êîñìîëàçåð? 95 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:09,491 Êàê èìèòèðîâàòü ðåàëüíîå íàñèëèå ñ ïîìîùüþ òàêîé øòóêè? 96 00:05:09,491 --> 00:05:12,038 À çà÷åì èìèòèðîâàòü ðåàëüíîå íàñèëèå? 97 00:05:12,038 --> 00:05:15,363 ×òîáû ñïóñòèòü ïàð, äóáèíà. Ëàäíî, çàáåé. 98 00:05:15,363 --> 00:05:18,467 Äàé ìíå âûêèäíîé íîæ-ðàñ÷¸ñêó. 99 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,972 Íå çíàþ, ÷òî ýòî òàêîå. 100 00:05:19,972 --> 00:05:23,169 Âûêèäíûå íîæè ñ ðàñ÷¸÷êàìè, ÷òîáû óãðîæàòü äðóçüÿì, 101 00:05:23,169 --> 00:05:26,147 è íåïîíÿòíî, ëåçâèå ýòî èëè ðàñ÷¸ñêà. Ïîíèìàåøü? 102 00:05:26,147 --> 00:05:29,192 Ëàäíî, òîãäà òó æâà÷êó, 103 00:05:29,192 --> 00:05:33,438 êîòîðîé ìîæíî íàáèòü ðîò, èçîáðàçèòü áîëüøóþ ãóáèùó è çàïëåâàòü âñ¸ âîêðóã. 104 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:35,451 - Ïîíèìàåøü? - Âðÿä ëè ó íàñ åñòü òàêèå... 105 00:05:35,451 --> 00:05:37,355 À ñëàäêèå ñèãàðåòû? Äàé ñèãàðåòû! 106 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:39,995 Îò íèõ îòêàçàëèñü, ïîòîìó ÷òî ñèãàðåòû ïðîòèâîçàêîííû. 107 00:05:39,995 --> 00:05:41,842 Äà ¸ïåðíûé òåàòð, ìîæåøü äàòü ìíå... 108 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,958 ñâåðõáîëüøèå Àòîìíûå Áîìáàêè? 109 00:05:43,958 --> 00:05:45,667 Êàæåòñÿ, èìè ëåãêî ïîäàâèòüñÿ. 110 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:49,256 Ãîñïîäè Áîæå. Êîðîáêó "Çàäðîòîâ", çàäðîò. Áûñòðåå. 111 00:05:49,256 --> 00:05:51,449 Õîòü îíè åñòü. 112 00:05:51,449 --> 00:05:53,315 Êàêîãî... 113 00:05:53,315 --> 00:05:56,162 ×òî ýòî òàêîå? Ãäå ìûøèíûé êîðèäîð? 114 00:05:56,162 --> 00:05:57,719 Ìèíóòî÷êó. 115 00:05:57,719 --> 00:06:03,549 Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, îíè çàêðûëè àòòðàêöèîí ðàäè ñóïåðìàðêåòà? 116 00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:07,367 Òóò ÿâíî íåò ïðîõîäà. Íå äîáðàòüñÿ. 117 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:11,413 Òû ÷òî òâîðèøü? È çà÷åì íàöåïèë øëåì? 118 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:15,096 Áîðèñêà íå íîñèò øëåì, ïîìíèøü? Åñëè îí óïàä¸ò è óäàðèòñÿ ãîëîâîé, òî ñêàæåò... 119 00:06:15,096 --> 00:06:17,848 - "Äëÿ ýòîãî è íóæåí ÷åðåï". - Òî÷íî. 120 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:20,789 - À ïîòîì âñòàíåò è âðåæåò òåáå ïî çàòûëêó. - Ïðÿìî ïî çàòûëêó. 121 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:23,037 - "Äëÿ ýòîãî è íóæåí ÷åðåï"! - Ïî ÷åðåïóøêå. 122 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,871 -  ýòîì ÷àñòü î÷àðîâàíèÿ. - Íåâåðîÿòíî. 123 00:06:25,871 --> 00:06:28,561 - Ìèð ìåíÿåòñÿ, ïîíèìàþ. - Ìèð ìåíÿåòñÿ. 124 00:06:28,561 --> 00:06:32,372 Íå õî÷ó ïîêàçàòüñÿ ñòàðèêîì è âîð÷àòü, ÷òî ðàíüøå áûëî ëó÷øå, 125 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:34,290 íî, ïîíèìàåøü... 126 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:36,315 - Õî÷åøü ïîñìîòðåòü ñèñüêè. - Ïðîñòî õî÷ó. 127 00:06:36,315 --> 00:06:39,078 ß íå ñìîã èõ óâèäåòü, à ýòî âàæíàÿ ÷àñòü âïå÷àòëåíèé. 128 00:06:39,078 --> 00:06:41,296 Îíè çíàëè î òâî¸ì æåëàíèè. È Áîðèñêà çíàë. 129 00:06:41,296 --> 00:06:43,696 Îíè ïîíèìàëè, ÷òî íàì èíòåðåñíî. Íè÷åãî ñòðàøíîãî. 130 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:47,180 - Ìàëü÷èøêàì âåäü íóæíî... - Òî÷íî, ìàëü÷èêàì ïîëåçíî. 131 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:50,791 - Äåâî÷êàì òîæå âàæíî çíàòü, êàê íàäî âûãëÿäåòü. - Ìîòèâèðóåò. 132 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:53,816 Ñîìíåâàþñü, ÷òî ýòî ñäåëàë Áîðèñêà. 133 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,752 Ïî-ìîåìó, Áîðèñêó çàìóðîâàëè, 134 00:06:55,752 --> 00:07:00,046 è îí ïðèçûâàåò íàñ ðèñêíóòü. 135 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:01,799 Õî÷åò, ÷òîáû ìû ýòî ñäåëàëè. 136 00:07:01,799 --> 00:07:05,700 Âñ¸ ÷òî çàõîòèì. Ïðèêðîé ìåíÿ. 137 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,085 Íèêòî íå ñìîòðèò? 138 00:07:11,355 --> 00:07:14,642 Îòëè÷íî, åñòü ïîäâèæêè. 139 00:07:25,346 --> 00:07:27,579 Øàðû âîîáùå íåâåñîìûå. 140 00:07:27,579 --> 00:07:31,199  ìîè âðåìåíà èìè ìîæíî áûëî ðàçáèòü êîìó-íèáóäü ÷åðåï. 141 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,881 À òû ìîëîäåö. 142 00:07:33,881 --> 00:07:36,323 Ñïàñèáî. Õî÷ó íàêîïèòü 10 òûñÿ÷ áèëåòîâ. 143 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,487 Äà? ×óâàê, ó ìåíÿ ïîä ñåìü òûñÿ÷. 144 00:07:38,487 --> 00:07:39,778 Êàê òû ñòîëüêî íàêîïèë? 145 00:07:39,778 --> 00:07:41,939 Ðàíüøå ÿ áûë êðóò. Äàæå ëó÷øå òåáÿ. 146 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,924 Ó ìåíÿ âñåãî 1500. 147 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:46,731 Çíàåøü, ÷òî íàäî ñäåëàòü? Îáúåäèíèòü íàøè áèëåòû 148 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:48,987 è çàáðàòü ñàìûé êðóïíûé ïðèç. 149 00:07:48,987 --> 00:07:51,417 Íå çíàþ, ìîæíî ëè òàê. 150 00:07:51,417 --> 00:07:53,899 Êîíå÷íî, ìîæíî. Ýòî Àìåðèêà. Õåðà÷ü ÷òî õî÷åøü. 151 00:07:53,899 --> 00:07:58,830 - Òû âûðóãàëñÿ. - È ÷òî? Ìû â àðêàäíîì çàëå. Ðÿäîì íåò âçðîñëûõ. 152 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,450 Çíàåøü, ñêîëüêî êîíôåò äàäóò çà òàêóþ êó÷ó áèëåòîâ? 153 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:04,143 Ìíå íåëüçÿ êîíôåòû. ß äîëæåí ñïðîñèòü ðîäèòåëåé. 154 00:08:04,143 --> 00:08:07,175 Òû íå îáÿçàí ñïðàøèâàòü ðîäèòåëåé. È ìîæåøü åñòü ìîðå êîíôåò. 155 00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:09,637 Òû â "Êðûñêå Áîðèñêå" - äåëàé ÷òî çàõî÷åøü. 156 00:08:09,637 --> 00:08:11,640 - ß õî÷ó ê ìàìå. - Íèêóäà íå ïîéä¸øü! 157 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,108 Ó âàñ âñ¸ õîðîøî? 158 00:08:13,108 --> 00:08:14,973 Ïîõîæå, êîå-êîìó íàäî ïåðåäîõíóòü. 159 00:08:14,973 --> 00:08:17,425 Íå íóæíà ïåðåäûøêà. ß ïðîñòî... 160 00:08:17,425 --> 00:08:19,933 - ß ïðîñâåùàþ ïàöàíà. - Ïîòîìó ÷òî òû ìóäèëà. 161 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:23,745 Ñàì òû ìóäèëà, à òåïåðü íàñ îòïðàâÿò â "Êîìíàòó ïåðåäûøêè". 162 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,735 Ìåíÿ íå ïðèêàëûâàþò íîâûå ñêàíåðû. 163 00:08:28,735 --> 00:08:30,799 Íàìíîãî êðó÷å, êîãäà áûëè 164 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,860 ïëàñòèêîâûå êóñî÷êè ñûðà ñ øóòêàìè íà íèõ. 165 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,411 ×èòàåøü øóòêó è âûáðàñûâàåøü. 166 00:08:35,411 --> 00:08:39,836 Çíàåøü, êàê ðàíüøå äåëàëè? Íåçàìåòíî öåïëÿëè ê îôèöèàíòêàì. 167 00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:43,045 Ñàìîå âåñ¸ëîå, ÷òî çàîäíî ìîæíî èõ ïîìàöàòü, 168 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:47,018 à îíè íè÷åãî íå ñêàæóò, âåäü òîãäà ëèøàòñÿ ðàáîòû. 169 00:08:47,018 --> 00:08:49,938 - Óæàñíî. - Äëÿ 50-ûõ - íîðìàñ. 170 00:08:49,938 --> 00:08:52,813 Çäàðîâ, íàðîä. Ïîëó÷èòå ïàëî÷êè èç ìîöàðåëëû. 171 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:56,596 - Î, äà. Áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî. - Îñòîðîæíî, îíè ãîðÿ÷èå. 172 00:08:56,596 --> 00:09:00,020 Ïðàâäà, äóáèíà? Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, 173 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:04,021 ÷òî ïàëî÷êè èç ðàñïëàâëåííîãî ñûðà, òîëüêî èç ôðèòþðíèöû - è ãîðÿ÷èå? 174 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:07,610 - Íå õî÷ó, ÷òîáû âû îáîæãëèñü. -  íîæêè êëàíÿþñü. ×òî áû ÿ áåç òåáÿ äåëàëà? 175 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:10,019 - Ïîêà. Ãóëÿé, Äæåññè. - Èçâèíèòå. 176 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:12,528 - Íàéìóò âñÿêèõ... - ß î òîì æå. 177 00:09:12,528 --> 00:09:16,097 Âîò, íàø¸ë. Ñìîòðè, òàì. 178 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,317 - Ãäå? - Ïðÿìî òàì. 179 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:19,996 - Òâîþ ìàòü. - Ïîä ñòîëîì. 180 00:09:19,996 --> 00:09:21,822 À îí íå øóòèë. 181 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:25,106 Ïðèâåò, ðåáÿòêè. Ðàçâëåêàåòåñü? 182 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,248 Ïðèâåò, Óòêà Ìóäèëêà. Åù¸ êàê. 183 00:09:28,248 --> 00:09:30,776 Òåïåðü ÿ Óòêà Êðàñèâêà. 184 00:09:30,776 --> 00:09:33,571 Êàê âàì øèêàðíàÿ îäåæîíêà? 185 00:09:33,571 --> 00:09:35,976 Íè÷åãî ïîäîáíîãî. Òû Óòêà Ìóäèëêà. 186 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:39,031 - È ãäå çàèêàíèå? Ýòî æå òâîé ïðèêîë. - Òî÷íî, ãäå... 187 00:09:39,031 --> 00:09:42,277 ß íå çàèêàþñü. Ó ìåíÿ âîñõèòèòåëüíàÿ äèêöèÿ. 188 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:47,235 Íåïðàâäà, òû åù¸ êà-êà-êàê çà-çà-çà-çàèêàåøüñÿ. 189 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:49,088 Òîëüêî ýòèì è ñìåøèøü. 190 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,534 - Ïðèêîëüíî. - Îí ñìå¸òñÿ. 191 00:09:50,534 --> 00:09:52,986 - Âèäèøü? - Òû áûë êàê îòñòàëûé. 192 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:55,821 Ñòîïý, ñòîïý. Íå íàäî òàê ãîâîðèòü. 193 00:09:55,821 --> 00:09:58,475 Îí æå óòêà. ß áû íå ñêàçàë òàê î ÷åëîâåêå. 194 00:09:58,475 --> 00:10:01,359 - Òèïà, ÿ íå ìîãó íàçâàòü óòêó îòñòàëîé? - Èìåííî òàê. 195 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:04,072  ñìûñëå? À åñëè îí çàéä¸ò 196 00:10:04,072 --> 00:10:07,742 ñ íîãàìè íàâûâîðîò, êëþâîì âíóòðü ãîëîâû - 197 00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:09,474 òîãäà ìîæíî íàçâàòü åãî îòñòàëûì? 198 00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:12,247 Íåò. Òîãäà ðå÷ü ïðî óòêó-ìóòàíòà, à ýòî íåñìåøíî. 199 00:10:12,247 --> 00:10:17,060 Íî âåñü åãî ïðèêîë â íåëåïîé ÷åïóõå è... 200 00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:20,940 Îí åäâà ìîæåò ï-ï-ï-ï-ïðîèçíîñèòü ñëîâà. 201 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:25,585 - Ó íåãî îòñòàëûé ðîò. - Õâàòèò ïîâòîðÿòü "îòñòàëûé". 202 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,628 ß íè÷åãî íå óâèäåë çà êóëèñàìè... 203 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,943 Îõðåíåòü. Òû òîëüêî ïîñìîòðè. 204 00:10:30,943 --> 00:10:32,955 Íó è ïå÷àëüíîå çðåëèùå. 205 00:10:32,955 --> 00:10:36,404 Èõ çàñóíóëè â êëàäîâêó. ×óâàê, çäåñü âñÿ ãðóïïà. 206 00:10:36,404 --> 00:10:40,050 Áàðàáàíùèê Áàëáåñ, Ïîâàð Ìàêàðîííèê Ëèíãâèíè. 207 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:43,363 Äîêòîð Ôàíêîâûé Ôàíêîç¸ð èëè êàê òàì åãî. 208 00:10:43,363 --> 00:10:46,926 - Ðàçâå îí íå ÷¸ðíûé? - Êàæåòñÿ, äà. 209 00:10:46,926 --> 00:10:49,371 Åñëè ïîäóìàòü, ýòî îíè ïðàâèëüíî èçìåíèëè. 210 00:10:49,371 --> 00:10:53,098 Íåëüçÿ, ÷òîáû ôèîëåòîâûé ãåðîé ãîâîðèë ÷¸ðíûì ãîëîñîì. 211 00:10:53,098 --> 00:10:55,016 - À ïî÷åìó? - Ïîòîìó ÷òî... 212 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,948 Åñëè ñòàâèòü â ãðóïïó ÷¸ðíîãî ÷åëîâåêà, íàäî ïðàâèëüíî ïðåäñòàâèòü... 213 00:10:58,948 --> 00:11:01,535 Áåëûé ìóæèê ïàðîäèðîâàë ÷¸ðíûé ãîëîñ. È ýòî ïðîáëåìà. 214 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:04,537 Áåëûé ìóæèê èçîáðàæàë ÷¸ðíûé ãîëîñ â ôèîëåòîâîì êîñòþìå. 215 00:11:04,537 --> 00:11:07,718 - Ïàðøèâî ñìîòðèòñÿ. - Äà, äà, òî÷íî. 216 00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:09,338 Íî îíè æå ôèîëåòîâûå. 217 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:11,788 - Êòî? - Ìîíñòðû. 218 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:15,412 - Ìîíñòðû ôèîëåòîâûå? - Äà. Ñèíèå, çåë¸íûå, ôèîëåòîâûå, îðàíæåâûå, 219 00:11:15,412 --> 00:11:19,292 è áîëüøå íåëüçÿ ñîçäàâàòü ãðóïïû áåç ôèîëåòîâûõ ìîíñòðîâ. 220 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,356 Ñëóøàé... 221 00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:23,979 - Íî äîëæíû áûòü áåëûå ãîëîñà. - Äîëæíû áûòü ãîëîñà ìîíñòðîâ. 222 00:11:23,979 --> 00:11:27,009 Íàäî áðàòü ãîëîñà ìîíñòðîâ, ÷òîáû áûëà èõ ðåïðåçåíòàöèÿ. 223 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:29,355 Íåëüçÿ äåðæàòü â êîðîáêàõ. 224 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,812 - Î÷åíü ñëîæíàÿ òåìà. Íèêàê íå ñîðèåíòèðóþñü. - È ïðàâäà ñëîæíàÿ. 225 00:11:32,812 --> 00:11:35,280 ß íå çíàþ ïðàâèëüíîãî îòâåòà, ïîýòîìó îòëîæó. 226 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,693 Ãëàâíîå, ÷òîáû ñîõðàíèëè áàëä¸æíûõ ìîíñòðîâ. 227 00:11:37,693 --> 00:11:42,340 Ñòîëüêî âåùåé. Íåêîòîðûå íàâåâàþò ìíîãî âîñïîìèíàíèé. 228 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,756 Î, íåò. 229 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:50,102 Ìèëàøêà Äæàñòèí. ×òî ñ òîáîé ñîòâîðèëè? 230 00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:51,677 Êàêîé óæàñ. 231 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,715 Áóì! Ñìîòðè-êà. 232 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:56,825 - Òû íàø¸ë å¸ òîðñ. - Äà. 233 00:11:58,374 --> 00:11:59,438 Îáàëäåòü. 234 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:01,579 - Âîò ýòî çðåëèùå. - Äà, äà. 235 00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:04,483 Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, ÷òî òàì ñêðûâàåòñÿ 236 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:07,680 - ïðàâäîïîäîáíàÿ àíèìàòðîííàÿ ãðóäü? - Òàê òî÷íî, ñýð. 237 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,721 - Ïðàâäà? - Äà. Î÷åíü ðåàëèñòè÷íûé äèçàéí. 238 00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:13,070 - Ñîñêè. - Èíòåðåñíî. 239 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,603 - Âñå èçãèáû. - Î÷àðîâàòåëüíî. Êðóòî. 240 00:12:15,603 --> 00:12:19,901 Òîãäà ÿ ñíèìó å¸ ôóòáîëêó. 241 00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:22,631 - Îñâîáîäèì îò íå¸. - È... 242 00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:27,527 - Ìîæåò, ýòî íåïðàâèëüíî? - Åñëè ÷åñòíî, ìíå òîæå êàæåòñÿ íåïðàâèëüíûì. 243 00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:30,773 - Íî ïî÷åìó? - Íå çíàþ. Ìîæåò ÷òî îíà ìàëîëåòêà? 244 00:12:30,773 --> 00:12:35,071 Íåò, îíà æå ðîáîò Ó íèõ íåò âîçðàñòà. 245 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,522 Ïîäîæäè-êà. 246 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,951 Âîçìîæíî ìû äâà âçðîñëûõ ÷åëîâåêà, êîòîðûì èíòåðåñíà ðîáîòîòåõíèêà. 247 00:12:39,951 --> 00:12:41,913 Õî÷åøü ñêàçàòü, òóò íàó÷íûé èíòåðåñ. 248 00:12:41,913 --> 00:12:45,690 ×èñòî íàó÷íûé ýêñïåðèìåíò, è ìîæíî ñìîòðåòü êàê... 249 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:48,694 Âî áëàãî áóäóùèõ ðîáîòîâ. 250 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:52,395 Âî áëàãî íàóêè. ß ïðèñòóïëþ... 251 00:12:52,395 --> 00:12:56,027 - Ñïóùó ôóòáîëêó. - ×èñòî â íàó÷íûõ öåëÿõ. 252 00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:58,170 Ãîñïîäè! 253 00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:01,872 - ×òî?! - Êàê îíè... 254 00:13:01,872 --> 00:13:04,339 ß âèäåë ñîâñåì äðóãèå òèòüêè. 255 00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:08,549 ×èñòûé êîøìàð. Ó íå¸ áóêâàëüíî îòðåçàëè ñèñüêè! 256 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:11,474 - Îíè èñêàëå÷èëè áåäíóþ æåíùèíó. - Êîøìàð. 257 00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:14,141 - ׸ðòîâû ëèáåðàëû. Íåâåðîÿòíî. - Áîæå ìîé. 258 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,988 Âîçìîæíî è ðåëèãèîçíûå êîíñåðâàòîðû. Òóò íå óãàäàåøü. 259 00:13:17,988 --> 00:13:19,084 - È ïðàâäà. - Ìîæåò... 260 00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:22,642 - Ïîõîæå íà ðåëèãèîçíûé ïîäòåêñò. - Äà, åñòü òàêîå. 261 00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:24,874 ß óæå íå çíàþ. Ñåé÷àñ âñå ÷îêíóëèñü. 262 00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,523 Êàïåö. È ñêàæó òàê. 263 00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,520 Íàñòàë ïå÷àëüíûé äåíü äëÿ æåíñêèõ ïðàâ. 264 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:37,222 Ìàê, ðàññêàæè, ÷òî òû ñåé÷àñ ÷óâñòâóåøü. 265 00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:40,029 Âî ìíå ìíîãî çëîñòè. 266 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:41,577 ×òî-íèáóäü åù¸? 267 00:13:41,577 --> 00:13:45,329 ×óâñòâóþ ñåáÿ íåïîíÿòûì. 268 00:13:45,329 --> 00:13:49,063 - Íåóñëûøàííûì. - Ñïàñèáî. 269 00:13:49,347 --> 00:13:51,430 Ñýì, à òû ÷òî ÷óâñòâóåøü? 270 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,915 ß ÷óâñòâóþ ñåáÿ äóðàêîì. 271 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,346 - Ïîòîìó ÷òî òû äóðàê. - Ìàê! 272 00:13:54,346 --> 00:13:55,638 - Çàòêíèñü! - Ñàì çàòêíèñü! 273 00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:57,002 - Ìàê. - Îí äåðçèò. 274 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,687 - Íåïðàâäà. - Òû òî÷íî äåðçèë. 275 00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:02,677 Ñëóøàéòå, åñëè ÷åñòíî, âû îáà íåìíîãî äåðçèëè. 276 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:07,226 Íî ñåé÷àñ ÿ õî÷ó âûñëóøàòü ýìîöèè Ñýìà. 277 00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:10,583 - Ëàäíî. - Ñïàñèáî. 278 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:14,329 - ßâíî äåðçèò. - Êàæåòñÿ, ìû çàöèêëèëèñü íà äåðçîñòè. 279 00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:18,061 Ñëîæíî íå çàöèêëèòüñÿ íà äåðçîñòè, ïîòîìó ÷òî ïàðíèøêà äèêî äåðçèò. 280 00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:22,130 Ïóñòü îí ãîâîðèò, è âñ¸ ìîæåò ïðîÿñíèòüñÿ. 281 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,569 Ëàäíî. 282 00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:28,398 Êàê è ãîâîðèë, ÿ ñ÷èòàþ ãëóïûì áîëòàòü ïðî ñâîè ÷óâñòâà. 283 00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:32,018 ß íå õî÷ó ñèäåòü â Öåíòðå Ýìîöèé. Ñóòü "Êðûñêè Áîðèñêè" íå â ýòîì. 284 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:36,181 Òóò ìû íà îäíîé âîëíå, âåäü ñóòü â äðóãîì. 285 00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:37,470 ß òîæå íå õî÷ó ñèäåòü, 286 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:40,806 è îí ÷åðòîâñêè ïðàâ ïðî "Êðûñêó Áîðèñêó". Òàêîâà ñóòü. 287 00:14:40,806 --> 00:14:45,054 ß ÷óâñòâóþ, ÷òî õî÷ó âûéòè è âåñåëèòüñÿ. 288 00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:47,754 ß òîæå ýòîãî õî÷ó - èãðàòü, âåñåëèòüñÿ è... 289 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,043 - Âèäèøü? - Õîðîøî, õîðîøî. 290 00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,941 Òîãäà ó ìåíÿ òàêîé âîïðîñ. 291 00:14:51,941 --> 00:14:55,378 Ìû ÷óâñòâóåì, ÷òî çàñëóæèëè? 292 00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:58,842 - Äà. - Âîò è ÿ ñîãëàñåí. 293 00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:01,663 - Òîãäà ïîéä¸ì âåñåëèòüñÿ. - Ñòîï, ñòîï, ñòîï. 294 00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:04,117 Ìû ïðîñèäåëè çäåñü ïÿòü ìèíóò. Ýòî íå íàêàçàíèå. 295 00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:07,403 Íè÷åãî ïîõîæåãî. Ãäå ñòûä, êîòîðîé ÿ äîëæåí ÷óâñòâîâàòü? 296 00:15:07,403 --> 00:15:09,864 -  îøèáêàõ íåò íè÷åãî ïîñòûäíîãî. - Êîíå÷íî åñòü. 297 00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:11,825 Êàê åù¸ ÿ ïîéìó, ÷òî òàê íåëüçÿ äåëàòü? 298 00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:13,893 Ñëóøàé, ÿ äèïëîìèðîâàííûé ïñèõîòåðàïåâò. 299 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:16,401 Òû ãîâîðÿùàÿ ïñèíà. ß óõîæó. 300 00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:19,865 - Ìíå ñòðàøíî. - Äàæå íå ñîìíåâàþñü, Ñýì. 301 00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:21,637 Ïîòîìó ÷òî òû ñëàáàê. 302 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:25,213 - Íî ýòî íå òâîÿ âèíà. Íå òâîÿ âèíà. - Ãîñïîäè Èèñóñå. 303 00:15:25,213 --> 00:15:29,849 Ýòà ñîáàêà, òâîè ðîäèòåëè, âñÿ êóëüòóðà âûðàñòèëè èç òåáÿ ñëàáàêà. 304 00:15:29,849 --> 00:15:33,543 Ó òåáÿ íåò ñâîáîäû, à çíà÷èò, è íåò ÿèö. 305 00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:37,439 À çíà÷èò, äàæå åñëè òåáÿ ïîéìàþò çà ïðîñòóïêîì - 306 00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,112 òû íå ïîíåñ¸øü îòâåòñòâåííîñòü. 307 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,596 Íå ïîíåñ¸øü îòâåòñòâåííîñòü - íå ïî÷óâñòâóåøü âèíó. Áåç âèíû íåò ñòûäà. 308 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,549 Áåç ñòûäà 309 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:47,034 Òû íå âîçíåíàâèäèøü ñåáÿ íàñòîëüêî, 310 00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:51,415 ÷òîáû áðîñèòü ïëîõèøåñòâî è îòðàñòèòü ÿéöà. 311 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:57,125 Òû âîçáóäèë ïàöàíà, ÿâíî íà êàìåðó. Íå ñòîèò ëè îñòàâàòüñÿ ñ íèì íàåäèíå. 312 00:15:58,309 --> 00:15:59,972 Âñ¸, ïîñëåäíèé êóñî÷åê. 313 00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:03,067 - ×èòàé. - "×òî äåëàåò ëþáîïûòíûé ïåðåö?". 314 00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:05,643 - ×òî? - "Ëåçåò íå â ñâî¸ õàëàïåíüî äåëî". 315 00:16:05,643 --> 00:16:07,754 Áðåä. Äàé ïîñìîòðåòü. 316 00:16:07,754 --> 00:16:11,944 Ïîíÿëà. Íàäî ÷èòàòü ñ àêöåíòîì. 317 00:16:11,944 --> 00:16:14,894 "Íå ñâî¸ õà-ëà-ïåíüî äåëî". 318 00:16:14,894 --> 00:16:17,490 Ñìåøíî. Ïîòîìó ÷òî ïî-÷¸ðíîìó. 319 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,838 Íå ôàêò, ïðîñòî äåðçêî. 320 00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:22,831 Íóæíî äîáàâèòü äåðçîñòè. 321 00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:26,580 Åù¸ îí ìîæåò îêàçàòüñÿ ìåêñèêàíöåì, âåäü õàëàïåíüî èç Ìåêñèêè. 322 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:31,408 - "Õàëàïóíüå äåëî". - ß ïîíÿë, íî êòî êîíêðåòíî. 323 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,422 Âðÿä ëè çäåñü çàëîæåíà ðàñà. Ïðîñòî èãðà ñëîâ. 324 00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:38,201 Íî ìíå íàäî ïîíÿòü æåðòâó, ÷òîáû íàä íåé ïîñìåÿòüñÿ. 325 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:39,955  äàííîì âàðèàíòå ýòî áåëûå, 326 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,398 ïîòîìó ÷òî òîëüêî ó áåëûõ íåò àêöåíòà äëÿ ñðàáàòûâàíèÿ øóòêè. 327 00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:46,099 - Ýòî ðàñèçì. - Òî÷íî, è ÿ ïðîòèâ. 328 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:47,280 Òî÷íî òåáå ãîâîðþ. 329 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,433 - Ýòî êàêàÿ-òî ñàòèðà? - Íå çíàþ. 330 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:54,081 Åñëè ÷åñòíî, ÿ íå ñîâñåì ïîíèìàþ ñóòü ñàòèðû. 331 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,058 Ïðîáåæèìñÿ ïî øóòêàì. 332 00:17:00,463 --> 00:17:02,841 Áîëüíî ïðèçíàâàòü, íî çàâåäåíèå ñêàòèëîñü. 333 00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:04,659 - Ñòàëî ïàðøèâî. - Ãàäþøíèê. 334 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:09,616 - È î÷åíü æóòêî. ×òî çà ÷óäàêè ñ äåòüìè? - Êàæåòñÿ, ýòî èõ ðîäèòåëè. 335 00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:12,380 - Ðîäèòåëè äîëæíû ñèäåòü â áàðå. - ×àðëè, çäåñü íåò áàðà. 336 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,674 Ñåðü¸çíî? Âëàäåëüöû óáðàëè áàð? 337 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:17,203 Êàïåö. Çäåñü ñòîÿë îäèí èç ëó÷øèõ áàðîâ ãîðîäà. 338 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,812 Äàâàéòå âñå óñïîêîèìñÿ. 339 00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:23,961 Ðàç ïðèøëè - äàäèì åù¸ îäèí øàíñ. Øîó ñêîðî íà÷í¸òñÿ. 340 00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,601 Øîó âñåãäà áûëî ëó÷øåé ñîñòàâëÿþùåé. 341 00:17:26,601 --> 00:17:29,165 - Ïðîâåðèì øîó. - Ïîñëåäíèé øàíñ. 342 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,287 Ìîæåò îíè èñêóïÿò âèíó. 343 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:35,860 Âñå ïîõëîïàéòå, ïîòîìó ÷òî âñå îòðûâàòüñÿ. 344 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,511 Ñåé÷àñ. 345 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,324 Çàæèãàåì, äåòêà. Çàæèãàåì. 346 00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:43,758 ×òî ýòî? Çàòû÷êè? 347 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,247 - Ñåðü¸çíî? - Îòâàëè. 348 00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:47,536 ß õî÷ó ïîñëóøàòü. 349 00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:50,012 Îòëè÷íàÿ èãðà. È ðèòì õîðîøèé. 350 00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:51,362 Ìíå íðàâèòñÿ ðèòì. 351 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,237 Âåñåëüå è âîëøåáñòâî ìû âàì ïðèíåñ¸ì. 352 00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:58,088 Çàëåòàéòå â "Ðîááè-Ïèööà.Êîì". 353 00:17:59,148 --> 00:18:02,721 Îí ÷òî-òî ñêàçàë ïðî "Ðîááè-Ïèööà.Êîì"? Îíè ñìåíèëè íàçâàíèå? 354 00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:05,601 Íåëüçÿ íàçâàòü çàë êàê ñàéò. Ýòî áåçóìèå. 355 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:08,544 Çäåñü áîëüøå íå "Áîðèñêà", à "Ðîááè"? 356 00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:12,739 Ðåàëüíûé ìðà÷íÿê. Íåëüçÿ òàêîå òåðïåòü. 357 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:16,416 Ìû äîëæíû ÷òî-òî ñäåëàòü. Âî áëàãî äåòåé! 358 00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,600 Âîò ÷òî ìû ñäåëàåì. 359 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,822 Ìû âîññòàíîâèì ñòàðîãî "Áîðèñêó", 360 00:18:21,822 --> 00:18:25,431 ÷òîáû äåòè ñìîãëè èñïûòàòü âïå÷àòëåíèÿ íàøåãî äåòñòâà, 361 00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:27,832 è ïîâåäàòü ñâîþ èñòîðèþ. 362 00:18:27,832 --> 00:18:30,441 ×èòàåøü ìîè ìûñëè. 363 00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,838 Íàðîä, äàâàéòå çàáîðÈñèì. 364 00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:45,189 *Áàð* 365 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,985 Äåòè óæå íà âçâîäå. 366 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:21,862 - Óõ òû! - Äà, ìû âñ¸ ïðèãîòîâèëè. 367 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,201 Äîëæåí ñêàçàòü... 368 00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:26,617 Ìû ñîâåðøèëè ñåãîäíÿ ÷òî-òî âîëøåáíîå. 369 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:31,474 Íà ñ÷¸ò òðè îòêðûâàåò äâåðè, çàïóñêàåì äåòåé, 370 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:36,270 à ÿ îïóùó ðóáèëüíèê è çàïóùó ðåàëüíîå âåñåëüå. 371 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,383 - Äà, äåòêà. - Îòëè÷íûé íàñòðîé, Ôðýíê. 372 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,308 Ïîãíàëè! 373 00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:44,895 Òðè, äâà, îäèí... 374 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,798 Âåñåëüå! 375 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:52,424 Ãäå ìîé ñûí? Ãäå ìîé ñûí? 376 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:56,125 ×òî ïðîèñõîäèò? Âîò æå îíè ñòîÿò! 377 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,652 Âû íå ñëóøàåòå. 378 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,120 - Óøëî âðàçíîñ. - Äà. 379 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,920 Ñîâðåìåííûå äåòè íå ãîòîâû ê òàêîìó êîëè÷åñòâó âåñåëüÿ. 380 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,506 Ïîòîìó ÷òî èõ ñëèøêîì îïåêàþò. 381 00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,592 Ðàä, ÷òî îíè ïîäïèñàëè îòêàç îò ïðåòåíçèé. 382 00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:16,748 - Òî÷íî. Íèêàêèõ èñêîâ. - Õðåíà ëûñîãî. 383 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:21,360 - Õîòÿ òû íè÷åãî íå ïîäïèñûâàë. - Äà ìåíÿ íå íàéäóò. 384 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,292 - Ìîæåò ïîéä¸ì îòñþäà? - Ñàìîå âðåìÿ. 385 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:26,000 - Ïîéä¸ì. - Òèõîíüêî. 386 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:46,293 ïåðåâîä: hvblack 387 00:20:47,305 --> 00:21:47,273 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm